ARC CORP FILES
Anomaly 294
NAME: The Coffee Dispenser
CLASSIFICATION: D
DESCRIPTION: A Schnee brand Coffee Dispenser.
LEVEL: Rumor
INFORMATION: Anomaly 294 is to be used and placed in the ARC Corp Containments Branch kitchen. No other containment procedures necessary. Anomaly 294 is a Coffee dispenser that serves any liquid drink known to man EXCEPT coffee of all types.
The dispensed seem to be random every day with the current ones as of now listed:
Apple Juice
Sweet green tea
Regular Tea
Hot chocolate
Strawberry sunrise
Jack Daniels
Water
Salt Water
Lemon lime soda
Orange juice
Milk
Strawberry Milk
RISK: Rumor
Anomaly 294 was stumbled upon quite by accident by Jaune Arc and Agent Blake Belladonna. They were selecting furniture for Belladonna's apartment. She asked Jaune to tag along to check to see if any of the items she would select are not Anomalies at the local department store.
While shopping, they overheard a man at the return desk complain about a coffee dispenser he purchased for his diner. He claimed that when he dispensed coffee to his patrons, it caused them to become inebriated and rowdy. After checking and seeing nothing wrong, he took it back to the store for a refund.
By luck they happened to have a coffee dispenser that is identical to the Anomaly itself. Using her reflexes, she switched out the Anomaly for the one she was about to purchase. It was worth 50 Lien, but it was worth obtaining an Anomaly. Currently used at the Containments Branch kitchen. As of now, the only Anomaly Agent Blake Belladonna comfortable around.
Unknown how it dispenses the beverages or why it doesn't do coffee of any type. Current theory is that it uses special-rifts in space-time to drain the beverages from existing containers nearby.