ARC CORP FILES
Anomaly 130
NAME: Messenger Bird
CLASSIFICATION: D
DESCRIPTION: Anomaly 130 or Messenger Bird is a large blank sheet of paper when unused. When in use it takes the form of an extensively crafted origami bird. Usually, a crow or a parrot.
LEVEL: Rumor
INFORMATION: Messenger Bird is to be placed in the Desk at the Arc Corp Containments Office.
To use the Anomaly, simply take it out and begin to write a message in either pen or pencil. After writing the message simply say; "Message Ends. Begin Delivery." The paper will then begin to fold, twist, turn and morph into a medium sized bird the size of a cat. Usually in the form of a crow or Parrot. It will then seek out the nearest exit to outside and fly to its intended recipient, regardless of the distance or who. Once it reaches its recipient it will then speak replaying the message that was written on it. When the message ends, it refolds itself back into a flat sheet of paper and the message originally written on it will fade back into a blank sheet.
The only downside to this Anomaly is when it delivers its message to its intended.
When it recites the message, it will occasionally add swears and creative foul language here and there.
The following is an example of the Anomaly in use:
Original message:
Dear Mr. Andrew,
I had a fun time at your home. Thank you for inviting me and hope we do it again soon.
-Yours Jaune Arc.
Message when Anomaly recites it to its intended:
Dear Mr. Butt-Sniffer Andrew,
I had a fucking good time at your louse-infested home. Thank you for inviting me and hope we do it butt-style again soon.
-Yours Jaune Arc
It is bullet-proof, water-proof and can fly even in the harshest of winds and storms.
WARNING: Not to be placed near any flames.