Sammy's Successful Shift

Chapter 3- Into the pits

Chris: Last episode was crammed full of monkeys… and monkey-crammed full.

Chris: And although team Kinosewak got trapped, It was team Maskwak who lost a player all because Ella. Sweet, sweet Ella went against my wishes and sang her own swan song.

We see Chris was surrounded by animals

Chris: Hey, beat it. Ella's gone. I shot her!

The animals immediately showed concern.

Chris: From a cannon…. Off the island.

All the animals retired with their heladas down.

Chris: Thank you. Anyway, What were we doing? Oh, right. Eight players remain, who will stay, and who gets blasted away? Find out right here, right now, on… Total Drama Pahkitew Island.

-INTRO-

The day started in the tree with the Kinosewak team with Jasmine waking up and going downstairs.

Max: Hmm? Wha? Must your giant feet be so noisy? I was having the most delightful dream.

Jasmine: Was it you being blasted out of a cannon for costing us the last challenge? That was my dream.

Max: No, I was being carried like an egyptian king.

Jasmine: Looks like your servants are still with you.

Max was confused, until he saw an ant in his hand.

Max: Aggghhhhhh. Ants. Bah. Foul vermin.

The purple-haired boy took it off, but when he took off the blanket he saw that he was covered.

Max: Ewww. Disgusting. Sidekick. Clean my bed at once… Where is that lazy fool? SIIIIIDEKIIIIIICK.

Scarlett grunted from the bed

-confessional-

Scarlett: I. need him. gone. When people realize how dense he is, they'll know I made all his gadgets… which is not totally beneficial for My plans, I need to take him out without exposing myself too much.

-end of confessional--

The redhead entered the boys' room, only to find Max burning the ants with a magnifying glass.

Max: Feel the heat of my death ray.

Max laughed like a villain, until his bed caught fire from the concentrated light.

Max: My bed. The ants have started a fire somehow.

Meanwhile, Sky was peacefully asleep, her cheeks were red, in her head she was in the Roman colosseum wearing some sort of hybrid between Amazon armor (wonder woman style) and Canadian olympic suit.

Announcer: And the winner is, Skylarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Mikitou.

Sky waved to the audience, as she was being presented with a gold medal, until she felt someone hug her, and as she turned around she was met with-.

Sky: Dave?

The boy was dressed a bit more elegantly, and he already used to dress well.

Dave: You did it honey, you became the best Olympic athlete ever.

Sky: Ho-honey?

Dave: I'm the luckiest man to have accompanied you, and that's why I have to ask a question.

Dave knelt down and held out his hand, opening it. It revealed a gold ring with a diamond.

Dave: Sky, will you be my olympic queen?

Sky: W-whaaat?

Sky stood up startled and hit her head with the second bed.

Sky: Ouch.

The black-haired girl looked to the side, where Jasmine was looking at her seriously… but also had a slightly mocking grin.

Jasmine: Will you be my olympic Queen? Seriously

Sky: That was… Uhhh, from a movie I saw… it's about a group of athletes that get abducted by aliens and-

The Australian hardened her gaze, obviously not believing her nonsensical excuse.

Sky: OKAY, I kinda flirt with Dave sometimes… and I dreamt about him… and my tummy fills with butterflies when he's around. But that doesn't mean I have a crush on him.

Jasmine: Yeah… cause you totally didn't dream about him offering marriage to you. What else? Was he a muscle boi as well?

Sky: WHAT? No? I like him exactly how he-

The Cree girl covered her mouth.

Jasmine: I knew it.

Sky: Ok, fine, I give up. I DO like him. But, that means nothing in the game, ok?, i'm not going to let him win or anything like that.

Jasmine: Oh you sure as hell won't. I was acting all soft for Shawn, and he hitted me with that padded stick. We need to win. No mercy, either, you're with us. Or against us. Understand?

Sky noded a bit intimidated. Jasmine was probably the only contestant that could surpass her in power.

Meanwhile in the Maskwak cave, Dave was throwing a rock to a wall and catching it.

Shawn: Would you stop? It's making me nervous.

Dave: Sorry, i'm just bored. Not having Sky here kinda killed the conversation flow. And now we don't have Ella to sing something, yeah it could be a bit annoying, but it was something compared to this funeral air.

Shawn: Well, we could talk?

Dave: About what? Zombies? Pass.

Shawn: No no. About Sky and Jasmine, do you think they be talking about us?

Dave: I mean, i kinda hope so. But not sure if it's a good or a bad thing.

Shawn: What do you mean?

Dave: Jasmine still hates you, and Sky will definetly try to focus more on the game.

Shawn: I'm sure you can do it dude, you just need to get her out of the challenge time and boom. You have it in a silver plate.

Dave: Hope youre right, and i also hope that whatever it's that "but" it's not a comple relationship chance destroyer.

Shawn: And if it was?

Dave: I would accept it… but i cant help but desiree it's not.

Shawn: Yeah i get it, just like i desire that Jasmine will forgive me.

Dave: I'm sure she will. Plus, if we are lucky, Sky will soft her up, and maybe we could have a double date.

Shawn: Sounds like a plan to me.

What none of them noticed was that Sugar was watching them from the corner in anger.

-confessional-

Sugar: Them two bein' lovey-dovey over miss Olympian and the Australian toser means one thing. A friendship, and friendship it's just another way of saying alliance. Wich means-

-end of confessional-

Sugar: We gotta keep 'em apart or else it's game over for one of us. Probably you

Sammy: Uh? What do you mean?

Sugar: Unless. We form an alliance of our own.

-confessional-

Sammy: Ok. How do i put this into words in a nice way?… I can't, so I'm Going to say it in a bad way.

Sammy cleared her throat.

Sammy: I'd rather be eternally tied to Amy.

-end of confessional-

Shawn: Can I ask. What you exactly see on Sky?

Dave: It's just… everything. She's brave, kind, strong, confident, cute, worried about the others, has porcelain skin, deep eyes that can make you get lost in them and that beautiful dark hair that flows like petals on the wind.

Shawn: Wow, she got you all crushing up. But I get it, Jasmine it's also strong and brave, she has a badass but kind attitude, those dark eyes that shine with the right sun and her wild Black hair under that hay, not to mention her mocha skin that's just… wow.

Both boys swooned while thinking of their respective crushes.

Sugar: Oh please, ive seen pigs whit more decency. Oh berries.

Sugar started to eat some berries… that we're on the floor. Sammy watched her disgusted before starting to walk out of the cave. When the air horn sounded.

Chris: Calling all contestants It's time to get "rolling".

Chris laughed, but no one understood.

Chris: Uh, that'll make sense in a minute. Trust me.

Soon everyone was reunited with Chris. Dave sent a friendly wave to Sky, who returned it. Until she felt Jasmine's gaze and hid her hand.

Chris: Listen up, everyone. Today's challenge is simple.

The teams sighed in relief

Chris: Simple... And deadly.

They all grunted, they had to figure it out.

Chris: You'll all be racing across the island... In these turbo-orbs.

Chris revealed two giant balls, one red and one green.

Chris: Each team will cram into one turbo-orb and run like a hamster in a wheel. First team to the other side of the island wins immunity.

Topher: Both teams are sure to have a ball.

Chris: Just get in the orb, Topher.

The host pushed him to the ball.

Topher: Hey, watch the hair.

Shawn: Sugar, Stop pushing.

Sugar: I'm not pushin' I'm shovin'g.

The Country gal made a last-ditch effort and got her whole team into the ball. The one who hadn't moved at all was Jasmine.

Chris: Jasmine? Hello? You still on Australian time? I actually have no idea if that's ahead of us or behind us but you get the joke.

Jasmine: Okay. Just gonna get inside that small, cramped, confined ball. Wh-with no way out. Let 's do this.

The Australian began to tremble with fear.

Chris: That's the spirit.

-confessional-

Jasmine: Okay, so I might be a bit claustrophobic.

Shawn: It's sad when a person lets a single irrational fear control their whole lives.

Dave and Sammy entered the confessional.

Dave/Sammy: You're not the one to talk about that dude.

-end of confessional-

Jasmine: I'm okay. Just have a teeny issue with confined spaces. No biggie.

Chris: Uh-huh… You know what else is a confined space? A cannon.

But the girl kept trembling

Chris: Okay, bad cop didn't work, time for good-

Amy: Oh please just leave her, it's clear that she's nothing but a big baby.

Amy words clearly got through the Australian, that quickly stood and grabbed her.

Jasmine: Listen her You annoying sack of-

Chris: CHEF, toss her in.

The cook took advantage and pushed Jasmine into Team Kinosewak's ball, which in turn meant that Amy ended up inside as well.

Jasmine: Noooooo.

Amy: Hey, ley me out.

Chris: Sorry, can't hear you.

Dave: Uh... We can't see out of these.

Chris: That's part of the deal my friend, Now -he brings out a controller with a red button- You might feel a slight drop. Ready... Set... Go.

Chris pushed the button, and the ground under them collapsed, sending both balls with the teams rolling under.

Maskwak/Kinosewak: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

The balls finally hitted ground, Sky was the first to pop out of one dizzy and fell to the floor. Dave wobbled out of the Maskwak ball, and was accidentally pushed by Sugar, making him fall on top of Sky… and connecting their lips. Both stayed kissing in shock for a couple of second, before splitting completely red.

Dave: OH MY GOD SKY. I'm so sorry, it's just the balls, a-and dizzy and balanced, a-andd s-sweet vainilla.

Sky: N-no, it was just. Well you, me and kiss, and- Cotton candy.

Shawn and Sammy couldn't help to share a laugh seeing them acting so awkward.

-confessional-

Dave: Oh great, things are going to be much more awkward now… Is it wrong for me to be happy that it happened and want it to happen again?

Sky: Oh god, oh god, we kissed. Like, we legit kissed... and I liked it a lot- she slaps herself- Gah, I need to tell him the truth soon. Oh. Keith, if you're seeing this, I'm sorry. Ughhh, this is so messy.

-end of confessional-

Sugar: Ohhh, Breakfast berries want out…

Sugar went to puke behind the bals, earning disgusted faces from the cast.

Sugar: Mm-mmm, funny. When all you eat is berries, ya pretty much just barf jam.

Dave had to resist to not puke right there.

Jasmine: Oh look. We're at the bottom of a deep, dark cave. How 'bout that.

Topher: Ha. Host fail. I'd like to see chris narrate us out of this one.

Amy: Excuse me. We just fell like 30 feets and all Youre worried its Chris failing?

Topher: Woah, Chillax baby, You dont want that pretty face of your to get wrinkled.

Amy huffed, while a TV on the walk lighted up, revealing Chris.

Chris: What was that, Topher?

Topher: Oh, nothing.

Chris: So your real challenge is getting out of this cave.

Sammy: Why bother with the bogus challenge?

Chris: If I had said I wanted to cram you into giant balls and drop you 25 feet into a cave, you all would've moaned and whined.

Max whined and Jasmine moaned in fear.

Chris: See?

Shawn: For once, he's right.

Chris: Moving on. There are two bags of supplies somewhere behind you.

Max and Dave went to check the bags.

Max: Let's see… Rope, climbing accessories, night vision goggles? Ugh. Useless.

Max trowed the equipment away, but Scarlett, Sky and Topher catched it.

Dave: Kitty litter, a beardo beat-box cd, and soy sauce packets? Seriously?

Chris: One bag might be more helpful than the other.

Dave: More like one it's helpful and the other one it's a scam.

Chris: Now, if you look around, you'll see a bunch of tunnels.

Both teams saw 4 tunnels.

Chris: They all lead to a single exit on the surface where the finish line awaits, but some will get you there safer or faster than others. First team across the finish line wins. Oh, One more thing. According to Cree legends, no one who's gone in has ever come out.

All gasped.

Chris: But, hey, I thought the fall would kill you, so congrats on surviving that. Your challenge starts... NOW

Chris made an air horn sound, making the caves shake

Sky: So it's all about choosing the right tunnel to get out fastest.

Scarlett: "Fast" would be preferable. This pit seems to be structurally unstable.

Jasmine: Out. Gotta get ouuuuuuuut.

Jasmine started to hit the walls, making the cave rumble Even more.

Shawn: Uh, maybe pounding the walls and yelling isn't a good idea.

Sugar: IT'S A CAVE-IN.

The cave started to rumble Even more.

Sky: Well, now it's a cave-in.

Jasmine: Spacious way out…

The Australian stopped right in one of the caves mouths.

Jasmine: uh... Is there a more with better lighting and maybe some windows?

Sammy: Quick, we have to-

Shawn: No time, divide and save.

Shawn took Sammy's hand and runned, but in the hase he tripped, making them hit Jasmine and enter said cave, before the rumble blocked the way in.

Topher: My face. Must save my face.

Amy: Same but my hair.

Both entered another tunnel.

Max: Sidekick. This way.

Scarlett: No. This one, Max, this one.

Dave: Oh crap?

Sky: I see daylight. Follow me.

Sky took Dave hand and they, along Sugar, entered the last tunnel, the good thing, no one was injured, the Bad one. They were all split. Sky and Dave coughed a bit from the dust.

Sky: Dave, are you all right?

Dave: I am now.

They both smiled at each other and started to unconsiously get close. But Sugar burping destroyed the moment, as they had to run from bats.

-confessional-

Dave: Well, that's was close. Don't get me wrong, i would loved to kiss Sky again. But we need to get this whole "but" stuff out of the way, so it's for the best that our lips are far and away for the moment. After the but it's out, who knows?

-end of confessional-

The trio walked a bit, until they found-

Sky: Wow. A colony of glow slugs.

Dave: Glow slugs? Worst children's toy ever.

Sky: Look at the bright side. At least they're lighting the way.

Sugar grabbed one and eated it on a single gulp.

They go down easy.

Dave: Aww, sugar… I think you just broke my gross-out meter.

Sugar: Whatever, grease-licker.

Dave: What?

Sugar: oh please, that girls lips shine more than a plate after a 50 pouns chips order of a restaurant.

Sky: Hey.

Sugar tummy rumbled, before a light started to came out of her belly button.

Sugar: Whoa. Are you guys seeing this? Look at me Choo-choo I'm a bus. Chugga-chugga chugga-chugga...

Dave: Thats a… forget it.

Sky: Whatever works.

-confessional-

Sugar: Good thing I waited to see if those two attempted to team up, there's no goody-lovey-thingies on my watch. I'm like the opposite of those match-make fairies of the movie… Whatever that it's. Some sort of unicorn.

-end of confessional-

Meanwhile, Jasmine wasn't handling the lack of light good.

Jasmine: I can't see a thing. I can't see.

Sammy: Here, night vision goggles. They work great.

With the goggles on, Jasmine was now able to see Sammy and Shawn.

Jasmine: Oh, good. Now I can see how cramped the cave is.

Shawn: Hopefully it gets bigger soon, and theres only one way of finding out.

Jasmine: What? No way. Specially not whit you.

Sammy: Jasmine please. Youre the only one with night goggles, but the only way you're going out, it's with our help to keep you distracted from the cave.

Jasmine: Youre wrong mate. I can do it.

Jasmine moved 5 centimeters before curling into a ball.

Jasmine: I can't do it.

Sammy: Hey, calm down, calm down, everything its going to be fine.

Shawn: Yeah, we guide the way, just stay close to-

Jasmine grabbed both for a very strong hugg.

Shawn: I hope the others will have more luck than us.

In another cave, Amy and Topher recovered from the abrupt entry.

Amy: Ugh, this is so unfair. This cant get worse.

Topher: Oh no

Amy: What?

Topher: I have no bars down here. I'm expecting a call.

Amy covered his mouth and placed the night vission goggles on him.

Amy: remember. Chris could be watching. We need to get out of here, so you can win the challange.

Topher: Ok, ok.

Amy: And, if you want my suggestion. You should be keeping that phone out of the confessionals.

Topher: ummmm.

Amy: You already did it didn't you?

Topher: Yes.

Amy: Great. I'll see what can be done, but for now, lets move and trust the others can get to safe ground.

And speaking off, Max and Scarlett where in a cave full of stalactites.

Max: You'd better go ahead of me, there might be booby traps.

Scarlett: This cave is weird.

Max: Maybe the cave thinks you're weird.

Scarlett: Those stalactites shouldn't be here.

Max: And where should they be? Wyoming?

Scarlett: It's just that there isn't any evidence of mineralized water deposits on the cave floor.

Max: Pfft. And I suppose you find it odd. That there's also several cameras and a large monitor over there.

Said monitor lighted up and showed Chris.

Chris: Hey guys, welcome to the spike zone. Try to stay quiet or all those stalactites will rain down and skewer you like kabobs.

Max: Thank you for the warning. You are now in my favour, we shall tip-toe through.slowly and-

Chris: Eh, tip-toeing is boring to watch, so here's a crocodile.

Both hear a roar

Chris: Remember, your entire team has to cross the finish line. So no leaving behind legs or hands, okay?

-confessional-

Scarlett: This is my chance to get rid of max. If he doesn't make it back, we lose, and he gets voted off.

-end of confessional-

Scarlett: Wait. Why don't you train it to be your reptile minion?

Max: that 's… a brilliant idea. You there, heel.

But the crocodile just bitted his hand.

Max: Agh. Brainless mammal. Minion, it's not… Minion?

The reptile made another chomp.

Max: yyyyyyoooowwww.

Max screams were high enough to cause another cave in.

Scarlett: Oh no.

Max/Scarlett: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh.

The cave in started, and the camera was broken.

Chris: Aww, it was just getting good. Stay tuned to find out who gets buried and who comes out on top. Here on Total. Drama. Pahkitew Island.

-commercial break-

Max: Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow…

The crocodile opened its mouth, releasing Max butt.

Max: Ohhh…. That is heaven.

Max looked back, the "crocodile" had black eyes, and… wires?

Max:Ewwww. Croc innards are disgusting

Scarlett: It was mechanical? Hey, I bet everything down here is. And it's all controlled by remote.

The redhead began to take parts of the crocodile.

Scarlett: If I can piece together a transmitter to send out signals, who knows what we could find. I bet they're all using neighboring frequencies.

Max: Wait, you're doing what frequently?

-confessional-

Scarlett: My brother pulled my hair once, so I made his remote control toys come to life and attack him in the night, every night, for six years. He's still in therapy.

-end of confessional-

Max: Stop babbling. That croc bit me, I demand you suck the poison out.

Scarlett: Crocs aren't venomous.

Max: Do as I say.

The redhead growled, resisting her urges of kicking him. Meanwhile, Topher and Amy kept walking, whit the host wannabe on the lead.

Topher: The good looking Topher and Amy presses on as the cave gets deeper, darker, narrower. The faintest sound could cause a cave-in that would surely crush every bone-

Amy: COULD YOU STOP?!

Topher: Hey, someone has to host in Chris's absence.

In that moment, a monitor lighted up.

Chris: I'll take it from here, Topher. You've just reached the leap of faith. Even with the night vision goggles you can't see the bottom.

Both looked down, it was truth, pitch black.

Chris: You gotta have faith and just jump in. It leads to the way out… or sharks. I honestly can't remember. Either way, you can't go back the way you came.

Amy: Actually we can.

Chris pushed a button and the wall behind collapsed.

Amy: I'm starting to hate you more than I hate Samey.

Chris: Good luck.

The monitor died off.

Topher: Man, it's like a bottomless black hole to nowhere… Wanna go first?

Amy: Excuse me? No chance, if anything you jump, you're the one that has to finish this.

Topher: Yeah, and I'm also the one who needs to get secured so our little deal can continue.

Amy: Ugh, even Samey has more guts than you.

Topher: And there you go mentioning your sister again. What's the deal between you two anyway?

Amy: What's your deal with Chris?

Topher: I questioned first.

Amy: And I'm the one that can blow your cover.

Topher: Which would probably blow you as well.

They both looked at eachother, until they noticed how close their faces were. Making them pull back.

Amy: Right, there's no loose rocks, nor any kind of rope. Which only leaves one option… literally having fate and jumping.

Topher: Well, if I want My dream. I guess I have to take this kind of risk.

The both looked down, and grabbed each other's arms.

Amy: It's just for this understand?

Topher: Like clear water.

B

The cheerleader and the host wannabe took a breath And jumped… only to find out the bottom was just a couple of feet down.

Topher: You know… I should seen this coming.

Meanwhile Shawn, Jasmine and Sammy arrived at a very, very weird cave, it somehow had both fire pits, and ice in the way.

Shawn: Well… this is a Clash.

Chris: Welcome to the cave of the elements. Your task it's honestly quite simple, pass this icy and slippery road, without falling into the magma pits.

Sammy: It's not real magma right?

Chris: Of course not, but if You fall on it, you're gonna feel some heat, and probably pass out from exhaustion, which in Jasmine's case means very much costing her team the victory.

Jasmine gulped.

Chris Good luck.

Shawn: Ok, we need to stay very balanced to pass through this without falling, so tap the ice very slowly and don't make erratic moves.

Sammy followed Shawn guise, and they both started to slowly slide on the icy surface. Jasmine was quick to follow, but her size, along with her fear due to the enclosed space made her moves a bit more erratic.

Jasmine: Woah, calm down Jasmine, calm down. You can do this.

The Australian Amazon kept doing little moves, but a sudden rumble made her lose balance, she almost fell towards one of the "lava pools'" but Shawn grabbed her by the arm and holded himself to one of the stalacmites.

Shawn: Hang on. I got you.

Jasmine was heavily breathing, Sammy did her best and reached them.

Sammy: Jasmine calm down. We're not going forward without you.

Jasmine hugged the cheerleader by instinct.

Jasmine: Oh thank you.

Sammy (choking): No problem bestie… but kinda… need air.

Meanwhile, the trío of Sky, Dave and Sugar arrived at at cave full of pink and blue Crystal, making for a beautiful place

Sugar: Whoa…

Sky: This is so… beautiful.

Dave saw Sky, the glow of the caves made her pop out even more, it was almost hypnotizing.

Dave: Are you an angel?

Sky blushed, having to look away and cover her cheeks. A monitor with Chris face on it catched everyone eyes.

Chris: Welcome to the gem cave, this ruby ravine is home to a bear. But not just any bear… The bling bear.

The trio exchanged confused looks.

Sky: Bling bear?

Chris: Trust me, you don't wanna make him mad. Just walk through here without stealing a gem

Sky: Sounds easy enough. Let's just go-

A loud roar echoed in the cave

Chris: And you failed. Wow, that was fast.

Bling bear (Aka, Scuba Bear with a backwards hat and a Golden chain) appeared and roared at them

-confessional-

Sky: My guess is Sugar ate one so that everything she says sparkles.

Dave (holding a big blue Crystal): Shineeeeey…

-end of confessional-

Dave: Wait. That's just Scuba bear with-

Sky: RUN.

The trio started to run, all the while Amy and Topher reached another point of the caves, wich was very cramped.

Topher: Hey, think it leads somewhere?

Amy: It must. Chris said that all the roads lead to the finish line.

A sound catched both of their attention.

Topher: Hey.

The host wannabe grabbed the phone and gasped.

Topher: Bars. I got bars. Two of 'em, this must lead to the exit.

Amy: Great, just remember to hide that phone as soon as we get close.

Topher: Hide it, understood. Now follow me to the light.

Topher started to advance, Amy sighed.

Amy: I'm so putting salt on Chris coffee tomorrow.

Max kept waiting for Scarlett to finish her job

Max: I'm feeling more bored than evil. Are you finished yet?

Scarlett: Done. Now I'll try the universal signal for garage door openers.

The redhead pushed a button and one of the cave walls opened, revealing… an elevator?

Scarlett: Heh. You still think this cave is normal?

Max: Of course. It's just an ancient cree secret passage.

Scarlett: With carpeting and muzak?

Max: Clearly the cree had taste. And you no longer need this useless thing.

Max took the controller and throwed it away, breaking it on impact and the door closed before Scarlett could do anything.

Scarlett: NO.

-confessional-

Scarlett: Who knows what else on the island could've been controlled with that remote. It's official. I. HATE. MAX.

-end of confessional-

The Maskwak trio arrived at a water pit.

Dave: We gotta swim? Cave water is clean, right?

Sky: Its that. Or bling bear using us as chewing toys.

Sugar: Cannon baaaaall.

The farm girl pushed both into the water, Scuba/Bling bear stopped dead on his tracks, sniffed the air a bit, and retreated.

Sky: He's not following us? Weird. He had a snorkel and everything.

Dave: Well, you know how bears hate losing their jewelry in the pool.

Sky laughed

Sky: I like how funny you are.

Dave smiled, and was ready to ask about the relevant stuff, but his smell quickly catched something.

Dave: Not to kill the mood, but did Sugar fart?

Sky took a whiff of air and covered her nose.

Sky: Yuck. Yeah, I think she did.

Dave: We should keep moving.

Sugar: Look, a stream. It has to be coming from the surface.

Sky: We can follow it out.

Dave: Then let's do it, I don't want to spend much more down here.

The three we're slowly climbing.

Sugar: It's so muddy, i keep slipping

Sky: Keep moving. I see daylight!

Sugar: We made it, guys.

The camera moved outside… of the confessional. Dave and Sky screams echoed before they ran outside.

Sky: THE TOILET? We came out the toilet?

Dave: Th-that means the water… A-and the muddy cave… I-It was all-

Dave immediately froze.

Sky: Dave... You okay?

Dave blinked twice, before fainting and shaking on the floor.

Sugar: Oh, big whoop. None of you'd ever win an easter egg hunt on my farm.

Meanwhile, the team of Jasmine, Shawn and Sammy kept pushing forward, with Shawn acting as the "leader" while Jasmine kept walking un fear, and Sammy did her best to keep her calm.

Jasmine: Are we dead yet?

Sammy: For the 10th time. We're not dead. Nor are we going to die.

Shawn: Keep going Jas, I can see some daylight, we are almost there.

Topher and Amy where also getting closer to an éxit.

Topher: I just got another bar. That's Five.

But he stopped dead on his tracks.

Amy: What's wrong?

Topher: Good news. I see daylight. Bad news. I know what dug this tunnels.

They both saw a lot of mutant Gophers.

Amy: What the-

Topher: Shhh, those are mutant Gophers.

Amy: M-mutant? As in… really mutant?

Topher: Bet Chris saved some from the Fun zone in Boney island.

Amy: How did Chris have these?

Topher: Didn't You see season 4?

Amy: No. I was busy with training.

Topher: Chris sold the island to a bio company, which leaved Wawanakwa a irradiated ground and mutated the animals. Then he made the season there.

Amy: You mean that psycho sended a group of teenagers to a higly radioactive Island? And they ended fine?

Topher: Yeah… well, except for Dakota. She returned as an intern, Chris sended her into some mines and she ended up turning into a 10 feet tall lady kaiju.

Amy's face was a picture of pure horror, just the single idea of her passing through the same predicament as Dakota made her shiver, and she was making an effort to not scream. Topher noticed her nerve and decided to calm her down.

Topher: Buuuut i wouldn't be worried. He cleaned the island after and I doubt there's radioactive waste here. Plus, as far as I know, Dakota has returned to being human… or it's in process. Now let's move.

Topher grabbed her hand, and they began to slowly walk through the moles, avoiding making any noise.

Amy: O-ok. So nothing will happen to me right?

Topher: Nah don't worry. Plus, it would be a true crime if your pretty face was turned into mutant skin.

Both Amy and Topher opened their eyes in shock.

Amy (thinkin): Did he just call me pretty?

Topher (thinking): Did I just call her pretty?

Both also noticed how close their faces were, and almost closed their eyes. Until a mole scratching itself broke the mood.

Topher: uhh, let's just… move before they wake up.

Amy: Yeah… good plan.

Chris was swapping channels on the monitors trying to see the contestants. But nothing came out. While chef looked worried.

Chris: Yep, I've lost the kids. Better grab our getaway bags and fake passports, "Hector."

Suddenly, Amy and Topher popped out of a bush.

Topher: Hey, we did it. And we're the first.

Amy: Oh thank god. I wasn't sure if i could take another 5 minutes inside there.

Topher: Sooooo. Did we win?

Chris: No. That's not the right exit.

Chris pointed the entrance of the cave, whit a red cord and a sing that said "exit"

Topher: Awww, cat snoose.

Amy laughed.

Amy: You're kinda funny.

Chris rolled his eyes, before gagging after feeling some smell. And then the maskwak duo Sky arrived.

Sky: It's not the worst one either.

Chris: What's that stench?

Sugar: We came up through the-

Dave: NEVER CLEAN. Aughhhh.

Suddenly, Max and Scarlett appeared form the littrela back of the woods.

Max: Blast. How did we not win? They must have found a faster elevator.

Chris: Elevator? Look, none of you won. I said, "the first team to cross the finish line" And none of you did. You skipped dozens of awesome challenges.

Suddenly, some echoed screams catched everyone's attention, and they saw Shawn, and Sammy cross the line, whit Jasmine following just behind.

Jasmine: FREEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

The Australian started to Kiss the grass.

Chris: Well that solves it… Team Maskwak wins the challenge for having 2 players Cross the line first.

Sugar cheered, Dave weakley raised his arm. Sky and Topher just sighed, while Scarlett just glared a oblivious Max.

Chris: Team Maskwak, the dinner for the night was from our friends of Darwin's-all-you-can-eat food safari.

Sugar: Darwin's good safari? I Made a commercial for them, it was amazing. It went like.

Chris: Don't care Sugar. Team Kinosewak, see you guys in the elimination ceremony. And no lucky disqualification tonight.

Amy and Topher reunited away from the cameras.

Topher: So. What you got for me?

Amy: Not much, the lack of time on camera didn't get me much. But i'm pretty sure Jasmine will be the main target, so vote for her.

Topher: You're sure it's not just because she's your sister's friend.

Amy: Ugh no. It's because she's a threat.

Topher: Ok. I'll vote for her. Anything else?

Amy: Yeah. I need Chris' phone back.

Topher: What? But I haven't received a call from the producers yet.

Amy: Yeah, and Chris hasn't found out that his phone is missing by sheer luck. So it's better that he has it, and meanwhile, I can act like your inside girl.

Topher: But… this may be my only chance.

Amy: Why are you so obsessed with taking Chris' job anyway?

Topher: Well, ever since i was a kid, my Parents tried to get me into the TV world. They're both former actors, so they wanted me to follow their steps. However I never got really far outside of being in some commercials, and always under aliases. They always pushed me to be at the top.

Amy: So… taking Chris job would be your chance to make them proud?

Topher: It's more than that. Chris is my idol. He's the one I look up to the most. But also, the one I want to surpass. Maybe that way, I could finally be "Topher" and not just "Redhead boy drinking milk" or those aliases.

Amy saw him with a bit of… sympathy.

Amy: Well… you're definitely someone for me.

Topher: Uh?

Amy: When you're not sucking it up to Chris, You're very tolerable.

Topher: Wow. Thanks. You're also more tolerable when you're not talking about your sister all the time.

Amy stiffed a laugh.

Amy: Go and vote. I'll make sure Chris never notices his phone is gone.

Meanwhile Sammy and Shawn we're walking in the woods.

Shawn: Soo, you think I made progress with Jasmine?

Sammy: I'm… not sure honestly. She spent all the time screaming and being worried… but you did stay by her side the entire way, that's something.

The duo arrived at a waterfall and saw Dave rubbing his head with a towel.

Shawn: We're did you get that?

Dave: The interns. Chris forced me to take the showers to take away the… Ugh, the you-know-what. Took 5 attempts and an entire bottle of hand sanitizer, but I finally smell normal again.

Shawn: You smell like lemons.

Dave: Exactly.

Sammy: Hey, bet Sky loves lemons. Don't ya think Shawn?

Both laughed, while Dave started to blush.

Dave: Sh-shut up.

Shawn: Sorry Sorry… but when's the wedding?

Dave blushed another shade of red while his brain reproduced the image of Sky in a white wedding dress.

Sammy: Did you get to talk with her after we splitted up?

Dave: I wish. Sugar made sure we didn't get a single moment of peace. Guess I have no option but to ask her tomorrow.

Shawn: Just try to not slip on her again.

Dave: It was an accident… oh, you just love to bother me.

The duo laughed, and Dave soon joined. Meanwhile, Sky and Jasmine we're reunited away from the cabin.

Sky: So, why did you want to meet me?

Jasmine: It's about tonight ceremony

Sky: If you're afraid of me voting for you then don't worry. Wouldn't vote for someone that couldn't perform well due to a phobia. It 's unfair.

Jasmine: Thanks. But who do we vote for?

Sky: What about Max? From what I've seen, he's a bit of a slack and his whole "i'll be ruler of the world" is kinda annoying.

Jasmine: Sounds like a plan to me sheilla

Jasmine retired, leaving Sky alone.

Sky: I need to talk with Dave as soon as possible. I need to tell him about Keith.

What Sky didn't notice, was that someone was watching from behind the bushes.

When night fell, team Maskwak was in the elimination ceremony place.

Chris: Team Maskwak, wow, 5 times in a row, that's super sad.

Max: Silence buffon.

Chris: Do that again, and I stuff you in the canon.

Max: Yes sir.

Chris: Now, there's 5 of you, but only 4 marshmallows. Sky, Topher and Scarlett, you three have 0 votes and thus are safe.

The olympian, host wannabe and brainiac grabbed their candies. Leaving a worried Jasmine, and a smug Max

Chris: And we have the last one. Max, your team may or may not consider you annoying.

Max: Who dares?

Chris: And Jasmine, you were severely hindered by your phobia to closed spaces, and didn't get to beat Shawn or Sammy in the final stretch.

Jasmine only lowered her head.

Chris: The last marshmallow of the night belongs to.

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Chris: Jasmine.

Max: WHAT?

Jasmine catched the marshmallow while Scarlett hid her smile.

-confessional-

Scarlett: I overheard that Jasmine and Sky wanted to vote Max, which gave me the perfect opportunity. All I needed was my own vote, and Max. You're demoted.

The redhead started to laugh, first normally, but soon broke into a psychotic laugh.

-end of confessional-

Max was already in the canon.

Max: This is completely outrageous, unfair, undeserved. You will all regret the day You crossed me. Muahahahahahahahahaha.

Chris: Trust me. We already regret it.

Chris pushed the button and Max was shot away.

Max: Mommyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Chris: And so, this island it's 5% less evil. Will Jasmine ever forgive Shawn? Will Sky finally clear the air to Dave about whatever she's hiding? Personaly. I hope not. But the only way of finding out, it's tuning up for the next episode of Total. Drama. Pahkitew Island

-END OF EPISODE-

And we finish this trip through the underground, where some questions start to arise.

This is honestly a fun episode to write, if you split the teams more, You can get really cool scenarios.

There's little advances on the Shasmine plot. How much will that impact the next episode events?

Speaking of impact. Dave and Sky accidentally locked lips. Making the already awkward situation even more awkward. And now, someone already knows a bit of Sky's secret. Hmmmm.

Then Sammy took a slightly more passive role here, but trust me, this is only a bit of calm. Before the storm starts pressuring her.

And finally, we had some more Topher/Amy interactions. We get to hear Topher's motivation from himself, and it seems Amy actually feels a bit of empathy for him. And perhaps Topher also feels something for her.

Next episode it's the one where Chris pulls one of his most inhuman moves… which is saying something

Hope You all enjoyed this episode, And don't fear leaving a review and critique, i love to read them and see what can i improve.