Chapter 3: Meanwhile, back in The Shire

The following chapter is an account of what happened to young Bagöl Farfield after sending the Four to a different part of the Multiverse (and yes he knew of it).

Walking away from the incline, Bagöl gradually made his way towards a group of Hobbrids (Hobbits with blood from Harfoot, Stoor and Fallohide Hobbits). Approaching him was the Hobbit wearing black. This was is older cousin by four years, Rumür Farfield.

"You have it" the older Farfield said. It was not a question.

"They should be safer in some other part of the Multiverse." stated Bagöl.

"In the meantime..." began/prompted another Hobbit this one with white curls (despite being Pippin's age). She (even though she looks like a hobbit lad) was another of Bagöl's cousins. Her name was Estar.

"Destroy that thing" her cousins said in unison. All three knew they were referring to the One Ring (currently in Bagöl's pants pocket).

"But how?" asked a third. The speaker - Ness Dranger - had a similar situation as Estar (except she had silver curls and was the same age as Merry).

Without another word (or trace) the three Farfield's were gone.

While Ness was doing who knows what, Bagöl, Rumür and Estar were already in Mordor. With the stealth of Hobbits, they carefully mad their way to Mount Doom (to through the Ring in, of course). Unfortunately for them, some Orcs had noticed them (somehow or other) and were heading in their direction.

"I'll hold them off" said Estar as she separated from her cousins. She drew a mithril cluster bow (like the one from the LEGO Wii game except not LEGO) but instead of arrows, she loaded it with mithril fireworks (see not on the cluster bow) and went to find a vantage point.

As Estar was leaving to shoot fireworks at Orcs, Bagöl and Rumür had reached the Crack of Doom. A peculiarity about Farfields is their immunity to lies the Ring was telling. They had a perfect resistance to It and since they teleported to Mordor (in FotR, Boromir did say something about "not simply walk[ing] into Mordor) they weren't even weary. Still, even if they had walked there, they'd not even need to rest once (another oddity about Farfields is their unrealistic endurance).

Looking at each other, the two Farfield cousins nodded as one. Then, the elder (holding hands with the younger) hung back slightly as Bagöl Farfield threw the Ring into the Fire without thing twice about it. Turning around they started running. Catching up with Estar (who from the looks of things had felled a number of Orcs), Bagöl teleported the three of them back to the Shire.

"You should consider bringing those Four back now" came a voice. It was Ness. A Hobbit came up to the four of them.

"Maybe we can discuss that at the Hobbit" she suggested.

"Good idea" Ness agreed "I'll come with you right now, Aivry"

"Estar do you want to come" Aivry asked.

"Sure" said Hobbit said somewhat distractedly.

As the three of them left, Rumür and Bagöl looked at each other.

"You going with them?" Bagöl asked.

"Sounds like you're trying to push me away" Rumür answered. "I'm coming with you"

"You wouldn't leave me even for a second if we'd walked to Mordor" Bagöl shook his head, finding something funny.

Taking both of Bagöl's hands in both of his, Rumür said "Different part of the Multiverse (Rumür knew of it too), here we come" and then "Did I really say that?"

"Obviously" was all Bagöl said. Without saying anyting else, the two Farfields had left the Shire again.

Now that you know what happened in the Shire (or the relevant parts anyway), the remainder of the chapter should clarify the speaker of the last line in the previous chapter.

After teleporting out of the Shire, the two Farfields found themselves in 21st century London. From behind a building, they saw two other Hobbits (Frodo & Pippin), a man with sandy blond (and short) hair and dark blue eyes (John) and another man with dark brown curly hair, sharp cheekbones and light grey eyes (Sherlock). Leaving Rumür to wait behind the building, Bagöl (somehow knowing who the two men were though this was their first interaction) stepped towards the little group and - to get their attention - said:

"You don't say, Sherlock"