Pacifist
You waved goodbye to Gyftrot one last time before leaving her cave and continuing down the snow-covered path to freedom. As you walked, you couldn't help but feel jolly that you helped that deer reign in her hostility issues - in fact, you felt so good about it that you were at risk of drowning underneath a cheery yuletide high tide.
Eventually, though, those saccharine feelings were muscled out of their emotional turf by confusion when you reached a large field inexplicably filled with random, puffy piles of snow. 'Snow poffs', if you would.
You walked over to one of them and examined it curiously, but in spite of your best efforts to rationalize it as some kind of mini-igloo or work of art, the only thing special or unique about it was the snowflakes it held. You also tried reaching your hand into it to see if there was anything inside, but all you found was snow and chilly disappointment.
It was at that point that you finally noticed the guardhouse stationed on the north side of the field - it was empty at the moment, but there was a signpost next to it that might provide clues as to who the owner was.
Stepping closer to the sign, you realized that it read "Woof.", which roughly translates into a beautiful haiku about cherry blossoms… or possibly just 'Woof'.
Hey, don't look at me that way. I only took Frognch in school, not Dogglish.
You glanced into the sentry station and found a tiny dog bed resting inside. Well, tiny for a monster anyways, which meant that it actually could have fit you quite comfortably. You didn't really want to try it out, though, since you weren't tired just yet - plus, if the owner was anything like the other dogs you'd met so far, her bed was the absolute last place you wanted to run into her.
So, you just continued on through the field of snow poffs for a minute before coming to a screeching halt when you suddenly saw something gold glimmering inside one of them. Reaching into the snow pile, you discovered that it actually contained a few pieces of gold in it. Obviously, the money was put there as a way of disposing garbage - or at least, that's you told yourself as you slipped the money into one of your pockets.
You then began to search the other snow poffs for more valuables-er, you mean trash, and you found the following; snow, ice, icy snow, frozen water, congealed aqua, slushtastic winter precipitate, and H2O molecules that no longer had enough kinetic energy to stop themselves from forming a crystal-lattice structure. However, what you did not find was any more gold, or even anything metallic. That was, until you reached the final snow poff in the clearing.
Reaching inside that one, you immediately felt something large and metal inside, and you couldn't help but smile as you imagined an amazing treasure chest waiting for you inside, though it probably wasn't too amazing since it still needed to be bad enough to be worth 'throwing away'.
Using your other hand, you quickly brushed away the top of the snow poff and found… a dog girl with white hair, not too unlike Lesser Dog, staring back at you.
"Woof woof!" she greeted with a smile as her tail popped out the back of the snow poff behind her and began wagging.
You jumped back a little in panic when you realized that the 'chest' you were touching was really this woman's - her chestpiece to be more precise. You swiftly apologized for touching her like that, but she didn't seem to respond and just sat there idly panting and wagging her tail. This gave you the opportunity to get a closer look at her, and you noticed that she actually had a leather collar around her neck that read 'Greater Dog'. You wondered if this mean that she was somehow even more of a dog than the other dog girls, or if she was just wearing it as a fashion statement. You also wondered if the name 'Greater' was given to her ironically since she looked like she was actually shorter than you.
While you were thinking this, however, Greater Dog managed to spot the soul floating next to your head and barked "Woof woof woof!" before suddenly standing up tall - emphasis on the word tall - revealing her heavy armor-clad body from underneath the snow. You no longer held any doubts that she deserved the title 'Greater', as her head somehow stretched even higher than Toriel's without even using one of those long necks from Lesser Dog's statues. She was still short compared to her massive iron spear, though, which had an adorable, yet menacing smiley face :-} drawn onto it.
You nervously took a few steps backwards at this and tried to placate her with dog-related compliments, but she just kept on staring at your soul. A moment later, she let out a loud "Woof!" before dropping her spear and leaping onto your soul, taking it into her mouth and munching on it like it was a chew toy. Naturally, this made you feel like you were having a heart attack, though you couldn't tell if that was caused by the intense pain coursing through you or it the sheer amount of adorableness you saw as Greater Dog tossed your soul up and down with her mouth like it was a tennis ball.
Eventually, the pain/cuteness was too much for you to bare and you collapsed onto the ground, just as Greater Dog bounded her way back over to you and dropped your soul onto your lap. She then sat down in front of you and began panting and wagging her tail expectantly. You tried to reach out for your red soul, if only to get it as far away from her as possible, but found that your hands just wouldn't move.
Greater Dog soon got a disappointed look on her face and tried to move your soul into your hands with her nose so the two of you could presumably play fetch together - though, that idea was a bit farfetched while you were still paralyzed. Still, Greater Dog waited patiently for you to do something, whimpering as she stared at your immobile body. Eventually, she became tired of waiting and began dragging you through the snow back to her sentry station. Somehow, she managed to squeeze herself through the (relatively) small entrance and tossed you onto the bed, at which point she promptly jumped onto it herself.
Naturally, having what felt like two tons of fur and metal resting on your body was not exactly comfortable, and you had to focus all of your energy on your chest just to keep breathing. Greater Dog once again took your soul into her mouth and looked into your eyes with the greatest puppy-dog glare she could muster but, sadly, she was no inverse-medusa, and her eyes could not cure your paralysis. Soon, her impatience grew into frustration and she decided to get some entertainment herself.
Spitting out your soul again, Greater Dog turned herself around on your body and fished your dick out of your pants. She wasted absolutely no time in slobbering all over it with her long tongue, tasting every inch of it as if it were the most delicious bone she had ever tasted. You, of course, enjoyed the sensation of her slick tongue sliding around all over your cock, but you found it hard to focus on that feeling while her cold armor rested against your bare legs. Greater Dog clearly didn't care, however, and just kept bobbing her head up and down as she wolfed your entire length down her throat over and over again.
You groaned out a bit in frustration at being raped yet again but, unfortunately for you, she understood that about as well as you understood her barking, so she just took it as a cue to bob her head even faster. At the same time, you could feel her talented tongue swirl around every inch of your dick as her mouth slobbered spit everywhere. Her lustful demeanor contrasted quite sharply against the innocent look that she gave you earlier, but you had to admit that you had yet to come across a dog girl yet that wasn't a total cock-hound (pardon my Frognch), so none of this really should have been surprising.
After a few more thrusts into her mouth, she popped your rod back out and said "Woof woof woof!" before shoving your prick right back into her mouth and resuming her thrusting. You couldn't help but wonder if perhaps she was trying to sweet-talk you by saying something sultry about the flavor of your 'dog treat' as she buried your bone into the backyard of her mouth, or perhaps she was trying to be threatening by saying something like how she'd bite your cock off if you didn't leave a nice, sloppy load inside her tight mouth. If it was the latter, then she was failing quite miserably at it, because even at her size, she was a bit too adorable to be that threatening, and that's saying something considering you actually had quite a lot of experience cowering from scary dogs.
Ultimately, you decided to believe the former to be true because this rape might as well be a little bit cheery, right?
You let out another grunt as you felt Greater Dog increase her pace even more, apparently believing that a greater speed would lead to greater head. You had to admit that she wasn't completely wrong on that front since her tongue was already forcing you to an early climax.
A few seconds later and you finally began to fill her mouth with something you could both understand; pure, unfiltered jiz. Fortunately for her, she was great at nothing if not using her incredible tongue to swallow it all down as quickly as possible. The feeling of her tongue swirling around your cock was so intense that you almost felt like you were going to cum again, but you eventually felt your dick slowly start to grow soft. You wondered briefly if you were actually out of sperm this time, since it had been a while since you last ate monster food. But you don't have time to dwell on this before Greater Dog popped her mouth off and began to speak once again.
"Woof woof woof!" she barked as she licked her lips before turning herself back around again, letting you know that she, at least, was far from done.
She then slid off the bottom section of her armor and began to grind her rear against your dick to make you hard once again and, since you were still crushed in both body and spirit, there was nothing you could do to stop her.
As you felt your erection slowly begin to return, Greater Dog began rubbing her head gently into your chest, as if cuddling you. She even stared up at you with her needy eyes to beg you to start petting her, which filled you with all sorts of mixed emotions - most of which were drowned out by the intense urge to pet. Sadly, not even the primal need to satisfy a canine companion with friendly hand massages could overcome your paralysis, and her ears went tragically unscratched.
Greater Dog whimpered at this and looked at you as if you somehow betrayed her, apparently already forgetting that she was the reason you weren't moving in the first place. Ultimately, she decided to buck up and start getting some satisfaction herself by impaling her slick cunt on your dick.
She didn't intentionally put a lot of force into her thrust, but her immense weight caused it to feel like a monster truck had landed onto your groin - though, come to think of it, fucking a monster truck might actually be in the realm of possibilities in these caverns. This thought sent a shiver down your spine and through your cock, which stimulated Greater Dog's clit and gave her the 'petting' that she had long been waiting for. She naturally took this as a good sign and began to thrust her hips, slamming her powerful body down like a freight train on paws onto your shaft.
You could feel her snug cavern massage your prick heavily with every thrust, paralyzing you with pleasure now on top of everything else, and yet she still seemed determined to encourage you to play with her. She licked your face playfully between thrusts like an innocent little pup, even as her hips sent your dick to the 'pound' over and over again, making it clear that she was still desperate for something a little more than sex.
So, you decided that you might as well die for something this time and managed to stick your tongue out a little so she could at least play with that. She clearly appreciated the effort and shoved her entire tongue down your throat, which felt oddly good, but nearly choked you in the process. You tried to tell her to back off a little, but you were a bit too tongue-tied to say much of anything.
Greater Dog, meanwhile, just kept thrusting herself up and down on your shaft, apparently not willing to let something as little as a tongue twister slow her down. It was almost admirable in the way she loyally kept up her intense banging, her slippery pussy attacking your dick with the ferocity of a seasoned veteran. You decided that you might as well reward her for that, so you painfully pushed her tongue back out with yours so that your stunned vocal chords could say at least one more phrase.
That phrase being, 'good girl'.
This seemed to be exactly what her adorable little dog ears on her head wanted to hear, and she was immediately sent into an absolute frenzy. She started to move her hips into your groin so fast you were afraid you might actually break a bone - though, it wasn't like you were going to be using that groin again after you reset, so you just focused on the intense and pleasurable sensation of her cunt milking you as hard as it could. Eventually, your dick gave in and let the dogs out into her womb, causing her to let out a wild howl as the world started going blank and you felt her cunt continue to spasm around you.
As you felt yourself start to slip away, you let out a long, tired sigh - she might have been a bad girl for raping you like this, but at least she had a good pussy to make up for it.
Save Loaded
As you slowly felt reality start to come back, you hoped desperately that you weren't going to see Greater Dog staring back at you when you finally got around to opening your eyes. When you finally gathered the courage to move your eyelids, you were actually pleasantly surprised, however.
Not that she wasn't standing there in front of you - she was - but she had the most adorable look on her face that made up for it slightly.
She did look slightly confused, however, as if she had seen you somewhere else before. It turned out that Greater Dog didn't have that much of an attention span, though, and she quickly forgot about it and locked her eyes back onto your vulnerable soul.
You quickly started to panic and began looking for a way out of getting captured for another round in the puppy mill. You cautiously took a step backwards and quickly felt a stick in the snow underneath your foot. Remembering how much Greater Dog wanted to play earlier, you picked the stick up and waved it around, causing her eyes to lock onto it like a fun-seeking missile. Once you were sure you got her attention, you tossed the stick as hard as you could behind you and then ducked out of the way as Greater Dog bound after it like a speeding car, leaving her spear behind in the snow in the process. Somehow, the smile on the spear had turned into a frown :‑ by the time it hit the ground.
The stick ended up landing somewhere in the woods and was quickly lost in the understory… huh. Understory… for some reason, that word sounded pretty familiar to you - though it was probably just the result of distant memories from ecology class.
Greater Dog looked around in vain to try and find the right stick, so she decided to do the next best thing by picking up all the sticks (all of them) and carrying them back to you, burying you underneath the second most uncomfortable pile of wood you had ever felt in the process. Still, you gave her an encouraging 'thumbs-up' in response and called her a good girl for her efforts.
Greater Dog sat her massive rear onto the ground at this and began wagging her tail proudly.
"Woof woof!" she barked happily.
Having had enough of being crushed for one chapter, you squeezed your way out from underneath the pole of wood and began thinking of another game you could play to try and keep her distracted. Thinking back to your own experiences with dogs on the surface, you decided to see if she knew how to shake.
She immediately grabbed onto your extended hand as if she only had paws, gripping it with only her palms and no fingers, and shook it eagerly up and down while her tongue limply hung out of her mouth.
"Woof woof!" she barked happily as she continued her incredibly informal formal greeting.
You smiled at her friendly tone and asked her to try sitting next, which she did so dutifully that her body practically shook the ground. You then asked her to lie down and roll over, which she did, leaving behind the imprint of a snow refrigerator in the snow as a result. She then sat right back up and wagged her tail again, and you rewarded her by petting her on the head and scratching behind her ears. Greater Dog rubbed her head back lovingly against your hands as she enjoyed every second of your praise.
Eventually, Greater Dog was so overwhelmed by joy that she ended up falling onto her back, but you made sure to keep petting her anyways, lest she remember that you were a human with a soul. As you kept on petting her, you decided to add a bit more variety to it by touching more than just the top of her head, so you began moving down across her neck, her back, her thin chest, her naked tits… wait.
Thin? Naked?
Doing a double take, you realized that you actually managed to pet Greater Dog right out of her suit of armor, and that she was actually a little bit shorter than Lesser Dog when she was outside it. This made you wonder what in the world you were actually fucking before the reset, but that thought was quickly derailed as Greater Dog began to lick your face again. Happy that she was finally speaking in a tongue you could understand, you began to pet her once again, but this time you extend your reach to her entire body, including both her firm chest and stomach. You could already tell where this was all was going by her whines and moans, but you were glad that you were doing it on your terms this time.
After getting her as excited as you could with your hands alone, you got up from the snow and began walking towards Greater Dog's sentry station. She quickly got onto all fours and chased after you, excitedly running circles around you the whole way there while barking something that was undoubtedly very obscene.
As soon as you laid down onto her bed, Greater Dog launched her naked body onto your lap - but this time, the impact was a lot more pleasant without all her heavy armor weighing her down. She then began licking your face again while you lovingly played with her ears and inquired as to the true identity of a benevolent woman in the vicinity.
"Woof woof!" was her reply, which you were certain meant 'I am!'
You verbally confirmed this answer over and over again as you kept petting her head and you felt her begin to slip your pants off. You could hear her let out an adorable little yip as she felt your prick pop out and press against her rear, causing you to laugh a little and assure her that it was nothing to be afraid of. You told her that you were certain that she'd get used to how it felt eventually, and that you'd help her every step of the way.
"Woof woof!" Greater Dog replied (presumably) in thanks as she shifted her hips upward and lined up her lower lips with the tip of your shaft.
She then slowly slipped your dick inside her and began to move herself up and down, her velvety cunt gripping your shaft tightly as you both gradually built up a rhythm. With your arms completely free and mobile for once, you took the opportunity to reach up and grope the dog girl's tits. They weren't very big compared to some of the other monsters, but that didn't mean they still weren't soft and pawsome to paw at. Greater Dog seemed to feel the same way and increased the speed of her thrusts in time with how roughly you squeezed her sweater puppies.
"Woof woof woof!" she barked happily as she nuzzled her muzzle against your face, reminding you fondly of the time you spent with some nice dogs on the surface - though, Greater Dog had all the sexiness of a human on top of all the warmth and cuddliness of a dog. You also wished that all the humans back up there could be as friendly as she was, but that was another topic.
"Woof woof woof!" Greater Dog said dreamily as she continued to grind her slick cunt against your shaft and she began idly licking your face.
You were a bit confused as to what she wanted until you suddenly realized that she wanted some pillow talk/barking - which was a request that would be a bit hard to fill, considering you had no idea what she was saying.
So, you decided to play it safe by keeping your replies as generic as possible, saying things like 'You too, puppy', 'I know', 'That's so sweet', and '42'. This seemed to do the trick, as she kept on moaning and panting as you felt her body grow hotter and hotter around your shaft.
Encouraged, you decided to kick things up a notch by thrusting into her doggy snatch even ruffer. You used your grip on her breasts as leverage to help increase your pace, stimulating her sensitive tits as well while you pounded into her box as hard as you could.
This seemed to catch the royal guard royally off-guard, and promptly sent her over the edge. Greater Dog howled quite loudly as she orgasmed, while proving that even her o-face was adorable. Her convulsing cunt wasn't quite enough to make you cum too, however, but you didn't mind that much since it gave you the chance to watch her beautiful orgasm in detail.
Once she finally came down from her high, you politely asked her if she had enough. You could tell that she was tired, and that she seriously considered your offer, but she ultimately decided to start thrusting her hips again regardless.
"Woof woof!" she stated as you felt her snatch clamp down tightly around your dick, clearly trying to give you an orgasm as strong as the one you gave her.
This touching display of loyalty filled you with determination and, a few seconds later, you ended up filling her up as well as you pumped what felt like a pint of sperm into her grasping pussy. You let out a long, satisfied sigh as you felt your dick slowly return to normal, but you noticed that Greater Dog was staring at you with an anxious look on her face. You wondered what she wanted for a few moments before finally realizing the answer - the 'good girl' wanted more petting.
And petting she did receive, with you rubbing your fingers playfully along her scalp while she writhed excitedly in your lap. It almost seemed like she liked heavy petting more than actual sex, but that was just fine with you.
A few minutes later, you were dressed once again and on your way out the door, waving goodbye to Greater Dog as she still rested on her comfortable dog bed.
"Woof woof!" she said as you walked back out into the snow, which hopefully didn't mean 'Wait, I need to tell you something super important!'
You then left the clearing and continued on down the snowy trail until you reached a rope bridge suspended across a massive chasm with Papyrus and Sans both standing on the other side.
"You see, Sans, if I keep myself facing in this direction, then there is now way the human will be able to escape my sight." You heard Papyrus explain to her sister. "That way, there's no way they'll be able to sneak up on me!"
"Uh, shouldn't your eyes be facing that direction too for that to work?" asked Sans.
"Nonsense, Sans! Don't you know that skeletons don't have eyes?" Papyrus replied before turning her red eyes back towards the bridge and gasping once she saw you. "Incredible! I must admit, human, your sneaking skills surpass even Sans when she is trying to to avoid her laundry. But, if you think that this next trap of mine will be as easy to walk past as my last one, then you are quite sorely mistaken! Behold, The Gauntlet of Deadly Terror!"
She then took a red button out from nowhere and pressed it, causing a row of spikes to suddenly appear below the bridge and sawblades to extend from the ropes that were primed and ready to cut the supports to the bridge into yarn. Along with the sawblades, there were also flamethrowers, swinging maces, a normal white dog, and an orange with a threatening-looking face drawn onto it that also inexplicably extended out of the rope to serve as obstacles to stop you from getting by.
"Oh hohohoho!" Papyrus laughed triumphantly. "Now, unless you surrender and submit to my capture, I will press this button again and you will meet your doom! The ropes will be cut, the burners will burn, the maces will spin even faster and make you dizzy, the dog will bark, and the orange will ripen! Give up now, or face the consequences!"
You recoiled at this and began to back off the bridge a little. You hated to say it, but Papyrus was actually starting to scare you, which was a word that you never even imagined using to associate Papyrus with. While you had already died several times so far, some of these things looked like they would result in particularly painful ends, and you really didn't want that to happen.
Papyrus seemed to notice the look of fear on your face with the eyes she may or may not have had, and she hesitated to press her button a second time.
"What's the matter, Paps? Is something wrong?" asked Sans. "You've got them right where you want them."
"Right, of course!" Papyrus replied, regaining her composure. "I am about to press this button and force the human to beg me for mercy! And I am going to do it! Right! Now!"
"Uh… nothing's happening." Sans pointed out after a few moments of Papyrus diligently not pressing the button.
"W-well, of course not!" Papyrus stuttered. "I was just waiting for the perfect moment to activate my trap, which is right about… now!"
Still, nothing happened.
"Uh, is it the trap's lunch break right now or something?" asked Sans. "Because, if so, maybe I should take mine too."
"Well, I just realized that maybe…" Papyrus replied, getting flustered. "Maybe defeating the human this way would… go against tradition too much!"
"Tradition?" asked Sans.
"Yeah!" Papyrus said, finally landing on her excuse. "This isn't a puzzle or a battle, after all, and they would never let me into the Royal Guard if I broke the norms like that!"
She then took out another button and used it to deactivate the trap, sending away all the obstacles back to wherever they came from.
"Alright, you may walk across now with nothing to fear!" Papyrus announced over the chasm.
You still didn't move, however, as you were far too afraid that something might pop out of the bridge and end you at any second.
"What's the matter, human?" asked Papyrus. "You're not afraid that I would restart the trap again, are you? Trust me, I would never dare be so underhanded! Or underfooted, underdressed, underskirted, or even undertailed!"
Still, you found yourself even more frozen than when you were trapped under Greater Dog's armor, with your fear of heights certainly not helping matters.
"Well, if it makes you feel any better, I suppose you can have the Great Papyrus escort you across." Papyrus said with a hint of guilt in her voice as she walked across the bridge towards you.
She then offered you one of her black and white hands and you tentatively took it. She led you all the way back to the other side of the bridge while the feeling of her soft palm helped keep you calm.
"There, that wasn't so hard, now was it?" Papyrus asked as she let go.
"Nope," interjected Sans. "Which I guess makes you a liar for what you said earlier."
"That was before I planned on letting them across, you numbskull!" Papyrus retorted. "Still, that was my last obstacle that I had put in between Home and Snowdin, so I guess I have officially failed to stop you from making it there. But, don't go around with a smug look on your face just yet, because this was still nothing short of a victory for the Great Papyrus! Now, I can finally throw at you my most powerful human-stopping weapon yet! My own battle skills!"
She emphasized this with a few 'threatening' kung-fu poses.
"Oh hohohoho!" she laughed as she imagined what her personal sentry station would be like. "I will be waiting for you, human!"
She then ran off into the woods before running right back to say "Specifically, I will be waiting for you in the super dramatic field full of blowing snow and fog in the far east end of Snowdin. You can't miss it, but you can ask Sans for directions if you get lost."
"Welp, looks like you and my sister are going to battle here soon." Sans said as Papyrus ran off for real this time. "Don't worry about her hurting you, though - she's not that dangerous, even when she tries to be."
You told her that you would rather avoid fighting her altogether if that were possible.
"And rob my sister of her first fight with a human?" asked Sans. "Now that would be cruel. I'll tell you what, though - how about I give you some advice to make things a bit easier for you?"
You instantly agreed and began listening as close as you could without making things awkward... Okay, it was still kinda awkward anyways.
"My sister has a very special blue attack up her sleeves, but if you don't move when she does it, it won't hurt you." Sans explained. "Think of it a bit like a blowjob. When the precum is clear, you keep going, but when you see the white sperm pop out, you stop so you don't get any in your eyes. So, when you see Papyrus's special attack, just try to think of blue semen."
You were bit weirded out by the analogy, but you told her that you'd keep it in mind nonetheless. You then turned back towards the path Papyrus left down and began walking towards the glowing lights in the distance.
It wasn't long before you could make out the outlines of buildings through the trees.
No Mercy
"Are you comfortable up there?" Mistledoe asked as you rested on her horns, which were newly adorned with a makeshift palanquin, or a 'hammock' as normal people would call it. "Would you like a pillow or something?"
Putting your feet up, you informed your newest slave that you were fine for now, but you'd let her know if you needed anything else.
"Very well then!" she replied, trying her best not to show how much she was struggling under your weight. "So… where do you want us to go now, Master?"
You told her to head back outside and start heading east to Snowdin.
"Oh, right, of course!" she replied as she obediently did as you said. "There are lots of girls to rape over there! I should have known!"
"Hey! I'm supposed to be the dumb one here, not you!" Royal Slut snapped.
"Oh, sorry! I didn't know that!" Mistledoe apologized.
"I said, stop being dumb!" Royal Slut whined.
"What's the point?" Chain asked dejectedly. "Master's smarter than all of us in the end, so we might as well all be idiots."
"That's the spirit!" Ball said happily next to her.
"There's a spirit nearby?" IC asked. "Where?"
"Grr… I never thought there would be this much competition for the biggest bimbo before." Royal Slut growled under her breath.
"Doesn't that make you kinda stupid then?" suggested Slush.
"Yeah… it does!" Royal Slut replied, her demeanor brightening. "Thanks for the put-me-down, Slush!"
"You're welcome!" the ice bird said with a smile.
You, meanwhile, simply ignored the chattering of those beneath you and kept your eyes on the snowy path in front of you, looking out out for anything interesting. Soon, you noticed another open field up ahead, and you were smart enough to realize that this probably either meant another guard post or another on of Papyrus's 'great' puzzles - though, you really wouldn't mind the latter since that would at least give you another chance to tease her some more. Maybe you'd even get lucky and Sans would just be passed out somewhere out of sight.
As you and your harem got closer, you began to notice some odd things in the clearing, however. One was a sentry station with no guard, and the others were little piles of snow all over the ground everywhere.
Curious, you jumped down from Mistledoe's horns and began examining one of the white piles, and found that they were just made out of pure, white snow. Turning back towards your slaves, you asked them what these things were.
"I'm not sure, actually." Inferior Dog replied. "I know that's Greater Dot's guard post over there, but I never figured out why these big snow poffs were all over the place here."
"Wait, really?" asked Frigid. "You never bothered to ask?"
"Of course not!" said Inferior Dog. "You never ask another girl about her poffs, or how big they are! That's just rude!"
"I asked her once before, but all she said was 'Woof woof woof'." Royal Slut said indignantly. "What a bitch…"
Curious, you asked what's so 'Great' about this Greater Dog.
"She's my identical twin, actually." Inferior Dog explained. "She only got the name 'Greater' because she was born first and my parents saw childbirth as kind of a race."
Real twins this time? So far, you had only encountered clones and girls who turned out to actually be one person. This… should be fun.
Raising one of your feet, you kicked the snow poff directly in front of you to pieces.
"Uh, if you don't mind me asking, Master… what are you doing?" asked Slush.
You explained that maybe if you destroyed enough of these 'poffs', then maybe Greater Dog would come out to try and stop you.
"Well, I guess it's worth a shot. Come on, girls! Let's lend a helping paw!" Inferior Dog said as she and the others began spreading out across the clearing.
Slush acted as a monster snow-blower by flapping her wings and blowing away some of the snow poffs, while Frigid merely stood next to one of them in the hopes that the sheer irony of not doing anything to hurt it would somehow be its downfall. She turned out to be just as successful as Watchdog, who simply had no idea where the immobile snow poffs were and just stood there swinging her knives wildly and randomly through the air.
Inferior Dog and Ball both jumped around in their snow poffs like they were both just pups, while Chain sadly bat away at the closest one with one of her paws. Mistledoe was forced by her antlers to make out with one of the snow poffs as soon as she reached it, but her body heat ended up helping her take care of it in the end. IC, meanwhile, tried to sell one of the snow poffs some Nice Cream in the hope that the extra calories would do it in, surprisingly, she was actually able to make a complete sale.
This only left one more at the far end of the clearing for you to take care of. Imagining it to be the face of a particularly annoying encyclopedia salesman, you dashed towards the snow poff as quickly as you could and delivered a swift kick right to the center of it.
You stopped your kick mid-swing when you suddenly felt something hard and metallic stop your foot in your tracks, at which point you totally didn't shout out in pain and start crying like a baby. The fact that your slaves immediately ran over saying things like "Are you okay?" and "Why are you crying?" was just a coincidence.
You calmly explained to them that some moron must have left a car bumper or something in the snow by accident.
"Aw, don't worry, Master!" Slush said softly. "We'll make sure to turn it into scrap for you, so you won't ever step on it again!"
She then turned back just in time to see a large dog girl in heavy armor start to emerge from the snow poff and begin towering over the group with her immense- sorry, great size. She was also holding up an iron spear that seemed to give quite the mischievous :3 look right in your direction.
While you could certainly see the family resemblance to Inferior Dog in her white hair and adorable ears, the two couldn't have been more different. So, you asked Inferior Dog if she was certain they really were identical.
"We are!" she replied. "She just looks different in her armor."
"Uh… should we retreat for now, Master?" IC asked nervously.
You said that wouldn't be necessary since you could handle any bitch, no matter how big they are. You then reached into your pants and took out your long dick, taking the opportunity to swing it around through the air. Greater Dog's eyes instantly locked onto it and followed your meat 'stick' as you swung it around, and she began to grow excited.
"Woof woof woof!" she barked as she dropped down onto her knees, thinking that your shaft was actually a stick - though, it was much more comparable to the size of a branch by this point.
Teasingly, you asked Greater Dog if she wanted the 'stick', to which she eagerly nodded her head. You, however, just turned around and told her that she couldn't have it.
Greater Dog was quite clearly disappointed by this and began whine incessantly at you. You just pretended that she wasn't there.
She then inched closer so you could get a better look at her adorable, needy eyes, but they didn't so much as cause a quiver in your cold soul.
Growing desperate, Greater Dog stepped in even closer and leaned down to your eye-level to show you just how much you were hurting her. You just smirked at this and decided that you might as well show her a little bit of mercy.
So, you grabbed onto the dog girl roughly by the ears and shoved your entire dick down her throat, causing her to gag a little as you enjoyed the warm sensation of her struggling throat. This caused her to drop the spear she was holding right onto the ground, leaving it with a surprised :O look on its face.
"Well, I guess I just officially lost the contest for the dumbest slut in the harm…" Royal Slut said sadly to herself.
"Yeah, Greater Dog has always been a bit… special, but that's why I love her!" Inferior Dog replied.
You cut in by saying that you could think of a few better reasons to love her, such as the way her mouth felt as you raped it with your shaft, or how soft her fur was as you shoved her head back and forth along your prick.
Greater Dog, meanwhile, struggled beneath you and tried to pull away, but her muscles simply weren't great enough to let her escape from your pistoning cock.
"What's the matter, girl?" Slush asked over the sound of Greater Dog slobbering around your dick. "Didn't you want that 'stick' just a minute ago?"
"My guess is that she bit off more than she could chew." IC said while you diligently forced your prick against Greater Dog's tongue. "I've done that quite a lot myself with ice cream, and I'm guessing she'll have equally as bad a headache when she's done."
"Well, I'm awfully sorry, but there isn't any turning back now." Chain said as she watched your cock create an obscene bulge in the other dog's throat. "Once Master starts to fuck a girl, there isn't anything you can do to make them stop. Trust me, I know."
"And I wouldn't try actually biting, either." said Slush. "Chances are, that would just make things worse."
The whole time they said all this, you didn't slow down in your thrusts at all and just kept ravaging the dog's tight mouth as she struggled to keep breathing. Her throat twisted and writhed as you kept forcing her head down onto your shaft over and over again, pushing her body to its very limits. Eventually, your thrusts managed to pull her right through the neck of her armor and revealed her much-smaller body that was hiding underneath it. Now you really saw her resemblance to her sister - they had the exact same tight, adorable body. You couldn't help but wonder if her snatch would be as tight as her sister's too, but you were satisfied with just abusing her mouth for the time being.
That was, until you finally felt your massive balls begin to tighten, and your sperm started to shoot out your shaft like a geyser into her mouth. Gripping tightly onto her hair, you made sure to shove your dick as deep into her gullet as you could before finally exploding, pumping your thick sperm directly into her stomach and causing her to gag a little. You then held her there for a few good seconds as you enjoyed your orgasm to the fullest before finally pulling back out.
"Congratulations, sis!" Inferior Dog said happily as your sperm still dripped from her twin's panting mouth. "The hard part is over with! Now comes the slightly-less hard part."
You wasted no time in flipping the bitch over and lining yourself up with her pussy, so she didn't even have time to try and get away again before you violently shoved yourself inside. She let out a yelp of surprise as she felt her soft walls pressed apart by your throbbing shaft, and you couldn't help but smirk as her body wiggled in front of you - she clearly wasn't that tough without her armor on. You considered driving this point home by kicking her in vengeance for your totally-not-hurt foot, but you ultimately decided against it since it would be too awkward to hit her at this angle.
"Wow, Master, you're really giving it to her!" Watchdog said, observing your hips as they collided with and sent ripples up Greater Dog's ass. "You made her a bottom bitch in no time at all!"
"Of course they did!" Frigid cut in while you busily ignored her, instead focusing hard on the sensation Greater Dog's cunt squeezing hard around your cock. "'Master' has always been top dog, and no little pup like her was going to change that!"
"Woof woof woof!" Greater Dog suddenly barked to her sister, the tone of her voice sounding desperate as she felt your heavy balls slap against her clit.
"Aw, don't worry, sis!" Inferior Dog told your newest fucktoy. "Being subjugated by Master can actually be pretty fun! You don't have to think for yourself, they take care of you… usually… and you get to do fun stuff like this all the time!"
Greater Dog didn't seem all that convinced by this, however, and simply kept on whining. You could tell that at least her cunt was loving every second of it, though, as she kept growing more and more wet with each passing thrust.
"Ugh, someone's not in a good mood." Royal Slut said in reply to Greater Dog's whining as she rolled her eyes in the least condescending way possible.
"Don't worry, I used to be pretty grumpy too… but then Master came by and… fixed me!" Mistledoe said, struggling to find the right phrase. "Now, I smile all the time, and I'm sure you will too!"
She then knelt down to kiss Greater Dog and, much the dog's own surprise, she began kissing back. You could tell that her resistance was starting to melt faster than her pussy was, and she slowly began thrusting her hips back in time with yours. You decided to reward her a little for acknowledging who the true alpha dog was here by spearing yourself straight into her womb and pistoning your hips even faster, causing her abdomen to actually start to bulge a little from the sheer pressure your dick was putting on her snatch.
After a few more thrusts, you finally sprayed yourself inside her and flooded every inch of her snug pussy with a river of sperm - though, unlike most rivers, this would bring about the beginning of a litter of puppies, rather than the end of them. As your balls were busy unleashing themselves, you could feel your soul tighten its leash around the lowly girl's mind, ensuring that she would be yours forever.
Greater Dog came at roughly the same time you did, causing her entire body to thrash and her cunt to milk your dick even harder than before - not that it needed the encouragement. By the time she was done, she had collapsed completely onto the ground and almost passed out in front of her abandoned armor.
You stood up from your knees and said that, while she was a good lay, you had much more fun raping all the other dogs that you had met thus far. Therefore, she would now be known as 'Least Dog' for her mediocre performance.
She didn't seem to mind, though, and simply turned around onto her back so she could give you a loving, submissive smile.
"Woof woof woof!" she barked happily as your semen ran out of her lower lips.
You smiled at this and began to rub your hands along her soft belly - you simply couldn't stay mad at a slutty face like that.
"We should almost be to Snowdin now, Master." Slush pointed out as you continued your petting session. "There's just one more bridge between here and there. Shall we make our way there now?"
You stood back up from Least's belly and told her that of course you would - you'd wasted enough time in these woods already, so it was about time you got to some real action.
After cleaning yourself off a little - or, rather, after having your slaves clean you off a little, you and your pack of bitches continued down the snowy path until you finally reached the aforementioned bridge and the large chasm underneath it. You spent a moment trying to figure out who would have the honor of carrying you across when you spotted the two skeleton girls standing on the other side.
Smirking, you told your harem to wait back in the trees while you cleared the way for them.
"Of course, Master!" Slush replied dutifully. "We will await your signal! Good luck!"
You nodded and headed out onto the bridge, determined not to let your… trepidation of heights slow you down.
"I just don't get it, Sans." you heard Papyrus say as you walked.
"What? You mean how we have skin and eyes and organs, and yet we're still 'skeletons'?" asked Sans.
"No, not that. That makes perfect sense." Papyrus replied. "What I'm talking about is how the human keeps getting past my puzzles so easily. I put bone, sweat, and tears into those puzzles, and yet they just walk right through them!"
"Well, it's not like you put in anything to stop them from doing that." Sans pointed out.
"Good point." Papyrus conceded. "Well then, they will surely have no choice but to face this trap the way I intended then, for there is literally no other way past! I mean, unless humans can fly by bribing gravity into not working, which I'm pretty sure they can't do…"
It was at that point that she finally noticed you walking across the bridge.
"Oho! There you are, human!" she exclaimed. "Prepare yourself for a challenge so great that you will have no choice but to-hey!"
She cut herself off when she realized that you hadn't stopped to listen to her speech.
"Slow down! I haven't even finished explaining the trap yet!" she demanded, though you did not bother changing your behavior at all. "Fine… I suppose we'll just get this started right away, then."
Papyrus sighed disappointedly and took out a red button from somewhere, which she quickly pushed twice. This caused all sorts of deadly devices to appear from within the ropes of the bridge and start attacking you, but you didn't even blink as you nimbly sidestepped the flamethrowers, ducked underneath the maces, pet the white dog, and ignored the inexplicably angry orange. You almost made it all the way to ther other side when the ropes holding the bridge up were suddenly cut behind you by a pair of whirring sawblades. This sent you and the bridge falling into the abyss below, and out of sight of an incredibly concerned Papyrus.
"Oh no!" the skeleton girl gasped. "I think my puzzle worked a little bit too well this time!"
She then ran over to the cliff to see if you were hurt, only to find that you were climbing up the remnants of the bridge like a ladder up to safety. Needless to say, being on solid ground again filled you with determination - not that you could have possibly been feeling any other emotions at the moment, especially not fear.
"Phew, that was a close one!" Papyrus said as she wiped some sweat from her forehead. "Well, congratulations, human, for you have successfully defeated all of my puzzles! Now, may I please have my final clue as to your true identity?"
You didn't reply and instead just grabbed the cute skeleton girl directly by the groin, massaging her snatch through her metalic panties before tearing them right off.
"Oh, 'P' for 'panties'!" Papyrus said in realization. "I think I've finally got it! I will save my official name guess for somewhere a bit more… dramatic, however. I will see you again at the east end of Snowdin, in the dramatic mists next to Waterfall - and there, we will finally end this once and for all! Oh hohohoho!"
She then ran off into the distance, still cackling maniacally, which left you alone with her sister next to the abyss.
"Welp, it looks like there's no avoiding it now." Sans sighed. "You and my sister are on a collision course, and there's no talking her out of it."
You asked her 'So what?'.
"Nothing." she replied. "I suppose you and her coming head to head was inevitable no matter what either of us did. But, there's one thing I want you to know before you meet up with her."
Curious, you stayed to let her tell you what that was.
"This… path you're on." she began. "You may want to reconsider what you're doing… because if you don't… you're going to have a bad time."
… You could have sworn you saw her yes disappear for a brief second as she said all that, but that must have just been a trick of the light!
Turning away with a scoff, you told her you were more dead set on this 'path' than a semi with its breaks cut, and you could be twice as destructive if you wanted to! But, when you turned back to look at Sans, she was... nowhere to be... found.
"Yeah, well, as my sister can tell you... plans don't always work out." You heard Sans's voice say from nowhere.
… You were quite surprised by all this, but... you decided not to think that much about it - who cared if she ran off, anyways?! You weren't planning on adding her to the harem anytime soon, after all. So, you called out to your slaves and had Slush and Frigid start flying them all over one by one. You waited quite impatiently for them to do this, but you waited nonetheless.
After all, you were on the verge of one of your biggest conquests to date, and you wanted that date to go perfectly.
A/N: Hey guys, sorry this took so long! But hey, it's out now, right? Sorry if I managed to upse-
?/N: You upset me.
A/N: Um… who are you?
J/N: I'm Jerry, the guy you forgot to Rule 63 in this lame sexual parody about an overrated indie game.
A/N: Oh, yeah, Jerry! That's exactly what happened, I forgot to include you in this story… right.
J/N: Hmph, whatever.
A/N: So… how did I upset you?
J/N: Where do I begin? The premise is lame, the characters are cut-outs, the execution is awkward, and the only way you were capable of including me was by doing some amateur roasting; seriously, you call this roasting?
A/N: I'm not really the best at it, I'll admit.
J/N: And to top it all off, you keep holding off on updating this story for months on end for some incomprehensible reason; as if this hack story needs effort to be made.
A/N: Well, to be fair, I am in college trying to pursue a Bachelor's Degree in Computer Science. And there's another story I'm also writing called Mushroom Story that was created before this story was eve-
J/N: Yeah, but no one cares about it except you.
A/N: I suppose so. So is there a point to all this?
J/N: I dunno, you're the hack writing me.
A/N: Hmm, that is true. Only one way to get rid of you, then.
J/N: How, by poofing me out of existe-
S/n: SAAAAAAAANEEESSSS!
J/N: Are you seriously referencing Sr Pelo? Those videos are complete cringe.
S/n: U wonna HaLf a BAED toooooOmmmMMmmMmMm?
J/N: No, but this ear rape certainly isn't any help… wait a second… ear rape… rape… *sigh*, that's the worst wordplay I've eve-
A/N: That's all the time we have, I hope to see you again next time!