Author's notes: Nothing new.
CHAPTER 41
(The following segment is done in computer styled computer admin access and development with username styled chat)
World structure stability improved: 1%
PAST ENTITY ID: PURPLE, removed- Firewall distruption detected
SOULLESS_ENTITY-K joined...
K: Are you sure there's no way for the world to stabilize on its own?
Admin_Fun: It's been overloaded. The only way to stabilize it is to remove the biggest issue.
K: Solaris. Can the world handle the stress?
Admin_Fun: Barely. The removal of an entity of this world's long lost past has helped, but minimally. More drastic measures are required.
K: Has there been a virus outbreak? I noticed the firewall breach in your admin log.
Admin_Fun: That? Oh, firewall is the same as what you call "dimensional barrier". And no, no outside viruses, only internal.
K: I hate that hedgehog the only virus?
Admin_Fun: Yep. Not even a real virus to the world. It's just to the Omochao "army" units.
K: How bad is Solaris' presence?
Admin_Fun: He was erased from existence across almost every zone, including Zone Prime. His mere presence is undoing everything to this world. Doesn't help his return had him be corrupted.
K: Didn't you have ways of preventing him from returning?
Admin_Fun: I did everything I could yet an outside source put the scepter that was his prison from a string of the present and future into the cave where Tails Doll went searching for that gem for Hyper Metal Sonic.
K: Outside source?
Admin_Fun: According to the system; it was a Jackal, like Infinite, but their biometrics were so corrupted and foreign, I couldn't get anything else from the scan.
K: Did you get anything on their appearance?
Admin_Fun: Just a high-ranking military uniform and a crazed mad scientist look.
K: Hmmm.
Admin_Fun: Do you know them?
K: Maybe. Hard to tell at the moment. Should I have Razor return home?
Admin_Fun: No. Despite the system wanting him removed, he and that chain-axe of his are the only thing counterbalancing Solaris' presence.
K: Really?
Admin_Fun: Yeah. I'm just as surprised as you are. Same with that Mayhem kid.
K: I figured he'd be countering Solaris. Didn't expect him to show up though. So, what's your plan?
Admin_Fun: They won't last without help, even with the reality distortion of Mayhem. Not with what Solaris has planned.
K: You're going directly into the world, aren't you?
Admin_Fun: Yeah, I have to.
K: You realize you could break the world more right?
Admin_Fun: Your presence hasn't.
K: Will this be your first time?
Admin_Fun: Unfortunately, yes.
K: Be careful then. Be sure to bring a translator then.
Admin_Fun: I know that. The only way you can understand me is because of that AI in your head."
Unknown program: And I still hate that I'm regulated to being used as nothing more than a translator!
Admin_Fun: Is he a problem?
K: No, he pops up every now and then and voices an opinion. This is the first time he's been able to be vocal.
Admin_Fun: Alright.
Admin_Fun has left...
Soulless_Entity-K has left
Admin_Fun. ZoneWarden. Fun_Sonicmodel Loading into...WORLD_ZONE_DISTORTEDTIMELINEZONE_OMEGADELTA32...
Download blocked, unknown error...
Retrying...
(End of computer segment)
Knothole...
"Shard, hold still! I can't fix that optical damage if you keep moving!" said Eggman as he tried to fix the damaged optic Shard received fighting Infinite using nano-glass tech.
"You let Gamma-,Tails, go out when Infinite is still a threat." said Shard, still in his upgraded Neo form.
"You're acting like a second Sonic towards him. He's old enough to handle himself and he's got that crazy Kangaroo/Dragon Hybrid AND Tails Doll with him. He'll be fine."
"There is only a two point two-repeating by times six hundred thousand five hundred- percent chance they will be fine as long as Infinite is active as a threat to us."
"Do you still have an off switch?"
"No, I removed that when I tried to overthrow you."
"Drat. Now hold still. I don't need glass covering my moustache, or my hands. Or my face. I'll suffocate. Or get bad cuts when someone goes to break it off."
"Fine..."
"Good. Now, they should be back by the time I'm done."
"Wait...where did they go?"
"To an abandoned Robotnik base to look for supplies."
Eggman deactivated the nano-glass application device as Shard tried to run while activating a hidden magnet bot which slowly pulled the robotic hedgehog back to him.
"You're not leaving until I fix that optical cover. Without the glass, the weaker components beneath are exposed." said Eggman as he reactivated the applicator.
"I need to upgrade to a non-magnetic metal alloy."
"You can do that later. Geez, you're treating this like a doctor visit AND YOU'RE NOT EVEN ALIVE!"
"Technically speaking, you ARE a doctor AND a mechanic. Mechanics are the same as doctors for those with flesh and blood."
"Oh shut up and let me finish." said Eggman as he resumed work with the applicator over the crack.
Abandoned Robotnik Base...
Razor, TD and Tails are digging through the various crates scattered throughout the base trying to find any sort of item of value. Razor stops digging and quickly spins and throws his chain axe at a pink Mobian pony/dragon hybrid that quickly ducks under it, covering his head.
"Razor, watch it! I think you split some hairs!" said the pony/dragon as he checked his fluffy pink hair.
"Scary! You're not supposed to be here!" said Razor with some anger to his voice.
"No, Night said that. I can make my own decisions! Besides, I don't die again until old age!"
"Don't do that! Only I can right now!"
"What? Break the fourth wall? You know that's part of my family line!"
"Scary, stop it before you blab about far future events that might not even happen within the author's stories due to how far out of line it is with what he currently has!"
"Oh calm down, I'm not going to blab about anyone like Kyne, Primal, Terror, Zrec, or Arrick."
"Scary, I am going to strangle you at a later point in time!"
"Why not now?"
"Because then Night will show up and he'll kick my ass! And make me lose a few years from the jumpscare."
"Oh come on, he's not that scary!"
"Why are you here?"
"I thought I'd follow the only guy I know so I remain safe here." said Scary as he stepped out from under the chain axe wedged into the wall behind him, Tails and TD just being confused about the two's conversation. As Scary steps forward, his foot triggers a pressure plate and the base's doors slam shut.
"Scary, you just triggered the base's lockdown." said Razor facepalming.
"Well, what do we do about it?" said Scary as he looked at the giant reinforced doors now sealing the four of them into the base. Razor thinks before he smiles and grabs Scary by the arms and legs and holds him like a battering ram.
"We use your head! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" said Razor before charging the doors.
"But this joke has been used before! AAAAAAAAAAAAH!" screamed Scary as his head rapidly closed in on the doors. A loud "CLANG!" is heard as Scary's face impacts with the doors, leaving a large dent matching his face in the door, "OW."
"Hey Scary, I thought your head was like diamonds?" said Razor as he pulled Scary out of the dent in the door.
"Only when it's funny!"
"Well, let's make it funny! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"No wait!"
Razor backed up and charged the door again. Another loud "CLANG!" is heard and another dent is made matching Scary's face again.
"Hmmm. AGAIN! HAHAHAHAHAHA!" said Razor backing up again.
"If you keep this up, I will blab about future characters!" said Scary trying to escape the Kangaroo/Dragon Hybrid's grip to no avail.
A third "CLANG!" is heard and a third dent matching Scary's face is made in the doors.
"I'll blab about future events, specifically spoilers for this story if you do it again!" said Scary as stars fluttered around his head. Razor thinks and then drops Scary.
"Spoil sport." muttered Razor before Scary quickly tied up Razor's arms and legs, tying his arms in a fashion that his chainsaw scales can't cut the ropes used, "Hey! What's the meaning of this?!"
"Your turn to be the battering ram!" said Scary as he hefted the much larger Hybrid up into the air and then charged the doors.
"YAAAAAAAY! I'M A BATTERING RAM! HAHAHAHAHA!" yelled Razor before his face impacted with the doors with a loud "CLANG!" and a fourth dent was made in the doors, this time matching his face. Scary walked away, dusting off his hands.
"Well, I'm out of ideas." said Scary as he sat down on some crates.
The demonic blue eye on the chain-axe has a "you're both idiots" expression as it looks at both Scary and Razor from its embedded location within the wall it had been thrown into. Razor struggles to get his head out of the dent matching his head as his arms and legs and still tied up but he manages to use his tail to help him free himself, landing on his tail he looks at the bindings and then at Scary.
"I am definitely strangling you MUCH later on for this." said Razor before he extended his foot claws and used them to cut the ropes around his wrists and then used his freed hands to remove the ropes around his legs.
"If you two are done fighting, or joking around as both of you seem to be friends and your tones aren't overly angry with each other, HOW DO WE GET OUT OF HERE?" said TD as he leaned against a large crate."
"Well, brute force won't work. Or at least, not that I can do. The doors are made from a Titanium-Diamond alloy." said Razor as he went over and pulled the chain-axe out of the wall.
"Oh! Dozer would be able to break those easy!" said Scary.
"My cousin's dead though! And he can't just jump dimensions while being so!" said Razor.
"But CD is able to!"
"Because he embodies death!"
"Who is CD?" said both Tails and TD in confusion.
"Cousin Death. Loooooooooooong story! Not important to this one. Wait! I got an idea! See if there are any cooking supplies here! Robotnik and Snively are flesh and blood so food supplies are a thing for them!" said Razor as he began digging through crates again. TD and Tails shrug and do so. Scary began digging through the crates he was sitting on.
"What are we looking for?" asked Scary as he began throwing gears and bolts out of the crate.
"A large bag of sugar." said Razor as he began jumping up and down to look through crates stacked on higher shelves.
"Wait...no! We are NOT using my hyperactivity from sugar to break out of here. I always get headaches after the crash anyway." said Scary as he stopped looking and crossed his arms angrily.
"Too bad! You got us stuck in here so you're going to get us out!"
"Over my dead body!"
Razor goes over and rips open a hole in the multiverse that shows Scary's dead body inside a large Hook Jaw ship currently located within another universe, recent damage from a foot breaking through the ribs visible on the ancient corpse.
"Fudge. I didn't know you'd be able to find that."
Razor then fixes the hole in the multiverse quickly.
"Hey, will this work?" said TD as he pulled a large bag of sugar out of a crate, the bag so heavy, he gets crushed by the bag after he gets it out of the crate.
"That works!" said Razor easily grabbing the bag from the doll turned Mobian and ripping the lid off the bag in one fluid motion. Tails helped TD up from the ground, "Okay Scary, open up."
"No!" said Scary, arms still crossed and looking away from Razor.
"Are we really gonna do this the hard way?"
Scary doesn't reply and continues to look away.
"Alright...Hey Scary, look! A party!" said Razor as he pointed to the side. Scary quickly turns back towards Razor and looks around.
"Where?!" said Scary looking around frantically. Razor quickly stomps down on one of Scary's feet and the pony-dragon yells in pain until the bag of sugar is poured down his open mouth until it is empty. Razor then backs up, pulling TD and Tails with him.
"Now we stand back and you get coated in Earth Armor and then you stand in front of Tails like a lightning rod." said Razor as he had Earth Armor form over Tails and pushed TD to stand in front of Tails.
"WHY AM I THE LIGHTNING ROD?!" yelled TD in fear as pink-red lightning began to arc off the pony-dragon.
"Insurance so Tails doesn't become a magnet since his bones are technically metal." said Razor calmly as he had an Earth shield form in front of him.
"THAT DOESN'T EXPLAIN ANYTHING TO ME! HOW AM I A LIGHTNING ROD!"
Razor taps TD's gem hanging from his gem rod over his head.
"WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!"
"Oh calm down. I prefer you as a war veteran. Right now you're a little kid."
"OF COURSE I'M EFFECTIVELY A KID! I'M A DOLL THAT GOT TURNED INTO A MOBIAN!"
"Oh just calm down."
Scary began bouncing off the walls as a pink-red lightning bolt, lightning arcing off him in crazy bolts. As he bounces, his speed gets faster and faster until he's a pink-red blur before shooting through the doors. The other three are fine, aside from their fur standing on edge due to all the electricity in the air.
"See, I told you nothing would happen." said Razor slapping TD on the back and both receive a high voltage static shock, giving both of them an X-Ray effect. When the effect goes away, both puff up from shock, "Hey look! I'm a dandelion! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"Um...is it...safe for me to move?" said Tails as he looked at his arms and noticed that he had electricity arcing over his fur.
"Wait, you're still coated in static?" said TD turning towards Tails, his gem bumping Tails in the face and for a moment, it looks like a static shock is going to be discharge and both brace for a massive shock but it never appears. After a few seconds of nothing, both open their eyes and neither of them is shocked, "What just happened?"
"Your gem absorbed the electricity." said Razor nonchalantly as he walked over to the doors.
"It...what?"
"You're memory's a bit faulty you know that?"
"Well, past events are a bit foggy since I had all of the old programming stuff removed in the original timeline."
"You should ask Eggman about that once we get back."
The three climb out of the hole in the door and find Scary asleep on the ground outside. A portal opens nearby and the black furred fox with a tri-claw walks out of it and easily picks up the pony-dragon and leaves without a word.
"Well, that was fun!" said Razor as he began to head back to Knothole.
"More like headache inducing." muttered Tails as he and TD followed the Kangaroo/Dragon Hybrid
"I know! Isn't it great?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
(Computer segment again)
Download Attempt #92 in progress...
Downloading...
Download Failed
Admin_Fun: Something is blocking my physical access to this world...
Unknown Entity has entered VoidRealm_OMEGADELTA32
Admin_Fun: Who are- Wait...you're one of THEM. No...you're an inverse. What are you doing here?"
Uknown_Entity Scan initiated
Unknown: I came here to visit an old friend. I see there are some issues going on. Would you like some help?
Admin_Fun: Define your version of "help".
Unknown: You're a Zone Cop Admin. Higher than a Warden. Extremely rare. I'm not like the others. As you said, I'm an inverse of them. "Help" to me, means exactly as it sounds. And you know my story, as my world is a part of YOUR patroled sectors.
Admin_Fun:...
Admin_Fun: Fine. Something is blocking my access to this world. I can't enter it.
Unknown: Oooooooh! Someone knows how to counter a Zone Cop admin! Interesting...
Unknown: Let's see if they can block ME.
Slothic_CorruptedSonic Model Download in progress...
Admin_Fun: You went with the name Slothic?
Slothic: Is that a problem Admin?
Admin_Fun: No.
Slothic_CorruptedSonic Model Download Complete
Slothic: I can access the world. So, let me guess; I have to find the source of what's blocking you and remove it?
Admin_Fun: Yes.
Slothic: Very well.
Slothic_CorruptedSonic_Model Loading into...WORLD_ZONE_DISTORTEDTIMELINEZONE_OMEGADELTA32...
Loading Complete
Admin_Fun: This better not bite me in the ass.
Unknown Entity Scan Complete
Slothic
Sonic of Universe Omega49-72X Corrupted and Possessed by Demonic Entity after death of Sonic the Hedgehog of Universe Omega49-72X
Sloth variant
Universe Corrupted
Admin_Fun: This REALLY better not bite me in the ass.
END CHAPTER
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Sorry on the delay for this chapter. I had it going and then idea overload, again. Now, I'm just focusing on this story to save myself from anymore pain of trying to do two stories at once and both ideas overlapping.