The Genuine Route Outtakes 1

"Hey! Don't ignore me! You know I'm right, Hachiman!"

'Don't say anything, Hachiman. Remember your karma' I think to myself, as I ignore the annoyance and continue my walk to school.

"Alright, fine! I won't stop bothering you until you respond to me!"

In a horrible twist of fate, I feel my foot catch itself on a curb. Falling on my face, I just lay there, in pain. "Ugh." I groan.


"Ugh, it's that girl…"

'Hm?' Looking back in the direction of my spot, I notice two very stereotypical mean girls pointing at the girl who stole my spot.

"She, is like, such an eyesore." Oi, stop bastardizing the Japanese language!

Ignoring the situation, I head back to class, not in the mood to handle this especially after this morning.

"I…I'm Yuri, it's a pleasure to meet you, Hikigaya-kun." I had seen her before, but now that I got a close look at her, something's off.

"Why are you red?" I ask the girl coated in a red liquid that totally wasn't blood, right?

"What?" She replies, confused.

"What?" I reply, confused.

"...Ano, Hikigaya-kun…You shouldn't ask questions you don't need the answers to." She smiles sweetly at me.


Alone in the clubroom, I hear the door to the clubroom slide open and close.

"There you are, Hachiman-kun." My current club president says, as I hear a click come from her side of the room. That click being the sound of the doors locking.

"Now, it's just me and you, Hachiman-kun. Now, no one can interrupt us."

At her words, I start to climb out the open window, much to her surprise. "Hachiman!"

With a leg already dangling out the window, I feel myself get pulled back in. "NO! Let me out! LET ME OUT!"


Don't question it. Like seriously, don't.