Just a little one-shot with Phoenix Halliwell-Romanov that I wrote while bored and hating Umbitch.
Phoenix Halliwell-Romanov, also known as Harry Potter, sits at the Gryffindor table in the Great Hall eating breakfast with his housemates, he is eating some pancakes with maple syrup when his owl, Hedwig, flies down with a package in her beak. Phoenix takes the package from Hedwig before she flies away. Phoenix reads the letter which says 'a grenade for you, pull the pin and get a surprise' The letter is snatched suddenly by Umbridge, who then says in her sickly sweet voice "I think I'm going to confiscate this and the package, who knows who you're in contact with, Mr Potter,"
Phoenix doesn't complain, he rolls his eyes and goes back to eating barely listening as Hermione and Ron both complain about Umbridge taking Phoenix's package, not seeing the sly smirk on Phoenix's face.
Later that day, Umbridge is in her office with half of her inquisitorial squad, the ones who are loyal to Umbridge, and are purists, and not spies for Phoenix, and on her desk is the package that she had confiscated, she says to the squad "this was delivered to Mr Potter today, the letter says to pull the pin and get a surprise" she opens the package, pick up the grenade, she then pulls the pin and after five seconds it explodes, killing Umbridge and several of the inquisitorial squad, and the rest.
The explosion is heard throughout the castle and Phoenix starts to grin manically as he knows what the explosion means and starts to sing 'Ding dong, the witch is dead' much to everyone's confusion except for everyone who had seen The Wizard of Oz.
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