This chapter is based on the episode of A Pup Named Scooby Doo called Scooby Dude
Over in Scorpion Ridge in Utah was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman and his counterparts, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Derpy Hooves, Catharina Cheese, Crimson Napalm, Hilda Limburger, Cheese Sandwich and Amira Farooqi as well as Cheese Monster, Light Angel Phantom Angelite, Glomburger Cheese, Cheese Reaper, Limburger Cheese Sandwich and Soup Squad and we were there for a fun rescue. I had Solomon Grundy with us for this.
Me: Boy its been years since we were here.
Grundy: Grundy remember being here.
Xenia: Boy Scorpion Ridge is amazing.
Qin: It sure is.
Lincoln: I'll say!
Camie: It's so cool how the rocks look like a real scorpion.
Himiko: I'll say!
Derpy Hooves: I agree there.
Nico: Derpy, I want to thank you, Cheese Monster, and your teams for coming
Derpy Hooves: No problem Nico.
Lincoln: I'm holding on to Derpy's hand because of her condition.
Derpy Hooves: Thanks Lincoln.
Catharina Cheese: (Swiss Accent) I'm for this too.
Camie: What's wrong with Derpy again?
Me: Oh she has an eye condition and it affects her coordination. She can't help but crash into stuff.
Nico: Yeah
Qin: Ouch. I remember.
Me: Yeah and she can't help it. It's incurable.
Lola: Yeah.
Nico: Catharina, what do you like to do in your free time. (Drools) Make awesome cheese?
Catharina Cheese: Oh you bet. And it's fun and awesome being a cheese maker.
Nico: (Drools waterfalls)
Laney: (LAUGHS) Nico loves his cheese.
Xenia: You got that right.
Crimson Napalm: That is for sure! Nico loves his cheese so much.
Varie: Yep.
Me: (LAUGHS) Yep. And Nico what did you expect? Not only is she an awesome cheese maker but she is also the embodiment of the Cheese Dopant.
Nico: (DROOLS) That is so awesome.
Camie: (LAUGHS) Yeah.
Catharina Swiss: (LAUGHS) Yeah that is true.
I then turned Nico's tail and it squeaked like a faucet and it made him stop drooling.
Nico: Thanks J.D.
Me: You're welcome.
Nico: I just can't get enough!
May: Normally when Saiyans had their tails grabbed they lose their power.
Me: I remember Master Goku having the same problem before.
Nico: That's what happens sometimes to Saiyans.
Me: Yep. Boy that was an awesome race yesterday!
Nico: Yeah! And through the Grand Canyon to stop a clone of the Boogey Biker.
Camie: That was so fun!
Sakura Knudson: That was my first ever race with you guys and man that was awesome!
Nico: How did you like it?
Sakura Knudson: I had so much fun on that!
Me: Glad you had fun sis.
Lola: We are too.
Sakura Knudson: Thanks and it was awesome.
Me: Yeah. And we battled a clone of the Boogey Biker. Wow!
Nico: Boy that was the only case back then where Red Herring actually was the monster.
Maria: He did it for a noble cause.
Me: And that was to give his awesome aunt a great birthday present.
Lola: Yeah that was sweet of him.
Lincoln: So even bullies like Red Herring had a soft side.
Lola: Yeah. They sure do. That was so awesome.
Nico: I thought that was awesome of Red too.
Qin: Yeah that was awesome.
Nico: And we got a trophy.
Sakura Knudson: We sure did and it's cool how many awesome trophies you guys got from those races. I like them.
Me: Thanks sis. It was fun.
Lincoln: We always have fun in those races. They are cool.
Nico: Yeah and J.D. that was clever having Seaspray, Tidal Wave and the Sea Transformers go do all that.
Me: Thanks. It was awesome.
Nico: It sure was.
We were walking around.
Me: Boy Scorpion Ridge sure brings back memories.
Maria: It sure does.
Lincoln: Okay, guys, we've got ourselves a huge emergency, and we're not going to like this in the slightest: we got word that Max, Steve, and Laura, those miserable greedy jerks whom we beat long ago, have broken out of prison, and they want revenge on us.
We gasped!
Nico: So, it wasn't just Boris and Natasha that we had to fight, now we got word that Max, Steve, and Laura, those miserable greedy jerks whom we beat long ago, have broken out of prison as well?!
Me: Those shit heads!
Shaggy: Like, we better take them down and send them back to prison.
Qin: I checked with The Warden, and he told me those jerks escaped thanks to help from Boris and Natasha.
Lincoln: I hope Vypra tears them apart verbally.
Then, Lincoln called the rest of the team and told them of what happened.
Lori: Lincoln told us of the situation, and we're ready to take those greedy jerks down.
Me: Without a doubt.
Nico: And we're going to take down Boris and Natasha as well, those two jerks need a serious thrashing.
Me: Yep!
Nico: I wasn't with you guys when you were here the first time. Can you tell me what happened?
Me: I sure can. It was one day before you joined us.
I went over what happened in chapter 434 and it was awesome.
It starts in the middle of Gotham Royal York. Me, Lincoln, Laney and Lana were flying in the city keeping our eyes open for crime when we sensed a massive increase in energy.
Me: Uh oh.
Laney: I sense it too. There's a massive rise in energy coming from that building there.
Laney pointed to a building.
Me: Lets go!
We flew over and bursted in and we saw Batman 2039 fighting a man made of fiery rock, a man flat as a pancake and a woman made of frozen gas.
Me: Whoa!
Laney: What's going on here?
Lana: I don't know but Batman has his hands full.
Lana fired a blast of ice lightning at the magma man and he turned into a normal rock.
Laney wrapped the flat man in bramble vines and Lincoln swooped in and shut off the machine.
Lincoln flew up to the frozen gas woman and sensed something wrong with her.
Lincoln: Wait a second you're Mary Michaels A.K.A. Freon.
Freon: That's right. I've heard a lot about you Lincoln Loud.
Lincoln: How did you become like this?
Freon: We were experimenting with a Particle Fusion reactor experiment and we were exposed to tremendous levels of radiation that mutated us and turned us into what we are now. My fiancé Michael was turned into a magma man, our lab assistant Stewart Lowe became a two-dimensional rubber man and I became a mass of freezing gas with ice powers. We were forever changed into the Terrific Trio as a result.
Lincoln: This is incredible. Lab accidents are one of the most prominent causes of people getting superpowers. Same with Nuclear Radiation.
Freon: That's right. We later found out that because of the experiment our genetic structure was disintegrating.
Me: (Gasp) How is that possible?
Freon: I don't know. But the data on the experiment said that there is no cure and that we're becoming dangerously psychotic.
Laney: That's awful. There has to be something we can do for you.
Me: There may be a way. I'm gonna use my magic to help you. (Chants an incantation) Joutegma Norkwoda Menmentima Worka!
I fired a beam of rainbow light at Freon. Deep in her genetic structure, her DNA was mending back together and she was being cured of her psychosis. Her DNA was fixed.
Freon: (Groans) What happened?
I form a water computer mirror and it showed her DNA back together and she was free of psychosis.
Freon: I'm all cured and my DNA is all fixed up.
Me: Yes. I used my magic to help you.
Freon: Thank you J.D.
She hugged me and I was getting cold on my back.
Me: (Shivers) You're welcome. You're really cold.
Freon: I know. I get that a lot.
Me: I believe it.
Laney: Guys look at 2D Man.
Laney moved her vines and we saw that he had disintegrated into fine powder.
Me: Ooh. That must've not felt good.
Lincoln: No kidding.
Freon: Good bye Stewart.
Lincoln: I'm sorry Mary.
Freon: It's all right Lincoln. As far as I know the men I knew died long ago.
Me: Lets go home.
Back at the estate we were watching TV and playing card games and chess. Me and Lisa were playing Go Fish.
Me: Hmm. Lets see. Lisa do you have any 6's?
Lisa: Negative. Go fish.
I draw a card.
Lisa: Do you possess any Kings?
Me: Oh man.
I hand her 3 Kings.
Lisa: Thank you.
She has 2 sets of cards.
Lisa: So how did Freon get her powers of Ice?
Me: She, Stewart Lowe, and her fiancé Mike were exposed to tremendous levels of radiation during a particle fusion experiment and it mutated them and changed them forever. Freon became frozen gas and has ice powers as a result. Mike got fire and magma powers and Stewart got super elasticity despite being turned flat.
Lisa: Fascinating.
Me: Yeah. I was shocked myself. But like I said, Nuclear Radiation and Laboratory Accidents are one of the most prominent causes of people getting superpowers.
Lisa: Indeed. Do you possess any 4's?
Me: Nope. Go fish Lisa.
Lisa drew a card and then the alarm sounded.
Me: Uh oh!
We go to the computer and saw that something is going on over in Scorpion Ridge, New Mexico.
Me: Something's going down over in Scorpion Ridge, New Mexico.
Lincoln: What's that place?
Me: It's called Scorpion Ridge because it has a rock formation in the shape of a Scorpion. The computer is picking signs of Extraterrestrial Activity.
Lori: You mean like Aliens from another planet?
Me: Precisely. Roswell, New Mexico has been known as the sight of extraterrestrial activity. Lincoln, Laney, Freon, Lori, Double D, Ed, Eddy, Hulk, Ben, Hawkgirl, Lana, Starfire you all come with me. According to the computer it says here that Mystery Inc is there too.
Lincoln: Then they must be there to solve a mystery.
Me: Like old times. Lets go!
We set out for Scorpion Ridge, New Mexico.
We arrived and saw that Scorpion Ridge looks just like a scorpion.
Starfire: How are we gonna find Mystery Inc.?
Me: We follow a trail.
I point to tire tracks and they lead into a canyon. We followed the tracks and they went into a cave.
Lori: They literally lead into this cave.
Freon: Looks like we have to go in.
Lincoln: Yep.
We go into the cave and discover something really unusual in it.
Lana: It's all mining equipment.
Laney: It sure is. Who do you think it all belongs to?
Hulk: More importantly, Hulk thinks it belong to people here.
Me: I have a feeling you're right.
On a jackhammer we saw on the tool a yellow powder and it was shining and sparkling.
I take some of it off with my finger and look at it.
Me: Just as I thought.
Lana: What is it J.D.?
Me: It's gold. Someone struck gold here.
Ed: And look at this guys!
We saw a huge vein of gold.
Me: Well I'll be. Someone discovered an active vein right here under Scorpion Ridge.
Hawkgirl: This is a lot of gold.
Me: It sure is Shayera.
Laney: What are they gonna do with all of it?
Me: Probably keep it all for themselves. A valuable find like this belongs in Fort Knox.
Hulk: Hulk agree.
Then we heard a scream.
Me: That's Daphne! Come on!
We run and flew down a tunnel and saw a crane with Fred, Daphne and Velma in a net.
Fred: You three aren't going to get away with this!
Max: Oh, we already have, Fred.
Steve (to Laura): Babe, after the heroes are dead, let's use all this gold to retire somewhere in Hawaii.
Laura: Good idea. Hawaii has so many nice beaches.
With that, Laura and Steve kiss, making Max gag.
Max: Oh, c'mon! You two have to do that right now?!
Daphne: I guess even villains need to have love.
Me: Let them go you dirtheads!
Steve: Well if it isn't J.D. Knudson and his friends.
Me: That's right Steve now let our friends go you filthbrain!
Laura: Not a chance. They came to stop us so we won't have that gold.
Starfire cut them free and brought Fred, Daphne and Velma to us.
Ed became Edzilla and Ben became Armodrillo.
Ben: ARMODRILLO!
Me: A Talpaedan from the planet Terraexcava
Armodrillo: That's right.
Hawkgirl: You three still have all of us to deal with!
Me: That's right Pukeheads!
Steve (chuckles): Oh, we didn't forget about the rest of you. You see, we brought a friend to keep you all occupied.
Laura: And he should be coming right about... now!
The heroes then saw a figure in the shadows moving towards them.
?: Solomon Grundy
Me: Oh no.
Eddy (recognizes the voice): You've gotta be kidding me.
?: Born on a Monday
Hawkgirl: I know that voice all too well.
Eddy: Oh, you've gotta be kidding me!
?: Christened on Tuesday.
Lincoln: That voice is familiar to me.
Eddy: OH, YOU'VE GOTTA BE (censored) KIDDING ME!
The figure steps out of the shadows to reveal SOLOMON GRUNDY!
Grundy: Married on Wednesday!
Me: Cyrus Gold A.K.A. Solomon Grundy!
Max: We called Penguin and Grodd to send him over a while ago. And the best part? He can't die no matter what you punks do to him!
Me: So you 3 are one of the members of the Legion of Doom!
Steve: I'm the only member actually. Laura and Max are just along for the ride. We help collect funds for the Legion.
Me: Hulk, Ed, Ben, you all stop Grundy. We'll take care of his lackeys.
Grundy: Grundy smash heroes.
Grundy is about to punch Velma but Hulk and Edzilla punch him back.
Hulk and Edzilla: NO! HULK AND ED SMASH ZOMBIE MAN!
Hulk punched Grundy in the face and sent him crashing into a cave wall.
SMASH!
Edzilla slammed his tail into Grundy and punched him several times. Armodrillo kicked him and punched in the head and sent him crashing into a cave wall.
BLAM!
Armodrillo threw a boulder at Grundy and it slammed into him.
CRASH!
Max: Grundy's losing!
Steve and Laura then took the drill and revved it up and they went at them and Armodrillo went to the drill and punched it. Destroying it.
SMASH!
Then Shaggy, Scooby and a woman named Crystal and her dog Amber came.
Shaggy: Like what's going on!?
Me: It's a huge fight Shaggy! Steve, Laura and Max are trying to get gold for the Legion of Doom!
Crystal: The Legion of Doom!? I thought they were just in the comics.
Hawkgirl: No they are all too real and they are our most dangerous enemies.
Scooby Doo: Rawkgirl!? Rawesome!
Crystal: Let us help you guys.
Crystal and Amber then touched their peace sign necklaces and in a powerful burst of light they turned into their true forms. They were really aliens in disguise.
Shaggy: Zoinks! Crystal and Amber, you're both aliens?
Crystal: Yes. I'll explain everything later.
They went out and punched Steve, Laura and Max in the faces and knocked them out.
Amber took a steal beam and tied it around them.
Solomon Grundy was beaten.
Me: Cyrus listen to me. You are being used. Steve, Laura and Max are using you like a pawn in their diabolical plans.
Grundy then knew that I was right and he was mad. Steve, Laura and Max woke up and saw Grundy approach them.
Grundy (approaches Steve, Laura, and Max): Fake aliens use Grundy. Now Grundy will crush fake aliens!
Double D: No, Grundy! They're not worth it! Look at them. They're no threat to anyone now. They can't hurt anyone. If you kill them, you'll only prove to be the monster that everyone says you are.
Grundy (calms down): Grundy knows monster when Grundy sees one.
Armodrillo (to Steve, Laura, and Max): It's your choice. You three can either go to jail or you can get torn apart by Grundy, Hulk, and Edzilla. Sure, you three might be put into seperate prisons but it's better then getting beaten to death.
Me: We're also gonna take the gold here and put it in the United States Gold Reserves in Fort Knox.
Lana froze their legs with ice.
Lana: And we're gonna make sure you stay in prison.
Freon: Nice work Lana. Your ice powers are as awesome as mine.
Lana: Thanks Freon.
I approached Grundy.
Me: Cyrus I know you must be in a lot of pain but let me remind you of who you are.
I put my hand on his head and reminded him of who he was.
FLASHBACK
He saw what he really was over 90 years ago.
Decades ago in the 1920s, Cyrus Gold was an infamous gangster operating in Gotham City. After a successful bullion robbery, Gold was betrayed and gunned down by his co-conspirators. They cursed his body with a powerful gris-gris and dumped the body in a swamp with its own mystical properties. Over time, the magic mixed, and Cyrus, who was resurrected as a soulless zombie, rose from the swamp. The only things he retained from his past life were his instinctive lust for wealth, which he continued to hoard even though he had no longer any use for it, and a faint memory that he was "born on Monday". For the latter reason, Cyrus was named Solomon Grundy after the nursery rhyme of the same name.
FLASHBACK ENDS
Grundy: Grundy remember. What happened to men who betrayed Grundy?
Me: They were arrested and sent to Alcatraz. But in the 1946 prison battle they were shot and killed.
Grundy: Grundy has been avenged. Grundy now am dead and I don't belong here. Thank you J.D. Knudson for helping Grundy and now I can finally rest in peace.
He turned into dust and closed his eyes and he disintegrated into a pile of dust.
Me: Now he can go to eternal rest in peace.
Hawkgirl: Yes. I'm glad he's now at rest.
Freon: Same here.
Lana: Me too.
Me: Lets get some shovels.
We did so and dug a deep hole and put all the dust into the hole.
Lana got a rock and carved on it "Cyrus Gold AKA Solomon Grundy R.I.P."
Laney: Perfect Lana.
Lana: Thanks Lanes.
Me: Now that that's taken care of.
We turned our attention to Crystal and Amber.
Shaggy: Like, I don't get it. You're aliens?
Crystal and Amber had their heads down in guilt.
Crystal: I have another confession.
Shaggy: Like I know. You're not a government agent.
Crystal: Well actually we are. But not from Earth. We were sent by our world to investigate signals from your planet.
Amber: Transmitted from the S.A.L.F. station.
Me: Wow! That's amazing. So you were investigating the satellite transmission signals.
Crystal: That's right. We first honed in on your television signals sent years ago.
Velma: Sure that's why you're disguised the way you are. The television broadcasts you picked up were sent back in the sixties.
Me: That explains it. It was back in the Woodstock 1969 era.
Amber: That's correct.
Crystal: We thought all Earthlings dressed this way.
Lana: Actually this is the 21st century.
Laney: We have many styles of clothes from all over the world.
Ben: But that old saying goes. To each their own.
Me: That's right Ben. Crystal we've been to many planets across the galaxy and not just here but also in galaxies all over the universe.
Crystal: That's what we heard J.D. You are widely known all over the universe and you have had a dramatic impact on the planets.
Me: It's not the first time we've heard that.
Lincoln: Yeah.
Later Crystal and Shaggy, Scooby and Amber were now a couple. It was a pleasant sight. We then mined all the gold out of the mine and put it all on a cart.
Steve, Laura and Max were arrested.
Steve: And we would've gotten away with it too if it weren't...
Officer: Quiet you!
Me: Enjoy prison you three. Cause you're gonna be there for a really long time.
Fred: Thanks for saving us back there guys.
Me: No problem Fred.
Lana: Those clods deserve to spend every single day of their miserable lives in prison.
Daphne: You'll get no argument from me Lana.
Me: Well we got to go deliver all this gold over to Fort Knox in Kentucky.
Shaggy: Like yeah. That's a good spot for it.
Scooby: Reah.
Me: Take care of yourselves guys. And keep eating Shaggy.
Shaggy: Will do.
In Fort Knox, Kentucky we were at the gates with our newly found gold.
We stopped at a gate and I stood in front of a soldier.
Me: (Salutes) James Dean Knudson of Gotham Royal York requesting to make a deposit in gold for the U.S. Gold Reserves, sir!
Soldier: Proceed soldier. Thank you for your deposit.
I nod and the gate opened and go in. I had $500,000,000,000.00 in gold.
General: Where did you find all this gold soldier?
Me: Found it in Scorpion Ridge, New Mexico while investigating signals of Extraterrestrial Activity, sir!
General: Good work J.D. Thank you for bringing it to us.
Me: You're welcome General.
We salute and I left.
Steve, Laura and Max were each placed in three prisons for Life Without Parole. Max was placed in the Antarctica Prison, Laura was placed in the Mariana Trench Prison and Steve because he's the Mastermind was placed into the Moon Prison.
When I was done everyone that hadn't heard about it was shocked, amazed and in awe.
Twilight Sparkle: WOW! So that's how Shaggy met Crystal.
Lola: Yep that was awesome.
Me: And it's how we helped Grundy cross over.
Grundy: Grundy remember that. That was amazing.
Nico: That is amazing. So that is what lead to the battles between you guys and the Legion of Doom?
Me: That's right. The Legion of Doom was really pissed at us because they thought that we killed Grundy. When in actuality we didn't.
Grundy: Grundy told Legion and they felt bad for it.
Nico: Wow.
Hawkgirl then heard a Pokemon cry.
She saw a Pidgeot.
Hawkgirl: A Pidgeot.
Nico: Wow! Oh and the poor thing hurt its wing.
Pidgeot: Yeah.
Hawkgirl: We'll heal you up.
We got to healing it.
Pidgeot: Thank you.
Hawkgirl: You're welcome.
Nico: Wanna come with us?
Pidgeot: Sure.
Me: Awesome.
Nico: What can you tell us about Steve, Laura and Max?
Me: Well these guys are greedy to the Nth Degree. They found an unearthed vein of gold hidden here under Scorpion Ridge and they wanted to mine it all for themselves.
I went over their history.
Steve is one of the three main antagonists of the Scooby-Doo franchise's eighth feature film Scooby-Doo and the Alien Invaders. He is a member of SALF, an organization made for the pursuit of aliens and disguised himself as an alien to raid the gold underground.
He was voiced by Mark Hamill, who is famous for voicing The Joker in the DC Animated Universe.
He works for SALF with his two colleagues Max and Laura. Steve is first seen in the station when Max heard something strange from the monitors. He and his friends are convinced that they're in contact with aliens. When the gang came across the station, Steve and his colleagues welcome them. As they talked, Velma saw some mud on his shoes (including the shoes of his colleagues), which makes her suspicious about them. As they spoke, they tell the gang that they might be in contact with aliens since they heard something on the monitors.
Steve and his friends then disguised themselves as aliens. They scared Scooby and Shaggy by abducting them, just before meeting Crystal and Amber, but when the gang enter the mine, Steve, Laura, and Max have their cover blown by Velma and their accomplices go to search for Shaggy and Scooby. Then, they finally revealed that they discovered the mine was full of gold and they wanted to use it for their own interest.
With the rest of the gang still their prisoners, the Fake Military Police Officers come back and tell them that they found real aliens, which they think was a hallucination because he, Laura, and Max are the aliens, but they realize that they were telling the truth. Realizing the aliens are far more valuable than the gold mine, Steve tries to capture Crystal and Amber with his bulldozer, while Laura tries to pry Max and their henchmen free, but thanks to Shaggy and Scooby, their plan fails as they both crash their bulldozer into his, causing it to topple and roll over, much to his discomfort.
Steve and Laura tried to escape the cave, but the gang manages to trap them with a net. The three SALF members and their henchmen are arrested by the police, Steve saying the ever popular cartoon phrase, "We would've gotten away with it if it hadn't have been for those meddling kids!", only for the police officer to furiously silence him as they're put into the van and sent to prison.
When I was done everyone was shocked!
Applejack: Why those greedy hoodlums!
Xenia: Yeah!
Me: They deserved to be sent to prison.
Qin: Yeah!
Me: They got sentenced to life in federal prison with no possibility of parole.
Xenia: Geez!
Me: Yep. And we mined the gold and I deposited it into Fort Knox.
Camie: Nice.
Manaphy: I was the only one of the mascots back then.
May: You sure were.
Poromon: That is amazing that you were the first mascot.
Nico: Yep.
Lola: That was awesome for all of us.
Qin: Yep. How much was all that gold?
Me: Five hundred billion dollars.
Nico: Wow! That's a lot.
Me: Yep. Without a doubt that Steve, Laura and Max are coming to finish what they started. But they are in for the ultimate shock when they see all their gold gone.
Nico: It's not even there anymore.
Me: Nope. It's right down here.
We went through a cave and we found the equipment and the walls were smashed.
Me: This is where we found the gold and their equipment.
Camie: Wow.
Nico: Amazing.
Suddenly, Lincoln's large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings orbiting the corners glowed and the four large orbiting gold rings fired beams of light that formed into a viewing window and we see Stan and Steak Stankco dressed only in shorts and shirtless and still forced to mine and eat broccoli at The Broccoli Mine Prison in Canada, and they'd regained their abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs along with their massive physical upper body and lower body strength, but they were now as four times as big as The Hulk.
The two of them were grumbling like mad and there was no doubt they were plotting to escape once again, but then, we saw the barbell tattoos on their backs glow red. Suddenly, Stan and Steak were glowing with red energy, but then, their arms were raised and it looked like their wrists were bound with metal cuffs same with their feet.
Me: Uh oh, here we go!
Lincoln: Yep.
Suddenly, Lincoln made red portals appear in front of the Stankcos, and then, out of nowhere, Lincoln sprouted tentacles with suctions from his chest and all of the males on the team did the same and they went through the portals and they came out of the portals and latched themselves onto the massive pecs, necks, arms, and legs of Stan and Steak Stankco. Then, the tentacles began sucking the Stankcos' of their massive muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength and they were groaning in pain as they began shrinking in muscle mass.
Then, all of the massive muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength of The Stankcos began being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he began growing even more stronger.
The same thing happened to me, Nico, and all the males on the team and our abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on our bodies, and our massive angel wings spread out and glowed and our halos glowed and we also began growing even more stronger.
Lincoln: (Growls) Oh man, I haven't forgotten how potent this curse really is.
Me: (Growls) Yeah, this is really potent, but this still feels incredible.
Then, when Lincoln and all the males were done, the tentacles detached themselves from the pecs, arms, legs, and necks of the two meatheads and they went back into us as the portals closed, and we saw that Stan and Steak Stankco were thin as a rake and sucked bone dry of their muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength again, and the glowing barbells on their back stopped glowing.
Stan and Steak Stankco: NOT AGAIN! (ENRAGED SCREAMING)
The viewing window closed as the four large orbiting gold rings stopped glowing and the light beams disappeared. Suddenly, we saw that we were even more bigger in muscle thanks to Lincoln's curse he put on The Stankcos.
Me: (Looked at my even more muscular body) Whoa. Lincoln, that Min's Egyptian Virility Drain Curse you put on the Stankcos is still really potent. But, look at us, now we're even more ripped than ever. (Flexes my even more massive muscles)
Lincoln: Yep, and this curse will be on them for all eternity. (Sensed for Boris, Natasha, Max, Steve, and Laura) AHA! Gotcha! I just spotted Boris, Natasha, Max, Steve, and Laura, they're 200 yards away down that cave, and those three are still out to kill us.
Me: I'm gonna mash those three greedy shitheads into paste!
Nico: And we're sending Boris and Natasha right to Vypra when she comes
Lincoln: I've got some rockets to tie Boris and Natasha to. (Sensed Flip's musclebound thugs) Uh oh, hold up, I sensed a massive army of Flip's musclebound thugs also heading right for us.
Nico: (GROWLS) That mutant just doesn't even know when to quit!
Suddenly, we saw ten massive armies of Flip's musclebound thugs arrive, and they came barreling towards us in a fit of rage.
Lincoln: Ugh, I knew there was no mistaking the stench of B.O. in the air!
Lincoln fired vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he began growing even stronger.
I did the same by firing vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into me and my abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on my body, and my massive elemental angel wings with aurora and red tips spread out and glowed and my halo glowed and I began growing even stronger.
The other male members did the same by firing vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into them and their abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on their bodies, and their massive angel wings spread out and glowed and their halos glowed and they began growing even stronger.
When we were done, the vacuum tubes detached themselves from the chests of the thugs and went back into us, and the thugs were now dead from blood loss and thin as a rake and Lincoln fired a blast of red energy and destroyed them leaving them as ashes. Then, we set our sights on Boris, Natasha, Max, Steve, and Laura.
We were walking through the cave and we're looking around for Boris, Natasha, Max, Steve, and Laura.
Lincoln: Alright, now if I'm not mistaken, Boris, Natasha, Max, Steve, and Laura should definitely be coming right now!
Suddenly, we saw the rest of the gang running towards us, and then, we saw Boris and Natasha heading our way. Lincoln grabbed those two jerks and tied them up.
Nico: Boris and Natasha.
Lincoln: I hope Vypra chews you two criminals out for what you did!
Nico: They've done some pretty nasty things before, but freeing Max, Steve, and Laura from prison, this is considered the lowest and nastiest they've done!
Me: It's definitely a punishment worthy for them. Now, let's get after those shitheads!
Nico: Is this the first time you two are meeting us?
Natasha: (Russian Accent) Yes and we will make you suffer!
Boris: (Russian Accent) That's right!
Me: Boy I remember seeing you guys do everything you could to try and destroy Rocky and Bullwinkle.
Sakura Knudson: Boy that brings back so many memories. I loved watching you guys get thrashed by them back when I was a little girl.
Me: Good times.
Nico: Tell you what. You two tell us where those 3 are and we'll give you candy.
Natasha: Candy? Oh boy!
Me: Boy that was easy.
Boris: We can't resist sweets. Okay they are right down that cave. Coming for you.
Nico: Thanks.
Lincoln: Looks like we don't have to wait long. Here they come!
Then, we saw Max, Steve, and Laura heading for us, and they were out for blood. Lincoln created a massive indestructible diamond barrier with fire surrounding it that protected all of us and Max, Steve, and Laura got so riled up, they banged their fists hard at it, but the barrier was still standing and their fists were all bruised as they screamed and howled in pain as they also got burned.
Eli: Jeez!
Nico: Man, that's painful, and the fire surrounding the barrier really hurt their fists bad.
Lincoln: They deserve it after what they've done.
Lincoln fired a massive diamond ball with fire surrounding it, and it hits Max, Steve, and Laura and sent them flying and crashed into a wall Lincoln made and Lincoln deactivated the barrier and we all got ready to confront Max, Steve, and Laura, who went charging at us.
Shaggy: Like, you know what, you can consider this your final moment of freedom.
Shaggy unholstered his massive Shaggy Rogers' Cosmic Eternal Primordial Darkness Erebus' Eternal Night Dragon Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Primordial Darkness Erebus' Eternal Night Dragon Phoenix Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dark Dragon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Primordial Eternal Darkness Dark Supernatural Fear Dragon Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Cosmic Primordial Eternal Darkness Dark Supernatural Fear Dragon Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Cosmic Primordial Eternal Darkness Dark Supernatural Fear Dragon Phoenix God Angel Fear.
Shaggy: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Cosmic Primordial Eternal Darkness Dark Supernatural Fear Dragon Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Cosmic Primordial Eternal Darkness Dark Supernatural Fear Dragon Phoenix God Angel Fear) And we're also getting some serious payback for everything you tried to do the gang and to my girlfriend!
Me: Save some for the rest of us, Shaggy.
Qadira Quicksand: And us as well.
Me: Hello you three. Long time no punch.
Laura: YOU!
Me: That's right! Us! The very team that kicked your butts back... lets see. I think it was back 5 years ago.
Laura: You're gonna get it for locking us up! It doesn't matter if you're teaming up with... (to Nico) I'm sorry. I don't believe we've had the pleasure of meeting before.
Nico: I'm Nico Chan. I joined up a day after you 3 were locked up.
Me: Lots of things have happened ever since we kicked your butts back then. We grew in numbers and more since then. Didn't watch us on TV in prison?
Max: We didn't have TV's in our cells!
Steve: They said traitors like us don't deserve anything! We were locked up in Solitary confinement!
Nico: You had it coming!
Me: You should have been doing your jobs at the SALF dishes instead of mining for gold!
Pidgeot charged at them and pecked them and then blasted them with a wind blast and blew them into a wall.
Xenia: Take that!
Qin: Oh and don't worry about the gold.
Max: Where is it!?
Me: We mined it and deposited it into Fort Knox.
Nico: Good luck trying to get it out of there.
Sora Takenouchi, Lisa Simpson, Homer, Danny Phantom, Yae, Princess What's Her Name, Julie Yamamoto, Ben, Gwen and Syd: MAGICAL SOURCE! MYSTIC FORCE!
GALWIT MYSTO RANGER!
They transformed!
Sora Takenouchi: LOVE OF THE PHOENIX! FIREBIRD ORANGE MYSTIC RANGER!
Lisa Simpson: RAINBOW OF THE CHAKRA! RAINBOW MYSTIC RANGER!
Homer: POWER OF THE SWEETS! NEON PINK MYSTIC RANGER!
Danny Phantom: DARKNESS OF THE GHOSTS! BLACK MYSTIC RANGER!
Yae: MIGHT OF THE MERMAIDS! NEON AQUA MYSTIC RANGER!
Princess What's-Her-Name: FLIGHT OF THE FAIRY! CRIMSON MYSTIC RANGER!
Julie: STRENGTH OF THE ROBOT! GREY MYSTIC RANGER!
Ben: POWER OF 1,000,000 ALIENS! BROWN MYSTIC GRANGER!
Gwen: MAGIC OF ANODYNE! NEON PURPLE MYSTIC RANGER!
Syd Chang: NATURE OF THE DRYAD! SPRING GREEN MYSTIC RANGER!
Nico: OH YEAH!
Xenia: AWESOME!
Camie: That is cool!
Max then saw a certain someone and paled.
Max: (nerously smiles) Oh. Hey, Grundy. Well, looks like you got brought back to life. So, how about we let bygones be bygones, huh?
Max then tried to run only for Grundy to grab him
Grundy: Grundy not happy with you for abandoning Grundy.
Me: Shouldn't have done that to him.
Camie: Yeah.
Lola: Now he is in hot water.
Grundy: GRUNDY SMASH!
SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH!
Xenia: Take that!
Qin: And this!
Qin went and grabbed Laura and bashed her all over with intense fury!
Grundy: GRUNDY SMASH!
SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH!
Xenia: Take that!
Qin: And this!
Qin went and grabbed Laura and bashed her all over with intense fury!
Taro: (To Laura) If you had any sense, you'd stand down.
Laura: NEVER! Not until you all pay for what you did to us!
Qin: Then you brought this on yourselves.
Taro fired his Donblaster and blasted Laura, Steve and Max all over.
Fluttershy: YOU! GREAT! BIG! MEANIES! (SCREAMS)
Me: UH OH!
Fluttershy then flew at Steve and bashed him all over in his face and really let him have it!
Then she rolled and smashed him onto the ground left and right and spun around fast and threw him into the air and flew after him and bashed him more in his face and then bashed him all over with intense brutality! She then bashed him into the ground and Max was a MASSIVELY BRUTALLY MANGLED UP MESS!
Me: HOLY CRAP!
Xenia: BRUTAL!
Nico: They didn't even hurt any animals. Yet.
Lola: No but to Fluttershy all life even the Earth is sacred.
Fluttershy grinned nervously.
Lincoln: Way to go Flutters!
Derpy Hooves: Yeah! Way to go!
Camie: Yeah!
Cheese Monster: As a fellow Scooby Doo Monster, I'll attack next.
He fired waves of cheese and drenched them!
Camie: Take that!
Varie: And Nico don't even think of licking them.
Qin: I agree there!
Nico: Okay okay that would be gross.
Poromon: Can I lick them?
Nico: Go for it.
He went and did so and it was funny.
Camie: Okay that is awesome.
Lola: Yeah.
Juri (Yu Yu Hakusho): That is awesome and fun.
Camie: It sure is.
Poromon licked Laura's cheek.
Poromon: Yummy!
Laura: (LAUGHS) Okay that felt tasty and fun.
Xenia: Funny.
Qin; It sure is funny.
Poromon licked Steve's cheek.
Poromon: Yummy.
Nico: (LAUGHS) Go guys!
Qin: (LAUGHS) Funny!
Suddenly, Qadira Quicksand's pink eyes turned neon pink and she was surrounded by a sandy brown energy with stars, sand, quicksand, phoenixes, and angels, and as she approached Max, Steve, and Laura, she left sandy brown energy, stars, sand, quicksand, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Qadira Quicksand: Even though we're not dealing with any clones of Mystery Inc's enemies at the moment, you three breaking out of prison is something we're not going to stand for, and after everything we heard about you, you're heading back to prison where you'll stay there and rot away for all I care.
Suddenly, Qadira Quicksand is surrounded by a massive vortex of sandy brown energy with stars, sand, and quicksand surrounding the vortex, there are phoenixes and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is an orange phoenix with red eyes glaring at Max, Steve, and Laura: the red eyes of death.
Me: WHOA!
Nico: Oh, this is gonna get messy.
Lincoln: I hope she puts them through Hell.
But, Max, Steve, and Laura went completely mad with rage and charged at the vortex and us as well, but they got hit hard by blasts of sand that exploded and sent him flying into a wall. Then, as the vortex faded, Qadira Quicksand emerged, but she was changed forever.
Qadira Quicksand grew to 8'0" in height, she has large gold metal bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has twelve large sandy brown orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has orange highlights in the bangs of her long brown hair and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon pink eyes and a sandy brown energy aura with stars, sand, quicksand, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she has a gas cloud with her tiara emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with orange iris, she has on phoenix earrings with orange gems for eyes and holding the Star, Sand, Quicksand, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she also has a phoenix with orange gems for eyes and holding the Star, Sand, Quicksand, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws for the second pendant on the bottom of her dark purple phoenix-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Phoenix pendant of her Elemental Phoenix Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with orange crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and orange gems on the gold lightning bolts, and she also has on her white and gold accented Elemental Phoenix Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Qadira Quicksand has on a brown sleeveless crop top, brown sleeveless vest, brown skirt with the Sand Dopant symbol on it, brown pants, brown legwarmers, brown sneakers, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, sand, quicksand, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is the symbol of The Quicksand Dopant surrounded by stars, sand, and quicksand and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with angels surrounding orange gem with neon glowing orange lights equipped with recognition of her and fits an infinite number of items and component for her Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in. Suddenly, Qadira Quicksand felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive brown angel wings with orange tips on the large brown feathers grew much bigger for her new body and she also now has eleven massive and long brown wolf tails with orange tips and orange markings, Qadira Quicksand has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large orange gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Qadira Quicksand's massive golden greatsword and all the greatswords and swords that she'd gotten began to merge together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of sandy brown energy, stars, sand, quicksand, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Qadira Quicksand's Cosmic Eternal Sandstorm Quicksand Dopant Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Sandstorm Quicksand Dopant Phoenix Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded orange gems and the Quicksand Dopant symbol etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade, large gold phoenix heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large orange gems embedded in their foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large gold phoenix heads with orange gems for eyes and on the bottom of the large gold phoenix heads is a large gold phoenix head with orange gems for eyes and orange gem in its mouth for the pommel, Qadira Quicksand has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with large brown gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet and wrist computer on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold phoenix head with brown gems for eyes and large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a brown kanji with sand drops in between the kanji below the Quicksand Dopant symbol that said, "Qadira Quicksand, Embodiment of The Quicksand Dopant, Warrior and Master of Quicksand, True Immortal and Powerful Warrior of The Universe, Loving Future Wife of James Dean Knudson, Archenemy of Quickspine, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Sand, Quicksand, Phoenixes, and Angels"
カディラ・クイックサンド、流砂ドーパントの化身、流砂の戦士でありマスター、宇宙の真の不滅で強力な戦士、ジェームス・ディーン・クヌッドソンの愛する未来の妻、クイックスパインの大敵、チーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストームの驚くべきメンバー、コスモスの勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情とエレメントの力のマスター、天のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、アルティメットフォース究極の善、真実、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼の真の女神、破壊者であり、悪、錯乱、殺人、無慈悲でサディスティックなろくでなし、素晴らしく強力な教師の素晴らしく強力な生徒、そして砂、流砂、フェニックス、天使のマスター
Qadira Quicksand has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-QUICKSAND DOPANT EMBODIMENT-GOD-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA DESERT SANDSTORM QUICKSAND DOPANT EMBODIMENT PHOENIX GOD ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL DESERT SANDSTORM QUICKSAND DOPANT EMBODIMENT PHOENIX GOD ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL DESERT SANDSTORM QUICKSAND DOPANT EMBODIMENT PHOENIX GOD ANGEL LOVE!
We were amazed by Qadira Quicksand's Super Angel-Quicksand Dopant Embodiment-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, and when I saw her, I had an atomic red blush on my face, hearts in my eyes, and my nose was bleeding. But, when Max, Steve, and Laura saw it, they went mad and ran at her to kill her, but Qadira Quicksand fired a massive barrage of sandy brown energy, stars, sand, quicksand, phoenixes, and angels which hits Max, Steve, and Laura and sent them flying into another wall, they got back out, but now, they were enraged.
Qadira Quicksand: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Desert Sandstorm Quicksand Dopant Embodiment Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Desert Sandstorm Quicksand Dopant Embodiment Phoenix God Angel Love) Alright, you goddamn assholes, you better be ready for the beating of your miserable lives.
Serena Honoua: But, not before I also transform as well and I'm so looking forward to making you three scream in agony and pain.
Me: Oh, this is gonna be good.
Suddenly, Serena Honoua's blue eyes turned neon blue and she was surrounded by a red and yellow energy with stars, fire, flames, phoenixes, and angels, and as she approached Max, Steve, and Laura, she left red and yellow energy, stars, fire, flames, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Serena Honoua: Everything I heard from J.D. about you three is true, you three are nothing but rotten selfish good-for-nothing crooks who don't care about anyone except for your own selfish greed, Boris and Natasha made a huge mistake busting you three out, and they're already getting told off by Vypra. You three are heading back to prison where you'll stay there and rot away for all I care.
Suddenly, Serena Honoua is surrounded by a massive vortex of red and yellow energy with stars, fire, and flames surrounding the vortex, there are phoenixes and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is an orange phoenix with red eyes glaring at Max, Steve, and Laura: the red eyes of death.
Me: WHOA!
Nico: Oh, this is gonna get messy.
Lincoln: The Firebird of Justice is going to burn those three to ashes.
But, Max, Steve, and Laura went completely mad with rage and charged at the vortex and us as well, but they got hit hard by blasts of fire that exploded and sent them flying into a wall. Then, as the vortex faded, Serena Honoua emerged, but she was changed forever.
Serena Honoua grew to 8'0" in height, she has large gold metal bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has twelve large sandy brown orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has orange highlights in the bangs of her long crimson red hair and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon blue eyes and a red and yellow energy aura with stars, fire, flames, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she has a flame with her tiara emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with blue iris, she has on phoenix earrings with red gems for eyes and holding the Star, Fire, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she also has a phoenix with red gems for eyes and holding the Star, Fire, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws for the second pendant on the bottom of her red phoenix-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Phoenix pendant of her Elemental Phoenix Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and red gems on the gold lightning bolts, and she also has on her white and gold accented Elemental Phoenix Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Serena Honoua has on a red sleeveless two-piece bikini, red fabric around her waist, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, fire, flames, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is Phoenix the Firebird surrounded by stars, fire, and flames and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with angels surrounding red gem with neon glowing red lights equipped with recognition of her and fits an infinite number of items and component for her Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in. Suddenly, Serena Honoua felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive red angel wings with yellow tips on the large red feathers grew much bigger for her new body and she also now has eleven massive and long red wolf tails with yellow tips and yellow markings, Serena Honoua has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large red gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Serena Honoua's massive golden greatsword and all the greatswords and swords that she'd gotten began to merge together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of red and yellow energy, stars, fire, flames, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Serena Honoua's Cosmic Eternal Infernal Firestorm Firebird Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Infernal Firestorm Firebird Phoenix Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded red gems and Phoenix the Firebird etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade, large gold phoenix heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large red gems embedded in their foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large gold phoenix heads with red gems for eyes and on the bottom of the large gold phoenix heads is a large gold phoenix head with red gems for eyes and red gem in its mouth for the pommel, Serena Honoua has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with large red gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet and wrist computer on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold phoenix head with red gems for eyes and large red gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a red kanji with flames in between the kanji below Phoenix the Firebird that said, "Serena Honoua, Voluptuous Beach-Goer of Costa Rica, Ambassador of Phoenix the Firebird, Warrior and Master of Fire, True Immortal and Powerful Warrior of The Universe, Loving Future Wife of James Dean Knudson, Archenemy of Catherine, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Fire, Flames, Phoenixes, and Angels"
セリーナ・ホノウア、コスタリカの官能的なビーチ好き、火の鳥フェニックスの大使、戦士であり火の達人、真の不滅で強力な宇宙の戦士、ジェームス・ディーン・クヌッドソンの愛する未来の妻、キャサリンの大敵、チーム・ラウド・フェニックスの素晴らしいメンバー嵐、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情と要素の力のマスター、天のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、慈悲、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、信頼、破壊者、そして悪、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなしのスレイヤー、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そして火、炎、フェニックス、天使の達人
Serena Honoua has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-PHOENIX THE FIREBIRD-GOD-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA INFERNO FIRESTORM FIREBIRD FURY PHOENIX GOD ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL INFERNO FIRESTORM FIREBIRD FURY PHOENIX GOD ANGELJUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL INFERNO FIRESTORM FIREBIRD FURY PHOENIX GOD ANGEL LOVE!
We were amazed by Serena Honoua's Super Angel-Phoenix the Firebird-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, and when I saw her, I had an atomic red blush on my face, hearts in my eyes, and my nose was bleeding. But, when Max, Steve, and Laura saw it, they went mad and ran at her to kill her, but Serena Honoua fired a massive barrage of red and yellow energy, stars, fire, flames, phoenixes, and angels which hits Max, Steve, and Laura and sent them flying into another wall, they got back out, but now, they were enraged.
Serena Honoua: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Inferno Firestorm Firebird Fury Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Inferno Firestorm Firebird Fury Phoenix God Angel Love) Alright, now it's high-time we give you three the beating of your lives.
Suddenly, Max, Steve, and Laura got hit hard by blasts of fire and explosives.
KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOMM! KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM! KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!
Lincoln: That certainly wasn't me or you, J.D.
Me: Nope. (Smirks) But, I know one God Sibling capable of that.
Suddenly, we saw a very beautiful and super sexy girl with long red hair and flower clip in her hair, red eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, she has massive and beautiful rainbow angel wings, she's dressed in a red sleeveless crop top, necklace with pearls and red gem for the pendant, red skirt, white bridal gloves, red knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long white long-sleeved trenchcoats with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, and Explosions, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back is a phoenix and angel with stars reflecting off them, and holstered on her back is a massive golf greatsword with runes etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged gold blades, large gold angel faces built into both sides of the hilts, longer midnight black handle, gold chain for the guard, and gold pointed tip for the pommel.
Lincoln: (GASPS) Felicia Knudson, God Sibling of Explosions.
Me: Aw yeah, I knew it was her alright! Our demolitions expert.
Sakura Knudson, Elaine Knudson, Marlene Knudson, Helena Knudson, Sophia Knudson, Morgana Knudson, Emily Knudson, Abigail Knudson, Avery Knudson, Grace Knudson, Maria Knudson, Selena Knudson, Caitlin Knudson, Lunaria Knudson, Evelyn Knudson, Valerie Knudson, Arlene Knudson, Melanie Knudson, Celine Knudson, Clara Knudson, Megan Knudson, Carly Knudson, Beth Knudson, Natalie Knudson, Rachel Knudson, Carrie Knudson, Alicia Knudson, Aurora Knudson, Colleen Knudson, Valencia Knudson, Natalie Knudson, Hayley Knudson, Michelle Knudson, Sumner, and Patti: Felicia?!
Felicia Knudson: Yep, Felicia Knudson, God Sibling of Explosions, reporting for duty.
Sakura Knudson: It's so good to see you again, sis. Now, where were we?
Me: Oh yeah, kicking your ass and sending you straight to Hell for what you've done.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Greatsword of True Almighty Cosmic United Friendship Universal Storm Hope Elemental Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope, and his new greatswords were ready as well as the sword pendants on his white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love were glowing.
And I unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Universal True Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Justice from my back and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-January Wolf Moon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope, and so did the rest of us as we unholstered our massive greatswords and transformed.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) And here I thought we wouldn't have to deal with you three ever again.
Me: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) But, it looks like you three refuse to learn. Okay, then, it's time for a major asskicking!
Lincoln, Qadira Quicksand, Serena Honoua, Felicia Knudson, Shaggy, and I went after Max, Steve, and Laura, and we fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, green energy, black and green energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mammoths, Pegasi, Windigos, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, Animals, and Mythological Animals at Max, Steve, and Laura, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit them.
Then, we attacked them with energy slashes from our massive greatswords leaving scars on him and Lincoln left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with his gold-plated claws and his two new massive greatswords and I also left many more by firing blue fire energy slashes with my gold-plated claws, and he, Qadira Quicksand, Serena Honoua, Felicia Knudson, Shaggy, and I attacked them hard with energy punches, energy kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of our superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was really driving Max, Steve, and Laura even more insane and straight to the brink of insanity.
Max, Steve, and Laura: (ENRAGED GROWL) WE'LL FUCKING KILL YOU ALL!
Max, Steve, and Laura charged right at us completely blind with homicidal rage and fury, but Nico fired waves of energy, May fired blasts of ice, and Qin fired blasts of fire, and Sebastian fired blasts of Divine Darkness that hit them and slashed at them with his dark greatsword, Felicia Knudson and Lincoln fired blasts of fire and explosives at them and they got burned badly, then, Lincoln fired massive blasts of rainbow fire at Max, Steve, and Laura, and he was really getting messed up, and Lincoln let out a loud howl and summoned a pack of wolves which brutally mauled and attacked Max, Steve, and Laura and they got badly hurt.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) And now, to curse you three forever.
Lincoln used a dark magic spell.
Lincoln: (CHANTING AN INCANTATION)
(LUNA'S FUTURE PLAYS)
Lincoln: (SINGING DIVINELY AS DARKNESS AND DEMONS AND DEVILS SWIRL AROUND HIM) I see a cold wind blowing through, I see days neither fun nor free, I see a future caused by you, I see a path not meant to be, The future should be filled with magic, Dreams and wishes brought to life, But the days ahead are dark and tragic, No time for hope when all is strife, Whatever might have been, All the dreams that ponies share, Because of you, Max, Steve, and Laura, Now the future is a cold nightmare!
Our spines literally had ice running down them, and Lincoln chanted a dark magic spell and he fired three blasts of darkness and demons which hit Max, Steve, and Laura, and they let out bloodcurdling screams as Stars of Satan appeared on their foreheads, and their eyes turned black and they let out even more bloodcurdling screams as memories of their deeds and greed came back to haunt them, and Lincoln tied them up and sent them to The Uranus Prison and threw them in separate cells in Super-Maximum Security Solitary Confinement. Everyone cheered wildly as we holstered our weapons and powered down, and Qadira Quicksand's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, 28th Century Backpack, Third Eye, eleven massive and long brown tails, large gold halo with four orbiting gold rings on each corner behind her head, twelve large brown orbs orbiting around her legs, and massive brown angel wings are permanent, and Serena Honoua's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, 28th Century Backpack, Third Eye, eleven massive and long red tails, large gold halo with four orbiting gold rings on each corner behind her head, twelve large red orbs orbiting around her legs, and massive red angel wings are permanent.
Brittney: I knew Lincoln was going to use one of his dark magic spells and curses for this.
Suddenly, I got jumped on by Qadira Quicksand and Serena Honoua and they kissed me all over the place, and when they were done, I had lipstick marks on my face, arms, pecs, stomach, abs, and back, along with an atomic red blush on my face, hearts in my eyes, and an In Heaven look on my face.
Me: (In Heaven) So...awesome.
I got back up.
Nico: That was one awesome battle.
Lincoln: We not only tied up Boris and Natasha and sent them to Vypra, but we also took down Max, Steve, and Laura and sent them back to prison, but not before I cursed them with my Mammon's Dark Greed Vengeance Curse, and I added in some awesome additions. Now, they will be tormented forever by memories of their misdeeds.
Me: Brutal.
Lincoln: They deserved it. (To Felicia Knudson) And it's so good to see you again, Felicia.
Felicia Knudson: You too, Lincoln, it's been seven years since we last met, and it's so good to see you, our sisters, Varie, and Mom and Dad again, J.D.
Me: You too, sis.
Lincoln went up to Felicia Knudson and he hugged her, and Felicia Knudson is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much more stronger and how much more muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face soon became even deeper when she saw his sharper vampire fangs and more massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind his head, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing his now larger white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven more massive and longer white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, thick hair on his massive forearms, stubble on his jawline, and chest hair on his pecs, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and she also met his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Felicia Knudson: Holy crap, you sure have, you've really really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 18-year-old 8'5" tall, very handsome, and manly man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, hair on your massive forearms, beard stubble on your jawline, and chest hair on your pecs and many accessories and large gold halo with four large gold rings orbiting behind your head, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness. You've really really grown a lot and became a man, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps.
Eli: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as J.D., your sisters, and all of us, and he's become truly immortal, and Lincoln, you know her?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, Eli. Everyone, this is Felicia Knudson, God Sibling of Explosions, she's my Guardian Angel from Colorado and she is an awesome and very powerful girl with immense and extremely powerful explosion and fire powers and immense control over explosions and she's also a demolitions expert and master of explosives. But, here's the one thing that's bound to blow your minds and leave you flabbergasted: she's also the younger sister of J.D., Sakura, Elaine, Helena, Sophia, Avery, Emily, Abigail, Grace, Selena, Maria, Caitlin, Morgana, Lunaria, Evelyn, Marlene, Gianna, Arlene, Melanie, Celine, Clara, Megan, Carly, Beth, Natalie, Rachel, Carrie, Alicia, Aurora, Colleen, Natalie, Hayley, Valencia, Michelle, and Valerie, and just like J.D., Sakura, Helena, Sophia, Emily, Abigail, Avery, Grace, Selena, Maria, Caitlin, Morgana, Lunaria, Marlene, Valerie, Gianna, Melanie, Arlene, Celine, Clara, Megan, Carly, Beth, Natalie, Carrie, Rachel, Alicia, Colleen, Aurora, Natalie, Hayley, Valencia, Michelle, and all of us, she was exposed to cosmic radiation and she gained omnipotent power as strong as ours and she also became an extremely powerful master of not just Explosions, but also Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Darkness, Light, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Gravity, Nature, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Light Magic, Aurora, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, and Moonlight, and she also grew and sprouted massive rainbow angel wings and her eyes turned red and they also glow red: The Glare of Justice, and she became an extremely powerful force of justice and hope to all.
Nico: Whoa!
Me: Yep, she's just as powerful as me and she defended Lincoln with an extremely fierce passion and she also trained him a lot and she also had added assistance from me as well, and she also knows how to give Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan, Chandler, and the rest of Lincoln's enemies an extremely powerful beatdown and they should know better than to underestimate her because she's also extremely strong, fast, and agile: a true warrior and tactician in the fields of battle. Lincoln made her a beautiful necklace and flower hair accessory, and to show her thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips, and when he comes of age, he will marry her, and she hates the jerks and all irredeemable villains, monsters, tyrants, bastards, bitches, and assholes with a blazing hot passion and she's also an expert when it comes to humiliating jerks and torturing criminals, and if you get her mad, WATCH OUT OR THE WRATH OF THE GOD SIBLING OF EXPLOSIONS WILL BLOW YOU INTO A MILLION PIECES!
Everyone gasped.
Nico: Oh shit, so that means, if they piss her off by attacking her man...!
Lincoln: She'll blow the jerks apart by throwing sticks of dynamite at them and leave them as scattered body parts, and now that you're here, Felicia.
Lincoln went up to and hugged Felicia Knudson in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on their blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head and eleven massive and long white tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings. He slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
Felicia Knudson: You're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.
Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on the neck of Felicia Knudson with rainbow gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with an white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.
Felicia Knudson: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Felicia Knudson.
Felicia Knudson had a smile on her face and tears in their eyes as Lincoln still had his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist and he leaned down to her face and kissed her on the lips, but it also got even more passionate when she wrapped her arms around his neck, and Lincoln deepened the kiss and in response and we all cheered for them. When Lincoln separated, Felicia Knudson had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her heart was beating like mad.
Nico: And Ty? You and Matt did good yesterday.
Ty Rux: Thanks Nico. It was fun.
Matt: It sure was.
Camie: Yep.
Qin: It was awesome.
Me: Yep and Lincoln that was a scary curse you put on them.
Lincoln: It sure was.
Nico: Nice job, Pidgeot.
Pidgeot: Thanks Nico. It was fun.
Qin: It sure was
Poromon: From one bird mascot to another, would you like some beer?
Pidgeot: No thanks. I don't drink.
Poliwag did the Puppy eyes.
Poliwag: Pwetty Pwease?
Pidgeot: Nice try.
Nico: Poliwag that's enough.
Poromon: Would you like to go flying with me later?
Pidgeot: Sure. That would be fun.
Camie: Awesome.
Xenia: Yeah.
Grundy: Grundy happy now!
Me: Great!
Tristan: Awesome!
Camie: Yeah! Boy that was awesome!
Xenia: I'm glad those three monsters are locked up again.
Camie: And with a terrible curse on them.
Crystal: Serves them right for going after me.
Me: That is for sure.
Qin: Good riddance.
Me: Their greed ended up becoming their downfall. Now it was all for nothing. Thanks to us EVERYONE knows that there is life beyond Earth. And we are friends with many people beyond Earth and they are happy about that.
Nico: That is too true.
Camie: Yep.
Ax: Including me.
Me: Yep.
Starfire: Including me and my kind too.
Lola: Yeah.
Kara (Di-Gata): That's right and me too.
Arkayna: As well as me and my friends.
Aerrow: And me too.
Me: That's right.
Optimus Prime: Don't forget me and my fellow Autobots.
Nico: I think everyone got the idea.
Optimus Prime: You're right.
Daphne: We get the idea Nico.
Nico: Yeah. Now to battle the Anothers.
Eli: Yep. Lets see. (Concentrates) WHOA! This is gonna be a stinky one! We have Another Cheese Monster, Light Angel Phantom Angelite, Glomburger Cheese, Cheese Reaper, Limburger Cheese Sandwich, Soup Squad, Mysterio, Whiplash, Miranda Frost, Jackson Chappell, Fault Zone, Slug King, Peanut Onion Sundae, Triple Gooberberry Sunrise Sundae, Scrappy Rex, Dr. Fetus, and Hamburger People & Mustard Men
WE GASPED!
Nico: Wait what!? What were the last bunch?
Eli: Peanut Onion Sundae, Triple Gooberberry Sunrise Sundae, Scrappy Rex, Dr. Fetus, and Hamburger People & Mustard Men
Nico: Oh good god! SpongeBob's sundae!?
Lily: And a Triple Gooberberry Sunrise Sundae? That very sundae that made SpongeBob and Patrick get an ice cream headache hangover?! Whoa! I've always wanted to try one of those.
Nico: So one's an ordinary sundae. The other is gross.
Lily: Yep.
Qin: Oh boy. This is gonna be silly.
Nico: Yep. Who's up?
Me: Derpy Hooves, Catharina Cheese, Crimson Napalm, Hilda Limburger, Cheese Sandwich, Amira Farooqi, Yusei, Devon, Juni Cortez, Yost Wolverine, Gentaro, Gingka, Alicia Apple Bloom, Seline Sweetie Belle, Sina Scootaloo, Dana Diamond Tiara and Silvia Silver Spoon.
Nico: COOL! I'll be eating the cheeses and soups.
Devon: Don't forget the sundaes.
Lana: I'll eat the stinky sundae.
Lily: I'll eat the Triple Gooberberry Sunrise.
Me: Also Fred remember in the National Exaggerator how the Hamburger People and the Mustard Men were invading?
Fred Jones: Yeah.
Me: Well we have them in the M.O.E.
Fred Jones: That is funny!
Qin: Yeah!
Supernova Zap: It sure is!
Then Supernova Zap's cutie mark started glowing.
Me: Supernova Zap's cutie mark is glowing! That can only mean one thing.
Nico: There they are!
We saw Another Light Angel Phantom Angelite, Glomburger Cheese, Cheese Reaper, Limburger Cheese Sandwich, Soup Squad, Mysterio, Whiplash, Miranda Frost, Jackson Chappell, Fault Zone, Slug King, Peanut Onion Sundae, Triple Gooberberry Sunrise Sundae, Scrappy Rex, Dr. Fetus, and Hamburger People & Mustard Men.
Qin: WHOA!
Lana: AWESOME!
Xenia: This is gonna be awesome!
Another Cheese Reaper: (In a girls voice) It sure will.
They merged and she reverted back and it was a girl with periwinkle hair and blue eyes and she had blue and purple clothes and had star angel wings and had a tiara with the symbol of Supernova Zap's cutie mark on it and it was also on her skirt and she also had a star sword in her hand.
Serena Supernova Zap: Serena Supernova Zap - Embodiment, Gene-slammer and Legacy of Supernova Zap.
Me: Wow! Awesome to meet you.
Serena Supernova Zap: Same here. I'm also a great pop singer, dancer and songwriter and I'm also a master of the stars and the forces of the universe.
Me: Wow! Interstellar awesome fun.
Pipp Petals: Oh my glitter! That is so amazing.
Supernova Zap: Boy that is so awesome that you are so much like me.
Serena Supernova Zap: I know. I think it's cool too.
Me: By the way is the Another Cheese Monster friendly or hostile?
Serena Supernova Zap: Friendly and she is a great cheese master too.
Me: Cool!
Nico: Sorry we have to do this.
Girl Jordan: Lets separate you first.
Girl Jordan and Leeli held hands.
(YURGEN'S TUNE PLAYS)
The skies had leaves and flowers flying in the wind along with sea dragons singing in the background
Girl Jordan and Leeli: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEELI HAD FIREFLIES SWIRL AROUND HER AND GIRL JORDAN HAD HER AQUA BLUE AURA FLARED UP)
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Dark holoré in the Deep
Rise again holoré now
Spring abundant holoél
Render green the dying bough
Raise the rock where Yurgen fell
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Spring abundant holoél
She glowed and was separated.
Me: Action time!
We fired waves of energy and elements and blasted the Anothers and smashed them down.
I caught the Wonder Ride books.
Me: Awesome!
Nico ate all the cheeses and soups. Lana was eating the sundae made by SpongeBob and Lily had the Triple Gooberberry sunrise and it was so tasty and she ate it really fast!
Lily burped!
Lily: Ahh! That was so good!
Nico: Wow!
Lana: I'll say! You made a great sundae SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: You mean the ugly sundae?
Lana: You got that right!
Lana's breath then hit my nose. Then...
SLAP!
It slapped my face and then stuck its fingers in my nose.
POW!
It punched me in my face!
But then I GOT REALLY SICK AND THEN...
(EXTREMELY LONG PROJECTILE VOMIT STREAM!)
I THREW UP ALL OVER MAY!
I INNUNDATED HER IN VOMIT!
I stopped 30 seconds later and she was drenched in vomit!
Me: OH GOOD GOD! THAT SUNDAE SMELLS HORRIBLE!
I looked at May.
Me: (GASP) OH MY GOD! I'm sorry May!
May: It's alright.
Mung: Oh that is disgusting.
Mung threw up all over May too! Then Chowder too!
May was REALLY COVERED IN THROW UP!
May: You have GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!
Lily: UH OH! BRAIN FREEZE! OH MAN THAT HURTS!
Me: That's what happens when you eat ice cream too fast.
Maria: I should probably summon backup. (TURNS DIAL) TORCHWICK FURY 6!
She summoned Roman Torchwick, Gazolagezola, Splashing Whale Raider, Olden Pony, Devo the Cursed and Boreas!
Qin: YEAH!
Roman Torchwick: Whoa! Why is May covered in vomit?
Me: Don't fucking ask.
Maria: I'll wash you off May.
Maria did so and washed her off.
Maria cleaned her up good.
May: Ahh. Thanks Maria.
Maria: No problem.
Nico: You okay babe?
May: Much better now.
Qin: Good.
Melon Mint: We're glad.
Then Melon Mint's cutie mark was glowing.
Me: Melon Mint's cutie Mark is glowing. We know what that means.
Nico: Yep.
Maria: All we can do is wait.
Xenia: Yep.
Qin: This will be fun.
Nico: Any minute now.
But then...
SPLAT!
Nico got completely inundated in cheese sauce!
HE WAS DRENCHED IN CHEESE!
Nico: CHEESE!
Nico licked himself.
May and the mascots helped out and licked him all over.
Nico: YUMMY! OKAY WHO IS THE WISEASS!?
Poromon: OVER THERE!
We saw ANOTHER CHEESE MONSTER!
Me: Another Cheese Monster!
Nico: I'm DEFINITELY GOING TO EAT HIM!
Xenia: Go get him!
Another Cheese Monster: (In a girls voice) I'm ready for some fun.
She reverted back and was a girl with red hair and pink eyes, red and green clothes pink angel wings and she had a tiara with the symbol of Melon Mint's Cutie Mark on it and she had the same symbol on her skirt and she had a samurai sword in her hands.
Melody Melon Mint: Melody Melon Mint - Embodiment, Gene-slammer and Legacy of Melon Mint.
Me: Whoa! Awesome to meet you.
Melon Mint: Awesome to meet my legacy.
Melody Melon Mint: Same here and I'm also an amazing cheese maker as well as a fruit maker.
Me: Cool!
Nico: Cheese and fruit. Awesome combo.
Sougo: (gets out Grand Zi O Ridewatch) Did Swartz promise you anything?
Grand Time! (Orchestral rock music) Kuuga, Agito, Ryuki, Faiz, Bla~de! Hibiki, Kabuto, Den-O, Kiva, Deca~de! W! OOO! Fourze~! Wizard, Gaim, Drive~! Ghost! Ex-Aid! Build~! Iwae! Kamen Rider~! GrandZi-O~!
Geiz: (gets out Geiz Majesty Ridewatch) Because we can grant it instead.
Majesty Time! G3, Knight, Kaixa, Garren, Ibuki, Gattack~! Zeronos, Ixa, Diend, Accel~! Birth, Meteor, Beast, Baron! Mach, Specter, Bra~ve! Cro~ss-Z! Kamen Rider~! GeizMaje~sty!
Sougo became Grand Zi O while Geiz became Geiz Majesty.
Melody Melon Mint: No he didn't. Buried him in a massive pile of watermelons all over him.
Xenia: Wow! That was awesome!
Camie: Nice!
Zocks and Kaito: ZENKAIJU GEAR!
They donned their Zenkaiju Armor!
Lincoln: Lets separate you first.
Lincoln fired waves of light and separated her.
Nico: YEAH!
Me: Now lets grill this cheese monster!
Xenia: YEAH!
Nico: (GETS OUT CHEESE MONSTER'S RIDEWATCH) SAY CHEESE!
May: (GETS OUT GLOMBURGER CHEESE'S RIDEWATCH) SAY CHEESE!
Maria: (GETS OUT LIMBURGER CHEESE SANDWICH'S RIDEWATCH) SAY CHEESE!
Catharina Cheese: (GETS OUT LIKE ANGEL PHANTOM ANGELITE'S RIDEWATCH) LETS LIGHT THEM UP!
They fired waves of light and cheese with Cheese Monster, Light Angel Phantom Angelite, Glomburger Cheese, Cheese Reaper, Limburger Cheese Sandwich and Soup Squad's powers and smashed and drenched it all over!
Emperor Z, Alaskan Bull Worm, Mirror Knight, Evil HERO Nemesis, TTG Santa Claus, And The Wall came.
Nico: Nice team Emperor Z!
Emperor Z: Thanks Nico. It really sparkles.
Me: It sure does!
Nico: You just missed us meeting Supernova Zap's Embodiment.
Emperor Z: I actually felt it. Nice to meet you Serena.
Serena Supernova Zap: Same here.
?: That is cool!
Crystal Snail came.
Me: Crystal Snail!
Qin: Whoa!
Crystal Snail: (In a girls voice) This will be fun!
Nico: Crystal Kurotsuki!
Crystal Kurotsuki: Yep. Lets get him.
She fired a blast of light and blasted the Another.
Nico: I'll take it from here!
Nico jumped and ATE THE ANOTHER MONSTER IN ONE BITE!
Nico: (GULP)
Nico burped!
Nico: Ahh! (LOUD BELCH!)
He burped again and I caught the ridewatch and purified it.
Me: Boy Nico you REALLY ate him good!
Nico: I'll say!
Nico was stuffed as a Thanksgiving turkey!
Crystal Kurotsuki: Nico sure loves his cheese!
Qin: Yep.
Gary Slithered over to her.
Gary: Meow.
Crystal Kurotsuki: Hey Gary.
SpongeBob: (LAUGHS) Gary likes you because you're a fellow snail.
Nico: Yep.
Me: Sorry to ask but...
Crystal Kurotsuki: I am naked yes.
I put on my blind man glasses and Nico and the boys covered their eyes.
Me: It's going to hurt.
Crystal Kurotsuki: I know.
Me: Here we go.
I snapped my fingers and she doubled over in pain and threw up and then she reverted back and was a girl with purple hair and had blue eyes and had extra eyes on stalks on her head and she had purple angel wings and had a symbol that looked like a crystal with a snail in front of it.
Crystal Kurotsuki: (Groans) That really hurt. (Sees herself) GaH! Eyes to yourselves perverts!
Rarity: Don't worry darling we can fix this.
The fashion brigade gave her an awesome purple outfit and she had an awesome crystal sword.
Crystal Kurotsuki: Wow! This is cool!
May: And I didn't get hit!
Crystal Kurotsuki: I agree there!
Qin: Yeah!
Catharina Cheese: Do you have any favorite memories of Nico?
Crystal Kurotsuki: When me and Nico had a grilled cheese sandwich eating contest and we tied. First ever.
Qin: I remember that.
Xenia: (LAUGHS) That is awesome!
Me: Boy no kidding!
Nico: Yep. I'd hug you but I'm too fat and full to do so.
Crystal then hugged him but then...
LOUD LONG FART!
Nico released a massive loud long fart and he deflated like a balloon!
Nico: (BLUSHES IN EMBARRASSMENT) OH Pardon me!
Crystal Kurotsuki: No worries.
Poliwag: That's one way to lose weight!
WE LAUGHED!
Nico and Crystal hugged.
Nico: I've missed you.
Crystal Kurotsuki: Me too Nico.
We later went back home.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sumner Knudson, Patti Knudson, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Alex the Lion, Marty the Zebra, Melman the Giraffe, Gloria the Hippo, Woody Woodpecker, Knothead, Splinter, Winnie Woodpecker, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson and her siblings, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Kuja, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, King Mickey, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Sebastian Mendez, Darren Devereaux, Hiroshi Ohira, Brandon Skellington, Marshall Williams, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Sylvester, Tom, Jerry, their friends and counterparts, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, The Lion Guard, Marinette and her friends, Sabrina Spellman, Liam, Carmen Rockell, The Teen Titans, The Royal Defenders, The Loonatics, Ty the Tasmanian Tiger, Sly the Tasmanian Tiger, Liu Kang, Kitana, Sonya Blade, Jax, Kung Lao, Sub-Zero, Nightwolf, Kotal Kahn, Jade, Catharina Cheese, Crimson Napalm, Hilda Limburger, Cheese Sandwich, and Amira Farooqi are heading back to The Nightmare Room, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the four girls here, this time, it's to help Alex Sanders break the time loop that he's been caught in thanks to the diary in his new desk, and after that, we're going to destroy Herrscher of the Void from Honkai Impact 3rd who's gotten into a fight with Athena's Saints, and we'll be meeting them as well.
Lincoln: Looks like we're back in The Nightmare Room, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the four girls here, this time, it's to help Alex Sanders break the time warp that he's been caught in thanks to the diary in his new desk.
Adrienne Midnight: That's right. In Dear Diary, I'm Dead, that mysterious diary that was in Alex Sanders' desk predicted his death, and in the end, the diary not only predicted his doom, but it also made sure he doesn't have a future. Alex was eventually caught in a time warp and is forever doomed to relive the pages of the diary over and over as a permanent resident of The Nightmare Room.
Me: Oh man.
Nico: This isn't good.
Lincoln: It isn't, we've got to help Alex Sanders break the time warp and destroy the diary.
Derpy Hooves: Right. But, how can we do that?
Lincoln: This is serious dark magic we're dealing with, so I've got a spell to destroy the time warp and it'll also destroy the diary forever.
We met up with Alex Sanders and he got out the diary in the desk, and Lincoln chanted an incantation and fired a beam of light which hit the diary and destroyed it along with ending the time warp forever.
Lincoln: That was a close one. Now, onto the next matter, we got word that Herrscher of the Void from Honkai Impact 3rd is here, and I also got huge news: Mako, your brother and the rest of Athena's Saints are here.
Mako Pegasus: Wait, my brother's here? Along with the rest of Athena's Saints?! Awesome!
Suddenly, we saw a very beautiful and super sexy girl with long black hair and white headband, red eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she had the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, she has massive and beautiful black angel wings, she's dressed in a black short-sleeved blouse, sleeveless white crop top, necklace with dark blue gem for the pendant, black skirt, black lace stockings, black knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with stars, moonlight, darkness, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, ghosts, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back is an inverted pentagram and holstered on her back is a massive gold greatsword with runes etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt, longer midnight black handle, and gold pointed tip for the pommel, and with her are the four girls.
Lincoln: (GASPS) Anne Dusana, Ghost Queen of Colorado.
Anne Dusana: That's right, and I got the girls away from that genocidal deity, and Mako's brother, Pegasus Seiya and his team, are already busy fighting her.
Lincoln: Let's give them a hand. Mako, shall we?
Mako Pegasus: Of course.
Suddenly, Lincoln's gold chestplate on his chest harness glowed with gold light, and then, Lincoln was adorned in his Thunderbird God Cloth with elaborate gold armor and gold mask and his massive white angel wings were covered in gold armor, and Mako Pegasus adorned herself in the white and blue version of Pegasus Seiya's Pegasus Cloth.
Lincoln: Alright, let's get going and help Pegasus Seiya and his team with Herrscher of the Void.
Me: This is so going to be awesome!
Nico: And we also get to meet Pegasus Seiya and his team as well, and they also knew Lincoln who also happens to be a member of Athena's Saints. Just how many other surprises does he have to share with us?
Me: We've only just begun, Nico.
We flew off, and there we saw our target, Herrscher of The Void, and she's already fighting against Pegasus Seiya, Dragon Shiryu, Cygnus Hyōga, Andromeda Shun, and Phoenix Ikki.
Lincoln: There they are. Let's give them a hand.
Lincoln fired a blast of Cosmos which hit Herrscher of the Void real hard.
Pegasus Seiya: Lincoln? Mako?
Lincoln: Hey, Seiya, is this private or can the rest of us join?
Pegasus Seiya: Nice to see you guys again, and you also brought the rest of Team Loud Phoenix Storm with you?
Me: That he did, and it's an honor to meet you, Seiya.
Pegasus Seiya: Same here, J.D., but we'll have to save the chit-chat for later.
Sylvester: Right, we've still got work to do.
Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.
Lincoln: You've caused enough trouble, Herrscher of The Void, and now, it's time for you to die. Come on, team, let's tear this genocidal deity apart.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Greatsword of True Almighty Cosmic United Friendship Universal Storm Hope Elemental Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope, I unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Universal True Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Justice from my back and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-January Wolf Moon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel United Friendship Universal Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Crash Bandicoot's Skylands Ten Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Skylands Justice and Ten Eternal Elemental Skylanders True Bravery from his back and he transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Elemental Skylander-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Ten Elemental Knight Elemental Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Justice and Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Bravery, Sherlock Hound unholstered his massive Sherlock Hound's Demonic Dark Knight Sparda's Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound Greatsword of Demonic Dark Knight Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Demon Hound-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Stellar Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Star Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Star Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel Compassion, Max Goof unholsters his massive Max Goof's Heavenly Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Keyblade of Justice from his back and transformed into Super Angel-Disney Knight-Archangel-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Hope, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Mysticon Pink Wolf Mage-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Magic Celestial Fairy Magical Elemental Fairy Mysticon Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Justice and Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Hope and he has his Timmy Turner's Lupus the Wolf's Celestial Elemental Harmonious Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice out and his Royal Eye of Lupus orb ready as well, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Inuyasha unholstered his Inuyasha's Dog Hanyou Tessaiga Demon Slayer Fang Greatsword of Dog Hanyou Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dog Hanyou-Yokai-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Angel of Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Justice and Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Hope, Brandon Skellington had his Pumpkin Scepter of Halloween Town Justice still in hand, Mathias Ravenclaw had his Mathias Ravenclaw's Cosmic Eternal Ravenclaw Defender Celestial Magic Heavenly Raven Phoenix Angel Mage's Staff of Cosmic Eternal Ravenclaw Defender Celestial Magic Heavenly Raven Phoenix Angel Justice still in hand, Hiroshi Ohira unholstered his massive Hiroshi Ohira's Destructive Inferno Firestorm Phoenix Firebird Angel Greatsword of Destructive Inferno Fire Phoenix Firebird Angel Vengeance and Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Firestorm Firebird-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Rage, Kuja had his Brumel Cores and Kuja's Eternal Wizard Redemption Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Redemption Wizard Justice ready and transformed into Super Angel-Genome-Wizard-Dragon-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel Hope, Darren Devereaux, Sebastian Mendez, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Loonatics, Derpy Hooves' team, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Heathcliff and his friends, Timmy's friends, Woody Woodpecker, Knothead, Splinter, Winnie Woodpecker, Ms. Cheerilee's team, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, Nico's harem, Lord Raiden and the Earthrealm Warriors, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, and The Royal Defenders got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Rayman's Eternal Night Dream Morpheus's Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Phoenix Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Dragon-Lum-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix Angel Hope, Juniper Lee unholstered her Juniper Lee's Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Magicstorm Greatsword of Spirit World Magic Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dragon-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Angel of Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Justice and Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Will, Liam unholstered his massive Liam Hunnicut's Arctic Qailertetang's Holy Arctic Thundersnow Greatsword of Holy Arctic Thundersnow Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ice Dragon-Yuki-Onna-Musk Ox-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Angel of Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Justice and Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Hope, and Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nicole, Nico, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered their massive greatswords and transformed, and we went after Herrscher of The Void, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Blue Fire, Sand, Bubbles, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her.
Then, Lincoln turned the tips of his tails into Cell's Stingers, and he stabbed them into Herrscher of The Void's chest, and then, Lincoln began absorbing Herrscher of The Void into his body as he and all of us assimilated all of her godly powers, superhuman strength, and superhuman abilities and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed along with his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flared up extremely and he began growing even stronger.
When Lincoln was done and the stingers changed back, nothing was left of Herrscher of The Void except for her clothes, and he banished her to The Black Gates. We all cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down and Lincoln's Thunderbird God Cloth and Mako's Pegasus God Cloth came off and changed back into a Thunderbird and Pegasus.
Lincoln: That's it for Herrscher of The Void.
Phoenix Ikki: You got that right, and it's great to see you and Mako again, Lincoln, but you've really grown a lot.
Dragon Shiryu: It has been seven years since we last met, and you were only a kid back then.
Lincoln: I've grown and evolved a whole lot in the seven years since we last met, and after we defeated Hades back then.
Andromeda Shun: It has.
Mako Pegasus: And Hades came back after we defeated him seven years ago, but he was still no match for us, Lincoln, Taylor Kamiyama, and I defeated him for good and Lincoln banished him to The Black Gates forever.
Pegasus Seiya: Lady Athena told us about that, and good riddance to Hades for good.
Nico: After everything Lincoln told us about him, he deserved it.
Lincoln: You said it. (To Anne Dusana) And it's so good to see you again, Anne.
Anne Dusana: You too, Lincoln, it's been seven years since we last met, and it's also good to see you, your sisters, and your parents again, J.D.
Me: You too, Anne.
Suddenly, Lincoln was pounced on by Anne Dusana who proceeded to kiss him all over the place: face, arms, pecs, eight-pack abs, and stomach. When Anne Dusana was done, Lincoln was covered in lipstick marks on his face, massive muscular arms, pecs, eight-pack abs, and stomach, and he had an atomic red blush on his face and he was literally in Heaven.
Lincoln: (In Heaven) That's...something I've not...forgotten.
We snickered as he got up.
Anne Dusana: Sorry about that, but it's so good to see you again, Lincoln.
Lincoln went up to Anne Dusana and he hugged her, and Anne Dusana is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much more stronger and how much more muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face soon became even deeper when she saw his longer vampire fangs and more massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind his head, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the larger white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and longer white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, thick hair on his massive forearms, stubble on his jawline, and chest hair on his pecs, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and she also met his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko that came out of his backpack.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Anne Dusana: Holy crap, you sure have, you've really really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 18-year-old 8'5" tall, very handsome, and manly man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, hair on your massive forearms, beard stubble on your jawline, and chest hair on your pecs and many accessories and large gold halo with four large gold rings orbiting behind your head, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness. You've really really grown a lot and became a man, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, I've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.
Eli: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as J.D. and all of us, and he's become truly immortal, and Lincoln, you know her?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, Eli, this is Anne Dusana, Ghost Queen of Colorado, she's my Guardian Angel from Colorado and she's an extremely powerful ghost dark angel and queen of a massive ghost clan from Denver, Colorado. She's also feared for destroying a massive army of dark spirits brought to Earth by a Satanic worshipper seven years ago. Unlike regular ghosts, Anne was born with incredible powers over darkness, superhuman abilities, superhuman senses, and superhuman strength along with the powers, abilities, and superhuman strength of ghosts, but none of their weaknesses, and she was also born with massive black angel wings. As she grew older, she became the first ghost queen of her massive ghost clan, and she destroyed the Satanic worshippers who menaced her clan. Then, she'd moved to Royal Woods and it's where she met me, and she'd discovered my secret: that I'm a vampire-werewolf hybrid and an extremely powerful Alpha, and almost immediately, she fell in love with me. She also fiercely defended me from the wrath of Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan, Chandler, and the rest of my enemies, and this one time, as we were out at Lake Huron on a moonlit night on a date to show my thanks to Anne for always defending me from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan, Chandler, and the rest of my enemies, Scoots showed up and tried to kill us, but she was no match for us and we pulverized that old goat and wedgied her by her panties on a tree branch in front of The Lansing Maximum Security Nuthouse, and after that, we shared a deep romantic kiss underneath the full moon, and as a result, I promised that when I come of age, I will marry her along with the rest of my harem.
Nico: Wow, messing with someone with ghost powers is never a good idea.
Lincoln: But, Scoots never ever learns her lesson, which is why she deserved to be sent to The Black Gates for all the trouble she's caused, and now that you're here, Anne.
Lincoln went up to and hugged Anne Dusana in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on their blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head and eleven massive and long white tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings. He slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
Anne Dusana: You're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.
Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on the neck of Anne Dusana with dark blue gems on the gold lightning bolts and dark blue crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with a white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.
Anne Dusana: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Anne Dusana, and of course, for that little pouncing.
Lincoln still had his massive arms wrapped around Anne Dusana's waist, and he leaned down to her face and kissed her on the lips, but when she wrapped her arms around his neck, Lincoln deepened the kiss and we all cheered for them. When Lincoln separated, Anne Dusana had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her heart was beating like mad. Then, we went up to the four girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them. The four girls are Chiharu Mizutani, Kana Fujisaki, Kieri Misa, and Mami Sawada from Tottemo Harem.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Chiharu Mizutani, Kana Fujisaki, Kieri Misa, and Mami Sawada from Tottemo Harem.
Nicole: Whoa, awesome.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Chiharu Mizutani: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Chiharu Mizutani and the other three girls saw who it was that saved them from Herrscher of the Void, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 18-year-old 8'5" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on top of his head with large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind his head, thick hair on his massive muscular forearms and beard stubble on his jawline, rainbow colored thunderbird with gold lightning bolt in its claws and the Ebonwu Squadron emblem on its chest emblazoned on his forehead and Third Eye with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle on his massive left pec, Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Vampire Bat, Werewolf, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a rainbow kanji with nine magatama in between that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer and Slayer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero and God, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, and God of Friendship, Hope, Love, Courage, and Justice Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broad left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.
He had his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Greatsword of True Almighty Cosmic United Friendship Universal Storm Hope Elemental Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds, The Sickle Swords of Hinon, and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with phoenix, thunderbird, buffalo, angel, vampire, and werewolf surrounding a rainbow gem with neon glowing rainbow lights equipped with recognition of him and fits an infinite number of items and components for Eini, the Universe 666 Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, his Omnipotent Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel of Universal Harmonious Loud Justice, Mythological Hope, and Eternal Love Almighty Book, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold metal bands with multi-colored gems on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe with large rainbow gems on his forearms with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold Bracer and other bracelets merged with the large gold Bracers and wrist computer and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony shrunk to the size of a gem on top on the large left gold Bracer, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings with white rabbit tail on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, he has on He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the gold crisscross straps and gold metal circular chest plate with phoenix carved on it and surrounded by red gems and on the back of the straps is a kanji that said Lincoln Loud, Truly Loving Gold-Hearted Brother, Son, Grandson, and Father, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, Animals, and Mythological Animals on the coattails and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large white pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts and elemental forces on the thighs, and large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, Cosmic, Universe, God, and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with large rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and a large silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, Cosmic, Universe, God, and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest with chest hair on his pecs, large white and gold accented Elemental Choker of Eternal Love and Thunderbird pendant on his neck, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, large Ring of The Phoenix large multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Werewolf, and Buffalo on his right ring finger, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers with gold armored finger claws over his fingers, he has twelve large planets orbiting around his legs and twelve smaller planets orbiting around his waist and an immense rainbow protective aura with swirling elements around him.
Chiharu Mizutani: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet the rest of you.
Lincoln made three clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the thick muscular necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene, and he slowly bit them and he fed on their blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as them, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from their necks as their necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit them.
Chiharu Mizutani: (Seductively and rubs her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, four Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Chiharu Mizutani, Kana Fujisaki, Kieri Misa, and Mami Sawada with colored gems embedded in the lightning bolt links and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of the Buddha along with white and gold accented Elemental Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned to The World Tree Estate and we told everyone what happened, and they were glad we ended the time warp Alex Sanders was caught in by the diary, and they were also shocked to find out the villain we went after was Herrscher of the Void from Honkai Impact 3rd who's gotten into a fight with Pegasus Seiya, Dragon Shiryu, Cygnus Hyōga, Andromeda Shun, and Phoenix Ikki.
But, when Lincoln showed what we all did in viciously beating her and Lincoln absorbing her and sending her to The Black Gates, everyone cheered and hugged us and Lincoln's harem kissed him on the cheek. Lincoln and Anne Dusana have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town, and Pegasus Seiya, Dragon Shiryu, Cygnus Hyōga, Andromeda Shun, and Phoenix Ikki were also welcomed as new members of the team.
Maria: Whoa, so Alex was caught in a time warp because of a cursed diary.
Lincoln: He was forced to relive the pages of that diary over and over again thus getting sent to The Nightmare Room.
Me: Yep, but after Lincoln ended the curse, we helped Pegasus Seiya and the Saints take care of Herrscher of the Void.
Nico: And we now have them as new members of the team.
Equuleus Shoko: You said it.
After we helped Alex Sanders end the time warp by destroying the cursed diary and meeting Pegasus Seiya, Dragon Shiryu, Cygnus Hyōga, Andromeda Shun, and Phoenix Ikki and destroying Herrscher of the Void, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Anne Dusana saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, she had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.
Anne Dusana: My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 18-year-old, 8'5" tall, really big, handsome, sexy, and extremely super strong manly man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever. He's definitely been continuing on bodybuilding and working out even more for many years, and because of that along with the combination of his diet plan that we gave him, along with his hyperpuberty and genes, he'd gained the powerful and massive body that all bodybuilders could only dream of. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under a lot of very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Anne, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger and bigger in muscle mass, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Anne Dusana: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.
Nico: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from the little boy from years ago into the really big, really strong, and really powerful man we know today.
Anne Dusana: I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone that story.
Suddenly, we heard the doorbell ring.
Sumner: Come in.
Helena Knudson went to the doors and opened them, and when we saw who came in, my jaw, along with my mom, dad, and Sakura's jaws dropped to the floor: it was our relatives from Colorado.
CLANG!
Eli closed our jaws.
Sumner: Dad?!
Me: Grandpa?!
Dean Knudson: Hey, how's my son and grandson?
We were literally that stunned.
Patti: Wow, all of you came from Colorado?! What for?
Helena Knudson: As soon as all of us were finally back, we made a plan to call all our relatives from Colorado, and we told them everything that all of us have returned.
Me: Wow.
Patti's Mom: Yep, and we're going to be throwing a huge party at Lynn's Table to celebrate this huge reunion.
Patti: Wait, what?! Uh, Lincoln, did my daughters know about this?
Lincoln: I didn't even ask them, Mrs. Knudson.
Sakura Knudson: I didn't either, but wow!
Nico: A huge party and reunion, this is going to be good.
Eli: This is going to be awesome meeting all of big bro's relatives.
Nico: We met his parents and Sakura, and in the past few days, we met the other God Siblings, and now we're meeting the rest of J.D.'s family from Colorado, and as always: SERGIO CASAGRANDE, YOU'RE FORBIDDEN FROM ATTENDING!
Sergio: (GROWLS)
We got a shower and we went to Lynn's Table, and we were having a really fun time, and Eli, Nico, and the rest of the team talked with our relatives, and my grandparents, cousins, aunts, and uncles on Mom and Dad's side also had their fun clobbering the jerks, and they made Flip curse like crazy.
?: Hey, you starting the party without me?
Suddenly, we saw a very beautiful and super sexy girl with long black hair and light blue headband, blue eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she had the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, she has massive and beautiful black angel wings, she's dressed in a sky blue shirt, necklace with dark blue gem for the pendant, sky blue skirt, sky blue knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with stars, earth, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back is an inverted pentagram and holstered on her back is a massive gold greatsword with runes etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt, longer midnight black handle, and gold pointed tip for the pommel.
Lincoln: (GASPS) Tori Beifong, Gene-Slammer of Motormaster, Crumplezone, Thunderhoof, Breakdown, Nitro Zeus, Underbite, Bonecrusher, Bisk, Grindor, Scowl, Transit, Gold Wubbox, Buzzinga and Knurv.
Toph: Sis?!
Tori Beifong: Yep, that's right, and it's so good to see you and Toph again, Lincoln.
Suddenly, when Marv and Harry saw Tori Beifong, Marv screamed like a little girl and wet his pants!
Lincoln went up to Tori Beifong and he hugged her, and Tori Beifong is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much more stronger and how much more muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face soon became even deeper when she saw his sharper vampire fangs and more massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind his head, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing his now larger white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven more massive and longer white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, thick hair on his massive forearms, stubble on his jawline, and chest hair on his pecs, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and she also met his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Tori Beifong: Holy crap, you sure have, you've really really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 18-year-old 8'5" tall, very handsome, and manly man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, hair on your massive forearms, beard stubble on your jawline, and chest hair on your pecs and many accessories and large gold halo with four large gold rings orbiting behind your head, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness. You've really really grown a lot and became a man, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps.
Eli: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as J.D., your sisters, and all of us, and he's become truly immortal, and Lincoln, you know her?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, Eli. Everyone, this is Tori Beifong, Gene-Slammer of Motormaster, Crumplezone, Thunderhoof, Breakdown, Nitro Zeus, Underbite, Bonecrusher, Bisk, Grindor, Scowl, Transit, Gold Wubbox, Buzzinga and Knurv, she's my Guardian Angel from China and classmate in English, but she's also a beautiful and deadly Earthbender with seismic sense like her sister, Toph Beifong, and only Tori knew this, but Toph and I ended up going on a date together in a restaurant which resulted in us kissing each other on the lips. Tori has black hair, sky blue shirt, and skirt. I made Tori and Toph beautiful necklaces, and to show thanks, they kissed me on the lips, and as a result, I promised that when I come of age, I will marry Toph and Tori along with the rest of my harem. Tori hates The Wet Bandits with a blazing passion, the reason why is because they tried to steal their parents' fortune, only for Toph, Tori, and I to use our Earthbending to flatten them like pancakes and then sent them flying out of here and into the hands of the cops and thrown right back in jail.
Me: Whoa!
Nico: Damn, that's incredible, and that explains why Marv screamed like a little girl again and he wet his pants.
Eli: Wait, that also means Mulan Zhèngyìdòushì isn't the only one with seismic sense.
Mulan Zhèngyìdòushì: (Chinese Accent) That's right, Tori also has that power as well, and I hadn't forgotten about that day she, Toph, and Lincoln used their Earthbending to flatten Marv and Harry like pancakes and send them flying out of the house and into the hands of the police.
Lincoln: You were laughing hysterically when we showed you what we did to those two boobs, Mulan, it was too hilarious, and now that you're here, Tori.
Lincoln went up to and hugged Tori Beifong in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on their blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head and eleven massive and long white tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings. He slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
Tori Beifong: You're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.
Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on the neck of Tori Beifong with sky blue gems on the gold lightning bolts and sky blue crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with an white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.
Tori Beifong: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Tori Beifong.
Tori Beifong had a smile on her face and tears in their eyes as Lincoln still had his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist and he leaned down to her face and kissed her on the lips, but it also got even more passionate when she wrapped her arms around his neck, and Lincoln deepened the kiss and in response and we all cheered for them. When Lincoln separated, Tori Beifong had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her heart was beating like mad.
Flip: UGH, GROSS!
Sebastian eventually let all Hell loose on Flip by summoning demons who tore at him and he bellowed out with pain, and he did the same to NO MA'AM, Peggy Bundy, Bud Bundy, Kelly Bundy, and Marcy D'Arcy as the demons tore into them too.
Sebastian Mendez: That was for trying to kill me back in Chicago in the past, you nasty pigs!
Me: Whoa, I certainly don't want to know what those morons tried to do to you in the past, but given their reprehensible nature and dumb antics in the past, they must've done something to piss you off in a huge way.
After the reunion party and helping my relatives settle into their new home, Lincoln and the Simulator versions of Acxa, Katie "Pidge" Holt, and Amy Gillis are heading to Seaside Hill.
Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 18-year-old, white-haired, 8'5", handsome and extremely muscular man had on his new large orange and black speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.
And the Simulator versions of Acxa, Katie "Pidge" Holt, and Amy Gillis are dressed in two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out the Simulator versions of Acxa, Katie "Pidge" Holt, and Amy Gillis all had feelings for Lincoln, and he also had feelings for them, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of musclebound thugs Icky Vicky hired to kill them, Lincoln sucked out their muscle mass, virility, strength, blood, and life energy as it killed them all which made that fire-breathing dragon go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at her and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of her, but they also got to keep their heads up, they got word that fire-breathing dragon has sent more muscle-bound thugs to kill them.
Simulator Acxa: Wow, so this is Seaside Hill. It sure is beautiful.
Lincoln: It sure is, Acxa, and it's perfect for our first date. Shall we?
Lincoln and the Simulator versions of Acxa, Katie "Pidge" Holt, and Amy Gillis dived into the waters and they had fun swimming and they even saw the marine life there. Then, they went back to the beach and they had an awesome volleyball game, and the Simulator versions of Acxa, Katie "Pidge" Holt, and Amy Gillis got an extremely massive and deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen massive 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails and his kids cheered.
But then, they saw the hulking muscle-bound thugs that Icky Vicky hired coming after them, but Lincoln fired vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Icky Vicky's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Icky Vicky's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he also grew even stronger. When Lincoln was done, the vacuum tubes detached themselves from the chests of the thugs and went back into Lincoln, and the thugs were now dead from blood loss and thin as a rake and he fired a blast of red energy and destroyed them leaving them as ashes.
Lincoln: Nice try, Icky with a V!
Then, they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to the Simulator versions of Acxa, Katie "Pidge" Holt, and Amy Gillis and they hugged the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms and the Simulator versions of Acxa, Katie "Pidge" Holt, and Amy Gillis placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones.
And then, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss and Lincoln also marked the Simulator versions of Acxa, Katie "Pidge" Holt, and Amy Gillis as he slowly sank his fangs into them and fed on their blood, and his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as them, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head and eleven massive and long white tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings.
He slowly unlatched his fangs from their necks as their necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit them. They came back home to The World Tree Estate, and Nico and I saw Lincoln covered in kisses on his face, body, and eight-pack abs.
Me: (Whistles) Wow, it looks like you really had a good time at Seaside Hill, eh, Lincoln?
Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so... AWESOME!
Suddenly, three Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of the Simulator versions of Acxa, Katie "Pidge" Holt, and Amy Gillis with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Lily the Mermaid: Wow, now the Simulator versions of Acxa, Katie "Pidge" Holt, and Amy Gillis are in your harem, Linky.
The Simulator versions of Acxa, Katie "Pidge" Holt, and Amy Gillis showed the marks Lincoln made on the right sides of their necks.
Ets: You can thank me for that one.
Jenna: And Icky Vicky had some nerve trying to kill them, that demonic so-called babysitter is just making things much worse for herself.
Serena Logan: I always knew that bitch was and always will be nothing but fucking trouble, and she's just making things worse for himself.
Rarity: And trying to kill the Simulator versions of Acxa, Katie "Pidge" Holt, and Amy Gillis, now that repulsive ape is really going to get it.
Lincoln: And we also had a run-in with more of the hulking muscle-bound hired thugs she sent to kill us yet again, but I sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and I killed them all and sent them to The Black Gates, and that rampaging she-demon should be screaming with pure vengeance and hate at us in 3...2...1!
Suddenly, we heard Icky Vicky scream and bellow with extreme hatred and rage and cursing right at us, and now, she's officially lost her mind.
Maria: (Flips Icky Vicky the middle finger) Yeah, up yours, you fire-breathing rampaging she-demon!
Nico: Even after we kicked Icky Vicky's miserable hide, that bitch still refuses to quit!
Lincoln: Same with Lewis Travolta, Dark Amy, Flip, Billy McLean, Pablo, Anderson, and the other jerks at Dad's restaurant, but it's much more fun to see their thugs get killed by me.
Eli: It sure is, and it's so much more fun seeing them blow their stacks!
We then saw Lincoln form a viewing window, and then, Lincoln snapped his fingers.
SNAPS FINGERS!
We saw a massive funnel appeared in Icky Vicky's mouth, and then, massive cartons of the extremely powerful laxatives that Shizuka and her sisters used on Killjoy Huggins and Lewis Travolta appeared over the funnel.
Eli: (GASPS) ARE THOSE...?!
Nico: The extremely powerful laxatives Shizuka and her sisters used on Killjoy Huggins and Lewis Travolta?!
Luna: DO IT, BRO!
Then, the extremely powerful laxatives were dumped into Icky Vicky's mouth and the funnel was removed. Then, Icky Vicky's stomach gurgled and rumbled, and then...!
MASSIVELY LOUD AND EXTREMELY WET FART!
Icky Vicky farted and massive tons of gold, jewels, gems, and other currencies exploded out of her bubble butt like crazy!
Icky Vicky stopped farting like crazy.
Lincoln: That's for trying to get your musclebound thugs to murder me and the girls in my harem, you rampaging she-demon!
Nico: Jeez. Those laxatives are really powerful, I still remember when you tried that prank on me years ago, Connor, but that failed.
Eli: Because of you using Walker's powers.
Connor Chan: Icky Vicky's really pissing me off now, if she does this again, I'm gonna shove a grenade down her throat!
Nico: Connor, I know you're angry, but we're saving it for December 1st when we kill her, Flip, and Xehanort. Now, don't even think of getting into the weapons room or I'm telling Dad!
Connor Chan: Tattle tale.
We were busy watching TV, and many of us were doing work-outs to continue staying in tip-top shape, especially Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever and he was sweating like crazy.
Lincoln: We don't have long before the main mission starts, so I still got to keep myself busy.
Me: That's true, and we're also doing work-outs just like you, Lincoln.
Nico: Yep.
Then, we saw Lincoln deadlift a massive twenty-five-ton barbell with ease, and we were stunned.
Eli: Whoa!
And of course, the constant workouts that Lincoln has been doing had also caused his harem to get massive atomic red blushes on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and their noses were really bleeding upon seeing their hotter, sexier hunk of a future husband.
Lily the Mermaid: (Turned On) My God, Linky truly is one hunky muscle god.
Girl Jordan: (Turned On) Big time.
We finished our workouts, and Lincoln sprayed us with water and soap and we were all clean. Then, his harem kissed him on his face and steam whistled out of his ears and his face turned atomic red.
Luna came in and she looked really tired and she looked like she was about to explode into tears.
Otto Rocket: You Okay Luna?
Me: You look tired. Are you feeling alright?
Then Luna came and sat on the couch and then she broke down crying.
She cried hard and then massive jets of tears erupted out of her eyes and I opened an umbrella and tears bounced off it.
Me: Luna!
Sam S.L.: Luna! Are you alright! What's wrong?
Luna: I HAD A HORRIBLE NIGHTMARE DUDES!
Nico: What was it about?
Luna: I DREAMT THAT SAM WENT ON A HOMICIDAL RAGE AND KILLED EVERYONE IN MY FAMILY AND EVERYONE I KNOW! (WAILING HARD)
WE GASPED IN SHOCK!
Sam S.L.: LUNA I would NEVER do that to you!
Me: Yeah! Sam would never do that to the one person who loved her more than anything!
Nico: You must've been thinking of her fraud parents.
Luna: (Sniffles) Yeah I probably was.
Nico: I've been reading on Dream Analysis techniques too.
Me: Nice.
Stacy Bolton: That is awesome. But Luna you don't have to worry about them. We gave them the black gates.
Sam S.L.: Yeah they are gone forever. I would never be like that!
Nico: They can rot in hell.
Qin: I agree!
Sakura Knudson: Yeah I agree!
Xenia: Good riddance.
Lana: Guys look!
We saw on TV a huge news story!
Katherine Mulligan: This is Katherine Mulligan reporting to you live where 710 Terrorist Factions living under Gotham Royal York have been arrested and the FBI and Law Enforcements all over the city have caught a grand total of 834,323 members of all 710 members of them.
WE GASPED!
Katherine Mulligan: Team Loud Phoenix Storm's ground penetrating radar was able to find them all and the FBI and government arrested all of them.
Stacy Bolton: Did a single person do this?
Me: I don't think so.
Sheila and Tom then came in and they were dripping in sweat they were really exhausted.
Me: Whoa you two are exhausted.
Xenia: No kidding.
Sheila and Tom crashed onto the sofa and they were really tired!
Hotlink: Wanna talk about it?
Sheila: (YAWNS) Yeah it was so exhausting.
Tom Lair: (YAWNS) Arresting all those terrorists took it out of us.
Qin: Boy no kidding.
?: I was the one that helped bring them in.
We saw a girl with pink and green hair and she had green clothes and had red rose angel wings and she had a tiara with a symbol for Plant Man on it and she had a sword plant in her hands.
Piña Colada Plant: Piña Colada Plant, Embodiment of Plant Man.
(THE PIÑA COLADA SONG BY RUPERT HOLMES PLAYS)
Nico: Awesome to meet you Piña Colada.
Horsea: Anyone familiar with her?
Poromon: Me and Nico because she makes awesome Piña Coladas.
Nico: (LAUGHS) Dad loves them.
Poromon: Actually me and CatDog. But it's true for Nico.
Pina Colada Plant: Yep. I make great Pina Coladas. Non-alcoholic versions too for those that don't drink.
Me: Cool!
Cat: And she is a great defender too. She beat up the Greasers too.
Dog: Boy she sure did Cat.
Me: Nice.
Nico: Would you like to join the team?
Piña Colada Plant: I would be honored.
Sweerve: Wait! How did you meet Poromon and CatDog?
Pina Colada: I met Poromon when I was in a restaurant and I treated him to a Pina Colada and beer.
Poromon: She is the one that got me and Poliwag to love beer.
Xenia: Oh boy.
Pina Colada: And I met CatDog when they were having problems with Rancid. I faced Rancid when they charged them $34,000 for that buffet.
Me: Highway Robbery!
Xenia: Yeah!
Qin: That was cool : Nico, who shines today?
Nico: Missy and Jason James
Qin: Awesome!
Zuko: Looking forward to this one.
Camie: Me too!
Volcana: Yep.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes, the rainbow iris of his Third Eye, his cutie mark tattoo on his back and Thunderbolt cutie mark with circle of surrounding elements on his massive left pec glowed, and he had a vision, and he saw who it was that we're going to confront today: it was none other than a clone of The Headless Skateboarder, and he's causing havoc. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Lincoln: (GASPS) Oh man!
Lincoln sounded the alarm.
Nico: We heard the alarm, what's wrong, Lincoln?
Lincoln: Nico, everyone, we've got a seriously huge emergency. I just had a vision and I saw who it was that we're going to confront today, it's none other than a clone of The Headless Skateboarder, and he's causing havoc.
We gasped.
Me: Now, we got a clone of The Headless Skateboarder?! Oh boy.
Nico: He's really gonna get it big time!
Max Goof: Without a doubt, he's gonna get it. But, I feel something about to happen to me. (Realizes it) Wait, this means I'm also going to transform.
Luna Loud: And me too!
Nico: Makes sense though, since your archenemy is The Headless Skateboarder. I hope you tear that clone apart and make him eat dirt just like you did to Brad. Alright, let's head down there and kick that clone's ass.
Lincoln: He won't be going down without a fight, but we're not letting him run free any longer, he's going to pay.
Me: You got that right!
Sakura Knudson: Boy I remember that! That was the most fun I've ever had skateboarding on that one.
Nico: What can you tell us about him?
Sakura Knudson: He was really Al and he was a drug smuggler.
Me: WHOA! Yeah I remember that. And we busted him and Sandy Sneakers and they got Life in Federal Prison.
Xenia: Good riddance.
Otto Rocket: Anyone that messes with skateboarding is my enemy!
Stacy Bolton: Mine too!
Nico: Anyone also like Skateboarding?
Ronnie Anne, Sakura Avalon, Lynn, Lynn Jr., Sakura Knudson, Reggie, Sammie, Twister, Rainbow Dash, Lightning Dust, Scootaloo, Zipp Storm, Sunny Starscout, Sora, The Mighty Morphin Rangers, Indigo Zap and Kevin raised their hands.
Nico: Wow! Quite a few.
Xenia: Yep.
The previous group came.
Billy Numerous: Can me, Springfield Mafia, Cantwell, Wiggum, Roxy Rocket, Bizarro, Puppetmon, Captain Boomerang, Mr. Fizz, and U Foes go with you guys?
Legs: We heard you had a nightmare, Luna?
Ironclad: Are you okay?
Luna: I'm alright dudes.
Ironclad: Good.
Nico: And yes you all can come with.
Me: And next after the gears we'll use Elemental Swords.
Qin: Elemental Swords?
Me: Yep. Watch.
Camie: This will be cool.
Me: This is an Elemental Sword.
I pulled out a sword hilt and channeled Storm Style Chakra into it and it formed a blade made of Storm Chakra and it emitted the thunderous crackling of thunder from a Supercell Storm. The Sword also gave off a Magnetic Field and lightning of intensely strong power.
Me: This is called Stormsave!
Nico: COOL!
Me: Yep. They are swords made of Elemental Chakra. I invented the technique myself from my Ebonwu Squadron Self.
J.D. 2: (Through My Crest) Yep I gave him the idea and thought it was so cool.
Nico: That is an awesome idea! Okay we'll do it.
Me: Awesome.
Catilla: Boss, which Gene Slammer do you think you'll meet next?
Nico: Bubble Crab next.
SpongeBob: (LAUGHS) Bubbles are cool.
Qin: They sure are.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes, the rainbow iris of his Third Eye, his cutie mark tattoo on his back and Thunderbolt cutie mark with circle of surrounding elements on his massive left pec glowed, and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more and our rainbow energy auras, rainbow protective auras, and rainbow fire auras flared up even more, as they sensed four dark energy signals with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figures were in the vision: the figures are none other than Black Phoenix, Black Pegasus, Black Dragon, Black Andromeda, and Black Cygnus, The Black Saints, and they're here for revenge on Lincoln for destroying them seven years ago. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Lincoln: Oh man.
Rayman: I can guess that we got big trouble heading our way. Lincoln, who was it that you saw?
Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and this is someone we're not going to like in the slightest. Seiya, Shiryu, Hyōga, Shun, Ikki, the figures we sensed belong to our old enemies: Black Phoenix, Black Pegasus, Black Dragon, Black Andromeda, and Black Cygnus, The Black Saints, and they're here for revenge on me for destroying them.
We gasped.
Me: Wait, you destroyed The Black Saints as well?
Pegasus Seiya: Yeah, that's right, Lincoln destroyed them seven years ago, and these guys are the opposite of us.
Mako Pegasus: They sure were, Seiya.
Regina Goodwin: Leave them to me and Lincoln, Seiya, we'll both make them pay.
Lincoln: Hold on, Regina, it's not just going to be the two of us.
Regina Goodwin: Wait, what?
Phoenix Ikki: Lincoln's right, if one of our old enemies are involved, then, we're also joining in as well.
Me: So, this is basically one of those battles where his old teammates also join in as well.
Dragon Shiryu: That is correct.
Cygnus Hyōga: This was a rule Lincoln wanted to establish in case any of our old enemies show up as well.
Andromeda Shun: We may not have been there when Hades came back along with Thanatos, but now that we're here, we'll give Lincoln and Regina a hand in dealing with The Black Saints.
Nico: Wow, that's some awesome planning Lincoln made seven years ago. Alright, gang, let's go, we're heading out to destroy that clone of The Headless Skateboarder.
Lincoln: That clone's going to get pummeled hard and then, he's going to be absorbed, and once we get done with him, you're next, Black Phoenix, Black Pegasus, Black Dragon, Black Andromeda, and Black Cygnus.
Regina Goodwin: There's absolutely no way we're letting you run free any longer, Black Saints, The Avatar of Earthbound Immortal Uru will claim your souls.
Lincoln put up a rainbow energy field around The World Tree Estate and all of us headed out to take down the clone of The Headless Skateboarder so that Lincoln can absorb him, and once we got done with him, Lincoln, Regina Goodwin, Pegasus Seiya, Dragon Shiryu, Cygnus Hyōga, Andromeda Shun, and Phoenix Ikki are going to destroy Black Phoenix, Black Pegasus, Black Dragon, Black Andromeda, and Black Cygnus, The Black Saints.
We were off to the skate park in the Gotham Royal York Park.
We arrived at the Skate Park in Gotham Royal York Park.
Cantwell: Here we are.
Vapor: I hope it hasn't done too much damage.
Louie: Only one way to find out
We walked around and saw that it was deserted.
Me: Whoa this park is a ghost town.
Xenia: Not literally. But it's scary.
Headless Scateboarder: (GHOSTLY VOICE) DUDE! OH DUDE!
We saw THE HEADLESS SKATEBOARDER!
SHAGGY AND SCOOBY AND MYSTERY INC. SCREAMED IN FRIGHT!
But he was shorter.
Me: Wait a second.
I pulled the pumpkin off and it was RED HERRING!
Me: Ha! Nice Try Red Herring!
Red Herring: (LAUGHS) I wanted to see if I still got it.
Me: Well you still got it.
Sakura Knudson: Yeah and you scared Shaggy and the gang but not me and bro.
Red Herring: (laughs) Okay, it wasn't me. But I just wanted to try it out like I did before. You didn't think it would be that easy, did ya?!
Tricloid: I was hoping it was.
X Ray: Oh well.
Me: It was a nice try though.
Eli: Yeah.
Roxy Rocket: We have the whole place to ourselves.
Qin: I think because the clone of the Headless Skateboarder scared everyone off.
Xenia: Yeah.
Horri Bull: What First?
Me: Well we're going to have to wait for him.
Eli: I'll sense for him.
Xenia: Okay.
Puppetmon: Should we eat something?
Me: I think we... (STOMACH GROWLS) Oh I guess we are a little hungry. And I lost my lunch all over May.
May: THAT WAS GROSS!
Me: I said I was sorry!
I formed a huge Ultimeatum tree and we got burgers.
Snarler: Lets dig in!
We got to eating.
Eli: (Eating) MMM!
Lana: Delicious!
Stacy Bolton: Yeah!
Camie: (EATING) Mmm!
Vector: Ah. I just like delicous food. Especially at a park.
Nico: It sure is.
Qin: It's gonna be a while before he gets here.
Eli: Yep.
Sabator: You think it's onto us?
Nurzak: That's a possibility.
Qin: Yeah.
Eli: I sense him. He's coming. 2,000 yards and closing.
Mr. Fizz: Anyone want soda?
Me: Oh sure.
He gave me some and I drank it all down.
Me: (Gulping)
I finished it.
Me: Ahh. (LOUD BELCH) Oh pardon me.
Alice Gehabach: At least you didn't get any on May this time?
Hydranoid: If that's possible.
Me: No way.
Qin: Yeah.
Me: Sorry May I can't believe I did that to you.
Vapor: What happened?
Me: I hurled my guts out all over May after Lana ate Another Ugly Sundae. Her breath smelled so horrible.
Brian: J.D. hurled as much as I did after finding out that I had sex with Quagmire's dad.
Captain Boomerang: (Australian Accent) Mate, you had no idea who you had sex with. And that's okay.
Me: Yeah.
Brian: (LAUGHS) You're right on that.
Nico: Yeah.
Eli: 1,000 yards and closing.
Stewie: I can't believe you didn't tell me Quagmire beat you up, Brian! I could've killed him for you!
Chan Lee: He's right, Brian.
Fourtress: You should always tell a friend this.
Brian: I know and I'm sorry I didn't.
Stewie: It's okay.
Qin: Good. But still Quagmire is gone and given the black gates.
Camie: Yeah.
Bizarro (laughs): Stewie probably wouldn't have blown Quagmire's brains out easily!
Solar Man: Translation: Stewie probably would have blown Quagmire's brains out easily.
Qin: He wouldn't have.
Me: (Nods)
Zenet Surrow: He must be close now.
Contestir: We better get ready
Eli: Yes 500 yards.
We got ready and hid.
Headless Skateboarder: (GHOSTLY VOICE) DUDE! OH DUDE!
He came fast up to the park and it was a clone of THE HEADLESS SKATEBOARDER!
He was looking around.
Headless Skateboarder: Where did you go dudes?!
Then the spirits of skateboarders came and swirled around him and then converged and then...
KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion blasted off above him and then a phoenix cry was heard and we came out and Ronnie Anne and Stacy kicked him down!
Stacy Bolton: No one messes with Skateparks!
Headless Skateboarder: OH NOW I'M REALLY MAD DUDES!
Wiggum: Hands where I can see em' dirtbag!
Headless Skateboarder: Like get out of my park! OH DUDE!
Luna: Bring it on!
She fired a wave of energy and blasted him and it knocked the pumpkin out and I caught it.
Me: Whoa! You need to quit while you're a-head! (LAUGHS) Get it?
Luan: (LAUGHS) Good one J.D.
Eddy: (LAUGHS) That was a good one!
Battletrap: What should we do with the head?
Stacy: I'll keep it. I want to have awesome talks with him.
Me: Cool cool. You are an awesome skater yourself.
Stacy: Gnarly dudes!
Fat Tony: It's still functioning without the head!?
Me: Well like the headless horseman, he can move and fight without one.
Xenia: Yeah!
Fat Tony: You're right.
I punched the clone in the stomach and kicked him down.
Missy and Jason charged at him.
Missy fired energy balls and blasted the clone down and Jason blasted him all over.
Xenia: Take that! And this!
She fired energy arrows.
Camie fired energy waves.
Lola: Yeah!
Me: And here is one of Stormsave's techniques. Watch. STORM STYLE: LIGHTNING FLOOD MAYSAK!
I swung my sword and it released a massive field of lightning that was powerful enough to light several cities for years and it electrocuted the Headless Skateboarder Clone on contact!
Qin: WHOA! That was powerful!
Xenia: Awesome!
Nico: Anyone got a rainbow skateboard?
Lincoln formed one.
Lincoln: Right here!
He zoomed fast and bashed the Headless Skateboarder Clone all over.
Poliwag got on a skateboard and rammed the clone down!
SMASH!
Stacy and Ronnie Anne and Rainbow Dash smashed the clone all over with awesome moves!
Otto Rocket: WOOHOO! YEAH!
Then Golden Glider, Black Adam, Jack O Lantern, Kite Man, Larxene, Pinky and the Brain, Jet, Melter, Mole Man, and Magneto came.
Nico: Golden Glider, Black Adam, Jack O Lantern, Kite Man, Larxene, Pinky and the Brain, Jet, Melter, Mole Man, and Magneto.
Golden Glider: I would like to skate here.
Black Adam: If it was an ice rink.
Jack O Lantern: He's got you there.
Nico: I think that can be arranged.
Kite Man: (to Nico) We heard you fought Steve, Laura, and Max.
Nico: Yep we sure did.
Magneto: (to Hawkgirl) Take good care of that Pidgeot.
Hawkgirl: I will.
Gorrox came.
Me: Gorrox! Up for another round I see.
Gorrox: Yep.
Me: Awesome.
Gorrox: Is the head still able to talk?
Headless Skateboarder Head: Like yeah I am!
Gorrox: Guess that answers that.
Qin: Yep.
Nico: Lets get it on!
Me: COME ON YOU APES! YOU WANNA LIVE FOREVER!?
We got the battles underway.
Volcana, Nanael, Camie, Himiko, Tsuyu, Kaoruku, Nemers the Sphinx, Pharaoh Atem, Teana, Yugi, Joey, Tea, Tristan, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Zuko and Azula VS Larxene, Marluxia, Evil Luxord, Demyx, Axel, Saix, Zexion, Megavolt, Yodo, LeFou, Lizard (Spiderman The Animated Series), and Lady Dorma - Nico's rescue was in Scorpion Ridge in Utah and we battled Laura, Steve and Max along with Boris and Natasha and Qadira Quicksand and Serena Honoua transformed against them and sent Laura, Steve and Max back to prison in our space prisons
Larxene was first.
Larxene (to Volcana): Nico's rescue was in Scorpion Ridge in Utah and he battled Laura, Steve and Max along with Boris and Natasha. Qadira Quicksand and Serena Honoua transformed against them and sent Laura, Steve and Max back to prison in our space prisons
Valcana: Yep and they have a terrible curse put on them by Lincoln. Laura, Max and Steve are paying for their greed.
Nanael: Big time and it's awesome.
Nemes the Sphinx: Good riddance there.
Sunset Shimmer: That was awesome and they did not expect all of us to face him too.
Pipsqueak: (British Accent) It was really fun and cool.
Sunburn: You got that right.
Larxene: Yeah no kidding! Lets do it!
Volcana used the Mighty Morphin gear and they fired waves of fire and blasted them down
Superman, Shizuka of Nadeshiko, Shifu, Alita (Panzer Dragoon OVA), Kyle (Panzer Dragoon OVA), Blau (Panzer Dragoon OVA), Peace the Pixie, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Timmy Turner, Trixie Tang, Tootie, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Catilla and Carnivac VS Pinky and The Brain, Chicken Boo, Katie Kaboom, Satan (Animaniacs), Stinkbomb, Sodarn Hinsane, Buddy (Animaniacs), Copper Cranium, Unicorn Fart Master, Universe 666 Supergiant, Universe 666 Ronan the Accuser, and Universe 666 Cull Obsidian - Us battling Another Cheese Monster, Light Angel Phantom Angelite, Glomburger Cheese, Cheese Reaper, Limburger Cheese Sandwich, Soup Squad, Mysterio, Whiplash, Miranda Frost, Jackson Chappell, Fault Zone, Slug King, Peanut Onion Sundae, Triple Gooberberry Sunrise Sundae, Scrappy Rex, Dr. Fetus, and Hamburger People & Mustard Men who were the Embodiments of Supernova Zap and Melon Mint
Pinky and The Brain were next.
Brain (to Superman): Nico, Derpy's team, Cheese Monster's team, and the others did good battling Another Cheese Monster, Light Angel Phantom Angelite, Glomburger Cheese, Cheese Reaper, Limburger Cheese Sandwich, Soup Squad, Mysterio, Whiplash, Miranda Frost, Jackson Chappell, Fault Zone, Slug King, Peanut Onion Sundae, Triple Gooberberry Sunrise Sundae, Scrappy Rex, Dr. Fetus, and Hamburger People & Mustard Men. They were the Embodiments of Supernova Zap and Melon Mint
Superman: They sure did and it was funny and awesome. Lana ate the Ugly Sundae and her breath made J.D., Mung and Chowder throw up all over May.
Shizuka: Yeah that's was awesome and funny.
Peace: It sure was and Nico got drenched in Cheese Sauce.
Twilight Sparkle: That was so funny.
Starshine Sparkle: It sure was.
Spyro: Yeah that's was funny too. He and May and the Mascots licked him all over.
Pinky: Licked him all over what?
BLAM!
Pinky got bashed on his head with a crowbar!
Pinky laughed crazily.
Pinky: (LAUGHS STUPIDLY) NARF!
WHAT AN IDIOT!
Brain: Shut up stupid. Lets do it!
Superman used the Mighty Morphin gear and they fired waves of energy and magic and smashed them down.
Aquaman, Snow White, Daisuke Yamamoto, Gyro Man, Yínhé Lóng, Pie Pie Mermaid, Kuune the Cockatrice, Fluttershy, Twilight Sparkle, Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo, Silverstream, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Gus Garv and Tricloid VS Melter, Grizzly, Living Laser, Titanium Man, Crimson Dynamo, Moonstone, Blizzard, Yost Viper, Evil Pyre Woman, Spike Rosered, Starman EXE, and Princess Snake- Lincoln's rescue in The Nightmare Room, this time, it's to help Alex Sanders break the time loop that he's been caught in thanks to the diary in his new desk, and after that, we wen to destroy Herrscher of the Void from Honkai Impact 3rd
Melter was next.
Melter (To Aquaman): I heard Lincoln's rescue in The Nightmare Room. This time, it was to help Alex Sanders break the time loop that he's been caught in thanks to the diary in his new desk, and after that, Lincolm went to destroy Herrscher of the Void from Honkai Impact 3rd
Aquaman: They sure did and it was so awesome.
Snow White: It sure was.
Kuune: It was really fun too.
Rarity: Indeed it was darlings.
Sweetie Belle: Yeah it sure was amazing.
Gill Grunt: You got that right.
Melter: Yep. Lets do it!
Aquaman used the Mighty Morphin Gear and they fired waves of water, ice and jewels and smashed them down.
Green Arrow, Kento of Hardrock, Keiichiro, Veronica Tesla, Claudia Kipinsk, Nancianna Sakurai, Mina the Harpy, Harpie Girl, Harpie Lady, Harpie Oracle, Harpie Queen, Harpie Channeler, Harpie Lady Sisters, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Seabreeze, Life Skylanders, Horri Bull and Hotlink VS Jack O Lantern, Molten Man, Electro, Yost Rhino, Yost Venom, UA Carnage, Yost Sandman, Rishu, El Jefe, Arachnid Woman, Ember Woman, and Atomic Woman - Luna had a HORRENDOUSLY HORRIBLE NIGHTMARE
Jack O Lantern was next.
Jack O Lantern (to Green Arrow): Luna had a HORRENDOUSLY HORRIBLE NIGHTMARE. What was it about?
Green Lantern: It was horrible! She dreamed Sam went mad and killed her and slashed her head off!
THEY GASPED!
Rishu: That's horrible! Sam would never do that to Luna!
Mina: No she wouldn't! That was awful!
Fluttershy: That is awful! Luna had a really awful dream and Sam would never do that.
Tornado Bolt: Yeah that was terrible! She was thinking about her fraud parents.
Seabreeze: (Swedish Accent) Yeah that was awful.
Stealth Elf: Poor Luna.
Jack O Lantern: Yeah. Hope she gets better. Lets do it!
Green Arrow used the Mighty Morphin Gear and they fired waves of energy, leaves, grass, flowers and fruit and smashed them down.
Wonder Woman, Silica, Estella Skyla, Elaine Wittgenstein, Gem Cavvenport, Olivia Orrovia, Rei the Ghost, Casper, Kat Harvey, Pearl (Casper), Danny Phantom, Sam Manson, Tucker, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo , Air Skylanders, Jesse Glenn, and Snarler VS Kite Man, King Shark, Evil Killer Frost, Evil Livewire, Evil Volcana, Evil Poison Ivy, El Diablo, Yost Vulture, Kazarina, Roll (Wily), Cenicienta (Sailor Moon), and Stoica- The news showed that NUMEROUS terrorists were arrested all over the city in 1 hour!
Kite Man was next.
Kite Man (to Wonder Woman): The news showed that NUMEROUS terrorists were arrested all over the city in 1 hour! Was it you guys?
Wonder Woman: It was actually Pina Colada Plant that helped along with the team's ground penetrating radar which really brought them down.
Silica: Over 830,000 terrorists arrested in one hour.
Rei: That had to be a record.
Rainbow Dash: Yeah that's was awesome!
Scootaloo; It sure was!
Whirlwind: It was awesome and fun.
Kite Man: Wow! That is so cool! Lets do it!
Wonder Woman used the Mighty Morphin Gear and they fired waves of wind, rainbows and lightning and smashed them down.
Flash, Fiona Hernandez, Ancient Fairy Dragon, Black Winged Dragon, Power Tool Dragon, Life Stream Dragon, The Worst, Selina Logan, Homer, Bart, Lisa Simpson, Marge, Maggie, Milhouse, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Lync Volan and Nurzak VS Golden Glider, Captain Cold, Toyman, Shade, Grodd, Grundy, Black Manta, Pink Ranger Slayer, Hades Beast Manticore, Clawbster, Dark Troll, and Hades Fungal Beast Mold - 710 Terrorist cells were arrested. Good riddance
Golden Glider was next.
Golden Glider (to Flash): 710 Terrorist cells were arrested. Good riddance!
Flash: Yeah no kidding!
Fiona Hernandez: May God have mercy on their worthless souls.
The Worst: I agree there!
Selina Logan: They brought it all on themselves.
Pinkie Pie: What a bunch of stupid party poopers got what was coming!
Maud Pie: (Monotonously) They deserved it.
Featherweight: I agree there too.
Sprocket: Same here.
Golden Glider: Yep. Lets do it!
Flash used the Mighty Morphin gear and they fired waves of metal, gears and lightning and smashed them down.
Batman, Suriko the Titania, Helen Anderson, Tirion Fordring, Alexstrasza, Ysera, Doppel the Doppelganger, Martian Manhunter, Miss Martian, Catwoman, Starfire, Wonder Woman, Trina Thing, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Alice Gehabach and Spectra Phantom VS Black Adam, Shade, Grodd, Grundy, Toyman, Captain Cold, Golden Glider, Madame Woe, Universe 666 Thanos, Universe 666 Ebony Maw, Evil Manta, and Universe 666 Proxima Midnight - The Headless Skateboarder is next
Black Adam was next.
Black Adam (to Batman): The Headless Skateboarder is next. What can you tell me about that one?
Batman: The Headless Skateboarder was the disguise of Al who ran a skateboarding arena here. And he was using that as a cover for his true operation which was to smuggle drugs using dolphins with remote controlled collars.
Suriko: That was crazy! They were using the dolphins from the Marine Institute that Velma's aunt works at.
Doppel: Yeah that's was awful!
Starlight Glimmer: Al and Sandy Sneakers got life in federal prison for their crimes.
Cozy Glow: They were bad news.
Hex: No kidding.
Black Adam: Geez! Lets do it!
Batman used the Mighty Morphin Gear and they fired waves of skulls, blood, bones, ghosts, lightning, stars and magic and smashed them down.
Green Lantern, Amelia Waverley, Amelia Bradford, Rainbow Faces, Princess Rose, Dance Princess of The Ice Barrier, Chocola the Easter Bunny, Jack Skellington, Sally, Dr. Finkelstein, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Chan Lee and Volt Luster VS Jet (Avatar), Vaatu, Universe 666 Azula, Universe 666 Ozai, Admiral Zhao, Universe 666 Sozin, Universe 666 Azulon, Walter Wolf, Universe 666 Riot, Universe 666 Animated Carnage, Universe 666, 2007 Venom, and Universe 666, 2021 Carnage - The Headless Skateboarder was really Al who was part of a drug smuggling gang
Jet was next.
Jet (to Green Lantern): The Headless Skateboarder was really Al who was part of a drug smuggling gang. Dare I ask which drugs were involved.
Green Lantern: Some things are best left unsaid.
Amelia Waverley: But at least the gang was all captured.
Chocola: Thank goodness there.
Applejack: No kidding. I'm glad those hoodlums were stopped.
Apple Bloom: Thank goodness for that.
Flashwing: Same here.
Jet: I agree there too. Lets do it!
Green Lantern used the Mighty Morphin Gear and they fired waves of energy, earth, rock, mud, boulders and smashed them down
Hawkgirl, Angel (X-Men), Yusuke Amamiya, Cassandra Alexander, Janner Wingfeather, Tink Wingfeather, Molestache, Ayaka Laurence, Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Amy Rose, Sally Acorn, Maria Robotnik, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Lena Isis and Zenet Surrow VS Magneto, Sabretooth, Toad, Pyro, Juggernaut, Dark Phoenix, Selene, Libra Zodiarts, Owlman, Prometheus, Evil Kirby, and Sharpclaw - The Headless Skateboarder is terrorizing the Skate Park and Stacy and Otto Rocket and friends are not going to take that laying down
Magneto was next.
Magneto (to Hawkgirl): The Headless Skateboarder is terrorizing the Skate Park. Stacy and Otto Rocket and friends are not going to take that laying down.
Hawkgirl: No they aren't and you know how much they love to skateboard.
Angel (X-Men): That is for sure and they love it.
Molestache: I agree there too.
Ayaka Laurence: Same here.
Princess Celestia: I agree there. Stacy and Otto are not going to take that laying down.
King Solar: If it involves skateboarding it's personal.
Solar Eclipsa: Yeah that's is for sure.
Amber Morning: I agree there too.
Spotlight: Same here.
Magneto: I do too. Lets do it!
Hawkgirl used the Mighty Morphin Gear and they fired waves of wind and light and blasted them down.
Martian Manhunter, Felix the Cat, Blind Maria Johnson, Pan, Bambi, Goldie (Felix the Cat), Nereid the Water Wing Angel, Chill, Avril the Frost Elf, Sirocco (Imaginators), Undine (Monster Rancher), Zarya Moonwolf, January Moonwolf, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Mason Brown and Battletrap VS Mole Man, Titanium Man, Crimson Dynamo, Melter, Grizly, Griffin, Living Laser, Peg Leg Pete, Madame Catastrophe, Metamorphosis, Hocus Pocus, and Fortress Crab Ω - The Headless Skateboarder is going down big time
Mole Man was next.
Mole Man (to Martian Manhunter): The Headless Skateboarder is going down big time. It doesn't matter if he has no head.
Martian Manhunter: That is indeed correct there.
Felix: That is for sure and It will be fun and awesome.
Nereid: That you can be confident of.
Princess Luna: Yeah and it will be awesome and cool.
Moondust: Yeah no kidding.
Snowdrop: You got that right.
Gari: Yeah.
Blackout: Yep that will be awesome.
Mole Man: Indeed. Lets do it!
Martian Manhunter used the Mighty Morphin gear and they fired waves of energy and darkness and smashed them down
Ninja Steel Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Drive Riders, Nico, May, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS (Gorrox)
Gorrox was next.
Gorrox: Boy this is an awesome and radical time for Otto and Stacy.
Nico: You got that right.
May: It's fun.
Gorrox: It sure is. Lets do it!
Nico teleported and opened his safe and in it was a bunch of blasters called the Destroyers of The Headless Skateboarder, they are a massive collection of blasters that'll really put the hurt on that clone of The Headless Skateboarder and one blast from the blasters will hurt him badly.
Nico teleported back with them.
Ninja Steel Rangers: IT'S MORPHIN TIME! POWER STARS! LOCK IN! READY! NINJA SPIN!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! NINJA STEEL!
Drive Riders: HENSHIN!
They all transformed and were ready!
Nico: YEAH! Lets get him!
Ninja Steel Rangers: NINJA STEEL! FINAL STRIKE!
They fired waves of energy and elements and element blades and the blasts all hit Gorrox and he exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
He was dead!
Nico: Gorrox you have failed this city!
Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.
We regrouped
Emma: Time for pink power!
Tsukasa: But for me, it's magenta!
Kamen Ride: Forever Pink!
Tsukasa turned into the Pink Rangers and Daiki summoned clones of the pink rangers.
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! FOREVER PINK!
They turned into the Pink Rangers from Time Force, Lightspeed Rescue, Lost Galaxy, In Space, Turbo, and Zeo!
Maria: (TURNS DIAL) COZY GLOW BUTTKICKERS 6!
She summoned Techno Pirate, Chaos Cozy Glow, Black Rainbow, Fortuneteller (Kingdom Hearts), Sköll and Universe 666 Cozy Glow!
Qin: OH YEAH!
We went at the clone and smashed and pulverized it!
Luna: Alright, Mr. Headless, now you're really going to get it.
Suddenly, Luna's blue eyes turned neon blue and she was surrounded by a rainbow energy aura with stars, water, ocean waves, ice, ocean waves, snow, ice crystals, sirens, music notes, mermaids, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her massive Luna Loud's Almighty Sirens' Melodious Music Ocean Maelstrom Greatsword of Mermaid Siren Melodious Oceanic Justice and Oceanic Rock Love from her back, and as she approached the Headless Skateboarder clone, she left rainbow energy, stars, water, ocean waves, ice, ocean waves, snow, ice crystals, sirens, music notes, mermaids, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Luna: There is absolutely no words that can describe how much you make me sick, dude. You terrorized the gang for the last final time, I hope you're ready to suffer the consequences.
SUDDENLY, AN EXTREMELY MASSIVE AND INCREDIBLY POWERFUL RAINBOW FIRE EXPLOSION BLASTED OUT OF LUNA WITH INCREDIBLY DEVESTATING AND UNBELIEVABLE FORCE! THE EXPLOSION WAS SO INTENSELY POWERFUL THAT EVERYONE IN 900,000,000,000,000 UNIVERSES FELT IT, AND THEN, IT FORMED INTO A MASSIVE JET OF RAINBOW FIRE AND IT FLEW OUT OF THE INFINITELY VAST WEB OF GALAXIES AND FORMED INTO A POWERFUL RAINBOW FIRE MERMAID, SIREN, PHOENIX, AND ANGEL! IT CRIED INTENSELY WITH AMAZING POWER, AND THEN, THE RAINBOW FIRE MERMAID, SIREN, PHOENIX, AND ANGEL WENT BACK TO EARTH AND LUNA GAINED AN INTENSELY POWERFUL AND SUPERCHARGED ASTRONOMICAL POWER BOOST!
Suddenly, Luna was surrounded by a massive vortex of rainbow energy with stars, water, ocean waves, ice, ocean waves, snow, ice crystals, and music notes surrounding the vortex, there are sirens, mermaids, phoenixes, and angels flying and swimming around the vortex, and in the vortex is a purple phoenix with red eyes glaring at The Headless Skateboarder Clone: the red eyes of eternal death.
Suddenly, The Unity Crystals on my massive J.D. Knudson's Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Universal True Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Justice and The Unity Crystals on Lincoln's massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Greatsword of True Almighty Cosmic United Friendship Universal Storm Hope Elemental Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds glowed with very intense brightness, and then, The Unity Crystals fired a beam of light into Luna's massive Luna Loud's Almighty Sirens' Melodious Music Ocean Maelstrom Greatsword of Mermaid Siren Melodious Oceanic Justice and Oceanic Rock Love, and then, it glowed, and then surrounding the massive vortex of rainbow energy with stars, water, ocean waves, ice, ocean waves, snow, ice crystals, and music notes surrounding the vortex, there are sirens, mermaids, phoenixes, and angels flying and swimming around the vortex, and in the vortex is a purple phoenix with red eyes glaring at The Headless Skateboarder Clone: the red eyes of eternal death is a MASSIVE VORTEX OF RAINBOW LIGHT AND ENERGY AND FIRE, ICE, WATER, WIND, LIGHTNING, EARTH, LAVA, LIGHT, DARKNESS, CRYSTALS, WOOD, STARS, TIME, NATURE, GRAVITY, BLOOD, MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, RAINBOW CRYSTALS, RAINBOW SUPER LIGHTNING, RAINBOW FIRE, SAND, BLUE FIRE, BUBBLES, STEAM, NEBULONIC GAS, SUNS, AURORA, LIGHT MAGIC, DARK MAGIC, BLACK MAGIC, SATANIC MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, EXPLOSIONS, AND ATOMIC RADIATION EXPLODED OUT OF HER AND HER POWER WAS REALLY AND RAPIDLY INCREASING AT AN EXPONENTIAL RATE AT A MASSIVE LEVEL!
Nico: HOLY GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!
Sam S. Loud: Whoa!
Lincoln, The Loud Siblings, and The Loud Parents: INCREDIBLE!
The Headless Skateboarder Clone: I'LL KILL YOU, BITCH!
The Headless Skateboarder Clone ran at the vortex to kill Luna, but blasts of water and ice were fired and they flattened that bastard and he was sent flying into a wall Lincoln formed and he crashed into it.
THEN, THE WORLD TREE ESTATE, THE TREE OF HARMONY, AND ALL OF THE POWERFUL LANDS OF EQUESTRIA GLOWED AND THEIR ENERGY FLOWED INTO LUNA! THEN, AS SOON AS THE VORTEX FADED, LUNA EMERGED FOREVER CHANGED!
Luna grew from 7'9" to 8'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has gold metal bands on her biceps and thighs, and she now has twelve large purple orbs orbiting around her legs, she has purple highlights in the bangs of her long brown hair and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon blue eyes and a rainbow energy aura with stars, water, ocean waves, ice, ocean waves, snow, ice crystals, sirens, music notes, mermaids, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and immense protective rainbow aura with elements swirling around it, she has three rainbow mermaids and sirens holding the Water and Ice Kanjis in their hands emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with rainbow iris, she has on mermaid earrings with purple gems for eyes and holding the Water, Ice, and Eternity Kanjis in their hands, she has on her Crystal Necklace of the Buddha with purple gems on the gold water drop links and purple crystal links and purple mermaid-shaped Element of Harmony and below the Element of Harmony is a mermaid with purple gems for eyes and holding the Water, Ice, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands for the pendant and white and gold accented choker on her neck, she has on a sleeveless white shirt with an ocean blue phoenix, purple skirt with ocean waves and snowflakes on it, black pants with water drops and snowflakes on it, purple leather knee-high boots, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with stars, water, ocean waves, ice, ocean waves, snow, ice crystals, sirens, music notes, mermaids, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back are mermaids and sirens with ocean waves and snowflakes surrounding them and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with phoenixes, mermaids, and angels surrounding a purple gem with neon glowing purple lights equipped with recognition of her and fits an infinite number of items and component for her Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in. Suddenly, Luna felt a sharp pain on her back and then, her massive brown angel wings with purple and aqua blue tips on the large brown feathers grew much bigger for her new body and her eleven massive and long brown wolf tails with purple tips and purple markings grew larger and longer for her new body, she has on a Ring of The Phoenix with large purple gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Blue Lantern Corps ring on her left ring finger and wedding ring on her left pinkie finger, and her cutie mark is on her right shoulder, and she has on purple fingerless gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on the back and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Luna's massive Luna Loud's Almighty Sirens' Melodious Music Ocean Maelstrom Greatsword of Mermaid Siren Melodious Oceanic Justice and Oceanic Rock Love and all the other greatswords and swords she'd gotten began merging together and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of rainbow energy, stars, water, ocean waves, snowflakes, ice crystals, mermaids, sirens, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Luna Loud's Cosmic Eternal Almighty Sirens' Melodious Music Ocean Maelstrom Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Almighty Sirens' Melodious Music Ocean Maelstrom Phoenix God Angel Love, it's a brand-new large greatsword with embedded purple and aqua blue gems and the Sirens etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged aqua blue blade, large ocean blue mermaid heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt and large ocean blue and purple gems embedded in the foreheads, longer ocean blue handle, four large angel heads with ocean blue gems for eyes and a mermaid head with ocean blue gems for eyes and large aqua blue and purple gem in its mouth on the bottom of the angel heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold Bracers of the Champions of The Universe with large rainbow gems on her wrists, Dragon Ball Bracelet, gem-shaped Elemental Shield of Harmony, and wrist computer on the left gold Bracer, large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with large siren head with rainbow gems for eyes and a large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a purple kanji with water drops and snowflakes in between the kanji below the mermaids and sirens that said, "Luna Loud Also Known as Luna Frost, Third Born and Third Eldest of The Loud Family, Loving Guardian and Older Sister of Lincoln Loud, Loving Sister of Her Many Siblings, Loving Eldest Daughter of Rita and Lynn Sr., Loving Wife of Sam Sharp Loud, Loving Mother of Whitney, Amazing and Talented Rockstar, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Descendant of 17th Century Bard Luna of Loch Loud in Scotland, Archenemy of Morris Bench Also Known as Hydro Man, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Kiyomori Taira, and Nate Krenshikov, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Emissary and Champion of The Sirens, Defender of The Loud House and The Loud Family, and Master of Water, Music, Ice, Phoenixes, and Angels"
ルナ・フロストとしても知られるルナ・ラウド、ラウド家の三番目に生まれ、三番目に長男、リンカーン・ラウドの愛情深い後見人であり姉、彼女の多くの兄弟の愛情深い妹、リタとリン・シニアの愛情深い長女、サム・シャープ・ラウドの愛情深い妻、ホイットニーの愛情深い母、驚くべき才能のあるロックスター、破壊者にして悪を滅ぼす者、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、スコットランドのラウド湖の17世紀の吟遊詩人ルナの子孫、宿敵ハイドロマンとしても知られるモリス・ベンチ、モラグ・マクラフリン、平清盛、ネイト・クレンシコフの破壊者、チーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストームの驚くべきメンバー、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者、擁護者、そして救世主、友情とエレメントの力のマスター、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、ラウドハウスとミシガンの救世主、真の不滅のヒーロー、数多くの素晴らしく強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、忍び木の葉隠れの村、チーム ラウド フェニックス ストームの多くの支部チームのメンバー、サイレンの使者およびチャンピオン、ラウド ハウスとラウド ファミリーの擁護者、そして水、音楽、氷、フェニックス、天使の達人
Luna Loud has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-MERMAID-SIREN-GOD-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY SIREN MELODIOUS MAELSTROM ARCTIC SNOW MELODIOUS WATER ICE MERMAID PHOENIX GOD ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY SIREN MELODIOUS MAELSTROM ARCTIC SNOW MELODIOUS WATER ICE MERMAID PHOENIX GOD ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY SIREN MELODIOUS MAELSTROM ARCTIC SNOW MELODIOUS WATER ICE MERMAID PHOENIX GOD ANGEL HOPE!
We were really amazed by Luna's Super Angel-Mermaid-Siren-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation and when Sam saw her, she had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding, but when the clone of The Headless Skateboarder saw it, the bastard lost his mind and he ran at Leni to kill her, but Luna fired a massive barrage of rainbow energy, stars, water, ocean waves, snowflakes, ice crystals, mermaids, sirens, phoenixes, and angels at the clone of The Headless Skateboarder, and he got hit hard by the water and ice, he got back up, but now, he was mega Nth-Degree pissed off now!
Lincoln: (TRULY AMAZED BEYOND IMAGINATION) WHOA! LUNA, YOU'VE TRANSFORMED INTO YOUR SUPER ANGEL-MERMAID-SIREN-GOD-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA FORM!
Loud Kids and Parents: (TRULY AMAZED BEYOND IMAGINATION) YOU TRANSFORMED IN THE SAME WAY AS LINCOLN AND J.D.!
Me: (AMAZED) HOLY CRAP!
Nico: (AMAZED) SO AWESOME! NOW, YOU'RE GARBAGE, CHOWDERHEAD!
Luna: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Almighty Siren Melodious Maelstrom Arctic Snow Melodious Water Ice Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Almighty Siren Melodious Maelstrom Arctic Snow Melodious Water Ice Mermaid Phoenix God Angel Love) Indeed he is. Alright, time to send you straight to a place far worse than Hell.
Max Goof: Not before I also transform and join in.
Me: Go get him!
Max Goof: Okay, I've had it up to hear with you.
Suddenly, Max Goof's deep blue eyes turned neon deep blue and he was surrounded by a white and red energy aura with stars, crosses, angels, swords, light, darkness, keys, phoenixes, and angels, he unholstered his Max Goof's Heavenly Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Keyblade of Justice from his back, and as he approached The Headless Skateboarder clone, he left white and red energy, stars, crosses, angels, swords, light, darkness, keys, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Max Goof: Even though you're just a clone of The Headless Skateboarder, you're still just as bad as ever, and you might as well consider this your last ride, because you're now heading for a long ride straight to Hell, you headless skateboarding ghoul.
Suddenly, Max Goof was surrounded by a massive vortex of white and red energy with swords, light, darkness, crosses, stars, and keys surrounding the vortex, there's a massive army of angels, phoenixes, and angels flying around the vortex, and inside the vortex is a gold phoenix with blood red eyes glaring at The Headless Skateboarder clone: the red eyes of eternal death, and lights shined down from the Heavens and a divine choir of Angels sang and hellfire arose from Hell as the demons howled and screamed with fury and rage. Then, as the vortex faded, Max Goof emerged, but he was changed forever.
Max Goof grew from 8'3" to 8'5" in height, his massive and powerful muscles grew much bigger and he still retained his eight-pack abs, he has large gold metal bands on his massive biceps and thighs and he now has twelve large crimson red orbs orbiting around his legs, he has red highlights in the bangs of his long black hair and he has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind his head, he has neon deep blue eyes and a white and red energy aura with stars, crosses, angels, swords, light, darkness, keys, Keyblades, phoenixes, and angels surrounding him and immense rainbow protective aura with the elements swirling around it, he has an Angel holding a Keyblade in its right hand and the Light and Eternity Kanjis in its left hand emblazoned on his forehead and Third Eye with deep blue iris, he has on his Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with red gems embedded in the gold sun links and deep blue crystal links and a red angel-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom of the angel-shaped Element of Harmony is an Angel with deep blue gems for eyes and holding the Light and Eternity Kanjis in its hands for the pendant and he has on a white and gold-accented choker on his neck, Max Goof has on a crimson red shirt with gold phoenix on it, long dark blue jeans, black knee-high boots, white gloves, and long long-sleeved white trenchcoat with stars, crosses, angels, swords, light, darkness, keys, Keyblades, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back of the coat is The Disney Castle and above one of the towers is an Archangel with a Keyblade in its right hand and sword in left hand surrounded by Keyblades and above the Archangel is a Hidden Mickey icon, Crown pendant, Keyblade, and the symbol of Kingdom Hearts and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with phoenixes and angels surrounding a crimson red gem with neon crimson red lights equipped with recognition of him and fits an infinite number of items and component for his Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in. Suddenly, Max Goof felt a sharp pain on his now wider and more muscular back, and then, his massive white angel wings with golden tips on the large white feathers grew much bigger for his new body, Max Goof has on his Ring of The Phoenix with large deep red gem with heart-shaped gem embedded in it on his right ring finger and a Blue Lantern Ring on his left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in his left hand.
Suddenly, Max Goof's massive Max Goof's Heavenly Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Keyblade of Justice and all the greatswords and swords he'd gotten began merging together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of white and red energy, stars, crosses, angels, swords, light, darkness, keys, Keyblades, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Max Goof's Cosmic Eternal Heavenly Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Phoenix God Angel Keyblade of Cosmic Eternal Heavenly Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Phoenix God Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive Keyblade with embedded colored gems and Hidden Mickey icon, Sora's Crown pendant, Keyblade, Archangel, and the symbol of Kingdom Hearts etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged crimson red blade, large white angel wings for the Keyblade's guard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt and blue cat's eye pupils and large red gems on top of the blue cat's eye pupils embedded in the forehead, longer midnight black handle, four large white angel heads with deep blue gems for eyes and large white angel head with red gem in its mouth on the bottom of the angel heads for the pommel, the Three Wayfinders of Terra, Aqua, and Ventus surrounded by silver angel wings for the keychain links, and the keychain's token the silhouettes of Mickey, Donald, and Goofy, he has on his brand-new large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with red gems on his wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet and wrist computer on his left gold Bracer, his new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a golden Mickey head with blue gems for eyes for the belt buckle on his waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on his right hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip. There's a gold kanji with stars and crescent moons in between the kanji below Disney Castle that said, "Max Goof, Champion of The College Xtreme Games, Loving Only Son of Goofy, Childhood Friend of Pete Junior and Bobby Zimmeruski, Friend to Many, Loving Boyfriend of Roxanne, Ally and Partner of Leon Belmont, Humiliator of Bradley Uppercrust The Third, Destroyer of Walter Bernhard, Brave and Powerful Next Generation Knight of King Mickey's Court, Emissary and Champion of Gabriel The Archangel and The Archangels, Wielder of The Sword of Gabriel and Chosen Wielder of The Keyblade, Member of Team Light Key, Archenemy of The Headless Skateboarder, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Light, Darkness, The Keyblade, Phoenixes, and the Angels and Archangels"
マックス・グーフ、カレッジ・エクストリーム・ゲームのチャンピオン、グーフィーの愛する一人息子、ピート・ジュニアとボビー・ジンメルスキーの幼なじみ、多くの友人、ロクサーヌの愛するボーイフレンド、レオン・ベルモントの同盟者でありパートナー、ブラッドリー・アッパークラスト・ザ・サードの屈辱者、破壊者ウォルター・ベルンハルト、ミッキー王の宮廷の勇敢で強力な次世代騎士、ガブリエルの大天使と大天使の使者でありチャンピオン、ガブリエルの剣の使い手でありキーブレードの選ばれし使い手、チーム・ライト・キーのメンバー、首なしスケートボーダーの大敵、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情と要素の力のマスター、天のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラック・ゲート、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の神、正義、愛、慈悲、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、破壊者にして殺戮者邪悪で、錯乱し、殺人的で、無慈悲で、サディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、才能のある漫画作家でありビデオゲーマー、数多くの驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そして光と闇のマスター、キーブレード、フェニックス、そして天使と大天使
Max Goof has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-DISNEY KNIGHT-ARCHANGEL-GOD-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA DIVINE HEAVENLY LIGHT HELLISH DARKNESS SWORD STORM ARCHANGEL KEYBLADE PHOENIX GOD ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC HEAVENLY LIGHT HELLISH DARKNESS SWORD STORM ARCHANGEL KEYBLADE PHOENIX GOD ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC HEAVENLY LIGHT HELLISH DARKNESS SWORD STORM ARCHANGEL KEYBLADE PHOENIX GOD ANGEL HOPE!
We were amazed by Max Goof's Super Angel-Disney Knight-Archangel-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, and when Roxanne saw him, she had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding, but when The Headless Skateboarder clone saw it, he went mad with anger and rage and ran at Max to kill him, but Max Goof fired a massive barrage of white and red energy, stars, crosses, angels, swords, light, darkness, keys, Keyblades, phoenixes, and angels which hits The Headless Skateboarder clone and sent him flying into a wall, he got back up, but now, he was mega pissed now.
Max Goof: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Angelic Demonic Disney Knight Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Angelic Demonic Disney Knight Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix God Angel Hope) Alright, you ghoulish skateboarder, get ready to be turned into roadkill.
Seeryn blasted and smashed the clone all over.
We blasted and smashed it more!
Nico: You got it.
Swerve, Hotlink, Stacy Bolton and Otto Rocket used the Earth Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Swerve's weapons and Hotlink's Vulcan Gatling Cannon and Stacy and Otto's powers 100-fold
Stacy and Swerve: LASER SHARK THUNDERSTRIKE!
Otto and Hotlink: VULCAN LASER MEGABLAST!
Sora Takenouchi of Love and Fire and Springfield Mafia: PHOENIX FLAME MAFIA BLAST!
Lisa Simpson of Buddha Might and Cantwell: BUDDHA RAINBOW BLAST!
Homer Simpson of the Donuts and Wiggum: DONUT LAW BLAST!
Danny Phantom, Defender of Amity Park and Roxy Rocket: GHOST ROCKET BLAST!
Princess What's Her Name of Insectica and Bizarro: TOPSY TURVY FURY BLAST!
Yae the Lady Ninja and Mermaid and Puppetmon: MERMAID PUPPET BLAST!
Julie Yamamoto of the Galvanic Armor and Captain Boomerang: BOOMERANG FORCE BLAST!
Ben of the Million Aliens and Billy Numerous: ALIENS OF FURY BLAST STORM!
Gwen of the Anodyne Magic and Mr. Fizz: MAGIC OF ANODYNE BLAST!
Syd Chang of the Plants and U Foes: PLANT STORM BLAST!
Rainbow Dash, Storm Rainbow, Prism Bolt, Icy Storm, Overcast, Thunder Eagle-Hammer, Jessica Jumpstart, Air Turtle, Sharp Claws, Silverwing, Sky Blue, Echo Jazz-Wave, Terrorsaur the Pteranodon, Lightning Dust, Scootaloo, Echo Five, Pickle & Barley Barrel, Tornado Bolt, Rumble, Magma Gloom, Spitfire, Vapor Trail, Sky Stinger, Angel Wings, Soarin, Night Glider, Wind Socks, Cloudkicker, Blossomforth, Thunderlane, Cloud Chaser, Daring Do, Derpy Hooves, Flash Magnus, Indigo Zap, Lightning Bolt, Lemon Zest, Lemon Tart, Sour Sweet, Split Face, Sunny Flare, Fire Light, Sugarcoat, Smartsweet, Frosty Orange, Velvet Sky, Smolder the Dragon, Air Skylanders and Françoise: LIGHTNING STRIKE OF LOYALTY!
They fired waves of lightning and elements.
Rainbow Dash, Stacy Bolton, Otto Rocket and Ronnie Anne: SKATEBOARD RETRIBUTION BLAST STORM!
They fired waves of lightning and elements.
Lincoln: SKATE ELEMENT STYLE: RAINBOW SKATEBOARD!
Jessica Kaios: SKATEBOARD FIRE STYLE: FLAME BOARD!
Nanami: SKATE WATER STYLE: AQUA BOARD!
Julie Makimoto: SKATE EARTH STYLE: STONE BOARD!
Chie: SKATE WIND STYLE: CYCLONE BOARD!
Sari: SKATE LIGHTNING STYLE: THUNDER BOARD!
Lincoln and his harem: SKATE FINAL SMASH: BOARD EXPLOSION!
They fired explosive skateboards
Lincoln: Take this!
Lincoln punched the clone of The Headless Skateboarder super hard in the stomach and sent him flying into a wall that cracked and fell apart and he fell flat on his back. Then, Lincoln swung his massive greatsword like crazy and shredded The Headless Skateboarder Clone like crazy.
BUZZSAW NOISES!
Then, when Lincoln was done, The Headless Skateboarder Clone was absolutely slashed and brutally beaten and we were laughing hysterically.
Nicole: Sheesh, you tore him apart, Lincoln!
Then, Lincoln turned the tips of his tails into Cell's Stingers, and he stabbed them into The Headless Skateboarder's chest, and then, Lincoln began absorbing The Headless Skateboarder clone into his body as he and all of us assimilated all of his powers, strength, and abilities and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed along with his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flared up extremely and he began growing even stronger.
When Lincoln was done and the stingers changed back, nothing's left of The Headless Skateboarder clone, and he banished The Headless Skateboarder Clone to The Black Gates. Max Goof holstered his massive Keyblade on his back and powered down, and Max Goof's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, accessories, 28th Century backpack, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind his head, large twelve red orbs orbiting around his legs, Third Eye, and massive white angel wings are permanent.
Nico: Good riddance to that rampaging headless skateboarder ghoul.
Max Goof: That piece of trash deserves it big time.
Lincoln: Yeah, he deserves it big time. Now, there's one last thing to do and one last loose end to tie up: Black Phoenix, Black Pegasus, Black Dragon, Black Andromeda, and Black Cygnus, The Black Saints.
?: LINCOLN LOUD, YOU WILL PAY FOR WHAT YOU DID TO US!
Suddenly, the twelve large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the twelve large planets orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the Loud Sisters' legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the legs of The Loud's friends, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine and eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the eleven large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eleven coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Twilight Sparkle and her friends, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eleven large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eleven large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Takanuva's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands and our gold halos with four orbiting gold rings surrounding the corners behind our heads were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.
Lincoln formed a massive indestructible diamond barrier and it was also infused with absorption energy that protected all of us from a barrage of Cosmos blasts that came from nowhere and hit the barrier, but it stood strong as the Cosmos blasts hit and they were absorbed and they flowed into us and we grew even stronger.
Lincoln: (Catches the scent) There's no mistaking the scent of blood from anywhere, come out from the shadows, Black Phoenix, Black Pegasus, Black Dragon, Black Andromeda, and Black Cygnus, or we will force you out.
Four figures came out, they were none other than Black Phoenix, Black Pegasus, Black Dragon, Black Andromeda, and Black Cygnus, The Black Saints.
Lincoln: Black Phoenix, Black Pegasus, Black Dragon, Black Andromeda, and Black Cygnus, The Black Saints.
Pegasus Seiya: I should've known you four would be back. Looks like you're still sore about that fight seven years ago.
Black Pegasus: You will pay for what you did to us, you and Athena's Saints will all pay with your lives!
Regina Goodwin: Go to Hell, you piece of shit!
Selene Arcangela: Crap, you just stepped into deep shit!
Suddenly, Regina Goodwin's red eyes turned neon red and she was surrounded by a black and red energy aura with stars, darkness, red fire, spiders, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her massive golden greatsword from her back, and as she approached Black Phoenix, Black Pegasus, Black Dragon, Black Andromeda, and Black Cygnus, she left black and red energy, stars, darkness, red fire, spiders, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Regina Goodwin: You've got some nerve coming here and coming after Lincoln, you sore losers, and you know what, you five deserved to get your asses kicked seven years ago after everything you've done. But, now we find out you've come back for revenge against Lincoln, that is unforgivable, and for that, I will drag your miserable souls straight into the blackest depths of The Netherworld and put you all through something far worse than Hell!
Suddenly, Regina Goodwin was surrounded by a massive vortex of black and red energy with stars, darkness, and red fire surrounding the vortex, there are spiders, phoenixes, angels, and Dark Spider, Ground Spider, Informer Spider, Mother Spider, Relinquished Spider, Spyder Spider, Dark Tuner Spider Cocoon, and Earthbound Immortal Uru flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a black phoenix with the Spider Nazca Line on its stomach and red eyes glaring at The Black Saints: the red eyes of eternal death.
Me: HOLY SHIT!
Nico: Uh oh, this isn't gonna end well!
Lincoln: They better be glad that Roman isn't also here, but it's still going to end in a total bloodbath for those five.
Then, as the vortex faded, Regina Goodwin emerged, but she was changed forever and the wrath of The Avatar of Earthbound Immortal Uru and Fusion Gene-Slammer of The Spiders Duel Monsters is about to be unleashed on The Black Saints!
Regina Goodwin grew from 7'0" to 8'0" in height, she has large gold metal bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has twelve large black and red orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has red highlights in the bangs of her long black hair and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon red eyes and a black and red energy aura with stars, darkness, red fire, spiders, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she has Earthbound Immortal Uru and the Spider Duel Monsters emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with red iris, she has on spider earrings with red gems for eyes and holding the Star, Dark, and Eternity Kanjis in their legs, she also has Earthbound Immortal Uru with red gems for eyes and holding the Star, Dark, and Eternity Kanjis in its legs for the second pendant on the bottom of her orange hummingbird-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and red gems embedded on the gold lightning bolts, and she also has on a white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love on her neck. Regina Goodwin has on a sleeveless black crop top, sleeveless red vest, red skirt, black pants, red high-heeled boots, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, darkness, red fire, spiders, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is Earthbound Immortal Uru and the Spider Duel Monsters surrounded by darkness, red fire, and stars and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with phoenixes, spiders, and angels surrounding a red gem with neon glowing red lights equipped with recognition of her and fits an infinite number of items and component for her Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in. Suddenly, Regina Goodwin felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive black and red angel wings with red tips on the large black and red feathers grew much bigger for her new body and she also now has eleven massive and long black wolf tails with red tips and red markings, Regina Goodwin has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large red gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Regina Goodwin's massive gold greatsword and all the greatswords and swords that she'd gotten began to merge together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of black and red energy, stars, darkness, spiders, red fire, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Regina Goodwin's Cosmic Eternal Darkness Red Fire Spider Earthbound Immortal Uru Avatar Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Darkness Red Fire Spider Earthbound Immortal Uru Avatar Phoenix Angell Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded red gems and Earthbound Immortal Uru and the Spider Monsters etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged midnight black blade, large black spider heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large red gems embedded in their foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large black spider heads with red gems for eyes and on the bottom of the large black spider heads is a large black spider head with red gems for eyes and red gem in its mouth for the pommel, Regina Goodwin has on her brand-new large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with large red gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet and wrist computer on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Earthbound Immortal Uru's head with red gems for eyes and large red gem in its mouth for the belt buckle and gold versions of The Spider Duel Monsters' heads with red gems for eyes and red gems in their mouths around the belt on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a red kanji with red flames and crescent moons in between the kanji below Earthbound Immortal Uru and the Spider Duel Monsters that said, "Regina Goodwin, Fusion Gene-Slammer of Dark Spider, Ground Spider, Informer Spider, Mother Spider, Relinquished Spider, Spyder Spider, Dark Tuner Spider Cocoon, and Avatar of Earthbound Immortal Uru, Master of Darkness, Spiders, and Red Fire, Loving Daughter of Roman Goodwin, Red Spider Queen, True Immortal and Omnipotent Powerful Warrior of The Universe, Most Powerful Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Despiser and Destroyer of Dark Lori, Dark Lynn, Dark Lola, Dark Lisa, and Dark Luan, Destroyer of The Black Saints, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Darkness, Red Fire, Phoenixes, Angels, and Earthbound Immortal Uru and The Spider Duel Monsters"
レジーナ・グッドウィン、ダーク・スパイダーのフュージョン・ジーン・スラマー、グラウンド・スパイダー、インフォーマー・スパイダー、マザー・スパイダー、放棄されたスパイダー、スパイダー・スパイダー、ダーク・チューナー・スパイダー・コクーン、そして地縛不滅のウルのアバター、闇、スパイダー、そしてレッド・ファイアのマスター、愛する娘ローマン・グッドウィン、レッド・スパイダー・クイーン、宇宙の真の不滅で全能の強力な戦士、最も強力で愛情深い守護天使、そしてリンカーン・ラウドの将来の妻、ダーク・ロリ、ダーク・リン、ダーク・ローラ、ダーク・リサ、そしてダーク・ルアンの軽蔑者であり破壊者、ブラック・セインツの破壊者、チーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストームの驚くべきメンバー、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の保護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情の力の達人そして、エレメント、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、悪の破壊者とスレイヤー、錯乱した、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そして闇のマスター、レッドファイア、フェニックス、天使、そして地縛不滅のウルと蜘蛛のデュエルモンスターズ
Regina Goodwin has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-EARTHBOUND IMMORTAL URU AVATAR-SPIDER DUEL MONSTERS-GOD-SPIDER-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA INFERNAL RED FIRE DARKNESS EARTHBOUND IMMORTAL URU AVATAR SPIDER DUEL MONSTERS GODDESS PHOENIX GOD ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL INFERNAL RED FIRE DARKNESS EARTHBOUND IMMORTAL URU AVATAR SPIDER DUEL MONSTERS GODDESS PHOENIX GOD ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL INFERNAL RED FIRE DARKNESS EARTHBOUND IMMORTAL URU AVATAR SPIDER DUEL MONSTERS GODDESS PHOENIX GOD ANGEL LOVE!
We were amazed by Regina Goodwin's Super Angel-Earthbound Immortal Uru Avatar-Spider Duel Monsters-Spider-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when The Black Saints saw it, they went mad with rage and ran at her to kill her, but Regina Goodwin fired a massive barrage of black and red energy, stars, darkness, red fire, spiders, phoenixes, and angels which hit The Black Saints and sent them flying into a tree, they got back up and they were now really enraged.
Carly Atlas: Incredible, Regina's transformed.
Selene Arcangela: Oh shit, Regina Goodwin's transformed?! This is going to end badly for The Black Saints.
Lincoln: Without a doubt, we all know and saw what happens to those who cross The Good Avatars of The Earthbound Immortals, it never ends well, and now, he's about to learn that lesson the hard way.
Regina Goodwin: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Infernal Red Fire Darkness Earthbound Immortal Uru Spiders Duel Monsters Goddess Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Infernal Red Fire Darkness Earthbound Immortal Uru Spiders Duel Monsters Goddess Phoenix God Angel Love) You said a mouthful. Now, let's get him, Lincoln.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Greatsword of True Almighty Cosmic United Friendship Universal Storm Hope Elemental Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope, and his new greatswords were ready as the sword pendants on his large white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love were glowing, and he joined Regina Goodwin, and Pegasus Seiya, Dragon Shiryu, Cygnus Hyōga, Andromeda Shun, and Phoenix Ikki also joined in.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) I've absolutely had it up to hear with you five for the last time, this will be the last time we ever have to deal with you, Black Saints.
Regina Goodwin, Lincoln, Pegasus Seiya, Dragon Shiryu, Cygnus Hyōga, Andromeda Shun, and Phoenix Ikki went after Black Phoenix, Black Pegasus, Black Dragon, Black Andromeda, and Black Cygnus, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, black and red energy, slime, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, dumbbells, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mammoths, Pegasi, Windigos, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, Animals, and Mythological Animals at The Black Saints, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, Lincoln and Regina Goodwin attacked them with powerful slashes from their massive greatswords leaving scars on him and Lincoln left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with his gold-plated claws and his two new massive greatswords and Regina Goodwin also did the same by firing black and red energy slashes from her massive greatsword, and he, Pegasus Seiya, Dragon Shiryu, Cygnus Hyōga, Andromeda Shun, Phoenix Ikki, and Regina Goodwin attacked them hard with punches, kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of their massive and excessive brute superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was making Black Phoenix, Black Pegasus, Black Dragon, Black Andromeda, and Black Cygnus even more angrier than ever.
Black Phoenix: YOU! YOU! (ROARS)
Black Phoenix, Black Pegasus, Black Dragon, Black Andromeda, and Black Cygnus went after Lincoln, Regina Goodwin, Pegasus Seiya, Dragon Shiryu, Cygnus Hyōga, Andromeda Shun, and Phoenix Ikki in a fit of insane rage, but Lincoln, Regina Goodwin, Pegasus Seiya, Dragon Shiryu, Cygnus Hyōga, Andromeda Shun, and Phoenix Ikki fired rainbow and black and red energy blasts and Cosmos blasts at The Black Saints and Lincoln and Regina Goodwin summoned spiders to attack The Black Saints and they were really scarred by their furious attack. Then, Lincoln, Pegasus Seiya, Dragon Shiryu, Cygnus Hyōga, Andromeda Shun, and Phoenix Ikki punched them hard in the face as they crashed back first into a wall and landed on the ground on their backs, and Lincoln fired purifying energy blasts at the Black Pegasus, Black Dragon, Black Cygnus, Black Andromeda, and Black Phoenix Cloths and purified them and made them his own.
Then, Lincoln turned the tips of his tails into Cell's Stingers, and he stabbed them into the chests of Black Phoenix, Black Pegasus, Black Dragon, Black Andromeda, and Black Cygnus, and then, Lincoln began absorbing Black Phoenix, Black Pegasus, Black Dragon, Black Andromeda, and Black Cygnus into his body as he and all of us assimilated all of their powers, strength, and abilities and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed along with his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flared up extremely and he began growing even stronger.
When Lincoln was done and the stingers changed back, nothing was left of Black Phoenix, Black Pegasus, Black Dragon, Black Andromeda, and Black Cygnus, and he banished Black Phoenix, Black Pegasus, Black Dragon, Black Andromeda, and Black Cygnus to The Black Gates. We cheered wildly for what Regina Goodwin and Lincoln did as they holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down and Regina Goodwin's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long black wolf tails, large gold halo with four orbiting gold rings on each corner behind her head, large twelve black and red orbs orbiting around her legs, and massive black and red angel wings are permanent.
Regina Goodwin: You dark counterparts of Seiya and his friends deserved everything that you've done in the past. Thanks for helping me destroy The Black Saints for good, Lincoln, you too, Seiya.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Regina.
Suddenly, Regina Goodwin wrapped her arms around Lincoln's waist, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Regina Goodwin's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her hands onto Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, Mermaid, Angel, Fairy, Succubus, Windigo, and Earthbound Immortal Uru and the Spider Duel Monsters flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field and elemental forces and darkness and red fire behind them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Regina Goodwin sucked in and absorbed the elemental forces and darkness and red fire and they came back to us as the display vanished.
Me: That was one awesome battle, you guys, and you really did tons of damage on The Black Saints.
Lincoln: Like Seiya said, we faced off against The Black Saints, and this was before our battle against Hades seven years ago, and they were just as dangerous as ever.
Nico: They sure were, but you did it, you, Carla, Seiya and his team defeated them and you absorbed them, Lincoln, and you and all of us assimilated their powers, strength, and abilities.
Me: Along with purifying the Black Pegasus, Black Dragon, Black Cygnus, Black Andromeda, and Black Phoenix Cloths. So, Lincoln, who are we meeting on your rescue tomorrow?
Lincoln: I've got just the person and perfect for Halloween: Regina Maxwell.
Selene Arcangela: (GASPS) The Zombie Queen of Colorado?! Oh man, that is so awesome and very perfect.
Me: And I remember seeing her and you guys are going to love meeting her, Regina Maxwell is Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Colorado and she's an extremely powerful zombie dark angel and queen of a massive zombie clan from Denver, Colorado. She's also feared for destroying a massive army of zombies brought back from the dead by none other than the insane Sebastian Mendez from seven years ago. Unlike regular zombies, Regina was born with incredible powers over darkness, superhuman abilities, superhuman senses, and superhuman strength along with the powers, abilities, and superhuman strength of the zombies, but none of their weaknesses, and she was also born with massive black angel wings. As she grew older, she became the first zombie queen of her massive zombie clan, and she destroyed the zombies Sebastian summoned and drove him back to The Netherworld like the sore loser he was. Then, she'd moved to Royal Woods and it's where she met Lincoln, and she'd discovered his secret: that he was a vampire-werewolf hybrid and an extremely powerful Alpha, and almost immediately, she fell in love with him. She also fiercely defended Lincoln from the wrath of Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan, Chandler, and the rest of Lincoln's enemies, and this one time, as Lincoln and Regina were out at Lake Huron on a moonlit night on a date to show his thanks to Anne for always defending him from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan, Chandler, and the rest of his enemies, Hawk and Hank showed up and tried to kill them, but they were no match for them and they pulverized those buttrags and wedgied them by their undies on a tree branch in front of the police station, and after that, Lincoln and Regina shared a deep romantic kiss underneath the full moon, and as a result, Lincoln promised that when he comes of age, he will marry her along with the rest of his harem.
Nico: WHOA!
Lincoln: Yep, she's an awesome force of undead justice and hope.
Luna: Plus, there are also other Legendary Halloween Monster Monarchs for Vampires, Mummies, Demons, Ghosts, Zombies, Goblins, Trolls, Witches, and Frankenstein.
Nico: Way awesome.
Larxene: Looks like the park's free now.
Pinky: Yippee!
Jet: We should celebrate!
Me: Good idea.
Headless Skateboarder Head: I don't suppose you'll let me go now?
Melter: (laughs) Not a chance!
Mole Man: At least we made it so you can function without your body.
Qin: Yeah.
Nico: But this was fun. Great job today everyone.
Stacy Bolton: This was really awesome though
Rainbow Dash: (to the viewers) I hope you had an awesome time with this one.
Me: I know I did.
We went and had some fun and then we later went back home and went to sleep.
THE END
Another awesome fanfiction done.
This chapter is for the episode of A Pup Named Scooby Doo called Scooby Dude which aired on November 5th, 1988. It was fun.
NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Hynageneral, BumbleSparkle, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did Mendez1996. Thanks guys.
For the next rescue Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman and his counterparts, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Emperor Z, Alaskan Bull Worm, Mirror Knight, Evil HERO Nemesis, TTG Santa Claus, And The Wall as well as Supernova Zap, Allie Aurora, Aurora Poseidon, Sylvia Arodanus, Aurora, Bore and Alice and Aurora Cromwell and we're going to Phoenix Land for some fun and also we're going to battle a clone of of Zombo and also we're going to see Oceanus Ocean transform against him. Also we're going to battle Another Emperor Z, Alaskan Bull Worm, Mirror Knight, Evil HERO Nemesis, TTG Santa Claus, And The Wall who are the embodiments of the Balloon and Galaxy Dopants. Also we're going to meet a Bubble Crab Gene-slammer named Bailey Bubble and she is an amazing seafood chef.
Alright, and for tomorrow, the match-up is for Rachel Goodwin, Fusion Gene-Slammer for Apocatequil, Ascator, Dawnwalker, Fire Ant Ascator, Moon Dragon Quilla, Oracle of the Sun, Sun Dragon Inti, Supay, Supay, Duskwalker, Weeping Idol, and Avatar of Earthbound Immortal Wiraqocha Rasca, and she and Lincoln are going to destroy Herrscher of the End, the main antagonist of the Honkaiverse
For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading back to The Nightmare Room, this time, it's to help Vanessa, Spencer, and Charlie destroy The Howler and banish those troublesome spirits in the machine back to the spirit world, and after that, we got word that Qin's ancestor and our old enemy, Emperor Han the Dragon Emperor, has come back from the dead, and we're going to take him down and send him to The Masters of Evil. And we're going to meet Regina Maxwell, Zombie Queen of Colorado, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Colorado and she's an extremely powerful zombie dark angel and queen of a massive zombie clan from Denver, Colorado. She's also feared for destroying a massive army of zombies brought back from the dead by none other than the insane Sebastian Mendez from seven years ago. Unlike regular zombies, Regina was born with incredible powers over darkness, superhuman abilities, superhuman senses, and superhuman strength along with the powers, abilities, and superhuman strength of the zombies, but none of their weaknesses, and she was also born with massive black angel wings. As she grew older, she became the first zombie queen of her massive zombie clan, and she destroyed the zombies Sebastian summoned and drove him back to The Netherworld like the sore loser he was. Then, she'd moved to Royal Woods and it's where she met Lincoln, and she'd discovered his secret: that he was a vampire-werewolf hybrid and an extremely powerful Alpha, and almost immediately, she fell in love with him. She also fiercely defended Lincoln from the wrath of Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan, Chandler, and the rest of Lincoln's enemies, and this one time, as Lincoln and Regina were out at Lake Huron on a moonlit night on a date to show his thanks to Anne for always defending him from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan, Chandler, and the rest of his enemies, Hawk and Hank showed up and tried to kill them, but they were no match for them and they pulverized those buttrags and wedgied them by their undies on a tree branch in front of the police station, and after that, Lincoln and Regina shared a deep romantic kiss underneath the full moon, and as a result, Lincoln promised that when he comes of age, he will marry her along with the rest of his harem.
Next up is where we battle a clone of the Weredoo! It's going to be awesome!
See you next time.