[ Author only owns the story and it's OC characters. None of the series like Fate Stay/night, F/GO, DxD, Akame Ga Kill, RWBY, Campione etc...]
Sekai - The New World's Horizon.
《When Fate meets you with a Crash》
[I]
"Mmmm.."
"Rias, could you stop doing that for..five seconds!"
The crimson haired girl snapped awake in surprise. The sharp shout was enough to make to this girl to awake from her reverie.
She found amethyst eyes staring at her with annoyance. The crimson haired girl grew sheepish.
"Ano~, I'm sorry again, Sona." Rias Gremory said sheepishly.
"Ara, ara. Buchou again onto your daydreams, eh ?. Aren't you too excited for the arrival of the magus ?.." The black haired girl giggled mischievously.
Rias twitched. She had half a mind to say go fuck yourself to Akeno, but knowing this SM lover, she had no doubt this vixen would probably twist her words to annoy her more.
Sona Sitri and Tsubaki Shinra preferred to look on amused at the King and Queen of Gremory Peerage's antics.
"Rias, stop thinking about the new Overseer. I know you're angry about it, but that's we get of slacking off." Sona bit coldly that Rias flinched.
Tsubaki shook her head with a sigh. It would seem Sona-Kaichou was still bitter about it, and the Gremory heiress's behaviour was starting to get on the nerves of her King.
"Uww~, I'm sorry, Sona. I know I had ended up pulling you onto this.." Rias apologetically mumbled. She would've said it aloud...if her bitch of Queen wasn't grinning at her like a loon.
"Hmph!." Sona hastily walked faster with a grumble. Rias pouted and Tsubaki sighed. Akeno giggled.
"I told you, Sona. I'm sorry for this. I won't ever repeat it again !." Rias drapped herself over Sona from behind. Her large bust pressing onto Sona who fumed.
Seriously, not all was this big titted idiot, doing a bad job at apologising, she was also rubbing it onto Sona's face about her insecurities of her bust size.
Sona wiggled out of Rias grip before jumping away with a sharp blush and quivering look of anger and embarrassment as she adjusted her spectacles.
"Rias, there isn't a second time!, we are just deputy "Overseers", by name only. All our authorities are invalid now." Sona coldly remarked.
Rias however, smirked.
"Not really, Sona. From, what we have understood, it's a magus that's gonna be the new Overseer. I have no doubt we could just pull him to our side or if that doesn't go well, we could just expose the magus's true behaviour as a monster and regain our status." Rias proclaimed proudly. Sona sighed and Tsubaki smiled wryly.
"I doubt that's that easy as you say, Gremory-san." Tsubaki pushed her opinion to the Heiress of Gremory.
"Huh ?." Rias tilted her head.
"Rias, do not underestimate magus, unlike any others who could easily bribed by the riches and seduction, magi's however are different." Sona said as she adjusted her glasses with a serious look.
"What do you mean, Sona-Kaichou ?." Akeno asked with a small smile as she waved at the small girl that marvelled at her long hair.
The four woman had now seated within a cafe, and had previously ordered the refreshments.
"Magi, or Magus are humans who specialises in the mystical crafts known as Magecraft, gifted to humanity by King Solomon, who devised a way for humanity to use the way of magic, that according to devil kind much inferior to what we use." Tsubaki explained. Both Rias and Akeno, have already known this.
"However, Magi are not called such because of their ability to use Magecraft, but their goal. To find the Truth, and reach the Akasha, or known as Root, and their sheer resolve to do anything to get it. I doubt you could bribe him with your looks and to begin with most Magi are scheming ones, they are as secretive as one could be. And personally, despite how much I want to agree on tearing the mask of the magus and expose his vile self, I must judge him on his behaviour rather than mere assumptions. " Sona said with a calculated glint in her eyes.
Tsubaki nodded in a voting gesture of confidence. Rias smiled wearily while Akeno simply narrowed her eyes.
"There you go again, Sona. You're going all pragmatic sense." Rias mocked her rival with a chiding response. She leaned back onto her chair before smiling serenely at the waitress who blushed.
"What did you say-!?." Sona's repulsive reply was cut short as suddenly a rumbling noise echoed out.
People ran away as yells and shouts was heard outside, few loud burst of sounds amongst it.
"What's going on ?." Rias asked suddenly serious as she felt a bad feeling.
"""AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!""".
Then the glasses of the Café burst into shattered pieces as a car sized pirate ship on wheels with a brown, red and blue haired boy on it with a look of terror as they crashed unceremoniously.
It was only stroke of luck and sheer coincidence that the wheels bust simultaneously as the wires from the local electric post lines.
The abrupt stope made the Pirate Ship car hybrid dangle between the wires and the occupants on it to get thrown forward.
The seaweed head got thrown into the Café kitchen through the open door, his fate was unaware.
The brown haired boy flew right into the circlic table before his head go stuck into it, making him look like a sunflower with how he stood up.
Then, about the red head.
"Kya!!!? /Ara~ ara~, Mm!?/ Aaa!!!."
The red head guy had the fate that both boys would kill for, literally.
His face was stuck between the two pair huge valleys of heaven's of the Gremothe King and Queen, his one hand on the fine ass of Sitri heiress and his other hand over there B-rank thighs of Shinra.
" You damn, bastard!." The brown haired boy muttered darkly as he bit on the table cloth with hate, his face still stuck inside the table.
"What the hell's—Oh, classic Emiya." The blue haired seaweed haired guy came sneering as he saw the position his friend was in. He licked the cream off his hands, an entire dark coloured cake, chocolate, he recognised was onto of his head. A strawberry stuck on his eyes.
How did this come to this point. Shirou couldn't help but whimper as he was suffocated within twin peaks of soft lush love.
Well, that's one way to die either ways.
Approx. 15 minutes ago...
"Fuyuki, has really changed didn't it." Shirou asked to no one as he voice his awe looking at the amazing city that was nearly as amazing as Tokyo or Osaka.
Toyama paled in comparison to New Sekai. There was amazing modern buildings and skyscrapers, yet there was pleasant and quiet atmosphere towards the side where his house was, the neighbourhood was big yet friendly and nice. The forest was once more made as good as before where Einzbern Castle was once.
There were many attractions and things which neither the quiet and normal cities of Kuoh or Fuyuki had.
"Yeah, the Arcade looks fun." Shinji said eyeing the Arcade area. Shirou sighed as he saw Shinji giving the look of pleading.
Shirou stared impassively at him before letting his shoulders fall from it firm denial. He suppose he should let Shinji have his fun for once, after all it won't hurt for him to let the guy loose once.
"Whatever, just don't make any trouble. And no, I'm not coming with you." Shirou firmly said as the Wakame boy slumped down before shrugging it off in favour of the mischievous ideas that came without the Emiya restraining him.
"Man, you're such a killjoy, Emiya. Well, guess you might've as well miss the fun. Smell ya later, looser." Shinji cackled.
"I wonder when I will see this moron acting his age, it's gonna remain as a dream, I guess." Shirou waved the Wakame guy off as the Matou grinned like a loon before running off towards the Arcade area.
Well, he himself had a few places to go, Shirou thought as he stared at the large banner that showed "40% discount" with the special edition kitchen set and household items outside the mall.
Shirou just hoped that Shinji won't find himself tangled in troubles.
"Let go of it, you damn seaweed hair!."
"The hell did you call me, asshole!."
"What I said!."
A pair of voice bickered as they attracted the people's attention.
A boy and Shinji was fighting over a magazine, the boy was around his late teens with average height and short spiky brown hair, with two short locks of hair behind his head, and light brown eyes.
He wore a a blazer over a white, long-sleeved dress shirt with black highlights with a black ribbon on the collar, matching black pants, and brown dress shoes.
"I'm not letting you get the special premium gold edition, magazine containing Kaben Rider Pinky, exclusive pics!." The brown haired boy roared defiantly.
"You really are the worst degenerate!, how could you like that blasphemous show that ridicule the original Kamen Riders!."Shinji growled with disgust at the brown haired guy's tastes. How can somebody ever like a porno version of original Kamen Riders.
Granted, Shinji admitted that he himself was pervert but he wasn't so degenerate enough to prefer an iconic show that had etched their place within the hearts of people, including him and Emiya.
Emiya would probably burn the entire company that produces this blasphemous discretion of his favourite show if he ever got a chance.
" The original Kamen Riders has a special place in my heart, but the fanservice that Kaben Rider holds shows me the heavenly sights, you damn pretty bastard!." The brown haired boy snarled as he tried to wrestle the magazine out of the pretty boy's hands.
"I see, you watch it for the 'research purpose', huh ?." Shinji suddenly found a glint of recognition in his eyes. A fellow respectable degenerate.
"Eh ?, you too!— wait, where you going with you damn cheating bastard!." Issei snapped as Shinji snatched the magazine out of his hands before running for the door. Well, before throwing the cash to the cashier, it hurt him but he had to play nice or else Emiya would probably hang him over the bridge..again.
"Nyahahahahaha!~, so long suckers?—ack!—" Shinji's cackling was cut short as the brown haired boy slammed into him just the moment he got out of the store, as both of them went flying comically.
BAM!.
"—Arghhh!~, did anybody get the number of the truck that me ?." Shinji slurred before his eyes caught the sight of brown haired degenerate that was rubbing his head with his hands were a large glowing red bump was, coincidentally he himself had one.
"You!/You!.." Both growled.
CRRRKKHH!.
"Huh" "Eh" They wondered were that alarmingly scary sound came.
Suddenly, their eyes caught their surrounding. It was far too reminiscent of a old ship, pirate ship thought it's size was small, too small as if for baby pirates.
They quickly recognised it as the Pirate Ship from the mall exclusive advertising figure for the film Pirates of Caribbean: At World's End.
It was a small model of Black Pearl...on wheels. Where it is a steep stairs and gliding area, and probably loose control and barrell off the place if it's loose of the strings.
CRKH!.
"Well, we died young I guess." Shinji said with dead eyes as Issei and Shinji screamed when the pirate ship lost the control rolling off the stage and onto the ground where the panic struck people scurried.
The Pirate ship on wheels sped somehow magically twisting and turning at each dead ends as two unfortunate fools screamed like girls hugging each other in fear..
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Shirou walked out of the supermarket with a triumphant smile, holding a pair of bags with several household item inside.
It was worthy hunt indeed, Shirou thought with a smirk.
Suddenly, a phantom feeling of familiar sensation fekt within his heart. His minds steeled. His eyes sharpened and his ears turned sensitive.
His Emiya senses are tingling. Shirou noted.
He turned and instantly paled.
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!."
BAM!.
Around somewhere at Ireland, specifically, Land of Shadows, a certain blue lancer got killed by his teacher.
"Lancer Ga Shinda!."
"Kono hito de Nashi!
He got revived back, once more.
The Tales of Immortal Lancer continues...
"Dammit, Shinji!." Shirou roared as he too was taken along the rides. Thankfully, Shirou swiftly and skillfully took care of his bags in a graceful manner.
This was how it is.
When Fate meets you with a Crash.
A/N:
Mixing DxD with Fate of all the franchises was hard. Mostly because of half the bullshit in the Nasuverse contracting that of DxD's.
In DxD there's no solid power chart and there's their rules and things, and let's not forget about how most of the things are focused on fanservice than a decent plot. Except for the LN and Manga, both of them were decent. Much better than anime. Granted Nasuverse itself has stupid charting and it's basically "rules are meant to be broken" trope going there.
And Nasuverse, the Age of Gods setting in DxD is a trouble to get away with combining Nasuverse elements. Making a heads and tails out of TYPE-MOON lore is like searching for an old porn video that has been lost inside your endless heaps of searched in your PC. The Nasuverse basically plays around with concepts and lore and world building easily that an entire multiverse was crafted by them. And the mushroom man has a thing for not following his own rules, the guy bends over backwards to explain the bullshit he spews out.
Frankly, Nasuverse Lore is a headache to deal with, especially with how most of them is extremely annoying to combine with a world that hardly follows common sense, granted, Nasuverse itself tears apart all the notion of common sense and logic, but it's frankly much better than some boob groping logic in my opinion. Atleast Slash Dogs aren't that bad.
Now, onto the next lists of pain in the ass.
In DxD there is the Church guy's whose basically consists of some fat priests, corrupt motherfuckers, little Timmy lovers and screw loose exorcist. Essentially all of them are utter losers and bland as shits, not counting a few like Vasco Strada, Dulio Gesualdo, Brave Saints groups, and few others. And Church is basically servants of Heaven, holds not much power or influences comparatively.
But, in Nasuverse, though. Nearly all of the Church's members are fucking monsters!, like hell, man!. Nearly all of them are power freaks with personality rather than some bland as generic evil little timmy living corrupt priests. Kirei Kotomine is twisted bastard, but damn is he a fucking Chad. There's Ciel, a literal immortal. Nabareck is a "powerhouse" of a bloody maniac. Merem Solomon is a fucking Dead Apostle Ancestor. The entire Burial Agency is filled off ridiculously powerful freaks. Roa used to be Church's Executor or something.The Executors are fucking scary! and Chruch had the possession of goddamn Black Barrel. And there's still lots of unknown mysteries. Church holds equal power as Mages Association.
Pray tell, how am I supposed to combine two contradicting aspects of Church.
And this is only one of the problems I have to deal with, let's not forget that there's Hell, Heavens, Grigori and many other issues I have to poke around with.
...I'm gonna need a lot of help with this alright.
P.S: For those who is going to ask if Shirou's gonna be paired with Rias or join her peerage, it a big no.
Joining Rias's peerage or relation with her might've as well be a red head devil Rin-Sakura fusion, except for the tsundere and worm issues aside. From what we've seen, Rias is a bit controlling and is more or less HF Sakura trope - save one(family/friends) over all. Even if the option is there. It's seen in the episode where Rias takes Issei and poofs out of the place leaving Asia to a potential rapist/murder psychopath and vehemently denies ties with Asia when Rias could've just wipe the floor with Freed and rescue the nun girl and even there's reinforcement coming, she could deal with them with her peerage. While logically speaking, Rias won't have any obligations to save her at the cost of endangering her servants and even then she won't do it because she doesn't get any benefit from it.
This alone would draw repulsion from Shirou's nature of 'saving everyone idealism', though this Shirou would understand it, since this isn't cannon Shirou but still nevertheless, Shirou wouldn't accept the deal because Rias's possessiveness would lead to clash between these two. And Rias would restrict him in every single way.
And the real reason for Shirou here would be, because he is Einzbern Heir and because he is the Einzbern Heir.
You might notice Shirou's distaste for Einzberns other than his family, and the reason for it would be revealed and you might understand why he does not like them and why he doesn't like serving any others.
And finally due to political reasons, as the heir to influential house as Einzbern, he can't definitely serve under another, because then that would mean that the House of Einzbern is in control of said master, so no. And Einzberns are someone that doesn't serve under anyone, allys, yes. Serve, no. Not Grigori, not Hell, not Heaven, not Church, and definitely not Magus Association.
Ok, let's stop here and comment on the fic, let's see if there's some improvement or give me some ideas.