Chapter 2: Battle!
Hey so I am still busy so these will not be coming out as fast as you'd hope. This will be a romance. The story will continue but it heavily goes away from canon. I DO not know if there will be smut in this.
Naruto had awakened to soft snoring. Sometime during the night Fuu had snuck in and snuggled up to him. He rose slowly, as to not wake her up, and made his way to the shower. Once the hot water was turned on, he looked in the mirror and sighed. He was back home and everything, but his eyes still showed the darkness of the last three years.
Sure, he had fun on his adventure, but he was still faced with everything that him and Jiraiya had talked about. The fact he was more than likely being hunted by a group called the Akatsutki. Not to mention this other mysterious group, the Daik..Daika…oh he couldn't remember the name. He heard rustling and a knock at the door and realized he had been staring in the mirror for a moment.
"Naruto? You ok? Its been a bit since you went in there." The voice of Fuu entered through the door.
"Yeah, just got lost in my thoughts. I am about to shower and get going to the fight that Baa-chan wanted me to do." He responded before stripping and stepping into the shower.
He heard the door open, shuffling and then arms wrapping around him did help though. Fuu laid her head on his shoulder as her breast pressed against his back, the sensation making him sigh softly.
"Everything will work out. It always has for us. No matter how bad our life has gotten." she spoke softly to him.
"It's more that this is all, too much?" He quipped and turned his head to look at her, his own hands coming up to hers, lacing their fingers.
He continued, "I mean. I knew before who my father was, ya know? But I hadn't dreamed I would have to do all of this. I feel like a man whore and at the same time I am spoiled. But of course, we know this isn't true. Even now I can see the looks they give me." He stopped again for a moment, sighing.
"I now must marry multiple women. I am not good at social interactions as it is. You, Ino, and Hinata all grew up with me. You're used to my weirdness. We will all live here and then my descendants get their own homes, and someday compounds. My real mother is someone I am told I act a lot like, and my adopted mother spoils me with everything I could ever want. How am I supposed to juggle all of this and keep my dream? My dream to become Hokage? Does it need to be placed on hold? Kurama says that was my mother's dream as well until my father came along." he grew quiet after that.
Fuu sighed and nuzzled into his shoulder, the water cascading down her own face. "Naruto, I don't have all the answers. No one ever will. But I do know that both your parents wouldn't want you to give up. Marry multiple women? I doubt even your mother would want that. However, we must make due with what he have. Temari is understanding if not a bit hotheaded. I think she would be great for a Senju head. Now come on. You got fights to get to."
She turned him around and kissed him softly, her hands going through his hair pulling a growl from his throat. Pulling back, she winked and pushed him out the shower as she started to wash herself. He chuckled and took one last look over her body before grabbing a towel and getting dressed.
Soon Naruto was walking, hands in his pockets through the streets towards the battle area. He was nervous, at least a little bit. It took a moment during the walk but soon he paused. In front of him, along the gate was a camouflaged blanket. He sighed, a smirk pulling at his lips. He made a shadow clone and had it slowly go up with him to the blanket and together they stabbed the edges of the blanket it with kunai. Screaming fighting started as he chuckled. Konohamaru was stuck, unable to escape as Naruto laughed out loud now.
"Should really try doing a henge, buddy."
"Big brother! Let me out!" the boy yelled.
Naruto sighed and released him before starting to walk off. "I'm sorry bud, I have to go get tested by the Hokage. I'll see ya later. I actually have some cool jutsu to show you!"
With that he took off leaving a panting and frowning boy. "I'll get you back big brother! I have grown too!"
It didn't take long for Naruto to show up to the training grounds. Everyone was there. Sakura was sitting on some benches looking bored next to Tsunade, Hiruzen, Anko, and his mom. Kakashi, Guy, Kurenai, and Asuma were on another bench.
Jiraiya was in a tree watching over the area. He smiled at Naruto and nodded. Naruto saw all the others except team guy sitting on a hill nearby. The team mentioned, was standing by and looking at him. Neji all serious, Lee punching the air getting ready, and Tenten looking and blushing.
Samri spoke up to everyone. "Ok, today Naruto will fight each and every team, excluding his own of course. You can honestly start whenever."
With a wave of her hand, everyone took off except Naruto. He stayed there and looked around. Pretty soon he tilted to the side to dodge a kunai from tenten and then reached out to grab the wrist of Neji. Neji grunted and tried to spin before he was tossed up, and without being release, slammed back down into the ground.
One down.
"Kit don't be cocky."
Naruto nodded and yet again dodged another kunai before flickering and ending up a cloud shield to block the explosion. The cloud shield broke seconds later as through the smoke Lee came with a heavy kick. He had already taken off his weights and honestly Naruto now was a tiny bit less confident on how easy this would be. He flickered back a little bit and made a handseal, a couple dozen shadow clones emerging to engage Lee.
Thinking back, he closed his eyes and sighed. He could Feel Tenten coming and needed to deal with her. "I'm sorry Tenten. I really am."
With a flcik of his wrist he pulled out his sword and blocked her incoming swing. Her eyes were wide as she stared into his deep blues. Then, her worry skyrocketed as his eyes flickered and she felt a kick reinforced with lightning hit her. "Lightning release: blitz kick."
As she gasped out, she heard the worst thing she could at that moment.
"Great Breakthrough: Controled Blast." Naruto shouted as he shot her with a focused blast of wind.
She screamed and slammed into a tree before standing up, holding a now broken arm. Growling she pulled out her scroll and bit her finger, swiping blood across it before yanking out a giant iron ball and jumping into the air, bringing it down on the blonde teen.
He cursed and went to do a wind palm until he felt his chakra get blocked off. He had forgotten Neji was still there. He cursed and tried to flicker out, the ball barely missing him. As the dust settled Naruto was breaking free of the blockage, much in the same way that he did during the chunin exams.
He panted and narrowed his eyes as he watched Neji reset Tenten's arm. "Fuck this." He swore and did some hand signs as his speed kicked up, win flowing around him.
Two more Naruto's popped out and each pulled out kunai before throwing them and holding a sign.
"You think that will stop us?" Neji scoffed.
"No, but this will. MultiShadow Kunai technique. Try this!" He yelled as the dozen kunai became hundreds, maybe even thousands.
Neji quickly started a rotation and Tenten brought out a seal to try and suck them in and then fire them back out. However, in the end they were overwhelmed and cut down. Being out cold Tsunade's slugs climbed over them to heal them.
Naruto took a deep breath in and focused his chakra before subbing out of a wild kick from Lee. He appeared behind Lee, with a rasengan and slammed it into Lee. Or at least into his arm. It was being blocked and Naruto quickly noticed why. Lee had gone to fourth gate. he cursed to himself and releasing the rasengan he twisted around bringing his other arm out as he activated overdrive.
Flickering away he quickly sent lightning balls at Lee, knowing he would dodge it but appearing behind Lee hitting him with overdose to slow him down and then flickering back again. "Wind Dragon!"
The dragon slammed into Lee and threw him back. Gasping out Lee tried to stand but couldn't. He slumped down fully and held his hand up. A slug came up soon after.
"Winner. Naruto!" Anko shouted and clapped happily.
"Anko, we are supposed to be unbiased." Kakashi stated sighing.
"Yeah well, go read porn ya perv."
Everyone chuckled a bit and Ino, Shikamaru, and Choji stepped forward. Naruto took a deep breath again and wiped blood off his face. "Geeze Guy-sensei. You been feeding them some major amounts of spinach or something? They are hella strong ya know."
"Don't underestimate us babe!" Ino shouted, ignoring the 'blondes always being a drag.' behind her. "I say we go all out right away guys!"
"Ino, that's a bad idea. Why did I even agree to this, such a drag."
"If you don't shut up, I will show you what a drag I can be!' Ino shouted back.
Naruto started to laugh loudly gaining odd looks from everyone. "Ino, I seriously miss you. I want you to go all out. I trained for three years under the tutelage of pervy-sage, and the Mizukage's second in command. Please, come at me!"
With that team 10 nodded and smiled, all three of them. They looked at each other and Shikamaru quickly threw out kunai, attached to parachutes. Naruto arched an eye knowing it was a trick and putting up his shield for the incoming barrage. One that never came. No instead of that smoke shot out and Naruto growled. Already he fell for it. He jumped back as a shadow shot out and shot some wind to wipe away the smoke. What he saw was so weird.
Choji was huge and barreling towards him. He jumped to the side and actually yelled out when Choji was thrown at him. A shadow was attached to the boy and Naruto had to keep jumping back. That was until he was slammed into the side by petals and knocked back when they exploded. As he landed, he was slammed into by the ball and pushed back before
"Human boulder yo-yo! New huh babe?" Naruto heard, but it was through SHikamaru's voice.
"Shit they got us I think" He thought for a moment before pulling out another shield and using it to push Choji back a bit.
He then sent divine wind at the trio, or at least at two, sending them flying back. As he stood there huffing his eyes went red for a second. Then red chakra flowed over him before it dissipated, and he smirked. "Let's do this."
He did some handsigns and pour all the chakra he had just pulled before pointing his palms at them. "Wind flower missle technique!"
Red flowers shot out, much like Ino's and shot forth as wind picked up. And picked up. And picked up yet again, forming with the petals and forming wind flowers that shot forth. Each one eventually formed into a missile that slammed into Choji and Shika over and over again. It only stopped when suddenly he wasn't incontrol anymore. He narrowed his eyes, well in his mind he did before he pulled into his mindscape and saw Ino there, sharing tea with Kurama.
"Babe, you can't just go all out like that. I know you all tough now, but we still had to struggle a bit. Anway's when I leave, I'll surrender, ok?"
"Ino...you don't have to."
"Nah, big boy, I'm goochi. I loved it. I could go on of course but we all know you won't hurt me or Hinata. Me and her talked about it. If we were the last one's, then we would surrender. There is no way you don't where I am."
"You're about ten yards away to my left."
"Exactly. You have been going easy. If I see you do that with Hinata then I will be disappointed. At least try."
He sighed and rubbed his temples. "Fine, but at least fight me. Like old times ya know."
She smiled and walked up to him, kissing him softly. He grumbled and leaned into it. Within as minute she pulled back and smiled brightly. "Ok Pissy paws. Sense me now." she then disappeared.
It was only a split second, but Naruto twisted before a fist hit him. He did however catch the kick to his stomach and threw her back. He touched his lips and narrowed his eyes.
"You tricked me; I can feel you lips on mine still. You were here the entire time."
"All is fair in love and war!" Ino giggled before she did hand signs and sent earth stones at him. He brought up his cloud shield blocking them before water swept around his feet and a waterspout started to form, gripping him and holding him as a fireball came and slammed into his back.
Getting up he winced, and his eyes widened when he looked down and saw the shadow holding him now. He looked to his left and saw Shikamaru smirking as he held him.
"I'm almost out, Choji hurry!"
Naruto was slammed into again by Choji as he yelled out in pain, rolling along the ground and looking up narrowing his eyes. They had woken back up. Of course, they had. A storm was coming towards him now, one made of water and fire. How those two mixed, he did not know but he took in a breath and rolled over onto his feet before he reinforced his hands with lightning chakra, taking Choji head on and holding him. Roaring he threw Choji at the attack and fell to his knees.
Everything died down after that as he panted. "Winner is Naruto...barely."
He felt arms around him helping him up. He smelled the snakes and shook her off. "Mama I'm fine."
"No, you're not. Let's just call it a day. You fought through two teams. I love seeing the majority of people suffering, but not you." Anko said brushing her fingers along his cheek.
Suddenly Jiraiya started laughing. "Oh boy! He is fine. He has this Anko, stop being a brat and let him go. Tsunade did teach him a few things."
This surprised everyone. What was he talking about?
"I still have a lot of Chakra. Baa-chan showed me how to use Kurama's chakra to full my healing. I do it naturally but in a battle I don't always have time."
He flared his chakra and in seconds he was healed standing straight. Everyone was silent in disbelief until Ino shouted, "That isn't fair! SO, I would've lost anyways!"
"I agree!" Kiba shouted.
"I can't use it more than once a day right now, ya know. So, I won't be using it again. It is a technique and legal to this fight." Naruto snapped at the dog boy who huffed.
"Agreed, now Hinata, Kiba, and SHino. I need you to get out there. For real this time. Don't hold back against him. Jiraiya, you've outdone yourself."
Of course between them, they knew he had done it because not only the Akatsuki but the Daikaruito.
When the last three had come forward and stood there. Naruto looked at them and waved happily at Hinata. She giggled and waved back. Kiba huffed and pulled them both in and spoke to them. A minute later they said they were ready and Kiba looked at him.
"So, this is a one shot try, to be honest. But we have stuff after. I just feel that we need to wear you down again."
Naruto nodded and put-up wind speed and overdrive, while at the same time he kept his senses up.
"Ok, team eight combo!" Kiba yelled, as him and Akumaru transformed into their man beast clones and lit up with chakra.
The earth cracked and the two took off towards Naruto. Shino held his hands up and millions of bugs came out and flew through the air aiming to slam into Naruto. Hinata's hands lit up with lightning as lion heads flowed around them. Fire mixed in and so did wind. For once Naruto was heavily nervous. He held up his lightning cloud shield as the bugs slammed into it. His other hand was down at the ground and forming a lightnig ball, growing bigger and bigger. It started swirling as it became a lightning rasengan, but not fully formed. (Not like rasenshuriken. This would just be a base.)
Once Kiba, or Akumaru was in range he brought up his hand and slammed the ball into whoever it was. It ended up being the dog as it shot back and passed out. Naruto thrust the shield forward, burning through all the bugs before making a clone. The clone pooled all of its chakra and shot off seven lightning foxes. (Think like kakashi's beast jutsu.)
The foxes took off and slammed into Shino, who was thrown back. While he was being delt with Kiba and Hinata were on Naruto. Naruto was blocking each, now holding lightning and wind swords. After a moment he put them together to form a duel bladed sword, each half being a different element. He swung the sword out, knocking back Kiba. Then he turned and sent a great breakthrough at Hinata.
She broke through it and slammed her palm into Naruto, thrusting him back. He dispelled seconds later; confusing Kiba before Naruto slammed into him from above with a rasengan. Tearing through Kiba until the boy was knocked out, he still didn't notice Hinata's palm slam into him again.
Being pushed off Kiba and rolling along the ground he yelled out. He quickly stood up to face her. Coughing up blood he looked everywhere and winced as his back was hit with a lightning blast. Rolling down he stopped for a moment gasping for air. He couldn't sense her. This was getting annoying. He truly only had one choice. Standing up he shakily looked around and saw her coming up before he hit her palm with his own. He sends a huge blast of Kyubi powered wind through her sending her back a bit.
"Sexy Jutsu!" he shouted, not having a choice as several hundred nude Narukos surrounded Hinata. Within seconds the battle was over as she fainted.
Everyone was silent again until Ino and Anko burst out laughing. Jiraiya started laughing soon after until Tsunade glared at him. The jutsu dispelled and Naruto fell to his knees before smiling. "I did it!"
Sakura ran up to him and started checking on injuries while Tsunade checked on the others. Naruto soon stood up and brushed himself off, fully healed finally. He went and sat down, eating the food that was there. They all laughed except for Neji, for quite a bit until an Anbu showed up and whispered in Samri's ears. She frowned and looked towards Jiraiya.
Naruto was keen on listening in but he didn't have to be as Temari, Gaara, and Fuu landed in. "Samri, the Akatsuki apparently has come in to collect me. They have brought two people. Deidara and Sasori."
"I have heard already. Gaara you stay here, I'll go deal with this." Samri growled standing and flickering away.
"Well, I am not standing here, while someone harms my home." Naruto shouted standing up.
"Naruto it should be us sensei if anyone." Kakashi spoke.
"To be blunt, sensei. You all need to stay to protect Gaara. The Akatsuki wouldn't have come with just two to fight. Fuu can go with me if it really matters. They will not be able to defeat two of us." Naruto snapped.
"At least bring Jiraiya with you." Kakashi pleaded.
Naruto looked to his godfather and nodded. It wasn't long before the three were off after his mom.
Out in the wood near the falls.
Samri flickered in and stared down the two surprised rogues. Deidara for one was speechless for a reason. She(yeah she lol.) used to be Samri's lover and was stumped at her appearance. Hokage normally didn't outright leave their village. Then again, everyone knew how strong she was.
Sasori was quiet because honestly, he hated Samri. He was also less rash than Deidara and knew she had to have back up. His thoughts were confirmed moments later when three people showed up. He narrowed his eyes at them, the two younger ones feeling off.
"Samri-dono. We will ask you once, give us the one tails. We have two other members in your village right now heading for him. I would hate for some of your ninja to die." Sasori spoke calmly.
There was quiet for a moment before Samri nodded. "Ok...you can have him. But on one condition. You beat the two kids here. If you do that, I will have my Anbu collect him and bring him."
The three jonin were floored. Naruto couldn't believe his ears. "Did you just betray Gaara! Mom-"
"Shut up Naruto. Trust me please." She whispered.
Naruto furrowed his brow but nodded.
Deidara gasped at the mom comment before tilting her head. She was still frozen. Sasori however, nodded. "We will fight then. There is a clearing a bit away from here. I will take them both on. Know that their blood is on your hands." He said before walking off.
Once she knew he was out of ear shot Samri spoke to Deidara. "You don't have anything to say? Speechless for once. What is it? You gonna make me art or not?" She snapped.
"You...were always art, Violet eyes. I never said you weren't. You were the one that abandoned all of us. Abandoned me. Now you are married from what our intel says, and have a child? You don't like dick, so I highly doubt he is really yours. Maybe hes-"
"He's adopted and the jinchuriki of the nine tails. She is adopted and the jinchuriki of the seven tails. I am sure you know what that means for your friend."
Deidara did. In fact, she knew all too well. Pain had outright told them to not engage the ninetails, as he was immune to sasori's poisons. That is what Itachi and Kisame were for. They even allowed Runa to join them just in case their intel that the seventails was in the village was correct.
"I see you do. Naruto, Fuu, have at him. I have to deal with kaboomafoo here." Samri ordered. "Jiraiya, please go back and defend Gaara. Itachi and Kisame can honestly at this moment take on everyone there. You have injured shinobi that Tsunade is dealing with."
Jiraiya nodded and left as Naruto and Fuu disappeared into the woods to go after Sasori.
"I never abandoned you. I found out the organization was a lie. Pain is being control-"
"You said you loved me."
"Boomie, I did. I truly did. Hell, I still do-"
"Then come back." Deidara stated simply.
Samri shook her head and sighed. "Please just listen. There is an Uchiha in the Akatsuki. Not Itachi, but another, pulling the strings. They have this weird idea that they can place everyone in a dream world. I never lied to you. I never have."
"She tells the truth." a voice said before Anko dropped next to Samri. "Hi, wife here. She wasn't lying. She loves you. It hurts her having left you all. SHe was close to Kisame and Konan as well, right?"
"Well, she didn't date them. But yeah, she was best friends with them. If she isn't lying...then I need proof."
Anko looked at Samri and nodded. Samri walked forward and threw her fans down at Deidara's feet before bowing. Everything was silent for a moment before she stood back up and walked forward, fast, pulling Deidara into a searing kiss. Deidara moaned for a moment before the kiss ended. Samri pulling her bottom lip with her teeth before grabbing the blonde's hand and placing c4 into it. A gift she had been given a long time ago. A swan.
"If you don't believe me then...kill me. If you do, then join. I know it isn't an easy choice. It isn't easy at all. But Deir-"
"No. Stop. I get it. You weren't lying. Even if I wasn't going to join, I wouldn't kill you. However," she pulled off her headband and threw it on the ground. "You are an idiot. The both of you. Submitting to me like that. What if I had killed you?"
Anko chuckled and spoke up. "You wouldn't have. Plus, if you looked at her feet, you'd know she's sending electricity into everything around her. She would've dodged." then she grinned evilly. "If you had killed her, I'd have fucked you up. Be that as it may, I'll need to watch you a lot before you two go canoodling."
Deidara nodded and looked down, before placing the swan back into the hands of her ex. "I do hope you know what you're doing."
Samri nodded, her eyes shining with tears before she pulled out a scroll and threw it open. A dead version of Deidara fell out, making said woman gasp.
"When this is up and over, we will have Tsunade change your face. Let's go. The area might be...becoming art soon." She chuckled and flickered them all to the Hokage tower, hopeful that the battle between Naruto, Fuu, and Sasori would end on their side.
I am so sorry for the typos and the wait. i have been going through a lot. my kiddo (a cat but still) died and then the issues in europe as i stated before. plus hella money issues.
Yes Deidara is a girl. the only other gender bent one is obito. have reasons i am sure you can guess. next chapter we will see the fight against Sasori and the altercation of the other three.
I wanted to answer a question brought up to me. So Kora is in fact related to the old Mizukage. He is her father. Just pretend he died sooner I guess. Either way she does have the three tails within her. She is not mistreated in her village because in cannon of my story, the Mizukage woke up from the genjutsu last moment and sent the three tails into Kora. Being part Senju and part siren she was able to take it.
This will be flushed out in a flash back, but suffice to say that the war was won early on. its a big story arc. she finds out things that are important to the story and the world ending the Akatsuki early on.
I do hope you guys enjoyed. writing as not been a priority or a love of mine for a while. but i am trying to get back to it.
Love you all.