Parvati, the Indian goddess who is the wife of Shiva.

Kama, the Indian god of love who shows himself in any form.

BB, the advanced AI from the moon cell and her sisters, Meltlilith, Passionlip, and Kingprotea.

While these servants may not get along with each other, there is one thing they can agree on.

They are based off from Sakura Matou.

Who happens to have a huge crush on Shirou Emiya.

Who happens to be in Chaldea as a heroic spirit as Sengo Muramasa's vessel.

And they're all together in one place.

Due to all of them fusing with Sakura Matou, they also picked up some of her attributes and some parts of her personality.

Especially the part where she calls Shirou, "Senpai."

Lucklily, they don't cause trouble in Chaldea, although BB and Kama may pull a prank or two.

Although what would happen when Shirou meets all of them...?

Shirou was in one of Chaldea's repair workshops. Over there, he was fixing a broken heater. While he can just magically project a new one, it will eventually fade away within a few hours.

Plus, he like to do things the old way.

"Man, it's been forever since I've done something like this. This reminds me of the old days, me in my old home's tool shed, fixing broken appliances while training my mage craft as well," he thought as he was tightening up one of the screws of the heater. As he was working, he didn't notice someone walking in.

It was Parvati, holding two cups of tea with some snacks on a tray.

"Uh...senpai?"

Shirou heard Parvati's voice and temporarily stopped for a moment. "Huh? Oh...Saku-Parvati?"

Pavati smiled. "Just call me Sakura, sempai."

Shirou let out a sigh of relief. "Sakura, what are you doing here?"

"Simple, I asked Master and Mashu where you were. They told me you were here, doing an errand for Da Vinci apparently."

"I see," Shirou said before looking at the cup of tea. "And what's with the cups of tea and snacks?"

"Oh this? Master and Mashu told me you were in there for quite a while, so I thought to bring you something to refresh you up," Pavati said with a smile.

Shirou chuckled a little bit. "Sakura, you know you don't have to-"

"Nonsense senpai! You've been in here all day, working on broken objects without any rest! At least take a break and drink something before starting again!" Pavati said with a pout.

Shirou looked at Pavati's pouting face and sighed in defeat, knowing that Sakura, or rather Pavati, was never going to leave him alone after this.

After a few minutes of silence, he said, "Fine."

Pavati exclaimed happily. "Yes!" she said while raising a fist in the air. She then placed the cup of tea and snacks with the tray on the ground next to where Shirou was sitting. Pavati then sat next to Shirou.

"By the way senpai."

"What is it?"

'What do you think of Chaldea so far?"

"Well...it's quite interesting I'll say. I mean, there's a lot of historical figures who became heroic spirits here, although some of them...don't look like how the books show them. I mean seriously, now I can't get the image of Thomas Edison out of my head in which if you didn't know, looked like a person in superhero tights wearing a stone lion head."

Pavati giggled at Shirou's description of Thomas Edison. "Anything else?"

"Well...I'm also surprised that there's a bunch of versions of Saber, Tohsaka, you, and Illya along with Luvia, my sister from another universe, a version of Illya's mom, and another version of my old man."

"Eh...is that so?"

"Yeah."

"Well I can't blame you. I was shocked to see so many versions of me when I got here as well. Along with nee-san, saber-san, and Illya-chan."

"No kidding."

"Yeah. Anything else senpai?"

"Nope. I think that's all I have about Chaldea now."

"I see..."

Shirou and Parvati then continued to eat their snacks and drink their tea while chatting at the same time. As the conversation went on, it varied from multiple topics such as Ritsuka being the last master of Chaldea or the daily life of living here or how there are many servants living here.

Eventually, the snacks and tea were gone.

"Thanks for the snacks and tea Sakura."

Pavati smiled at Shirou's words. "No problem Senpai." Shirou then smiled back at her and gave her a head pat, making Parvati blush. "S-Senpai!" she said in embarrassment before she left in a flush of embarrassment.

And then Shirou continued to work on the broken heater...

(The next day...)

Shirou woke up in a dark space on a chair. As he looked around, it was dark wherever he looked.

"Where am I? How did I get here? All I did was just walk down in the hallway. What is this place?"

Then all of a sudden, he heard some music coming on.

*Cue BB channel's theme*

As the music started playing, the room was showered in lights as the room started to reveal itself. The room that Shirou was in looked like a mix between a newsroom and a trivia game room one would see on TV. The room itself was in a neon pink with a Tron-style design. There were chairs facing towards the front of the room which had a stand made from wood, an electronic screen, and a few papers on the walls.

On the electronic screen says the words, "News BB." That prompted Shirou to know where he was.

"Don't tell me..."

Shirou's thoughts were immediately interrupted as a certain moon cancer suddenly appeared in the room in a twirling fashion.

"Hi everyone! This is BB-chan here in the BB Channel! Today, I'll be reviewing Chaldea's newest servant named Emiya Shirou, or I would like to call him "Sempai!"

Shirou was in shock of what just transpired. Earlier, he was just having a normal stroll in Chaldea, and suddenly, he was instantly whisked away into BB's channel out of nowhere.

"BB...right?"

"Yes senpai?" she asked in a cheery tone.

"Did you drag me here?"

"Yes!"

"Why?"

"Because I want to spend time with you senpai!"

Shirou let out a sigh. "And I suppose the only way to get out of here is to spend time with you right?" he asked.

"Yes!" BB replied.

Shirou let out another sigh. "Well...guess I have no choice then..." After a few minutes of silence, he said, "All right. I'll stay here for a bit."

BB pumped a fist in the air in excitement. "Yes!" she exclaimed. She then sat onto a chair next to the one Shirou was in. "All right, here is the first question I want to ask about you!"

Shirou breathed in as he prepared himself.

"What are your thoughts about Chaldea?"

Shirou was stunned at the question, because Parvati asked a question like that yesterday. "Chaldea again?"

"Well?"

Shirou took a breather before answering. "Chaldea is a great place. I'm glad to know that such an organization like this exists to protect humanity from disasters and such. I mean, back when I was alive, an organization like this didn't exist in my time."

"Really?" BB asked.

"Yeah. The only magi organizations that existed in my time was just the Clock Tower, which didn't care about humanity. Most of its members cared about was finding the root and preserving mage craft of the sort."

"I see."

"Yeah. Anyways, I'm glad Chaldea is doing its job of protecting humanity from being incinerated and preserving the grand order. Otherwise, humanity would have ended a lot sooner."

BB smiled at Shirou's answer. "Okay, next question. What do you think about the personnel of Chaldea?"

"You mean Master, Mashu, and Da Vinci?"

"Yes."

Shirou gave the question a thought before answering. "About my thoughts for master, he seems to remind of myself."

"What do mean by that senpai?" BB asked.

"Well...he always seems to try to protect the ones that he loves and humanity itself. Although I'll admit...he is a bit more brash than me."

"Really? You think so?"

"Yeah. Also, his background as a mage is quite like mine, so I can relate to him a lot."

"I see. Well then, how about Mashu?"

"Mashu? Oh, about Mashu, she seems like a nice girl."

"How so?"

"Well, she's polite to everyone around here in Chaldea and doesn't start trouble among everyone else. Not only that, but she seems to care for everyone else in here as well, including master."

"I see. And Da Vinci?"

"To be honest, I was surprised the first time I saw Da Vinci. I mean, the books always show Da Vinci was a male and yet, it turns out that Da Vinci happened to be a little girl, not to mention she looks a lot like the Mona Lisa painting. Did she paint herself as an adult?"

BB chuckled at Shirou's statement. "Who knows? Maybe she has a lot of imagination I guess."

"You think so?"

"Yeah. Anyway, onto the third question."

Shirou then took breather before BB stated her question.

"How did you become a heroic spirit?"

Shirou gave that answer a long thought before saying, "Well...it's kind of a long story. You see, after the grail war I was in, I went on a journey to find a certain person. During that time, I somehow ended up gaining the attention of the heroic spirit Sengo Muramasa, the demonic blacksmith. Apparently, he took an interest in me and we made a contract. And the rest is...well history."

"And who was that certain person?" BB asked.

"Well...I don't want to say..." Shirou muttered with a blush on his face.

BB pouted as she didn't get her answer, but she quickly got over it.

"And...our time is over!" BB stated with a sad smile. "Now Senpai, you can go back to where you came from!"

BB then made a portal to Chaldea's hallway, giving a Shirou a passageway to where he came from. Shirou then left the chair he was sitting on and went for the portal before saying something to BB.

"Even though you sort of kidnapped me...I did enjoy the chat we just had," Shirou said with a smile.

BB blushed at Shirou's statement. "S-Senpai!"

Shirou chuckled. "Athough next time if I want to have a chat with you, don't kidnap me next time okay?"

BB nodded.

"Good. Well, see you later."

Shirou then went into the portal, leaving BB alone in her channel room.

"Well that was interesting. Didn't know that Senpai became a heroic spirit that way...wonder what other secrets he's hiding..."

(The next day...)

Shirou was walking in Chaldea's hallway again, this time without anyone kidnapping him to his relief.

"Well, nothing's happening so far..."

However, as soon as he gave that thought, he accidentally bumped into someone.

"Ow!"

"Hawawawa!"

Shirou rubbed the area that was sore from the bumping with his hand. As he was comforting it, he saw Passionlip with a bunch of papers around her from the impact that happened earlier.

However, there were two things that caught his attention.

Her giant chest and her giant golden claws.

Which were both huge.

Shirou blushed for a moment before banishing those thoughts from his head.

"Are you okay?" he asked.

"Y-Yeah..." Passionlip muttered embarrassingly in a soft tone.

Shirou then got up from the floor and lend a hand to Passionlip.

"Need some help?"

Passionlip nodded and grabbed Shirou's hand gently with her claws without harming him.

"A-Are you okay Senpai?" Passionlip asked.

"Yeah, I'm fine Passionlip-san," Shirou replied. "Do you need some help getting those papers up from the ground?"

"Y-Yes."

Shirou and Passionlip then picked up all the papers that fell onto the ground. "Okay, where were you about to take them to?"

"To Master's room. I got these papers from Da Vinci and apparently, she wants me to deliver them master."

"I see. Any idea what papers these are?"

"I don't know. Da Vinci never told me out them."

"I see."

Shirou and Passionlip then walked over to Ritsuka's room to give him the papers Da Vinci had for him. As they were walking over there, Shirou asked Passionlip a question.

"Hey Passionlip-san, can I ask you something?"

"Sure. What is it senpai?"

'Well...uhm...don't you feel embarrassed with the outfit you're wearing right now?" he asked in embarrassment.

"What do you mean by that senpai?"

"Well...your outfit...don't you think it's a bit revealing?"

"Huh? Oh yeah, about that, I'm used to it."

Shirou was still troubled by this, but still went on nonetheless. Eventually, they arrived at Ritsuka's room and then Shirou called Ritsuka out.

"Master?"

"Shirou? What is it?" Ritsuka asked on the other side of the door.

"We got papers for you from Da Vinci," Passionlip replied.

"Okay! I'm coming over!"

After a few seconds, the door slid open, revealing Ritsuka in the doorway.

He was surprised at the amount of papers they had for him.

"Are...are all of those papers..."

"Yes. They're for you master," Shirou said.

Ritsuka sighed in defeat. "Well...thank you at least," he moaned before taking the stacks of paper from Shirou and Passionlip. "Good work you two."

"No problem master," Passionlip said.

"Well then...see you next time," Ritsuka said before leaving the doorway, making the doors close automatically.

After a few moments of silence of waiting, Passionlip decides to move on.

"Well then...see you later senpai."

And she proceeds to leave...before she felt Shirou's hand grasp onto her shoulder, surprising her.

"Wait a moment," Shirou said.

Passionlip was confused as why Shirou suddenly stopped her for a moment. Then she got her answer as Shirou draped his white kimono over her shoulders.

"Uh senpai? What are you doing?" she asked.

"Isn't it obvious? I'm letting you wear my kimono to cover yourself up," Shirou stated.

"B-But isn't this yours senpai?!" she asked in a flustered tone. "I mean, this is yours, so it's probably one of a kind so-!"

"Relax Passionlip, I can project another one."

Passionlip was stunned at this level of kindness she received from Shirou. "Are you sure?" she asked.

Shirou smiled. "Yes."

Passionlip looked at Shirou's kimono and said with a smile, 'I-If that's the case...then I'll gladly accept your gift Senpai!"

Shirou smiled back. "Your welcome."

And then the two parted ways...

(The next day...)

Shirou was in one of Chaldea's recreational rooms, watching a movie in the theater they apparently installed. As he was watching the movie in silence on the couch, a girl suddenly came in and sat next to him.

"Uh...Meltlilith-san?"

"Yeah. That's my name, idiot. Do I need to repeat it again?"

"No."

"Good."

Shirou sighed. "What are you doing here?"

"Isn't it obvious I'm here to watch the movie with you."

"Really?"

"Yeah."

"You like these kinds of movies?" Shirou asked while watching the movie, which happened to a mystery/detective movie.

"Nope."

"Then why are watching the movie then?"

"Because I'm bored."

Shirou nearly fell over after hearing Meltlilith's answer. "That's it?"

Meltlilith groaned. "Yes. Do I need to repeat myself again?" she asked in an angry tone. Shirou quickly shut up after hearing that. "Good."

Shirou and Meltlilith continued to watch the movie. As the scenes went on, Shirou then handed Meltlilith a bucket of popcorn. "Want some?" he asked.

Meltlilith nodded and reached into the bucket for some. As she took a few bites of it, she found it delicious as usual.

"Did you make this?" she asked.

"Yes," Shirou said with a smile. "I've always wanted to try to make homemade popcorn."

Meltlilith was surprised by that. "Well then...you made it a success," she said as she grabbed some more and started eating. As she was eating, she didn't notice that the amount that she just ate was what was left in the bucket Shirou brought over. "Ah."

"It's fine. I can get some more along with another bucket. Is that okay with you?" Shirou asked.

"Yes." Meltlilith said.

Shirou then paused the movie and left for the cafeteria to make some more popcorn along with getting a bucket. As Meltlilith was waiting for Shirou, she noticed that he left his Katana behind, making her curious about it.

"Hmm...senpai's katana...wonder what it looks like..."

Meltlilith then grabbed it and unsheathed it from its scabbard. As she saw the blade, she was marveled at its craftsmanship. The design of the hilt was simple, yet gorgous, the blade itself was in a gleaming silver, and the handle was also simple, yet gorgous.

"So beautiful..." she thought as she continued to gaze at it.

However, she didn't know that Shirou just came into the room, surprising her when he called her.

"Uh...Meltlilith san? What are you doing?"

Meltlilith jumped for a moment and turned around to see Shirou carrying two buckets of popcorn. "I-Isn't it obvious?! I-I'm looking at your weapon!" she exclaimed in an embarrassed tone.

"Oh."

"Y-Yeah! I-It's not like I wasn't planning on doing anything with it! S-So shut up and let me examine at bit more!"

Shirou shrugged and sat on the couch, waiting for Meltlilith to finish looking at Shirou's katana. After a short while, Meltlilith was finished looking his katana, and sat back on the couch with him.

"Is one of those buckets mine?"

"Yes. Any one is yours actually."

Meltlilith then grabbed one of the buckets from Shirou and munched on them as Shirou resumed the movie. As the movie went on, Meltlilith fell asleep on Shirou's shoulder. Shirou noticed this but didn't bother her.

Rather, he just watched the entirety of the movie with a sleeping Meltlilith on his shoulder.

"I'll wake her up when the movie is over..."

Eventually, the movie ended, and it prompted Shirou to wake Meltlilith up from her sleep. "Meltlilith, Meltlilith, wake up," he said as he nudged her awake.

"Mmmnng...what?" she asked drowsily.

"The movie's over."

"Huh? Oh," she said as she saw the credits.

"Yeah."

"How was it?"

"It was fine."

"I see."

"Yeah. Anyway, I'm going back to cafeteria for the daily meals now. Want to come?"

"Yeah. I don't mind."

Shirou smiled. "Thanks. Also, can I ask you one question?"

"Sure. What is it?"

"Are you able to walk wearing those? I don't want you to fall," he asked while pointing at Meltlilith's shoes...if you can call them that.

"Huh? Oh these? Relax, I've been wearing these for quite a while, so I can handle them. You don't need to worry about them, although thanks for asking."

"Okay then."

And then the two headed towards the cafeteria. During the walk, Meltlilith had one thought about the whole event.

"Wish something like this would happen every day...spending time with senpai..."

(The next day...)

Shirou was standing in front of a room to deliver a package.

"So, this is Kingprotea's room? I wonder why Da Vinci chose me to deliver this package to her..." Shirou thought as his mind went back to the events that happened earlier...

(A few minutes earlier...)

"Huh? Deliver a package?" Shirou asked.

"Yes," Da Vinci replied. "I need you to deliver a package to Kingprotea."

"Kingprotea? Is that person a servant?"

"Yes."

"I see, and where is her room by the way?"

"Her room is room number 3006."

"Okay, although one question."

"Sure. What is it?"

"Why ask me again?"

"Well...just look and see," Da Vinci said with a smirk.

Shirou was confused at what Da Vinci said but still went on to do the delivery.

(Back to the present...)

"Honestly, Da Vinci's words still creep me out at this moment...I hope this isn't one of her pranks or something..." Shirou thought as he was in front of Kingprotea's room.

Shirou took a deep breath before calling in.

"Well...here goes nothing..."

Shirou then called out from the door of Kingprotea's room. "Excuse me, is this Kingprotea's room?" he asked.

After a few minutes of silence, Shirou heard a voice coming out from the other side of the room. "Yes."

"I got a package for you from Da Vinci. Can you come to receive it?"

"Yeah...uh...about that...can you come inside for that?"

Shirou was confused at this point. "Why?"

"Just come inside...please..." Kingprotea protested.

Shirou shrugged and went inside her room. However, as soon as he went inside, he was greeted with a surprised that he did not expect to see.

Which was a giant Sakura.

However, he was not the only one surprised as well.

Because as soon as Kingprotea saw Shirou, she immediately gasped.

"A-Are you Shirou?"

Shirou was stunned and had no words from looking at the giant Sakura. After a few seconds, Shirou regained his voice and asked, "Y-You know me?"

"Y-Yes. BB and the others told me about you."

Shirou let out a small gasp, but regained his composure shortly. "Well...I've got a package for you from Da Vinci. Where do you want me to put it?"

"Just put it in the corner. I'll open it later."

Shirou then put the box in the corner and said, "Well...guess I'll be going now..."

However, Kingprotea didn't want that and said, "W-Wait! Please stay here for a little longer."

Shirou asked, "Why?"

"Because...I want to learn more about you..." she said with a pouting face

Shirou sighed and stayed in her room as soon as he saw Kingprotea's pouting face. "All right," he said as he sat on a chair.

There was a moment of silence, because neither of them knows how to start the conversation.

Eventually, Shirou broke the ice by asking first. "So...you're Kingprotea huh?"

"Yes. The alter-ego of BB."

"The alter-ego of BB?"

"Yes."

"So...I guess that makes you and BB sisters?"

Kingprotea blushed at that statement.

"You could say that I guess..." she said in a flustered tone.

"Well...if that's the case...doesn't that make you, Passionlip, and Meltlilith sisters as well?"

"That too."

Shirou then took a deep breath before asking the next question. "Uhm...can I ask you something?"

"Sure. What is it?"

"Well...not being rude or anything...but how come I never see you in Chaldea up until now?"

"Well...it's because I'm too big...and well...I can't out."

"Have you tried making yourself shorter?"

"I don't think I'm able to."

"I see..."

Then another moment of silence came, and it lasted for a while until Kingprotea asked Shirou a question.

"Hey Shirou-senpai, can I ask you something?"

"Sure. What is it?"

"Well...do you think that I am a monster?"

Shirou was baffled at that question. "What? Why?"

"Well...it's because I'm big...and...well-"

"It doesn't matter what you are to me. You're not a monster. You're just you, and I respect that."

Kingprotea blushed at Shirou's words. "Y-You think so?"

"Yeah," he replied with a smile.

Then the silence came back for a few moments, which prompted Shirou to leave since he thought his task was already over.

"Well then...I'll guess I'll see you around Kingprotea. Have a good day," he said before he left.

After Shirou left, Kingprotea felt a warmth growing inside of her. No one other than master has ever told her those words earlier, and it made her feel good about herself.

"Senpai...said those words to me...and they feel good..." she thought happily. However, she soon noticed the box that Shirou brought over earlier. She then opened up the box and was surprised what was inside.

They were shrinking pills.

Kingprotea didn't know what to say or think about this.

(The next day...)

Shirou was walking down Chaldea's hallway, when he heard a commotion going around in one of the corners, and it included a voice he recognized.

"Master? What's going on over there? Who is he talking to?"

As he got closer to the source of the commotion, he saw Ritsuka scolding what appears to be a tiny Sakura.

"How many times I told you don't do that?!" Ritsuka asked Kama.

"Hey! He deserved it for annoying me!" Kama replied.

"That doesn't mean you get to shoot a laser at Cu!"

"At least the laser didn't kill him!"

"That's not the point!"

Ritsuka and Kama continued to argue and that's when Shirou decided to pitch in.

"Uh master, what is going on here?"

For a moment, Ritsuka turned his attention to Shirou and said, "Ah! Shirou! Good, you're here!"

"What's going on here? And who's that little girl over there?"

"Ah. You see, this is-"

"My name is Kama, the god of love."

Shirou was surprised at what Kama just said. "Kama? The indian god of love? But...he looks like a she. Furthermore, she looks like a young Sakura with white hair."

Ritsuka resumed what was he about to say. "Anyways, as mentioned earlier, this person is Kama, the Indian god of love, even though he looks like a little girl."

"I see..." Shirou said.

"And who is Shirou?" Kama asked in annoyance. "How come I've never seen him before? Don't tell me he's your secret weapon to unleash if I betray you?"

"No, that's not it..." Ritsuka said softly.

"Well too bad! I'm not part of the Tokugawa anymore, so there's no point of having secret weapons!"

Shirou was stunned for a moment at what Kama just said. "Tokugawa...?"

After Kama calmed down from her rambling, Ritsuka said, "Anyways, Kama, meet Shirou." Kama looked away, prompting Ritsuka to sigh. "Man, she's still like that huh? Wonder what it will take for her to mellow down..."

Shirou then came up to Kama and gave her a head pat. "My name is Shirou Emiya. Nice to meet you."

At that moment, Kama felt a weird emotion and heat coming through her head. As she felt the emotion going through her body, she noticed one thing.

It was familiar to her, and she can't figure out why it felt so familiar.

"So, master...should I leave now or no?"

As soon as Kama heard that, she suddenly tugged on Shirou's kimono like how a child would tug on the parent's clothes.

"H-Hang on a moment, would you! This is just strange! I'm not part of the Tokugawa anymore, and yet...this throbbing in my chest is so familiar...why?!"

"Tokugawa? But aren't you an Indian god? Master, what is she taking about?"

"Well...that's a long story..." Ritsuka muttered.

Shirou was slightly confused before his attention returned to Kama.

"All that business before was because my body was affected by its outward appearance, that's all! Now, let's try it again with this look, shall we!" Kama exclaimed as she turned into her teenage form.

Shirou was stunned. "O-Okay?" He then gave Kama another head pat on the head, and like last time, Kama felt the same effect as before, and she screamed softly.

"Argh! W-We're not done yet!" she exclaimed as she turned into her adult form.

And yet again, Shirou gave her a head pat.

And she screamed softly again while burying her face into her hands, not knowing that Shirou placed his kimono over her shoulders.

As Ritsuka saw this event occurring, a thought came to his mind. "Huh, didn't know that Shirou had this kind of effect on Kama..."

And that's how Shirou tamed the Indian god of love...with head pats.