Beta read by RedRat8

September 8, 2017

My name is Fujimaru Ritsuka, or Gudako in this world's Chaldea. Yes, apparently, I'm now at Chaldea from another world as a heroic spirit, and there are various differences from my world's Chaldea to the one I'm currently at right now.

One, this world's version of me happens to be a man, and he's my master.

Two, somehow, both the director and Romani happened to arrive here before me as heroic spirits too.

Three, various servants from the lostbelts I went through in my timeline happened to arrive here.

Four, the heroic spirit known as Emiya Shirou.

Out of the various reasons I just mentioned earlier, the ones that are stuck in my mind is the fact that my counterpart in this world is a man and the heroic spirit known as Emiya Shirou. However, the strange thing is that I quickly got over the fact that my counterpart in this world is a man, but I'm still wondering about Emiya Shirou.

You see, in my life as a master of Chaldea in my world, I have never summoned or even heard of Emiya Shirou, and to my surprise, he looks like gramps I met a while ago. However, to his defense, he's Emiya Shirou's descendant, so it's no wonder why they look exactly like each other. Heck, even the outfit is the same as well! Speaking of which, considering he has the name, "Emiya," I thought he would be related to the red archer and his altered counterpart just like the ones in my world. Imagine my surprise when I found out they're the same person, although I wonder how they look different despite being the same person. It is quite mysterious.

Anyways, you're probably wondering why I am writing this journal entry, right? Simple, I am writing this because I need to know who Emiya Shirou is. As mentioned earlier, Shirou is a mystery to me, and I am going to find out who he is.

Thus, I have begun my observation of Emiya Shirou.

Day 1.

Okay, when they say that practically every servant in Chaldea knows Shirou, they literally mean it. Every servant that passes by him are familiar with him, especially Arturia and her counterparts, Ishtar and her counterpart, Ereshkigal, Parvati, Kama, BB and her sisters, Astraea, and to my surprise, Nero and her counterparts, Jeanne D'Arc Alter, Okita and her counterpart, and Musashi. Not only that, but I also found out that his family is here as well, although they have different last names. To my surprise, his father is the hooded assassin with guns and his mother is the dress of heaven, although from a different timeline. And he has four little sisters, although one of them has a different last name.

Right now, I'm currently in one of Chaldea's recreation rooms, minding my own business. As I relax, sitting on one of the sofas in the room, I saw Shirou come into the room and he began to sit on a nearby sofa. For a moment, he was not doing anything as he just sat there, resting.

Then a servant came into the room, calling out his name.

"Shirou!"

That servant was Saber Arturia Alter, and to my shock, she approached Shirou with a smug grin on her face. Okay, I have never seen Saber Arturia Alter with a grin like that in my Chaldea...honestly, I'm never going to get used to it. Anyways, Shirou greeted her back and she began to sit next to him. For a moment, the two were talking to each other before she started to hug him, and she started to get dominant and started cuddling with him. However, as the two were cuddling, trouble soon began.

In the form of her non-altered counterpart.

"Hey!"

At that moment, Saber Arturia spotted Shirou with Saber Arturia Alter and headed towards them. They started arguing towards each other over spending time with Shirou. For a while, the argument between the two was intense, then Shirou decided to join in…by letting the sabers hug him together.

And to my surprise, they calmed down immediately.

Okay, I know it's not easy calming down Saber Arturia Alter when she's angry at something, Trust me, I already tried and sometimes it works, but sometimes it does not work. And even if it did work, it would take some time until her mood is normal. However, Shirou has done that in a matter of seconds! Not only that, but the look on her is complete bliss! I've never seen that expression on her face before! The same with her counterpart as well! Just what kind of power does Shirou have to calm them down so easily?!

And to add to the insanity, the rest of the Arturias arrived…with looks of jealously…and asked for the same thing as what the sabers were doing.

And just like that, Shirou became the Arturias' personal teddy bear.

Honestly, I have never experienced this before, so I have no idea what to do in that situation. However, a few words came into my mind upon seeing it.

Good luck, Shirou.

Day 2.

Alright, it's day two of observing Shirou, and right now, I'm currently following him. No, I am not a stalker. Plus, if the women who have affections for Shirou think that I am stalking him, they will murder me for sure. Anyways, I'm following him because I heard that after Romani was gone from this world for a while, Shirou became Da Vinci's new assistant during that time until Romani returned. Apparently, because of that, he became the victim of many of Da Vinci's inventions and experiments, some of which had really interesting results.

Okay, let's see what's going on between Shirou and Da Vinci…

At that moment, I saw Shirou go into Da Vinci's workshop. For a moment, I did not see anything happen. Then, Shirou came out of her room…with a huge change.

And that huge change happens to involve him with a nearly burned face and his hair looked burnt to a crisp.

Okay, I don't want to know what goes on between him and Da Vinci when it comes to testing out experiments. If the end result is that…then I do not want to be a part of it, EVER. In fact, I think even Romani never had this happen to him when he is the victim of her experiments...

Wait, he got injured…that means…uh oh.

And in an instant, Nightingale just appeared out of nowhere.

"I see an injured person!" she yelled.

And just like that, she just wrapped Shirou with so many bandages that made him look like a mummy, picked him up, and started running towards the infirmity so fast that it puts professional runners to shame.

Jeez, no matter where I go, I should never get an injury if I do not want to meet the same fate as him…

Day 3.

HOLY SHIT! THIS IS NOT WHAT I WAS EXPECTING!

Okay, sorry for the outburst there, but I felt like I needed to let that out after experiencing what I just saw.

Alright, let me recall what happened earlier.

A while back, this girl named Angelica who happened to be from another universe challenged Shirou. I don't know the full details about it, but apparently, her universe has its own Shirou as well, although different. Anyways, she asked for a fight against him and he accepted it.

A few days later, nearly either half or a quarter of Chaldea knew about the fight and decided to join in as well as spectators. Honestly, the crowd was so huge that Da Vinci actually had to get stadium-sized bleachers. Anyways, while all of us were waiting for the fight to start, I noticed that Archer Gilgamesh had a look of fury and possibly a hint of jealously when he was looking at Angelica. At first, I had no clue why he had that look at her. I mean, I can understand if that glare was towards Shirou considering their history together, but why her?

And what happened next made me understand why.

In an instant, she changed from wearing her normal clothes into something similar to Gilgamesh's armor. I can see how it would piss him off, but isn't that…well, a petty reason to get this mad?

Anyways, after a call out from Da Vinci, the fight between the two began, and it was nothing I have ever seen before in my life. Apparently, Angelica can use something called the Class Cards which intimidates a heroic spirit's power.

And guess what? The heroic spirit's power that her Class Card uses is Gilgamesh's power. Okay, now I can see why he would get so mad over this.

Okay, I'm getting off-topic here. The fight between them was intense; Angelica was throwing weapons out from her Gate of Babylon while Shirou kept deflecting them with his own weapons, including ones I've never seen before. From what I heard, those weapons were something he created on his own by fusing existing noble phantasms. Wow, I'm not sure if that counts as a blacksmith's skill, but he's definitely gramps' descendant.

As the fight continued, Shirou brought out one of his noble phantasms, which to my surprise, was a reality marble! Furthermore, it was like the red archer's noble phantasm! However, it was quite different as there were no gears in the sky. Instead, it looked like something Merlin would make in that tower of his.

However, Angelica caught all of us off-guard when she was pointing at something behind us, because the moment when we did take a look at what was behind us…I received possibly the biggest shock of my life.

There was a gundam, and not just any gundam. It was the Strike Freedom Gundam, and it was behind us.

Okay…this may sound like I'm going crazy…BUT WHAT THE HELL?! SHIROU HAS THE STRIKE FREEDOM GUNDAM IN HIS REALITY MARBLE?! WELL, APPARENTLY FROM WHAT I HEARD FROM MY COUNTERPART, IT'S A PROJECTION! ARE YOU SERIOUS?! SHIROU CAN EVEN PROJECT THAT?! JEEZ, JUST HOW RIDICULOUS CAN HE BE?! HOWEVER, I DON'T CARE BECAUSE CHALDEA HAS ITS OWN GUNDAM! YAHOOOOOOOOOOOO!

AND IT GETS EVEN BETTER! LATER ON DURING THE FIGHT, SHIROU APPARENTLY HAS A MYSTIC CODE THAT TURNS HIM INTO A GUNDAM! YOU HEARD ME! HE HAS A MYSTIC CODE THAT CAN TURN HIM INTO A GUNDAM! AND THE GUNDAM THAT HE TUNED INTO IS THE 00 RAISER! AKA THE GUNDAM THAT SURPASSES THE CONCEPT OF GUNDAM AND HOLDS THE FATE OF HUMANITY IN ITS HANDS! NOT ONLY THAT, BUT HE CAN USE BOTH TRANS-AM AND TRANS-AM RAISER! OKAY, IT'S SETTLED! EMIYA SHIROU IS NOW THE GUNDAM MEISTER OF CHALDEA!

Sorry, I got really excited there. Anyways, after Shirou was done using the mystic code, Gilgamesh interfered with the fight and tried to kill both Shirou and Angelica…but failed because gramps appeared from that house and threw a hammer at his face. Then he called him out and punched him in the stomach…and made him fly in the sky. Wow, that's something you don't see every day…and that was his second time doing that apparently.

Soon, the fight was about to come to an end with each of them bringing out their noble phantasms. Honestly, I thought I was going to fly off because of the massive winds that these two were bringing out with their weapons.

Then the two clashed, creating a giant explosion in the process. For a moment, no one knew what happened until the smoke cleared. Nothing happened between the two…until Angelica's Enuma Elish broke into pieces.

Honestly, I was shocked to see Enuma Elish break, even though that's not the real one. I guess that means Tsumugari Muramasa beats Enuma Elish. All and all, the match was over…

Until Morgan tried to take Shirou. That's where new chaos began…

Day 4.

Okay, today has been…well, I'm not sure how to put it in words. It's like a mixture between shock and normal. What do I mean by that? Well, let me recall today's events.

I was walking down one of Chaldea's hallways, minding my own business. As I was walking, I came across something lying on the ground. I went towards said object as I wanted to know what it was. As I got closer, it looked like a book. However, upon looking at it, I realized it was not any book.

It was a doujin. Not only that, but the doujin showed both Shirou and Jeanne D'Arc Alter on the front cover.

Okay, I did not expect this. Sure I know that Jeanne D'Arc Alter started drawing doujins ever since that summer event, but never have I ever seen her draw herself with someone else! Not even in my Chaldea as well! And the postures she drew herself with Shirou pretty much tell me that she wants to do…well, you know what, I'm not even going to say it because there's nothing more for me to say about it.

However, that was not the end of it. What happened was that Osakabehime surprised me from behind when she noticed the doujin in my hands, making me jump. For a moment, me and Osakabehime talked about the doujin, and that's where I received some…well, shocking news.

Apparently, Shirou is a topic for doujins, and let's just say…there are so many doujins about him paired up with any of the girls.

I could not believe Osakabehime's words at that moment, so she dragged me to her room…and showed me proof.

And that proof was various doujins of Shirou paired up with the various girls Shirou has met. Not only that, but all of those doujins were drawn by her as well.

Jeez, Osakabehime was not kidding when she said Shirou is the topic of many doujins. In fact, I think I saw a few doujins where Shirou is paired up with either any of the Arturias, Ishtars, Ereshkigal, Parvati, Kama, BB or any of her sisters, Astraea, Neros, Jeanne D'Arc Alter, Okitas, and Musashi.

Honestly, I hope Shirou does not see any of this…

Day 5.

OKAY, I THOUGHT THE GUNDAMS WERE CRAZY, BUT THIS IS A WHOLE NEW DIFFERENT LEVEL! JUST WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THIS WORLD'S CHALDEA?!

Okay, sorry for the outburst earlier, but I really had to get that out of my system.

You see, what happened was that earlier, a giant bug from space appeared out of nowhere. Then things started to get hairy when it unleashed multiple tiny versions of itself towards Chaldea. Of course, we defended ourselves from those bug monsters, but they kept coming.

However, things started to get strange when all of the bugs started to focus themselves on Shirou. At the time, I had no clue why.

However, the answer came to me in the most ridiculous way possible.

Because at the location where Shirou was…Ultraman Nexus appeared.

YEAH! YOU HEARD ME! SHIROU TURNED INTO ULTRAMAN NEXUS! OKAY, FIRST OF ALL, ULTRAMAN ACTUALLY EXISTS?! IT'S NOT A TV SHOW?! AND IF ULTRAMAN NEXUS IS HERE, THEN THAT MEANS THE GIANT BUG MONSTER FROM SPACE IS A SPACE BEAST! ANYWAYS, WHAT HAPPENED NEXT WAS THAT SHIROU, OR RATHER ULTRAMAN NEXUS, STARTED BEATING THE CRAP OUT OF THOSE SPACE BUGS, AND IT LOOKED LIKE WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IN THE SHOW! IT'S SO COOL!

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! AFTER A FEW MINUTES OF BUG EXTERMINATION, ULTRAMAN NEXUS WENT TOWARDS THE BIG BOSS HIMSELF! AND GUESS WHAT?! HE TURNED INTO HIS JUNIS FORM AND CREATED A META FIELD AROUND HIM AND THE SPACE BEAST! I WAS A LITTLE DISAPPOINTED THAT I DID NOT GET TO SEE THE FIGHT BETWEEN HIM AND THE SPACE BEAST, BUT I'LL TAKE WHAT I'LL GET!

Alright, that's enough yelling now. After all of this was over, me, my counterpart, and Shirou had to report to the director, Da Vinci, and Romani about all of this. Their reactions to when we told them that all of that was based on a tv show…was expected.

We had a really long conversation after that.

Day 6.

Okay, for once, I wish the world would give Shirou a break from all of this insanity. Sure I have my obsessions with certain stuff like gundam, anime, and tokusatsu, but even I have my limits. Why is it that for some odd reason, Shirou keeps getting himself in situations that seem to be painful? And most of the time, those situations involves the women that have affections for him?

One situation that I want to mention for example would be the time where he somehow got stuck in a tug-of war between Ishtar and Astraea. As mentioned earlier, both Ishtar and Astraea knew him during his time when he was alive, and their history together goes back a long way. From what I heard, they were classmates in London back then, and even then, both Ishtar and Astraea had a rivalry, and Shirou would always be the one that would stop the fighting the two would cause.

Anyways, the reason why Shirou managed to be in a tug-of war between Ishtar and Astraea was that Astraea invited Shirou to something, but Ishtar did not like it and interrupted her. Then the two started arguing over who gets to invite Shirou and eventually, it turned into a tug of war where the two goddesses were pulling each of Shirou's arms.

Normally, anyone would look like he or she would be in pain from having his or her arms being pulled apart by two goddesses, but Shirou's face just says, "This is fine." As if he was used to this.

Honestly, I feel like he deserves a break from all of this. I mean, seriously! From what I heard from Da Vinci, both Merlin and Shirou's mother once came up with a plan to get those women to spend time with Shirou by creating a tournament called, "The Holy Shirou War." Apparently, it ended in a tie as Gilgamesh interrupted the event by trying to kill Shirou, only to receive a bunch of noble phantasms to his face. And speaking of which, I also heard that Gilgamesh's hatred for Shirou is so huge that I fear he'll attempt to kill him just out of pure spite.

Jeez, will someone help him?

End.

In conclusion, Shirou is a nice guy, and I can see why nearly everyone in Chaldea respects him, although his origins are a bit sad. I mean, losing everything that you love in front of you because of a fire from a cursed holy grail can break a person. It's hard to believe that he's okay after all of that. Then he found the love of his life during a holy grail war only to be separated from her at the end, and he reunited with her after his death. At least he has his happy ending.

Although with all of those women who have affections for him, I'm surprised he's not dead from being with all of them...