The Genuine Route Outtakes 1
"Hey! Don't ignore me! You know I'm right, Hachiman!"
'Don't say anything, Hachiman. Remember your karma' I think to myself, as I ignore the annoyance and continue my walk to school.
"Alright, fine! I won't stop bothering you until you respond to me!"
In a horrible twist of fate, I feel my foot catch itself on a curb. Falling on my face, I just lay there, in pain. "Ugh." I groan.
"Ugh, it's that girl…"
'Hm?' Looking back in the direction of my spot, I notice two very stereotypical mean girls pointing at the girl who stole my spot.
"She, is like, such an eyesore." Oi, stop bastardizing the Japanese language!
Ignoring the situation, I head back to class, not in the mood to handle this especially after this morning.
…
"I…I'm Yuri, it's a pleasure to meet you, Hikigaya-kun." I had seen her before, but now that I got a close look at her, something's off.
"Why are you red?" I ask the girl coated in a red liquid that totally wasn't blood, right?
"What?" She replies, confused.
"What?" I reply, confused.
"...Ano, Hikigaya-kun…You shouldn't ask questions you don't need the answers to." She smiles sweetly at me.
Alone in the clubroom, I hear the door to the clubroom slide open and close.
"There you are, Hachiman-kun." My current club president says, as I hear a click come from her side of the room. That click being the sound of the doors locking.
"Now, it's just me and you, Hachiman-kun. Now, no one can interrupt us."
At her words, I start to climb out the open window, much to her surprise. "Hachiman!"
With a leg already dangling out the window, I feel myself get pulled back in. "NO! Let me out! LET ME OUT!"
Don't question it. Like seriously, don't.