The Haw Hawed couple It's Nelson's birthday somehow again. Oscar refuses to bail Bart out this time so he goes and developed a friendship with Nelson especially after stopping everyone from laughing at him during gym for wearing his mom's underwear...
Meanwhile Lisa and Homer bond over reading Angelica Button, but Homer reads ahead one night and is devastated that his favourite character Greystache dies!
Plot
"Mooooom! Bart's drinking coffee!" Lisa ratted on Bart.
"It's not coffee it's hot Pepsi!" said Bart. He is drinking his Pepsi.
"And I drink tea, Miss Tattle-tale..." Oscar frowned.
Suddenly they heard Mom and Dad arguing.
"Well I wished I married Patty and Selma!"
"And I wished I married Lenny and Carl!" said Marge.
"Wow! Mom and Dad are mad at each other for some reason!" said Lisa listening in on the argument.
"Hit the road sistah. I am the emperor of eavesdropping!" said Cheatsy Koopa pushing her out of the way to listen in on the argument.
"Why is the bootleg Larry Koopa from the Super Mario cartoons here?" Bart asked.
"Because he's he only boy I know that wears eye shadow." said Oscar. "Isn't that right, shiny eyelids?"
Cheatsy rolled his eyes.
"Don't you spit sunflower seeds at me!" said Marge.
"I'll spit sunflower seeds where I want!" said Homer.
However in their room they weren't arguing, far from it. They were making out... Eeeeew!
The argument was just a recording on a tape.
"Hehehehe! That fake argument we recorded worked like a charm..." said Homer.
"Now the kids won't disturb us during morning snuggles!" said Marge.
"Dear lord, thank you for this love making we're about to commit. And enjoy watching!" said Homer. They counted to three and started snogging passionately and throwing their clothes off...
"And I hate the funny faces you draw on pumpkins! I want scary Halloween! Not silly Halloween!" Homer on the fake argument tape yelled. However the thrown clothes changed the tape. Now I rode a horse with no name played.
"I rode a horse with no name..."
Lisa was confused. "Country fair music?"
Oscar was dancing to his favourite song. He really likes A horse with no name for some reason...
Lisa paid him no attention and decided to look in the master bedroom to see what Mom and Dad were really up to. However she ended up seeing them naked having sex... Unfortunately Bart saw them too...
"Ay carumba! Lisa shut your eyes!" Bart yelled.
Lisa screamed and covered her eyes.
...
Bart was at recess the next day shivering traumatised spilling his chocolate ball candy everywhere.
"Bart you're spilling your chocolate malt balls..." said Milhouse.
"Milhouse steady my hand." said Bart.
"In Blighty we have boxes of Poppets. And they can have different flavour centres... Mmmmmm... flavoured centres..." said Oscar.
"I don't care..." Bart said to Oscar.
"I say at least you saw both your parents naked having sex and not just one of them..." said Milhouse.
Bart shivered.
"Big deal! I saw my mommy and daddy making babies once and I saw one of the babies and it looked at me!" said Ralph.
Bart winced. "Yes we know you ruined my conspiracy theory club! I had nearly everyone in school in my treehouse hanging onto my every word!" said Bart.
Ralph frowned, "You're stupid." he said annoyed.
"Uh no we got fed up because you kept mentioning the mole people!" said Milhouse.
"But I like the mole people!" Bart whined.
Suddenly Nelson was going around punching people in the stomach and giving them party invites. "Come to my party or you're dead! Come to my party or you're dead!"
"What is he doing?!" Bart asked Milhouse.
"It's his birthday again. And he didn't learn from last time..." said Milhouse.
"Alright when his out of earshot I'll gather everyone up to boycott it. And I mean it this time guys... don't wimp out at your parents..." said Bart.
His friends whined.
"Guys listen! If we all stick together and follow my plan, Nelson won't be able to kill all of us!" said Bart.
"Bart's right!" said Martin. Bart nodded. "Alone we're like fragile twigs!" He snapped a twig. "But together we're like a mighty faggot!" He had tied several twigs together.
"MARTIN!" The kids yelled angrily.
"What?" Martin asked.
"That's really offensive and homophobic! Don't say that word!" said Bart telling him off.
"But that's what a bundle of twigs is called! A faggot! You know full well I didn't mean anything else!" Martin replied.
...
At home.
"Bartholomew J Simpson! I've had enough of these cruel boycotts! You're going to Nelson's party!" Marge yelled.
"I don't think so! Oscaaaaar..." Bart called Oscar to undermine Marge.
"No! I'm not bailing you out with Nelson! You're such a hypocrite with him. One moment you hate him the next you want to hang out with him because he has a cool toy!" said Oscar.
"Oz... Fine! I'll go!" Bart yelled.
There was awkward silence.
"Can I have a Tootsie pop." Oscar asked.
Bart was driven to Nelson's wearing his dorky clothes and his dorky hairstyle from when he goes to church.
"Dad why did you dress me like this?" Bart asked.
"Hey you're lucky I dressed you at all and aren't making you go in your underwear!" said Homer.
Bart winced.
"Or worse, Wearing your geeky glasses..." Homer recalled when Bart briefly needed glasses and was prescribed a very geeky pair.
Bart winced.
Bart was dropped off at Nelson's. He was the only one attending as everyone made good on their boycott.
"Hey stinkwad..." said Nelson.
Nelson was upset no one attended his party so was strangely nice to Bart for making the effort to attend.
And Spider-Man and Dr Octopus were there!
"Dr Octogonapus blaaaaaaagh!" Bart yelled. "Sorry, I got a little obsessed with that YouTube cartoon." said Bart.
"No matter. Look! We got a piñata!" said Nelson.
"Cooooool!" said Bart.
At Milhouse's. Oscar had just immolated Luanne with his evil powers for insisting Milhouse go to Nelson's birthday party.
Milhouse looked very worried about Oscar.
"I bet he doesn't even give out gift bags..." said Oscar breaking the ice.
"Uh yeah..." said Milhouse. "Can you um not set my mom on fire with your mind..."
...
The next day on the way to school.
"So how was Nelson's party..." said Lisa.
"Okay, we had pizza rolls and beat up Spider-Man. But it was a one time thing and I'm never seeing Nelson again..." said Bart getting on the school bus.
"Bart! My birthday buddy!" said Nelson sitting up front.
"Uh hi... Yeah that party was great..." said Bart sheepishly. "Ralph want half of my sandwich?" Bart went off to see Ralph.
"Wait Bart. I saved you a seat! Because we're best friends!" said Nelson.
Bart screamed.
Lisa laughed like Nelson.
At recess Bart was eating his sandwich when Nelson interrupted him.
"I got you a present! A box of pool chalk cubes! We can make the tips of things blue!" said Nelson.
"Like our noses!" said Bart pretending to be interested.
"Or our wieners!" Oscar suggested something rude.
"Eeeeew! No Oz!" Bart groaned.
"Wanna hang out?" Nelson asked.
"Uh gee... I've got a book report to do. Seventy pages. It's really nuts..." said Bart packing away. But he bumped into Jimbo.
"Hey! You got water on my cheek!" Jimbo yelled.
"Oops!" said Bart gulping.
"You are so dead!" Jimbo tried to punch Bart but Nelson grabbed his fist and put Jimbo in an arm lock.
"Hey! Bart is my best friend now! So no one picks on him!" said Nelson.
"Yeah we really connected at a party." said Bart.
"Yeah a Bart's cool now, so leave him alone!" said Nelson.
"Okay sheesh!" said Jimbo getting Nelson to let him go.
"Yeah we're friends now so pick on someone smaller and weaker." said Bart.
"Let's go to the nursery and whale on toddlers!" said Dolph.
"We can jump them when they're having a nap!" said Kearney.
...
One night Homer was tucking Lisa in. When suddenly he heard Marge call him seductively.
Homer went out to the hall to find Marge in her sexiest night clothes waiting for him by the bedroom door.
"Ooooooh baby..." Homer moaned with pleasure and arousal.
However Lisa wanted something.
"Tucked in tight. Glass of water. Diaper changed. (Uh...) Night light on. Curtains shut so you can't see spooky graveyard. Don't do drugs. Good night." said Homer.
"Wait dad! Can't you read me a bed time story?" Lisa asked.
"But your mom smells of coconut!" Homer whined.
Lisa has a sad face.
"Okay fine... which one..." said Homer.
"Angelica button and the Dragon King's Truddle! It's the ninth one in the series!" said Lisa.
"Oh yeah that Harry Potter rip off that even grown ups like! Sad lonely grownups..." said Homer. He read one line. "Are you asleep yet?" Homer asked.
"No!" said Lisa.
Homer whined and kept reading.
Angelica was before the magical confederacy. (Ministry of magic) explaining Lord Evilton had infiltrated their ranks.
"Impossible! Sssssss!" said Lord Evilton naked.
"Foolish girl!" said the two headed witch.
"I sentence you to the sulphur mines of mount purgatory!" said a unicorn before neighing.
Homer gasped and tried to wake Lisa.
"Dad I'm tired... We'll read more tomorrow..." said Lisa.
"Or I could read ahead." said Homer.
"No! We have to read together!" said Lisa taking the book and holding it.
Homer tried to get the book off of her but gave up when she grabbed it and went to sleep snoring loudly.
"Homer! I want sex now!" Marge yelled.
Homer woke with a start and ran to his bedroom.
...
Meanwhile Bart band Nelson were on the roof of the school watching the sun rise. Uh... interesting priorities Marge and Homer...
"It's season rot..." Bart sighed.
The Swahili singing from Lion King rang out as the sun rose.
"Oz no!" Bart groaned.
Nelson talked about sharks exploding then gave Bart a gift.
"A Nelson vest! Uh... isn't this the one you stole from Try N Save?" said Bart.
"Didn't you steal a copy of Bonestorm from there...?" Nelson retorted.
"Okay! Not so loud!" said Bart. "Cool! The arms it torn off by wolves!" said Bart.
Nelson nodded and grinned.
There was a pause. "Can I hang out with your mom again?" Nelson asked.
"No!" said Bart annoyed.
Then they ripped off a scene from Goodfellas where Nelson takes Bart through the kitchen entrance past Mrs Krabappel and Fat Tony and his goons delivering rat milk or malk with vitamin R. And finally up the ladder to the kitchen where Lunch lady Doris let them try the soup before they went to the cafeteria. Skinner got them a nice table in front of a stage that was now there...
"So Scotty, how do you like school?" Willie asked a puppet.
"Closed!" said the puppet.
Everyone laughed and everything froze on Bart pulling the funniest face ever!
"And then from then on, everything was perfect." Bart narrated. "Except that photo you took Oscar! Why did you take it while I was in mid laughter? I look grotesque!" asked Bart.
"Because you look funny! Hehehehe!" Oscar giggled.
Bart sighed.
Plot 2
Homer ran home in a hurry one evening despite it still being light outside...
"Hey I'm no Flanders kids in bed by six but our kids need a regular bed time on school nights." said Homer.
"Uh about Bart and Nelson being on the school roof..." said Oscar.
"Narrator nobody cares..." said Homer. He ran inside the house.
"I care..." said Oscar.
Homer sighed.
"Lisa time for your bedtime story of Angelica button!"
"Homer she's sleeping over at Janey's" Said Marge. "Apparently her mom makes good mac and cheese..."
"I wouldn't worry Marge, as long as you don't put batteries in yours..." said Oscar.
Homer went to Lisa's room and found her Angelica Button book. A woman's voice called out to him from it.
"Homer... Homer... Why not read ahead..." said T R Francis.
"Lady I'm flattered but I'm married!" said Homer.
"Oh quiet you bumbling fool! Just read the title of the next chapter." said T R Francis.
"An unexpected occurrence? What could it be?!" Homer gasped.
T R Francis cackled evilly.
Homer read ahead.
"Angelica was trapped in the hourglass of Sandy doom!" Angelica was trapped in a giant hourglass slowly filling with sand like Princess Jasmine in Disney's Aladdin.
Greystache was duelling evil Finnish wizard Malicious Krubb!
"You can't win Greystache! If you save the girl you die!" said Malicious Krubb.
Greystache made a tough decision and zapped Malicious Krubb away and blasted the hourglass freeing Angelica button but Malicious Krubb zapped him killing him with the killing curse.
"Greystache!" Angelica gasped.
"I'm dying Angelica. But with my last words I must tell you... Lord Evilton is your..." Greystache died and turned into sand.
"Greystache!" Angelica cried.
"Nooooooooo!" Homer screamed. "Greystache dies!"
"Thanks for the spoiler big mouth!" Raphael threw a book at Homer's head knocking him out.
...
Bart was at the Kwik e mart drinking a squishee. Milhouse berated him for hanging out with a bully.
"Bart why are you hanging out with Nelson? He's a bully!" said Milhouse.
"Hey don't use the b word around me! It's offensive!" said Bart.
"Hey bully!" said Kearney to Jimbo.
"What up bully?" Jimbo replied and they headbutted.
Bart rolled his eyes.
"Why can't you just tell me why?" Milhouse asked.
"I can't okay." said Bart.
"It's not like you to be someone's sidekick..." said Milhouse.
"Hey. Bart Jojo Simpson is nobody's sidekick!" said Bart.
"So what's with the Nelson vest then?" Milhouse asked.
Because my chest is cold but my arms aren't!" said Bart.
"Well if you're not a sidekick then it's alright for you to go kite flying with me. In the park, where everyone can see us..." said Milhouse holding a red kite and a blue one.
"Go on Little Bart Simpson!" said Apu.
Milhouse wiggles his eyebrows up and down. Bart sighed.
"I'll take the blue pill Morpheus." said Oscar picking out the blue kite.
"Oz no! We're not doing a Matrix reference!" Bart yelled.
Milhouse laughed.
"Milhouse don't encourage him..." Bart sighed.
Milhouse continued chuckling. "He... I'm sorry Oscar but I only have two kites and I want to fly them with Bart." said Milhouse.
"Oh go on Milhouse. I think Oscar would like to fly a kite..." said Bart trying to get out of Milhouse's dare.
Milhouse sighed and left with Oscar.
Bart slurped his Squishee. Suddenly Sideshow Bob arrived, probably to try to kill him again.
"Aaaaagh! Sideshow Bob!" Bart screamed.
"Bart I have only this to tell you. Snape killed Dumbledore!" said Bob.
"Uh..." said Bart.
"Snape killed Dumbledore!" Sideshow Bob said theatrically.
"Uh Bob, I don't read..." said Bart.
...
Milhouse frowned as he was flying his kite with Oscar who was dressed in a Matrix trench coat and wearing sunglasses.
"Oscar you can be really obsessed sometimes..." Milhouse sighed.
"I know Morpheus. There is no spoon..." said Oscar.
Milhouse growled annoyed.
"You know what's better than flying a kite?" Oscar asked.
"No..." said Milhouse.
"Flying a kite naked!" said Oscar suddenly naked,...
Milhouse looked freaked out.
Later they practised their magic. They got out their magic wands.
"Flutter feather!"
"Flutter feather!" They practiced the levitation charm on som pebbles.
"I want to hang out with Bart..." Milhouse groaned.
"That's it! Head Zepplin!" Oscar zapped his head into a zepplin and he flew away...
"You're a jerk!" Milhouse whined as he flew away.
Oscar went off to the Phineas A Butterfats.
The lady running it sighed. "Same as usual..."
"Uh... no I'll have a Neapolitan banana split..." said Oscar.
The lady sighed and made up his order.
Oscar played Tetris on his Gameboy.
(Tetris music)
Elsewhere everyone jeered at Martin.
"Ooooh be nice!" Julio the gay hairdresser yelled at him.
"I keep telling you people another definition of Faggot is a bundle of twigs!" Martin whined.
"Hate crime! Hate crime!" People yelled.
At the ice cream parlour. Oscar is eating ice cream.
He then squirted the butter scotch bottle directly into his mouth.
The lady who now runs the place gagged in disgust.
...
Bart arrived late to Nelson's.
"You're late..." said Nelson annoyed. "I was gonna smash this toad but it peed in my hand." The toad hopped away.
"I'm sorry. I was Eh... stealing loose grapes from the supermarket." said Bart.
"Oh ok. Just remember that I like punctuality. That means good timekeeping! Look it up." said Nelson getting a little bit bossy.
"Okay I will. Let me make it up to you." said Bart. He took out his magic wand. "Toadius explodieus?" Bart tried to blow up the toad with magic but the spell backfired and the toad turned into a mutant frog man. Or should that be toad man?
The frog man vomited.
"Nice going Merlin..." said Nelson snarking. "Now I've got a mutant frog man puking on my lawn..."
"Please kill me!" said the vomiting frog man before vomiting green puke everywhere.
"Sorry I'm bad at spell casting when we're at Springwarts..." said Bart.
"Nelson, the cat has a leaky eye. I need you to dab his eye with some cotton swabs." said Nelson's mom clearly drunk.
"Eeeeeew..." said Bart.
"Uh I'll just be a sec Bart." said Nelson.
Bart winced as he heard a cat screech and saw Nelson being scratched to pieces by a mangy looking cat.
"Don't say anything..." said Nelson covered in scratches.
...
At Moe's Homer was sobbing and crying. "Greystache!" He sobbed into his beer.
"Aw gee! No man should outlive his favourite fictional wizard!" said Moe.
Homer while sobbing: "it's not just that, look at him! He looks just me!" said Homer holding a signed photograph of Greystache.
"Wow! He really does!" said Lenny.
"Cheer up Homer. I was in bits when Sirius Black died." said Carl.
"It's not the same!" Homer cried.
Carl sighed.
...
At school between lessons.
Bart was going to his locker when he found Nelson in there.
"Nelson!? Uh... how did you disable the egg catapult?" Bart asked.
"That's one thing I need to ask..." said Nelson covered in eggs inexplicably as he pulled Bart into his own locker and shut them both in.
"Uh... ok... Nelson why are we standing in my locker in the dark..." Bart asked as only his eyes could be seen.
"Because... I wanted to see what is was like for all the dorks I shove in to their lockers." said Nelson.
"It's really dark and claustrophobic..." said Bart.
"Oh. I didn't realise..." said Nelson.
Skinner and Chalmers were eavesdropping. Cheatsy glared at them.
"Just ignore it sir. It's complicated..." Skinner said to Chalmers.
In the locker.
"Well perhaps now you know how it feels you'll stop shoving kids in their lockers..." said Bart.
"I wish I could... But I have urges as a bully..." said Nelson.
"Can you let me out now?! It's hard to breath in here with your bad breath! Peeeeyeeew! Take a breath mint once in a while..." said Bart.
Nelson rolled his eyes and let Bart out.
"Okay but for that remark next episode we're back to being mutual acquaintances and occasional bully and nark." said Nelson.
"Awww... can't our friendship be status quo..." Bart whined.
...
At home one bed time Homer was crying at a picture of Greystache. "Oh Greystache..." said Homer. However he heard Lisa coming so he hid the picture.
"Sorry about the short term sleep over. Hope you didn't lose our place in the story dad!" said Lisa getting into bed.
"Uh before we start... How would you feel if something bad happened to Greystache...?" Homer asked.
"My childhood would be over!" Lisa gasped horrified by the thought.
Homer did a Curly gulp. He read on.
"Angelica was trapped in a giant hourglass of sandy doom..." Homer read setting the scene of Greystache's final battle with Malicious Krubb.
"He fought against the dark Finnish wizard Malicious Krubb." said Homer.
"You can't win Greystache! If you save the girl, you die!" said Malicious Krubb.
Homer stopped reading.
"Come on Dad! I want to see the happy ending!" said Lisa.
Homer's brain spoke to him. "This is it a Homer tine to do what you do best. Lie to a little girl!" said his brain.
Homer steeled himself and read on. "Greystache looked Malicious Krubb straight in the eye and said..."
"Moustache power activate!" Greystache bellowed. His moustache became two muscular arms. He kissed them and silly music played as he punched Malicious Krubb with them repeatedly. Then he folded Krubb up like a letter and put him in a postbox and then threw the postbox into the mouth of a dragon.
The dragon had a prison cel for a stomach with a barred window. The defeated Malicious Krubb sadly looked out from inside at Greystache.
"Oh I can't believe you defeated me..." said Malicious Krubb.
"And I somehow escaped!" said Angelica Button hugging Greystache.
"Now let us continue living!" said Greystache conjuring up a red sports car. They got in and drove off towards a castle.
The end!
Lisa looked puzzled by Homer's stupid ending.
"What happened to the magical confederacy and Lord Evilton?" Lisa asked.
"Uh... They went to Star Wars land and fought Star Wars..." said Homer.
"Oh dad! You tell the best stories!" said Lisa hugging him.
"There, now she'll never experience death until it happens to someone she loves..." said Homer's brain.
Uh no because Mona is not dying in my canon.
"Good night Dad." said Lisa.
"Good night Sweetie." said Homer kissing her good night and heading off to his room.
Lisa went to sleep. But once she was sure Homer was long gone she got up and quickly read the ending from Malicious Krubb saying "Save the girl and you die!" Till Greystache dying. She frowned and put the book down. "I prefer Dad's ending..." said Lisa.
Plot 3
Bart was hanging about with Nelson drinking grape juice cartons when Milhouse ran up to them.
"Please Bart just ask him if you can hang around with me for a while! Oscar's driving me nuts!" said Milhouse.
Oscar was in the playground dressed as as a Matrix character while Laurence Fishburne presented to him two kites. One red one blue.
"Take the blue one and you wake up at home, none of this ever happened. Take the red one and we see how far this rabbit hole goes..." said Laurence Fishburne as Morpheus.
Bart face palmed.
"Kali maaaaaaaaaa!" Oscar yelled.
Milhouse winced.
"Nelson... can I..." Bart asked Nelson.
"Sure! Why didn't you ask me before?" Nelson asked.
"Uh... I don't know but it made you happy hanging out right?" Bart asked.
"Bart we're friends. Whatever makes you happy is important too! Go and play with Milhouse if you want." said Nelson.
"Oh good! Thanks!" said Bart.
"He thought you were gonna go nuts on him!" said Milhouse as they ran off happily.
"He what?!" Nelson yelled.
A field.
Bart and Milhouse were lying on the grass looking at the clouds.
"That looks like an elephant." said Bart.
"That one looks like a candy cane." said Milhouse.
"That one looks like a flaming bus full of screaming kids..." said Oscar seeing a cloud that looked like that...
Bart sat up and gawked at him deeply concerned.
"Let's go to the arcade." said Bart sighing.
"That cloud looks a guy being decapitated." said Oscar.
"Oz stop freaking out Milhouse!" Bart yelled.
...
Lisa was in her room typing up Dad's new ending to Angelica Button.
"Hmmmm! Lisa I don't think you should ruin a book just because it had a sad ending..." said Marge.
"It's not just because the ending is sad. It's because it was badly written! How is Angelica supposed to find out she's the chosen one if Greystache is dead? And why didn't Malicious Krubb just kill her while she was talking to the dying Greystache?" said Lisa. "Dad's writing has its flaws... But with my brains I can make it better." said Lisa.
Marge sighed and left Lisa to vandalise her copy of Angelica Button and the Dragon king's Futtle dish.
"Oh that's nothing, George Lucas just replaced the Sebastian Shaw force ghost Anakin with Hayden Christensen..." said Oscar.
"Why?!" Marge yelled.
"I dunno..." said Oscar.
Lisa was typing.
"Can there be cartoon green bear cubs in it?" Oscar asked.
"No... Write that in your own fan fiction...",Lisa sighed.
Oscar sighed and went off to the land of the Happy Little Elves.
Bubbles the elf sighed with a soot covered face after the prankster elf gave him another exploding present.
Oscar arrived and headed to the forest of the Curious Bear Cubs.
Bubbles shrugged.
In the cute forest, Oscar stripped down to his diaper.
"Oooooooh cute bear cubs... Lost baby here, needs lots of loooooove!" said Oscar.
A green cartoon bear cub with a big round wet shiny green nose arrived.
"I wuv you!" said the bear cub in an obnoxiously cute voice.
Oscar grinned.
In her room Lisa typed up her fan fiction.
"And there should be a charms class here..." said Lisa.
Angelica was suddenly in Charms class instead of pursuing an unnecessary romance subplot with Davis the emo wizard.
She shrugged.
...
Bart was teasing Jimbo's gang while playing Mc Hammer's hammer time.
"Can't touch me! Yes just like the bad guy in lethal weapon three! I have diplomatic immunity!" said Bart rapping while wearing MC Hammer pants.
Everyone danced.
"Can't touch me..." said Bart.
"I'll read a book, recite pi, No you can't stick a fork in my eye!" Bart sang wearing MC Hammer pants.
Everyone danced.
"Can't touch me..." said Bart.
"Bart.., a word..." Nelson asked.
Bart gulped and went to see Nelson.
Everyone made handbag noises.
"Is it true you only hung about with me because you thought I'd go nuts if you said no?" Nelson asked.
"Kinda..." Bart said frightened.
"Awwwwwwww... Why does everyone think that?! Oh don't upset Nelson! He might explode and do something stupid like break his camera!" Nelson ranted and smashed up his camera. "Now look what you did!"
"Uh that was you that broke that camera Nelson..." said Lewis.
"Geez! Chill out!" Bart backed away from the angry Nelson.
"Okay I'm sorry! I'll calm down! Please forgive me!" said Nelson. "Can we be best friends still? Forever?"
"No! You're nuts! You're Koko bananas! Leave me alone." said Bart.
Nelson got really mad but didn't hurt him. "Okay as you wish Bart."
Bart gulped.
He stormed off.
"Wait Nelson!" said Bart going after him.
Elsewhere Oscar giggled while letting the Curious Bear Cub sniff his diaper with his big shiny green nose.
The bear cub grinned as he sniffed him.
...
Bart was wading through a river with Oscar not far behind.
"Where does this go Bart?" Oscar asked.
"I dunno but I saw Peter go this way once. And this is where Nelson went. I have to apologise to him." said Bart.
They found themselves at a quarry.
"I wonder where he went?" Bart asked.
Suddenly a drilling machine appeared and headed towards them. It didn't seem to see them or want to stop.
"Run!" Bart yelled as they ran. They ran and Bart pulled open a heavy door into a building only to fall down a hole.
He woke up sometime later down a pit. "Where am I?" Bart asked.
"Well look who dropped in..." said Nelson from the shadows.
"Nelson?" Bart asked.
"Still speaking to me?" Nelson asked.
"Nelson I'm-" said Bart.
"Don't explain. I could do with the company. This mud glob is really, really annoying..." said Nelson.
Mudboy was laughing insanely.
"Uh..." Bart winced.
"Oz why is he here..." Bart asked.
"I dunno, but Mudboy's funny..." Oscar chuckled.
Mudboy smirked and bounced about on his butt.
"Also I bought with me an Artemis Fowl book..." said Oscar.
"Ugh! Just because Fairy Girl calls Artie Chicken Mudboy..." Mudboy groaned.
Oscar smirked.
"Come on this way." said Mudboy.
"To where?" Bart asked.
"To fun place..." said Mudboy.
Nelson shrugged.
...
Oscar tried to batter the door down as the drill machine got closer and closer. Then he decided his on,y chance of not being shredded was to jump out of the way. He did so and the drill machine drilled through the door and came to a complete stop in a storage building.
The building was old and dusty on the inside as if it had never been used in a long time.
Oscar found some levers.
"I wonder where Bart went?" Oscar asked. "Oh well, I'll try one of these levers..." He pulled a lever without any dust on it and plummeted down a deep pit. "Wrong leveeeeeeer!" He yelled quoting Yzma...
He landed in a pile of dust and recovered immediately. He saw footprints in the mud.
"Footprints! Muddy footprints!" said Oscar following them. For some odd reason they went up a vertical wall into a small hole.
Before Oscar had long to ponder this a giant monster mole bursted out of the wall snarling at him.
"Aaaaaaaagh!" Oscar screamed and ran off.
He was chased by the giant mole.
"Moley moley moley!" He quoted Austin Powers.
"Okay you're just silly..." said the mole.
At the Simpsons
Homer welt about Greystache. "Greystache..."
"Oh lord..." Marge sighed.
The attic, Hugo was sleeping. If someone told him that Oscar was going to mess up the episode with madness and singing crocodiles he would believe them. It was a Tuesday for Hugo or any other normal day.
Heck. he literally lived with 2 superheroes, a cloud cuckoo lander and a bunch of magical creatures, so he was saying something here!
The drooling 10:year old slept.
Pigeon-rat fluttered about in its cage.
Hugo was suddenly awoken by a singing crocodile as he sang Crocodile shoes.
Hugo grunted as he banged his head on the rafters, he rubbed his sore head.
"I have to go lickity spit!" said the shark accountant.
"Wait Gerald!" said the singing crocodile.
Hugo winced baffled.
...
"Is the narrator just copying part of that weird mudboy episode of Jumanji?" Lisa asked.
...
Oscar ran for his life. "Why can't you just be a cute funny clown!" Oscar asked. Suddenly his powers zapped the giant mole and turned it into a harmless clown. The clown laughed and beeped his nose.
Oscar giggled.
...
Meanwhile Mudboy was skipping about the dirt mines singing "Mudboy has no hair! Mudboy wears no underwear!" and laughing while twerking his bare butt.
"Mudboy wait!" Bart asked.
Mudboy skidded to a stop in his mud in a cartoony fashion leaving a slippery trail.
"I thought you knew the way out of here, that's why we've been following you!" said Bart.
"I do! But first ask about Mudboy's underwear!" Mudboy somehow despite being a mud creature was wearing pants. Now he was holding a muddy pair of pants.
"Good grief..." Nelson sighed.
Oscsr laughed.
"Mudboy this is serious! If I don't get back to school I could be in serious trouble!" said Bart.
"Trouble trouble wubble wubble! Nyahahahahaha!" Mudboy grabbed Bart's arm and tried to pull him along but Bart resisted and Mudboy slipped in his mud and fell over with a cartoony splat. He got up to empty mud out of his ears.
Oscar sang Lime in the coconut again.
Bart sighed.
"You two doofuses are meant for each other..." Bart sighed.
Oscar frowned.
Plot 4
Mudboy was still goofing off and bouncing about.
"You do you want! Nelson are you coming?" Bart asked.
"Sure anywhere away from this freak..." said Nelson as they left.
Mudboy didn't like being called a freak. He growled and his face turned red for a second. He got up and ran after Bart and. Nelson somehow overtaking them and they stopped to hear what he had to say.
"And get eaten by a big hairy spider?" said Mudboy.
"A what?!" Bart asked. They heard an unearthly gurgle from the caverns.
"Uh maybe we should follow Mudboy..." said Nelson.
Mudboy laughed and ran off.
"Mudboy wait!" Bart ran after him followed by Nelson. However Bart slipped on some slippery mud and fell on his butt and slid down the caverns. Wheeeeeeeee!
"Whoooooooooaaaa!" Bart yelled.
"This suuuuuuucks!" Nelson yelled.
Mudboy laughed as they went down and around a slide slicked with mud and then they entered a brighter cavern across a lake of mud and slammed into a rubbery column.
Bart was the first to get up. "Ay carumba! Where are we?!" he asked looking around the cave.
"Fun place. Funnest place ever! Muck!" said Mudboy jumping down to something.
Bart and Nelson shrugged their shoulders and jumped after him.
They landed on some soft spongy ground like a bouncy castle. Their feet got stuck so they grunted and pulled themselves free.
Mudboy jumped causing the bouncy floor to send Bart and Nelson flying upwards.
They yelled before landing softly on the floor.
"Awesome! A big bounce house! These never get boring!" said Nelson bouncing up and down.
"Nelson stop! I'm getting giddy!" said Bart.
They watched Mudboy bounce about even off of stalactites.
"Cooool! Let me try!" said Bart. He ran off and jumped to get height and bounced about the cavern in an almost impressive feat as Mudboy.
"Super double triple ultimate cool beans!" said Bart. "Okay I'm never saying that again..."
"We could play in here forever!" Nelson said in awe.
"Forever?" Mudboy asked eagerly.
"Whoa wait Nelson I do have to get home and go to school unfortunately..." said Bart.
Nelson frowned and stomped really hard on the floor causing Bart to go flying into a spongy stalactite. Then Nelson scooped up some mud and threw it at Bart gluing him to the stalactite by his hands.
"Unnnnnngh! What are you doing?!" Bart asked.
"Now you're stuck here forever..." said Nelson.
"Barty stuck in yucky yuck!" said Mudboy.
Bart grunted and struggled.
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Oscar wandered about the tunnels until he slipped on some slippery mud and slid down on his butt. "Wheeeeeeeeeee!" He giggled. However he didn't fly as far as Mudboy, Bart and Nelson did and landed in the muddy lake.
"Ugh! Mud..." said Oscar up to his waist in mud.
Mudboy giggled and waved goodbye to him.
Suddenly a whirlpool current pulled Oscar under. He cried for help.
Then after the scene transition the whirlpool was gone but the mud bubbled as a Oscar was sinking like the mud was quicksand/sinking mud.
"Bart heeeeelp!" Oscar cried.
"I'm coming Oz!" said Bart. He somehow before Oscar arrived. Mudboy took the trouble to glue Bart's feet to the stalactite and stick a wad of mud across his torso and some rubbery strips on his wrists. This was a bad idea because Bart with some struggles pulled himself free.
"Unnnnngh! Nelson do something..." Oscar grunted as he was sinking.
"Like what?!" Nelson asked.
Bart was dangling upside down by gooey mud holding his feet to the stalactite. He used momentum to swing about. He grunted as the goo stretched like a bungee. "Almost... got it! Nnnnnnnnnnngh!" Bart struggled and pulled himself free of the mud. But fell off the stalactite.
"Bart! Heeeeelp!" Oscar was almost submerged as he slowly went under. Bart gasped and Nelson without a word helped him up onto a stalactite. Bart dangled upside down and grabbed Oscar's hand and pulled him out of the mud and they landed on dry land.
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Bart was not happy with Nelson.
"Nelson what is wrong with you? Why did you do that to me?!"
"Uh guys settle your domestic later. We've got trouble..." said Oscar.
Mudboy was splattering mud on himself to make himself bigger and bigger...
"Uh Mudboy you're a lot bigger now!" said Bart.
"All the better to smoosh you with!" Mudboy said in a deep voice. He threw a rock at them.
"Run!" Bart yelled as they ran away into more tunnels.
They climbed up into something and hid while mudboy was putting more mud on himself.
Bart accidentally kicked a rock.
Mudboy heard them and stared into the hole they were hiding in. Big eye!
They yelled and ran off.
Mudboy knew they had found a way to the surface and burrowed his way up.
Oscar, Bart and Nelson headed outside. Mudboy soon emerged gigantic.
"Oh al muddies..." Oscar gulped wetting himself.
However the summer sunshine turned Mudboy to solid dry stone like mud. Dry mud basically.
"Well that was convenient..." said Bart.
"Bart... can you ever forgive me for back there..." said Nelson.
"I don't know! I need some time! You really freaked out Nelson! I don't know if we can still be friends..." said Bart.
"Please! I'll hang myself!" said Nelson.
"See? That's my point... Later..." said Bart heading off home.
The end!