Stretchdude and Clobbergirl A league of their own. Another Stretchdude and Clobbergirl episode. This time Judge Snyder gies a bit crazy from a magic mallet...
Plot
Stretchdude and Clobbergirl were fighting the jerk army colonel um... Colonel Schultz from Gi D'oh who was trying to enact a Battle Royal hunt down the town idiots thing.
"Barney's Bowlerama! You are a location known for harbouring Homer Simpson!" said the Colonel about to fire on the bowling alley.
"Alright Colonel... take your boys in green elsewhere..." said Stretchdude.
"Yeah!" said Clobbergirl.
"Insubordination Eh? Why I oughta court martial you two.." said the jerk colonel guy.
Oscar was playing with tiny green plastic soldiers.
Bart as Stretchdude sighed.
Elsewhere Plastic Man was fighting the Legion of Doom or something.
His sidekick, a fat cartoon guy wearing green and wearing a straw hat was eating a sandwich.
Plastic Man sighed.
Back at Springfield.
"How about you kids enlist?" asked the evil colonel guy.
"How about you bite me..." Stretchdude rudely replied.
"Grrrrr! I'll sort out that attitude of yours boy!" said the colonel.
"You can't invade a home town..." said Clobbergirl.
"Yes I can. Congress slipped the bill in on National Broccoli Day!" said the colonel.
"Aaaaaaaaagh! Broccoli! Deadly Broccoli!" Oscar screamed.
The colonel was baffled.
"He still thinks Treehouse of Horror XI is canon..." Stretchdude sighed.
"Oh and your even worse than Brooklyn the gargoyle from Disneys Gargoyles... Seriously! Brooklyn?! That is not a gargoyle name! They should call him Pazuzu or Baal.." said Oscar.
Stretchdude winced.
"Drop down and gimme twenty push ups soldier!" The colonel yelled.
"One I don't work for you. Two I am allergic to outdoor exercise..." said Oscar.
The colonel seethed.
"Sir you an asshole..." said Oscar.
"That does it!" The colonel yelled.
Clobbergirl punched a tank sending it flying far away...
"Uh maybe we should retreat!" The colonel gave up.
"Well that was easy..." said Stretchdude.
...
Meanwhile outer space.
Homer is Galactus for some reason...
"Mmmmmmm... planets..." said Homer Galactus eating a planet.
"Homer-Lactus you need to go on a diet..." said Bart as the Silver Surfer.
"Hey watch that attitude! I created you!" said Homer Galactus.
"Bite my silvery metal ass..." said Silver Surfer Bart.
Homer Galactus seethed.
"My humble servant, find me a delectable planet to eat!" said Homer Galactus.
"Don't you think you should cut down on the planet munching, wide load?" said Silver Surfer Bart.
"Why you little!" Galactus strangled Silver Surfer Bart.
"Ack gack! Earth! Go and eat Earth!" said Bart as the Silver Surfer.
"Hmmmmm! Earth does sound delicious..." said Homer as Galactus.
Marge as one of the Watchers appeared in a skimpy outfit.
Homer Galactus drooled.
"Galactus stop putting me in skimpy outfits!" Marge as a Watcher yelled.
Galactus put her in a more sensible outfit.
"Now where was I... Ah! Galactus don't eat Earth!" Marge as a Watcher nagged.
"But it's so sweet and tasty..." Homer as Galactus whined.
Marge as a watcher glared at him.
"Oh fine..." said Homer as Galactus.
A Flaming Moe appeared.
Homer as Galactus laughed.
"Yeah, Yeah... I'm a parody of one of the all powerful galactic beings in the Marvel comics..." said Moe as a Flaming Moe.
"You're a gender swapped version of Nova..." said Comic Book Guy wearing an astronaut suit.
Nova Moe sighed. "Galactus are you gonna let that midge boss you about..." said Moe.
"Maybe..." said Galactus.
Nova Moe sighed.
A giant all powerful Barney belched.
Moe grimaced. Um he's a herald or something.
"Uh I'll order a delivery..." said Galactus Homer.
...
Earth.
Bart and Lisa were walking about.
Bart stretched his arm about across the road to tap Kirk on the shoulder.
"What?" Kirk asked.
Bart laughed contracting his stretched arm back to normal.
"Bart don't misuse your powers! Your a superhero..." Lisa nagged.
"Superheroes can have fun..." said Bart.
"No they can't!" Lisa yelled.
"Yea they can, I'm always goofing off..." said Ben Tennyson. He turned into Stinkfly and fkew off somewhere.
Lisa growled annoyed.
Milhouse arrived. "Hey Bart."
Bart was stretching and morphing to make hideous faces at Lisa. "Hey Milhouse."
"Oh yeah you're a super hero now..." said Milhouse.
"Yeah it's great, I can slap Nelson from across the classroom.
Nelson one day was sat at the front of the class, Bart stretched his arm with his Stretchdude powers and slapped him.
"Ow!" Nelson whined.
Bart laughed.
"I can tap a friend's shoulder without them knowing it was me..." said Bart.
He stretched his arm out some meters away and tapped Oscar who was playing his Gameboy.
"Eh?" Oscar was baffled.
"And I can pilfer drumsticks at dinner before Homer gets to them..." said Bart.
At dinner. The Simpsons have chicken drumsticks.
Bart stretching his arms with his rubber powers grabbed drumsticks to take to his plate.
Homer grunted annoyed.
Bart laughed.
Lisa seethed.
"Miss Goody-Two-Shoes here doesn't like me mucking about with my powers though..." said Bart.
"For good reason!" said Lisa.
Bart yawned rudely at her.
...
They are standing there.
"Now what?" said Milhouse.
"I think we're waiting for the school bus..." said Lisa.
"Pfffft... Super heroes don't go to school..." said Bart.
Lisa sighed.
Oscar and Hugo arrived.
"Hey Hugo..." said Bart.
"Kallae Kistnaaaaaaeee!" Oscar rasped in gibberish.
Bart sighed.
Oscar was reading his spell book and practiced fire magic. He waved his magic wand and shot fire at Milhouse's butt burning his shorts.
"Ow! My Gluteus!" Milhouse cried.
Bart winced.
"I also can turn myself back into a baby with magic..." said Oscar.
"Uh don't do that.." said Bart.
Oscar sighed.
The bus arrived. Otto was rocking out to Black Sabbath or something.
Bart shrugged and they all got on the bus.
Nelson was hitting Martin. Wendell was feeling queasy...
Bart and Milhouse sat down together.
"Ugh... another dull day at school." Bart sighed.
Oscar was hugging Hugo.
"Haaaaaaauuuwww! Hugey!" He squealed.
"Oz! Personal space!" Hugo whined.
Lisa giggled.
"No Mr Ink! I will not burn the monkeys!" Ralph was talking to his plushies.
"I agree with the plush Laddie! Burn the monkeys! BURN THEM!" said his imaginary friend the leprechaun.
Pimp Dojo smoked a joint.
Lisa winced at Ralph.
Suddenly Bart as the Silver Surfer flew past. Lisa gasped and rubbed her eyes.
Did I just see that? she thought.
...
School.
Everyone headed to class.
Nelson tried to hurl an apple at Bart's head. But he split his head open vertically and the apple passed through. Bart then morphed his head back together again.
"That is so creepy..." Lisa grimaced.
Bart whistled as he headed to class.
Fourth grade. Bart was sat by the window.
Mrs Krabappel was teaching maths.
Bart sat bored, being an underachiever and proud of it.
Suddenly the Silver Surfer Bart flew past.
"Uh?" Bart winced.
Suddenly Skinner bsrged in with the mayor.
"Edna, Bart is to be excused from school for the rest of the day. A super powered costumed supervillain is terrorising the town." said Skinner.
Bart sighed. He went to his locker and changed into his Stretchdude costume.
"Come on Bart!" said Lisa in her Clobbergirl costume.
Bart sighed.
Town.
The jerk colonel guy was being driven about. One of his soldiers put on the radio.
Uptown girl played.
"I hate you..." said the evil colonel guy.
Stretchdude and Clobbergirl arrived to find Troy McClure as a spoof of Aquaman.
"Such beautiful but sadly dead fish..." said Troy in a fishmongers.
"Ugh..." Bart groaned.
"Mr McClure what are you doing?" Lisa sighed.
"Liberating these gorgeous fish. Are there any mermaids around here?" Troy asked.
Bart winced in disgust.
Suddenly the Silver Surfer Bart arrived.
"Hey dudes! Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" said Silver Surfer Bart.
Stretchdude winced.
"So the doctor said, Pull yourself together man! Gahahahaha!" said the Silver Surfer Bart.
Bart sighed. "Thst joke was lame."
"Bite my silvery metal ass..." said The Silver Surfer Bart.
Oscar was juggling.
Bart frowned at him.
Plot 2
Still in town.
"Why are you here?" Clobbergirl asked.
"Well my master Galactus wants to eat your planet..." said the Silver Surfer Bart.
"Uh... We don't want that..." said Stretchdude.
"Oh, good. Luckily I am more willing to hear you out than the live action Silver Surfer..." said Silver Surfer Bart.
"I have no choice." said the Silver Surfer.
"You do have a freakin choice! You can choose not to destroy us!" said Stretchdude.
The Silver Surfer sighed.
"It's clobbering time!" Clobbergirl boasted.
"I'm warning you missy!" The Thing yelled.
Clobbergirl sighed.
They fight the live action Silver Surfer.
Bart Silver Surfer whistled nonchalantly as he rode about on his board.
Then he got up to more silliness.
"Silver Skater! I am hungry! Bring me to a planet!" said Galactus.
Silver Surfer Bart brought him to the planet Uranus.
"This is it? What planet is this?" Galactus asked.
Silver Surfer Bart snickered. "Uranus." He was being funny again...
"Are there people on Uranus?" Galactus asked.
Bart as the Silver Skater laughed.
"What? Are there people on Uranus?" Galactus asked.
Bart as the Silver Skater laughed.
Galactus Homer was baffled.
On Earth The Silver Surfer was still fighting Stretchdude and Clobbergirl.
"Please I must destroy you." said the Silver Surfer.
"No chance..." said Stretchdude.
"Why do you resist?!" said the Silver Surfer.
"Because we want to live..." said Stretchdude.
The Silver Skater arrived. "Okay I've got a joke, you'll plotz! What do you call a camel with three humps..."
Stretchdude groaned.
"Humphrey! Gahahahaha!" the Silver Skater laughed.
"Okay I don't want to live in a world with that..." Stretchdude sighed pointing to the Silver Skater.
...
Elsewhere in town.
Tai from Digimon and Agumon cameo'd.
"Tai you can't trademark your hair do..." said Agumon.
Oscar smirked pointing at his own hair.
Suddenly Akirkimon appeared. Powerful Digimon.
"Agumon! Warp digivolve tooooooo... Wargreymon " said WarGreymon.
"Cooooooool!" said Oscar.
Tai grinned. Wargreymon utterly annihilated the evil Digimon. reducing it to data.
Across the street Judge Snyder found a large gold radioactive hammer.
"Oh!" said the judge. He picked it up.
The hammer gave him super powers but he became a crazed supervillian.
"Oh it is on in a manner similar to Donkey Kong!" said Judge Snyder.
Ralph grimaced exasperated.
Judge Snyder went on s rampage with the hammer.
"Silence in court!" he bellowed.
People fled the mad judge.
"Hurry up and reach your verdict!" Snyder yelled.
Space.
"Hair Walker, find me a planet to eat!" Galactus yelled.
Marge as the herald Hair Walker or one of the Watchers, I dunno... showed him a healthy planet full of life.
"And low on calories and saturated fats!" said Hair Walker.
"Ugh!" Galactus groaned.
"You need to diet Galactus!" Hair Walker nagged.
Galactus banished her.
Town where Troy is.
Bart and Lisa as Stretchdude and Clobbergirl were still fighting the Silver Surfer.
Then the King of Atlantis was angry about pollution etc.
"Stop polluting the sea!" he yelled.
"Eep! Sorry fish guy!" Stretchdude gulped.
"I am King Neptune!" The king of Atlantis yelled.
"Sheesh! Chillax..." said Stretchdude.
...
Home.
Oscar was lying in the lounge wearing just a diaper while Teddy the living teddy bear sniffed his diaper with his big wet shiny black nose.
Oscar giggled.
Teddy was still sniffing him, uh this goes on and on a lot...
Oscar winced as he wet himself from being sniffed. "Ugh..." However his pet teddy bear thing was still sniffing him.
Oscar stared fixated at Teddy's big round shiny wet black nose. He grimaced as he watched Teddy's nose quiver and twitch.
"Isn't my nose amazing?" Teddy grinned before sniffing him again.
Oscar squeezed his nose. it squeaked like a toy. Oscar giggled and squeezed his nose again.
Teddy grinned and held Oscar's legs as he sniffed his diaper again. Oscar blushed and sweated.
However his pet bear thing was still sniffing him. Oscar squeezed his nose again.
Teddy rubbed his sore nose and grinned. He shrank Oscar. "Now try that squirt!" he picked up Oscar in his huge paw.
Oscar grunted as he struggled. Teddy sniffed him with his big shiny wet nose.
Bart and Lisa returned home.
Bart winced disturbed by Teddy tormenting Oscar.
"Screw Hank and his overly sensitive dick of a creator!" Oscar yelled.
Bart sighed.
"Back from saving the world my two little superheroes?" Marge asked.
"Yep!" said Lisa.
"Uh don't get too comfy kids. Looks like you've got another super powered villain to deal with the Judge has gone nuts!" said Homer.
Bart and Lisa groaned.
They head towards the court house.
"Bring out the defendant!" Judge Snyder yelled.
"Judge." Bart heard Inane Brian talk.
"Shut up!"
"Judge..."
"Shut up!"
Bart as Stretchdude winced.
Inside Judge Snyder is trying to hold a court session with store mannequins as the jury and other people watching the case.
"Order! Order! The case is now in session!" said the crazed Snyder.
Bart did a "He's crazy!" gesture.
Lisa nodded.
...
"How dare you turn up to my court room dressed like that!" Judge Snyder with bulging muscles roared. he held a massive golden hammer.
"Where did he get that hammer?!" Lisa asked.
In town.
"Glavin! Where is that radioactive hammer?!" Frink sighed.
"Sit down!" Snyder yelled.
"Your honour please!" Clobbergirl asked.
"Silence! Speak when you're spoken to!" The judge yelled.
Clobbergirl sighed.
Outside Oscar, Homer and Hugo arrived.
"Oh my thighs!" Homer groaning as he hated running.
Hugo sighed.
"I sentence you to death!" Snyder yelled.
"Objection!" Oscar yelled.
"Overruled." said Snyder.
"If I hear objection followed by overruled again I will scream!" said Lionel Hutz.
"No screaming in my court room!" said Snyder.
"surrender Judge Snyder! That Radioactive gavel may have given you super powers but it's also made you crazy!" said Stretchdude as a super powered fight starts.
"I'm not out of order! You're out of order! Silence in my court!" said Snyder.
Clobbergirl is about to hurl a statue.
"Oh my!" Homer cried frightened.
"Coooool!" said Oscar.
"Now face the wrath of Judge Mental!" said Snyder.
"That's a stupid name..." said Oscar.
"How dare you!" said Snyder.
"Silence! Now for the awesome Stretchdude and Clobbergirl theme tune!" said Oscar.
We cut to the title sequence.
Stretchdude and ClobberGirl!
He's a human rubber band, she's the Hulk in pearls!
He's a limber lad, she's a powerful lass!
He'll wring your neck! And she'll kick your ass!
Stretchdude! And ClobberGirl! Stretchdude Clobbergirl! Stretchdude...(fade out)
Tonight's episode, Judge Mental.
We cut back to the battle inside the court room.
"I love that theme tune..." Oscar was in awe.
Hugo winced.
...
The court room.
"i find you kids in contempt of court!" said Judge Snyder firing lightning out of his gavel.
"Whoa." said Clobbergirl.
"And I find you in contempt of cat!" Gahahaha!" Oscar laughed.
Bart sighed.
I need a cartoon cat lawyer..." said Oscar.
"Oz seriously shut up!" Stretchdude groaned.
He then wrapped himself around Snyder because he is stretchy.
"You're all tied up in knots Judge!" Stretchdude boasted.
"Clobbergirl, Bouncing Battle Baby! Another foul ball special right at Snyder!" said Bart.
"Don't you mean fast ball?" Clobbergirl asked.
"No foul ball. Maggie's diaper needs changing..." said Bart.
"Eeeeeeeew!" Oscar groaned,
Clobbergirl threw Maggie at Judge Snyder.
"Ooooooh! Right in the docket..."
Stretchdude turned into a plane and flew about for some reason.
Oscar winced.
Eventually they defeat Judge Snyder.
"Ooooooooh..." said the judge powering down.
"I'm sorry your honour but that hammer drove you crazy..." said Clobbergirl.
"Oooooooh! Oh my court room! Clobbergirl explain! And truthfully!" said Judge Snyder now himself again.
Later.
"I see..." said Judge Snyder looking about the ruins of his courtroom that looked as if an earthquake hit it. "Maybe I need a vacation..."
"Don't make it too long!" said Stretchdude.
"Oooooooh! I need a lie down..." said the judge.
Stretchdude and Clobbergirl explained. things to the cops. Ie that the judge wasn't himself.
"Ugh these superheroes make me look lazy..." Wiggum whined.
"You are lazy chief..." said Lou.
Wiggum frowned at him.
Plot 3
However all was not well.
While Stretchdude and Clobbergirl celebrated another super powered freak dealt with...
"Our court house!" Agnes yelled.
"Vandals!" said Luanne.
"Look about that. Sometimes we have to get a little rough dealing with dangerous super villains..." said Stretchdude.
"He's right." We're sorry ladies but our job does sometimes result in unfortunate carnage! Blame the villains for not surrendering quietly!" said Clobbergirl.
"Yeah we did good work today!" said Bart.
"You said it Stretchdude!" said Lisa.
"Good work?! Good work?! Look what you've done!" Agnes yelled.
Bart and Lisa look at the ruins of the court house.
"We're sorry about that. We caught the bad guy though..." said Bart.
"And who is gonna pay the damages to our courthouse?!" said Mrs Krabappel.
"Certainly not me!" said Homer.
"We're gonna put a stop to your super vandalism!" said Agnes.
"Oh please... We just defeated the League of chaos, the League of doom and the League of evil..." said Stretchdude.
"The Legion of Doooooooom!" Oscar said chuckling.
Bart sighed at him.
"Well we're the League of women!" said Agnes, Luanne, Edna and Ruth.
"Oh what's your super power? I know, you get extra naggy once a month!" said Homer.
"Uh Dad, don't provoke them..." said Hugo.
The women seethed.
At the city hall the next day...
"And so I announce in light of recent damage caused by super heroes trying to apprehend villains I have no choice to ban super heroes from the town..." said Mayor Quimby.
"Ha! I'd never agree to that law!" said Mayor West. Because you're Batman!
"But Mr Mayor we saved your life on ten occasions!" said Clobbergirl.
"My decision stands..." said Quimby.
"No super heroes! Oh but I just made my Gill Man costume, cleared up my inner ear infection and took swimming lessons!" said Ol' Gil the unlucky guy.
Oscar laughed.
Bart winced.
...
In a shadowy alleyway.
"Well that's it..." said Bart.
"Stretchdude and Clobbergirl are no more..."
Or Battle baby...
They throw their costumes in a garbage can.
"Hey! Super hero costumes go in the red bin!" Willie yelled.
School next day.
"Maybe this hero ban is a good thing. I'll have more time to study..." said Lisa.
"How is that a good thing..." Bart sighed.
Oscar tagged in blue spray paint on a wall. "Hank Simpson sucks."
"Stop going on about diapers?! How are you justified?!" Hank yelled.
Oscar punched him.
Bart and Lisa were chatting when Nelson tried to hit Bart.
"Uh, what are you doing?" Bart asked morphing out of the way.
"Trying to punch you to get your lunch money!" Nelson yelled.
Bart stretched and split himself like play doh to avoid being hit. "Uh no..."
"Principal Skinner! Bart's not letting me bully him! His super powers are getting in the way!" Nelson whined.
"Bart report to detention!" said Skinner.
"No fair!" said Bart.
"Bart no super powers allowed!" said Skinner.
Bart groaned.
Things were bad for Lisa too.
"Lisa you're being excluded from gym class forever." said Mrs Pommelhorse. Still not a man yet...
"But if I don't pass gym I won't pass second grade!" Lisa whined.
"I'm sorry Lisa." said Mrs Pommelhorse.
"And I'll be banished to Monster Island!" said Lisa.
"Which is actually a peninsula..." said Oscar.
"Okay that was funny once Oscar..." said Janey.
"Lisa hand over the dodgeball..." said Mrs Pommelhorse. There were dents in the wall and everyone in second grade was badly injured and being attended to by medics...
Ralph yelled into Dr Nick's stethoscope.
"Oooooooow! My ears!" Dr Nick whined.
...
Home.
The Simpsons are eating in the kitchen.
"This sucks..." Bart groaned.
"Bart don't use that sort of language!" said Marge.
"Fine... This blows." said Bart.
"Hmmmm! I'm not sure if that's worse or not..." said Marge.
"That's what she said..." Oscar snarked and cracked up laughing.
"Quiet boy..." Homer snarled.
"Bart's right! If we can't use our powers to do good then we're just freaks!" said Lisa.
"Like Ugly Bart!" said Homer pointing to Hugo.
"ENOUGH!" Oscar yelled at him.
"Sorry dear but I can't hear you over Maggie's bouncing!" said Marge.
Maggie is bouncing.
"I think she's full of beans..." said Marge.
I'm full of beans... Hehehehe..." said Oscar. He farted.
"Ugh..." Bart groaned wafting his odour.
They then go out the front.
There are supervillains everywhere...
"No fair! The Villains can still use their powers..." said Bart.
"That's because Villains don't care about the law..." said Lisa.
"Coooool! MODOK..." said Oscar noticing MODOK fly about.
Dr Colossus was chasing Ned.
There was an incorrectly coloured in Deathstroke...
"We should go inside... before someone gets hurt..." said Marge.
"Now Marge, Supervillains are more afraid of you, than you are of them..." said Homer. "Watch!"
"Dad no!" Lisa whined.
"Dad yes!" said Hugo delighted.
"Hey big head! You have a big head!" Homer yelled.
We cut to him lying in a hospital bed in bandages.
"No wait! It's bobcats! Bobcats are more scared of you, than you are of them!" He realised.
"No bobcats are police officers in Disney cartoons!" said Oscar.
Bart face palmed.
...
There is a town auction. The four women who banned super heroes, Edna, Agnes, Luanne and Ruth would be there. So Bart and Lisa took the opportunity to beg them to reconsider their new law.
Also Oscar has smart aleck and surprising responses to alien words Agnes accidentally says.
"Please! Supervillains are rampaging across the city causing even more damage!" said Lisa.
"And we're bored." said Bart.
"No! By Zorgon! You children are too irresponsible to use such power!" said Agnes.
"Zorgon?! Who's Zorgon?!" Lisa asked.
"Zorgon? I didn't say anything about the almighty Lord Zorgon!" said Agnes.
Bart winced.
"The Zorgon are those aliens from Zathura. Aka Jumanji set in spacd or Space Jumanji..." said Oscar.
Bart glared at him.
Then Snake as some sort of bird man arrived followed by Johnny the human scumbag as a lime jello man!
"Mmmmmm! Lime jello..." said Oscar hungry.
"Kid I am not lime jello..." said Johnny. "Now hand over your wallet!"
"Why are you two not robbing a bank?" Edna asked.
"Because there's a massive line of other robbers who got there first. It was either here or a youth club." said Snake as a bird themed villain.
"Please Mrs Skinner..." Lisa whined.
"For the last time! No! By Krazkak!"
Oscar winced and sweat dropped.
"How do you know Kryzerk's surname?!"
Bart winced.
"I'm Kryzerk..," said a cartoon fox demon clown with teal hair with moose antlers and a big round purple shiny nose.
"Okay...":said Bart.
"Also I'm evil so I'm robbing you too... hand over your cash..." said Kryzerk...
Lisa then had an idea.
"Stretchdude? Clobbergirl? But heroes are banned from using their powers!" said Agnes.
"Yes, heroes. Not villains. Villains don't care about the law..." said Lisa.
"Yeah we're bad guys now..." said Stretchdude.
"Oh by Gorthog..." Agnes sighed.
"I er... don't have a response for that..." said Oscar
...
Stretchdude and Clobbergirl lie to the villains that they're helping them but are actually fighting them.
"Duuuuude..." Snake groaned.
"Oof!" said Johnny.
"Oy vey iz mir..." Kryzerk groaned as he got pummelled by Clobbergirl.
Oscar was wearing a napkin and holding a bowl and spoon. "Someone get me some whipped cream! I am eating Lime jello man!"
"Kid i am not jello!" Johnny the human scumbag groaned.
Hugo distracted Oscar with tinfoil.
"I WANT SHINYYYYY!" Oscar yelled.
Homer winced.
Maggie accidentally went flying into Agnes.
"Oops!" said Clobbergirl.
"Eeeeeeeeew! Maggie ripped off Mrs Skinner's face." said Stretchdude picking up a mask.
"No Stretchdude look!" said Clobbergirl. Agnes was actually a green bug alien!
"An alien!? My own mother an alien?! Well I suspected this all along..." said Skinner.
"Yes Armin Tamzarian..." said Clobbergirl.
"Oh by the flame pits of Rorzak! Well you've discovered us!" said the green alien. Luanne, Edna and Ruth were also green aliens...
"The flame pits of Rorzak is where Kryzerk's evil castle is..." said Oscar.
Stretchdude growled and lunged at him. Oscar teleported to the other side of the room.
"Uh no... That is not where my evil castle is..." said Kryzerk woozy from being beaten up.
"Yes it is..." said Oscar.
"So why impersonate people?" Lisa asked the aliens.
"We disguised ourselves and infiltrated your race to convince your human Mayor to ban super heroes so your planet will be vulnerable when we take over!" said the alien who was disguised as Agnes Skinner.
Clobbergirl frowned.
"I suggest you get your slimy green backsides off of our planet and never return..." She cracked her knuckles.
"Uh good idea..." said the green alien posing as Agnes. The aliens fled.
"Now about the criminals..." said Stretchdude.
"Can I eat Lime jello man?" Oscar asked.
"No!" Stretchdude yelled.
...
Later that day Mayor Quimby repealed the Super Hero Ban.
"Because I um... Er was mislead by aliens who can't even legally vote and such should not have any say in how we run our town." said Mayor Quimby.
"Don't forget to dismantle the giant flyswatters.." said Bug-boy from the Radioactive Man comics.
Bart winced.
Plot 4