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Chapter IV: Attack Of The Killer Bebes.

Last Time.

"I will no longer be distracted by hollow grams. Prepare for pain." Fist spoke up from the other side before Larry turned to the teens.

"Remember level 9 of Fortress? To defeat the Cloud Guardian, you must drink from his enchanted well."

'I must become that which I fear most.' Ron thought before running to the door to the basement.

Naruto tackled Fist and held him down before they saw a green glow. Monkey Fist elbowed Naruto and ran down to see Ron getting hit with the energy. "No! Mystical monkey power is reserved for me and me alone."

"I must disagree," Ron said before they started fighting as Naruto knocked Bates out.

"Mystical monkey power or not, you have no chance against a master of monkey kung fu."

"That's why I'm pullin' the plug!" Naruto yelled out grabbing one of the statues.

"No! You'll ruin everything!" Monkey Fist dropped down and had Naruto hit him with one of the statues knocking him out.

Later, Larry's House.

Naruto and Kim watched Ron talking to Larry about his interests before they left as they started playing a video game. "Naruto? Kim?"

Now.

Morning Bueno Nacho.

"Ron, turn down the drama and eat."

Kim in her cheerleading outfit spoke as she sat at a booth as Ron was complaining about what the guidance counselor said to him at school. "Not hungry. What am I gonna do, KP?"

"Well, let's see. The guidance counselor told you that you need an extra-curricular activity." She said as Naruto sat down beside her and dropped his trey.

"Cause it'll look good on my college applications. That's years away!" Ron moaned, throwing his hands up.

"There are plenty of teams and clubs out there," Naruto said, taking a sip from his drink. "You could join the mathletes."

"Yeah, right! I can't get in that kind of shape!"

"How about the debate team?" Kim asked from her spot.

"Look, I'm not gonna argue with you, Kim!"

Kim then grabbed her pom pom at that. "After-school activities are great... Like cheer squad for me." She said having Ron perk up.

"Cheer squad!"

Kim gained a slightly horrified look at that. "For me. Not you."

"That's it! I'm upbeat. I can do that." Ron said as Naruto looked up from taking a bite of his burrito.

"Do what?"

Ron grabbed the pompom and waved it. "Cheerleader! Yeah! Go Mad Dogs! Whoo-hoo!" He cheered before picking up his burrito before Rufus popped out as he dived in during the discussion.

"Hi! Uh…"

Later, Possible Residence.

"My life is so over!"

Kim in her regular clothes paced in the kitchen as her mother was looking through a menu book. "I think it's cute that Ron wants to be a cheerleader."

"Mother, boy bands are cute. Brown bear backpacks are cute. Naruto is cu-Uh! Ron as a cheerleader... Not cute." Kim said, turning to lean on the table.

"He'll wear a different outfit, won't he?" Ann asked, having her daughter sigh.

"Knowing Ron…" She trailed off as Ann held up a finger after she dialed.

After a moment she spoke. "Hi hun, pizza for dinner. What do you want on yours?"

Next Day, Gym.

The girls in their cheer outfits stood in the bathroom as Kim sat on a circular couch finishing tying her shoes. "You cannot allow this, Kim," Bonnie said, crossing her arms under her chest.

"Bonnie, I'm as freaked out about this as you are, but there is no rule that says that Ron can't try out."

"Check your calendar! This is not Befriend-A-Loser Week!"

Kim sighed at that. "Ron is not a loser. He's just... different." They heard a bang before looking to see the door swinging open. "Who's there?"

"Sorry, Kim," Naruto said as they saw a hand push the door open slightly. "Ron dropped something and banged against the door to pick it up… Hey, you got a couch in there?"

Kim looked around at not only the expensive couch she was on, but the second large one by the wall, the large lockers behind them, and the model-grade mirrors, lights, and chairs at the mirrors. "Nooo…. Why would you think that?"

"Saw it on that one Friday night show… You know the one, Teen Meets Galaxy. It's the one where the older brother to the main actor sounds exactly like Ron."

After a few minutes, Kim walked out to see Ron standing at a makeup box dressed in yellow pants and a Middleton High sweater. "Hey."

"Where's the squad? I'm pumped!" Ron pumped his fist high in the air at that.

"They, um, take a long time to get dressed. Are you totally sure you want to be a cheerleader, Ron?"

Ron smiled at that. "Oh, I'm not gonna be a cheerleader, KP."

"You're not? Great! I mean, why not?"

Ron nodded before pulling out a brown bulldog mask. "Because I'm going to be the mascot! Middleton Mad Dogs! Fight! Ruff! Ruff!?"

"Where did you get that mask?" Kim asked as Bonnie walked out of the bathroom.

"I made it with my Movie Makeup Magic kit," Ron replied as a mask of Kim fell from behind it,

Ron picked it up revealing Rufus under it. "I'm impressed…" Kim trailed off picking her mask up as Naruto wearing jeans and a black shirt walked up.

"And slightly disturbed." He said after Kim picked up a werewolf mask and a mask of Naruto as Ron put the dog mask on and held up a hand pump.

"Does it not rock hard?" Ron asked, pumping the pump and having foam form at the mouth before shaking his head. "Check this out! Mad Dog foams at the mouth!" Foam hit Kim and Bonnie as she got up to them.

"Kim!"

"Ron!"

Naruto groaned and facepalmed as he saw the girls get hit before they glared at Ron who stopped. "The crowd will eat it up! Taste it. It's banana cream."

Kim deadpanned as she wiped the cream off. "Yum."

"This idea is idiotic. The entire student body will laugh at you." Bonnie said after Rufus licked the cream off her arm before she threw him back to Ron.

"But-!"

"Not with, at. Loudly and cruelly, they will laugh."

"You don't deserve to be kissed by a naked mole rat." Ron bit back as Rufus blew a raspberry.

"Ron…" Kim spoke as Ron glanced over.

"I know, Kim. I know. You believe in me and you'll work on them."

"Um, I... I kind of agree with Bonnie."

"Oh. Oh, I see." Ron picked up his mask and walked away as Naruto spoke.

"Uhh… Any chance I can still stay and watch the practice? I was going to stick around for Ron." Kim just stared at him. "Oh yeah, like I'm the only boy in school who dreams about the entire cheer squad."

Possible Household.

Later that day, still feeling bad about not standing up for Ron, Kim seeks advice from her father who then tells a story about his college days, and how he lost a good friend whose dream he once laughed at. "Over a giggle fit?" Kim asked her father.

"No, no, Kimmie. We laughed for days. Long and loud, with youthful abandon."

Kim looked down at that. "Oh. That was bad."

"So, you'll reconsider Ronald's dream?"

"I don't think so. His mad dog routine is way stupid."

Morning, Middleton High.

The next day at School, Naruto walked up to Ron's locker to see him and Kim arguing about him being the mascot.

Beep Beep Ba-Beep!

"Go, Wade," Kim answered her Kimmunicator as Naruto stopped by her.

"I've got a weird one."

Kim deadpanned at Ron before sighing. "Me, too."

"Professor Ramesh from the Mount Middleton Observatory wants your help."

"That name sounds familiar. I think my dad knows him."

"Ramesh's partner, Professor Chen, is missing," Wade said before taking a drink from his soda.

"OK, Wade. Set up a ride. We'll bring the Man of a Thousand Faces."

"No, thanks. I'll fly solo. Well, I won't be flying, but I'll get there somehow." Ron said before walking off.

"Are you going to say something?" Kim asked Naruto who raised his hands.

"Nope, this is something you two need to work through."

"Ron's going to embarrass himself."

"Are you worried about that, or are you worried about you being embarrassed?" Naruto asked before they walked off.

Night, Observatory.

"And that's the traffic update from your 'Eye Over Middleton.'" A man said as he landed an orange helicopter by the observatory before Kim and Naruto in their mission clothes walked out.

"Thanks for the lift, Dallas," Kim said to the man who smiled.

"Well, it's the least I could do after you brought that interstate police chase to a happy end."

Kim waved him off at that. "No big. The guy didn't even know he needed a new brake light." Dallas waved at them before leaving. "Better check on the Mad Dog." She brought her Kimmunicator before pressing a button. "Ron? Come in, Ron. Ron!"

"Sorry! Csshk! Can't hear you! Csshk! Bad–csshk–reception! Heh heh heh! Cshhk!"

"Come off it, Ron. I know you're doing that yourself."

"What? Cshk! I'm–only– hearing–every–other–word!" Ron said as Naruto sighed as he looked at the observatory.

"Don't be a–cssshkk–baby."

She pocketed the device as they ran to the building and saw Ramesh who was surrounded by three female robots.

They have blonde hair, and red lipstick and are wearing a black one-piece.

"Who... who are you?"

"I am Bebe/I am Bebe/I am Bebe." The three replied at once before Kim spoke.

"Is there an echo in here?"

One Bebe scanned the teens. "Analysis subject... Kim Possible. Naruto Uzumaki... Threat... minimal."

"That hurts." Kim sarcastically replied before they ran over. And was tossed aside by the robots. "Unh… Not bad."

"Bebe is perfect."

Naruto got up and ran to the doctor as the bots ran around them like a spider and extended their limbs. "What are they?"

"Kim, don't think I didn't hear that baby comment. I heard it."

They looked to see Ron panting at the door before fainting as he saw a robot near him. "Oof."

"Ron?"

Naruto ran over as the Bebes sped off with Ramesh and stopped outside as he saw they were gone. Missing Ron walking out with his bike holding a picture of Kim's father in college with Ramesh and another man.

Possible Household Next Night.

The next night James got in his car before the Bebe ran over, tore the roof off, and took him.

At the high school, Naruto sat on the bottom bleacher as Kim was practicing. 'I'm only here because I have a moped for a ride… Not complaining though.' He thought as he smiled watching the practice.

"Kimberly Ann Possible!"

Naruto flinched at that before looking to see Kim's father walk in and up to his daughter who ran to him.

"Daddy, hi! What are you doing here?"

"Where's Ronald?" James asked Kim who gestured around.

"Not here."

"Well, that hole in the roof of my car really grinds my beans."

Kim nodded at that and turned him around. "I'll be sure that Ron gets the message... Wait a second. He put a hole in your car roof?"

"He came over to the house, and said something about a mission."

"What mission?" Kim asked as Naruto walked over.

"It couldn't be that one with the robots."

"Robots?" James asked as they walked outside to his car.

Later, the three are driving in James' car with a hole in its roof as Kim looks at her Kimmunicator. "Wade, Ron's missing. Can you find him?"

"Do you think I have him micro-chipped or something?"

"Well, do you?" She asked, raising an eyebrow.

"… Yeah. Hang on."

"And, um, could you maybe go a little faster?" Kim looked at her father, at that.

"Kim! It's a school zone!"

"It's 9 at night," Naruto said, having James sigh and speed up five miles.

Middleton Motor Lodge.

They were parked by a valet who was asleep as James held out his keys. "Park it close. We shouldn't be long."

"Keep your keys, Dad. This guy's been hit with knockout gas. This is bad." Kim said as she and Naruto walked up.

"I'll say. They'd better get this ironed out before our big college reunion this weekend."

They got inside and saw more people asleep before going into another room. Missing Drakken came up from behind the counter and pulled up a phone book.

In the room, they saw Ron wearing James' clothes with the other scientists in a laser cage. "Kim, it was Drakken!"

"Drakken's behind this?" Kim asked before Drakken walked past the three looking in the book.

"OK, fine, so in Middleton, there's only one Possible family."

"D'oy!"

Drakken looked back and spoke. "Kim Possible! And the other buffoon-!"

"Screw you too!"

Smack!

"Ow!"

"Language Naruto!" Kim said to him after smacking the back of his head as Drakken looked at James.

"And... and…"

"Her father, Dr. Possible," Ron spoke from his spot

"Yes, well, there's no way I can be expected to conclude that my arch-nemesis is the daughter of a guy I went to college with!"

"Drew? Drew Lipsky?" James asked, pointing at Drakken.

"Wait! He's the guy from college? My arch-foe?" Kim asked in surprise.

"Well, he didn't used to be blue, I can tell you that much."

"Oh, but I was blue on the inside. Scorned by my so-called friends. My... my posse. But I vowed to prove my genius to all of you and when I got the reunion invite…" Drakken dramatically said before James picked up.

"Since you dropped out, you're really not entitled to that."

"Indeed! Exactly why I planned my own little reunion! Bebes, return to me at once!" He said as the robots ran in beside him. "Ha ha! Who's the genius now? These robots are perfect! And their sole purpose is to obey me!"

"Question... If we are perfect, why do we obey one who is not perfect? Conclusion... Drakken is unfit to command." One of the robots asked before the three spoke at the end.

"It's college all over again. That man cannot build a robot." Chen said, shaking his head.

"He should take up cloning," Ramesh said from his spot.

"Bebes, no! Bad Bebes! Bad!"

"This is just too weird." Kim sighed as she handed her father her Kimmunicator.

She and Naruto ran ahead and started fighting the robots. Only to be outclassed before Kim was thrown into Naruto having him catch her bridal style. She blushed before a very loud high-pitched sound came out of her Kimmunicator destroying the robots.

A Few Days Later, Middleton High, Night.

Naruto sat on the front bench with a man and a woman.

The man looked like an older version of himself without the whiskers and has jaw-length bangs framing his face. He's wearing a blue long-sleeve shirt with two armbands on each arm and black pants with brown boots.

The woman is a fair-skinned and slender woman of feminine build with violet eyes and red hair. Her hair is straight and reaches her ankles with shoulder-length strands that frame both sides of her face and a black clip that parts her hair to the left. She's wearing a high-collared, sleeveless blouse under a long, loose-fitting dress with a wristband on her left wrist and blue sandals.

Naruto watched Kim finish her cheerleading for the basketball team before seeing Ron come out with the dog head-on. He ran to the ref, grabbed the basketball, and ran around him. He then threw the ball knocking the ref back before dancing back and forth having the crowd cheer as foam came out of his mouth.

To Be Continued.

A/N: Thanks for reading and let me know of any mistakes!

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