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Chapter V: The New Ron.

Last Time.

"It's college all over again. That man cannot build a robot." Chen said, shaking his head.

"He should take up cloning," Ramesh said from his spot.

"Bebes, no! Bad Bebes! Bad!"

"This is just too weird." Kim sighed as she handed her father her Kimmunicator.

She and Naruto ran ahead and started fighting the robots. Only to be outclassed before Kim was thrown into Naruto having him catch her bridal style. She blushed before a very loud high-pitched sound came out of her Kimmunicator destroying the robots.

A Few Days Later, Middleton High, Night.

Naruto sat on the front bench with a man and a woman. He watched Kim finish her cheerleading for the basketball team before seeing Ron come out with the dog head-on. E ran to the ref, grabbed the basketball, and ran around him. He then threw the ball knocking the ref back before dancing back and forth having the crowd cheer as foam came out of his mouth.

Now.

Kim's House Seven AM.

Naruto slept at the kitchen booth as Kim, Rufus and a man looked at Ron who was sitting in a chair with a sheet wrapped around him.

The man is balding with black hair and a goatee with tanned skin. He's wearing a purple shirt, black pants, and a gold necklace.

"No, even for Francois it is too much."

"You can do it, Francois!" Kim said from her spot as he smiled.

"You are right, Kim Possible, I must try. My tools!"

He grabbed his comb and scissors before cutting Ron's hair. "KP, are you sure about this?" Ron asked, looking at her.

"Ron, Francois is an artist. Getting him to make a house call is, like, epic."

"Oh, I could not visit the States and not help Kim Possible. After what you did for my poodle, oh, please, it is my pleasure."

"Those dog-nappers had it coming." Kim waved him off as her mother walked in.

"Kimmie, why is Ron getting a haircut in our kitchen?"

"Uh, because he ferociously needs one."

"Oh, I don't know." Ann mused leaning against the table.

"I do. I know what's best for Ron, even if he doesn't."

"So, Ronald, your old barber, he was um... how you say... somewhat "vision impaired", yes?" Francois asked Ron as he combed his hair.

"No, he could see shapes, kinda."

"Oh, he's really taking a lot off," Ann said as Francois continued cutting.

"He'll thank me, Mom. It's no big."

"Is Naruto next?" Ann asked as Kim quickly looked at her.

"No Naruto's perfec-!" Kim stood up at that before putting her hands over her mouth as Naruto stirred awake while Francois put gel on Ron's hair.

"The finale: A piece as a dollop of... Le Goop! As they say, the secret is in the sea urchin." He said before taking a mirror and showing Ron his new haircut.

"AAAHHHH!"

Middleton High.

"I'm telling you it was a change for the better, Ron. Trust me."

Kim said as Ron hid in the janitor's closet.

"Don't play me, Kim."

"Just come out." She said as he walked out… A bucket on his head. "Oh, that's much less embarrassing than a new haircut." She sighed, crossing her arms.

"By making me get the foofy haircut, you disrupted my core. My identity, my essential Ron-ness." Ron said, taking the bucket off.

And was still hiding his haircut via a lumberjack hat.

"'Ron-ness'?"

Ron nodded at that. "Yeah, that easy-going devil-may-care attitude that makes me... Um, an easygoing devil-may-care guy. Right, Rufus?"

Rufus popped out of his pocket and nodded at that. "I had no idea there was so much to you, Ron. I'm sorry. I guess there's only one thing I can do." Kim then took the hat and ran down the hall. "New haircut! Ron Stoppable got a new haircut! See ya!" She turned the corner and ran into Naruto who was drinking a bottle of water. And had him spill it on his shirt. "Sorry Naruto."

"No big. Just water." Naruto replied before taking his shirt off.

Getting Kim and several of the girls, some seniors to blush before pouting as he got a new black one out of his backpack and put it on. "I always keep a spare." He finished putting his other shirt on a hanger and put it in his locker.

Later, as school ended, Naruto walked out with Kim before hearing Ron whisper.

"Kim! Kim!"

They saw him peeking out from the tree with his new hair gelled with a cowlick. "Ron, where have you been all day?"

"Please tell me this haircut comes with a warranty."

"What happened?" Kim asked before Ron motioned to his cowlick as he walked over.

"Cowlick." Rufus popped out and ran up to jump to flatten the hair down. Only to be popped off and caught by Ron. "Rufus!"

"Oh, it'll flatten out when your hair gets longer." Kim waved him off at that.

"That's one scenario. Here's another: We go to France, find Francois, get more Le Goop."

"Ron, are you suggesting that I call in a favor so you can go to France for hair gel?"

"Uh, oui. (Yes.)"

"I've tried that before Ron." Naruto deadpanned at the teen. "She wouldn't use up a favor for-"

Air Above Paris, France.

"You know… When I wanted to go to Japan for ramen. You specifically told me no."

Naruto grumbled as he finished his homework sitting beside Kim. "But I see who's your favorite now."

"Ron's not my favorite Naruto."

"The plane ride to get hair gel says otherwise," Naruto grumbled as they landed.

Kim went up to the pilots, a man and a woman. "Thanks for the ride."

"Oh, Kim, believe me, it's the least we can do after your help during that blizzard." The female said to the teen.

"We never would've seen that runway without your quick thinking."

"Oh, anybody could've made a high-powered signaling system out of things found in the airport gift shop." Kim waved them off as Ron ran in.

"That was some emergency, huh? Well, gotta go, bye!" He dragged Kim out at that as the woman looked over.

"Hey, cool haircut!"

"Too bad about that cowlick." He said as he looked towards her.

Later, the three were walking out of Francois' shop. "So you're saying I need a new wardrobe to take the hair to the next level."

"Oh, without question, Ronald! The hair, the clothes, they must harmonize."

"Done and done, Francois. Merci. (Thank you.)" He said as Francoise went back inside as a woman walked past them. "Bonjour. (Hello.)"

The woman smiled and blew a kiss. And fell down a sub entrance.

"Have these people never seen hair before?" Kim asked, crossing her arms as Ron smiled.

"Somebody's tweaked."

"I am not tweaked."

"You wreak tweak." He said as two more girls walked by and smiled.

"OK, yes, and do you know why? Because I find it very-"

"Yeah, baby, that's what I'm talking about."

"Dude, just don't." Naruto sighed at that as the power in the city went out.

"That's weird," Ron said as Kim pulled her Kimmunicator out.

"Yeah, it is. I'm calling Wade."

"Hey, Kim, how's Ron? Tell him I could really go for some lasagna. How 'bout stopping by Italy for me?" Wade said, putting his soda down with a smile.

"I did the same for Japan and ramen!"

"Was that a shot?" Ron asked, looking over Kim's shoulder.

Kim ignored Ron to talk to Wade. "Paris is blacked out, Wade. What's the sitch?"

Wade then typed on his computer at that. "Let me scan the news sites… Wow! It's not just Paris; Rolling blackouts all over Europe."

"Can you patch the Kimmunicator into the European grid?" She asked as he quickly typed them and smiled.

"Done."

Kim nodded at that. "Great, and we'll need some transportation."

"No problem. I've done some consulting work for a French aeronautics firm. They'll help out."

In The Air.

"This cannot be safe."

Ron said as the three in their mission clothes sat in the back of a pilot-less helicopter. "Uh, Wade, I'm kinda with Ron on this one," Kim said, holding onto Naruto.

"Don't be babies. The Pilot-less Drone Chopper is awesome. The military uses it for missions too risky for human beings." Wade said from a screen at the console moving a joystick.

"I've traced the drain to Eight degrees One Minute West, Forty-six degrees North, but my map shows nothing out there." Kim said holding her Kimmunicator.

"'Nothing' left its lights on," Ron said, pointing to a very bright island.

"Wade, take us down."

"Gently! Whoa!" Ron said after Kim as they went down.

They landed and came to a concrete wall before getting on top. And saw a large mansion pool and a giant tanning light. "That's a really big light bulb," Kim said as Naruto looked at it as well.

"No wonder there's no power in Europe."

They then saw a tall muscular Hispanic teen boy with short black hair styled like Ron's newest haircut with sunglasses and purple speedo on tanning under the light.

They jumped down and walked up to the teen. "Uh, hello."

The teen took off his sunglasses to look at them before turning to the mansion to speak. "Father, I see people. They must be the new servants."

"Very good, very good. You have brought more light bulbs?"

A middle-aged Hispanic man asked, walking out with a cane in his left hand. He's wearing a red jacket over a blue sweater vest and khaki pants with brown shoes.

"Did you bring light bulbs?" Ron asked as the man got to them before Kim spoke.

"I'm Kim Possible and this is Naruto Uzumaki and Ron Stoppable."

"Ah, welcome, welcome to my home. We have only just turned everything on. I am Senor Senior, Sr. and this is my son, Senor Senior, Jr." Senior introduced himself as Junior walked up and looked at Ron.

"Your haircut, it is very nice."

"I use Le Goop."

"As do I, but your clothes, they do not harmonize."

Ron nodded at that. "I know, I'm all over it, dude."

"I was just going to take a quick ski down my indoor mountain... care to join me?" Senior asked turning to walk in.

"No thank you, Senor..."

"Senior, Sr. some refreshment perhaps? Oh, I have some lovely juice. Quite amazing really; it comes in a box."

"A juice box would be nice." Kim shrugged as she crossed her arms.

"I wanna ski." Ron said as Naruto snorted.

"Maybe Kim will take you to a resort-Ow!"

Smack!

Naruto rubbed the back of his head as she smacked it. "Yeah, OK, the juice is good."

Later, she showed Senior cost-efficient ways to run their mansion. "I guess what I'm saying is energy is a precious resource. It's up to every one of us to do our part. So a little Eco awareness might be in order here."

"Oh, I am but a simple multi-billionaire. I can't believe that what I do has any effect on anyone."

"Yeah. Um, your house sucks up so much power; it's causing blackouts all over Europe." Kim said to the billionaire.

"And these people without power, they are… Inconvenienced?"

"Very," Kim said to Senior who turned to his bored son.

"You see, Junior, how awful it is to be poor? But, um, what can I do?"

"Well for starters, you could turn off that giant sunlamp."

"But if I am to be a teen pop star, I need a robust tan," Junior said standing at that.

"Later. Oh, I want to hear again about this low-flow showerhead." Senior said, picking up a pamphlet.

"There's a ton of things you can do to make your house more efficient."

"House? More like a lair."

Naruto blinked as Ron stood up.

"Lair? Oh, I do not like the sound of that. It's too... sinister." Senior waved Ron off at that.

"This place screams sinister; It's on a private island that isn't on any map."

"I value my privacy, what can I tell you?"

"Come on, look at all the chrome. You've got doors that go- that go 'whoosh'!" Ron moved his arms at that, as he went to a door.

"I always wondered about the 'whoosh'…" Junior mused at that as Senior stood.

"I like the 'whoosh'. It's the door saying 'I am closed'."

"It's fine, sir; ignore him," Kim said hands on her hip as she looked at Aron who continued.

"All I'm saying is that a guy could take over the world from a place like this. I mean it wouldn't take much; maybe a communications jamming system, some missiles, probably throw in some traps, y'know self-activating lasers, an indoor lagoon full of piranha..."

"Piranha... Why ever would I want... piranha?" Senior mused at that as Ron shrugged.

"To eat the good guys."

"Just put in LEDs, they use less energy and even last longer." Naruto stood at that. "The ones in my house can last up to 20 years."

"And also think about a secret underground grotto with a speed boat for escape purposes. And-and-and-and gigantic spinning tops of doom, they'd be huge and destroy anything in their path."

"Come on, Mr. Spinning Tops of Doom, I've got homework," Kim said, pushing Ron out with one hand as she pulled Naruto with the other as Senior waved.

"Goodbye! And thank you!"

"I hope the one with the nice haircut finds better trousers."

"Yes, but his ideas...I have so much money and free time...I could use...a hobby." Senior smiled as the teens left.

Possible Household Evening.

"Why didn't you beat him up?"

Jim asked as all but Ann sat at the table. "I'm not gonna beat up a guy just because he's using too much power."

"Ah, you could've kicked him!" Tim whined as Kim sighed.

"I left him some pamphlets."

"Well, all you kids could stand to turn off a few lights," James said, picking up a biscuit as Ann walked in.

"Dinner! Ta-da!"

She opened the plate… And revealed what looked like a cooked brain. "Mom, is that…?" Kim asked after spitting her drink out.

"Brain, cool!"

"I want a lobe!"

"Boys, please," James said to his sons.

"Sorry. May I please have a slice of steaming human brain?" Jim asked before Tim spoke.

"Please?"

"First Ron, now my family, has everyone lost their…" Kim trailed as her mother cut the brain. "That is so gross."

"Kimmie, it's just meatloaf. I'm making it for the neurosurgeon's potluck. Thought I'd try it on you guys first."

"Kudos on the realism, uncanny. So, uh, what's up with Ronald? Something you wanna talk about?"

"Yeah, but I guess I should be talking with him. May I be excused?" Kim asked as her mother nodded

"I'll save you a plate, honey! Boys, left hemisphere or right?"

Upstairs Kim called Ron only to get his voicemail before calling Naruto.

"Yeah? Mission?"

"No, Naruto, have you seen Ron?"

"Nope. Try his beeper?"

"No answer…" Kim trailed off as her father stood on the ladder to her room. "Gotta go, talk to you later."

"You and Ronald all squared away?"

"No, that was Naruto. He hasn't seen him either. I can't even reach him. Dad, did you ever try to change a friend, to make them better?"

"Well not a human, but back in grad school, there was this lab rat. Pinky Joe Curly Tail I called him. Poor little guy was always running mazes for those psych majors, how I hated them..."

"Dad, what does this have to do with me?" Kim asked her father, getting his attention.

"Well, it seemed to me that Pinky Joe Curly Tail was just so helpless. I constructed a very tiny cybertronic battle suit…"

"For the rat?" Kim asked, shocked at that.

"No more mazes for him! Ah, in retrospect, giving him a working plasma blaster probably went too far. Blew up half the science building. Rampaged across campus. Oh, Pinky Joe."

"So, this "creating a monster" thing runs in the family." Kim sighed as her father walked down the ladder before her mother walked up with a plate of food.

"Saved you some brain loaf, Kimmie."

"If I said the Ron trouble is rising, would you come back with a story about a psycho rat?" Kim asked as her mother sat on her bed and crossed her legs.

"No. But I might work in an 'I told you so'."

Middleton High The Next Morning.

Naruto blinked as he stood beside Kim who was rummaging through her locker as Ron came up holding a book with Rufus on it.

He's now wearing a thin blue long-sleeve shirt, leather pants, and brown boots.

"What's happenin', mama?"

Kim pulled back and closed her locker as she looked at the pages. "Oh, hey, where were you last night? I paged and…" She then looked up and gasped. "Whoa! What happened to you?"

"Ron Stoppable has arrived. Amelia, babe, let's lunch." He said as the senior walked up.

"Oh, Pinky Joe."

"What?" Naruto asked, looking at her.

"Nothing."

Later, Naruto picked up Rufus who was running in the crowded halls. "Rufus! What are you doing out here? Come on; let's get you into Ron's locker." He said as Kim walked up.

They then found Ron talking to Amelia before walking up to him. "Excuse me, Ron. What is with you?"

"If you mean, "Am I the new Ron?" Yes, I am."

"I gotta say, I don't think the "Old Ron" would've ever left Rufus on the floor. He was almost hallway roadkill!" Kim said as Naruto held Rufus up.

"Rufus, you gotta be more careful, what if something happened to you?"

Rufus jumped at Ron who blocked him.

"Whoa, bro, careful of the do, babe."

"So there's no room for Rufus in your new life?"

"Yes, there is; there's just no room for him in my new pants. Leather, y'like?" He asked before walking back with Amelia.

Naruto and Kim then walked to her locker and opened it just as Wade came up on her computer inside it. "Kim, we've got trouble. Big Time trouble."

"What's the damage, Wade?"

"The damage is Senor Senior, Sr. I thought you said he was harmless."

"Yeah. Rich, but harmless."

"He's sucked up all the power in Western Europe," Wade said, having Kim sighed.

"OK, I'll go back and make sure he turns off some of his lights."

"It's gonna take more than that, Kim. Senor Senior, Sr. is taking Europe's power on purpose. Check this out." He said before a video of Senior replaced him.

"My evil vow is this: I will send Europe back into the dark ages unless the Euro Alliance gives me... their nice little islands."

"Nice. Little. Islands?" Kim asked before the video continued with Junior coming on.

"With the warm beach days and hot disco nights!"

Wade came back on facepalming. "They are obviously new at the big-villain thing."

"That's what worries me. I'll get Ron. We've gotta save Europe!" She closed her lock and grabbed Naruto to leave.

Senor Senior Sr.'s Island.

"Whoa!"

Kim exclaimed looking at the searchlights and barbed wire on the walls. "Double whoa. He's been busy." Ron said in his newest clothes.

"Get down."

The three dropped as a light shined near them. "Oh, good, missiles. I am so glad you told him to get missiles." Kim commented on seeing missile launchers.

"Oh, so I made a few suggestions, does that make it my fault?"

"100%/100%." Both Kim and Naruto said together before they got over the wall and dashed to the mansion.

And came up to a large plug. "Is that what I think it is?" Ron asked, pointing at the plug.

"That's how he's draining the power. Come on, let's get this settled."

"How are you planning on getting inside?" Naruto asked, looking over.

"The door." She replied as they did go through the door before she yelled. "Senor Senior, Sr. open up."

They then saw Senior and Junior in the parlor, Senior holding a large book on being evil.

"Ah, Kim Possible, my feisty teen-!"

"Hey, you put in a lagoon!" Ron said, seeing the lagoon on the floor.

"The piranha won't be here 'til Monday, but, I assure you, the Koi have not been fed in days. I ordered this book on world domination off the internet. Huh, It said you'd be coming back."

"Have you gotten to the chapter where you give yourself up?" Kim asked, pointing at the billionaire.

"No, actually, I'm up to the part where I tell you that it is too late for you to stop my evil plan." He replied as a red dot appeared on each of the teen's faces.

"Aw, man, I have a zit on my nose," Ron whined pointing at it.

"Move!" Naruto yelled, pushing the two back as he jumped back to avoid a laser and fell on his back before rolling to his feet.

"Kim Possible, here's a good target: Middleton. I'm going to attack your hometown! Junior, go to the tower and activate the missiles." Senior said to his son who turned to go out.

"Oh, now I'm your missile-launching person too!"

"I'll deal with Senior, you two go after Junior," Kim said as her two partners ran out as she faced Senior.

Outside, Junior was at the console before Naruto ran over. And was thrown away over the railing. He grabbed it and saw Ron fighting with Junior. By messing with each other's hairdo before Ron threw Junior's comb off the platform after Rufus messed Ron's hair up after he had a realization of caring too much about how his hair looked.

Naruto got up and turned the missiles off before they ran in where Naruto saved Kim from giant spinning tops of doom.

Next Day Middleton High.

After being dumped by Amelia, Ron walked back to talk to the others as Rufus jumped into his hands. "Rufus likes the old you," Kim said as Rufus and Ron smiled.

To Be Continued.

A/N: Thanks for reading and let me know of any mistakes.

Beta: Chaos-PSD and ANUBIS the god king

Here's a mass update for the holiday, to those that celebrate it, I hope you have a safe and Happy Thanksgiving!

A guest reviewer is going around trying to scam people with… Well, to keep it family-friendly, real life loli, so be sure to have guest reviews moderate on and check them within 36 hours at a time, and you can still delete guest reviews if you happen to be out of town

Next to be updated will be Shinobi as I'll start over on publish order.

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