"No woman will ever love me! I'm gonna be a Incel for life" cried the Doctor, "Well sitting here and not touching grass will certainly not change that you grumpy old bastard" said Professor Dinkles, "If you wanna get some game you gotta get in the game" replied Rian.

"NO IM NOT FUCKING DOING ANY OF THOSE THINGS GODDAMNIT!" Screamed the Doctor, suddenly the Tardis cloister bell ran. "OH NOW WHAT!" The Dctor looksed at the Tardis scannar. "The Timelordz want me to fucking arrest one of histories greatest criminals, GODDAMNIT I WAS GONNA GET SOME GAME" cried the Doctor.

"Okay, fine, let's do it. Let's arrest him" said the Dator presing some controls. The Timelords took the Tardis to a flat earth convention.

"Wow, look at this. There's Flat Earthers from all around the Earth here" said Rian, "Um.. actually we're from all aflat the earth here" said a random Fiat Earther, "oh sorry, Flat Earthers all aflat the earth here", "that's better". There was Flat Earth celebrities everywhere, David Icke was there and so was Alex Jones shouting Gay Frogs 🐸

"RYAN STOP FUCKING AROHND AND FIND THE FUCKING CRIMINAL SO WE CAN GODDAMN GET OUTTA HERE AND I CAN GET SOME PUSSY", "Sheesh Fine Man" said Ruan looking at the Flat Earther, "Are there any criminals around here", the man shrugged and walked away.

"Suddenly Federal Agents crowded the area", "OH SHIT ITS THE FEDS COMING TO DESTORY THE FACT THAT THE EARTH IS FLAT EVERYBODY RUN" screamed a person. "Um.. actually, my partner and I are here to help you guys.. seriously mulder" said a redhead, "Well Scully, who's to say the world isn't actually flat. Is it so extraordinary to believe that", "Anyway guys, you guys better run cus the CIA are coming to kill you all" said Scully rolling her eyes.

"You can all escape in my Tardis, I show you the earth from space and prove to you that it's actually flat" replied the doctor, "Okay let's do that" said Mulder.

As everyone scumbled into the Tardis the Doctor tried to materialise by the Tardis was stuck "WHAT THE FUCK! THE TIMELORDS LOCKED THE TARDIS ONTO EARTH I CANT TAKE OFF", "Well what can you do" said Bojack, "Well, I can't leave the earth, but I can circle it. Hold on, I'm fucking taking you all to the Bermuda Triangle, it's a weak spot in the crust, I'll gwt you proff of the earth being flat there".

"Well sure Doc, you take us there", "I'm sorry who are you, and how do you know my name", "Oh, Ah know all about you Doctor.. names Dixie Anarchy, current govern'r of every state in the US of A. Ah can't say I'm unimpressed. Thought you would be with em science dorks" replied the blonde lady wearing a Leather Jacket with a Confederate flag crop top, booty shorts with the confederate flag on the side, with cowgirl boots.

"Nah, I may be a Doctor, but I ain't with those libtard nerds", "Cool, well let's get some FIREPOWER HERE! You boy get me some ammonition" shouted Dixie to Ryan. "Hey, who are you calling 'boy'" yelled Ryan, "Just listen to the girl" yelled the Doctor.

"GOD HES SO ANNOYING! THIS IS WHY I DONT TRAVEL WITH DIVERSITY HIRES!", Dixie smiled placing her hand on the Doctors wrist, "So.. Doctor are you doing anything tonight", "YES I'M FUCKING GONNAA MAKE VIDEOS ON WHY CHIBNALL RUINED DOCTOR WHO OKAY!"

"So are we gonna get to the Bermuda Triangle soon. I have a Pro-Onision conference to get to" said a flat Earther called Danpei.

"YES WE ERE STOP FUCKING ASKING" yelled the Doctor.

As the Tardis materised above the Bermuda Triangle, it plunged itself into water, sinking 10000000000000 ft, before washing up below the Earths crust.

"Okay, if you need proof that the Earth is Flat. Here it is" said the zdocotr standing at the door. "Wait. If we went under water. Wouldn't opening the door flood the Tardis", "GODDAMNIT! DO I HABE TO EXPLAIN EVERYTHING TO YOU RYAN! I ENTERED THE BURMUDA TRAINAGLE AND WENT THROUGH THE OTHER SIDE! WE ARE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE EARTH" said the Doctor opening the door as everyone walked out.

It looked just like the other side of Earth, but with weird fauna and Dinosaurs.

"Here's your proof. Everyone who ever disappeared in the Bermuda TRAINAGLE ended up here. Harold Holt, Amelia Earhart, Elvis, Tupac, they're all here". Suddenly some Abzorbaloff appeared and surrounded the Doctor and his crew.

"They're not supposed to be here" said the Doctor. "No.." laughed Kate Stewart walking out of the army of Abzorbaloff. "I brought them here. I can't let you go back to Top-Earth with that evidence". "But how did y'all know we were here" asked Dixie. "Oh, that was me" laughed Danpei. "I'm not a real Flat Earther. I just infiltrated your group for the CIA" he laughed.

"Well, I am bringing back evidence of the Flat earth back to Dorsal Earth whether you like it or not" shouted the Doctor, "very well" said Kate Stewart as she pointed at the Doctor and friends to attack.

All the Abzorbaloff ran into the group, voring people. "QUICKLY INTO THE GODDAMN TARDIS" yelled the Odoctor. But it was too late, an Abzorabloff had vored Ryan and Professor Dinkles". "Noooo" he cried, suddenly Dixie Anarchy charged at the Abzorbaloff with a broomstick, jamming it into his belly and forcing him into the Tardis.

"Hey, stop that" pleaded the Abzorbaloff, as she forced the Abzorbaloff into the Zero Room.

"Where are the Others" said the Doctor. "All absorbed. Just us" replied Dixie, "well we have to save Professor Dinkles and Ryan". "Yeah.. but they're safe. We have allll the time in the world hun. Let's sax" she smiled.

"I'm not in the mood" said the Doctor with a sad face, as he grabbed a control and materialised the Tardis away.