The Doctor and Dixie Anarchy visited JK Rowling for her tea party. Dixie was wearing a lace up suedette tube top under a leather jacket made of cow hide, and a stetson with a confederate flag on, and some python skin boots with a confederate flag on them, and a badge with the words 'don't tread on me', and some high waisted flared denim Jeans. And the Doctor was wearing a cap with the words Make America Great Again, a bow tie, the Sixth Doctors jacket, Jodie Shittakers shirt and bracers for some reason, some tight leather jeans, some Doc Martins and a Sonichu medallion.
"YES! WE'RE FUCKING GOING TO A TEA PARTY AND IT ISNT GAY OKAY! IT ISNT GODDAMN FUCKING GAY!" Screamed the Doctor calmly. "Ew, wut are these fucking prepz doing here" said a girl with long ebony black hair with purple streaks and red tips that reaches mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and pale white skin. Wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. With black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow.
"FUCK YOU FUCKK YOU YOU DUMB GOTH BITCH", "Yeah, Y'all fuck off, before Ah make you fuck off" replied the Doctor and Dixie Anarchy. "Orly you preppy fuckers wanna fuck off", "FUCK OFF", "FUCK OFFF!"
As the three continued to shout obscenities towards each other until JK Rowling walked in.
"Oh, that's just my daughter. Tara Gliesbie.. Rowling. She thinks she wrote Harry Potter" laughed JK as Tara ran into her room crying tears of blood.
As they sat down, Dixie responded "In the book y'all should add Gob'lins with Big Noses, who love money, to show who really control the world. Em dirty je..", "Hey, That sounds kinda anti semitic" replied the Rabbi from another planet. "Actually, it's the radical left who are the real antisemetes, defending their goddamn Palestine" said The Doctor adding "Y'know Hitler was actually a leftist. It's true, he calls himself a goddamn national socialist. Who could guess", "Hitler was kinda cool through" replied Antoons.
The table got quiet for awhile, as the six continued munching down their avocado sandwiches and scones. "You know, if your daughter wasn't a entitled millennial brat. Maybe she would whip us some more sandwiches real quick" said the Doctor, as Dixie laughed at his comment, only for the entire table to chuckle. "Goddamn millennials, cancelled me from Doctor Who. I would've had a James Corden X Doctor sex scene if it wasn't for those woke moralists" said Gareth Roberts, "Alright boys, pay attention. We still need to finish Harry Potter and the Deadly Trannies, let's see. What if we segregated all the wizarding schools by race to satisfy the entitled snowflakes who think I was being racist when I made my original wizarding school map" said JK, "yeah that's a great idea.. and like what if Voldemort was Trans. He would be super evil because of that wouldn't he" said the Rabbi, "oh yes, and let's make him a leftist too" said the Doctor. "Ah got an idea. Let's make 'em a raging incel cuckold too. Cus all leftists ah cucks" said Dixie, "Excellent, Excellent ideas Guys" said JK writing them all down on her typewriter. Suddenly the typewriter broke. "OH FUCKING CUNT HORSESHIT FUCKKK" screamed JK Rowling, "Oh dear, I can't believe Chibnall fucking destroyed your typewriter" shouted the Doctor, "What a weak fucking pussy, destroy 're typewriter" said Dixie, "Chibnall Bad" replied Antoons. "Chibnall Bad" responded Gareth Roberts.
"Well, what ah we gonna do" said Dixie, "Don't Worry, I got some State of the Art technology that can finish the book" said the Doctor as he turned on JK Rowling's Laptop. And they opened Microsoft Word and continued typing up the book there.
When they were finished, the book was super successful and sold lots of copies.
But the Doctor was still sad, "my friends are still on that awful Abzorbaloff's belly. And here I am, chilling with JK Rowling", "It's okay hun. I mean, unvoring somebody from an Abzorbaloff is a mighty tall order but we'll fix them. I promise you", "it's not just that Anarchy.. I'm a virgin" cried the Doctor. "Well, don't you fret now honey. I'm gonna fix that too" she wrinkled. Pulling the Doctor onto JK Rowling's lawn. And there, they saxxed, making out and saxxing while Rowling, the Rabbi, and everyone else watched. And JK Rowling's yawn became very sticky that day.
The End.