Author's Notes: Damn! Halloween is my second favorite holiday so I was hoping to get this up on the 31st but then I went and accidentally made it the longest chapter so far. Hope everyone enjoyed partying, or trick or treating, or just sitting at home immersed in the fall ambience.

Asking for omake suggestions again! They can be humor, fluff, or just fully degenerate!

ALSO: To anyone even slightly turned off by the Orioke clones in Chapter 18 - you are probably not going to like this chapter or its omake, and in general you should avoid chapters with (Genderbending) and (Genderbent Clone) tags. (Genderbent Character) on the other hand is more 'tame' by comparison.

Special Thanks: NikFanfic for suggesting this chapter's character!

CONTENT WARNINGS/TAGS:

-Dubious Consent-

-Genderbending-

-Public Sex-

Obviously for adult audiences only, all characters are 18 years or older.

Enjoy your citrus!


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Late night, inside a crowded tavern...

Clunk!

Clu-clu-clunk!

"Kanpai!"

Clunk!

Clunk-clunk-clu-clunk!

"Kanpai!"

Clunk... clunk... clunk!

"Kanpaiii!"

A loud chorus of cheers and 'woo's filled the warm, buzzing air as multiple groups of ninja clunked their wooden mugs against their tables. The atmosphere was positively laden with carefree mirth, and Naruto glared at the various drunk shinobi while he trudged around, looking for an empty seat.

They were obviously celebrating a successful mission - or maybe just enjoying some rare time off.

He was here to drink.

And he wanted to do it alone, but considering how packed the building was it didn't seem like there was a singly empty seat... other than the 'u' booth tucked away in a dim corner with a single, short girl sitting in it, nursing her unopened can of beer.

"Tt... it'll have to do, -ttebayo."

Maybe she'd be nice, and let him get sloshed in peace.

Naruto put on his best scowl and stalked right over to the booth before plopping down unannounced, hoping to dissuade any potential conversation before it could even start. The girl, who'd been staring straight down into her lap, jolted at the sudden intrusion. She glanced up at him with dark, hazel eyes and for some reason her face brightened.

"Yo! N..."

"What?"

"N-Nothing! Uh..."

She didn't say anything else, and he certainly wasn't interested in talking so he simply raised a hand to wave over a server.

...

...

...

Which didn't work.

Specifically, because he was too short for his outstretched limb to be seen over the dense, animated crowd of inebriated customers.

'S... Stupid, tiny booth!'

Naruto blamed his problem on the furniture and stood up to wave his hand again, this time locking eyes with one of the bartenders. The man nodded and grabbed a bottle, then started over towards the booth, weaving and ducking around errant hands and feet when he passed by some of the rowdier tables.

Once he arrived he set the bottle down with a grin and turned right back around, only to be halted by Naruto grabbing his shoulder.

"Oi! I didn't even order yet, -ttebayo."

"Ah, don't worry kid. Drinks are on the house tonight! You can thank that guy over there." The bartender explained, throwing up a finger to point toward the other end of the bar. Naruto followed with his eyes and immediately balked.

'Wha?! What the hell's he doing here?!'

In a smaller, double-sided booth sat his mentor - Jiraiya. His head was tossed back with laughter that simply looked obnoxious (even if Naruto couldn't hear it from over here), and he was sandwiched on both sides by skimpily-dressed women. Their table was already littered with a dozen different half-filled bottles and handles which, added to their scarlet faces and clumsy gestures, strongly hinted at the fact that they were all thoroughly trashed.

They looked like they were having fun, too, irritating the blonde even more, and he sat back down in a huff. The girl across from him raised her eyebrows as he swiped up the bottle left by the bartender and popped the cork off.

Thoonk!

"Gnk, gnk, gnk - kh-ahch!" He started out by absolutely chugging down whatever mystery alcohol it was he'd been given until his haste caused some of it to travel down his trachea.

"Ahch-khhh - fk!"

Naruto abruptly curled forward onto the table and continued coughing like he'd been poisoned while his boothmate stared on, both brows raised.

"Uh... you good?"

"Khem! Ugh..."

Instead of answering her the blonde tipped his head back and took a much more manageable sip of liquor this time, but it still made his throat burn and his eyes water.

"Kami... this tastes like shit -ttebayo." He whispered huskily.

He wasn't much of a drinker - at all - and actually hadn't touched a single drop of alcohol since the day he met Shizune.

"Heh, then why're you drinking it?" The girl asked with a toothy grin.

"Why aren't you drinking anything, huh? You're at a bar moron." Naruto sniped, hoping his unfriendly disposition would get her to leave him alone - or better yet leave altogether.

Surprisingly though neither his tone nor insult appeared to bother her one bit, and her grin turned slightly bashful.

"Er... I didn't exactly come here ta drink."

"Gnk, gnk... ehhh..." Naruto wiped his mouth on his sleeve before pointing a finger at her face. "Well, I came her' to - buh - get'shitfaced, so... gnk, gnk..." He declared between big gulps of liquor, sounding like he was already making good progress.

"Yeah, I can see that." She laughed. "I was just, uh... trying to get laid."

"Trying?"

As annoyed as he was at having to share a table with her (even though he sat down second), he wouldn't argue that she was cute. She had short, spiky brown hair that came down to messily frame a round, tanned face. Her eyes were dark and narrow, her lips were painted red and plump, and before he'd sat down he'd caught a glimpse of how curvy she was from the side - it helped that she had on a thin, white shirt and short black skirt.

He found it hard to believe that she'd have trouble scoring in a room full of presumably single, drunk men.

"Uh, a bunch'a dudes kept on coming over, but I kept turning them down." She explained in an embarrassed voice. "E... Eventually they stopped."

"...why?" Naruto wondered, utterly confused by her tactic.

"I just couldn't work up the nerve. Feh, I was so ready when I came in here too!" The brunette's eyebrows slanted aggressively for a second, then she folded her arms on the table and dropped her chin onto her wrists. "So, did'ja come here to get your dick wet?" She asked bluntly, her lips curling back into a smirk.

"To drink."

"Right, and nothing else I bet." A long, tense silence settle between them, during which a lightbulb could almost be seen suddenly popping over her head. "My name's Kosuke, by the way."

"Didn't ask."

"Ouch. Was your day that bad?"

Naruto put his bottle down - after being too filled with trepidation to drink anymore of the burning liquid for the last minute or so - and released a huge sigh.

"Hhhhh... sorry."

'Man, I'm kinda acting like Sasuke-teme right now...' He thought with squinted eyes, imagining his usual sunny self walking around with the overwhelming angst of his best friend.

"Name's Naruto -ttebayo. And... I guess my day wasn't that bad. There's just somethin' I kinda wanna wipe from my memory..."

Something that happened barely an hour ago, and that he absolutely refused to elaborate on.

"...so I'm kinda in a bad mood. Sorry." He apologized again.

"No problem. Uh..." Kosuke's trailed off, and Naruto tipped his bottle back once again to take a long swig - effectively pausing the conversation.

Her pulse steadily picked up as she thought of what to say next. Now that all of the easy small-talk had been checked off she realized that she was simply sitting here alone (in the booth) with Uzumaki Naruto. A man whose reputation she was obviously aware of - as was most of Konoha - and a man whom she just told she was trying to get laid.

Naturally, she figured there was a pretty particular direction this encounter might take if it went on long enough.

"...I've kinda already been here a while - and you sound like you wanna be alone - so I think I'll just drink this, and then -"

She unfolded her arms to quickly grab her beer and pop the tab,

Shpsht!

but in her haste she fumbled the can and sent it flying. In less than a second it rolled all the way to other side of the table where it fell off and smacked into Naruto's thigh, spilled onto his crotch, then skated off his lap and thudded dully against the floor. The blonde merely fixed her with a flat stare, more so impressed than annoyed at the exaggerated display of butterfingers.

"I'll get it."

"Th-Thanks."

He slid down deftly into a crouch under the table and picked up the can, still glugging its contents out all over the floor, before deciding to raise his head. Maybe it was a simple reflex or maybe he'd actually caught something out of his peripherals, but he paused at the sight that greeted him. Kosuke was wearing a skirt, and she was sitting with her legs rather spread out, allowing Naruto a clear, perfect view of her crotch. Namely - her fat, meaty labia sticking out against a wild patch of thick, brown pubes, a slight bit of pink peeking out near the bottom, and a tiny, sticky swathe of arousal coating the very insides of her thighs.

After ogling her slit for about five seconds Naruto slipped back into the booth, popping up on her side with a sly grin now hanging off his face.

He was an idiot!

Trying to drown his troubles with horrible-tasting, throat-burning drinks wasn't like him.

Taking his mind off things by fooling around with random, cute girls was far more his speed.

He placed the wet, half-empty beer can on the table and gazed down at Kosuke who looked back at him sheepishly.

"Commando, huh?"

The short girl suddenly clamped her thighs together, as if she only just remembered she wasn't wearing any underwear.

"Ah... uh, my aneki said 'less layers equals more success', so..." She mumbled with an embarrassed flush.

"Sounds like a wise woman, -ttebayo."

Kosuke's breath caught in her throat as she looked up into the blonde's eyes. She was used to seeing them shining a bright, sky blue, filled with boundless mischief or mirth. Right now though their shade seemed a few touches darker and the intent swimming around in those oceanic orbs was abundantly plain.

"Y-Yeah, she gave me lots of other advice too, um..." She trialed off, once again grasping for something to say.

This should have been easier - she should have been able to find some dumb, casual thing to talk about or at least a simple excuse that would enable her to exit this interaction. In fact, they were strangers! There wasn't anything stopping her from simply getting up and walking away!

But there was this inexplicable gravity coming from the boy next to her, and before she could think of that magical sentence that would save her his right hand came up to cup her chin. The grin on his face was downright cocky now, and she hated the way it made her heart flutter.

"Kosuke-chan... you came here to get laid, right?" He asked, his other hand climbing into her lap.

"...y-yeah..."

"And you haven't given up yet, right?"

Well, she hadn't, but she didn't know if she liked where this was headed.

"I - n-no, but..."

"Then how 'bout having a little fun with me -ttebayo?"

The question was blunt and straightforward, and no small part of her revered the sheer confidence he had to even ask in such a way.

"Nmph..."

Her hazel eyes widened when he boldly closed the distance between them, his soft lips planting themselves directly on hers. His grip on her chin wasn't strong, neither of his arms were wrapped around her, and she was the one sitting on the outside of the booth.

There was nothing preventing her from moving away, or escaping as it were, yet she stayed right where she was. The weight of his hand in her lap, crawling up her midsection to cup her right breast and the gingerly touch of his fingers tilting her face up toward his. The faint scent of the woody soap he must've used this morning and the cloying heat that was beginning to leech into her side.

These things utterly stunned her, and when he pulled back she found herself thoughtlessly following after him in an attempt to stay close.

Naruto grinned a little wider then scooted his way to the center of the 'U' booth, tugging her along by the arm until he was right in the middle. Unprepared to be dragged so suddenly Kosuke yelped in surprise and caught her ankles on one of the table legs, causing her to fall onto her side. Her head conveniently landed on his leg and as soon as it did she felt his hands on her body again - one petting her hip while the other brushed through her hair.

"H-Hey, wait, I-I never thought..." Kosuke panicked a little as the situation escalated. The tip of her nose was brushing up against his bulge and she could see it growing even bigger right in front of her!

"Relax, Kosuke-chan. You don't have'ta do anything ya don't wanna." Naruto declared firmly. "Just enjoy yourself, -ttebayo... and tell me if you wanna stop."

Hearing that calmed her nerves - not that she necessarily pegged him for that kind of guy - but hearing the loud 'zzzp!' right after did nothing to slow her pounding heart. She leaned up on her elbow to see what made the sound and found him awkwardly shrugging his shoulders out of his jacket.

"What're you doing?"

"So we don't get caught." He replied easily.

"C-Caught?"

"The place's pretty loud 'n' busy so I doubt anyone'll notice us... but just in case someone looks this way, -ttebayo."

Many times in the past he advocated quite strongly against public displays of debauchery, but after each and every one he came out the other side with a certain concession: the threat of being caught or the thrill of having spectators always made things plenty more exciting.

"Ah, should be good enough..."

He finally yanked his jacket out from between himself and the booth's backrest then draped it over her waist.

Kosuke watched his right hand snake underneath the orange piece of clothing with her head positively spinning. She had a pretty good idea what he was doing and she wasn't sure why she was just waiting for it to happen. Surely something similar would've occurred tonight either way - it's precisely what she was out looking for tonight!

But doing it with Naruto was too awkward!

For a whole host of reasons he was possibly the one, singular person she most wouldn't want to hook up with - yet she still didn't move when he gave her ass a hearty squeeze through her skirt. Instead, she bit her lip and held her breath while the blonde's hand continued to wander - first, pulling her skirt up so it could grope her bare booty, then quickly sliding on between her cheeks and thighs to directly grope her hairy twat.

"Ugh..."

Right away pleasure bloomed out beneath his fingertips in a way she hadn't expected as he rubbed her slit up and down, his digits tracing her lips repeatedly. After only a few seconds of that he switched to strumming on her pussy like it was a single-string guitar, and after only a few more seconds of that he was suddenly spreading her folds apart to poke and prod at her tight hole.

She thought it was just teasing - that he'd soon go back to playing with her labia or perhaps he'd settle for fondling her ass.

Surely even the pervert behind her wouldn't go any further in public. He'd be making a mess - he'd be making her moan.

It was too risky!

Clearly that pervert disagreed though because before she knew it his middle finger was slowly sinking into her snatch until his palm was fully flush with her butt.

"Damn... you're super tight, Kosuke-chan..." Naruto commented lowly. He wiggled his finger around inside her and she chewed down on her bottom lip to stop the resultant noise that tried to bubble up from her throat.

It felt tight to her too, as if somebody'd stuffed a whole squash between her legs. And when he moved she could feel her walls stretching to accommodate, making her clench her eyes.

"H-Hey... i-it feels weird..." She stuttered in a strained tone.

"You a virgin?" Naruto wondered aloud.

He wasn't quite drunk, but he was already a rather blunt person and the notable amount of alcohol he downed certainly wasn't doing anything to lessen his straightforward attitude.

Unwilling to actually vocalize her answer, Kosuke just nodded.

"Mm... then..."

All at once the intense pressure within her navel disappeared and Naruto's hand moved from her posterior to his own face so he could taste her, the lewd sight making her flush dark red. He really was every bit the lecher people described him as - hitting on a stranger, or rather, callously inviting her to 'have fun' then proceeding to finger her in the middle of a packed tavern. For her it was admirable, enviable even, and she had to wonder at where he got all that poise from.

If she'd had a fraction as much then maybe she wouldn't even be here right now.

"...wanna lube these up for me, Kosuke-chan?" He asked with a grin that dripped in provocation.

His fingers were hovering in front of her face now, only inches from her lips, and after a few, dragging seconds of consternation she made up her mind.

It may not be exactly what she'd pictured when she was getting dressed earlier, prettying herself up for her first night out, or when she'd sat shamefully in her older sister's room, receiving all kinds of embarrassing advice - but she wouldn't be going home tonight without making any progress.

So she steeled herself, opened her mouth, and welcomed three of the blonde's fingers with her tongue. The moment they landed on her pink appendage she loosed a quiet, curious hum. His digits were rough and salty and the middle one was already slick with his own spit, yet the experience was far from unpleasant. They were also warm and the faint tang of her pussy juice sent a naughty bolt of excitement throughout her body as she lathered up his fingers. One at a time, wrapping and curling her tongue around each in order to thoroughly coat them in her thick, sticky saliva.

Saliva that she was producing in excess, and since she wasn't swallowing it it soon built up enough that when she opened her lips to release a little exhale a fat line of drool spilled down her chin.

"Woah, woah... that's plenty -ttebayo." Naruto murmured, pulling his fingers back. "Try not to make too much of a mess, babe."

Despite what he quite literally just said the way he retracted his hand caused a few more lines of viscous spit to leak out of the corners of Kosuke's mouth, the rapidly-cooling liquid dripping all they way down her jaw and neck until it soaked into her white dress shirt.

She might have been a bit more perturbed by her top beginning to become see-through if it weren't for the little pet name Naruto'd casually thrown out.

Babe - like they knew each other or something, like she was his girl or something.

It really riled her up, but before she had too much time to dwell on it she felt the shifting fabric of his hand crawling back under his jacket.

"Gnk... h-hey, don't... I mean, be gentle." She muttered uncomfortably after swallowing her mouthful of spit.

The cliche words weren't ones she'd have imagined herself saying in a million years, but the unexpected tightness she felt the first time was mildly alarming and she didn't want him barging in now just because he was lubed up.

"'Course."

Other than the flippant acknowledgement Naruto offered no warning before his palm was squishing against her butt and his fingers were once again pushing straight into her pussy - this time both is middle and his ring. Unlike last time though he only sank them in up to the first knuckle, after which he simply stopped to let her adjust.

Although she had twice as many digits inside her the pressure was slightly less intense than before and Kosuke felt like she was ready for this.

Then Naruto separated his fingers.

"Fuck - wait, wait, wait!" Kosuke panicked, her voice a furious whisper. "You're stretching it!"

"That's normal, Kosuke-chan. You just have'ta get used to it, -ttebayo." Naruto assured her, keeping his fingers spread out.

"What? Really?"

Her question was tinged with genuine confusion and he raised an eyebrow at her naivete. For a girl who'd sounded somewhat experienced only minutes ago she was certainly seeming clueless all of a sudden.

And the fact that she was a virgin really threw him for a loop.

Naruto brought his other hand to the back of her head and turned her face towards his so he could plant another kiss on her lips. Kosuke blinked in surprise at first, then pulled away with a dark, dark blush.

"N... No kissing..." She declared weakly.

"Hm... okay. You got any other rules, ojou-sama?" Naruto joked as he brought his fingers together, only to twist them and stretch her twat out on a different axis.

"N-No! J-Just don't be acting so damn familiar with me!" Kosuke ground out with her eyes scrunched up.

'Huh... I really can't get a read on her personality, -ttebayo...'

Her words seemed counter to her actions, and her current demeanor definitely contradicted the one from earlier.

Regardless, he continued moving and twisting his fingers around inside the tan girl, opening and closing his digits like a pair of scissors. Each time he did her entire body tensed up a little bit less until eventually she stopped tensing altogether and instead started letting out little 'mmh's and 'oh's while he spread her pussy open.

Naruto took that as his cue to step things up and he switched from scissoring her insides to pumping them with his two fingers. The very first thrust caused Kosuke to let out a throaty moan that was thankfully drowned out by the loud, clamoring din of the bustling bar, and she snapped her gaze back to him with a heated glare.

It didn't carry much bite though as her fierce expression quickly dissolved into slanted eyebrows and panting, parted lips which she clamped a hand over to prevent any more moans from escaping.

"H-How 'bout some warning first, t-hhh... teme." Her muffled voice vibrated through her palm, shaky and breathy as pleasure radiated out between her legs. There was a faint, muffled 'shlacking' that reached both of their ears too - the lewd, unmistakable sound of a wet pussy being plundered just barely managing to simmer up from underneath Naruto's jacket.

Naruto merely grinned and she felt his left hand move down her neck toward her back then around her side to brazenly cup her left tit.

Right in front of everyone!

Maybe no one could tell what was happening below her waist but the naughty noise she could hear combined with him openly groping her chest made her dark orbs dart nervously around the bar. From table to table she glanced around at all the other clamoring customers, absolutely sure that one of them must've noticed what was going on in the big corner booth.

She didn't see anyone even looking in her direction though and when she turned back to Naruto that stupid grin still clinging to his lips lit a fire inside her.

"Wh... What are you looking so comfortable for? I bet - hhn! I bet if you were the one getting yer junk r-rubbed right now you wouldn't look so damn smug..." She complained with her palm falling away from her mouth and her surprisingly sharp teeth digging into her bottom lip. As annoying as his idiotic confidence was she found it hard to actually stay annoyed. His fingers were pumping her virgin cunt dutifully, working at a steady, solid pace as they plunged in up to the first knuckle before retreating almost all the way to her entrance. The pads of his fingers were rubbing and dragging along her walls, sending wonderful, tittering shivers down her legs while the girth of his double digits still stretched her out - however slightly.

Over her own thudding heartbeat and the melting, humming chatter of everyone around her laughing and drinking and eating she could hear the faint noise it was making. Whenever they weren't talking that rhythmic, sloppy sound would become audible to her keen ears, a quiet little 'shlick, shlick, shlick'ing that made her flush to the roots of her hair and continually sneak glances around the tavern - unable to believe no one else could hear it too.

The unrelenting fingering had a new kind of pressure mounting in her navel, like he was putting something there or maybe pulling it out, and a tiny drop of blood rolled down her chin when her incisor broke skin in her attempt to clamp down on the urge to moan.

"Okay... what're you putting down?" Naruto suddenly piped up, giving her boob a squeeze. "'Cause I have gotten pretty comfortable with this sorta thing, -ttebayo."

Over the years he'd had plenty of risque encounters in untoward places, but in just the last few months his experience with this type of debauchery had certainly multiplied. There was his wager with Hana that resulted in them making a mess of that public bathroom - sill rather tame by his standards. Shortly after he'd met Karin, who'd he'd painted totally white in the middle of a forest filled with examinees.

Hinata he'd fucked right in her own hospital bed and Tenten in her own shop - during which a little crowd of perverted pedestrians stopped to enjoy the show! There was his cute disciple Moegi who he'd similarly plowed in front of a gathering of strangers (two of which joined in) and a small while later he ended up banging a woman he just met in front of two interrogators and his old academy sensei!

Creampieing his favorite actress in the middle of a whole caravan and spilling his seed down a former classmate's throat while he soaked in an onsen with twenty other strangers... and these were just the times that were fully public.

Needless to say he really had grown familiar with being watched or observed or even caught - and he couldn't claim he didn't like the extra excitement.

Kosuke didn't respond to his teasing, focused as she was on his thrusting fingers, and he dropped his hand from her chest to his lap where the ensuing 'zzzip!' managed to draw her attention.

"Oi..."

Her little mumble hung in the air unfinished while she stared straight down at the blonde's crotch. With his fly undone his button came next, and after that he didn't hesitate to nudge the waistband of his boxers down so he could fish out his big, rigid cock. It was already hard and pulsing and red and Kosuke's wide eyes couldn't look away as he wrapped his hand around himself and started stroking.

"Y-Y... You're definitely gonna get seen...!" She stuttered, caught up between his consistent, curled fingers still plugging away at her snatch and the sight of his stiff meat standing straight up in his lap.

Naruto just exhaled, enjoying the relief provided by his jerking hand.

"Doubt it, babe. Everyone here's trashed or... on their way, -ttebayo." He muttered with his eyes briefly surveying the room.

He wasn't totally right considering the bartender was fully sober, but the man was beyond swamped with the litany of packed tables always clamoring for refills.

Kosuke watched him jack himself off incredulously. His tip was poking up about an inch above the table's edge and he showed no concern or discretion in the way he slid his palm up and down his shaft. He was really, actually just masturbating in the middle of one of the most crowded buildings she'd ever been in, without a care in the world. Each time his hand moved up she got to see the soft ridge of his head squish against his fist and on the way back down she saw the skin of his shaft get tugged a little bit, causing it to grow taught and highlight all of the little veins.

Her eyes followed along in a trance, up to ogle his big, swollen tip and then down to drag over the length of his hard, pulsing dick. Up again, this time squeezing out a thick dribble of silky precum, then down again, spreading the glossy liquid all over the underside of his penis.

Unbidden, she suddenly imagined it was his cock that was stuffing her pussy instead of his fingers, and the invasive thought made her gasp and clamp both hands over her mouth - in turn making her fall back onto the seat.

Eyes still closed, Naruto grinned when he felt her walls twitch and clench before bathing his entire hand with warmth. Her juice flowed out like an estuary, volumetric and wide as it spilled down her left asscheek and thigh. He moved his hand up, rubbing it through her messy, hairy folds so he could pinch and pull on her stiff clit, extending and intensifying Kosuke's orgasm. He heard a long, bassy moan bubble up through her throat at the extra stimulation and he dragged his palm back over her butt to scoop up a sheen of hot nectar before returning to lather up her hard bean.

'Didn't realize she was a shinobi...' He mused as her leaking slit continued to spew its stuff all over her ass. It was doubtlessly way too much for a civilian, with the way it coated her cheeks and thighs and soaked through the bottom of her skirt only to carry on and begin pooling on the booth's leather seat.

At the same time of course he continued bobbing his left hand over his rod, showing a bit of ambidexterity as he pleasured them both simultaneously. Kosuke - who's head was once again resting on his thigh after she pulled her own hand out from under herself to stifle her moans - didn't know what to focus on. The burning, wet waterfall sloughing down between her legs that frankly felt like she was peeing herself - or the thick six inches of cock being stroked right in front of her face.

The buzzing, racing tingles lighting up her scalp and blitzing all the way down to her toes were mostly familiar.

She played with herself before.

But the bulging dick, glazing itself in excited precum while its owner unabashedly jerked it right in front of her was new. It was so close that Naruto's knuckles were brushing her forehead and every breath she took was dripping with his dense, heady musk. She could almost taste the salt on the back of her tongue and feel his tip pressing against the roof of her mouth, and as her orgasm tapered off she had to swallow thickly to avoid drooling all over her own hands.

Why did it smell so good? Why did it look like it was waiting for her tongue to come lick up all that tasty cream that was oozing out of his tip?

Why did she even imagine that it would be tasty to begin with?

Kosuke couldn't think straight with the naughty scent clogging her head and his fingers still rubbing her clit and instead of even trying she simply gave in to temptation, her lips parting and her neck craning so she could flick her tongue against his base.

Naruto jumped in slight surprise when her wide, rough muscle abruptly came swiping over his meat. She mostly got a taste of his pumping fingers - which didn't seem to bother or deter her in the least - and he moved his hand away so she could lap at his bare cock.

"Hey, you don't have to... ugh..." He trailed off with a lazy moan as he watched her grow steadily more animated.

It was yet another contradiction.

Mere minutes ago she was wholly uninterested, or rather, downright distraught at the idea that he wanted her to suck him off, but now she had her cheek planted square in the middle of his lap so she lick and slurp on his meat. She clearly had no idea what she was doing based on the way she was messily slopping her tongue around the base of his girth - she was simply enjoying herself, with her dark eyes lidding more and more while her flaring nostrils pulled in greedy lungfuls of his masculine fragrance. There were soft little hums reverberating from her throat and he could feel a constant leak of juice spilling out of her folds even though her orgasm had run its course.

Of course that wasn't to say her clumsy, eager tonguing didn't feel great and before long she decided that his base wasn't enough, her neck craning again to enable her to run her appendage all the way up his shaft. Naruto had to chew his lip now to stop a loud moan from tumbling out of his mouth as she cleaned up the mixture of sticky precum and salty sweat that his jerking hand had smeared around.

"Hn! Oh... shit..."

And once she reached his tip she didn't get any less enthusiastic.

Her big, rough tongue attacked the head of his cock like a thirsty dog would a bowl of water, draping and dragging itself all over the sensitive spot - and his twitching prick responded readily by dribbling out drop after drop of tangy precum which Kosuke quickly swallowed. Her throat was tightening and clenching in order to move the precious treat into her belly, her nose was still taking deep whiffs of his scent, and her messy work was beginning to cause a wealth of slippery spit to slough down all over his pants.

His dick was already drenched of course and through the intense pleasure of glans being devoured Naruto had the wherewithal to show a little worry for the potential mess waiting to happen.

So he slid to his left, tucked his dick into his pants, zipped himself up, and then stood to his feet - all fast enough to leave the brunette blinking in confusion.

He took one step away from the table and she leaned up in a hurry.

"W-Wait!"

Naruto just made a subtle gesture with his fingers and carried on through the crowded bar.

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A few minutes later, in the men's restroom...

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He only had to wait about forty seconds for the door to swing open and a flushed, slightly annoyed-looked Kosuke to come shuffling into the bathroom after him, his dampened jacket clutched in one of her fists.

"Oi, what was that about? I thought you were just gonna leave..." She complained gloomily.

"I thought you were the one scared to get caught -ttebayo. At that rate... we were definitely getting busted." Naruto pointed out as he eyed her down.

He had a touch of liquid courage and a bunch of prior indignation fueling him, but not enough for him to throw away the rest of his night by getting clocked for public indecency. Frankly he was shocked Kosuke even made it here without getting tossed out.

He only had a barely-noticeable wet spot on his crotch from her drool and the beer, she had the entire left side of her skirt clinging to her hip with moisture and the same sticky juice forming a large, shiny sheen down the insides of her legs.

'That seat must be ruined, -ttebayo...' He thought, his dick bulging at the lewd sight. He brought one hand down to his button and the other up to form a half ram seal, spawning in a sinlge doppelganger while he undid his pants.

"Hey, what're you..." Kosuke glanced at the clone nervously.

"This guy can watch the door while we pick up where we left off."

"What?! Bullshit, Oyabun! I'm walkin' stiff over here!" The copy piped up defiantly and gestured bluntly to the tent in his trousers.

"If you watch the door, I'll let you have some ramen before I dispel you."

"...and a round with Sakura-chan."

"No."

"What?!"

"She's probably sleeping by now! I'm not gonna bother her with some stupid horny clone, -ttebayo!"

"I'm not just 'some' clone -"

Naruto raised his hand, ready to dismiss the unruly bunshin.

"You want ramen or not?"

The sudden fear in his duplicate's eyes answered him before it even opened its mouth.

"Wait, don't! I'll watch the damn door, -ttebayo..." The chakra creation grumbled to itself and slowly stalked out of the bathroom, taking one long look at Kosuke's ass before it closed the door behind it.

The brunette, who had observed the little argument in pure disbelief, set her wide eyes on Naruto who was already lowering his pants.

"Uh... are we really gonna do it here?"

He stopped with the garment halfway down his legs, preparing to pull it right back up.

"...that's up to you at this point." He shrugged.

He was certainly raring to go, but it's not like he would have any problem scoring elsewhere.

Kosuke's gaze drooped down to his dick, which he hadn't even put back into his boxers earlier, and she lowered a hand to touch herself reflexively. The amount of sheer want flooding her being had waned slightly since they'd left the booth, but it was far from fully gone. She still had these filthy, foreign desires bouncing around her brain, clogging it up and igniting her pussy with needy heat - the desire to taste that salty, savory tang and to smell that thick, cloying musk, and of course there was still her original goal of finally losing her virginity.

A little bit of fresh nectar dripped down her thigh as she stepped forward, her mind made up.

"Alright... but your clone better not let anyone in." She muttered lowly. Her eyes were still glued to his stiff cock and her mouth watered a little bit when he tugged his underwear down, causing the whole thing to wobble enticingly. A little bit of precum even formed on the end and then dropped down onto the tile floor, wasted, and she refused to let it happen again.

The flushed girl couldn't toss his jacket aside and sink to her knees fast enough, her mouth drooling and her eyes lidding as she she leaned in to -

Snnnn!

- suck in a huge lungful of his meat. Right away it further fogged her head and dampened her slit and this time she moved a little lower to -

Snnnn!

- sniff directly at his hanging sack, which she unfortunately didn't have access to earlier. Every bit of the warm, manly scent that was so addicting about his dick was infinitely more concentrated by his balls, like they were the sole source of that wonderful odor.

Previously she had been totally certain that this kind of thing was off limits, that she was absolutely repulsed by it.

In reality she didn't understand why it turned out to be so alluring or why her body responded the way it did, and again she didn't even want to bother trying. Simply giving in was so much easier - letting her nose have its fill of huge, hungry breaths then sticking her tongue out and dragging it up, all the way from his soft nuts to his twitching tip. The creamy, meaty flavor that coated her tastebuds made her nipples stiffen almost painfully and her pussy spill even more lubricant all over her own calves.

"Hmn... lk, lk, lk, lk, lk!"

"Ah! Fuck..." Naruto hissed as she repeated the same writhing tactic from earlier, her almost coarse appendage flicking and slithering against his glans in order to tease out as much of his precum as it could. The overstimulation resulted in a surge of liquid fire pulsing at his base and he reached down with both hands to push her head back out of tonguing range.

"H-Hold up, I'm already close..." He breathed heavily.

It seemed like she understood and would relent for a moment, given the way her dark, hazel eyes peered up at him, but then in a surprising show of strength she suddenly re-closed the distance between her mouth and his cock, nudging past his palms effortlessly. Her lips landed hotly on the side of his shaft with a fat, wet smooch which she quickly traced back to his head.

"S-Seriously, I'm... oh..."

His last attempt to warn her fell away as she swallowed the first inch and a half of his pole. He was already on the edge, he already had a burning batch of batter building at the bottom of his length, and the sensation of his prick being enveloped by her melty mouth tipped him over instantly. The heavily-salivating girl sucked in a pleasantly shocked breath when the first, girthy rope of salty semen sprayed onto her waiting tongue, drenching the entire muscle. The second one piled on top, already bloating out her cheeks and once the third stringy shot of spunk came squirting into her overstuffed mouth she finally gained the sense to swallow.

"Gnk,

gnk...

gnk...

gnk...

gnk..."

"Ho-oly... Kosuke... chan..."

Each thick helping of cum that she gulped down left a hot, sticky trail of tingles down her throat, and each new barrage that Naruto spilled onto her tongue made her drip a little bit more of her own stuff onto her legs. It simply tasted delightful, and as if her mouth and pussy were connected she continued to grow wetter and wetter, like her slit was actually asking for its own share of the prize.

After putting nearly three cups of jizz into her mouth Naruto stumbled back then tripped on his bunched up pants, one last line of semen shooting out of his swollen tip just as his ass crashed into the floor.

It landed lazily on the tile right next to Kosuke and she glanced at it for a moment, seriously contemplating if she should stoop down to slurp it up before looking back at the fallen blonde. He was leaned back on his hands pulling in positively ragged breaths and his cock was slumped over on his thigh, dribbling out a pathetic little white trail that she also considered crawling forward to ingest.

Considered and decided, since this one was sitting on his tasty, tanned skin instead of the dirty restroom floor.

"Shllp!"

"O-Oi! It's sensitive goddamnit..." Naruto protested airily as she hoovered the cum off his leg before moving on to suck directly from his tip. Though he thought his load was spent her thirsty efforts were rewarded with a few emergent dollops of sperm that she chose to savor rather than swallow, and he stiffened back up slightly as he watched her lean back to swish his cum around like mouthwash.

'It's always the virgins...' He mused idly, recalling some of the various girls whose cherries he'd popped - namely Haku, Shizune, and Koyuki. The keen frustration that came along with prolonged virginity sometimes lead to a certain, lewd intensity that caught him off guard.

Once she'd apparently spent enough time enjoying the slightly bitter flavor of his spunk Kosuke sat up on her heels and stared at him expectantly.

"Mm, 'ou ca' - gnk, haa... go again... right?" She questioned, swallowing her mouthful of spit and cum halfway through.

"Damn straight! ...but, gimme a minute." Naruto exhaled.

His shaft was still aching a little from the effort of squeezing out so much viscous liquid.

"C'mon, dude - you're gonna make me wait? After I..." Kosuke let her sentence die while her cheeks abruptly flared up with pure shame.

Drained his balls?

Into her mouth?

And swallowed it happily?

She definitely couldn't say that out loud, and instead she just glared at him.

"C'mere."

Naruto rose to his feet - doing so rather awkwardly with his trousers and boxers still stretched around his ankles - then reached down to help her up.

Kosuke ignored the offered hand and stood up on her own.

"Wh-What? You wanna take me back to your place? Because -"

The blonde reached out again, this time around her back and beneath her skirt to clap both palms against her bare, sticky booty. The impact came with a slightly tinny, highly fleshy smack that bounced off the linoleum walls and made her lean into him, her sentence unfinished.

"No - I'm gonna return the favor. Right here, -ttebayo."

He hefted her up by her ass and sat her down on the counter, right next to one of the sinks, before crouching down and flashing a rude grin up at her.

"Now spread your legs for me, Kosuke-chan."

His crass order ignited a hot flash of annoyance in Kosuke's chest and made her eyebrows slant aggressively.

"No."

Naruto blinked.

"What?"

"I'm not just gonna do whatever you tell me." Kosuke declared defiantly. She even crossed her legs for good measure, then smirked a little bit.

"Okay... please spread your legs?"

"I don't care if you use manners."

Naruto smirked too now, and his bright sapphires glinted in a way that set off the butterflies in Kosuke's stomach.

"How 'bout I use force instead, -ttebayo."

"Pff, I'd like to see you try - h-hey!"

As soon as she'd issued the challenge he grabbed her upper knee, unfolded her legs, and pushed them apart as far as they would easily go. Her thighs spreading out so wide caused her skirt to stretch as well, the thin fabric growing taught, and she reached both hands down to try and keep herself covered.

"D-Don't just go ahead anyway! Teme!" She yelled with her eyes radiating genuine anger.

"Alright, alright... eheh, guess I ruined the mood by joking around, huh?" Naruto shrugged slightly and stood up.

It'd happened before of course, although rarely - hook ups here and there where he misjudged the situation, or the person, and ended up spoiling in the fun. It was always awkward but it also came with the territory, and he was ready to chalk this up as one of those times too and return to their booth to finish his drink.

Then the brunette pulled another one-eighty.

"Wait, don't leave! G... Go ahead and do it..." Kosuke turned her blushing head away and lifted up the hem of her skirt all the way to her ribs, revealing her pussy. Her entire mound was covered in a thick swathe of long, straight pubes - all of which were utterly saturated in her own juices - and the patch of dark brown hair was only broken up by a stretch of soft pink, puffy and swollen and still spilling its stuff all over the counter.

Naruto glanced from her crotch to her glowing face with a raised brow, and Kosuke could feel he was bout to ask something.

"Hurry up! 'S not like we're... renting out the bathroom..." She muttered shamefully.

"Y'know... good point."

She was embarrassed about being the one handing out invitations now, especially after she'd brought things to a halt, but her motivation was simple.

If his fingers had felt as good as they did then obviously his mouth would feel even more good, and she wasn't going to miss out on that.

Still, she tensed up a little when he knelt back down right in front of her, his face looming close without hesitation and both of his palms moving up to rub along the insides of her thighs.

What did she smell like to him?

Was he bothered by all the hair?

Would he be grossed out by her taste?

Actually, she should be more concerned by the fact that the sight of this blue-eyed, whiskered guise hovering between her legs would surely be burned into her memory. She should have already been disturbed by the fact that the blonde's own taste would always be remembered fondly by her tongue. She'd gone a lot farther in a lot of ways she initially didn't want, with a guy she didn't initially want, yet all of these worries were drowned out by more conventional ones.

And those were all blown away once the first lick came dragging up through her folds, roughly parting the delicate flesh and finishing at her clit. The pleasure was immediate and intense, and before she even had time to process the blooming, buzzing, electricity that was originating from her crotch the second lick came to retrace her slit.

"Ho- ...fuck that feels good!" Kosuke cursed loudly. She flattened her skirt to her belly with one hand and then dropped her other down to rub herself greedily as Naruto continued to lick her up. She could feel his soft, wet tongue curling beneath her hole to poke at her perineum, then flicking all the way back along the length of her sopping snatch until it brushed over her rigid bean and frantic fingertips. Each stroke he gave her was accompanied by a noisy 'lk' that belied the amount of spit the blonde was painting onto her swollen twat - as well as the sheer enthusiasm he was showing.

Looking down she could clearly see him lapping at her with his eyes lidded and his relatively small tongue pushing its way through her pubes, entirely unperturbed. His face had a touch of scarlet now too, and between licks he kept pulling his tongue back in to swallow whatever nectar it had scooped up. There was absolutely nothing skittish or tentative about the way he was eating her out, in fact, his mannerisms reminded her of her pet puppy, making an absolute mess of its water bowl after a long day of playing.

For some reason that thought made her gasp silently and shoot a mini spritz of fluid into Naruto's mouth, getting him to prematurely pause his persistent pussy pampering.

"Nk, hmm... you getting close, Kosuke-chan?" He asked after swallowing the hot juice. His appreciative hum and musky tone sent a rush of static from Kosuke's clit all the way up to her peaking nipples, and she simply nodded.

All it took was about sixty seconds of that constant licking - combined with her own fingers clumsily smushing her nub around - for that sensation to light up her mound with wonderful pressure. Watching him drink her stuff helped too and when he stuck his tongue back out an almost brutal pang of anticipation flared in her gut. She nearly squirted just from the wait, then his fingers came sliding along her thighs toward her middle, two slinking low to stuff her entrance while two from his other hand stayed high to spread her labia open. His digits slipped into her sloppy tunnel easily, all the way up to the second knuckle this time, and just above his tongue got back to work 'lk, lk, lk'ing at the wide patch of slippery pink meat her stretched folds were revealing.

The combined attack finished her off pretty much instantly, causing her excited pussy to spit its tangy extract out around Naruto's fingers. Just like before her orgasm spilled out in huge, lazy droves that cascaded down her ass cheeks, leaving a burning, sticky glaze in their wake. The little naughty waterfall carried on to coat her asshole and briefly pool on the counter before raining down onto the tile floor - right between the tips of Naruto's toes.

"Fuck, fuck! K-Keep licking!" Kosuke begged, her hips starting to roll forward so she could mash her creaming cunt into the blonde's mouth. The various zipping lines of ecstasy flying along her frame felt far better than what she was used to, getting off by her own hand - or even Naruto's, as of a few minutes ago. Her toes felt like they were bubbling, her shaking thighs felt weightless, and the hot lake of musky liquid falling out of her twat simply felt divine. She couldn't stop grinding and smearing her pussy lips against his chin, using his firm, clean-shaven jaw to dig into her mound while she humped her orgasm all over him.

She thought that her brain would turn into goo or that her eyes would roll all the way out of her head if it went on any longer - yet it did. The waves just kept on coming, drowning Naruto's front and drizzling down in wide, thick batches to make a sticky mess on the floor. Considering he was crouched right in front of her with his pants around his ankles no part of him was safe; from his face to his shoulders and down to his thighs he was absolutely plastered by her juice. His cock as well, which had long since re-stiffened, received a hefty helping of her warm cum - the viscous stuff dripping all over his prick like a breakfast sausage being bathed in syrup. The final stop before her fluid hit the floor was his bunched up trousers, the poor piece of clothing soaking all the way through with moisture until it was so logged it couldn't hold any more - and even after that she continued squirting and spitting out her steamy, lazy load on his mouth for almost two full minutes.

Then, abruptly, her peak tapered off and she was left gasping and huffing and twitching as Naruto pulled back with a dramatic breath.

"Pah! Hhhaaah, what the... fuck is your diet?" He asked brashly, wiping his face on his sleeve and gazing down at the glossy pool of cum she'd spilt. It was massive - far more than Sakura's usual output or any other shinobi he'd slept with - and its glossy surface was spread out edge to edge over the entire floor even though it was almost half an inch deep.

The volume easily rivaled even his own ludicrously large loads!

Obviously Kosuke didn't answer, busy as she was catching her breath, and Naruto grinned at her quivering quim... red, swollen, and slightly gaping from the effort of trying to flood the whole restroom. The thoroughly doused boy stood up in place then grabbed his slick meat by the base and slapped his tip right onto her puffy pussy.

Plap!

"It's gotta be somethin' special 'cause I don't think I've ever seen someone squirt so much, -ttebayo." He commented, before lifting and smacking his dick down onto her sloppy folds with another wet 'plap'!

It was either that, or she just had a lot of chakra.

Kosuke sucked in a raspy inhale at his crude teasing, the aftershocks of her orgasm combining with the sharp bolts from his cockslaps to make her entire body ache needily.

It felt good - beyond good actually - but also unfulfilling. There was some kind of frustrating craving mixed in with the pleasure that irritated her, like she was still peckish after a tasty meal, and she wasn't dumb enough to not know what it was.

"C... C'mon, put it in already." She commanded in a weak voice that didn't match her stern expression.

She sounded faint and tired and Naruto didn't move for a second, then she cleared her throat.

"Aghem! Didn't ya hear me? Fucking p-put it in, asshole."

Her aggressive, genuinely annoyed tone had Naruto raising his brow again but he didn't need to be told twice.

Usually.

And he definitely didn't need to be told thrice!

So without much grandeur or tact even he simply lined himself up with her entrance and slipped right in all the way to the hilt. She was stupidly wet, and while Naruto moaned from the sensation of being enveloped in all of that hot, slippery grool Kosuke moaned from the nice, rigid pipe she could feel filling her up. She was sure she could feel each vein pressing against her walls and his tip twitching eagerly deep within her belly, and when he pulled out the way his glans scraped along her tunnel made her curl forward with a gasp.

The position was a little awkward for Naruto since the top of her head was now pressing into his chest, but he didn't let that stop him from grabbing the sides of her thighs and bucking back up into her sopping snatch.

Shhluck!

"Huh! That feels so fucking good!" Kosuke swore as her twat stretched around his invading meat. She was still holding the front of her skirt up and her dark, cloudy eyes locked themselves firmly onto her own crotch so she could watch his staff split her folds. It had to magic, she thought, that all six and a half inches of his pulsing dick were able to just disappear into her slit. Surely there wasn't enough room inside of her, surely her tiny, sensitive hole couldn't stretch wide enough. But her hazel orbs proved her wrong as they got to see it happen again and again, her pussy expanding to wrap around the girth of Naruto's penis and then easily welcoming his entire length into its tight embrace.

"Mnf, shit..."

"Ahh... you're so damn wet."

Each swing of his hips brought his burgeoning head stuffing its way into the deepest depths of her cunt and with it a hail of shared, mingling moans that tumbled off their lips. There was also a quiet, wet clap that came from Naruto's swaying sack knocking against the edge of the cum-coated counter, and Kosuke's mouth watered at the sight of all those strings that stretched out between his balls and the sink.

The blonde on the other hand winced after only half a minute of relatively slow-paced thrusts.

"H-Hang on, lemme..."

He slid his hands up her legs and under her lifted skirt to latch onto her plump posterior, then pulled her lower body toward him while he leaned forward. His weight forced her to lean back until her head bumped into the restroom mirror and she glanced at it reflexively.

There was her reflection, some strange girl laying almost fully on the sink and spreading her legs for this pantsless womanizer - who was already plunging his cock back into her cavern. Now that her soft asscheeks were hanging out over the counter's edge he had a nice bit of cushioning for his nuts to clap against, and he made use of it right away by setting a rapid, sloppy pace that filled the air with noisy squelching.

Shluck, shluck, shluck,

shluck, shluck, shluck,

shluck, shluck, shluck...

His stiff cock battering away at her insides had her releasing all kinds of lewd, feminine sounds she never could have imagined herself making - various 'ahn's and 'hnn's that blended seamlessly into the loud cacophony of the pounding he was giving her. She also never would have imagined she would get to hear the different grunts and hums that Naruto was spilling from such an intimate distance, or that they would do the things they were doing to her - making her stomach twist hungrily and her pussy clench possessively. His low, breathy voice sounded so good falling straight into her ears and when she finally looked away from the mirror to watch him directly she could help the way her hands shot up to yank his head down into her chest.

He loosed a little laugh against her shirt before putting his teeth and tongue to work, using only his mouth to undo her shirt buttons. He managed to unclasp the first and second one rather quickly before struggling with the third and deciding to simply bite the rest of the plastic pieces off, then spit them off to the side one at a time.

The sides of her dress top fell away slowly, revealing her braless, remarkably tan titties, and he immediately moved in to service one of her rigid nipples, pushing and flicking the hard bud around with his tongue and even giving it few careful nips.

"Hm, yeah, fucking bite it!" Kosuke cried out, barely able to reconcile the combined pleasures of having her pussy plugged and her breast sucked at the same time. Something about the idea of his fangs on her flesh ignited a little inferno in her belly, and she arched her back to further stuff her boob in his face.

Naruto obeyed the horny girl without a second thought, chomping down on her nipple a little harder this time and gently 'sawing' it back and forth between his teeth then switching to the other one and chewing on it a bit as well. His oral ministrations were rewarded with a high-pitched whine and a surge of extra thick juice that unsuccessfully tried to flow out around his pounding pipe. The stuff was simply too viscous, and instead of spilling out around his base it remained clinging along his shaft and her walls where it quickly got churned up by his dick. All of the sloppy 'shluck'ing emanating from between Kosuke's legs crescendoed in volume as his cock mixed and stirred her cum up into a frothy, foamy mess that gradually managed to escape her stretched cunt.

It was still as thick as warm honey but after being fluffed up into a bunch of sticky, white bubbles there just wasn't enough room and Naruto's shaft began forcing it out bit by bit.

'What's with this chick...' Naruto wondered absently while hammered away at her slit.

Her grool was borderline adhesive, and even though he was stood in a near hundred square foot puddle of it she apparently had plenty more to spare. His prick was swimming in the stuff and the froth she was leaking had already completely coated his balls and thighs. He was legitimately entertaining the theory that she might be a secret kage when she flattened back onto the sink and yanked his head along with her.

"C-C'mon, more! Don't stop!" She begged as she pulled his face against her neck. Her own face was turned to the side, exposing a wide stretch of dark skin, and her hands were tugging on him impatiently - making it pretty clear what she wanted.

"Ahhwmpf..." Naruto opened wide and bit right down on her jugular, causing her to whine again.

And cum instantaneously.

"Mnf, yes! I'm fucking... cumming!"

His sharp incisors digging into her throat alongside his bulging rod plundering her twat were both too much and her excited pussy started to grip and suck with force, inciting Naruto to pause.

Not because he wanted to last longer (they were still in a public restroom after all), but because he literally could not move - he was mid-thrust when her snatch decided to live up to its slang, clamping down on him and holding him right in its 'center' so it could massage its prize out of him. He couldn't sink the rest of the way in nor pull even a millimeter out while her fluttering walls brought him over the edge, pulsating and squeezing around his meat until he fired the first, creamy line of spunk into her tunnel.

"Huck, mh! Sho'y...!" Naruto apologized against her neck half-heartedly.

He originally figured he might shoot his load down the drain so that Kosuke could leave the bar with a little dignity but that plan was now thoroughly off the table as sprayed her insides with semen. Between her own surges of simmering nectar and the rapid chain of hot ropes he was putting inside her it felt like he'd gone and stuck his dick in a volcano - and if her cum had been trapped inside her before on account of merely being thick then absolutely nothing was getting out now due to how tight she'd become.

"Hm-nn! Fu-uck... it... hmn!" Kosuke's eyes rolled back and she suddenly went limp beneath him, followed by her kitty going 'limp' too.

"Oh, sh-"

No longer being held in Naruto stumbled back somewhat from surprise and mostly from the laws of physics as her relaxed pussy finally allowed all of their combined cum to spill out. The rush of jizz and juice practically shot his dick out and the resulting loss of balance made him slip on the slick floor, his twitching tip still squirting its batter all over her unconscious body while he crashed down onto his ass.

The first few volleys splattered into her already-wet bush, saturating them even more with sperm, then once he hit the floor the next handful of spurts flew all the way up to rain down over her tanned, chiseled belly. He hadn't been able to notice her impressive physique when he was on top of her and he still didn't get to see now with his eyes scrunched up and his twitching tip continuing to squirt its stuff for almost a full minute.

Once his orgasm finally, finally ended (by painting Kosuke's feet white), Naruto let out a loud, ragged exhale and glanced around the grool-flooded room.

"...yep."

Then he peeked up at his sleeping partner, whose legs were covered in cum and whose freshly-fucked mound was oozing a pearly stream of mixed fluids.

"...yep."

There was still a way out of this!

His own pants may be ruined, and he didn't have anything he could use to clean up, but with a smart application of clones and Henge he could -

Whoompf!

"Ha! You're... crazy man!"

"Right? No way this - hic - idiot's got the guts!"

"I dunno... he bashed up that orange idiot pretty good..."

"Gnk, gnk... hmf, I... 'll show ya... jus' wait!"

The lively chatter of three clearly intoxicated men came to a halt after they threw the bathroom door open, and their eyes all simultaneously landed on a pantsless Naruto, sitting across from a passed out, leaking Kosuke.

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"...yo."


Omake #23: (Implied Incest)

Even later that night...

He'd slinked through the front gate quite easily, since no one here really took their guard duty seriously.

And the grounds were just as easy to traverse, since they were bathed in shadow and devoid of loiterers at such an hour.

Then, all that was left was his house, which he circled once, twice, before deciding to try a side door that he'd never seen anyone use.

Kssshhh...

He slid it open with uncharacteristic finesse - just wide enough for him to slip through - and let out a sigh of relief as he carefully shut it behind him.

"I was wonderin' just how late ya'd get here."

The lights flicked on and Kiba froze up as the towering, frowning visage of his mom came into view.

'Shit!'

They were in a random hallway!

And as the head of the clan their house was naturally the largest in the compound!

How did she know where to wait for him?

"Um, me an' Shika -"

"Nope."

"...f-fine, I was hanging with Neji even though -"

"Uh-uh."

"Alright! Y... You caught me... I was doing drugs!"

"Boya, I can smell 'im all over you."

Kiba's face flared up all the way to his ears.

After he'd woken up in the restroom with his Henge still thankfully intact he'd bolted without a word.

The hormones had worn off, the mood had evaporated, and all he'd wanted was to wash up and forget any of it had ever happened.

It figured he couldn't fool his mother's nose with a bit of lousy soap.

"Y'know, I had no idea he swang that way but you, Kiba..."

"Okaa-san, it's not -"

"C'mere."

Tsume reached out a long, muscled arm and grabbed her son by the ear then began yanking him down the hall.

"O-Ow! What the hell?!"

"Unfortunately, Hana wasn't born with a dick between her legs. Which makes you my heir."

She suddenly turned a corner and Kiba almost tripped over his feet trying to follow after her.

"Sorry! I won't come home late -"

"I don't care watcha do in your own time, but you're already twenty."

"And?!"

Tsume tugged him to herself then pushed him through an open door before stepping through herself.

"Sit."

Kiba glanced around the bathroom he'd been tossed into - the light was already on, there was already a dense blanket of steam rising off the floor, and there was a stool waiting right in the middle of the room, next to a bucket.

"Come on, what..."

"Sit down, Kiba." Tsume growled lowly.

The hairs on the back of his neck raised at her rumbly tone and he listened without thinking, taking a seat on the stool and hanging his head to avoid eye contact. He couldn't see her like this but he could see her shirt hit the floor, followed by her bra, pants, and panties.

She then circled around him with heavy paps of her bare feet smacking against the tiles, and he could just feel her looming behind him.

"Arms up."

He listened again without protest, raising his arms up in the air so she could tug his plain tee up and off of his torso.

He'd thrown the white dress shirt and black skirt in the trash earlier, the former missing all of its buttons and the latter soaked through. Neither one was ruined per se, but they were both evidence and he wasn't about to be caught wearing them.

"Now lift your ass."

Kiba dared to raise his head and glance back at her, but quickly faced forward again once his eyes met her glowering face.

"Okaa-san... I can wash myself." He mumbled, rather respectfully compared to his usual disposition.

"Oh? If that was the case we wouldn't be here right now." Tsume rolled her eyes and flicked him on the back of the neck. "Up."

Kiba stoop up slightly and closed his eyes in embarrassment as his mom immediately pulled his shorts down past his knees.

His current clothes were borrowed and a pair of boxers hadn't been available, leaving them both fully nude now.

"No son ah mine's gonna be walkin' around with another man's scent clingin' to 'im."

Sspshhh!

She bent down to pick up the bucket of hot water and dumped it down onto his head unceremoniously, then grabbed a nearby bottle and pumped out a palmful of liquid soap.

"'S'not like that..." Kiba mumbled again.

He went entirely ignored though as Tsume got straight to scrubbing. She didn't bother with a rag or a cloth, instead using her own two hands to lather him up - starting with his hair. Once his coarse head of brown locks was fully thick with fragrant suds she moved down to wash his shoulders, arms, and pits, then made quick work of his back and chest and before Kiba knew it she was circling back around to kneel in front of him.

"Arms up, legs apart. C'mon." She instructed snappily.

"R-Really, I can take it from here..."

"Kiba."

All it took was the sound of his name rolling so impatiently off her tongue for him to relent and move his arms, his legs spreading open a second later.

Tsume pumped out another small puddle of soap and went right in, grabbing his limp dick in one hand and his balls in the other in order to stroke and massage them respectively. Despite the very suggestive motions involved there was truly nothing sexual about her touch, she was merely rubbing her son clean of the foreign scent he had sticking to every inch of him.

Kiba wanted to roll over and die when his length started to stiffen in her slippery grip, but his mother was totally unperturbed - she even smirked a little.

"Hoh, so my boy's not totally a switch hitter, huh?" She joked as she jacked him up and down.

"I-I think it's clean now!"

"Hai, hai..."

Tsume let go of his cock and lifted his sack before unabashedly reaching a few soapy fingers underneath to scrub at his asshole.

Then she went even further and reached all the way underneath him to scrub everything from his gooch to his tailbone, making Kiba jump.

"Oi!"

"Stop yapping."

With all of his delicates now thoroughly washed all that was left were his legs, which she cleaned from hip to toe before rising up and dumping another batch of hot water on his head.

"Yer clean. Now towel off an' head to your room." Tsume ordered while she dried off herself.

Kiba let out a big sigh and stood up to follow suit.

'I guess that wasn't so bad...'

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A few minutes later...

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The now dry and clothed Inuzuka boy padded up to his bedroom door lazily, feeling like he'd dodged a bullet.

He expected his mom to have a much more dramatic and frankly hostile reaction to his night out. Though, she still didn't know the exact details and he wasn't sure wanted to enlighten her.

Ksshhh!

Kiba threw open the door, one hundred percent ready to collapse in his bed and pass out when he noticed that particular piece of furniture was already occupied.

By no less than four prostrating women, all totally naked.

"Ah, took ya long enough boya. Ya had these girlies growing cold!" Tsume barked from her spot leant up against the opposite wall.

She lurched forward and in a single, long step strode up to his bed, then clapped her hand onto one of the girl's asses.

"Wh... What the fuck's goin' on?" Kiba blurted out blankly.

"I'm long overdue for some grand-pups is 'what the fuck's' goin' on."

Tsume walked along the edge of the bed, dragging her palm over the tanned butts of each of the four women.

"But since our prized heir wants ta go around fucking other men -"

"O-Oi!"

"- I figured I'd have ta get a little hands on. So I rounded ya up four healthy bitches - all in heat."

It seemed she wasn't lying, as every one of their exposed slits were swollen up red, and leaking all over their own heels.

Kiba stared in shock, utterly bereft of whatever words he might use to voice his thoughts.

He knew his mother was a crass woman, but this was over the top.

"Peh, don't make that face, they were all beggin' ta be bred. We got Asami-chan here who likes ya fer whatever reason."

Tsume gave the smallest ass a squeeze, eliciting a high-pitched moan from the slender girl it belonged to.

"There's the twins Meiko-chan and Reiko-chan who both went inta heat just this mornin'."

She used both hands to grab two similar-looking booties, garnering two completely identical moans.

"'N' finally we even got your Oba-chan!"

Smack!

She slapped her hand onto the biggest, chubbiest girls cheeks and got a deep laugh out of her.

Then she leaned over to Kiba and put the back the back of her hand against her mouth to whisper conspiratorially.

"She might not actually be in heat... I think she just hasn't gotten any in a while."

"I heard that!"

Kiba's eyes scanned down the line of presenting women incredulously. He recognized them all, of course - three were his close cousins whom he'd grown up with and the one all the way on the right was his aunt Akemi who used to look after him when his mother was too busy!

"Go ahead and pick - or take 'em all! Kami knows we can use as many pups as we can get..." Tsume muttered at the end.

Without a single word Kiba turned around, closed the door, and walked down the hall to find an empty guest room to sleep in.

"Ah... tt, stubborn boy."

Tsume stared after her son for a while before sighing, then glanced back to the nude girls.

"Well, what're ya waitin' for? Get up and get dressed before some other brash idiot comes along and mounts ya."

"Doesn't sound so bad to me..."

"Yeah, when's he coming?"

The Inuzuka matriarch rolled her eyes and left the room, wondering just how heavy-handed she was going to have to be to get her son to fill his role as the clan's heir.


Omake #24: (Genderbending)

Earlier the same day, mid after afternoon...

"Am I clear?"

"You're clear."

"Am I clear?!"

"Yes."

"Crystal, -ttebayo?!"

"I got it - no mouth, hands only."

"And then?"

"And then I'll teach ya anything you want to know."

Naruto frowned severely, then slowly spread her legs for the white-haired man in front of her.

He launched forward eagerly, immediately stretching her folds with one hand and -

Pop!

- popping a finger in and out of his mouth to lube it up, before sliding it into her tight hole.

"H-Hey!"

"What, you want me to go in dry?" Jiraiya challenged with a smirk.

"...whatever." Naruto tilted her head back and threw an arm over her eyes to hide the blush that was blooming on her cheeks.

She was only doing this to learn fuuinjutsu!

Shlick,

shlick,

shlick,

shlick,

shlick!

...but that didn't change the fact that the perverted sage was really good with his fingers.

Pumping and stretching her pussy expertly and tugging on her stiff clit, then at some point reaching up to fondle her heavy, pale tits.

It was no surprise she ended up squirting in his face however it was the fact that he licked her up afterward that made her head flame up with shame.

Yet she couldn't bring herself to stop him.

His tongue felt too good on her folds and his thick digits fucked her twat just right - so she let him drink a few batches of her sweet, sticky nectar before finally coming to her senses and closing her legs.

...

...

...

"Aha, sorry... got carried away..."

"Fuck you!"

Naruto stomped off without changing back, intent on receiving his lessons some other time.

'I need a drink, -ttebayo.'


Author's Notes: Double omake again just 'cause both were relevant to the chapter. Side note - whatever pronoun I use for characters that are genderbending are just be based on whatever makes it clearest who's who (between them and whom they're fucking). Next chap will be Haido's Knights!

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atengawchok: Sounds like a pretty good omake idea. But the Sakura x Ino x Naruto threesome will definitely have a full chapter at some point.

Gammagyro: That is tough to hear and I hope you and the rest of your family are doing well. And is that your birthday you're talking about? If so - happy belated! Now onto the awkward segue: Naruto x Koyuki in a film is something I've thought about too, and your 'mission' idea is hilarious. Can absolutely make a chapter out of that with one of these filler/lesser known characters. Be safe and take care!

eniox27: Yeah I crammed a lot into a small space but if I fleshed it out it woulda been its own novel! The chapters just keep getting bigger! It's definitely not within my control! Anyway Ayame chapter won't be for a while but she might have some appearances in other chapters/omake.

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Stand by for more lemonade . . .