Kiss Me Again
Disclaimer: I don't own Glee.
Chapter 1: Hospital
Kurt Hummel looked at Noah Puckerman as he sat in a wheelchair, only wearing a diaper. Noah had been paralyzed from the waist down since his accident, and Kurt was the only person he wanted to see.
As Kurt entered the room, Noah asked, "Kurt, how was your first time having sex with Blaine?"
Kurt was caught off guard by the question, but he answered honestly, saying, "Amazing. Why?"
Noah breaks down sobbing and says, "I was raped by forty men before I got shot in the back trying to run, Kurt! The only thing I feel below my waist is my dick, and I'm not going to lie here. When you came in...
Noah breaks down again and then says, "I'm gay, Kurt! I thought I had no feeling in my dick until I saw you. I was just going to tell you about the rape, but when my dick reacted to seeing you, I knew I had to tell you, and I couldn't keep it from you. Look, I know you have Blaine, and I'm sure I'll find someone."
Before Noah could finish his sentence, Kurt kissed him and added, "Puck, I left Blaine a week before you were found. I discovered Blaine in bed with another man, and I've been staying with my dad. Liza Marie told me about you for the first time after she saw a photo of you that Santana sent. You were naked, and you had your hands on Puckzilla. Quinn was upset with her more than Blaine was."
Then Noah cupped Kurt's face with his hand and said, "Babe, shut up and kiss me again." So Kurt kissed him again. After the kiss, Kurt helped Noah back into bed and removed his diaper. Before long, he starts giving Noah a blowjob, and Noah comes into his mouth.
Soon, a nurse cleared her throat and said, "Mr. Puckerman, you may want to get dressed now because a very hyper little girl downstairs wants to see her Papa Hulk. Ha, and Mr. Hummel, your father is trying to keep her calm. By the way, both of your exes were here earlier. Ha, Mr. Hummel, your ex-husband was being dragged out by Mr. Puckerman's ex-girlfriend just as I started my shift a half hour ago."
Then she helped Noah put on a new diaper and said, "Mr. Puckerman, I was friends with your mom, Norah, when she worked here, and I knew Mr. Hummel's daughter had to be talking about you. I used to hear your sister, Sarah, call you 'Nono,' and I heard Mr. Hummel's daughter, Liza Marie, call you that a few times while I was waiting for an elevator. I'm Stacie Young, by the way, and you two might want to be careful next time you do that. Not everyone in this hospital is pro-gay."
After Stacie leaves, Kurt helps Noah get dressed, and they share another kiss. As they break from the kiss, they hear Quinn clear her throat, and Liza Marie giggles. Quinn says to Liza Marie, "Sorry, I got mad at you, and I would love to be the second baby mama. Ha! Grandpa Burt thinks Papa Nono will be just like he was when Daddy Kurt was a boy, and I agree."
Then she told Kurt, "Blaine returned, and your dad got into a fistfight with him. Ha! They're both in the ICU, and thanks to Dave, your dad won the fight. Dave was coming to see Puck and ended up at the fight."
Soon, they heard Carole say, "You are too old to be doing stuff like that, Burt! You could be sharing a room with Puck right now. If Dave hadn't helped you!"
Burt says, "Carole, that son of a bitch broke Kurt's heart! What would you like me to do? Kurt is my son, and Blaine cheated on him!"
Noah pulls Kurt in for another kiss as they walk into the room. He says to Burt, "Mr. H, I promise I won't hurt Kurt, and I'm gay. Some bad men hurt me, and I knew I was gay when I saw Kurt."
Burt is about to speak when Liza Marie says, "G' Pa Burt, I told you, it wasn't just a bad dream! Those mean men stuck their winkies in his butt, and I had a dream about it! I told all of you about it, and Queenie got mad at me, saying I was lying! It wasn't until I told General Young where to find him that you all started saying you were sorry to me!"
Then she climbed into Noah's bed and lay down next to him, sobbing, "Nono almost died waiting for help, and it took you assholes two fucking months to believe me! He tried to run, and a bad man shot him in the back! He was praying for days that someone would find him and begging God to forgive him for the stuff he did to Daddy before they became friends! I saw the bad men put their cigarettes out on his butt every time he screamed no to them! I was afraid to go to sleep because of what I saw! But you assholes kept telling me it was just a dream! If it was a dream! Why does he need a wheelchair? If it was a dream! Why did he want to see Daddy first? He has to wear a diaper now, and I bet when he poops, it will be beet red still! You guys knew we had a bond since I was born! Yet you thought it was all in my head! I'm two years old and was dreaming about things like that. Which I know Nono never wants to remember! Queenie or Daddy should have been dreaming about it, not me!"
Soon, she was buried in Noah's chest, and he asked her, looking at the others, "Squirt, did you call General Young every day and repeatedly give him the coordinates of my location? Did you lose your voice yelling at Aunt Quinn?"
Liza Marie kept her head buried in his chest as she whispered, "Yes!"
Noah glares at the others and points to the door as he yells, "Get out! I was tortured and raped for two months! I didn't even get to sleep the entire time! She's right! I never want to remember what happened to me! I barely got any sleep since I was admitted here because I'm the one dreaming about what happened to me! Until I saw Kurt today, I thought I had lost all feeling below the waist! I'm gay and in love with Kurt! Me, the guy that was with almost every girl or woman in town as a kid!"
Liza Marie looked up and said, "I think me and Nono need to be alone right now." As they left, Noah told Liza Marie, "Your Aunt Beth is my daughter, but you're my best friend, Squirt. Your Uncle Finn was my best friend when he was alive, but now you are. I hate that you had to see what happened to me. But I'm glad your birthday wish came true because now you get a papa like G' Pa Burt."
Liza Marie nudged Noah and asked, "How did you know I wished for that, Papa?"
Then Noah said, "Young lady, I'm Jewish, and you have only prayed in Hebrew around me or Mama Rachel."
When Kurt returned to the room, Noah and Liza Marie were asleep. Instead of staying awake in a chair, Kurt lowered the railing and woke them up. Then Noah moved himself and Liza Marie over to make room for him.
As Liza Marie sleeps between them, Kurt says, "I'm sorry, Puck. I truly thought she was having nightmares. If I had known it was real, I would have called General Young myself and tried to get you out of that hell sooner. Can you ever forgive me?"
Noah caressed Kurt's cheek before kissing him and whispering, "I forgive you, my princess. And I want you to help me forget what happened to me. Help me be the man of your dreams, and everything Blaine isn't."
Kurt kissed Noah again and said, "Just so you know, it was Dave who I found Blaine in bed with. And let's just say Blaine told him we were already divorced. He didn't know we were still married until I found them in bed together. Ha, he came here to tell Dad the truth, and when he saw Dad fighting with Blaine outside, he thought helping him win would be better."
Then Liza Marie said sleepily, "Poopy Bland started seeing Uncle Dave before my birthday. I was so mad at him, and I started praying for Nono to be my papa. So, he could beat Poopy Bland up for me. I knew Papa Nono knew Hebrew and knew what I was saying. I didn't think God would let bad men hurt Papa Nono for my wish to come true. I'm sorry, Papa Nono."
Soon, she was crying, and Noah said, "This wasn't your fault or Daddy's fault, My Little Princess. And I forgive you too, Squirt. Now, let's go back to sleep before a nurse comes in and wakes us up again." He then kissed her forehead and wrapped his arms around his new family.
When Noah woke up in the morning, he heard Liza Marie outside his door yelling at Blaine, saying, "Liar, you don't love me or Daddy! If you loved us, you would be with us, not Uncle Dave! We love Papa Nono now! So, fuck off, Poopy Bland! Or I'll have those men in white coats drag you out of here!"
She returns and is followed by Nurse Young, who says, "Mr. Hummel, Ms. Fabray told us to make sure Mr. Anderson never comes back here." Then she checks Noah's I.V., and she winks at the men, which makes Kurt blush.
After Noah finished eating breakfast, Burt came in with Dave, who said, "I dumped Blaine, man, and Kurt is finalizing the divorce today. It was Blaine's dad's idea, and all I know is that Blaine was supposed to have his marriage to Kurt annulled for his father to get his inheritance from his grandfather. I pretended to be Kurt a few times, and I told Mr. H. the whole story yesterday. I planned to tell you before Kurt arrived, but I had to help Mr. H. and didn't get the chance to. Anyway, text me if you want any pointers."
Noah chuckles as Burt clears his throat, and Noah says, "I'm sure I'll figure it out, man. I doubt Mr. H wants to hear me talk about being with Kurt. I only want the romance stuff right now, man. I'm not sure I want more than this soon after what happened to me. Besides, I bet Kurt will need time to plan everything out, so it's perfect for me. Ha, I bet I'll be worse than Mr. H. was when we were still Kurt's bullies."
This makes Burt chuckle as he asks, "How much, Puck?"
Noah smirks and says, "Twenty bucks, Mr. H."
Burt shakes his head and says, "I might as well give you the money right now, Puck. We both know you'll be worse than I was when Liza Marie begins to date. Ha! Quinn thinks you'll be like Rambo in a wheelchair, and Rachel agrees. Ha! If you're anything like me in any other way, I bet you'll be with Kurt in a month."
Noah laughs and extends his hand, saying, "Two weeks."
Dave said, "Ha, Mr. H., Liza Marie thinks they'll disturb her sleep when Puck gets home, so she bet me a six-pack of Yuhoo. She also bet me a six-pack of root beer you'll make her teenage years worse if you move in by then. This was before Puck was even found, by the way, after Liza Marie told me about her nightmares."
Noah and Burt looked at Dave with raised eyebrows and crossed arms. This made him chuckle and say, "It was the only way I could get her mind off of the nightmares, and I can tell already I'm going to lose one part of the bet."
Then Noah and Burt look at each other and laugh before Burt says, "Dave, Puck has twenty different guns, ten knives, and a hat like mine. So, I'm pretty sure you will lose that bet, and come on, Puck, you know, you won't last past your first night home. Ha, I'm sure your sex drive will still be the same, and Kurt will be sitting on an ice pack a lot. If what Santana told me is true and you can last all night without the help of Viagra."
Dave says, "Okay, that's more than I ever wanted to know about you, Mr. H., and now I think I will give Liza Marie the Skittles I owe her. She bet me one bag that you two are just the same, and I hope you are out of Viagra right now, Mr. H., or she'll figure it out real fast." Then he fist-bumps Noah and leaves.
As soon as Dave is gone, Burt says, "Shelby told me LeRoy was like you when he was younger, but unlike you, he never stopped drinking. He just switched from beer to wine, and it drove a wedge between them. I was like you until I met Elizabeth, and until last night, I thought you would be with Quinn forever. Ha, I hope Beth doesn't think it's weird that Quinn will be your surrogate. Ha, I'm glad you didn't come out in high school and that I'm not with Norah right now."
They laughed again, and Noah said, "You and I both, Mr. H. Because Sarah would have been the one getting no sleep if that had happened." Then they heard Liza Marie giggle as she ran down the hall.
When Noah was released from the hospital, Burt picked him up. As he helped Noah into his truck, he said, "I should have borrowed Tina's van. God, you are heavy, Puck! I wonder how Kurt will take care of you alone."
Then Liza Marie says, "Shut up, G' Pa! We need to hurry back home! Nana Carole just sent you a text saying Poopy Bland is there, and Uncle Jake is yelling at him!"
As they pulled up to Kurt's house, Quinn was hitting Blaine with a baseball bat and yelling, "I pretended to be your girlfriend for years until your grandfather caught you with Dave. Then you tried to hide Kurt from your grandfather. You told me you were going to tell him the truth a week before Santana surprised you with the wedding. Then you lied to Dave about still being married to Kurt! Why the hell should I stop hitting you?"
Then Jake approached Burt's truck and got Noah's wheelchair as Dave got Noah out of the truck while saying, "Quinn pulled up five minutes before you did. Ha, Blaine's grandfather lives in New Haven, and I guess Quinn was pretending to be his girlfriend while she was going to college there. I came to their home once, not long after he married Kurt, and he told me he was already divorced. I'm the one who asked Quinn to come here. Jake took Kurt inside with Mrs. H. Kurt had the bat first and was getting too emotional. Ha, Jake yelled at Blaine because your dad did the same thing to both of you, and now he was doing that to Liza Marie."
Liza Marie climbs out of the truck and says, "Queenie, I think it's my turn!"
Blaine is on the ground at this point, and the others come out as Liza Marie yells at Blaine while hitting him and saying, "Poopy Blain, I hate you! Papa Nono, maybe Aunt Beth's daddy, but I love him more than I ever loved you! The only thing you love is money! I wonder if Dad Kurt knows I'll get nothing from Great-Grandpa Anderson because I'm Grandpa Burt's granddaughter, and the reason you hid Dad Kurt from him was because he hates Grandpa Burt!" When she sees blood coming out of Blaine's nose, she stops and runs to Noah.
Then Burt picks Blaine up and says, "Tell your grandpa he can go to hell, and Liza Marie has a new papa! Puck may be in a wheelchair, but he's a better man than you."
Burt then hands Blaine off to Dave. Noah tries to stand up while Jake and Burt hold him back. He then says, "Don't make me angry, Blaine; you won't like me when I'm angry!" before Blaine passes out.
Noah then returns to his wheelchair and wheels over to Kurt. He pulls Kurt onto his lap and says, "I love you, Kurt. Bland never did and doesn't deserve your tears. You and Liza Marie are mine now. Okay?"
Noah kisses Kurt before Kurt whispers in his ear, "I love you too, Noah. I think I have loved you since that night we slept in your hospital bed together. Noah, I wish you could walk and that you hadn't gotten raped. At least I was the first one you wanted to suck your dick."
Then Quinn clears her throat and says, "I heard that, and I'm glad you didn't try to get Puck's mom together with your dad."
This made Burt chuckle before he said, "Me too, Quinn." He then looked at Liza Marie and asked, "Did Uncle Dave give you the Skittles he owed you, Squirt?"
Liza Marie giggled as Kurt glared at Dave, then she said, "Yeah, plus the root beer and Yuhoo. Ha, good thing I sleep with my iPod, and you're out of Burtzilla pills."
Then Quinn says, "I'm not even going to ask what Burtzilla pills are or what they are for! Geez, Kurt, I think you and Mrs. H. will have your hands full with those two. I hope Liza Marie isn't like Rachel was when we started Glee."
Liza Marie glares at Quinn before Quinn says, "I was kidding, Liza Marie, and now I think that's my cue to leave."
That night, Kurt was standing naked in front of Noah as he was sitting on the bed, jerking off. Before Kurt straddled Noah and lowered himself onto Puckzilla, they heard the bed in the guest room squeak. As Kurt was bouncing up and down on Puckzilla for a good fifteen minutes, Noah watched him intently, his eyes full of emotion. When they switched positions, Noah stared at Kurt the entire time, and as Kurt came in his ass, Noah cried out, "That was amazing, Princess. I was so afraid of remembering what happened to me."
Soon, Kurt held Noah in his arms as he said, "I would never hurt you, Noah. I love you, my prince, and if I'm your princess, you are my prince."
Kurt gets up and puts a diaper on Noah before putting his boxers on. Then he puts on P.J. bottoms and helps Noah put on sweatpants. As Liza Marie enters the room, she asks, "Daddy, can I sleep with you and Papa Nono? I don't want to sleep alone tonight."
Then Noah helped her onto the bed before saying, "I'm home, Liza Marie. So, I doubt you will have any more bad dreams tonight."
Liza Marie lay next to Noah as she said, "I know, Papa Nono, but this is your first night out of the hospital, and I know you've been having bad dreams since you were in the hospital." Nothing more was said as Noah held Liza Marie and Kurt in his arms as they all went to sleep.
Chapter 2 will be up soon. Hopefully.
