Dragonball Roshi

by PsychoJack88

Due to unfortunate circumstances, both Goku and Vegeta are left tasked with separating Beerus and Champa. This has left Master Roshi alone, forced to serve as a host for one of the leftover angels, Vados. With the sanctity of Earth at stake will Master Roshi be able to keep his urges in check. Let's find out!

2. Seductive Tension

A/n: Hello readers, Psychojack is here it's another chapter of Dragonball Roshi. Looks like our surprise protagonist Master Roshi has found himself in quite a once in a lifetime miracle. After a surprise visit made by the two Gods of Destruction, Beerus and Champa, both Goku and Vegeta were sent flying into the deep reaches of space, leaving the turtle hermit alone with Vados, Champa's angel caretaker and mentor. Despite his resistance, Master Roshi had learned that the gluttonous angel had a different craving in mind, one that reflected his own sensual tastes. After an impactful round, Master Roshi and Vados have entered an unusual pact between two old souls. What will happen next? Find out now!

-Elsewhere: Within Space-

"Now look at what you did, you fool!" Beerus complained in Goku's face, the Earth's mightiest hero sweating with how angry Beerus appeared. His fangs were prominent as the feline God of Destruction snarled towards Goku.

Currently the Saiyan and Destroyer were in literal bubbles that carried them away from Earth, leading them to places unknown. This was the punishment Whis had intended to place upon Beerus and his brother, however he had unintentionally, or in fact carelessly, included Goku as part of the punishment.

"What did I do?! It was Whis who put us in this." Goku defended himself. The poor experienced hero was subjected to an earful by the one who intended to train him to be the next God of Destruction.

"I was just about this close to getting even with that insufferable fat slob Champa! And you just had to get in the way!" Beerus chastised Goku. The purple skinned cat God had bulging veins appear on his temples. He was practically breathing steam out of his nostrils with every breath, as his rage poured out in the form of verbal abuse towards the poor Saiyan.

"I can't just allow you to fight Champa! You two would have destroyed the Earth…and maybe even the entire universe! Maybe even beyond that!" Goku explained his reasoning. Being the innocent and kind hearted person he was, Goku was blunt with his delivery, holding nothing back in his thoughts on the matter.

Beerus let out an irritated sigh. He walked away from Goku.

"I missed three whole weeks worth of all you can eat buffets and special eateries because of him. I will never forgive Champa for being such a pain!" Beerus said before he angrily lounged against the side of the bubble. Beerus grumbled to himself childishly as he rested with his eyes snapped shut. His furrowed eyebrows were the only indicator of hisq prominent irritation.

Goku could literally see the depressive sulky dark cloud stop Beerus, whose mind intensely focused on all the delectable food he would be missing as a result of this whole issue with Champa.

Goku raised an eyebrow at seeing the faintest shaking of shoulders from the God of Destruction.

"Hey Beerus, are you…crying?"

BONK

Beerus knocked Goku upside the head for his insolence.

"I AM NOT!" Beerus shrieked. His waterfalling eyes gave it away that the loss of many good meals had practically broken Beerus' usually uncaring and stoic composure. His body remained strong but his mind weighed on him, and his soul was practically shattered.

"Ouch! What was that for?!" Goku whined as he nursed the large red swell on his noggin.

'I hope Vegeta is okay. I hope he has an easier time being around Champa. But I really want to go home…Chi-Chi is gonna kill me when I get back!' Thought the heroic martial arts champion.

-Elsewhere with Vegeta-

"Vadooooos!" Champa screeched for his attendant, like a child who had lost his mother. He was looking around the blackness of space. Without his attendant, the plump feline deity was lacking in his usual source of sustenance as well as his only real guide in this entire universe.

"I'm dying of hunger over here!" Champa whined. Next to him Vegeta stood at the farthest edge away from Champa. The fearless Prince of Saiyans was feebly trying to keep as much distance as he could away from the overweight yet equally powerful God of Destruction. His back was practically plastered against the oddly solid substance of the bubble wall.

'Two hours of constant whining, he hasn't stopped yet!' Vegeta said as he grit his jaw. Normally the peeved prince would have insulted Champa for being such a spoiled brat, however even he knew that doing so would wind up with his demise, and as such the prince had decided that the best course of action would be to remain silent. Champa may look as far from a fighter as one could be in comparison to Beerus, but he was still a God of Destruction. The laziness was nothing more than a testament that his current strength and lacking physique was more than enough to handle any who would be foolish to stand against him. The easily plump body was not a sign of weakness, it was a sign that he never needed to focus on building his body in order to dominate his opponents.

"You there! What are you doing just standing around there? Do something!" Champa commanded Vegeta, whose forehead shined with perspiration. Vegeta's heart was rapidly pumping in tandem with his anxiety.

"W-what can I do? There's not much to actually… do here…" Vegeta asked, not necessarily sure what Champa expected him to do.

Champa snarled. "I want you to call Vados or Whis or the blue haired woman with the fancy toys to get us out of here!"

'He must be talking about Bulma…now I wish I had that stupid tracker beacon she told me to use when I went out. Not that I'd ever tell her, she'd nag me to no end.' Vegeta thought to himself.

Vegeta stammered. He used a placating body language, bowing in respect with the intent of not appearing dominant to the literal planet destroyer. "I'm sorry, I can't do anything about this!"

Instead, Champa gripped Vegeta by his shoulders and shook him rapidly. Despite the plumpy appearance of the gluttonous God, he possessed enough strength to move Vegeta like a ragdoll.

"What do you mean you can't! You and that bushy haired brother of yours were both in on that little stunt you pulled!! Don't tell me that you two nitwits intervened on a matter between me and my brother without so much as a clue on how to get back?!" Champa said with desperate eyes. He was hoping to hear some good news from this whole predicament.

Vegeta's vision spun around as Champa held him in a vice-like grip. He could feel the slightly pronounced talons that decorated the tips of Champa's fingers.

'I knew I shouldn't have gone with this whole scheme. Whis and Kakarot, two idiots, both of them! I swear when I get back-'

"Answer me spiky!" Champa said with a panicked pitch in his voice. His yellow eyes pierced deeply into Vegeta's charcoal pupils in desperation.

"Yes…" Vegeta admitted in resignation to his fate. Champa's paws released Vegeta. He was standing stiff in place. His eyes held a look of no hope and a boundless despair.

"You mean I'll miss the Ice Cream Parade?! The Cheese Binge challenge?! The Beef Stampede Marathon?! All of them? While I'm stuck here until Vados decides to pick me up?! If she can even find me in this entire universe!"

Vegeta didn't have an answer ready. However, Champa's will has finally cracked.

'How can a God of Destruction be this petty?!'

"GAAAAAAAAHHHHH!" The portly screamed in agony. The power of his despair shook nearby moons and cracked asteroids.

BOOM

CRASH

CRACKLE

Asteroids were obliterated around the bubble. The stray bits of space rock crashed into the bubble. Thanks to the powerful energy of Whis however, the asteroids simply bumped into the layer of the bubble and bounced away, leaving the occupants untouched.

Vegeta on the other hand was being painfully squished against the surface of the bubble Whis had put him in. The shockwave of Champa's scream had smashed him flat against the walls of the tightly crafted sphere. The power of the scream made his early days of gravity training seem tame in comparison.

'I need help!' Vegeta screamed in his mind, as his own voice was caught in his throat by the overwhelming power Champa possessed.

-Back on Roshi's Island-

ROSHI TIME!

On Master Roshi's island, the usual ambience of the tides was currently stilled as the sounds of grunts and high pitched squeals emanated from the epicenter of the small plot of land.

Two figures, silhouetted by the sun, shifted to and fro as their mutual desires came to the forefront of their actions.

"Ah! Oh! My goodness! Roshi!" A mature and wanton voice squealed from the feminine silhouette, gripping onto some wood for balance as she heaved for air.

It was Vados, who was taken from behind by her partner and guide in the lessons of all things sexual, Master Roshi.

Master Roshi gasped for breath as he pinned Vados against the side of his pink painted home. The thick wooden walls could be heard creaking as he swerved his body against the cosmic being. Her blue skin was marred with sweat as she gasped for breath. Her purple lips were faintly opened in order for the angel to breathe properly.

"It's Master Roshi to you, my lovely new student!" Roshi said with a teasing voice as Vados breathed hot air from her glossy lips. A stray white lock of her hair was stuck to the side of her face, shifting with every breath she made.

After their little tryst on the beach chair, Master Roshi had pressed the attack, pouncing Vados with only a smidge of the wellspring of lust he possessed. As a ki-empowered old man with years of unsatisfied, restricted sexual urges, he took full advantage of the permission that Vados gave him to show her all that she's missed out in her vastly extended yet celibate life. Right now he was beginning her initiation, breaking in his newest 'student'. If this angel sought out the greatest, then how could he refuse to provide the greatest.

"Hah! Oh my! I didn't think you could do this on the wall as well! It's both bold and makes me feel the slightest bit *gasps* vulnerable! Having to maintain balance as well…*gasps* it's quite an exercise." Vados heaved as Master Roshi's thrusts continued. Vados had a smile on her face as she took in these new sensations, feeling the passion of each thrust that emanated from the hermit.

'My goodness! I never thought that I could even be brought to such lengths! Usually it's just me and my duties to Champa, the usual routine. Now however, I'm experiencing something truly delightful! And dare I say, addictive!' Vados thought as her fingers clasped against the wooden boards. The taller woman grounded her hips back against Roshi, reciprocating as best she could from this unusual angle. Though inexperienced with such matters, Roshi had to admit, he admired her willingness to participate. Usually with younger but ki deprived women it was difficult to unleash all these frustrations at risk of hurting them with his own strength. With more experienced women he had to deal with the odds of sexual dissatisfaction on his end or just plain old apathy from his partner, making for a rather awkward and uncomfortable time for him. He is a being with a wellspring of energy, there is hardly anyone who could truly satisfy him in such intimate matters. Until now that is.

'I swear it stinks being old at times. The pool dries so much that one can only scrape the bottom where all the mud is and hope for the best. Now with this literal angel, I don't even have to worry. She doesn't seem to dislike it, in fact I'd say she loves it! I never thought such a perfect specimen of a woman existed!' Roshi grinned as he thrust deeper into Vados. His length pistoned deeply within the angelic folds of Vados. She flicked her white hair back in response to the deeper thrust that penetrated her core, causing her to let out a soundless moan. Her eyes were seeing white, deprived of vision in favor of a euphoric high that enraptured her.

'I have never…in my life…felt this way! It's like…for the first time…I feel so…unlike myself!' Vados echoed in her mind as her insides were mashed by the passionate and well timed thrusts of the Turtle Hermit behind her.

Roshi added to Vados' sheer enthusiasm about intercourse.

"The best part about it is you could do it almost anywhere! A quick minute, an hour! A whole marathon! And for you, being an angel and all, probably everywhere and anywhere for even years if you wanted." Master Roshi said.

"Really?! That is simply marvelous! So much to discern! So much to do with so little time…for you at least!" Vados said as she flipped him around, pressing the currently muscular old man against the wall of the small pink home as she kissed him.

"Hehe, are you nuts? This old man already has a lot to live for but with this-!"

Roshi squeezed Vados' rear end, sending jolts of neural stimulation up her spine that left her mewling. His fingers engrossed themselves with feeling out the firm sheen of her glistening cheeks, now wet with perspiration and highlighted by the glaring sun.

"This old man wants to keep living! I'll guarantee it!" Master Roshi said before he raised her left leg over his hip to get a better angle as he thrusted into her. Vados' heart shaped rear jiggled with each passionate thrust, causing her to let out enthralled gasps. Her violet eyes sparkled with enthusiasm and immersion of her senses. She was captivated by this, as if it was a banquet of uneaten luxurious food only privy for her to consume.

"Ahn! Uh! This is still against the wall *hiss* but it seems to be taking more out of me! Why is that Roshi?" Vados moaned as she gripped his shoulders tight as Master Roshi held her tight. He well manicured fingers pinched against Master Roshi's tight shoulders, causing the fibers of his muscles to flex in response to the stimulation.

Roshi's left hand firmly held her sinfully blessed toned thigh while his right arm wrapped securely around her waist. Her weight was leaned against Roshi, however her exertions had increased, resulting in Vados' breath coming out increasingly labored. Master Roshi's own grunts increased in fervor.

"Gah! It takes more energy to do this while standing, focus on your balance!" Master Roshi commanded as he grunted. His hands caressed the curvature of Vados' spine, sending a rippling sensation up her spine as his thick fingers grazed the surface of her ocean colored skin.

"*Hiss* Oh yes Master. How informative of my instructor." Vados proclaimed before letting out a giggle. She gave him a knowing smile on her face. She was playing along with this rather humorous little role play of master and student.

The bubble shaped rear of the immortal woman clapped against Roshi's crotch. Her sky coated cheeks jiggled with each thrust of Roshi's methodically crafted hips. Vados held onto Roshi's thighs as she flipped herself onto Roshi's lap while he used the wall to keep himself upright.

"Mmm!" Vados moaned as she and Master Roshi made out. Roshi's pink tongue and Vados' purple tinted one meshed and grazed one another with succulent licks. For Vados the taste of another's saliva was a most welcome sensation. The usually hungry angel would have never contemplated taking in the germ infested glands of a mortal being when it came to food. In this matter however, the Universe 6 attendant couldn't deny that when it came to the realms of desire, it was like tasting the finest wines for this moment.

'I should be revolted by tasting another's tongue. Tongue is my least favorite dish, yet it feels so…so exquisite! It's wet, slick with Roshi's saliva. I'm practically tasting his essence. Despite this, I seek more with each morsel.' Vados thought to herself as she smiled inwardly, smiling at Roshi with steamy penetrative eye contact while liplocked.

Roshi felt his heart skip a beat at the intensity of her gaze. She wanted this as much as he did, perhaps even more so.

'Oh thank Kami I got to live long enough to enjoy someone like this. And thank Zeno for this most plentiful blessing!' Roshi thought as he pressed his forehead against Vados. Both were releasing hot steam past their lips.

Master Roshi pressed his lips against Vados again, feeling the contrast of her moist cool lips against the heat of the glaring sun.

SMOOCH

The two old souls disconnected their lips. Both bore blushes as they gazed into each other.

"Oh baby! You're driving this old man crazy!" Master Roshi said as their lips disconnected. A trail of saliva connected their mouths as Roshi turned her around and lifted her. With his increased muscularity and slightly taller frame, Vados wrapped her toned legs around his waist and grinded back against him.

Vados let out a small giggle. "Oh my, by that train of thought, if you're old, that would make me ancient wouldn't it?"

Vados' joyfully closed eyes opened a tad. The cracks of her eyes revealed an oddly analytical and piercing gaze within her pale violet irises.

Master Roshi's eyes widened behind his shades.

'Oh no! I walked into the most terrible of traps. The one that every girl possesses in her utility belt on a man too engrossed in desire, the dreaded "am I old" snare! If I answer wrong…then…'

-Roshi Vision Start-

Master Roshi can be seen running for his life from an irritated Vados who followed after him like a demoness, lighting fire in her path as she soared the skies.

Vados spoke in an ominously mocking tone.

Imaginary Vados: Old am I?

Vados pointed her staff at Roshi, sending a crackling bolt of lighting on Roshi whose skeleton was visible due to the bright electrical currents.

Roshi was turned into ash with only his shades remaining. They landed atop Roshi's ash pile.

Imaginary Vados: Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho!

-Roshi Vision End-

Roshi was sweating in place, fearful at the possibility that one wrong answer will be the difference between him being alive and meeting Grandpa Gohan in the afterlife.

'I still haven't paid him back those ten bucks I owed before his death! He'll kill me there after I get killed here!' Roshi thought aloud before he improvised.

"No way! You're a stunning angel, literally!" Master Roshi said as some sand brushed off his pectorals with the intense thrusting he used on the angel. She lost a bit of her composure as Roshi struck her g spot. She let loose a high pitched grunt as Roshi reached her innards in a way none ever had dared to reach before. He couldn't help but chuckle from the sand that came off his person as if he was disintegrating on the spot while having sex with Vados.

'Let's just hope that she doesn't end up literally disintegrating me for this!' Master Roshi as a bead of sweat dropped down his temple.

Vados' eyes gave him a warm glance before she smooched Master Roshi again. Her purple glossed lips practically sucked his face off with the intensity she displayed. Their pacing decreased as they slowed their passionate embrace in order for Vados to take her time tasting his lips.

'Odd, but the way he responded made me feel…strangely satisfied and even invigorated.' Vados thought in her mind as she kissed Master Roshi.

"Mmmph. Mumpph." Vados' moaned as her lips sucked in Master Roshi's own, making the old man possess hearts in his eyes.

Vados' hips clenched tightly against Roshi which furthered him to increase his pumping in a sporadic burst before he felt his length twitch and opened the proverbial floodgates.

"Hmph! Mmmph!" Vados hummed from her bountiful chest as she unintentionally lost control of herself. Her body had alighted in orgasmic bliss as Master Roshi released himself inside of the angel. They were too engrossed in each other's lips to really care.

SMOOCH

Vados let out a satisfied sigh as she attempted to reclaim her breath. Her bare body shone with the sheen of sweat that drenched her during the intensive second round with Master Roshi.

"Hah…that was…just wonderful…" Vados said with a pleased expression. She appeared to be mystified by the experience, as if she had consumed an entire buffet of delicious meals in one shameless sitting. It made her swoon and in a state of near delirium. Master Roshi's heart ran a mile a minute as he and Vados leaned against the wall, practically sliding down against it as they relaxed from their release. Roshi's back was against the wall, while Vados was straddling him on his lap. Vados' taller frame kept Roshi's head directly to her bosom.

"So what do you think of me now? Do I live up to the reputation?" Master Roshi asked as he nuzzled Vados' large breasts that were glued to his person.

Vados placed a pointer finger on her left cheek in thought.

"Hmmm…" Vados thought aloud.

Master Roshi's forehead was sweating buckets. Now that he thought about it, the angel was a ravenous eater like Whis. What if he didn't live up to the self hype that Vados had established before she made a move on him?

-Roshi Vision Start-

Master Roshi, appearing as an overly tiny version of himself, stood under the intense cold gaze of Vados. She flared at him with a superior gaze, judging him like one would an insect.

Master Roshi: "So how was it? Did I perform well to your angelic standards? Not bad if I do say so myself."

Imaginary Vados: "Hmm…. NO!"

Master Roshi noticed the air darkened as lightning careened past the clouds and onto his person, tasing him. His skeleton could be seen as he endured the gigawatts worth of electrical induced shock.

Master Roshi: Gaaaaah!

Imaginary Vados: That was the worst thing I've ever experienced! You call yourself a Master?! The only Master I saw was the Master of Limp Lances! Pathetic!

Master Roshi exploded, leaving only his skeleton falling in a messy dust covered pile in front of the angered angel.

Vados: Time to get myself a real man. Oh Gokuuuuu!

Imaginary Goku: Wow! You're pretty strong!

-Roshi Vision End-

Roshi awaited the dreaded answer from the lustfully naive angel.

"It was extremely nerve wracking at first. Having never experienced the desire for this I will be honest, I didn't expect to be satisfied in such a manner. Usually a good meal would satiate me but this was definitely an experience worth the trip to Universe 7!" Vados said as she recollected the entirety of the experience. Despite being a sweaty mess, she still appeared dignified in her speech, honed from millennia of servitude to Zeno and Champa. Her posture remained upright despite her fatigue.

Master Roshi let out a small exhale of relief past his nostrils.

'Yes! The Great Turtle Hermit still got it!' Roshi echoed in his mind as his ego was stoked. To have a literal angel compliment one's skills, even in something as primal as sex, was a stamp of cosmic approval to the teacher of Goku.

"Compliments to the chef would be the phrase I'd say for food. In this case compliments to the master would be more than sufficient." Vados said with a closed eye smile before leaning down and gently kissing Roshi on the lips again.

SMOOCH

Master Roshi was ecstatic. Having a nice plot of land away from the noise and drama of everyday society, good food, good friends, and a lovely woman in his arms. A man could die like this without regret.

'Woah easy there old man! Remember you need to live to see more of this gorgeous new student. Hehe! Sorry Goku but when you return I'll have to skip boys night this week! Roshi has a new pupil to tend to!' Master Roshi thought lecherously. His perverse grin appeared on his gaunt elderly face.

While looking up into the blue skies in bliss, Master Roshi squinted his eyes at a notable glare that he picked up. It was a quick one, and was easy to miss for the untrained eye.

"Eh…hey Vados?" Master Roshi asked.

Vados closed her eyes as she leaned against Roshi. His head was sheltered from the sun by Vados' taller frame. Vados was resting her head stop his cranium, ignoring the sweat that stained their toned bodies.

"Hm? What is it? Are you ready to go again? You are quite plentiful aren't you? Just give me a bit of a rest first." Vados said with a notably impressed glint in her eye.

"No…well yes but do you see that light over there?" Master Roshi pointed upwards. Vados, upon looking, widened her eyes a bit.

"Oh, this is quite an unusual surprise…" Vados said as she hugged Master Roshi close. Their sweaty toned bodies were practically enmeshed into each other by the sweat of their exertions.

"What is it? It's kind of hard to see with…well these lovely pillows of yours. Oh never mind! Ignore it! It's nothing!" Master Roshi said as he nuzzled the large cleavage of the angel before him. He couldn't care less at the moment, it was most likely a plane or something and he didn't want to interrupt this moment with pointless nonsense.

Vados smiled. "Oh, it's Marcarita from Universe 11. A rather unusual sight."

Master Roshi's eyes widened as Vados announced their unexpected visitor. He hadn't expected another angel to arrive here. Especially the one who arrived with the beast that was Jiren.

'What?! Another angel from the same universe as that martian on steroids?! What could she possibly be here for?!' Roshi thought aloud as sweat soaked his forehead.

-Roshi Vision Start-

Master Roshi was crushed underneath the large muscular fighter that was Jiren. An uncharacteristically large evil grin appeared on his usually stoic face.

Imaginary Marcarita: "Yes! Crush him like an egg Jiren! If we can't get to Goku then we can get to those close to him."

Imaginary Jiren: First things first…

Jiren licked his lips.

Imaginary Jiren: You look like you could use a good probing! Ahahahaha!

Master Roshi: Nooooooo!

-Roshi Vision End-

'I don't want to be probed!'

"Roshi, your 'turtle head' is feeling a little under the weather. Is something wrong." Vados pointed out to Roshi who appeared pale. She was referring to his third leg. Vados didn't understand that Roshi was literally turned off by the fear induced by his own thoughts.

"No probing! Please!" Roshi yelled, making Vados tilt her head confusedly.

"If Marcarita is here then I suppose it should be proper to be dressed for this unexpected meeting. We need to be quick and dress the part. Wouldn't want to appear unwelcoming now do we?" Vados said before whipping out her staff from thin air and gently tapping Master Roshi and herself.

POOF

Their clothes and original attire was immediately placed back onto their persons. Vados' sweat and messy hair was touched up and stylized back into its usual form before their escapade. Roshi was now wearing his sleeveless white shirt and brown pants he wore before.

Just the thought of having such convenient abilities made Master Roshi curious.

"Hey, is there any chance I can learn that technique?" He asked with a somewhat impressed look in his eye. He had to admit being able to switch clothes on the fly would be extremely useful. It would be useful in the bedroom and even outside the bedroom.

"Now now! We'll save that little 'lesson' later when it's just the two of us again. Okay Master Roshi?" Vados said with closed eyes and a blush on her face, emphasizing his title with endearment.

"In fact, consider it as an exchange. I wouldn't mind showing you the basics." Vados said with a small wink towards the hermit.

Master Roshi looked forward to the offer. With such an ability, he could use it on others perhaps.

'I wonder just how many outfits Vados would be willing to try if I asked? A naughty secretary would be a great start!' Master Roshi thought lecherously, before a small dribble of blood leaked down his left nostril.

"Think of it as my personal way of saying thank you." Vados said while closing her eyes in bliss. She was practically salivating internally with her newfound sexual appetite she had yet to fully experience.

'My word, my body is still tingling…' Vados thought with a full purple tinted blush on her blue cheeks.

As the presence of another angel entered into their range, Vados gripped her staff with a firmer hold when the angel of Universe 11 gently landed. A small ring of sand pushed away from the figure that stood before them, defying gravity around her vicinity.

In front of Vados and Master Roshi was the attendant of Belmod, Universe 11's angel Marcarita. She was a tall female angel, who greatly resembled her sister Vados. The difference was she kept her hair as twin ponytails with a small bang on each side of her forehead. She wears the standard angel attire, with purple sleeves, a black cuirass with the same orange and white decorations as the Universe 11 God of Destruction, and a red sash. Like other angels she wields a large scepter with a floating gem on it.

Marcarita possessed an equally immovable small smile on her face as she registered her sister. Hers however was more akin to a smirk for the moment.

"Well now, I didn't expect to find you here Vados. I was led to believe that Whis would have been here when I arrived in Universe 7." Marcarita said as she stepped towards the green robed sister.

"I'm here as part of an impromptu outing with Champa. As for Whis, he is currently a bit busy for the moment you see. I'm sure that he's around…somewhere." Vados said to her sister whose gaze fixated upon her.

Marcarita took a glance at Master Roshi. Her eyes, though seemingly as carefree and confident as Vados, held an analytical glint within them.

"I was hoping to get in contact with the noble sir named Goku. Jiren has been looking forward to a rematch and I wished to extend the invitation on his behalf. He is currently training as we speak in preparation for an upcoming rematch."

Master Roshi instinctually glanced Marcarita up and down. Though slightly less fuller than Vados, he couldn't deny that just like Vados, there was an admirable figure hidden beneath those robes. He could just imagine the curves that were begging to be released and explored.

Vados' gaze shifted towards Master Roshi a mere tad. An unknown glint passed her irises.

'Uh oh! Don't tell me she noticed me checking out her sister! Damn you old man, don't you know who you're playing with?! You're playing with fire here!'

-Roshi Vision Start-

Master Roshi was firmly grasped within an oversized blue hand that crushed his torso like a twig.

Imaginary Vados: Can't keep your eyes off my sister can you? Well I suppose you'll have to be disciplined.

Master Roshi looked down, noticing a large pot of sizzling hot magma. His arms served wildly as he pleaded for his life.

Master Roshi: What?! No! It was just a peek, nothing more! A simple shifting of the eyes. I'm practically blind in the left one.

Imaginary Marcarita: The old sir was definitely checking me out. He clearly likes my body more than yours, dear sister!

Vados' eyes glowed.

Imaginary Vados: Then it's settled.

Master Roshi felt his stomach drop as he was dropped towards the large magma pot.

Imaginary Vados & Marcarita: Oh ho ho ho ho!

Master Roshi: Ahhhhh!

SPLASH

SIZZLE

-Roshi Vision End-

Roshi immediately covered his eyes, trying to not anger Vados or Marcarita with any lecherous gazes. Even he was aware of how little control he possessed over his urges and thus went for his own eyes. He couldn't trust himself as it is, especially considering that he just recently had a rather intensive bout with his newest 'pupil'.

Vados however, while gazing at Master Roshi with her peripherals, let out a faint sigh.

'Of all times that she could arrive she had to arrive when I was having so much fun.' Vados thought with disappointment. Before, her impatience would only apply when being interrupted with eating. Now, with her recent affair with Roshi, Vados was admittedly craving to get back to satiating this newfound urge she's developed.

'Even now my body feels…hot…and wet…' Vados said as she let out a faint exhale. Vados thighs still tingled mildly from the impactive force Roshi had in each thrust.

Vados ignored this for the moment. She was curious about something.

"That is rather odd for you to come all the way here to send a simple message, sister. Is that really all there is?" Vados questioned Marcarita, raising her left eyebrow towards her smaller sister.

Vados and Marcarita's eyes met. Master Roshi however, felt an immeasurable shift in gravity the moment these two made eye contact. It was as if their mutual glance seized all of nature in their grasp in a tight vice.

Only those practiced with ki could pick up this sharp tension currently within the atmosphere.

'If I didn't know any better I'd say that there's some kind of bad blood between these sisters. An unspoken one…' Master Roshi surmised as the two angels stared.

"No…" Marcarita said with her smile intact. Vados had a mild sweatdrop on the side of her forehead. Vados' position allowed her peripherals to hold Roshi in her gaze.

'I really wish we could get this wrapped up a little faster…all this tension is a little unwanted.' Vados thought to herself as Marcarita remained focused.

Vados held no ill will towards Marcarita, but the twin tailed angel was at times an obnoxious one, possessing an arrogance that made the wiser Vados avoid prolonged interaction with her. She couldn't explain why.

That and considering how she had just recently developed her sexual appetite, Vados wanted nothing more than to get back to some alone time with Roshi. Her own impatience was growing.

"Isn't that Roshi from the tournament? The one who gave quite a surprise to Caway from Universe 4?" Marcarita asked as she looked at the turtle hermit. Master Roshi could literally feel the angels' eyes pierce through his person.

"Uh yup, that's me! I can't believe you actually remember that far. I wasn't the top three per say." Master Roshi said, to maintain1 communication. If anything it would deter the razor sharp gazes these angels held.

'I don't think either of them noticed but I felt their energy surging through the moment their eyes met. A small glimpse was all it took to nearly give me a heart attack!' Master Roshi noticed, his eyes bearing the faintest of seriousness before going back to his casual demeanor.

'I never thought that angels could ever be this scary…'

"If I remember correctly, you defeated Caway using your urges alone, is that correct, noble sir?" Marcarita asked Master Roshi. Her purple eyes met Roshi's as she asked. Her small smile is still in place.

"Oh! I remember her! The one with the pink hair and green skin! She was quite a looker…er I mean a very worthy opponent!" Master Roshi added, having to correct himself before Marcarita lost her patience with him and turned him into a toad or something.

"I still wondered why Caway ran away as she did. To risk victory for the survival of her whole universe was quite a risky maneuver." Marcarita asked as she looked him up and down.

Master Roshi sweatdropped in recollection of the moment he technically won his match against Caway. He knew well enough the reason why she had leaped off the tournament stage.

-Flashback Dragonball Super Ep 105-

Master Roshi approached Caway, with his mighty muscles flexed in their full powered form. He stomped his way to the green skinned pink haired weapons specialist. Each step he took stomped against the ground, sending shockwaves due to the weight of the turtle hermit's muscle mass.

Master Roshi: You tried using seduction on me in this state. You…

Master Roshi reached his right hand towards Caway with an intense focused gaze behind his shades.

Master Roshi: Don't blame me for what happens.

Master Roshi reached for Caway in a slow menacing manner.

Caway: Noooo! He'll make me undesirable as a wife!

Caway launched herself off the tournament ring, willingly relinquishing victory in exchange for her purity.

-Flashback End-

Master Roshi blushed. His eyes drooped in his lecherous mind.

'If she's still a bachelorette, then I wouldn't mind seeing those twins she carries around again! Hehehe! She was quite a seductive little minx.'

Marcarita made her way towards the elder fighter, knocking him from his thoughts as thoughts of self preservation took priority.

Vados raised an eyebrow. "What is it that you are so curious about dear sister?" Vados asked as Marcarita strode towards Master Roshi. Master Roshi almost stepped back as the woman approached him. Her left hand flexed her pointer finger, prodding his torso, feeling his defined muscles. Despite his current regular scrawnier form, the old man's muscles flexed in pronounced interest, as if ready to burst at any second. An odd sensation, but a clear indicator of the many years of honed training literally sealed away.

Master Roshi was feeling hot. Her fingers alone sent jolts into his body as she felt him with her pointer finger. The nail of the extended digit scraped against him, unintentionally making his spine tingle joyously in sexual interest.

'Stop it! She's touching me in all the right ways!' Master Roshi echoed in his mind.

"To be honest, I still find myself curious as to what exactly she ran away from. I don't fully understand these matters among noble sirs like yourself. You don't seem diseased. Elderly in appearance perhaps but not lacking in any other way I could see. In my eyes you're actually quite youthful…" Marcarita said as her left hand began gliding across his torso, feeling the sculpted muscularity that had yet to be truly unleashed.

"...in the places that matter I see." Marcarita added as she felt the hardness of his chest. Her eyes focused on the way they bulged and flexed. Even though Roshi has his true muscles hidden for the moment, they still threatened to burst at her prodding.

"So this is the immortal hermit of Universe 7…" Marcarita mumured as she felt Roshi's body. Feeling her smooth fingers against his body made Roshi swoon. The slight clawing done by the tips of her nails sent more jolts of pleasure in Roshi's spine.

Vados sweatdropped as she stared at the trance-like giddiness that appeared on Marcarita's eyes. Where there was originally a disconnected business-like gaze was now replaced with a mild glint of focus. Unknown to Marcarita, she had a dark purple blush that tinted her blue cheeks.

"Hmmm…" Marcarita hummed out in approval.

Vados cleared her throat audibly, knocking Marcarita from her first exposure to what can only be known to mortals as interest.

"Since Goku is currently indisposed for the moment perhaps we shall rest for the time being. There is some buttercream cake in the fridge. You may eat with us while I get in contact with Whis." Vados offered, making Marcarita tilt her head.

Marcarita replied. "Oh really? If it wouldn't be too much trouble I suppose I can eat until our brother arrives."

Marcarita looked at the pink painted house as she approached the entrance. She couldn't help but notice the sweaty hand prints against the side of the home. Marcarita noticed that they were slender and feminine in persuasion. They weren't calloused and as large as Master Roshi's.

"Curious…" Marcarita mumbled to herself.

Marcarita entered the house. Vados walked towards Master Roshi.

"Apologies for that sudden interruption Roshi. We'll have to postpone our little…or should I say big training session." Vados said before she leaned down and whispered in his ear.

"Once she's finished we can continue plenty more." Vados said, unintentionally flirting with Roshi. The close proximity to the turtle hermit made Vados delighted for some reason. She acted on her impulse and kissed him on the lips, releasing a contented sigh as she walked back.

"Mmm. My lips still tingle. The taste practically melts in my mouth." Vados said with a delighted expression as if she consumed a tasty meal.

Roshi was stunned by Vados' apparent interest. He was blushing a storm. Between his time with Vados and Marcarita's apparent curiosity about him the hermit had to admit he feels like he's back in his twenties.

"An old man can dream…these angels sure know how to make a mortal swoon when they need to." Master Roshi said to himself as he ventured back inside.

'But to entertain two angels…especially the one from Jiren's universe makes me nervous. I have to be willing to host them both. Just where the heck is this Whis guy?! I'm dying of thirst here in more ways than one.' Master Roshi thought loudly. His mind raced in regards to how he should treat Marcarita.

'She's very touchy feely. I felt like I was a prime rib steak. Hehe!' Master Roshi grinned lecherously.

He then noticed Turtle nearby coming to shore. He was carrying a box on the top of his shell.

"Hey Master, I finally got our package. Huh?"

Turtle craned his neck upwards and noticed the two vivid blue angels inside the house.

"Who are those ladies? I don't recognize them. Are they guests?" The talking turtle noticed, looking between him and the house.

'Uh oh! If those hungry angels get a look at Turtle they might just get some ideas for dinner! Turtle's the biggest chatterbox when he gets curious.' Roshi thought inwardly. He whispered to his talking animal companion, hoping that the angles wouldn't hear him.

"It's fine Turtle, listen I need you to leave here as far away as possible. They are associated with those Gods of Destruct-"

"God is Destruction?! Really?! Why?! Where's Goku and Vegeta!" Turtle panicked, making Roshi sigh. He didn't know himself where they were. Turtle's panic was justified considering the beings that they were.

"Shoosh! Don't panic, it's a long story, all you need to know is that this is a very volatile situation! I have to keep them busy until Whis comes back. I don't know how friendly these angels are compared to him. And I don't know if they like turtle soup either…" Master Roshi explained.

"Oh, just when I come back the whole world flips on its head. Just be careful, Master." Turtle said disappointedly, exhausted with it all before he slid back into the water, swimming like his life depended on it. He swam like a gold medal olympian.

Master Roshi let out a sigh of relief. "Okay! With him gone I removed the odds of asking personal questions that might set them off. Now to take care of pigtails and then it's back to more alone time with Vados. Hehe! Roshi, you are a genius!" Master Roshi said to himself, his eyes glinting with enthusiasm as he used a breath spray and smelled himself for any intrusive body odor.

Inside the house, Marcarita was sitting by the table, taking in the interior. Her curiosity made her analyze every nook and cranny.

"Such a vivid little palace. A pink beacon in the center of the sea. It's a small but oddly welcoming abode, noble sir." Marcarita complimented Master Roshi's home. Marcarita sat by the table with her staff on her lap in a perfect horizontal line.

Master Roshi sat crossed leg with his legs tightly pressed together. He was currently trying to hide his crotch away from the angels' eyes. Unlike with Vados this girl appeared to be a tad more forward and potentially impulsive in comparison despite her manner of speech. Perhaps it was a byproduct of being around the stalwart fighters of Universe 11.

Master Roshi rubbed the back of his head from the praise. "It was built by yours truly. And also by Turtle-"

"Turtle soup? Where?" Vados said from the kitchen. She sounded enthusiastic.

'Looks like I was right to send him away…' Master Roshi thought with a prevalent sweat drop. His paranoia was proven true.

Roshi carried on.

"Turtle's a person. A good friend. Little fun fact he chose the paint for this place by accident." Master Roshi added, trying to steer the conversation from food for the moment.

Marcarita leaned in rapt attention. As an immortal attendant she listened both out of respect but also subconsciously she wanted to listen to Master Roshi in particular. The more she gazed at the old man, the more her body appeared to lean forward. Her smile was still plastered on her unblemished face.

'The immortal Master Roshi, the first mentor of Goku. One of two survivors of the Piccolo Wars, and the inventor of the Kamehameha Wave, the same wave that Goku uses to this day...' Marcarita analyzed. Her eyes met his, only for Roshi to shyly look away as he spoke.

Master Roshi continued as he ventured down memory lane. "I originally wanted an orange house to match the colors of the gi for the Turtle Hermit school, but he went and accidentally picked up the pink paint."

Marcarita tilted her head. "It must have been disappointing, noble sir."

Master Roshi chuckled as he explained. "Ain't that an understatement, I was furious!"

Marcarita let out a small giggle at Master Roshi's emphasis. She could imagine the old man and this Turtle friend bickering about the situation.

"I was low on cash at the time and had to make due with what I had. The more we painted the more we realized how strangely fitting it was. In the middle of the ocean it was easy to find. Next thing you know I bought the paint in bulk. Hehe!" Roshi said as he relaxed. Odd enough while he was talking Marcarita had shifted in her seat. Bit by bit, word by word, Marcarita's place at the opposite end of the table wound up within arms reach next to Roshi.

Roshi noticed her location and sweatdropped.

"I am intrigued to learn more. Any other stories that you would like to share?"

"Um…well…there's plenty I guess…" Master Roshi worded out, taking a subconscious small whiff of the girl's body as he inhaled. She smelt like mint.

'Angels seem to smell as good as they look. Vados also has this smell!'

Vados echoed from the kitchen. "I just contacted Whis. He is currently enjoying a bite before he gets here. Should be back in about half an hour!'

Master Roshi blew out some air in relief.

'I'm in the clear! Just a little more and I don't have to walk on eggshells anymore. Despite how exciting things have been with Vados, I still have to be careful. It's too much stress for an old man.'

-Roshi Vision Start-

Goku hugged Master Roshi.

Imaginary Goku: "You did good Master Roshi!"

Vegeta hugged Master Roshi.

Imaginary Vegeta: "You saved our hides, you shriveled up crone!"

Master Roshi: Uh…thanks!

The two fighters lifted Master Roshi along with their friends. Piccolo, Yamaha, Krillin and many others launched up and down like a trampoline. Master Roshi was giddy for saving the universe from destruction.

Then Marcarita appeared.

Imaginary Marcarita: Roshi?

Imaginary Piccolo: Oh shit! Run!

Everybody left in a cloud of smoke, leaving Roshi fidgeting at the mercy of Marcarita's dark gaze.

-Roshi Vision End-

Marcarita's eyes held interest. "Tell me about the fight with Caway, what was it that you were gonna do that made her flee so suddenly? I didn't sense any ki or technique being used for her to respond the way she did." Marcarita asked.

Vados came in with two plates of cake. She raised an eyebrow at Marcarita's distance to Master Roshi.

"Am I intruding on something?" Vados asked as Master Roshi flinched at hearing her.

Marcarita, whose eyes were still on Roshi said. "Not at all, sister. Just curious about the details behind the good noble sirs' victory against Caway. To make a Universe 4 fighter flee is no small feat for an average mortal, fighter or no. It's even more impressive since she was a Forger."

"I suppose she was a special kind of fighter?" Master Roshi asked.

Marcarita nodded. "She wasn't the strongest, but to face a master forger is said to be extremely difficult. Eons ago a powerful Forger from Universe 13 became part of a universal rebellion. I hear this particular one was not limited to only weapons. They could even forge techniques they experience first hand."

Master Roshi gulped. 'I should consider myself lucky that Caway wasn't that powerful…'

Marcarita added. "In fact the rebellion was a major reason why Universe 13 was destroyed by Zeno. As a result Universes 14 to 18 followed soon after.

Master Roshi was feeling anxious the more Marcarita talked.

'I see that Zeno is really thorough when he needs to be…' Master Roshi thought.

Vados handed Marcarita her cake slice.

"For a time, your victory was something that even made me a tad curious. Though I'm sure it was just your natural skills at play." Vados winked at Master Roshi, away from Marcarita's eyesight.

Master Roshi blushed as he was given a slice to eat too. He shrugged off his concerns. He just had to play good host until the time was up.

"What was it that Caway said she specialized in?" Marcarita asked Vados.

Vados placed a pointer finger on her chin in thought. "I believe it was seduction if I am correct."

Marcarita nodded. "Yes, that was it. I am curious how that works exactly. I've heard of it being used as a tactical maneuver. Seems rather odd that though I've read about it, I've never seen this in action." Marcarita asked before taking a bite of the cake, gushing from its flavor.

"Since you were able to beat her at her own game, would you care to show us how seduction works, noble sir?" Marcarita asked as she swallowed her snack.

Master Roshi blushed, nearly dropping his fork.

"You mean you want me to show you how… seduction works?" Master Roshi asked as his own fork accidentally stabbed into the table surface.

Vados giggled at his expression. Marcarita nodded. "Oh why yes. It's something I have been curious about for a while now. Us angels spoke in depth about the many fights of the tournament, and yours was one that came up. Since you used it in the tournament I figured you'd be best to sate my curiosity, if that is fine with you." The angel sister said.

Master Roshi nearly choked on his bite.

'I don't think this girl understands exactly what she's asking!'

Vados answered for him. "Oh that is a good idea. Roshi, try showing Marcarita how one would 'seduce' someone."

Master Roshi's heart was thumping fiercely. He gulped.

'How the heck did we even get here?! Vados was already stressful enough but now this one. What do I even do here? What's the right call? Even a good looking stud such as myself gets rejected even on the best of days. If I get this wrong…'

-Roshi Vision Start-

Master Roshi stood under the judgemental gazes of Marcarita and Vados.

Imaginary Vados: "You call that seduction."

Imaginary Marcarita: I have seen the lowliest of amoebas show greater promise."

Master Roshi: "No, I swear I could do better!"

Master Roshi was swarmed by Jiren and Hit at the same time in a cloud of high velocity punches. Each punch was audible, ripping their air.

The two angels laughed mockingly as Master Roshi got his ass kicked.

Marcarita and Vados: "Oh ho ho ho ho!"

-Roshi Vision End-

'Think Roshi think! If you want to seduce an angel then you got to lure them with something they personally like.' Master Roshi thought. A proverbial light bulb flicked in his mind.

'That's it!' Roshi thought to himself, before looking at his plate. Specifically he looked at the untouched cake slice.

Master Roshi poked his fork into a small piece. He aimed it towards Marcarita.

"Care to *clears throat* share?" Roshi asked. Marcarita eyes widened a centimeter.

"Share a meal? Is that all noble sir?" Marcarita asked with an amused smile.

Master Roshi smirked. "Just this one gesture can lead to many seduction techniques. Don't knock it till you try it!"

Marcarita looked at the offered food. She leaned forward like a kid in a candy store. Her empty plate was a signifier that she craved for more of the offered meal. Her tongue glided over the offered treat, her eyes were focused on the food.

Marcarita smiled. "It's a little underwhelming to be honest. It's delicious, but I don't feel any different."

Roshi's grin grew wider. "We've only just started."

Another piece came out, this time when Marcarita leaned to get the offered bite, Master Roshi placed it last minute against his mouth, holding it on the edge of his lips. Marcarita stopped in place.

"Hey, no fair!" Marcarita protested. She thought he was stealing food from her.

"Come here. You'll get it." Master Roshi beckoned, Marcarita instinctually blushing as she leaned forward. Her lips opened as they encompassed the cake piece. As she pressed her lips, Master Roshi opened his own mouth a tad to plant them sensually against Marcarita's lips.

Marcarita's eyes widened a tad at the sensation of Roshi's lips against his own.

Vados' face blushed as she covered her mouth.

"Oh my…how devious." Vados said with surprise. Master Roshi winked at her as Marcarita pulled away. A prominent smooch echoed in the room.

SMOOCH

Marcarita's mouth was tucked in as she tasted the cake. Its flavor mixed with the subtle taste of Roshi's mouth made for an odd combination. Despite this, the angel of Universe 11 swallowed with gusto.

"It's…quite odd to describe. My chest feels oddly tight. Is this what mortals call a heart attack noble sir?" Marcarita asked as she placed a hand on her chest.

"You're getting closer. Now let's try it like this." Master Roshi said before placing the next piece inside his mouth.

"Try to get it from me now. The same as before." Master Roshi requested.

Marcarita blushed as she leaned in again. Both hands held onto Roshi's thighs. However an excited glint came into her eyes. The angel leaned with gusto, closing her eyes to allow her senses to hone in on the taste.

Master Roshi's mind went hazy as Marcarita's glossed lips encompassed his own, using her tongue to dig around his mouth in search of every last bit of frost induced deliciousness.

Master Roshi noticed Vados staring at her pamphlet containing the little romantic and sexual excerpts of things she wanted to try. She raised an eyebrow when she found nothing that matched what she was looking for. Most of it consisted of sex positions and dressing for sensual activities, it said nothing about using food like a lure.

"Odd, not even the books I read ever mentioned using food as a method of intimacy. My knowledge of the subject must be limited…for now at least." Vados said to herself.

Master Roshi and Marcarita's tonsil tug of war for cake made their tongues gently swap against one another. Marcarita's let out a small hum in her chest as her angelic nature was stowed away in favor of base instinct. She lathered each piece of cake from Master Roshi's mouth and still she remained in want.

'What is this odd sensation. It feels like the equivalent of being on fire.' Marcarita thought as she was gently held by Master Roshi's arms. His biceps flexed as he held the angel against him as he made out with the angel.

CLA CLANG

The plates clanged as Marcarita's weight shifted the table a tad. Her oral melding with Roshi was increasingly heated.

Vados' face was blushing as she looked on. Her left hand covered her mouth.

"Oh dear…I want to try that."

Master Roshi gently placed Marcarita on top of his table, separating from their liplock for a second.

"*Gasp* That was…an intense technique…seduction really does a number on you…" Marcarita gasped as Master Roshi mentally debated acting on his urges.

Marcarita stared at Roshi with a wanton expression as she spoke.

"Is there more? I would like to see more of this 'seduction'. It's an exquisite feeling, noble sir!" Marcarita said with an enthusiastic small smile. Her pearly whites peered through her heavy breathing.

Master Roshi looked at Vados who was clenching her thighs instinctually.

"Best not to leave her unsatisfied. After that you be sure to let me try as well." Vados said, as if she was awaiting a new delicacy, giddy as she watched on. Being an angel, she didn't necessarily understand the full dynamic behind seduction. or mating, and thus didn't experience the usual emotions in the same manner as a mortal would.

These new feelings of desire were alien to her yet at the same time were powerful enough to make her quiver in response to the new stimuli presented to her as opposed to feeling shame or inhibition. As an angel, Vados never inhibited her desire for food, and would no doubt be just as uninhibited when it came to her recent development for physical desire.

'Here goes nothing!' Master Roshi said as he wondered as to the consequences.

-Elsewhere-

A tall figure garbed in a red robe stood amongst the many citizens of West City. It was Whis. Currently the voracious angel was chomping down on the last bits of exquisite cuisine-like food.

"*Sigh* It was fine while this lasted. A truly delicious meal. Such a shame I have to attend to Marcarita for the time being but being rude is unbecoming."

WHOO

A wind past Whis' neck. He felt a sudden jolt that sent goosebumps down his back. He stopped eating as he looked upwards to the sky.

"Hm? That's odd? Never thought I would feel something like that on this side of the universe…"

Whis calmly wipes his mouth with a napkin, fully satisfied. The pile of empty plates was a testament to his satisfaction.

"Whatever it is, I'll deal with that after seeing how Vados is fairing…" Whis said as rose from his seat and walked off, he made sure to leave an extra tip for the meal.

(Que Dragonball Z narrator) Looks like things have taken an unexpected turn. After a heated tryst with Vados, Master Roshi is confronted with the angel of Universe 11 herself, Marcarita. In a bid to buy time for Whis and by extension his universe, Roshi will have to endure teaching a lesson of seduction. Will it be enough for the insatiable angel? Will Whis discover what is going on? Find out on Dragonball Roshi!