He wakes up. In a bathtub. Full of water. He jumps out. The water falls down the drain, with a key falling too.
"Help!" Kyle screams. "Someone help me!" He hears footsteps across the room. "Is someone there? Hey! Shit I'm probably dead. " A young man steps through the shadows."You're not dead," says the strange man.
Kyle is scared for his life for who this man is and why their here."Who's that, " Kyle exclaims.
"There is no point in yelling," he says."I already tried it."
"Turn on the lights!" Kyle screams.
"Would if I could."
"What the fuck is going on! WHERE AM I!?"
"I don't know yet."
"What is that smell?"
"Shhhhhhh, hang on a second I found something."
The man flicks a switch turning on all lights. Kyle was in a bathroom, with another person and Kenny dead lying on the floor. The man jumps up scared of the body while kyle screams, "YOU BASTARD'S!" Them both are in shock. Kyle almost throughs up at the sight of the body.
"HELP," Kyle shouts. "HELP!!! HELP!"
"No one can hear you," the man says.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS," Kyle screams again.
"Calm down, just calm down. Are you hurt?"
"I don't know, YEAH!"
"What's your name?"
"MY NAME IS VERY FUCKING CONFUSED WHAT'S YOUR NAME? WHAT'S GOING ON HERE!"
"My name is Clyde Donavon, I just woke up here, just like you."
Kyle tries to get out of his shackles but eventually hurts himself.
"Ah!"
Clyde looks at Kenny's dead body.
"Recognise him?"
"Yeah, that's Kenny, he's one of my best friends ever. He was poor but he had a kind heart."
"Wow," Clyde sighs, "that's sad. Do you have any idea to get out here?"
"No"
"What was the last thing you remember?"
"Nothing, I went to bed in my shithole apartment and woke up in an actual shithole. So what about you, huh?
"Well there's nothing much to tell really. I was on my way home from work and uh, I don't remember anything else."
Kyle looks down at the body of Kenny. "Not the first dead body I've ever seen," says Kyle.
"From the look of these chains," Clyde explains, "Someone didn't want us to go very far either."
"Can you see any scars?"
"What?!"
"Huh, this is what they do to a man. They kidnap you and drug you and before you know it, you're in a bathtub and your kidneys are on eBay."
"No one has taken you kidneys."
"How can you tell from way over here, CLYDE!?"
Because you'd ever be in terrible agony, or you'd be dead by now. Trust me."
"What are you a surgeon?"
"Yeah, so are you going to tell me your name or what?"
The bathroom goes quiet. "Kyle," Kyle stutters.
Clyde gets up off the ground. "Well Kyle, Clyde says, "what we need to do is start thinking about why we're here. Whoever brought us there could've killed us by now. But they didn't. They must want something from us."
Clyde looks up at the clock in the room. " That clock."
"What about it?"
"It's brand new."
"So?"
"So someone obviously wanted us to know the time. Wait, I might be able to reach that door."
Clyde can't reach the door. L Bozo. While he's trying to reach the door, Kyle noticed a letter in his pocket. It's a letter. The letter has the name "KAHL" written on it. He then opens the the letter. There's a tape that says play me on it.
"What's that?" Clyde asks.
"It's a tape," Kyle answers.
"Where did you find it?"
"It wa in my pocket."
Clyde then looks in his pocket and finds a letter named "Fat boy/Clyde." Clyde opens the letter to find a tape also called "play me."
"It says play me," Clyde says.
But then Clyde notices something. A key! Clyde can finally get his way out! Well not really.
"Come on, come on," Clyde struggles.
Kyle notices Clyde trying to unlock his ankle.
"Throw it over here!"
Clyde throws the key over and Kyle can't unlock it either.
"Fuck," Kyle says.
Kyle gives up and then notices the the tape player in Kenny's hand. He tries to reach for it with his hand to play the tape.
"Use your shirt," Clyde adds.
"What?"
"You're shirt."
Kyle accepts his advice and uses his shirt to get it. After a while, Kyle gets the tape. He puts his tape in and plays the tape.
"Rise and shine, Kyle. You're probably wondering where you are. tell you where you might be. You might be in the room that you die in. Up until now, you simply sat in the shadows, watching others live out their lives. But what do voyeurs see when they look into the mirror? Now, I see you in strange mix of someone angry and yet apathetic. But mostly just pathetic. So are you going to watch yourself die today, Kyle. Or do something about it?"
Kyle is angry. He knows this voice. Cartman.
"I KNEW THAT SON OF A BITCH WOULD DO THIS!" Kyle shouts.
"Throw me the tape player thing." Clyde demands.
"No, you through me the tape."
"Look, we're going to have to work together if we want to get out of here. Now just throw it to me."
"I'm not gonna risk breaking this thing. Throw me the God damn tape!"
Clyde eventually throws the tape over to Kyle, then Kyle puts it in the player and cartman speaks again:
"Dr. Donavon, this is your wake up call. Every day of your working, you have given people the news that they are going to die soon. Now you will be the cause of death. Your aim in this game is to kill Kyle. You have until six on the clock to do it. There's man in the room with you. When there's that much poison in your blood the only thing left to do is shoot- (Cartman coughs) There are ways to win this hidden all around you. Just remember: X marks the spot for the treasure. If you do not kill Kyle by 6:00, then Bebe and your dad will die, Dr. Donavon. And leave you in this room to Let the game begin."
"Gimme that!" Clyde screams.
Kyle throws the the tape player over there and then Clyde speeds up the tape and plays cartman saying: "then Bebe and your dad will die, Dr. Donavon. And leave you in this room to rot."
"Any idea who that is?" Kyle asks.
The tape continues. "Let the game begin."
"He knows us" Kyle says.
"Wait a minute," says Clyde.
Clyde rewinds the tape even more.
"What do you think, it's probably a joke." Kyle says sarcasticly.
"Wait a minute," Clyde says rewinding the tape even more.
"This is probably just a joke, right," Kyle says.
"Shhhhh," Clyde Shushed. He pressed play. "Let the game begin." Cartman says.
"Listen," Clyde whispers.
"follow your heart," Cartman whispers.
"What the fuck does 'follow your heart' mean." Kyle questions.
Clyde looks around the bathroom looking for a heart eventually finding a toilet with a heat on it.
"There! Right next to you! The toilet!"
Kyle looks at the seat and already know what he's getting into. Kyle reaches his hands into the bowl to find something eventually giving up and looking in the top of the toilet, finding a bag.
"I wished I checked in there first." Kyle sighs.
"Huh," Clyde exclames. "WHATS IN IT ASSHOLE!?"
Kyle opens up the bag to only find 2 hacksaws. They now know how to escape the room. Kyle starts getting a saw and trying to cut his chains off.
"Hey!" Clyde screams. "Mind passing me the other one?"
Kyle hands Clyde the other saw and they both try to cut through the chains but no luck.
"FUCK, FUCK!" Kyle screams of rage.
Clyde is still sawing through his chains. He can never stop, until he gives up. He then looks at the chains and see how they aren't even close to being broken. But then he finally realizes it.
"Kyle," Clyde tells. "I don't think he wants us to saw through our legs but through our feet. I think I know who's done this to us."
"No shot Sherlock it's fuckin cartman!" Kyle says.
"No, Cartman would be too obvious, he is too dumb to do that."
"Yeah. Well who then?"
"It's not some one I know personally, It's just some one I know."
"Holy shit, TELL ME WHO IT IS!!!"
"The last I heard is from the police. And the only reason I know that is because I'm a suspect.
I'll start from the beginning...