WARNING! THIS IS NOT ORIGINALLY MY WORK! Nightshade213 on is the original author of this story. This fic is simply editing their work, WITHOUT PERMISSION, into something I might enjoy more. If you do not like what I am doing, at least you can't say I am not honest. Blatant plagiarism here.
"Ah, you're back once more…here for another story? As you might remember, I'll admit, I didn't play much of a role during that 'cult' nonsense, perhaps I was just preoccupied with my many customers! No? Well, don't rub it in. Anyways, where was I? Ah, yes - something to refresh our memory. *Ehem* Ever since the flying city of Sanctuary was destroyed thanks to the stuck-up Colonel Hector and his 'New Pandoran Army,' Commander Lilith had been searching for the Vault Key for years, only to be in the hands of those savage cultists from the Children of the Vault, led by those annoying rascals; Tyreen and Troy Calypso, looks like their parents forgot the value of contraception, am I right?! - HAHAHA - anyone? Ugh, whatever. I try to be funny once in a while.
As the story goes, Lilith found a new group of Vault Hunters, willing to take the impossible odds to face the corporate giants, the mysterious behemoths, and mindless fanatics. Throughout their quest to stop the Children of the Vault, they faced numerous obstacles and emerged victorious, but not without some necessary sacrifices, failures to save others, and a bad decision for who leadership belongs to, it was during a stressful moment yes, but you still might know who I'm talking about. That one runt.
In the end, the new Vault Hunters managed to end the COV once for all, saving the planet; perhaps even the galaxy if you believe some of those Erirdian logs on the 'Destroyer.' However, due to past exploits of some of my favorite customers, - don't tell them I said that- the former Dahl scientist, Patricia Tannis, had been given the power of, now correct me if I'm wrong here - Phase . . . shifting. Apparently, it had somehow been gifted to her by the daughter of Asshole Jack after her death, but I think it's all skagbait. Pa-HA!
Anyway, Tannis, who had been and still is researching the Sirens, Eridium, the Vaults, and everything in-between, was gifted such a power that boosted her research ten-fold! - I wish I had a power that sped up my life goals… - But after that debauchery with the COV, the scars have dug deep, for our dear Commander Lilith is no longer with the Crimson Raiders. Yet she didn't stop there, Lilith wanted the Raiders to move on and continue Roland and her's goal, protect Pandora, and the universe; and make it a better place to live in. - although I don't agree much of the latter, because I just want to expand my franchise, and peace doesn't sell guns, does it?
The Raiders have decided to take their presence to a 'whole new level' - as you youngsters say, flying away from the Six Galaxies to explore the outer rim worlds, so many possibilities, some of which may hold the answers to Tannis' real questions, and I've even expand my franchise here! - I'm be richer than ever before! Ah, I knew that the possibilities were endless when I first came to Pandora. Now, there has been no sign of any vaults, or even Eridium! But the Crimson Raiders did find something that piqued their interests: They had found the first habital planet outside the galaxies, and the Vault Hunters were itching to drop down shoot, loot and maybe - Oh who am I kidding - they were certainly itching to cause some mayhem. Yet one thing's for sure, before we identified the name of this unknown planet, it held a threat unknown…"
Grimm.