Chapter 2: Kat Naruto vs Saint Giatine Jr.

Naruto wakes up to the sound of running water and the smell of blood, Naruto opens the coffin that he was resting in stepping out of it he makes the inside and then closes it again. then goes to find somone as then he bumps into Lollycaurd as she introduces herself as one of his 8 vampire servents and gives Naruto a note discribing his current sidguation as the heir of the Namikaze Uzumaki Hellsing bloodline as well as other things.

"i made a bath for you, don't worry master the water is no longer running."

Lollycaurd says to Naruto before walking of to finish prepareing his blood bag.

flash to naruto batheing.)

Naruto took off his bloody and tatered clothes and even his sandels before entering the bath tub and just soaking there, he found that this way he could better think clearley on rescent events before comming to a conclusion. he was never axepted in konoha so he would refuse to axcept it back, he was the heir of hellsing afterall.
now with a clearer head then ever before Naruto rose up and out of the bath tub putting a brown towl around his weighst and started combing his hair that had grown to his shoulders before braiding it into a pony tail, as he began to here what sounded like somone oppening the front dooor.

flash to Fem Schrodinger entering the house with Naruto's new cloathes.)

"oh Lollycaurd i have ze masters cloathes, ze master will be so happy i just know it!"

said Fem Schrodinger as she entered the house with Naruto's new cloathes.

"splended Schrodinger just like how i'm confident that he'll enjoy this blood bag."

said Lollycaurd as she looked over all of Naruto's new cloathes for him two whear, though she ended up picking out a white sleaved shirt a charcoal vest and a red 3 piece suit with a red bow tie and white gloves with the hellsing markings on them plus red dreass pants and black steel toed boots and a red fadora hat.

"hmmm just like Lollycaurd to show off."

thought Fem Schrodinger to herself.

Naruto peaked his head outside the bathroom to see Lollycaurd and Fem Schrodinger with a new set of cloathes allready picked out for him as he took them and thanked Lollycaurd and Fem Schrodinger before entering back into the bathroom got dressed and stepped back out.

"so girls how do i look?"

questioned Naruto towards Lollycaurd and Fem Schrodinger.

"like a real fucking vampire."

replied Lollycaurd to Naruto.

"like a mini Alucard but then again who ever said that was a bad thing."

replied Fem Schrodinger to Naruto.

"thanks whait is that blood i'm smelling again, Lollycaurd did you make breakfast?"

asked Naruto to Lollycaurd.

"it's a blood bag master, i hope you like it."

said Lollycaurd to Naruto.

"what type is it? A, B, A B or is it maybe O "sluuuuurp mmmmm, this ones definetly A B thanks Lollycaurd it's so delicious, sluuuuurp mmmmm."

said Naruto to Lollycaurd, as just then 2 priest's Father John and Father Garcia. John with his gold cross in hand to repel unholy forcess and Garcia with shotgun in his hands ready and willing to spin the block for jesus.

"hah the catholic church and you have guns now how cute, master please allow us to kill these invaders the azcariate orginitation."

said Lollycaurd to Naruto.

"yes it would be ze only right thing to do master."

said Fem Schrodinger to Naruto.

"the right thing, how dare you nospheratu!"

exclaimed John who clashed with Fem Schrodinger in battle.

"yes now thats what i'm talking about, battle me father to the death hahahahaha!"

said Lollycaurd in a fit of insanity as she goes to clash with Garcia.

"you are insane and unholy nospheratu therefor i must kill you."

said Garcia as he meets Lollycaur half way and into battle, and then a strong light came to vanquish Naruto himself a man and the third priest Father Alexander Judas. just then the 25 percent of Naruto that had allready been turned awoke from it's deep slumber, this being called itself Kat with a K not a C things where about to get interesting.

Chapter End.