Honestly, I wanted to create a story like this just so I could practice a little bit in creating obscenity scenes, there will also be some kind of plot so it doesn't get too boring but it's mainly for me to practice my writing.

I'm still going to continue with Mystique Gamer, and I'm not going to abandon it, my current job has a workload of about 8-9 hours and that takes a lot out of me, and also there's college, which ends up taking a lot out of me mentally and physically.

The good news is: I recently went through a selection process for another job that requires a much lower workload that gives me plenty of time to study and also an increase in salary that will allow me to go back to the gym, consequently making me relax more (seriously, the time when I went to the gym was one of the best of my life, you want to unload some accumulated stress and improve your mental and physical health? Go to the gym, really).

Anyway, I hope you like it.

Disclaimer: I own nothing

Living Life by Points | Chapter 1

Death is a curious thing I would say. Everyone always thinks about her, what will it be like? What next? Eternal damnation? The Paradise? Reincarnation?

Many theories about but without really a concrete answer, which would be difficult to have considering that the only option was for someone to be resurrected after death, and considering that until today it was never known whether or not someone returned from death the living will never know the answer to such a question.

And I was wondering just that when my time came.

Honestly, my death for lack of better words was... dull, though sadly all too frequent.

I was a 19-year-old orphan returning from college on foot, ready to go home after a hard day of work and study, maybe spending the rest of the night watching a movie, series, or anime.

My life is chaotically normal and repetitive. Work, study, friends here and there, hang out with them sometimes, and sometimes I have sex with some friends who just want to have fun and consume entertainment content. And repeat everything.

I'm not saying I hated my life, no. Until it went well and everything was going well.

But it was just so…boring and exhausting. Repetitive and mundane.

I don't know how to explain it exactly.

Now, a summary of my story is given, let's go back again to current events.

When I was crossing the street at the crosswalk, some idiot decided the crosswalk didn't exist or just didn't know what it was for and so I got run over.

Maybe I should have paid more attention and waited for him to pass even as I was crossing a damn crosswalk? Maybe so, but I wasn't the fuckin' wrong there.

Anyway, he was coming at me at least 100 km/h, and then everything went dark.

Damn those idiotic drivers who don't know anything about traffic law or don't care.

I swear if after death what follows is a life lived as a ghost I will curse every generation of that son of a bitch's family.

However, what greeted me after that was a completely white room.

It's hard to even tell if this is even a room, I mean, it's all perfectly white, I can't even make out the walls or the ceiling, and it's all so bright even without any kind of lightbulb visible.

I was sitting in a very comfortable armchair, it was like I was sitting on a cloud. Even without knowing what it feels like to sit on a cloud.

Opposite me was a desk and sitting at it was…damn hell.

"Didn't expect that did you?" Morgan Damn Freeman says with a smile looking quite amused.

Look, I certainly died, and I'm not stupid enough to not have at least a hunch about who the person in front of me is.

I was well aware of my bulging eyes and my sagging jaw.

He laughed a lot at my reaction.

"Seriously, that's always fun no matter how many times it happens." He says as he used his finger to wipe his watery eyes.

I managed to get over my shock eventually.

"So you're God? Somehow it strangely fits." I told him, sounding amused at the end.

"Well, yes and no. I certainly am God but this appearance I just copied, I mean, his appearance quite matches my position doesn't it? Originally I'm just a mass of universal energy that can do anything."

Well, I guess someone like him doesn't need some physical form.

"That was pretty illuminating, but what now? Heaven? Hell? What happens?" I ask not wanting to extend this too much, talking to God is certainly one thing but I at the moment would rather know what happens next.

"Well, Hell is something that exists for sure, and Samael is the one who commands and manages it or as he prefers to be called these days, Lucifer." He says while rolling his eyes in exasperation. "The Bible is right in some things and not in others, many ages have passed since the original and now it is something made by human beings and commercialized, so in a nutshell, it has been edited as the years go by."

This got my attention a bit.

"You don't seem to be... at odds with Lucifer." I say a little cautiously.

"Don't be afraid to ask, my child. I quite like talking and answering questions you have. When I created human beings Samael was displeased, saying that you are imperfect and corrupt, which is not a lie, but that was the point. Angels were...too perfect, in their full prime. I wanted to create a race that thought and changed for itself, evolved."

"With that, I made a deal with him. The humans who died and had committed crimes or something like that would be cursed to a plane that Samael would create, and there they could endlessly relive their worst fears, traumas, and their crimes. If they could overcome all of this, and in the process redeem themselves by becoming better people, they would be allowed to move on. Samael agreed, even though he firmly believed that humans could never change and improve. He was at odds with me and his brothers for a while due to this disagreement of ours, but after a few ages, he came to talk to me and apologized, saying that he was wrong and that in Hell he witnessed several humans who were redeemed of their sins. And then we returned to being a happy family again, although he continued running Hell, he said he enjoyed the job, seeing humans getting better."

Various emotions crossed his face during the story. Annoyance, resignation, sadness, and then happiness and pride.

I was quite disconcerted during all this. Was Lucifer cool? Damn, this is weird but that's ok, I never took everything in the bible at the foot of the letter anyway.

"He then at some point said that he wanted to be called Lucifer, Latin for Lightbringer. Saying that by running the place that gave humans the chance of redemption, they reached the Light through his realm. Though he was incredibly upset. when humans started to associate his name with a Devil who made people commit sins and because of that many people who died and went to Hell were incredibly scared until he took a long time explaining everything." He said sounding quite amused describing the situation.

I even felt like laughing about it.

Though it is refreshing to know the truth about this part of religion.

"Anyway, we strayed quite a bit there, and to put it simply, no, you didn't see hell, you lived a normal life without committing any kind of crime or sin, so you have two options now." He said straight to the point as he held up two fingers.

"Or you go to Silver City and spend the rest of your life with the other humans who chose to rest fully in the afterlife, your parents are there too, they never committed any kind of crime or sin. It was tragic though a strange coincidence that they die in a car accident, in a way just like you. Anyway, there in the Silver City you spend your life at parties and banquets, with access to a platform like Netflix that only contains everything you want seeing that humans have already invented or will invent, many people were relieved to know that they would not die without knowing what One Piece is. And there are also many orgies."

I was honestly relieved to know that I wasn't going to die without knowing the end of One Piece, I just hope it's not something disappointing. I choked a little on the part about orgies. And God found that very amusing too.

"Look, I created the sexual organs and the feeling of pleasure for more than actual conception, I don't understand why humans associate simple sex with sin. It would be a sin if they raped someone or blackmailed another person for sex, but the act itself isn't. If two people who aren't romantically related are just sexually frustrated or something, and they do it with consent and have fun then what's the problem?" He responded by rolling his eyes at the end.

And I quite agree with that. I always found it strange that very religious people see sex with friends just for fun or before marriage as a grave s sin as if they had murdered someone. And the first time isn't very pleasant if both people are inexperienced. It will just be awkward and unpleasant.

"And the other option, is I reincarnate you in some fantasy world, but for the sake of things being fun, you have two choices when reincarnating. You choose the world and that's it, or I choose a random world for you and you choose an ability that will have upon reincarnation." He said.

My blood boiled when I heard the words, reincarnated into a fantasy world. Choosing a skill to have? Holy shit yes.

"I want to choose a skill." I say with virtually no hesitation, this might screw me up but I want to believe he's sending me to a not-so-hard world.

"Very well." He responds by waving his hand indicating for me to continue.

I stop for a while to think before choosing.

I want something very strong, but not so much that it will lose the fun of everything, the feeling of improving and getting stronger as an RPG is too attractive, I always liked fanfics that I read where the MC became very strong but with constant progression.

Choosing a skill such as All Fiction would simply be too boring.

I want to pick something that gives me a varied skill set, both active and passive. Ways to improve even something unalterable like my talent or something.

I think I know what I want.

"I want Noir Stradia's 'Get Creative' skill from 'The Hidden Dungeon Only I Can Enter'"

He smiled at me before nodding and answering. "Okay, your order will be accepted."

Honestly, this skill has incredible potential and the only 'weakness' of it is that the skills created need LPs that I can get by having some form of satisfaction, and what better form of satisfaction than sex? I'll be able to get stronger both by training and by fucking.

"I think it only remains now to choose the world you will be sent to."

Honestly when he said that his warm smile seemed a little... too funny for my taste.

"You will be sent to the world of Harry Potter-"

Okay, not too bad, wizards aren't a big threat and with Get Creative I can outrun everyone very easily there are a lot of people that I just like a lot, and for those who become close to me, I can even make them stronger with the skill that also allows me to buy skills for other people.

"And you will be reincarnated as Harry Potter himself."

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Shit.