Chapter I - The Large Rouge One
The doors sat closed keeping the crew quarters isolated, a knock echoed from out side in the hall way. The long wait filled the silence before the door was opened and out side dressed in heavy winter clothes holding song sheets. Lister, Kryten & The Cat where stood with smiles plastered on their faces looking on as held back their laughter, soon they began to sing.
"We wish you a merry Smegmas, we wish you a merry Smegmas and the Smeggy new year."
Before they could continue in their song, the door's where shut cutting them off.
It's cold outside, there's no kind of atmosphere,
I'm all alone, more or less.
Let me fly, far away from here,
Fun, fun, fun, In the sun, sun, sun.
I want to lie, shipwrecked and comatose,
Drinking fresh, mango juice,
Goldfish shoals, nibbling at my toes,
Fun, fun, fun, In the sun, sun, sun,
Fun, fun, fun, In the sun, sun, sun.
The Jupiter Mining Corporation Ship Red Dwarf was flaying though space, abroad the ship inside one it's many recreation rooms a party was taking place. Seating for all had been set up and music was blurting out over speakers, as large fake tree was placed in the room. Drinking, dancing, and other party activates where being undergone, David returned to the table with the drinks to rejoin Olaf, Selby and Chen.
"Hay Lister what who do you think old Rimmer got for secret Santa?" asked Petersen.
"I don't want to know." sighed Lister. "I just want to get so drunk, I don't have to think about it."
"What's up with him?" asked Selby.
"He's just upset he didn't get Kochanski, as his secret Santa."
"Come on it's Christmas!" cheered Petersen.
All four took their drinks and downed them all.