Author note: I got someone that is helping me with an aspect of the project. Stay fresh.

Chapter 18

Craig opened his eyes. Was he dead? He pinched his cheek to ensure he was alive. He felt pain. The dead sanitized octarian he used as bait for the metro worked. He knew he scrwed it all for his friends. Craig started feeling regret so he decided that he would find the other thangs no matter the cost. He found a vent where he could access all the stations so he took it. Craig started crawling in the vent. He saw from the grille if there was a thang and after several unsuccessfull attempts he found one.

-Yes, finally! Said Craig happily. This thang looked like the jar of a Craig was about to take it another boss appeared. This one looked like a LOL player it was fat and ugly, it was, the Octo Samurai! He was riding a unicycle.

-You will never take the thang! Said the Octo Samurai.

-Why are you so obsessed with this thing? Asked Craig.

-None of your business! Said the Octo Samurai. He started cycling towards Craig holding his roller high. Craig overstimated his capabilities, when he was in Bosnia he was younger but now his abilities deteriorated due to aging. He needed another startegy to beat him. He had an idea: he took a banana, ate it and put the peel on the way of the unicycle to make it stumble. He trowed the peel and the unicycle suddenly stopped making the Octo Samurai fall.

-LMAO you are so stupid. Said Craig laughing but his foe fell on him. The Octo Samurai was happy because he crushed his enemy. Craig wasn´t going to fall so easily to him. He was under lots of body fat and it was very creased so he started slither in it like a worm in the soil. He found his anud and Craig thought that if he could enter inside CQ Cumber, he could enter in this fatass. He entered in his anus and started climbing his intestines. The innards had a disguisting smell because intestines are the shit pipes. Craig thought he was a shit going up the pipes when the toilet was clogged. Craig wanted to reach the stomach so he could consume the biomass to become stronger but he felt something was blocking his way. That thing was an inkling.

-Don´t fuck man now I have to pull a corpse! Said Craig angry.

-I am not dead! Said the inkling. That voice was familiar to him, it was Specs!

-Specs? Said Craig stunned.

-Craig? Said Specs stunned.

-What are you doing here!? Said both.

-Let me explain, I was on a party of the elderly residence, I drank too much and woke up here. Now let me guess, you ended up here because you were looking for Googles. Said Craig expecting the answer.

-How do you know that? Asked Specs.

-Headphones, Knit Hat and him are reunited and are looking for the four thangs the kosher phone requested you to get to the promised land. Aint I right? Asked Craig.

-Yes. Answered Specs.

-But there is something I don´t know. How did you end up in the digestive system of this mafia boss? Asked Craig.

-Well... that is complicated... Said Specs.

*FLASHBACK*

Specs enters the level and trips. He feels that the floor is made of cheese.

-What the fuck is this? Asks to himself.

-PIZZAAAA! Said the Octo Samurai and devours everything like the state of Israel consuming palestinian lands Specs included.

*END FLASHBACK*

Craig was laughing hard. Specs slaped him saying it wasn´t funny.

-Ok now Specs if you let me I have biomass to consume. Said Craig trying to enter the stomach.

-Sure. Said Specs. Craig entered in the Octo Samurai´s stomach and started consuming the biomass. When he finished he looked like a completely diffrent person he was 100 years younger and he was muscly and hot. So hot that Specs doubted of his heterosexuality for a second. Craing started punching the chest of the Octo Samurai opening it like a chest buster from Alien movie. Craig got out and the Octo Samurai started to bleed massively killing him. Specs got out after it died. They took the third thang.

-Cmon Specs, we have to reunite with the rest. They started crawling in the vent in order to find the others. They were crawling in the vents with the thang till they heard explosions and battle sound.

-Oh no! My friends are in danger! Said Specs.

-Let´s go! Said Craig. They found the right grille. They saw that there was a big tentacle exposed. They where fighting against the Octo Shower for the last thang! The tentacle exploded making the Octo Shower loose a life and destroying the vent and making Specs and Craig to fall.

-Craig! Said everyone.

-We thought you were dead. Said Hachi.

-OMG Specs you are here. Said Headphones hugging Specs.

-We are united again! Said Knit Hat.

-We also have the third thang here. Said Craig showing it.

-One more battle and we will be free! Said Googles.

-Idiots! To get the last thang you must take it from me! Said the Octo Shower.

-Guys, let me do this. Said Specs makind a superjump. He landed on the roof of the Octo Shower and slicing the octocopters and destroying the tentacle for the secoond time.

-DIE! Screamed the Octo Shower showering everyone with sanitized ink.

-Oh no! This is our last life. Said Headphones.

-Don´t worry guys. Said Specs showing a detonator and pressing the button. Making the Octo Shower explode. The fourth and last thang showed up, it looked like the cover of a blender. Everyone was happy because their hard effort finally paid its prize. Now they could go to the promised land aka the surface. They entered the metro and took a seat. CQ Cumber was shocked, Craig was alive!

-How are you still alive!? I killed you! Said CQ Cumber.

-Checkmate sea cock. Said Craig. Everyone logged on Inkord while they where directing where the phone was.

Everyone was chatting in Inkord.

-Pearl! Marina! We already have the four thangs. Chatted Googles.

-And I got one! :D. Chatted Craig.

-That is great! Congratulations. Said Marina.

-Dear, let´s take the helicopter to meet with them. Said Pearl.

-Wait, how do you know where are we? Asked Specs.

-We located the signal of your phones. Said Marina.

-You are under the sea! Said Pearl.

-That explain how I ended up here after I fell to the sea. Said Googles.

-Do you want to listen something shcoking but not as shocking as my new single? Asked Pearl.

-Go ahead. Said Craig.

-Marina is an octoling! Said Pearl. Everyone was silent.

-Ma- Marina. Is that true? Asked Craig.

-Yes it is. Said Marina.

-So that is the reason why you were so interested on me? Asked Hachi.

-Yeah, I wanted to know that I wasn´t the last member of my species. I wasn´t interested in you because I like women. But now I know I´m not because when I went to buy milk this morning I saw a lot of octolings. They are loosing fear of getting to the surface. Said Marina.

-Are you sure there won´t be another war? Said Craig getting ready to do hate crimes.

-Nah don´t worry grandpa. Turf wars are made for fun nowadays. We will coexist peacfully. Said Pearl.

-That would be great! Said Squidkid Jr.

-Wait, who the fuck is this random? Asked Pearl.

-He is Squidkid Jr. a friend of Emperor. We met him in our trip to Spain. Said Headphones.

-Yeah, but this server is private. Who let him in the server? Asked Specs.

-It was me. Said Knit Hat.

-We have to announce you that we are in a relationship. Said Squidkid Jr.

-Ok that is great but this is not the place for stranger so... Said Pearl.

*Pearl banned Squidkid Jr. from the server*

Knit Hat was angry.

-Guys, I am calling my best hitman to meet us in the surface. I sent him our location. Googles explained everyone that Craig was the boss of the mafia he worked all this time and they were stunned.

-There is something that we don´t know yet. Said Hachi.

-Tell us. Said Googles.

-My girlfriend is still missing.

-Probably she went to the surface. You can go there and try to find her. Said Marina. Hachi thought about it for a moment.

-I think you are right guys. Said Hachi. They arrived to the station where the phone was.

-Ok guys you collected the four thangs, now you can go to the promised land. You still have to do a lot of levels but since I can´t stand you I will let you go. Now get the fuck out of my train! Said CQ Cumber angrily pointing to the door. Our heroes got out. All of them were gazing the phone.

-Phone, we have the four thangs. We are ready to go to the promised land.

TO BE CONTINUED...