One Day, Sonic ran to Scourge.
"Hey Scourge! What are the best birthday gifts you can give to someone?"
Scourge Pulls out a list.
"Here's the list, Blue Boy!"
The List:
Soap Cutting: (This counts apparently)
Paperwork: (Bro Who the hell would even want this)
Noire's Bikini Pictures: (This won't go away)
Grass: (You honestly need it)
A airfryer: (That'll be worthless if you already have one)
A ticket to the Boundary: (Thank Relius for this mastepiece)
ODM Gear: (If you're feeling frisky)
Sonic 2006 Game: (Nobody would want this LMAO)
SMT Lucifer's Call: (Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry Series)
Soul Edge (Nightmare will Hunt your ass down)
Sonic looks at the list and only had this to say:
"That is Very relatable!"