Sister Pledge Clingy Maggie, Justin Timberwolf and nighttime kookiness start up this episode! The title is a reference to Sister Sledge.
Plot
The couch gag is the Simpsons being built with Lego. The live action person accidentally gives Homer hair. "Woohoo!" Homer cheered. They correctly give him his bald head with three hairs. "D'oh!" he groaned.
The episode opens with cute lullaby music. In Maggie's bedroom Marge is putting Maggie to bed.
"Goodnight Teddy bear!" She gets Maggie to wave to a teddy bear, a big teddy bear. "Goodnight Justin Timberwolf!" She waves Maggie's hand at a wolf plushie. Ha! Justin Timberwolf... Does he have a singing career too? "Goodnight Bedtime Krusty!" Marge said to a Krusty doll wearing pyjamas. It squeaked when she poked it.
"Mwuhahahaha! Goodnight kids! Don't let the bedbugs bite!" said a recording of Krusty. "Bedbug spray sold separately. May contain poison."
Marge tried to put Maggie to bed but she whined and grabbed her necklace. "Maggie please! It's time for bed now!" Marge tried to get her to let go. "Maggie everyone has gone to bed now!" Marge explained.
But downstairs Homer and the kids were holding a very noisy Welcome Pledge party! Homer and the other kids, Bart, Lisa, Oscar and Hugo had invited Ralph, Martin and Milhouse over for some reason. A sleepover possibly. They were all in Greek togas with olive leaves on their heads singing Lulu's You make me wanna shout! Bart had goggles on his eyes.
"(Singing)"
"(Backing vocals singing the word shout)"
Sometimes I wonder what goes through Homer's brain sometimes...
Marge looked outside Maggie's bedroom door where she could hear the loud singing. Marge growled annoyed. "Grrrrrrr! Homer! Kids! Get to bed! Now!" she shouted.
Homer and kids groan. "You heard your mother... off to bed..." said Homer.
Marge tried to put Maggie to bed but she'd just grab onto her or crawl up into her arms. Marge sighed.
Eventually Marge thought she succeeded but she heard tiny little footsteps and thumps from Maggie tripping over and sighed as she caught sight of Maggie wanting to go downstairs to join Homer's rather odd late night Welcome pledge.
"Okay I'll get you a warm bottle of milk..." Marge sighed.
Marge was in the kitchen with Honer no longer wearing a toga or olive leaves.
"Homer Maggie's being rather clingy for some reason can you hold her?" Marge asked as she got the bottle of milk from the fridge.
"Yes ma'am!" said Homer taking a Maggie despite her trying to grab Marge's necklace.
"Wow, you've grown!" said Homer holding Maggie, but now she was Hans Moleman dressed as Maggie.
"Dadda." said Hans Moleman.
"Homer..." Oscar wearing a toga sighed as he was holding Maggie.
"Late night Welcome pledges... honesty Homer..." Marge sighed.
"I've got you now Maggie! What are you gonna do about it?" Homer said mockingly to Maggie. She leapt out of his arms. "No Maggie!" Homer gasped.
Marge gasped and dropped the milk and in slow motion caught Maggie safely. However the milk because it was in a glass bottle, smashed all over the floor.
"Spilt milk?!" Homer got on his knees and cried and sobbed loudly at the milk, "such a waste of perfectly good nutritious milk! (Loud sobbing) it's all gone! (Crying)" Homer cries over spilt milk. Groan...
The kids came in now in their ordinary clothes except Oscar who was still wearing a toga and olive leaves in his hair.
"I am not even gonna ask." said Bart.
Homer stopped sobbing. "I'll go out and buy some more." He went out to buy some milk.
The kids all stared awkwardly.
"So... we're not still loudly singing Lulu songs all night while wearing togas?" Oscar asked.
"No..." said the Simpsons, Martin, Ralph and Milhouse.
...
Homer went to Apu's store.
"Apu I need some milk!" said Homer.
"I'm sorry Homer but I sold it all to some teenagers!" said Apu.
"Teenagers?!" Homer gasped.
"Apparently a naughty little blond elf boy told them about Chatue Romani, a vintage milk drink for adults, possibly alcoholic... and they bought all of it!"
Outside Jimbo and his gang were asking Young Link how Chateau Romani is made.
"Okay dweeb! We have the milk! Now what?!" said Dolph.
"Well..." said Young Link but we never find the answer.
Homer goes to Moe's.
"Moe I need some milk!" said Homer.
Moe poured him a glass of white liquid. "This is either milk or paint taste it." said Moe.
Homer is about to but stops. "Wait a minute! I am not gonna drink paint! That's stupid! What happed to the code incase time travelling prohibitionists from the future break in, or when Wiggum wants a drink on duty?" said Homer. "Milk is either actual milk or code for a White Russian! Why are you serving paint?!"
"To poison customers who I don't think will pay up..." said Moe.
Homer screamed and ran out the pub.
He passed Guy incognito who shrugged and went inside the tavern.
Elsewhere we are on the third Shrek.
Shrek was now happily married to Fiona, Fiona's father was dying. On the plus sighed that bitch Fairy godmother was dead for being a bitch and not letting Shrek marry Fiona.
Oh and Justin Timberlake is in the movie!
Justin sang. Unfortunately he doesn't actually sing in any of his movies...
At home. Mozart Bart attacked Oscar with music sheets.
"Fear my semi-quavers, phillistine!" said Mozart Bart.
Bart winced at Mozart and Oscar.
"Bart help me!" Oscar cried being attacked by sheet music.
"Why?" Bart asked dryly.
"Because I'm lost in music!" said Oscar.
Bart winced.
"Why are you still in your toga..." he asked Oscar.
"Well it covers my legs more than my chiton does." said Greek Oscar being attacked by sheet music.
"Let's see if we cant jazz this story up a little. A little... pizazz..." Oscar smirked.
"Oz what are you-" Bart groaned.
Oscar sang a song about cheese.
Bart sighed frustrated.
Then there was a jive talking robot.
"The folks was freakin' man!"
Mozart winced.
Oscar clapped unleashing a powerful blast of wind that blew away the sheets of symphonies that were harassing him.
"Eat my pantaloons!" said Mozart Bart. He hopped into a portal back to the 18th century.
"Wait! Where's Ralph? I have to say goodbye to him!" said Oscar.
"Oz our friends went upstairs to sleep shortly after Dad went out to get some milk..." said Bart.
...
At home.
Marge needed the kids help with Maggie as she was still being clingy.
Marge sighed as Maggie was clinging onto her beehive hairdo.
"How about you look up a solution to Maggie's clinginess online?" Lisa asked.
"Oh I don't like bothering the internet..." said Marge.
"Come on its easy! We'll help you!" said Bart.
"Yeah, we'll help you surf!" said Hugo wearing a Hawaiian shirt, shorts and sunglasses holding a surf board.
"Not that kind of surfing... Hugo!" Bart groaned.
Oscar laughed.
Marge was strangely rubbish at using the computer despite the events of Marge Gamer.
"No Mom that's the start menu..." said Lisa.
"You've opened up word!" said Bart. "No don't click yes! Awwww you've saved it..."
"Mom no that's a pop up..." said Lisa.
"No! You've just bought a freezer!" said Bart.
"Don't click the cart! That buys it! You clicked the cart..." Lisa sighed.
"Fine you go on it if you think it's that easy!" Marge yelled. Lisa clicked and a website came up.
"Crie. What's that?" Marge asked.
"It's an acronym! It stands for... Creative Responses for Infant Edu-loving." said Lisa.
"Edu-loving?" Marge asked.
"Obviously Nigel Uno came up with the acronym and its backronym..." said Lisa. She was reading the website. "They help you to raise independent, self actualised children. The councillors can come any time morning, noon or night because they have no children of their own..."
"Oh good! I'll sign up right away!" Marge clicked something with the mouse.
"Mom you just bought another freezer..." said Bart.
"Well maybe I wanted another freezer!" Marge yelled.
"Yeah... um didn't you get used to this computer when you got addicted to Earthland Realms?" Oscar asked.
"Stop pointing out holes in my continuity!" Mart yelled.
"Address your continuity and cross reference older episodes then..." said Oscar.
Matt seethed.
"Chums! It's two past the witching hour! I need my eight hours of slumber!" said Martin waking up.
"Martin stop talking like a dork..." Bart sighed.
...
Homer was still out late trying to buy milk... I think they're milking this episode of this plot line...
("Not funny!" Bart whined at the narrator.)
Homer saw a sign to Shelbyville. He grimaced in disgust and decide no, he would not resort to asking Shelbyville for milk.
Then he saw a sign for Ogdenville milk. Homer screamed. "I hate them even more than Shelbyville! Aaaagh!"
Then he saw a sign that just said milk. He smiled hopeful. But it was an acronym for Mr T is the Lion King. I pity the fool who killed Mufasa!
Homer was confused by the sign.
Then he saw a milk truck head into a noisy neighbourhood. That neighbourhood was called Guidopolis. And it was very much like New Jersey. Aaaaaagh! It's the Jersey people! Run! Run for your lives!
"Eh?" Homer wondered what's was so bad about Jersey people. Then he saw two women arguing.
"You're muff cabbage!" A lady called another they violently scrapped. Homer cringed and drove away. "Muff cabbage!"
Then every man was like The Situation from those god awful Jersey Shores Geordie Shores crap! Note, do not let embarrassing accents and their communities have TV programmes... Ie Muscular and orange with heavy tan. Homer cringed even more.
Then the she beast Snooki appeared and tried to get in his car!
"Smoosh smoosh! Snooki want smoosh smoosh!" said Snooki sounding like a Snarf from Thundercats or something cartoony that talks in third person.
Homer screamed in terror and drove off back home.
Homer then went to Dairy World to get some milk.
"Dairy World!" said the talking cow fairy that kept getting lost in Hairy World and Scary World.
"Yes this is Dairy World..." said Timmy Turner.
Homer winced.
Bill the Waffleman was there too. He was fighting Powdered Toast Man from Ren and Stimpy.
"Okay... I'm outta here..." said Homer.
Back round the corner of the Kwik e Mart.
"Come on elf boy give us the recipe!" Jimbo got impatient with Young Link.
"I am not an elf! I am a Hylian! Humans in Hyrule just happen to have pointy ears..." said Young Link.
"Shut up dweeb!" said Kearney.
...
At home Marge finally got the kids to bed. She was tucking the boys in. Bart's room was cramped with Ralph and Milhouse sleeping over.
"Awwww... But we never got to finish re-enacting Animal House..." Bart sighed sleepily.
"That was what we were doing?! I just liked singing Lulu really loudly and wearing a toga!" said Oscar going to the bathroom to brush his teeth.
Marge sighed. "No it's time for bed now. Good night..." said Marge wearily.
"Mrs Simpson, I have a swimming pool in my pull ups..." Ralph whined that he had wet himself.
"Eeeeeew!" Bart and Milhouse whined.
Meanwhile Homer was in a bad neighbourhood. There were drug addicts and dangerous people everywhere.
"Oooohhhh... I guess it's over to the dark side of the force..." Homer sighed.
"Yes... good... good! Let the hate flow through you!" said Darth Sidious.
"You're not helping!" said Homer driving past.
Homer stopped at a bad neighbourhood kwik e mart and went inside. The shopkeeper was a roughneck too. He was annoyed by the outsider entering. "Grrrrr! What do you want?!"
"I was ho ho ho hoping t buy some m m milk!" Homer stammered.
"Fine! That's eight dollars..." said the roughneck shopkeeper. He gave Honer a bottle of milk that was grubby.
"Uh can I get it in a clean bottle?" Homer asked.
"Grrrrrr!" The shopkeeper wiped the milk bottle clean of smudges. "Here you go your majesty!" he said sarcastically.
Homer paid and left with his milk. But some roughnecks accosted him.
"Uh oh!" said Homer.
Plot 2
After commercial break Homer was still surrounded by the roughnecks.
"Uh what seems to be the problem fellas?" Homer Asked.
"We don't take kindly to strangers round here! Bonesaw! Throw him in truck!" said a roughneck.
A roughneck grabbed Homer and put him in an A Team type truck with flames painted on the sides. Inside the back compartment sat a gimp in a leather gimp mask.
"Oh hi! What do you do?" Homer asked the gimp as he was shut in.
Suddenly. "OH GOD! NO! AAAAAAAGH!" Homer screamed from within the truck. Being shut in didn't bother him it was what the gimp was doing.
...
Marge was up all night wondering where Homer got to. Eventually outside the truck Homer was bundled into through him out. "And here's your milk Princess! We had a good time tonight..." said a male voice seductively from the back compartment of the truck. Homer took his bottle of milk and ran home whimpering and scared.
He ran inside and upstairs to bed.
"Homer what's wrong?" Marge asked him.
"I don't want to talk about it..." said Homer.
...
Meanwhile Oscar, Bart and Martin still thought they were re-enacting Animal House/Jim Belushi and dancing to Lulu.
Lulu's You make me wanna shout blaring loudly.
"Toga! Toga! Toga!" Jim Belushi chanted.
"Kids turn off that music ant go to bed right now!" Marge yelled.
Oscar sighed and switched off his radio.
"Mmmmmmm... Jim Belushi..." said Homer.
Meanwhile Jimbo, Dolph and Kearney and Young Link got drunk on magic milk/ Chateau Romani and decided to use the remaining milk and mix it with mentos and lotto ticket shavings to make jet pack fuel.
"Does that even work?!" Young Link asked.
"Sorta..." said Jimbo. Apparently the Simpsons universe defies the laws of basic chemistry so that milk is jet fuel now.
Young Link winced.
...
The following day Bart was finding swear words in the bible with Milhouse again.
"There now we can say these swear words all the time and not get told off because they're in the bible." said Bart like last time before the dog Vader incident.
"Uh I don't think Leviticus is a swear..." said Milhouse.
"Shut the hell up! You damn ass whore!" Bart swore at him.
"Bart..." Marge called him.
"Uh oh." Bart put the bible away.
"Bart, I think something is wrong with your father..." said Marge coming in.
"I think so too Mom, I've been wondering about him for a while but he seems to have plateaued." said Bart making fun of Homer.
"Hmmmmm! That's not what I meant! Your father was spooked by something last night. I'm taking to the psychiatrist to help him talk about it." said Marge.
She left them in peace to find more swear words in the bible.
"Wanna make Santa's Little Helper into Darth Dog again?" Milhouse asked.
"Milhouse it's Dog Vader and no..." said Bart as they went downstairs to watch cartoons.
Oscar snuck out of his room in his pyjamas and stuffed Bart's Darth Vader helmet on the dog.
"We meet again young Skywalker... Obi Wan has taught you well!" Oscar made the helmet play using Bart's karaoke set to hack into it. Oscar giggled.
...
Marge took Homer to the psychiatrist but had to leave him to get a ticket.
"Homer, are you gonna be alright for a moment while I buy a parking ticket?" Marge asked.
"Sure... I feel better already..." said Homer.
"Hmmmm?" Marge sighed going off to get her parking ticket.
Homer saw a Tow truck driver preparing to tow a car away.
"Ooooh! Bad parking eh?" Homer engaged in small talk with him.
"Yup. Parked on a disabled bay with out a blue badge. I've gotta take this Swedish Meatball off to the impound lot in Guidopolis..." said the tow driver.
"You're from the New Jersey town?! But you're not crazy like them! No offence..." said Homer.
"None taken buddy. I guess everyone in Guidopolis and New Jersey is a little crazy..." said the tow truck driver. "I'm Louie by the way." He shook Homer's hand.
"I'm Homer J Simpson." said Homer. "Would you show me how your truck works..."
"Why sure!" Louie showed him how each part works.
"And when the hook is not in use you must always have it pointing out." said Louie.
"Why? What happens if I put it this way?" said Homer turning the hook to point inwards towards the truck.
Suddenly a car full of cartoon gays pulled up. "Hellooooo sailor!"
"Ooooooh! Who's the bear?"
"Hey gorgeous!" said the gay men one by one.
Homer screamed and put the hook to be facing outwards again.
"Oh spoilsport!" said the gay man driving and they drove off. Homer grimaced in disgust.
Marge then arrived relieved to find a Homer okay and happily chatting to someone.
"Look Marge! I made a friend!" said Homer.
"That's nice dear, now let's get to the psychiatrist. I hope your just as talkative to them.." said Marge taking Homer to see the psychiatrist.
...
Meanwhile just before she left Marge in tied the baby councillor from CRIE, She also could supervise older children so Marge left all the kids in her care once Milhouse and Ralph went home.
"You lot be good while I'm gone!" said Marge taking a Homer to the psychiatrist. The kids were left with a sour faced old lady with glasses, the boys didn't like her one bit. And Lisa found she was one of those new age, ignore a baby's cry as its just attention cry.
"But Ms Gerta! I really think Maggie is crying because she's got a wet diaper..." said Lisa.
"Oh no she's just celebrating her independence! If you go in there now she'll know that crying for support works." said Ms Gerta.
Maggie was crying.
"But Ms Gerta..." said Lisa.
"Oh you don't have to call me Ms Gerta anymore children." said Gerta the CRIE councillor.
"So you're not Gerta..." said Bart.
"No, in fact I'm not me at all..." said Gerta pulling off her face and hair as it was an elaborate mask.
She was actually Ms Botz in disguise! Dun dun dun!
"I'm baaaack!" said Ms Botz with a murderous leer.
"Yaaaaaaaaaaghhh! Ms Botz!" The Simpson kids screamed and ran off.
They ran off as Ms Botz laughed evilly. Lisa scooped up Maggie as they passed her.
"Ugh! Told ya she's wet!" said Lisa gagging. Bart tried not to smirk during this serious situation at Lisa disgusted by Maggie's wet diaper.
"Who is this Ms. Botz and why are we running from her?" Hugo asked.
"She's an evil babysitter Hugo. Goes by the alias the babysitter bandit! She ties kids up and robs their houses!" said Bart. "Wait a minute! Oscar, you're our secret weapon against her! Do your thing!"
"What thing?" Oscar asked.
"You know that thing that frightens Ms Botz..." said Bart.
"Dude! I'm not sticking my hands down my pants right now in front of everyone!" Oscar yelled.
"You've done that before when ever your Teddy bear sniffed your crotch..." said Bart.
...
Meanwhile up in Maggie's room Justin Timberwolf, an anthropomorphic Timberwolf was singing wolf themed Justin Timberlake songs!
"Oh god no!" Bart yelled at the fourth wall.
He was singing Sexy back. Because that song is so inappropriate! XD!
"Oz no!" Bart whined.
Elsewhere Homer was at the psychiatrist doing Rorschach tests. The first silhouette was a beautiful silhouette of a woman in the classic Play Bunny pose. Marge grumbled angrily.
"Um doc my wife doesn't like that silhouette. Haven't you got anything less attractive?" said Homer.
Marge grumbled slightly.
"Sure. These are for married patients." said the psychiatrist.
The Rorschach silhouette was the same again but the silhouette of a very fat woman.
Marge frowned slightly.
"Um my wife still doesn't like that one..." said Homer.
The psychiatrist sighed and put up a silhouette of Homer reclining in the same pose.
"Sheesh! You pose nude for a silhouette once, and it comes back to bite you!" said Homer.
Homer sat in the waiting room.
"Why are you here?" He asked Rich Texan/Shady.
"I have crippling Pogonophobia. Fear of beards and moustaches." said Rich Texan.
Jasper Beardly appeared glaring.
Rich Texan frightened of beards ran off screaming.
"um okay..." said Homer.
...
The Simpson kids, that's Bart, Lisa, Hugo, Maggie and their friend Oscar subdued Ms Botz again by concussing her with a baseball bat. They then dragged her unconscious across to the nearest dumpster, that Oscar had put rabid Clownjas in before hand, and dumped her in it.
"Oz..." Bart sighed extracting the angry Clownjas. They hissed and snapped.
"Well you know what they say... with great power, comes great responsibility." said Lisa as they walked home.
"Who said that?! I'll kill them with my power!" Oscar ranted angrily.
Uncle Ben of Uncle Ben's rice and sauces screamed and ran off dropping packets of rice.
Bart sweat dropped.
Meanwhile Homer told his new friend Louie he wanted to be a tow truck driver.
"That's sweet Bruh but un, I am rather busy right now. My girlfriend and mother are arguing..." said Louie.
"You're muff cabbage!"
"No you're muff cabbage!"
Homer winced and left the embarrassing Jersey people alone.
"Oh God! They're breeding with the Oompa Loompas!" Homer screamed when he saw the Situation.
"No! I'm the Situation. This is my fantastic tan." said The Situation bright orange.
"You look like a cheezit..." said Homer. Off brand American Wotsits.
"Shut up! You look like a walking banana!" The Situation retorted.
"Smoosh smoosh! Snooki want Smoosh Smoosh!" said Snooki.
"Why does she sound like a cross between the Snarfs from Thundercats and one of my cartoon monsters..." said Oscar.
"I don't know..." said Homer. But after this madness of tanning salons and aggressive orange people, he got a job as a tow truck driver. Oscar pranking him before he went off on a job, turned the hook inwards so he was chased by hundreds of gay men.
"Come back honey!" A gay man calls to him.
Homer screamed and put his foot on the accelerator and took off never to be seen again, by the gay men that is.
...
At home Oscar talked about Shrek 3 and its rampant gross out humour. Especially with the three baby ogres and the baby ogres in Shrek's nightmare.
There was suddenly a cute lit green swamp ogre with a big round nose.
"He's funny looking." said Oscar.
The baby ogre projectile vomited on him sending him flying from a high pressure stream of green vomit.
"This movie is hilarious!" said the writers of Meet the Spartans. Yes you would say that with your disgusting gross out humour!
"Hey! Lay off them omnipotent narrator!" Oscar covered in puke said sharply to the fourth wall. Sure thing boy who likes tugging at his teddy bear's snot...
"I'm outta here..." Bart groaned, walking about the area outside Shrek's house. However he fell into the mud jacuzzi, splat! "Ugh! Mucky muck!" He groaned covered in mud.
the baby swamp ogre grinned and ran and dive bombed into the mud jacuzzi.
"Well obviously Oscar would love this film for it's nauseating gross out humour and very little plot..." said Lisa.
"There is a plot! It's just that the ugly characters and contestant gross out gags are really distracting..." said Oscar.
"What are you doing in my swamp?!" Shrek yelled.
"I'm here for the Justin Timberlake cameo." said Oscar.
"I'm here for the memes..." Bart covered in mud smirked.
"I got dragged along..." Lisa sighed.
...
Meanwhile Homer abused his power as a Tow Truck driver, as I expected he would and annoyed everyone. And Louie was strangely extremely territorial over his patch and Buffalo Bill in homicidal tendencies. He kidnaps rival tow truck drivers who intrude on his patch and imprisons them in his basement.
"It puts the lotion on its skin..." he said locking the prisoners up.
"We have to get outta here!" said a worried Tow Truck driver.
"You think we haven't tried?!" said another.
"Let's all talk about Shrek 3..." said another. "Once there was a hilarious ogre called Shrek 3... He lived in the medieval times but said modern day things!"
...
Bart rode his bike home one night with a basket attached to the front and riding in the basket was Hans Moleman in a blanket.
"ET phone home..." said Hans Moleman.
"No... ET no phone home..." Bart groaned.
At Moe's Moe triggered Homer by serving him because of his tow money, a lobster-politan. A Cosmopolitan with lobster meat in it.
"Pinchy!" Homer screamed and cried.
"Oh look what you did Moe!" Lenny told off Moe.
"Take that you Tow-Tolitarian!" Sideshow Mel broke a bar stool over Homer.
"Hey! Jokes about totalitarianism are not funny!" Krusty yelled. "Stalin put my grandmother in a forced labour camp for twenty years!"
"I'm sorry for my ignorance!" Mel apologised.
Plot 3
At home Oscar poured glue on the floor.
Bart walked into it and got stuck. He pulled at the glue with cartoonish stretchy sounds.
"YOU FILTHY SWINE! I WILL KILL YOU!" He yelled struggling.
"SILENCE! I KILL YOU!" Achmed the dead terrorist yelled.
"Yes they do sound a like..." said Oscar.
Bart grunted as he tugged at the gooey glue.
"Bart can you not struggle so much... you're triggering my stuck in goo fetish..." Oscar grianed getting aroused.
Elsewhere Homer's New Jersey Tow Truck friend gave the cars funny names.
"Hebrew Canoe" There were orthodox Jews in those black hats with dreadlocks driving a canoe...
"Oy vey.." they mumbled.
'Spam can."
"I DON'T LIKE SPAM!" Oscar dressed in drag screamed.
Louie was baffled.
"Rust bucket." said Louie as a banged up, rusty vehicle coughed and spluttered from it's worn out engine as it plodded slowly up the road.
"Now he's got super powers, he's no ordinary kid! Ben 10!" Oscar sang the Ben 10 theme.
Anyway Homer wanted to be a Tow truck driver and be a prick to everyone.
Louie had one rule. Stay out of his turf. Otherwise he keeps you in his basement like Buffalo Bill. However he had this funny violent threat.
"If I catch you on my turf, I'll rip off your head,"
"Coooool!" said Oscar.
"vomit down your neck,"
"Eeeeeeeew!" Oscar groaned in disgust.
"pull out your heart," Louie continued.
"Kali maaaaaaaaa! Kali maaaaaa! Kali maaaaaaaa!" Oscar yelled.
Homer slapped him upside the head.
"Great parenting..."
"show it to your head, then shove 'em both down your neck hole, to which I previously alluded." Louie finished his threat.
"I think I saw that happen when I played Mortal Kombat Armageddon..." saud Oscar grimacing in disgust.
...
At home, the kitchen. Marge was annoyed Homer got another stupid, spur of the moment job. "Hmmmmm..."
Also she was very concerned Maggie was going out at night and riding the dog celebrating her independence.
"Can't we just accept this as the new normal?" Homer whined.
"There's a 500-pound cartoon baby dinosaur chewing on my kitchen table. It's not normal." Marge yelled.
Dino, Oscar's pet cartoon dinosaur that resembles a baby Chomby was chewing the table leg.
"Oscar! Stop him!" Marge yelled.
"No boy! Don't make me get the squirt bottle!" Oscar shooed Dino away from the table legs.
Dino, the baby Chomby yapped annoyed and scampered off to his bed.
"Lotta maintenance keeping a pet dinosaur..." said Oscar.
"And this weird thing Matt is animating of Maggie going out at night!" Marge ranted.
"Marge Maggie is just celebrating her independence." said Gertrude the C.R.I.E nanny.
"Gertrude! Independence means certain death for a vulnerable baby!" Marge yelled.
Gertrude/Gerta sighed.
Elsewhere Maggie's plushie Justin Timberwolf danced for Bringing Sexy Back. Until of Course Dudley Puppy and the rest of TUFF took him back because he was a character in their show!
"Hmmph!" said Dudley taking him.
Homer annoyed everyone by towing their cars.
"Hey I can't walk home in this neighbourhood! I have jewellery!" Rich Texan whined as his car was towed away because Homer deemed it was parked illegally.
And Oscar was being silly again...
In the backyard he summoned a bull grizzly playing a mandolin. It played Misirlou, that Mexican action music from Pulp Fiction.
Bart winced.
Then he summoned Tommy Wiseau!
"Oh hi Mark!"
"You're tearing me apart Lisa!"
Lisa winced.
Then he made it rain steam locomotive trains...
Bart sheltered in the house as steam trains plummeted out of the sky...
...
Later.
"Yogurt's not a murder weapon. Holistic medicine has a place in the law, and patients have a right to choose their own treatment." Lisa ranted. Mmmmmm medical yoghurt...
"When it's based on science and not voodoo." Hugo snapped.
Lisa seethed.
"You want to see some hocus-pocus? Check out Dr. Demento's website." said Oscar.
Hugo and Bart did.
"Most of his website is just pictures of me with X pupils and knives stabbed in my forehead..." said Bart unnerved.
"Yeah we get it, he hates you..." said Oscar.
Elsewhere Maggie's night time journeys reach it's logical conclusion. She can't walk so she fell on her back like a stuck tortoise. Maggie wriggled helpless and cried.
Luckily Springfield doesn't have any child murderers.
And Luckily Chief Wiggum brought her home.
C.R.I.E? That bungus?" said Wiggum.
"Hugs are drugs!" said Gertrude.
"Get out!" Oscar yelled.
Gertrude left.
The next day, before school.
"Hey, Oz, it's time to get going." said Hugo.
"Huh?" Oscar asked.
"The school bus is here. We all have to go to school until we're 18..." said Hugo.
Bart frowned at Hugo and pulled a face at him.
They leave to get on the bus, Oscar stops to turn the hook on Homer's tow truck around to attract gay men again.
"Oooooooh! He's available babes!" said a gay man driving a convertible with his friends coming along for a ride.
Oscar smirked.
"Oz hurry up..." said Hugo.
Oscar groaned and followed Hugo onto the school bus.