I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings And so everything in season 19 is summed up in this not quite season finale. Seriously it only the fifth episode and already we're getting episodes referring to each other! Lisa is made student of the millennium, However Homer turns up far too early wearing Maggie as a tie and Justin Timberwolf returns!
Plot
The chalkboard gag is "I am not a FDIC insured bank."
The couch gag is the Simpsons sitting down on the couch but the camera pans out into Maggie's room as the couch was in a dollhouse. Maggie grabs the Homer doll and sticks him head first in her mouth and sucks him like a pacifier.
The episode starts with someone doing up a bow tie while Marge is humming. The camera pans out to reveal Marge is putting a bow tie on Bart as he is dressed up nicely to go somewhere.
Homer comes in.
"Wow! Someone is looking smart!" said Homer.
"I have to look smart tomorrow." said Bart.
"Homer don't you remember what we're doing tomorrow?" Marge explained as she combed Bart's spikes.
"No..." said Homer. He spoke to his brain. Think think think!
We are gonna over board with Winnie the pooh and Omni-man gags later with this...
Huh uh! I'm not doing any thinking! It's my day off! said Homer's Brain.
"But you have to! It's your job!" said Homer out loud.
"Nah Uh! Screw you, ya on your own!" said Homer's Brain.
"Why you little!" Homer tried strangling his head somehow.
"Homer! Lisa won student of the millennium! We're all going to see her get her award!" said Marge.
"Otherwise we'll have to wait another thousand years..." said Oscar.
Lisa came in. "Well the millennium has just started but it's mine! Hehehe!" Lisa giggled feeling proud of herself.
"No it's not. It's been seven years since the start of the millennium! I remember that night clearly..." said Oscar.
We flashback to Treehouse of Horror X Life's a Glitch, Then You Die. The Simpsons and guests such as Barney, Grampa etc were all watching TV on the couch.
Troy McClure was on TV interviewing a band after they played.
"And that was another rocking hit from WhiteSnake." said Troy McClure.
"We're not WhiteSnake man! We're Poison!" said a band member.
"I thought we were Quiet Riot..." said his band mate.
"These drums say we're Raff!" said the drummer of the band.
"And then..." Oscar explained as the flashback faded to the scenes of devastation caused by the millennium bug turning machines evil and wrecking the place.
Lisa was speechless after the flashback ended. "Quiet you!" She couldn't manage a retort other than shut up...
"Homer this is important! You've missed so many important moments in our children's lives already!" said Marge.
"Oh yeah?! Name twelve!" said Homer.
"Well there was my Soapbox derby, picking me up from the airport..." said Bart.
"And the parent and kid school dance that you bought up when you were still an opera singer a few weeks ago!" said Lisa.
There is another flashback. Lisa is at a school dance humiliated as she dances with Skinner.
"Lisa as a quasi-mock father figure substitute I am authorised to make conversation." said Skinner.
"Just dance..." Lisa sighed.
The flashback ended.
"So that finally happened..." said Bart. "Must have been sometime before that episode Dad became a tow truck driver..." said Bart.
"Oh that was funny! Homer was so wasted that night!" Oscar giggled.
"Hmmmmm... Homer you have to promise me you will attend this event on time without causing embarrassment and sober!" said Marge.
"Judge Sober or Irish Sober?" Homer asked.
"Sober!" Marge yelled.
"O.5..." said Homer.
No! Not a drop!" said Marge.
"O.5!" Homer insisted.
"Fine..." said Marge.
Homer got out a glass of beer and a wooden ruler from his nightstand.
Marge groaned annoyed.
Like canon she has finished combing Bart's spikes. "Okay you can go now Bart. Hugo! Hugo..." She called Hugo to have his spikes combed.
Hugo growled in garbled gibberish annoyed while running about on all fours while dressed up in a blue blazer and shorts and white shirt with a bow tie like Bart's.
"Yes, yes... I know you hate having your hair combed..." Marge sighed to Hugo. He sat there reluctantly as she combed his spikes.
...
The next morning Homer woke up very early already dressed.
"Must attend Lisa's award ceremony... must not disappoint Marge..." said Homer. He went to Maggie's room and wore her as his neck tie with her arms tied around his neck. Then he sniffed himself and splashed milk on himself thinking it was aftershave.
"There now to get going..." said Homer. He put Maggie in her car seat and drove off to the school.
"Oh! I'm gonna be so early! Oh an accident! Let's stop to look!" said Homer.
There was a road accident with a car tipped over but everyone was fine and exchanging insurance details.
"D'oooooooh! Everyone's fine..." Homer whined wanting to see some fatalities.
He arrived at Springfield Elementary and sat in the hall with Maggie.
"Gonna make it, gonna make it..." Homer took a seat in the empty assembly hall.
"Wow! I'm twelve hours early! Just enough time to write my Superman novel!" said Homer. He got out a pen and an A4 pad of paper and began writing.
"Chapter one. Make way for Superman! said Superman while punching everyone at the coffee bean." said Homer writing a strange story. "Kneel before Zod! bellowed Zod as he received an atomic punch from Superman!" Homer wrote some more. "Oh hi Neal! said Superman in a friendly manner towards him thinking his name was Neal..." Homer kept writing.
Soon Morning assembly started as students came in and sat down.
"Oh, man, they just keep kicking off awards season earlier and earlier." Jimbo groaned.
"Yeah, the whole thing is just a scam to sell ad space in the school paper." said Dolph.
"That's the place that did both my Grandmas." said Kearney.
"I did both your grandmas." Dolph teased him.
"Shut up!" Kearney punched him.
"Dolph that was just gross!" said Jimbo.
"Hey check it out! Some kid's dad is here writing a stupid story!" said Jimbo to his friends.
"It's not stupid! It's awesome!" said Homer offended. He continued writing.
"Hey aren't you Bart's dad?!" Kearney asked him.
"Maybe..." said Homer.
"Dude, the award ceremony doesn't start till seven o clock tonight..." said Jimbo.
Homer screamed. "I thought it was seven this morning!"
Everyone laughed at him.
Homer wanted the ground to swallow him up.
Elsewhere Ralph ran to the toilets desperately.
"Gonna make it! Gonna make...(Trickling) Oh dear! My pants are crying again..." He wet himself.
Skinner walked past talking to Superintendent Chalmers about Groundskeeper Willie.
"Willie. He'll buy beer for you, but he'll make you drink it with him."
Yeah never try to drink a Scotsman under the table.
Chalmers sighed bored.
A woodpecker was annoying Ace, the vampire kid.
"Ow! Enough of the pecking already!" Ace yelled.
Ralph waited outside the toilets groaning as there was no point going in, he already wet himself. He should probably go and see the school nurse.
Milhouse arrived.
"You're late..." said Ralph in a sharper tone than his usual cheerful self.
"Sorry master." Milhouse stammered.
They both absconded from school for some reason!
The woodpecker was still pecking Ace.
"Ow! Quit it!"
In the assembly hall kids were still laughing at Homer.
He whimpered and curled up.
At the school front steps as Milhouse and Ralph leave and are chased by Leopold the scary truancy Officer.
"Come 'ere!"
Well nearby lurked Justin Timberwolf. Maggie's Wolf plushie that's also a character in the Nickelodeon cartoon Tuff Puppy.
"Howl me a river! Aroooooooo! Howl me a riveeeeeer! Howl me a river!" And so on as he sang silly wolf versions of Justin Timberlake songs...
"Also that song is boss music from one of those times I was exterminating lame cartoons ie The Family Ness etc." said Dark Oscar carrying an extravagant ray gun plasma rifle of some kind.
Justin Timberwolf was still singing when Dudley Puppy and Kitty arrived.
"Hi Gee Gee!" Dudley said his dumb catchphrase.
...
Shortly after Homer had gone with Maggie Marge woke up drowsy to feed Maggie but was horrified to find her missing! "Nyaaaaaagh!" she screamed.
She quickly woke up the kids.
"Nnnngh... Mom it's way to early to get up for school..." Bart groaned.
"Oh quit whining! Your baby sister is missing!" said Marge.
"Something happened to Maggie?!" Bart woke with a start.
"We better check the security cameras in her room..." said Lisa. Why she needs security cameras I don't know...
The family watched the security cameras in fast motion. Bart smirked when a squirrel got in and Maggie played with it. Then they found out what happened to Maggie about six in the morning.
Homer wearily went in her room fully dressed muttering about himself installing a vanity room to get ready in and he put Maggie on as a work tie tying her arms around his neck. Bart chucked at this. Then Homer put milk on himself thinking it was aftershave. Lisa started smirking.
Then Homer said something that answered is weird behaviour.
"Must get to Lisa's award ceremony... everyone sure is quiet... oh well. Let's go surprisingly heavy and smelly tie..." said Homer. He went.
Marge shut off the tape recording.
"Oh no! He must have thought the awards ceremony was at seven in the morning! Not seven tonight!" said Marge.
"Is Dad really that dumb?!" Lisa asked.
"I wouldn't put it past him Lis..." said Bart.
"We better find him and get him home! He'll miss work and embarrass himself!" said Marge.
"We better wake Hugo up as well. He's still sleeping..." said Lisa.
Snoring rang out from the open attic hatch.
Bart winced. "Yeah you wake him, I'll wake up Oscar."
Oscar was fast asleep hugging Teddy, his living teddy bear creature.
Bart held his nose until he woke up spluttering.
"What?!"
"Homeboy's ran off with Maggie. Get dressed." said Bart.
Oscar groaned as he stretched and got up.
He rubbed the sleep out of his eyes and took his blood sugar level with his blood level checking gadget. it chimed a warning his blood sugar level was dangerously low. Oscar has diabetes, the kind where he needs to take insulin or eat lots of sugar.
...
Meanwhile at Springfield bank Dwight Diddlehopper was planning a bank robbery.
Everyone in a long queue was annoyed because Crazy Old Jewish Guy was too busy chatting to the bank staff at the booths.
"Such long queues... Oh well at least I have time to be with my thoughts..." Sideshow Mel said to himself.
"Ugh that old guy isn't even making a withdrawal! He's just talking to the clerks!" Krusty groaned.
"Ah I remember when this place was an abandoned theatre. Then before that, a theatre..." said Crazy Old Jewish Man.
Dwight sighed.
His partner with long hippy hair arrived.
"I told you John! We rob separate banks! Now everyone's gonna think we're a couple..." Dwight sighed.
John holding a guitar case with a gun inside sighed.
"Ooooh! come on you sack of crap!" said Agnes to Crazy old Jewish man.
"And then the sodas were so huge..." said Crazy old Jewish man.
Dwight the bank robber sighed.
As for Snake? Well...
"I am robbing Apu today." said Snake Jailbird holding Apu at gun point.
Apu sighed.
At another booth was an obscured man in a trench coat and hat. Ie two kids on each other's shoulders.
"Hello! My name is Mr Burns!" said the 'man' in a silly voice. "I would like to make a withdrawal."
"Okay Mr Burns. Can you tell me your first name please?" said the man working at the booth.
The Trench coat man paused confused and was fidgeting. "I don't know."
Outside the bank sometime later sat Milhouse and Ralph with their disguise.
"Oh really great idea Ralph..." said Milhouse.
"You be quiet!" Ralph told him off.
"Yes sir." said Milhouse.
"Hi kids." said Graggle walking about naked!
Milhouse covered his eyes in disgust.
Plot 2
Marge was hurrying the kids up at breakfast.
"Come on! Chew! Chew! Swallow!"
"Chew! Chew! Chew!" said the lesbian storybook reader from the town library to Maggie as she ate her baby food.
"How do you you know she's a lesbian, Oz..." Hugo sighed.
"The rainbow suspenders holding up her pants make it painfully obvious..." said Oscar.
Bart choked on a grape.
"There's no time to choke!" Marge squeezed him till he spat out the grape and it went flying into Teddy's mouth and he ate it.
Oscar was reading a comic.
"Oscar stop reading that comic and eat your cereal!" said Marge to Oscar.
"Looking good Mrs S!" said Roy from the Poochie episode and Brother Simpson.
Bart rolled his eyes as he ate grapes.
"I can't stop to chat Roy we're in a hurry." said Marge.
Then Justin Timberwolf came in singing and howling because he is a wolf. A person wolf but a wolf nonetheless.
"Oz no..." Bart groaned.
Oscar laughed.
Then Gamblor came in wearing an apron cleaning.
"No Oz!" Bart raised his voice slightly.
Then Hoju the homosexual Jew came in mincing about. (A cartoonishly gay rabbi walked in basically)
"Oz get those characters out of here now!" Bart yelled.
"Bart no shouting at the breakfast table!" Marge told him off.
Marge then brushed Bart and Lisa's teeth at once with a big brush.
"I need to spit." said Bart.
"You can spit in the car." said Marge.
She dressed them in a hurry. Again they ended up in the wrong clothes. Bart in Lisa's dress etc.
"I'm comfortable like this..." Bart smirked being creepy.
"No you're not..." said Lisa.
...
At the bank Dwight was having idle conversation about Dr Kevorkian.
"I need Dr Kevorkian..." said Al from Married With Children.
Dwight winced.
"Well you know where all doctor's are... probably playing golf!" said a long haired guy with a guitar case who I explained earlier was his partner in crime, John. Dwight laughed with him over the gag.
We cut to Dr Hibbert playing Golf.
"Now that's just not true!" said Dr Hibbert.
Crazy Old Jewish Man was still chatting to the clerks.
A couple of Ape men from Planet of the Apes stood in the queue looking very bored.
Suddenly at the bank Dwight took out a handgun and shot it into the air to scare people. People screamed and took cover.
"Everyone get down and don't make a sound! This is a bank robbery!" yelled Dwight.
Everyone was frightened.
"I don't wanna die!" Kirk whimpered.
"I am also committing a bank robbery!" said the long haired guy pulling a shotgun out of his guitar case. "Not a different robbery, the same one!" He stood near Dwight.
"Oh great... a partnership..." said Krusty.
"We're not partners..." said Dwight.
"Yes we are!" said long haired guy.
"Will you shut up?!" Dwight told him off.
"Oh look! We're being robbed by Johnny and Clyde!" Agnes Skinner made a joke and cackled.
Dwight scared her into being quiet and fired his gun into the air. "Shut up! Nobody try to be funny!" he yelled.
"But that's my job! And I'm not very good at it..." Krusty groaned.
"Okay wise guy! One more word out of you and you're dead!" said Dwight pointing his gun at Krusty.
Krusty decided it was best to keep his mouth shut.
Moleman tried to activate the panic alarm.
"Don't even think about it!" shouted Dwight as he shot the panic alarm button thinking that would disable it. But that set the alarms off. "Damn it!"
"Ooooooh! That sound hurts my ears..." Moleman groaned.
...
Earlier as Homer was driving to Lisa's award ceremony far too early. "I've got to get to that ceremony! By God! I've got to get to Lisa's Ceremony!" said Homer thinking he was very late.
In Marge's timeline. She's got everyone dressed and in the car for school.
"We've got to rescue Maggie! By God we've got to rescue Maggie!" said Marge. Marge be not proud reference! Hehehe!
"Please don't remind me of that time..." Bart groaned.
Oscar stuck his tongue out at him.
Bart retaliated by pulling his Peptic Ulcer man face with his lower teeth biting his upper lip gurn at him.
Marge pulled up at the school.
"Hey Mrs S!" said Otto as she pulled up.
"No time to chat Otto! Hurry kids!" Marge replied as she took the kids inside the school to find Homer and Maggie.
Hugo followed running on all fours like a dog.
They ran down the hall as in a 24 style panel Homer is writing his Superman novel.
Marge and the kids bursted into assembly to find all the kids laughing at Homer. Maggie was sitting on one of the seats.
"Pee yew! Someone stinks of baby's milk!" said Nelson.
"Hey look a baby!" said Milhouse pointing to Maggie. After getting kicked out of the bank he went back to school with Ralph.
"Quiet you!" said Ralph.
Maggie was sucking her pacifier.
Everyone was still laughing at Homer. He was humiliated.
"Oh poor Homie..." said Marge.
"Poor us! Our friends will not let us live this down!" said Bart.
"Hey Bart! Your dad can't tell the time! What next? He turns up late tonight?" said Jimbo taunting Bart.
"Nah he'll probably turn up next millennium!" Dolph said laughing.
"Maybe Mr Simpson wants to join us for morning maths!" said Kearney.
Bart was mortified.
Hugo was hungry. "Fish heads..."
Lisa was embarrassed but annoyed too.
...
At home the Simpson kids were embarrassed because of Homer.
"Now dear, the award ceremony is on at seven tonight! Tonight Homie, do you understand?" said Marge.
"Yes dear. I don't know what happened, I was so anxious to make you all happy I just got up and got ready. I was dead tired though, might explain why I took Maggie with me..." said Homer.
Marge sighed. I have been hard on him lately.
"Ugh! So you try to do the right thing and still manage to embarrass me!" Lisa was annoyed.
"Hey back off! This isn't your Dad's fault! You made him so stressed making sure he turned up to your awards ceremony he turned up twelve hours early!" said Oscar scolding Lisa.
Lisa frowned at Oscar.
"Well at least I got my Superman novel started." said Homer but no one was interested in that.
"This is more humiliating than when Hugo has fleas!" Lisa ranted.
Hugo was scratching himself like a dog because he had fleas.
"Lis if you want to help put the news on. There's been a bank robbery. It's serious..." said Bart.
Lisa tutted and put the news on. Kent was outside the bank with a news team. He explained there was a hostage situation in there.
Inside the bank.
"Aaaaagh! Mother- is anyone else a dye pack?! Put you hand up now and say so and I won't shoot you..." said Dwight covered in blue dye that stung apparently.
"I'm a dye pack..." said Hans Moleman stupidly. Dwight promptly shot him dead. He'll be back, he's been through worse...
"Ooooooh! Actually I thought you asked if I was diabetic..." Moleman groaned.
At the Simpsons.
"A bank robbery with hostages! This is a job for..." said Oscar.
"Stretchdude and Clobbergirl!" said Bart and Lisa turning into their superhero forms. Bart stretched out of a window and retracted his bottom half with him. Lisa ran through a wall leaving a Lisa shaped hole.
"I really wish she'd use a door..." Marge sighed.
"Aren't you gonna help?" Oscar asked Hugo.
"Nuh uh. I don't save people! I just want the world by any means necessary... but particularly by mad science..." said Hugo with an evil grin.
Oscar winced.
Hugo is mixing green glowing chemicals in test tubes.
...
Dwight was on the phone making demands to the cops for things. Mainly money and no more dye packs.
A dye pack exploded on him.
"Mother Fu-!"
"Oh my god! A Smurf with a gun! Lewis's dad yelled.
Richard's dad winced.
"We should start going to Moe's together." said Lewis's dad.
Suddenly Stretchdude and ClobberGirl bursted in.
"The jig is up Dwight!" said Lisa as Clobbergirl.
"My what big eyes you have!" said Bart as Stretchdude.
"Shut up! Stop talking about my eyes!" Dwight yelled shooting the ceiling.
His partner panicked. "Superheroes?! I didn't prepare for this! I'm outta here! You're on your own Dwight! Aaaaaaagh!" The long haired guy ran away.
"Your partner's gone Dwight. Game over..." said Stretchdude.
"He's not my partner!" Dwight shot at him but Stretchdude morphed, split himself apart and oozed about to dodge the bullets. "Whoops! Missed me!"
Dwight ran out of ammunition. He growled and threw his gun away.
Stretchdude took this as a cue that he was disarmed and tied him up with his own rubbery body. A victorious jingle played as the scene transitioned.
Meanwhile Superman went to a bistro. He punched people out of the way rudely.
"Out of the way!" He punched people out of the way,
"Kneel before Zod!" Zod yelled.
Mr Mxyzptlk was sat at a table drinking tea. It was the Gilbert Gottfried version, not the comic book version.
"Hey watch it! said Lex Luthor annoyed at Superman.
Elsewhere Hugo was in the attic performing mad science experiments.
He was mixing chemicals from separate test tubes into a flask. It blew up on him burning his clothes and covering him in soot.
"Oops!" He sighed as the mixture was wrong.
He sighed and wiped the soot off of his face with a grubby old towel.
"Noooo! Stay grubby when Lisa gets home so she gets offended!' said Oscar.
Hugo winced.
...
The cops arrested Dwight.
"You have the right to remain silent yada yada yada... I don't suppose you have anything to say anyway..." said Wiggum handcuffing Dwight.
"Oh I have one thing to say to Retch dude and Slobber girl, whoever you brats are!" Dwight yelled. "You haven't seen the last of me! Mark my words! When I get out of jail I will find you and wherever you live! You'll pay for this you little pyjama clad brats! Lemme go!" The cops took Dwight away.
Bart looked at his Stretchdude outfit. "These are not pyjamas... they're my super hero costume..."
"Also in canon Mom was caught up in the bank robbery..." said Lisa. Well this ain't canon now Clobbergirl!
"That's pretty ob narrator with all your stupid original characters gawking at us..." said Bart.
Bill the waffleman was eating a waffle while staring at them. Okra Winfrey was brandishing asparagus nunchucks, Hoju the homosexual Jew was wearing a pink feather boa...
Stretchdude sighed.
At home Bart and Lisa came in with a victorious version of the Stretchdude and Clobbergirl leitmotif playing.
"Oh my babies!" Marge hugged and kissed them.
"Moooooom!" Bart groaned as she kissed him.
Lisa blushed.
Eventually she let them go,
"Well we saved the day yet again!" said Lisa as Clobbergirl.
"Yeah but we didn't get a reward..." Bart groaned.
"Bart superheroes don't work for a reward! They help because it's the right thing to do. Saving the day is their reward!" said Lisa.
"If you ask me, superheroes are suckers if hey don't ask for a wage at least..." said Homer.
"Homer! Stop saying that word!" Marge told Homer off.
"He's got a point though, I ain't going alien anymore and saving people if you don't pay me..." said Ben Tennyson.
"I wonder if we should be worried if Dwight breaks out of prison..." said Bart.
"Bart we've dealt with Sideshow Bob breaking out of prison countless times, and we always foil his plans! I wouldn't worry..." said Lisa.
"I hope you're right..." said Bart.
Plot 3
Something was on Marge's mind.
"Sweetheart, what's wrong?" Homer could tell something was bothering Marge.
"I promised that bank robber that I'd visit him in jail, but I just can't do it." said Marge.
"You don't owe him anything. Moe was in the hospital for three weeks, and I didn't visit him once." said Homer.
"You said you visited him every night." Marge said annoyed.
"Moe the tavern, not Moe the person." said Homer.
"Well, promises mean more to me." said Marge. "And shame on you! Moe is your friend!"
Homer sighed.
"You weren't even there! We were going to the school to pick up Homer..." said Oscar.
"Um this was another bank robbery that happened um last week..." said Marge.
"Uh Huh..." said Oscar. He saw Dwight on TV. He has big eyes...
"His eyes are so buggy. They creep me out!" said Oscar.
Marge sighed giving him a disappointed look.
"Dad haven't you forgotten something..." Lisa sighed.
"It's bacon day?" Homer asked.
"No..." said Lisa.
"Marge, is it our anniversary?" Homer asked.
"No!" said Marge.
"Okay brain, think, think..." said Homer to his brain.
"Think, think, think..." said Winnie the Pooh thinking in deep thought.
"Think Homer! Think!" said Omni-Man to Homer who was lying on the floor bruised and bloody.
"Why is there an Invincible comic meme..." Bart sighed.
Oscar laughed.
"Dad it is is the Student of the millennium awards tonight! And I am receiving my award!" said Lisa.
"Oh I hope Robbie Williams sings Millennium like he did back in the new millennium!" said Oscar.
Bart winced at him.
Homer sighed and got ready.
...
"You're going to visit him, no excuses. Ooh! Shlomo's Judaica is having a blowout on dreidels." said Krusty as he is the Jewish character. I have no idea why Marge would be interested in dreidels...
Luke Perry did not get a visit from Krusty, his half brother because Krusty was distracted by a sale on dreidels.
Luke with his face still smashed up sighed.
Krusty went to the Jewish store Shlomo where Jurkle, Oscar's Jewish friend and Kyle from South Park were browsing.
"Ooooooh! this one has Hebrew numbers on it!" said Jurkle.
"Feh..." Krusty sighed.
Mr Teeny hooted and screeched.
"I'll get you a banana later Mr Teeny!" said Krusty.
Marge was distracted by apple picking as that's something that would interest her. Oscar winces at the thought of her buying dreidels...
She wore a stupid red apple hat and enraged Banana Man who mistook her for one of Apple Man's henchmen or henchwomen.
"Oh no she's been brainwashed by Apple Man!" said Banana Man.
Oscar chuckled while reading British comics...
She also found an Irish policeman picking apples with Shaggy Rogers and Scooby Doo.
"Oh why do I sarcastically say things in jest at things I don't believe in..." the Irish policeman sighed.
Scooby did his distinctive laugh.
Marge looked exasperated.
"Afternoon Marge." said Apple Man.
Marge then changed all the light bulbs.
Lisa suspected she was avoiding something or someone.
Marge laughed sheepishly.
Later Oscar and Banana Man made her go banana picking.
"Because Apple Man is a bad guy like Creamface and Blight..." said Oscar.
"Oz, we don't read British comics over here..." Bart groaned.
"Damn your blond Dennis!" Oscar yelled.
Bart winced.
Mr Teeny came with them because he is a chimp and likes bananas...
...
At home.
"We now return to. A Kiss Before Frying." Marge was watching a film about a guy getting the electric chair. It made her feel bad about breaking her promise to see Dwight.
"It's almost midnight. They'll be coming soon, Johnny. Coming to take you to the electric chair." said a priest to a criminal.
"I ain't afraid of old sparky, the hot seat, the kilowatt couch, the death davenport, the electric lap, the crook cooker, the scorch stool! I ain't afraid, see?" said the Johnny.
"No, Johnny, I don't see. You're going straight to hell, you know." said the priest. Eep!
"I ain't afraid, 'cause my sainted Ma is comin' to visit before I go. And when I sit down on the jolt throne, I'll be lookin' into Ma's sweet face as my tongue explodes in my mouth and the goo boils in my eyes." said Johnny. Eeeeeew!
"Mom... I don't think Oscar should be watching this..." said Lisa.
"Sssshhhh! I wanna see his eyeballs melt..." said Oscar.
Marge sighed and and changed the channel until something pleasant was on.
Oscar groaned.
In prison there were Shawshank Redemption references and Snake made fun of Dwight's eyes.
"Dude your eyes are so buggy..." said Snake.
"Hey! Stop going on about my eyes!" said Dwight who has huge eyes...
Ice Pick sighed. "Will you two quit arguing?!"
"Sorry..." said Snake and Dwight.
Then Morgan Freeman narrated.
"I wish I could tell you the monopoly guy put up a good fight..." Yes the monopoly guy was in the prison...
He got beaten up though by inmates.
"I'm not gonna count to three, I'm not even gonna count to one. You will shut the fuck up or I'll sing you a lullaby!" Captain Holiday yelled at some inmates.
"Please do. I'd like that." said Baby Oscar, he was there to give a snarky remark.
Captain Holiday did not know how to respond.
"Shut up!"
Later Dwight made like Shawshank Redemption and escaped through the sewage pipe.
When he saw there was a clean pipe for expelling water so he didn't need to escape through the poop waste pipe he cursed.
"Damn it!"
...
The Police I'll be watching you played as Dwight spied on Marge.
She was flying kites with the kids. Dwight was clinging to one to covertly watch her.
"I'll fly the red kite, Morpheus..." Oscar was pretending go be Neo again to Milhouse because of his blue kite and red kite...
Milhouse sighed.
Marge was then at a sports game. Dwight was watching her as he could be seen on the jumbo cam screen.
"Marty that guy in the crowd has some serious bug eyes..." said the commentator.
"Seriously! Enough about my freakishly huge eyes!" Dwight yelled.