One Wish genie 2
Note: This is a sequel to one of my stories that already exists
Jimbo and Ned had tossed the genie lamp because it did not let them live their racist fantasy. They did not "want to be lectured" by the statutes explaining how wrong slavery was. The genie then arrived in the hands of someone else, in this case, a towel living at Randy Marsh's pot farm. Towelie summoned the lamp and a bald old man came out of the lamp holding a cane. Towelie told the old man genie "don't forget to bring a towel. Towelie wished for "A Taco Truck on every corner". The genie snapped his fingers and said "Done".
The genie, due to his underwhelming powers, did not make that happen. Instead he had onion trucks on each corner. The people of South Park were terrified as these trucks drove around blaring their messages in Russian. The trucks, in addition to advertising onions, were saying "Putin fights for a straight Motherland", and Mary McDaniels made a call to Governor Jared Pollis in Denver. Pollis knew what to do and send the Colorado National Guard to take out these trucks.
Given the trucks were magic,taking over one of the trucks made an equally homophobic truck replace it. Randy then yelled at Towelie and asked him "Do you know where these Russian trucks come from", Towelie kept saying "no", and lying until Randy punched Towelie:finding a genie lamp behind them. Randy rubbed the lamp and shouted at Towelie "I will try to fix it myself." The old man genie showed up to Randy Marsh and says "yes, he gave me a wish order to make taco trucks, but I am too weak and could only make onion trucks", and Randy wastold that he can override the wish with anything he wants.
Randy Marsh wishes for the onion trucks to be gone, but also said "and can you make it so that Margot Robbie plays a nudist detective in Perth, Australia in her next film". The genie said "you wish is granted" and the homophobic onion Randy was willing to settle for the movie that was disappointing as she was never naked, except one brief scene and she wore underwear and a bra. The film also was rather low-quality despite actually being filmed in Perth and Margot using her actual accent. Shelly Marsh accidentally permanently broke the lamp over a fight at a Halloween Party when dressed as Jenna Ortega's Wednesday Adams.