Chapter 3: Awakening of Aku (3):
Kuroki's POV:
The strangers took us to a bar where we can get a drink. We entered, but there was something strange.
"This place is full of strange demons," says Kuromi.
"Just stay behind me," says Yoi.
"You looking for some trouble," asks a green man with three eyes.
"I think we came off on the wrong foot," I said. I then extended my hand for a handshake, but the green man was offended.
"How dare you hit on me," says the Green Man.
"Wait, what," I asked.
"Do I look like I'm into guys?"
He then attacked us. Apparently, his people have strange gestures. During the fight, I was thrown to a table where a monkey, an elephant, and a rhino were talking to a bug man.
"So, can you help us," asks the monkey. The bug talks in a strange language and leaves. "Was that a yes?"
"He basically said for us to drop dead," says the elephant.
"You there," the monkey says to me, "who is the best warrior you know?"
"Well... that would be my friend over there."
They saw Yoi fighting the creatures.
"I like him," says the monkey. He then walks over to Yoi. "Excuse me..."
"Talking Demon Monkey," says Yoi.
"Where," asks the Monkey.
"Begone evil one," says Kuromi.
"Wait," I said, "I do not think he is evil!"
"Nope," says the monkey, "come with me."
. . .
We were eating with the animals. They were eating like... well... animals.
"Oh, I'm sorry," says the monkey, "we forgot to introduce ourselves. I'm Lazlo. This is Raj. And this is Clam."
"Manners," says Clam.
"We're Bean Scouts from Camp Kidney," says Lazlo, "our camp is being enslaved by Aku! He took over this world years ago, but that wasn't enough for him! He then decided to spread his evil to the other planets out there!"
"There are other worlds beyond the Stars," asks Yoi.
"So many are suffering," says Raj.
"Bad Ruler," says Clam.
"Hey, where are you guys from," asks Lazlo.
"We are from Earth," says Yoi, "but where we come from, carriages do not fly and animals do not talk."
"But that was 600 years ago," says Raj.
"This scanner will tell us how old you guys are," says Lazlo. He then has us scanned. "Woah, according to this, you guys were born before Aku took over the world!"
"Then the answer is not where we are," says Yoi, "the answer is when!"
"So, we're in the Future," asks Kuromi.
"Looks like it," says Lazlo.
"And because Yoi's sword is here," I said, "it wasn't able to stop Aku!"
"Sword," says Clam.
"So, can you help us," asks Lazlo.
"Take us to this Camp Kidney," says Yoi.
We started moving. "By the way," says Lazlo, "what's your name?"
Yoi then thinks. "They call me Jack!"
"You mean that name those three weird people called you," asks Kuromi.
"Then what is your name," asks Raj, "Jill?"
"Umm... sure," says Kuromi/Jill.
"And I am..." I then saw a book that says Peter and the Wolf. "Peter."
"Okay then," says Lazlo.
"I'm taking a break," says a three-eyed dancer.
Dancer's POV:
I was on my way to inform Aku. He is going to want to hear this.
. . .
I arrived and I saw this group of people.
"Great Aku," says the one with the big nose, "we are from Marzipan, but something killed the giant that lifts it, causing the entire town to fall and be destroyed!"
Then Aku came. "I know what you are speaking of for it was I who killed your giant!"
"Raddah! Raddah! Raddah!"
Aku then zapps the Rock Creature.
"Schnitzel," says the Big Nosed Man.
"The Rock Creature will be restored," says Aku, "now, your request?"
"We... we would like to stay in your world," says the Big Nosed Man, "we're willing to do anything!"
"You are a chef, correct," asks Aku.
"That I am," says the Big Nosed Man while putting on a chef's hat.
"Then you will cook for me," says Aku, "now, out of my sight."
"Mung, I don't know how I feel about this," says the Purple One.
"No one has a choice, Chowder," says Mung.
I then approached Aku. "What is it you want," asks Aku.
"Three strangers say they're going to help Camp Kidney," I said.
"What," asks Aku, "show me the defilers!" Aku then sees an image of them. "So, after all these years, they have finally come! And now I will destroy them!" The Beetledrones then appeared. "Show those Bean Scouts who the boss is!"
Singer: Who is the boss
Lord Aku of course
Who's never had a loss
Lord Aku of course
Singer/Chorus: We are contented, because he says we are
He really meant it, when he said we'd go so far
Singer: Who is our boss
Lord Aku of course
Who never gathers moss
Lord Aku of course
Singer/Chorus: We are contented, because he says we are
He really meant it, when he said we'd go so far
Singer: Who is the boss
Lord Aku of course
Who's never had a loss
Lord Aku of course
Who is the boss
Lord Aku of course
Who's never had a loss
Lord Aku of course!
Lord Aku then laughs.
III
In the next chapter, Jack takes on the Minions of Aku.