Chapter 2: Perfect World:
Mushu's POV:
Here I am! The Guardian!
Theme Song Guy: There are lizards and alligators
And some exterminators
There are animals with the intellects of fleas
There are really slow turtles
And snakes that could hurl
But none of them are better than he
They all thought he was a fool
But he showed them he was so cool
He saved an entire dynasty
An enigma and a mystery
In Chinese history
He is a hero, yes Siree
He helped save the entire nation
Stopped that witch's creation
With a woman in man's clothes
He gave those monsters a beating
Stopped them all from eating
To this miracle of life that we all know
What's his name?
Chorus: Mushu, Mushu (Theme Song Guy: That's his name)
Mushu (Theme Song Guy: He's the king of the world)
Mushu, Mushu (Theme Song Guy: Is he hip or what?)
Mushu (Theme Song Guy: Yeah)
Theme Song Guy: He helped save the entire nation
Stopped that witch's creation
He's the alpha, the omega, A to Z
And this perfect world will spin
Around his every little whim
'Cos this perfect world begins and ends with
What's his name?
Chorus: Mushu, Mushu (Theme Song Guy: That's his name)
Mushu (Theme Song Guy: He's the king of the world)
Mushu, Mushu (Theme Song Guy: Is he hip or what?)
Mushu (Theme Song Guy: Yeah!)
"Mulan saved both China and Korea once and Mushu thinks he's the Emperor!"
. . .
Mulan gave me the news. "You're getting married," I asked, "that's fantastic! I'm gonna get everything ready!"
. . .
I then gave the Ancestors their instructions.
"There is just one thing. If Mulan marries Chang, she will be part of the Lee family and his ancestors and guardians will take over, meaning you will be fired!"
"What," I asked, "wait, but he ain't Lee Chang no more, he's Chan Honghui!"
"Same ancestors and guardians."
Ancestors: Mushu's on his way out
Mushu's on his way out
Mushu's on his way out
I'm gonna lose everything again, my pedestal, the respect, and even my theme song guy!
To Be Continued
In the next chapter, Mulan gets some urgent news.