Chapter 9: Angry:
Aku's POV:
The Samurai continues to find more allies like the Resistance and that annoying scotsman. It's time someone came up with something competent. "Bring me the Mad Scientist!"
"I'm not Mad, I'm Angry! I am an Angry Scientist!"
Singer: He's a weirdo who has a hunchback
He has a plan to trap Samurai Jack
He refuses to admit defeat
And he is now dancing to the beat
He's Angry
He's doing so much evil
You can run
You can hide
He'll smell the fear in your eyes
He's Angry
He's going to hunt down our friend
Who wears a gi of white
Better run for your life
He's turning today into night
He's out of his mind
Demented with mockery
In his eyes I see rage and lunacy
He can instill more terror than ten thousand goliaths can
He's a wacko unhappy scientist
Like a strange little man
With a terrifying master plan
He's Angry
He's doing so much evil
You can run
You can hide
He'll smell the fear in your eyes
He's Angry
He's going to hunt down our friend
Who wears a Gi of white
Better run for your life
He's turning today into night
He's Angry (Chorus: Angry)
He's Angry (Chorus: He's Angry)
You can run
You can hide
He'll smell the fear in your eyes
He's Angry
He's going to hunt down our friend
Who wears a gi of white
Better run for your life
He's turning today into night
He's Angry (Chorus: He's Angry)
He's Angry (Chorus: He's Angry)
He's not mad, he's Angry!
"Yes, of course," I said, "do you have a mad weapon that can defeat the Samurai?"
"Angry! An Angry Weapon!"
"Can you or can you not defeat the Samurai?"
"I have the answeringness that you are seeking," says the Mad Scientist, "ANGRY! Anywho, the Samurai is seeking a vay back to his time, so I vill trap him vith a fake time machine."
"Yes, he will fall for such a trap," I said, "go forth and do it, Mad Scientist!"
"Angry! I am an Angry Scientist!"
"Whatever."
And now... I need to find a gift for My Dazzling Gem.
Jack's POV:
My friends and I heard a rumor about a time machine in this area, the Big City.
"It sure is big," says Jill.
"So, there could be a time machine here," asks Peter.
"We can only hope," I said.
Then Beetledrones came. "Get the Samurai!"
I started slicing them.
"Don't slice me," says a drone, "I'm not the Commander, he's the Commander!" I then sliced the Commander. "I guess I'm the Commander now." I then sliced that one.
"The Time Machine must be here," says Jill.
"Then we must go," says Peter.
Aku's POV:
They have fallen for it. Now the Mad Scientist...
. . .
Angry Scientist: ANGRY!
. . .
...can trap them!
Jack's POV:
We continued to find the Time Machine and then we came across a lab.
"Velcoming," says a man who works there, "are you here to see my time machine?"
"Yes," I said, "we would also like to try it."
"Of course. Come, be following me."
"He talks funny," says Peter.
. . .
The scientist then shows us his time machine.
"Vith it, you can be traveling through time," says the scientist, "any of the points in the history."
"But is it safe," asks Jill.
"Safe? Of course it is the safenessness. Are you not doing the trusting of me?"
This is my chance to go back and destroy Aku. We then take our seats, but these metal straps came over our wrists and legs.
"What is this," I asked.
"It is a traping by me! Now I shall take you to Aku!"
"You're mad," says Jill.
Hearing that, the Scientist gives a strange reaction. "I am not mad! I AM ANGRY!" He then presses a button that releases us. "Oops."
"There will be no delivery to Aku today," I said.
"Beetledrones, helping me!"
The Beetledrones then came and I fought them off.
"We have him surrounded," says one drone.
"It won't matter," says another drone.
I started slicing the drones. Then a large robot grabbed me. It was being piloted by the scientist. "Now I vill be in the crushing of you!"
I then fought the robot. Jill and Peter then ran.
Jill's POV:
"We need to think of a plan to help Jack," I said.
"But how," asks Peter, "that madman has a powerful robot!"
Mad. I then hugged my brother and ran off.
Jack's POV:
I was still fighting the robot.
"You are no matchingness of me," says the scientist.
"He will defeat you," says Jill, "his sword is more powerful then a mad man like you!"
The scientist then clenches his teeth. "I AM ANGRY! ANGRY! ANGRY!"
The scientist was distracted long enough for me to slice his robot. There was then just me and the scientist left.
"It is over, Mad One," I said.
"I am ANGRY!" He then slams his fist on a button that teleports him out.
Aku's POV:
"You have failed," I said.
"The Samurai's friends are in the clevernessness," says the scientist.
"Get this Mad Scientist out of my sight," I said.
"I am angry! ANGRY!" My beetledrones carry him away.
"Whatever."
Jack's POV:
So, our journey continues. One day, we will find our way home and no mad man will stop us.
. . .
Anrgy Scientist: ANGRY!
. . .
How did he hear that?
IX
In the next chapter, Jack and a ten-year-old boy have to escape from Aku's collection room.