Chapter 8: Sabotage:
Mushu's POV:
I know this is going to ruin Mulan's happiness and I'm just doing this for my own selfish needs... but I'm sure everyone will get over it eventually.
Singer/Chorus: I can't stand it; I know you planned it
I'm gonna set it straight, this Watergate
I can't stand rocking when I'm in here
'Cause your crystal ball ain't so crystal clear
So, while you sit back and wonder why
I got this fucking thorn in my side
Oh my God, it's a mirage
I'm tellin' y'all, it's a sabotage
So, so, so, so listen up 'cause you can't say nothin'
You'll shut me down with a push of your button?
But you, I'm out and I'm gone
I'll tell you now, I keep it on and on
'Cause what you see you might not get
And we can bet, so don't you get souped yet
You're scheming on a thing that's a mirage
I'm trying to tell you now, it's sabotage
Why
Our backs are now against the wall?
Listen all y'all, it's a sabotage
Listen all y'all, it's a sabotage
Listen all y'all, it's a sabotage
Listen all y'all, it's a sabotage
I can't stand it; I know you planned it
I'm gonna set it straight, this Watergate
Lord, I can't stand rockin' when I'm in this place
Because I feel disgrace because you're all in my face
But make no mistakes and switch up my channel
I'm Buddy Rich when I fly off the handle
What could it be? It's a mirage
You're scheming on a thing, that's sabotage!
So... none of my plans have worked. The cricket was taunting me. "Shut up," I said.
Yao's POV:
"Thank you for helping with my slipper," says Princess Mi-Cha. I hit my head on the table I was under. "May I know your name?"
"Yao," I said, then something hit me. "Ow!" Then I offered the Princess a snack. "Bao?"
"No, you must eat," says Princess Mi-Cha, "you must be exhausted from guarding us all night."
"No-well, yes, but-strong!"
"Yes, I suppose that all that training does make it second nature," says Princess Mi-Cha.
"But I think, uh, you and princess, will you, oh I could never."
"But it is our duty and our honor," says Princess Mi-Cha, "but it can be a burden. Oh, I said too much. You're very easy to talk to, Yao."
"Permit me to echo your praise, Your Highness," I said, "I find your presence engaging and your conversation sparkling."
"Thank you."
I then looked and Yeong-shin was giving me an approving look.
Chien Po's POV:
I saw Princess Ae-Cha trying to pick pears. She had trouble reaching one, so I decided to help. I looked and Beom-pal gave me a thumb's up.
Ling's POV:
I decided to greet Princess Bong-Cha. "Well, hello there," I said, "I am Ling."
"I am Princess Bong-Cha."
"Well, I hope we start bong-ding!" I then laughed. "Come on, Your Highness, you don't wanna let your guard down! Get it, Guard? Down? You know, I've got some blue blood myself, many have called me a royal pain!" She then ran. "You've been a great crowd!"
"I have to be honest," says Seo-bi, "I don't see a future here."
Nichang's POV:
All I have to do is hook the Princesses up with those idiots and they will cry tears of sadness. No woman in their right mind would ever be happy with them!
To Be Continued
In the next chapter, the Princesses want to be like other girls.