At a theater; a bunch of people were getting ready for a play.
Crunch walked around wearing an Indian headdress and stopped in front of Sonic before raising a hand.
"How?" said Crunch.
"You chief, me play director. said Sonic.
Sonic laughed.
"I'm good." said Sonic.
Gus came in and Sonic saw this.
"Where's your costume anyways?" said Sonic.
Gus looked at Sonic.
"That Goat from Gravity Falls ate it!" answered Gus.
The Goat from Gravity Falls who has a full belly burped as a piece of fabric came out of its mouth.
Sonic noticed and groaned.
"I knew I should have brought in a fake goat." Said Sonic.
The Goat huffed.
The animal then screamed like the goat from The Grinch.
"Kill the goat." said Sonic.
Roger then snuck up behind the goat with his left hand shaped like a sword before sliting the animal's throat.
Another goat appeared and did a Grinch Scream shocking Roger.
"Fucking screaming goats." said Roger.
Sonic laughed.
"I'm with the Co Author on this, they are funny." He said.
"I feel that you shouldn't worry about a screaming goat and instead worry about how the dumbass employee at Scott's mom's bakery is blowing square shaped balloons." said Roger.
Sonic became confused.
"Huh?" said Sonic.
Sure enough; the employee of Scott Denoga's mother was blowing some balloons that came out square in shape.
Sonic groaned and pinched his eye bridge.
"How is this guy still employed!" He said.
Roger glared at Sonic.
"Really, you're more concerned by why he's still working in a restaurant and not the fact that he somehow failed something as simple as blowing a proper spherical shaped balloon?" said Roger, "He did blow a triangle shaped balloon not to long ago."
"Roger have ya seen the show, he's so incompetent that his boss is annoyed by him and he screws everything up!" spoke Sonic.
Roger nodded at that.
"Yeah, I fucking get that. I'm just questioning how someone could fail at doing something by pulling off something that's not humanly possible." said Roger.
"I can think of someone who did that!" spoke Sonic.
"Who?" asked Roger.
"Rerun Van Pelt." answered Sonic.
Roger sighed.
"For a minute there, I was thinking you would say Linus Van Pelt much like in the newer Peanuts cartoons on Apple TV." said Roger.
Darryl appeared blowing a balloon which then came out in an octagon like shape.
Sonic shook his head.
"No, no Darryl, let me try." said Sonic.
Darryl deflated the balloon and gave it to Sonic.
He blew into it and it came out in a circle shape.
"Try this, only much slower." said Sonic.
He deflated the balloon before giving it to Darryl.
"Uhhhh okay." said Darryl.
He then blew into the balloon slowly and it was slowly coming out in a circle.
Sonic and Roger looked at the balloon happily.
But then it became the shape of Sonic's Head.
The two Mobians just stared at the balloon.
"Eh, close enough." said Sonic.
But then he and Roger noticed a drone that had Heidi Hairylegs on top flying around and the two shrieked in shock.
"FLYING TARANTULA, I KNEW THIS DAY WOULD COME!" yelled Roger.
He turned his left hand into a cannon and fired a round at the drone, destroying it as Heidi fell towards the ground.
But then Roger ate the tarantula before swallowing it.
"Hmm, hairy spiders." said Roger.
But then an angry Darryl McGee and June Chen appeared with Darryl punching Roger in the stomach really hard, making him stick out his tongue to reveal an unharmed Heidi Hairylegs was on it.
Interview Gag
First was Heidi Hairylegs.
The spider chattered a bit. (I hate it when that one arm, one legged, and one eyed meerkat tries to eat me)
Next was June who was crying over her destroyed drone.
"All those hours of hard work, wasted." said June.
Daryll McGee looked at his best friend. "We can try to make a new one!" He said.
Next is Daryll the worker if UF Dough.
"Duhhhhhhhhhhhhh." said Darryl.
End Interview Gag
In the audience; Sunny was the first to her seat and she smiled.
"This should be a good spot." said Sunny.
She then pulled out a bunch of tomatoes.
"Good thing I came prepared." said Sunny.
On stage Becker saw this.
"She's armed and dangerous." said Becker.
Kennedy her girlfriend saw this and shook her head.
"Good thing Sonic made me security for this show!" She said.
"Extra security." said Sonic's voice.
Luz and Amity appeared. Luz was dressed as a Indian and Amity a Pilgrim.
"This doesn't seem practical." said Luz.
"Well you do pass for a Native American." said Amity.
Luz looked at Amity.
"Hardly." said Luz.
Amity nodded and looked at Sonic.
"So when does the big feast scene happen?" said Amity.
Sonic looked at a script and flipped through some pages.
He smiled.
"Halfway through." said Sonic.
He then got serious.
"Time to start the show!" He said.
Later; the entire theater was filled up.
Steve and Katya were sitting down in a booth seat.
"This show should be good!" spoke Steve.
"Hopefully it's better than the last three shows we saw." Said Katya.
Soon Sonic got on stage and before he could say something the same coughing guy is heard making Sonic groan.
However Hades appeared.
"Excuse me but CAN YA NOT COUGH EVERYTIME WE COME HERE IT IS ANNOYING AND IF YOU DO IT AGAIN I'LL SEND YA STRAIGHT TO THE UNDERWORLD!" yelled Hades.
The cougher gulped and took a bunch of cold and flu medicine.
"Thank you." Said Hades.
Sonic is shocked.
Interview Gag
First Hades
"Yeah, I'm not sitting through another play that starts with a member of the audience coughing." said Hades.
Next was a very shocked Sonic.
"I don't, I don't know what to say right now." said Sonic.
Next was the coughing guy.
He was about to say something but then began coughing violently.
He was then set on fire and sent to the Underworld.
"I WASN'T IN THE THEATER!" yelled the coughing guy.
Lastly was Roger.
"I put confessionals in the theater and I hate that guy!" He said.
End Interview Gag
"SAY SOMETHING DIP SHIT!" yelled an audience member.
Hades then made the person yelling burn up before going to the Underworld.
"Please don't do that again Hades!" asked Sonic.
"For you Sonic ok!" He said and snapped his fingers and the guy was back.
"I saw many people down there!" The guy said, "One of them said Robin Williams sucked and that he was glad that Chandler's actor died!"
"Did anyone talk about Chadwick Boseman there?" said Darryl McGee.
"Hell no, fuck that Black Panther actor." said the audience member.
"KILL THAT MOTHER FUCKER!" yelled Darryl.
"CAN WE START THE SHOW!" yelled Sonic.
Sonic groaned.
"You know what, fuck this waiting around shit." said Sonic.
He pulled out an airhorn and made it go off, causing everyone to look at the stage in shock.
"The actors are ready, the stage is set, so please enjoy this Thanksgiving based play that will obviously go wrong no matter what." Sonic said quickly before walking off stage.
Everyone clapped and the curtains opened.