The setting was at some type of Indian village where lots of teepee's were set up.
Luz exited one teepee followed by Roger who had his entire left arm covered up in a shoulder length glove and a peg leg exiting another followed by Molly, Darryl, Ollie, June, and Zee who had a peg leg as well exiting different teepee's.
Daryll was about to say something when the screaming goat appeared and screamed behind him causing Daryll to jump up in shock causing the audience to laugh
The goat ran off as Daryll landed he looked around and shrugged.
"It's a good day!" spoke Daryll.
"We just woke up, how could it be a good day." Said Luz.
"The Chief hasn't woken up yet." Said Darryl.
"Hopefully he doesn't assign me to hunting duty again, I still haven't gotten over that accident I had weeks ago." Said Roger.
He grabbed his glove as everyone became confused.
"Accid-" Molly said before Roger removed his glove, revealing that his robotic prosthetic arm was replaced by a fully functional wooden prosthetic arm, shocking everyone on stage including the audience as they gasped in shock.
Even Sonic was in shock.
"What the fuck is that?" Said Sonic.
He turned to Becker who was chuckling.
"My finest piece of work, making a fully functional prosthetic arm using cedar oak." Said Becker.
Sonic's eye twitched.
"You're work? Why'd you do that?" Said Sonic.
"He had a feeling that he'd end up losing his prosthetic during the play, so he asked me and his cousin to build him up a wooden prosthetic just in case and decided to let that arm be known in the beginning of the play just to get it over with." Said Becker.
Sonic just glared at Becker.
"What, you said that this play would go wrong eventually." Said Becker.
"I DIDN'T THINK THIS EARLY ON!" yelled Sonic.
"What about the goat showing up and screaming?" Said Becker.
Sonic became deadpanned.
"I stand corrected." Said Sonic.
Roger then poked Molly on her nose with his wooden hand.
"Boop." Said Roger.
Everyone on stage was confused.
"Just work with it, I'm really good at improvising on the spot." Said Roger.
Everyone nodded.
"Yeah, they don't call you Wooden Hand for nothing." Said Ollie.
"Our medicine man is really good at his job." Said Roger.
Then the U.F. Dough worker Darryl walked by on stage going after a butterfly as the performers noticed and the audience laughed.
"Well maybe not that good, but still very impressive." Said June.
U.F. Dough worker Darryl then fell off stage and Sunny groaned.
"Why do I even have him employed?" She asked.
Roger turned to Zee.
"So, Born With One Leg, how's the wife?" Said Roger.
"Not bad, other than the fact that she always leaves before sunrise to hunt for food, there's nothing to complain about." Said Zee.
Roger nodded.
He then turned to Luz.
"Fun With Owl how are you doing at home?" asked Roger.
"Besides the fact that I have a surrogate aunt who takes paleface to a whole nother level, it's perfect." Said Luz.
"THE CHIEF'S AWAKE!" Yelled Camila's voice.
The group screamed and sat down around a fire as others appeared as well as Crunch sat down at a huge chair.
"Good morning all." Said Crunch.
"GOOD MORNING CHIEF RUNNING WATER!" Everyone yelled.
Crunch looked around then at Zee.
"Born with One Leg, where is your wife?" Said Crunch.
"Early morning hunting again." Said Zee.
Crunch groaned.
"Seriously? I keep trying to cover this whole thing up from the other elders. We're already a laughing stock among the other tribes because our diet consists of squirrel meat." Said Crunch.
"Maybe this time she'll come back with buffalo to last us months." Said Darryl.
As if on cue; a whole bunch of dead buffalo were dropped in front of everyone, shocking everyone before looking at Axel who had a bow and arrow in hand.
"I brought enough buffalo to last us months." Said Axel.
Zee smirked at Axel.
"What incredible luck." Said Zee.
Axel smiled.
"That's why they call me: WONDER WOLF!" She shouted.
Crunch shook his head.
"Okay then, you all know the drill. Winters coming and we need to be prepared for the many cold moon's that'll be coming." Said Crunch.
He turned to Roger and Luz.
"Wooden Hand and Fun with Owl, you two are to pick more of the corn that we've planted and bring them back here." Said Crunch.
Roger and Luz gulped.
"Uh Chief, not to overstep our boundaries, but need I remind you that our cornfield just so happens to be connected with the cornfield of that one group of paleface? Every time we go picking corn from our field, those paleface always accuse us of stealing from them and we end up accusing them of the same thing." Said Luz.
"Yeah, next thing you know, they might actually lay claim to our cornfield and call it Manifest Destiny." Said Roger.
Before Crunch can say anything the screaming goat appeared and yelled behind him causing Crunch to Literaly jump out of his skin
Sonic shook his head.
"Fucking goats." said Sonic.
The Goat ran off and Crunch got back in his skin and got serious.
"Just do it, we need to make peace with those settlers!" spoke the Shark.
"Yeah and have your wife over there Go Cook!" spoke one Indian who walked by a Indian Shannon McGee.
"RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!" Pete McGee yelled before every performer minus a pissed off Sharon, the one Indian actor and U.F Dough worker Darryl ran offstage.
"Uh, what's this about?" said UF Dough Darryl.
Then Hailey and Scott who were both dressed like Indians appeared and dragged Sunny's employee off as Sharon approached the scared actor.
"I worked in my parents restaurant growing up." Sharon said before her voice turned demonic, "And that was enough kitchen work for a lifetime." Flames appeared in Sharon's eyes as she yelled, "NEVER SAY GO COOK AGAIN!"
The actor shrieked in shock and hid behind the other performers and looked at Pete.
"Tell me this isn't why you married her." said the actor.
"She has a great personality." said Pete.
The others returned to their seats.
"Next up, Talks with Ghosts, your family as well as the family of Hunts Friendly Spirits will set up a peace offering of different kinds of meats and vegetables for the settlers so that we won't end up starting a war." said Crunch.
Molly squealed.
"This'll be so great, a way to make peace with the neighboring settlers. Just like how one group of settlers made peace with that Indian tribe after Pocahontas and John Smith fell in love with each other after John was nearly executed." said Molly.
Roger glared at the optimistic Thai girl.
"Pocahontas was ten years old when John Smith was nearly executed you sick freak." said Roger.
Molly became shocked.
"Really?" said Molly.
"Yes, I even got my hands on a copy of John Smith's so called memoir's about his so called encounter that details how all the other native women of that tribe wanted sexual favors from him." said Roger.
"I wouldn't be to surprised if in the distant future someone got their hands on that story and decided to make a kid friendly production out of it." said Zee.
Everyone nodded.
"That would be a very unfortunate thing to happen." said Darryl.
"Okay then, Born with One Leg, Wonder Wolf, and Scatter Brain." said Crunch.
"WHO SAYS I HAVE A SCATTERED BRAIN!?" yelled Scott.
"That's your name." said Hailey.
"Oh, right." said Scott.
Crunch cleared his throat.
"You three are to head down to the stream and rustle up some fish." said Crunch.
The Indians saluted
As Crunch was about to say something; a Gorilla came and started to maul him, shocking everyone even the audience.
"Ok that's crazy!" spoke Steve.
Pete who was backstage whispered to Sonic.
"Does this happen a lot?" He asked.
"Actually that's new even for me, that is definitely something you do t see everyday, even in this city!" answered Sonic.
Sledge who saw this winced.
"Ok even I feel bad for that shark!" He said.
His minions nodded.
"Damn, that has to be the third time that's happened this month in this very theater." said Eda.
The performers looked at Eda in shock.
"Third time this month?" said Roger.
Eda nodded.
"Yeah, I might have liberated a gorilla who was forced to make art in a circus once." said Eda.
Everyone glared at Eda.
"Relax, don't everyone go after him at the same time. I got this." Roger said sarcastically as he walked on stage.
He then put his right hand on the gorilla's shoulder and electrocuted him greatly, making the gorilla groan in pain before falling to the ground passed out.
Roger dragged the gorilla off.
"Crazy animals." said Roger.
"Kind of seems similar to that one gorilla scene from Pootie Tang." said Sonic.
Outside the theater; the gorilla was tossed outside the building Uncle Phil style.
"I'm awesome." said Roger.
"Let's get a move on again." said Sonic.
Everyone nodded.
Everyone returned to their positions on stage.
"Everyone got their chores?" said Crunch.
Everyone nodded as Darryl burped loudly.
Crunch groaned.
"Incompetent, You are annoying and banished from the tribe!" he said.
Darryl just stared at Crunch blankly.
"Sweet, finally an opportunity to be out of this play. Well then, time to go home and cause lots of trouble for the neighbors." said Darryl.
He walked off stage.
"I MEANT THE DARYLL THAT WORKS FOR SUNNY!" yelled Crunch.
Roger burped as well.
Daryll McGee came back and groaned and the Sunny Daryll was taken out by buffed Indians.
"My Burping Cousin, you are to find us a Turkey for us to eat!" spoke Crunch.
"You know that Wonder Wolf left only one turkey alive from last year, right?" Said Roger.
"Yes but it was so cute I adopted him as a pet!" replied Crunch.
The turkey in question smirked.
The turkey then gobbled.
"Now make with the work." Said Crunch.
Everyone nodded.
Everyone walked off in different directions, but then a stage light fell on Roger's head, shocking everyone.
"Don't worry, I can't get electrocuted." Said Roger.