The setting changed to a farm like setting where Bugs Bunny dressed like pilgrim was picking vegetables.
He currently had a basket full and carried them off.
The rabbit appeared at a table that Amity was at and she was washing some dirty vegetables.
She was humming but the goat came and yelled behind her shocking Amity as she jumped and fell.
The goat laughed and ran off.
Amity stood up groaning.
"Fucking goats." said Amity.
The audience was laughing at her mishap.
"If she really is an awesome girlfriend, she wouldn't have reacted that way." said an audience member.
He was then punched by an ice fist hard and it sent him flying through the roof.
"WHAT DID I SAY!" yelled the Guy and he flew into the sun killing him.
Sonic saw the whole thing backstage and chuckled.
"Burn." said Sonic.
Luz who was in the backstage huffed.
Sharon who saw this was shocked.
"And I thought I had a temper!" She said.
"No one dares insult Amity like that." said Luz.
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"I am very protective of my sweet potatoes feelings." Said Luz.
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Back on stage.
"This seems like a good harvest so far." Said Bugs.
Amity nodded.
"It sure is!" She said.
She then harvested a Pork Chop confusing her.
"Where'd this pork chop come from?" Said Amity.
UF Dough Darryl appeared on stage and grabbed the slab of meat.
"That was my lunch." Said Darryl.
The two performers groaned in annoyance.
Bugs pulled out a flintlock pistol and fired a round at Darryl's head that caused him to fall to the ground as the audience gasped in shock.
Sunny sighed.
"Finally." Said Sunny.
But then UF Dough Darryl stood up like nothing happened and walked off stage, much to Sunny's shock.
"You've got to be kidding." Said Sunny.
UF Dough Darryl walked by a very shocked Sonic while eating his pork chop.
"He just took a flintlock round to the head, how's he still alive?" Said Sonic.
Roger, Luz, and Gus in a very unconvincing Indian outfit appeared and looked at Sonic.
"Hey, I don't know if I'm delusional or there's a glitch with my false eye, but I could have sworn I saw Sunny's worst employee had a bullet hole in his head." Said Roger.
"I see it as well!" spoke Gus.
"How the hell did he survive such a blow?" said Roger.
"Probably because he's stupid enough as it is." said Luz.
Sonic nodded as he saw this and saw everyone shocked.
"Better get this under way again." said Sonic.
He motioned for Bugs to continue the play.
The rabbit turned to Amity.
"Go get some corn." said Bugs.
Amity nodded and she went to the cornfield where it was canned corn and frozen corn and corn casserole.
Amity groaned.
"Dammit Darryl." said Amity.
"I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!" yelled Darryl McGee's voice.
"NOT YOU, THE OTHER ONE!" yelled Amity.
The setting changed to another cornfield where Roger, Luz, and Gus were picking ears of corn.
Luz smiled.
"This should be a good harvest." said Luz.
"It better be, the settler nearby might get the boom stick real soon." said Roger.
Luz looked at Roger.
"There's nothing scary about the boom stick." said Luz.
"It could blow a buffalo in half." said Gus.
Luz nodded.
Roger grabbed one ear of corn and pulled it out, only to reveal another hand was holding it.
He became shocked.
"Wow, the corn must be fighting back." said Roger.
The corn was pulled back by the hand before Roger became mad.
"No ear of corn from my land will defy me." said Roger.
He and the other hand kept on pulling the corn away before the hand took the corn.
Roger drew out a rifle and aimed in the corn bush, only for another rifle barrel to be aimed at him, shocking the others.
"Boy, that seems odd." said Gus.
"Tell me about it, is this my gun that's aimed at me or another firearm?" said Roger.
Gus looked at Roger.
"Who knows?" said Gus.
Roger pulled out his rifle and tied a red ribbon on it before aiming it back in the bush and the second rifle came out, revealing it had a green ribbon on it.
"HA HA!" yelled Roger.
He fired his rifle and the other rifle fired at him as well.
The smoke cleared up, revealing that Roger's false eye was gone, shocking the performers as the audience laughed.
"Where's your eye?" said Luz.
"That's what I'm hoping to find out." said Roger.
In the audience; the false eye appeared on the lap of Total Drama contestant Millie who was sitting next to her BFF Priya and the two screamed in shock.
"GROSS, GROSS, IT'S AN EYE, A DISGUSTING EYE!" yelled Millie.
"SQUISH IT, SQUISH IT!" yelled Priya.
Millie tossed it on the ground and stomped on Roger's false eye, destroying it.
Everyone on stage was shocked.
Roger pulled out another false eye before putting it in his right eye socket.
"I hate when that happens!" He said.
Bugs then came by and saw the Indians.
"INDIANS!" yelled Bugs.
He drew out a shot gun.
"GET OFF MY LAND!" yelled Bugs.
Luz groaned.
"Not again." said Luz.
She and her friends ran off as Bugs pulled the trigger to the gun, making a flag with the word Bang emerge from it.
The rabbit became shocked as the audience laughed.
Bugs is annoyed and pulled out another gun and fired blanks which the Indians dodged and ran all the way back.
The scene changed back to the Indians tribe and Crunch was playing cards with his Turkey.
"Any twos?" said Crunch.
The turkey gobbled.
Then Luz's group returned and Crunch noticed.
"What happened?" said Crunch.
"The settler's armed and dangerous again." said Roger.
Crunch groaned.
"Great can this get any worse?" He asked
Just then the screaming goat appeared and screamed at the turkey who Literally exploded and his feathers fell off him but the turkey is fine.
Everyone laughed and the turkey blushed nervously and ran off.
Crunch groaned.
"Stupid Goat!" He said. "Now what do you all plan on doing?"
"I'd say we try and make piece or battle them!" spoke Luz.
She then took out a Sword but the blade flew off and hits someone off stage.
"MY LEG!" yelled Fred The Fish.
Everyone cringed at that.
"That's gotta hurt!" spoke Steve.
His fiancé nodded.
"I know!" She said.
Luz sighed.
"As I was saying I say we battle them or make peace with them by working together!" spoke Luz
Crunch nodded.
"Agreed!" He said.
"And have that one Indian go cook!" spoke the Turkey.
Everyone screamed as Shannon grabbed the turkey by the neck.
Sharon then drew out a knife and slit the turkey's throat in a bloody mess, shocking everyone present.
"JESUS CHRIST, SHE KILLED MY TURKEY!" yelled Crunch.
He shrugged it off.
"Oh well, that birds been eating me out of house and home anyways." said Crunch.
He then got serious.
"But let's make piece first!" He said.
Later it changed to where the Indians and Pilgrims are together and some are glaring at each other.
Zee drank some soda before hiccupping a bubble that floated to Sonic who was dressed like a pilgrim.
The bubble popped before a burping sound was heard.
Sonic started laughing at the burping bubble and Zee joined in as well.
Zee hiccupped another bubble.
The Pilgrims started to laugh as well.
Bugs smiled.
"Ok that's pretty funny!" He said.
"Don't mind Born with One Leg, he was dropped on his head as a child." said Crunch.
"I thought he was born with one leg." said UF Dough Darryl.
"I THOUGHT I BANISHED YOU!" yelled Crunch.
"I keep coming back because I'm the only medicine man within miles from here." said UF Dough Darryl.
Crunch grumbled.
"Yeah and you are AWFUL at that!" He muttered.
Bugs nodded.
"He tried to cure my mother but ended up killing her by mistake!" snapped Bugs.
He was then smacked across the face by Roger.
"You are a pilgrim, not an Indian." Said Roger.
"Sorry!" spoke Bugs.
Roger then thought of something.
"But wait, the medicine man was able to make me a fully functional wooden arm." Said Roger.
"I consumed a lot of peyote and smoked the peace pipe greatly at the time." Said UF Dough Darryl.
Roger became deadpanned.
"Yep, checks out." said Roger.
The audience laughed.
Everyone was shocked.
"Wha?" asked Bugs.
Crunch shook his head.
"Anyway we need to have piece or else everyone will be dead!" spoke Crunch. "Besides I don't want any more dead bodies on my hand!"
"Neither do we." said Bugs.
But the screaming goat appeared and screamed behind Bugs making him shocked and the Goat laughed and ran off making the audience laugh.
Bugs groaned in annoyance.
Some of the pilgrims snickered.
"You're all horrible." said Bugs.
"We keep her around because we need milk." said Molly.
Amity nodded.
"Plus we love seeing her scream!" She said.
Roger smacked Amity on the back of her head with his wooden hand.
"You're a pilgrim." said Roger.
Luz punched Roger.
"Don't hit my AGF!" she whispered.
Roger smacked Luz.
"Don't hit me for smacking your awesome girlfriend." said Roger.
Amity smacked Roger.
"Don't smack Luz for smacking you for smacking me." said Amity.
Zee smacked Amity.
"Don't smack Roger, for smacking Luz, for smacking Roger, for smacking you." said Zee.
Amity smacked Zee.
"Don't smack me for smacking Roger, for smacking Luz, for smacking Roger, for smacking me." said Amity.
Axel smacked Amity.
"Don't smack Zee for smacking Luz for smacking Roger for smacking you!" spoke Axel
Bugs smacked Axel.
"WE HAVE A PLAY AND PEACE TREATY TO GO ALONG WITH!" Bugs yelled.
He then thought of something.
"Also, you should have told Amity Don't smack Zee for smacking Amity, for smacking Roger, for smacking Luz, for smacking Roger, for smacking Amity." Said Bugs.
Everyone in the audience nodded.
"That's some round twister!" spoke UF Dough Daryll who was for some reason now in the audience with Steve and his fiancé shocking the two.
"What the?" Said Steve.
"Why're you here?" Said Katya.
"On my lunch break." UF Dough Darryl said before pulling out a sub sandwich which he began to eat.
Steve groaned and dragged UF Dough Darryl off.
Outside the theater; the incompetent worker was tossed out Uncle Phil style.
Back in the theater; everyone cheered at what Steve did.
"Continue the show." Said Steve.
"So how do you want to go about this peace business?" Said Bugs.
"Not much, just a big feast at the end of the day, with lots of turkey, vegetable, stuffing, dinner rolls, and pumpkin pie." said Crunch.
He did some thinking.
"And no tofu turkey, that shits nasty." said Crunch.
The Indians and pilgrims spat on the ground, minus Ollie.
He chuckled nervously.
"Yeah, I'm the only one who has a problem with that." said Ollie.
Roger then punched him in the face with his wooden hand.
Molly is mad and glared at Roger.
Roger just held his flesh hand out to the Thai girl.
"Don't even, we just went through a whole tongue twister deal." said Roger.
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Molly is in there.
"Tongue twisters, that's almost as terrible as close up magic." said Molly.
Lastly was Roger who was shuffling up a deck of cards.
He laughed.
"I can get anyone off my back." said Roger.
He finished shuffling and pulled out a card, revealing it was a six spades before putting it back in the deck which he set on fire.
Roger pulled out a card from his mouth, revealing the six spades.
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