I do condone so suck it up
One beautiful pookieful day in columbine high school, there was Dylan klebold and Eric Harris, they were in love for a long time, and they decided to have a sloopy Slimy kiss on their crooked lips, at school, they are beautiful couple and they hold hands and skip through the columbine hallways in the school, they were In love with each other and want to have babies, then they realised they can do a masscare to the whole school they were happy and making out with their pookieful love.
they planned and planned, they were having sex too obviously, duh they are in loveeeeee, they got guns from Robyn their bestie, Eric was jealous because she's always on Dylan, so they plan to kill her too, well Eric wants to,
once they go to columbine high they pulled their guns and shot Rachel Scott they hate her, and then Cassie, and others, they threw pipe bombs at them, and once the bombs were going to activate they killer themselves holding hands, together,
THE END