Chapter 38: Scary:
Chowder's POV:
Wow, I get to narrate this time. Awesome! So, anyway, as you know, because Aku destroyed Marzipan, we now work for him. We made cryberry pies.
"Hey Mung," I said, "do cryberry pies ever stop crying?"
"They stop crying when they cool off," says Mung.
"Hey Mung, why you opening all the windows?"
"So, they can cool off, Chowder."
"Hey Mung, why do I ask so many questions?"
"Because Chowder, it's the fastest way to inform our readers on what wacky recipe we're cooking in case they never saw our show."
"I don't think they've ever read our stories," I said.
"That's right," says Mung, "they'd probably prefer to read about the Samurai fighting a robot or a bounty hunter or a robot bounty hunter. Oh well, too bad. Anyway, while the pies cool off, I thought it would be fun to climb this mysterious ladder."
"A mysterious ladder," I asked, "where does it go."
"Beats me. Schnitzel, Truffles, let's go!"
"You think it's a good idea to leave the vindows open vhile ve're gone," asks Truffles, "the Resistance could take them vhile ve're gone."
"Haven't you ever seen a cartoon before," asks Mung, "you always leave the windows open to let the pies cool, now let's go!"
. . .
Kiwi: An entire chapter later.
. . .
"Boy, that has to be the craziest chapter we've ever had," says Mung. We then walked in and saw the Samurai with the pies.
"Aku eats his pies while the people starve," says the Samurai as he leaves.
"Aku's gonna eat us," says Mung.
"Maybe he's in a good mood," I said, "before we talk to Aku, how come I can hear my voice?"
"Because it's your POV," says Mung, "that means point of view. You're the narrator."
"Oh," I said, "anyway, I bet Aku's in a good mood."
. . .
I was wrong.
"You incompetent morons," says Aku, "what were you thinking?"
"Have... you ever... seen a cartoon," asks a scared Mung.
"I should turn you to dust," says Aku.
"Wait, it... it so happens I have an idea that could destroy the Samurai," says Mung, "The Belgian Waffle Slobber-Barker!"
"And what could a chef do what a scientist can't even do," asks Viceroy.
"I'll have you know, you non-CN guy," says Mung, "that the Belgian Waffle Slobber-Barker is the most dangerous guard dog, and it will eat the Samurai for lunch!"
Aku then does that thing you do with your brain... "Mung, what's that thing you do with your brain called," I asked.
"Thinking," says Mung.
"Oh," I said.
Aku then starts to think. "Very well," says Aku, "make this slobber-waffle-barky-marky-thing, but if it does not reach my expectations, I will have you for lunch."
"Yes, Lord Aku," says Mung.
. . .
We began working on the Belgian Waffle Slobber-Barker, but I noticed something about the picture. "Hey, Mung, this picture doesn't look that tough and the Samurai's like the greatest warrior in the land."
"Chowder, you have to follow the recipe," says Mung.
I decided to add a special ingredient, a crazy fruit. I did it without Mung or Schnitzel looking. We then left to let the Belgian Waffle Slobber-Barker heat up.
. . .
Kiwi: An entire chapter later.
. . .
"Boy, that has to be the craziest chapter we've ever had," says Mung. "Anyway, let's check on the Belgian Waffle Slobber-Barker."
. . .
The oven exploded and now we're being chased by a vicious monster.
"What should we name it," asks Mung.
"Scary," I said.
Scary then chased us around the room. Eventually, we got away.
. . .
"So, how did it go," asks Truffles.
"Oh... he's... like a puppy," says Mung.
"Oh, let me see," says Truffles. She then takes a look and runs out. "Aku's gonna kill us!"
"Is the beast finished," asks Aku as he appears.
"It's... it's all done," says Mung.
"Excellent," says Aku, who then takes a look, and he comes back. "He's perfect!"
"That... makes sense," I said.
"Now you shall tame it," says Aku.
"Lord Aku, my contract..." Mung then takes a look. "Oh, wait, it does say alot about that. Never mind."
. . .
Now we have to tame this thing.
"We just have to train it to attack the Samurai," says Mung. We then had Schnitzel dress like the Samurai. "Oh no! The Samurai's here!" Scary then grabs Schnitzel and buries him. "You see, we have..." Scary then chases after us again.
. . .
"This dog whistle should get him under our control," says Mung. He then blows the whistle and there's a sound that's hurting my ears! "Maybe I need to try again." Mung then blows it again and that sound is back! "Maybe one more..." Scary then bits Mung's nose off. "I'm going to spend time with my wife."
"Is it that bad," I asked.
"Yep," says Mung.
I then had... one of those things you get when you think... "Mung, what do you call those things you get when you think?"
"An idea," says Mung.
I then had an idea.
. . .
I then went over to Aku's prison, the Unknown to talk to Gazpacho.
"Bust me out of here and I'll help," says Gazpacho, "for I am the Dog Mumbler!"
. . .
I took Gazpacho to talk to Scary. Gazpacho starts mumbling to him. "He said he's not normally like this, but something went wrong," says Gazpacho, "Chowder, did you add anything to the recipe?"
"I did put in a crazy fruit," I said.
"Well, then the answer's inside him," says Gazpacho.
. . .
I then dressed like the Samurai and Scary eats me.
"Chowder, you in there," asks Gazpacho.
"Yeah, and it's really gross and I found Mung's nose," I said.
"Okay, but you gotta find that crazy fruit," says Gazpacho.
I found it, but it goes out of control and starts taking me everywhere in the stomach. "Gazpacho, I need your help!"
So, Gazpacho dresses like the Samurai and Scary eats him.
"Chowder," says Mung, "is everything alright?"
"Mung, I put crazy fruit in the Slobber-Barker recipe and now Gazpacho and me are trying to get it out!"
"How'd you get in there," asks Mung.
Then Scary eats Mung.
. . .
The three of us manage to catch the Crazy Fuit.
"Now, we just wait for nature to make a call," says Gazpacho.
I then answered a phone call.
. . .
Now Scary is a nice, friendly dog.
"Meet Not-So-Scary," says Mung.
"I prefer him before," says Aku.
"I'll cheer you up with some cryberry pies I somehow managed to make during all this," says Mung, "oh no! The Samurai took these too!"
It was me and Gazpacho. Not-So-Scary then attacked us.
XXXVIII
In the next chapter, Aku sends Demongo to attack Jack.