Chapter 40: Witchy Simone:
Witchy Simone's POV:
My name is Witchy Simone, and I was a part auf the Resistance, but then they kicked me auut. Can you believe it? So now here I am working aun this spell that could weaken Aku's forces and hoping this will convince those guys to let me back in. "Now, let's see. Next is Eye auf Newt. Sounds a little cliched if you ask me but go with the flow." I then looked and saw there was no eye auf nothing! "I ain't got no eye auf newt! Where am I gonah get aune? Wait, maybe the Samurai can help me!"
Peter's POV:
Jill and I were at the lab as Dexter was working on his latest invention, a robot designed to look like one of those beetle drones.
"We can have it infiltrate Aku's drones," says Dexter.
Then an 18-year-old girl with pink skin and purple hair with a white streak came in. She wears a blue jacket over a yellow tunic, jeans and boots as well as orange trimmed blue gloves and a yellow witch hat bent at the peak.
"Hi Dexta," says the pink girl.
"Witchy Simone," says Dexter, "what are you doing here?"
"I need the Samurai's help to find a newt," says Witchy Simone.
"Jack is resting from this experience with Demongo," says Jill, "but maybe we can help."
"Hey, yeah, I don't see no reason the Samurai's besties can't give me a hand," says Witchy Simone, "togetha, the three auf us can get that newt!"
"Please excuse us," says Dexter as he pushes us away.
. . .
"Listen," says Dexter, "we kicked her out of the Resistance for a reason... she's crazy! She's a loose cannon! She'll cause more harm than good!"
"Yeah, she's totally bonkers... hey, he knows his sista was neva in the Resistance, right," asks Witchy Simone.
"I think we can handle it," says Jill.
. . .
The three of us went to Stormalong, where Pepperment Harry of the Candy Barrel told us where to find a newt.
"...and that's where you have to go," says Harry.
"Who's this," asks Jill, pointing to a picture.
"Oh, that's the original owner of the Candy Barrel, Peppermint Larry and his Candy Wife." We were all confused. "I'm not biologically related to them; my ancestor was adopted." He then laughs like a lunatic.
. . .
We then traveled to what Peppermint Harry calls the Sea of Teeth, where there are apparently, vicious creatures that could try to eat us.
"This is not going to be fun," I said.
I then got caught on a hook and was fished up to the surface.
. . .
"So, Chowder and Schnitzel would rather have fun with Reuban then fish with me," says Aku's chef, "I can still get... the Samurai's friend?"
I then kicked him in the eye and went back in the water.
. . .
"Good thing Dexta gave us these nifdee diving suits," says Witchy Simone.
"Now we just need to find a newt," I said.
Witchy Simone then talked to a fish. "You know where I can find a newt?" She got no answer. "You can't fool me, I know Giovanni sent ya!"
We then grabbed her. "Maybe there's a better way to do this," says Jill.
"Perhaps I can help," says a pig in a diving suit, "I'm Reuban and I might know where to find your newt... for the price of a sandwich."
"Do you guys by anychance carry sandwiches with you," asks Witchy Simone.
"No," we both said.
"Me neitha," says Witchy Simone.
"Well, then I'm afraid I can't help," says Reuban, "now if you excuse me, I have a blue skinned chef to torment..."
Witchy Simone then grabs him. "How'bout I make a ham sandwich... auut auf you?"
"Sounds fair to me," says Reuban.
. . .
He then takes us to a newt.
"Hey look, that dog's wearing an eyepatch," says Witchy Simone.
"That's a newt," says Reuban.
"Thank you, weiud pig man, now, who wants to do the honah auf taking his aunly eye auut?"
"Wait, what," I asked.
"Why else would a witch be looking fah a newt?"
"I thought that was just a stereotype," says Jill.
"We can't take his eye," I said.
"Don't look at me," says Reuban, "I can't do it because it'd be too gross."
"Stop right there!" It was our old friends, the Triceraquins, "I am sorry, Peter and Jill, but we cannot allow you to remove this poor creature's only eye."
"Well, I'm going back to the surface," says Reuban as he swims back up.
"You fish boys wanah mess with me," asks Witchy Simone.
She then got into a fight with them. We had to keep the newt safe.
"I have an idea," says Jill.
. . .
We were at Dexter's Lab where Dexter was able to clone the newt's eye.
"There, it is done," says Dexter.
"How you liking your new peepers, Newt," asks Witchy Simone.
The newt's new eyes looked weird.
"Tell me again why you can't just take the clone eyes," asks Dexter.
. . .
And so, ends another adventure.
"I wonder what happened to that pig," asks Jill.
Reuban's POV:
I got eaten by Aku. "Well, I don't like this one bit!"
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In the next chapter, Aku creates an evil counterpart for Jack.