Chapter 55: The Rowdy Ruff Boys:
Aku's POV:
I was watching the many allies the Samurai has found, like the Resistance, Ben 10, and those Powerpuff Girls. Those girls have impressive powers. Perhaps if... yes.
. . .
"I would like to point out that you tried this before," says Viceroy.
"Just make me children as powerful as the Powerpuff Girls," I said.
"Alright, just remember, the evil Samurai didn't work," says Viceroy, "I'll send someone to find out what the Powerpuff Girls are made of."
. . .
"According to my intel," says Viceroy, "sugar, spice, and everything nice."
"Too sweet," says Aku.
"Well, that is what little girls are made of," says Viceroy, "maybe we could try something else."
. . .
Viceroy was then mixing together snips, snails, and puppydog tails.
Singer: From my heart and from my hand
Why don't people understand my intention
(Chorus: Weird, ooh)
(Chorus: Weird science)
Plastic tubes and pots and pans
Bits and pieces and the magic from the hand
We're makin' weird science, ooh
Things I've never seen before
Behind bolted doors, talent and imagination
Weird science
Not what teacher said to do
Makin' dreams come true, living tissue, warm flesh
Weird science, ooh
Plastic tubes and pots and pans
Bits and pieces and
Bits and pieces and (Chorus: creation)
My creation, is it real
It's my creation, ooh, my creation
It's my creation
Magic and technology
Voodoo dolls and chants, electricity
We're makin' weird science
Fantasy and microchips
Shooting from the hip, something different
We're making weird science, ooh
Pictures from a magazine
Diagrams and charts, mending broken hearts
And makin' weird science
Something like a recipe
Bits and pieces and
Bits and pieces and
my creation, is it real
It's my creation, I do not know
No hesitation, no heart of gold
Just flesh and blood, I do not know
I do not know
From my heart and from my hand
Why don't people understand my intentions
(Chorus: Ooh, ooh-ooh, weird science)
Magic and technology
Voodoo dolls and chants
(Chorus: Weird science)
Things I've never seen before
Behind bolted doors
(Chorus: Weird science)
Not what teacher said to do
Bits and pieces and
Bits and pieces and
my creation, is it real
It's my creation, I do not know
No hesitation, no heart of gold
Just flesh and blood, I do not know
It's my creation, it's my creation, ooh
My creation, ooh, my creation
It's my creation
From my heart and from my hand
Why don't people understand my intentions
bits and pieces
Bits and pieces
(Chorus: Ooh, ooh, ooh) bits and pieces
(Chorus: Weird science)
It's alive!
Ooh, ooh-ooh, weird science
Weird science
My creation, is it real
It's my creation, I do not know
Ooh, no hesitation, is it real
Just flesh and blood, just flesh and blood (Chorus: it's my creation)
Just flesh and blood (Chorus: It's my creation)
Weird science, weird science
Weird science, weird science
Weird science, weird science (Chorus: science)
And (Chorus: bits and pieces, bits and pieces)
And (Chorus: bits and pieces, ooh, bits and pieces)
And (Chorus: bits and pieces, pieces, science)
And (Chorus: bits and bits and pieces)
Science (Chorus: bits and pieces, ooh, bits and pieces)
Science (Chorus: bits and pieces, ooh, bits and pieces)
And (Chorus: bits and pieces, ooh, bits and pieces)
And (Chorus: weird, bits and pieces, bits and pieces)
Science, ooh
And science!
Science!
Science!
Science!
"We just need you to provide the rest," says Viceroy.
I then placed a bit of myself within the formula and now, my new weapons are born. "Welcome, Children of Darkness," I said.
"We're the Rowdyruff Boys," says the boy in red, "Brick!"
"Boomer!"
"Butch!"
"Yes, I have a challenge I believe you will find most enjoyable."
Jack's POV:
My friends and I have arrived in Townsville.
"Look," says Jill, "the Powerpuff Girls have come to greet us."
"Wait," says Peter, "did Blossom turn...red?"
It was not the Powerpuff Girls, but three boys that are identitcal to them.
"Umm... hello..." I began.
The boy in red then looks at a picture. "That's him." The three then attack us. They had one advantage... we cannot harm children!
"We have to move," I said.
. . .
We managed to escape to the Utonium Household.
"The Chemicle X I used to make the Girls did come from Aku," says the Professor, "it only makes sense that he can use it to make more."
"Don't worry, Jack," says Blossom, "we'll just take them down."
"Yeah, let's kick their butts," says Buttercup.
"Wait," says Jill, "these boys fight like you, but are more barbaric."
"Even more then Buttercup," asks Peter.
"The point is," says Jill, "perhaps you need another way."
"Like what," asks Blossom.
"They are young boys," says Jill, "they look at least five years of age. What do you think their weakness would be?"
"Oh, I get it," says Blossom.
"Me too," says Bubbles.
"Yuck," says Buttercup.
Peter and I were confused.
. . .
We arrived in the center of the city where the Rowdyruff Boys were.
"You ready to die," asks the boy in red.
"We cannot fight children," I said, "but they will fight you." The Powerpuff Girls arrive.
"You're sending sissies to do your fighting for you," asks the boy in red. Just as the Rowdyruff Boys were about to attack, the Powerpuff Girls kissed them on the cheeks. The boys were so disgusted, they exploded.
"Now I see," I said.
Aku's POV:
I was so furious, I started breaking everything in sight. Viceroy ran out.
Jack's POV:
"Thank you Powerpuff Girls," I said.
"No problem," says Blossom, "I kind of liked it."
"Me too," says Bubbles.
Buttercup was spitting in disgust.
"Let's go," I said.
LV
In the next chapter, Aku releases the Minions of Set.