Chapter 65: Bravo:
Johnny's POV:
I was at the graveyard again. Around this time, I would come and see the grave of the only woman I ever loved... who actually loved me back.
"Hey Heather," I said, "y'know, you got the best looking grave out here... not to disrespect anyone else. Anyway, we got a samurai ally. He's like the only one that can harm Aku with his sword and he has these friends that also have weapons. Anyway, we're doing a whole lot better. Well, here are the flowers." I then left them. "See ya around." I then walked away.
The General's POV:
I saw the Resistance Leader leaving flowers on his late lover's grave. Pathetic. Hmm. Remove the Leader, weaken the Resistance. Yes.
Jack's POV:
We were at the base, waiting for Johnny.
"Where is he," I asked.
"He... had something personal to take care of," says Frankie.
"Is our cause not important," asks Peter.
"Some people have things they gotta deal with themselves," says Frankie.
Johnny then enters. "Sorry I'm late," says Johnny, "anyway, Dexter has something for us."
"We found one of Aku's factories where he makes his Beetle Drones," says Dexter, "it is located in the Grand Canyon."
"Then we go to this canyon and destroy the factory," says Jack.
"Alright," says Johnny, "Jack, Jill, Peter, Frankie, and I will go."
"Ooh, ooh," says Billy, "I wanna come too!"
"Over my dead body," says Johnny.
"Please," says Billy.
"No," says Johnny.
"Please," says Billy.
"No," says Johnny.
"Please," says Billy.
"No," says Johnny.
"Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..."
"ALRIGHT," Johnny shouts, "you can come, just stop saying please!"
"YAY," Billy shouts, "let's go!" Billy then runs to the jet.
"We'll be sorry," says Frankie.
. . .
We then drove the jet to the Grand Canyon. Frankie is driving the jet.
"Is that the Grand Canyon," asks Jill.
"Yep," says Johnny, "it's been a while."
"You've been here before," asks Peter.
"Ancient history," says Johnny, "land here!"
. . .
We then started walking through the canyon where we found the canyon.
"Okay," says Johnny, "I'll distract the guards, while Jack, Jill, Peter, and Frankie sneak in and Billy... go protect that rock over there."
"Yes Sir, Leader Bravo, Sir!" Billy then goes to protect the rock.
"Good luck," says Johnny.
Frankie then kisses Johnny on the cheek. "We got this." We then left.
. . .
"Frankie, if you don't mind my asking," says Jill, "why has Johnny been acting weird?"
"It's not my place to tell you," says Frankie, "let's just get in and take this factory out."
Johnny's POV:
I was pretending to be a salesman. "Could I interest you in..."
The Guard then reveals himself to be the General in disguise. He then knocks me out.
. . .
I woke up from a dream about jerkey. Mmm... Jerkey. Anyway, I was faced with the General.
"I knew a fake factory would lure you here," says the General.
"That factory's a fake," I asked.
"Yes, and the Samurai will be faced with Aku himself," says the General.
"You fiend," I said. I then looked and realized one of the weapons he had belonged to... "Where did you get that laser sword?"
"Oh, it belonged to some Resistance member," says the General, "I didn't get her name. She was a curvy red head in a red outfit. I took her weapon after I killed her!"
He's talking about Heather! This is the man who took her life!
Jack's POV:
We were surrounded by Aku's forces. Aku himself came, along with the Crystal Demon, Dazrin.
"Samurai Jack," says Aku, "at last, you shall die, and do you know what else, my General is dealing with the Resistance Leader!" Aku then laughs.
"Hey, guys, I lost the rock," says Billy as he enters.
"Look, the incompetent traitor," says Dazrin.
Aku then goes to him. "I will just destroy him," says Aku, "are you scared?"
Billy: Scary-O, Scary-O
I'm scared but not very though
Scary scary scary-O
I'm not scared from head to toe
Well, I'm scared not very though
I'm not afraid of a pointy sword
If it's not me it's pointing toward
I'm not worried I'll fall overboard
And pop my head open like a gourd
Beetledrone: And pop his head open like a gourd?
Billy: I'm not afraid of poisonous bugs
If they don't show their ugly mugs.
I'm not afraid of all of you thugs
If I know all you really need are hugs
Beetledrones: If he knows all we really need are hugs
Billy/Beetledrones: Scary-O scary-O
I'm scared but not very though
Scary scary scary-O
I'm not scared from head to toe
Well, I'm scared, not very though
Jack: We can take this opportunity to leave.
Billy: I'm not afraid of big earthquakes
As long as the ground doesn't shake
And I'm not scared of rattlesnakes
If they don't bite but feed me cake
Beetledrones: If they don't bite but feed him cake
Billy: And I'm not scared of Black Hat
So, I'm not a scaredy cat
And I'm not scared of all this sand
But I am pretty scared of being eaten by the band
Grojband shows up and Kon does a drum solo.
Billy and Beetledrones: Scary-O scary-O
I'm scared but not very though
Scary scary Scary-O
I'm not scared from head to toe
Well, I'm scared, not very though
Billy: Well, I'm afraid I'm not scared at all
Beetledrone: Of being kicked or keelhauled
Aku: My goodness he's so brave and tall
Dazrin: There's no braver boy I can recall
Jill: This should not work at all.
Billy and Laney are now doing a Guitar/vocal duet.
Billy: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH I'M SCARY-OOOOOOOOOO
I'M SCARY-OOOOOOOOO
SCARY SCARY IM NOT SCARED NOT VERY THOUGH
SCARY-O SCARY-O
I'M NOT SCARED AT ALLLLLL
I'M NOT SCARED, I'M NOT SCARED
I COULD USE SOMETHING TO EAT
I'M REALLY REALLY HUNGRY
Beetledrones: SCARY-O SCARY-O
I'M SCARED NOT VERY THOUGH
Jack: We must go and find Johnny!
Billy: You're welcome.
Frankie: Okay, Billy, you were a good help. Now, let's go.
Beetledrones: Scary-O Scary-O Scary-O Scary-O
Scary-O Scary-O
I'm scared but not very though
Scary scary scary-o,
I'm not scared from head to toe
Well, I'm scared, not very though
I'm scared, not very though
I'm scared, not very though
I'm scared, not very though
I'm scared, not very though
I'm scared, not very though!
We left as Aku was doing a very traumatic dance.
Johnny's POV:
"What are you going to do to me," I asked.
"I'm going to remove your head," says the General. Then someone came in just in time. "The Samurai?"
"Nope," I said, "my Mama!"
"I got Frankie's message," says my Mama, "and I'm here to kick butt and takes names!"
My Mama then started beating the General down. Jack and the others came in.
"Oh, did I forget to mention I called Johnny's Mom for help," asks Frankie.
"She is a mighty woman," says Jack.
The General then makes his escape.
Jack's POV:
Johnny finally decided to tell us the story. "Her name was Heather Alspund," says Johnny, "she was one of the best. We worked well together and fell in love, but then someone killed her, and I recently learned it was the General."
"What," asks Frankie, "he did it?"
"Yep," says Johnny, "and one day, he is going to pay. Hey Billy, Frankie told me how you distracted Aku. Good job."
"Does this mean I can go on more missions," asks Billy.
"Can't hear you," says Johnny, "I'm going in another room!"
We learned plenty today.
LXV
In the next chapter, Jack, Major Glory, and Kronk look for Val Halen's ax.