Chapter 73: Villainous (1):
Aku's POV:
"IMBECILES!" I was shouting at everyone who works for me. "None of you have ever defeated that meddling Samurai!"
"Sir, maybe instead of hunting after the samurai, we just focus on destroying the time portals," says the Chamberlain, "without them, he's just a guy who's wandering around..."
"SILENCE!"
"Having problems?" Black Hat came in.
"What do you want," I asked.
"It's strange that you should yell at them... when you can't defeat the Samurai!"
"I told you, I will not be doing any more business with you, Has-been!"
"Aku, I'm giving you one last chance..."
"Your organization is the biggest joke since... well, the scientists I have."
"Hey," says Susan.
"That's cold," says Viceroy.
"Who are you in the calling of a joke," asks the Mad Scientist.
"Aku, you may rule this world, but I'm still more evil than you."
"No one is more evil than Aku!"
Aku: White shirt now red, my bloody nose
Sleepin', you're on your tippy toes
Creepin' around like no one knows
Think you're so criminal
Bruises on both my knees for you
Don't say thank you or please
I do what I want when I'm wanting to
My soul? So cynical
Aku/Black Hat: So you're a tough guy
Like it really rough guy
Just can't get enough guy
Chest always so puffed guy
I'm that bad type
Make your mama sad type
Make your girlfriend mad tight
Might seduce your dad type
I'm the bad guy
Duh
I'm the bad guy
Black Hat: I like it when you take control
Even if you know that you don't
Own me, I'll let you play the role
I'll be your animal
My mommy likes to sing along with me
But she won't sing this song
If she reads all the lyrics
She'll pity the men I know
Aku/Black Hat: So, you're a tough guy
Like it really rough guy
Just can't get enough guy
Chest always so puffed guy
I'm that bad type
Make your mama sad type
Make your girlfriend mad tight
Might seduce your dad type
I'm the bad guy
Duh
I'm the bad guy, duhh
I'm only good at bein' bad, bad
Aku: I like when you get mad
Black Hat: I guess I'm pretty glad that you're alone
Aku: You said she's scared of me?
Black Hat: I mean, I don't see what she sees
Aku: But maybe it's 'cause I'm wearing your cologne
Aku/Black Hat: I'm a bad guy
I'm, I'm a bad guy
Bad guy, bad guy
I'm a bad!
"See ya around, Aku." Black Hat then leaves.
"So... who is that guy," asks Viceroy.
Jack's POV:
Billy and I were patrolling the streets when...
"Hey, the Sun's changed," says Billy.
I then slapped my face. "Billy, that is the Moon."
"So... the Sun's mooning us," asks Billy.
I'm starting to wonder if we should give him back to Aku. Then I was attacked.
"Demencia," I said.
"Remember me," asks Demencia.
"Yes, I just said your name."
"Hey, are you gonna sing songs," asks Billy.
"Depends, why," asks Demencia.
"All dinosaurs sing songs and hang out with kids way younger than them," says Billy.
"This kid's not playing with a full deck is he," asks Demencia.
Demencia and I then fought. "Before, you mentioned a creature more evil then Aku," I said, "who is this creature?"
"You're going to find out soon," said Demencia.
Demencia then disappears. "So, does that mean she is or isn't going to sing," asks Billy.
I then glared at him.
. . .
I told the Resistance.
"Something more evil then Aku," says Johnny, "sure, as if our current problem wasn't enough."
"If we catch Demencia, maybe we can learn more," says Jill.
"One problem," says Peter, "she's a wild animal!"
"We don't have many other options," I said.
Frankie looks at the image of Demencia. "She looks familiar, but I can't put my finger on it."
. . .
Jill, Peter, and I began searching for Demencia.
"I can't believe we have to look for that psycho again," says Peter.
"Wait, someone is signaling us," says Jill.
. . .
We then met with them. It was two of the Daughters of Aku.
"What is it you seek," I asked.
"I am Ari, and this is Ali, and we wish to help you."
"And we're supposed to trust you," asks Jill.
"What if Aku found out," asks Peter.
"We no longer care what he thinks," says Ali, "we know the truth."
"The truth," says Jill.
"We assumed Aku was a benevolent ruler," says Ari.
"And what did you think this was," asks Peter, pointing to the nightmare Aku has created, "his idea of irony?"
"Um... yeah..." says Ali now looking ashamed.
"We're sorry for not seeing it before," says Ari, "but we may have to stop this new threat."
"And what do you know about him," I asked.
"All we know is that he is the source of Aku's bounty hunters," says Ali.
"And that his name is Black Hat," asks Ari.
"Then if we defeat him, we could put an end to Aku's bounty hunters," I said.
We then heard a laugh.
"Sounds like Demencia," says Peter.
"If you do wish to help, then help us defeat her," says Jill.
They agreed and came with us to face Demencia.
. . .
We found Demencia and she was trying to eat a child. I then kicked her down. "Okay, ow," says Demencia.
"Enough of this madness," I said.
She then jumped around and we attempted to fight her. Shen was hard to catch, but then Ari and Ali knock her down. They were about to kill her, but Peter stops them. "We need her alive."
Then a large machine comes out of the ground.
"What is that," I asked.
"The end," says Demencia. She then laughs maniacally.
LXXIII
In the next chapter, Jack takes on Black Hat. Also, Frankie's noticing of something familiar about Demencia is a joke on their similarities.