Chapter 75: The Scotsman Saves Jack (1):
Scotsman's POV:
Ah wis oan this ship. Alone. Mah mukkers wur back wi' th' clan. Ah wis sittin` thare. Then a deckhand cam 'n' shored a drink.
"Care for a beverage," he asks.
'twas samurai jack, bit whit wis he daein' 'ere? "Laddie, whit urr ye daein' 'ere? this a secret resistance mission?"
"I don't know what you're talking about?"
"Richt, sure ye dinnae." Ah then realized he meant it. "Ye'r serious, aren't ye?"
"I don't know who you think I am, but my name's Brent Worthington."
"That's nae a name! ye'r Samurai Jack! ye'r th' greatest warrior forby me! ye'r th' yin who's gonnae save us... wait, whaur ur Jill 'n' Peter?"
"I don't even know who those are," he says.
"I'm not Samurai Jack."
"'n' ah say yer!"
Then th' ship wis under attack. 'twas a giant squid. It stairted breaking th' ship apairt. Th' captain yelled fur us a' tae tak' abandon ship.
"We better go," says Jack.
"Aye, Ah gree," I said.
We then jumpt oot o' th' boat.
. . .
Jack 'n' ah wur then in th' ocean 'n' we wur surroondit by fish-men. Ah hate fish-men. Then yin stairted bubbling.
"Whit's wi' th' bubbling?"
"It's how they talk. They're talking about a guy who helped them when some blue guy, a cat thing, and a rock monster was fishing them."
Then thay a' stairted making bubbles!
"Whit ur thay saying noo?"
"They think I'm this guy, but it's not me!"
"Ask thaim whilk wey!"
Jack does sae 'n' th' fish-men tell us tae gang east.
. . .
We arrived oan shore.
"Well, that's it for me, Later Dude."
"Och, sure, gang oan ahead, a'm juist trying tae pat yer brains back in yer heid!"
"Look, I'm sure this guy is awesome, but it's not me!"
"Ah ken." Ah then knocked him oot.
. . .
Ah then forced Jack tae come wi' me tae fin' a'body who's ever seen him at ony point.
Singer: Here's to the ones that we got
Cheers to the wish you were here, but you're not
'Cause the drinks bring back all the memories
Of everything we've been through
Toast to the ones here today
Toast to the ones that we lost on the way
'Cause the drinks bring back all the memories
And the memories bring back, memories bring back you
There's a time that I remember, when I did not know no pain
When I believed in forever, and everything would stay the same
Now my heart feel like December when somebody say your name
'Cause I can't reach out to call you, but I know I will one day, yeah
Everybody hurts sometimes
Everybody hurts someday, ayy ayy
But everything gon' be alright
Go and raise a glass and say, ayy
Here's to the ones that we got
Cheers to the wish you were here, but you're not
'Cause the drinks bring back all the memories
Of everything we've been through
Toast to the ones here today
Toast to the ones that we lost on the way
'Cause the drinks bring back all the memories
And the memories bring back, memories bring back you
Doo doo, doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo
Memories bring back, memories bring back you
There's a time that I remember when I never felt so lost
When I felt all of the hatred was too powerful to stop (Chorus: ooh, yeah)
Now my heart feel like an ember and it's lighting up the dark
I'll carry these torches for ya that you know I'll never drop, yeah
Everybody hurts sometimes
Everybody hurts someday, ayy ayy
But everything gon' be alright
Go and raise a glass and say, ayy
Here's to the ones that we got (Chorus: oh)
Cheers to the wish you were here, but you're not
'Cause the drinks bring back all the memories
Of everything we've been through (Chorus: no, no)
Toast to the ones here today (Chorus: ayy)
Toast to the ones that we lost on the way
'Cause the drinks bring back all the memories (Chorus: ayy)
And the memories bring back, memories bring back you
Doo doo, doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo
Memories bring back, memories bring back you
Doo doo, doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo (Chorus: ooh, yeah)
Memories bring back, memories bring back you
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, doh, doh
Memories bring back, memories bring back you!
Ah then busted intae a saloon. "Haes a'body seen this jimmy?"
Unfortunately, thare wis a wanted poster wi' his coupon oan it. Whoops. We wur then surroondit.
LXXV
In the next chapter, the Scotsman finds a clue.