This chapter is for the Regular Show episode Peeps
Flying through the endless voids of space to another awesome food planet was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman and his counterparts, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Imperious, Naked Krabs, Stinger, Sandboy, Disgruntled Postman and Crystal Dragon (Miraculous) as well as Kevin, Seamia the Cancer, Maud Pie, Phil, Valhallen, and Zeus and we were on our way to another awesome and fun rescue.
Me: I can't wait to see what food planet this one is.
Qin: Me too.
Xenia: This will be fun and cool.
Lola: Yeah it sure will be awesome.
Laney:: I'm really excited for this one.
Kevin: Yeah me too! Especially after kicking so many butts.
Me: You got that right.
Nico: Kevin, I want to thank you, Imperious, and your teams for coming.
Kevin: No problem Nico. This is gonna be awesome.
Eddy: Especially with you shovelchin.
Luan: (LAUGHS) Yeah!
Nico: Seamia, remember when we met you?
Seamia: Aye how can I forget.
Me: That was crazy.
FLASHBACK - Chapter 1478
In Ponyville, me and Sue were going to find the next girl.
Sue: (German Accent) That's odd. The next girl we're rescuing is in Ponyville,
Sue concentrated and groaned as her hands started trembling.
Me: Just right across the way. Very unusual.
Sue turned into LOBCLAW!
Me: YEAH!
We were walking around. But then..
Me: WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA!
I slipped and fell onto the ground and landed on what felt like a hard metal.
Me: OW! What the!?
I got up and saw that the entire street was made of solid gold!
Me: WHOA! (Taps the street) It's made of solid gold!
Lobclaw: This wasn't your doing was it?
Me: No. This is not my doing. Something is telling me that this is the work of Equestrian Dark Magic.
Lobclaw: Did that happen there too?
She pointed and I saw the town hall was made of diamond and crystal and looked more extravagant!
Me: WHOA!
Lobclaw: Und look at that!
I saw Applejack's apple cart all blinged up with jewels and gold.
Me: (Whistles) That is dazzling! Wait a second. This is Rarity's work! But I didn't think she would take things too far like this. We got to find her!
Lobclaw agreed and we went to find her.
We saw Rarity on a nearby cliff and we saw that she had turned much of Ponyville into a beautiful and incredibly dazzling place of jewels and crystal!
Me: WHOA! Rarity what did you do!?
Rarity: [giggling] Oh hello J.D. I made Ponyville beautiful.
Me: A little too beautiful but wow!
Lobclaw: Yeah this is amazing.
Me: You've been really busy for the last couple of hours.
Rarity: I sure have and I also made 15 years worth of fall fashion trends in just over 12 hours.
Me: WHOA! That has to be like over 1,000 styles of clothes!
Lobclaw: Wow!
Rarity: My work here in Ponyville is nearly complete. Don't you think it's time the rest of Equestria benefited from my creative vision?
Spike: Absolutely!
Me: Your view on it is all amazing Rarity.
Rarity: Ooh, I'm thinking we go by chariot! Or, as everyone will soon be calling them, "Rariot"! [laughs]
Owlowiscious was hooting around Rarity and I then saw a strange book in her bag and I grabbed it.
Me: What's this?
Spike: Oh, yeah, we should definitely go by–
[magic zap]
Spike: Huh?!
We saw Rarity make an incredible chariot!
Me: WHOA! What a Chariot!
Lobclaw: Wunderbar! That is amazing!
Spike: How... how did you... do that?
Rarity: I'm so excited! I'm so excited!
Spike: [quietly] I'm so scared.
Me: Uh oh.
Rarity: Oh, the places we'll go, Spike! (Makes 3 more chariots) Manehattan, Fillydelphia, Canterlot! And there you'll be by my side, just as you've always been here in Ponyville, your constant praise and adoration driving me to even greater heights, until there isn't an inch of Equestria that hasn't been utterly transformed by my creative genius!
She turned a whole tree into a beautiful crystal tree.
Me: OH WOW! That tree is beautiful.
Lobstar: It sure is.
?: Rarity stop!
We saw the next girl and she was a Cancer the Crab!
Me: Whoa you're a Cancer the Crab.
Seamia: That's right and I'm Seamia. It's a pleasure to meet you J.D. and you too Sue. Heard so much about you all.
Lobclaw: Same here.
Me: We can talk later. But right now we have to talk some sense into Rarity. Rarity you might be taking this a little too far.
Spike: That's right Rarity. You have to stop now.
Rarity: What did you say?
Spike: I said 'no'. You've been changing things, but you haven't been making them better. I should have told you the truth at the very beginning, but I didn't because I was trying to be a supportive friend. [sighs] But instead, I let you become something awful.
Rarity: Awful?
[magic whirling]
Her eyes glowed green and the magic left her and she was back to normal.
Rarity: Ugh... what happened?
Spike: Rarity! You're okay?
Rarity: I... I think so... though by the looks of it, something quite terrifying has happened to Ponyville.
Me: That terrifying thing was from dark magic.
Spike: You happened.
Rarity: Me?
Me: Yeah. You have been turning everything in Ponyville into dazzling works of art. Crystals, jewels, everything. You even turned the roads of Ponyville into 24K gold.
Rarity: Oh my.
Me: Yeah. And you completed 15 years worth of clothes and fashion trends in over 12 hours.
Seamia: Yeah you sure have. Your store here is flooded with clothes. Very beautiful clothes I might add.
Spike realized something.
Spike: The last part of the spell!
Rarity: [flashback] Only when true words are spoken will you finally be set free.
Spike: The spell took over you, and you wanted to change everything in Equestria. I was afraid to tell you how I really felt about it, but then I... I told you the truth.
Rarity: Dearest Spike, you should never be afraid to tell me the truth. We're friends, remember?
Me: That's right Spike. There's a saying that I know from the Bible. "If you abide in my word, you are truly my disciples, and you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free." That was a very powerful line that Jesus said in the Book of John.
Lobclaw: That's a good saying.
Seamia: It sure is.
Lobclaw: I'm gonna revert back.
Me: Okay.
I put on my blind man glasses and Spike covered his eyes. Sue reverted back.
Sue was human again. But topless.
Sue: (covers her boobs) I hope you've learned something from all this, Rarity.
Rarity: Oh indeed I have darling.
I gave Sue a shirt.
Sue: Danke J.D.
Me: Bitte. Where did you even get this book anyway?
Sue put it on and I took off my glasses.
Spike: I found it in the library at the ruins of Castle of The Two Sisters.
Me: Hmm.
I looked at it and it was an interesting yet dangerous spell.
Me: Hmm. "From in the head to out in the world, every thought to action. Hold close this book and through its spell, you'll start a chain reaction, projecting forth whatever beauty you see. Only when true words are spoken will you finally be set free." Very enigmatic but dangerous. It corrupted you to the point where you wanted to beautify all of Equestria and all that. But it was the truth that set you free Rarity.
Rarity: I'm so sorry guys.
Me: It's not your fault Rarity. And Spike was just doing everything he could to help you out. But you made Ponyville amazing.
Seamia: She sure did. Wow. This was amazing.
Me: But I don't think the citizens will like having the streets made of gold like this. I think I can help out with this.
I used my magic and had the streets reverted back and the gold was made into gold bricks and then gave it all to some of the citizens.
Me: There we go.
We went to the Carousel Boutique and we went in and saw the whole place flooded with clothes.
Me: HOLY MACKEREL! Look at all these clothes.
Rarity: I made all these?
Me: From the looks of things yeah you sure did Rarity. Wow.
I picked one up and it was a dazzling red sequin dress with red rubies all over it.
Me: Wow! Look at these.
Seamia: These are all beautiful.
Rarity: They are simply amazing darling. It's amazing that I made all these.
Me: I know. Lets fold and organize all these and then we can show them off at home.
I used my magic and got all the clothes folded and washed and ready for an awesome fashion show.
Me: There. Now lets see what else happened.
We went around town and saw Applejack's apple cart and it was made of solid gold and beautiful jewels.
Me: (Whistles!) Wow that cart looks amazing.
Applejack: Oh howdy J.D. What happened to my cart here?
Me: It was Equestrian Dark Magic. Rarity learned a big lesson here.
Rarity told her and Granny Smith everything that happened.
Applejack: Wow! That explains why my cart turned into this.
Rainbow Dash came down and she had a REALLY beautiful dress on.
Rainbow Dash: This dress is awful!
Me: Wow that dress is beautiful. Hold on R.D.
I took the dress off.
Rainbow Dash: Whew. Thanks J.D.
Me: You're welcome. Wow this dress is amazing. Carol would like it.
Rainbow Dash: She sure would. How did that dress appear like that?
Me: Rarity was getting carried away because of it.
I told her everything.
Rarity: I'm sorry Rainbow Dash.
Rainbow Dash: Aw it's all right Rarity.
Rarity: And Applejack I'm sorry I went too far.
Applejack: Aww it's all right Rarity. I wonder who else got affected by this.
Me: I think Fluttershy too. Lets go see.
We went to Fluttershy's cottage and we saw a really heavy birdhouse on her tree. Or no it was actually a Bird Mansion.
Me: (Whistles) Wow that is an amazing Birdhouse.
Seamia: Looks more like a Bird Mansion.
Fluttershy: Oh Mr. Robin we'll find your way out for you.
Me: We got this Fluttershy.
I went over to the Birdhouse and got it down and then I snapped my fingers and made a normal size birdhouse and hung it and then the robin came and Fluttershy gave him new seed.
Fluttershy: Thank you guys. I wonder how Mr. Robin's house got like that.
Me: Funny story. Rarity learned a big lesson today.
We told her everything.
Fluttershy: Oh my. Rarity that's okay. You were just trying to help out.
Rarity: Thank you Fluttershy. But this birdhouse is amazing.
Me: It sure is. We make beautiful birdhouses ourselves. But this one is amazing in architectural creativity.
Seamia: It sure is.
Applejack: Amazing.
Me: I think Pinkie Pie was affected too. Lets go see.
We went to a kids party and we saw that it was turned into an exquisite party.
Me: Okay this definitely is more your taste Rarity. Here we go. (Snaps fingers)
The party was back to what it was before.
Me: There we go.
The foals cheered.
Pinkie Pie: Thanks J.D.!
Me: You're welcome Pinkie!
Pinkie Pie: What happened to the party I set up?
Me: Funny story on that and I don't mean funny ha ha.
I told her everything.
Pinkie Pie: Oh man! Rarity it's all right. You were just trying to help.
Rarity: Oh thank you Pinkie.
We later walked around all of Ponyville and we saw that Sunset Shimmer's arcade was made into an exquisite dance studio and I snapped my fingers and turned that back and all of Starlight Glimmer's books were all jeweled and sequined too and they were dazzling. I snapped my fingers and reverted them back.
Later we went back to the World Tree Estate.
We arrived and we later explained everything.
Nico: WHOA! You guys have been busy!
Me: Yeah we sure were.
Lori: Rarity these clothes are all literally amazing!
Leni: They are all totes adorbs.
Carol: You said it.
Me: Glad you girls like them.
Eli: Wow.
Nico: Glad Rarity learned a huge lesson from all this. What are you gonna do with that book J.D.?
Me: Put it in our library's restricted section.
Nico: Good thinking.
FLASHHACK ENDS
When I was done everyone was shocked and amazed and more.
Qin: Yeah I remember that!
Camie: That is amazing!
Lola: Yep.
Nico: Rarity went crazy during that time.
Seamia: She sure did.
Rarity: And I learned a huge lesson during that time darlings.
Qin: You sure did.
Lola: Yeah but the clothes she made back then were amazing.
Leni: They totes were awesome.
Lola: Yeah.
Nico: Yesterday was awesome.
Me: Boy it sure was.
Xenia: Yeah no kidding.
May: I can't believe that jerk threatened to kill me!
Maria: Yeah no kidding! It was awesome smashing their faces in with Erza's club.
Camie: Yeah that was cool. And J.D. used a really awesome meach whistle.
Xenia: That was awesome.
Me: Thanks. It was cool to try it out too.
Nico: The mascots took turns hitting them with said club.
May: That was really funny.
Laney: It sure was!
Camie: Yeah!
Nico: Yep. And Laney you did a great job on your first ever ambassador mission.
Laney: Yeah thanks Nico. That was fo fun.
Misty Tredwell: it sure was.
Lola: We're proud of you Laney.
Laney: Aww thanks.
Me: Don't give her a swollen head. But it was still fun.
Eddy: Is there a whistle for sea bears too?
Me: Yep. I made whistles for sea bears, sea rhinoceroses, dogs, cats, animals of land, air and sea.
Nico: Cool!
Me: Yep.
Maria: Wow way to be prepared.
Me: That was cool.
Camie: It sure was. Funny too.
Maria: Here we are!
We arrived at a brown and green planet.
Me: Wow! From up here it looks like a mountain forest planet.
Nico: Yep. Lets head down.
We went down and wen then landed and to our amazement it was a SWAMP PLANET!
Me: Wow! Look at this!
I looked at the water and it was not water and I tasted it and it was gravy!
Me: Wow! It's a Gravy Swamp Planet!
Eddy: Ed's favorite!
Me: Lets get him over here!
We called Ed over and then he saw the planet!
Ed: GRAVY! GRAVY GRAVY!
Ed started eating!
Ed: (GULPING AND SLURPING)
Nico: Yeah!
Eddy: You're an animal Ed!
Nico: I got some here.
MASHED POTATOES MAGISWORD!
He formed a huge bowl of them.
We put some gravy on the potatoes.
We got to eating.
Me: (Eating) Delicious!
Xenia: Boy this is awesome and fun.
May: It sure is!
Ed: Gravy! GRAVY SO GOOD!
Ed was eating gravy like no tomorrow.
Eddy: (LAUGHS) Go Lumpy Go!
Maria ate gravy too.
Maria: Yummy!
Xenia: It sure is.
Zuria: Boy no kidding! This is cool that there is a gravy swamp planet out here.
Camie: Yeah no kidding!
Kazuma: Reminds me of the time you guys found me on a Sweet Potato planet.
Xenia: It sure does. And Thanksgiving is coming up.
Nico: We need to get a turkey.
Nicole: Yep.
Lola: Yeah.
Ed: Turkeys are practically chickens.
Eddy: Tell me Ed, what's it like having Buttered Toast for a brain?
Ed: Pretty good!
WE LAUGHED!
Xenia; (LAUGHS) That's funny!
I then got a mischievous smirk and then went invisible and grabbed May and lifted her up and she was over 1,000 feet into the air and then I dropped her.
May: (SCREAMS)
Nico: MAY!
Then...
KRASPLAT!
She fell into the gravy and was drenched in gravy from head to toe.
May: HEY!
I became visible and laughed hysterically!
Me: (LAUGHS) I couldn't resist!
Xenia: That was funny!
Laney: (LAUGHS) YEAH!
Nico licked May and it was cute.
Nico: (LAUGHS) Awesome!
Qin: Boy that was funny!
Maria: It sure was!
Nico: Yeah no kidding!
Eli: Yeah!
Far Away, a mass of gravy was watching us.
It was looking at us.
Camie: Guys you ever get the feeling thatt we're being watched?
Ed: Every day of my life Camie.
Eddy: Shut up Ed.
Lincoln: Okay, guys, we got ourselves a huge emergency, and we're in for one crazy battle: I've got word that a Hypothetical Akumatized villain of Ed has been sighted here on this Gravy Swamp planet.
We gasped.
Nico: Whoa!
Me: Gabriel told me about it, he created a Hypothetical Akumatized villain of Ed he calls Gravyzilla.
I showed everyone the sketch of Gravyzilla: he's a giant Gravy Boat and Gravy Monster and has gravy powers, and he force feeds people gravy and he's crazy!
Eli: Wow.
Lincoln: This is going to be one awesome battle!
Suddenly, Lincoln messaged everyone else and the rest of the team arrived.
Lori: We heard everything from Lincoln, and we're ready for him.
Suddenly, Lincoln's large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings orbiting the corners behind his head glowed and the four large orbiting gold rings fired beams of light that formed into a viewing window and we see Stan and Steak Stankco dressed only in shorts and shirtless and still forced to mine and eat broccoli at The Broccoli Mine Prison in Canada, and they'd regained their abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs along with their massive physical upper body and lower body strength, but they were now as four times as big as The Hulk.
The two of them were grumbling like mad and there was no doubt they were plotting to escape once again, but then, we saw the barbell tattoos on their backs glow red. Suddenly, Stan and Steak were glowing with red energy, but then, their arms were raised and it looked like their wrists were bound with metal cuffs same with their feet.
Me: Uh oh, here we go!
Lincoln: Yep.
Suddenly, Lincoln made red portals appear in front of the Stankcos, and then, out of nowhere, Lincoln sprouted tentacles with suctions from his chest and all of the males on the team did the same and they went through the portals and they came out of the portals and latched themselves onto the massive pecs, necks, arms, and legs of Stan and Steak Stankco. Then, the tentacles began sucking the Stankcos' of their massive muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength and they were groaning in pain as they began shrinking in muscle mass.
Then, all of the massive muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength of The Stankcos began being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he began growing even more stronger.
The same thing happened to me, Nico, and all the males on the team and our abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on our bodies, and our massive angel wings spread out and glowed and our halos glowed and we also began growing even more stronger.
Lincoln: (Growls) Oh man, I haven't forgotten how potent this curse really is.
Me: (Growls) Yeah, this is really potent, but this still feels incredible.
Then, when Lincoln and all the males were done, the tentacles detached themselves from the pecs, arms, legs, and necks of the two meatheads and they went back into us as the portals closed, and we saw that Stan and Steak Stankco were thin as a rake and sucked bone dry of their muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength again, and the glowing barbells on their back stopped glowing.
Stan and Steak Stankco: NOT AGAIN! (ENRAGED SCREAMING)
The viewing window closed as the four large orbiting gold rings stopped glowing and the light beams disappeared. Suddenly, we saw that we were even more bigger in muscle thanks to Lincoln's curse he put on The Stankcos.
Me: (Looked at my even more muscular body) Whoa. Lincoln, that Min's Egyptian Virility Drain Curse you put on the Stankcos is still really potent. But, look at us, now we're even more ripped than ever. (Flexes my even more massive muscles)
Lincoln: Yep, and this curse will be on them for all eternity. (Sensed for Gravyzilla) AHA! Gotcha! I just spotted Gravyzilla, he's 20 yards away and he's coming for us.
Nico: Let's get that gravy monster!
Lincoln: This is going to get messy.(Sensed Flip's musclebound thugs) Uh oh, hold up, I sensed a massive army of Flip's musclebound thugs also heading right for us.
Nico: (GROWLS) Flip, you stupid mutant cheapskate!
Me: That mutant just doesn't even know when to quit!
Suddenly, we saw ten massive armies of Flip's musclebound thugs arrive, and they came barreling towards us in a fit of rage.
Lincoln: Ugh, I knew there was no mistaking the stench of B.O. in the air!
Lincoln fired vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he began growing even stronger.
I did the same by firing vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into me and my abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on my body, and my massive elemental angel wings with aurora and red tips spread out and glowed and my halo glowed and I began growing even stronger.
The other male members did the same by firing vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into them and their abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on their bodies, and their massive angel wings spread out and glowed and their halos glowed and they began growing even stronger.
When we were done, the vacuum tubes detached themselves from the chests of the thugs and went back into us, and the thugs were now dead from blood loss and thin as a rake and Lincoln fired a blast of red energy and destroyed them leaving them as ashes. Then, we set our sights on Gravyzilla.
Twilight heard a Pokemon cry.
Twilight Sparkle: Look here guys.
We saw a Raikou!
Me: Cool Raikou.
Xenia: Wow!
We saw him covered in gravy.
Me: Whoa what a mess.
Raikou: Good gravy though.
We cleaned him up.
Nico: That's number 3 of the Legendary Wolves.
Nico: Great!
Qin: Awesome.
We were flying in the air and we landed to look for Gravyzilla.
Lincoln: Okay, now where is that gravy monster?
Nico: He's here somewhere.
?: LOUD CRAZY ROAR!
Eddy: HERE HE COMES!
We then saw our target, Gravyzilla. He fired globs of gravy at us, but Lincoln formed a massive and indestructible diamond barrier that protected us from the gravy globs.
Me: Yikes! Man, he is really crazy!
Lincoln fired a mashed potato ball at Gravyzilla and knocked it down and he deactivated the barrier and we stood ready.
Nico: That was a clean hit, Lincoln. Okay, let's get that overgrown tub of gravy!
We proceeded to attack Gravyzilla with mashed potato balls that we threw at him, and it was making him mad and he roared even more.
Lola: HAH! Take that, you overgrown gravy boat!
Then, Gravyzilla fired a wave of gravy which hit Sebastian in the face and stained his clothes.
Qin: (GASPS) Oh no. Oh no, this is very very bad!
Sebastian slowly got up, but we saw his eyes turn from midnight blue to blood red full of hate and madness.
Sebastian Mendez: (DEMONIC VOICE) I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
?: AT IT AGAIN, YOU PIECE OF CRAP!
Suddenly, Sebastian got slugged in the face and sent flying into a gravy waterfall, and we saw who it was that did the deed: a very beautiful and super sexy girl with long black hair and dark blue headband, dark blue eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she had the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, the Fairy Tail Guild mark on her right arm she has massive and beautiful black angel wings, she's dressed in a dark blue short-sleeved shirt, necklace with dark blue gem for the pendant, white bridal gloves, dark blue skirt, dark blue knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with stars, elemental forces, magic, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back is the symbol of The Fairy Tail Guild, holstered on her back is a massive gold greatsword with runes etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt, longer midnight black handle, and gold pointed tip for the pommel.
Lincoln: (GASPS) Gloria Fullbuster, Embodiment of The Fairy Tail Guild.
Selene Arcangela: I knew that was her, I just knew it!
Gloria Fullbuster: Sorry for the intrusion, Lincoln, but I had a feeling that piece of crap lost it again!
Selene Emperyous: Oof, looks like she didn't get the memo that Sebastian wasn't the same monster from seven years ago.
Neri Nuova Shenron: We'll be sure to tell her everything. (SUDDENLY SEES SEBASTIAN BURST OUT AND HE WAS PISSED) Before he tries to get revenge again!
Raikou charged at Gravyzilla and blasted him with lightning!
Gravyzilla: (LOUD CRAZY ROAR)
Sam Sharp Loud got out the Pride Lava Blade!
Sam: Taste the power of Lava! LAVA STYLE: BLADES OF PELE!
She swung the sword and fired blades of lava.
Xenia: YEAH!
The gravy monster roared!
Me: How did this guy come into being!?
Gabriel: I believe that he became this way because of Ed having his entire gravy supply run out and he went on a Gravy Withdrawl Rampage.
Xenia: Oh man!
Qin got out the Ice Blade of Lhotwe.
Qin: Lets put him on ice! LHOTWE ICE STYLE: COLD OF THE MOUNTAIN WAVE!
She swung the sword and fired waves of ice and blasted him all over.
Me: And Ed turning into Gravyzilla is very funny and coincidental because you know how much he loves gravy.
Ed: Yep!
Gali got out the Water Blade of Mon Calamari.
Gali: That is awesome and funny too. WATER STYLE: BLADE SHOWER OF MON CALAMARI!
She fired waves of blades of water and blasted him all over.
Me: I wonder what the Akuma's of Double D and Eddy would be.
Xenia: A Jawbreaker King and a Technomancer.
Gabriel: Fitting for them.
Optimus got out the Sword of the Autobots of Cybertron.
Optimus Prime: Yes that sure is fitting. AUTOBOT STYLE: SWORD SHOWER OF RED AUTOBOT PEACE!
He swung the sword and fired waves of red energy and they formed into his team and the blasts hit Gravyzilla and blasted him all over.
Xenia: YEAH!
Tyler Nevarro got out the Leaf Sword of The Land Before Time.
Tyler Nevarro: Fitting too because Eddy loves jawbreakers and Double D is a great tinkerer.
Edd: Thank you Tyler.
Eddy: That is cool!
Tyler Nevarro: LEAF STYLE: TREE STAR SLICER BLAST!
He swung the sword and fired waves of leaves and blasted Gravyzilla all over.
Aang got out the Wind Sword of Elements.
Aang: I wonder how the Flim Flam Brothers would react to seeing Eddy's Akuma form?
Eddy: They would be in fright. Even though those two remind me of me and my scamming ways in every way back in the old days they would still be scared.
Xenia: You're right.
Aang: Yeah. ELEMENT STYLE: FIRE STORM OF THE FIRE NATION!
He swung the sword and fired waves of fireballs and blasted Gravyzilla all over.
Yusei got out the Star Sword of Stardust Dragon!
Yusei: Take this! STAR FLAME STYLE: STARDUST DRAGON FLAME BLAST!
He swung the sword and fired waves of stars and energy and blasted Gravyzilla!
Varie: OH YEAH!
Robin got out the Mucus Blade of Snotstorms.
Robin: SNOT STYLE: ATOMIC SNOT ROCKET SURPRISE!
He swung the sword and fired waves of snot and the blasts hit Gravyzilla and exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!
Nico: Nice!
Lisa Simpson got out the Rainbow Sword of Nirvana!
Lisa Simpson: This will be awesome! CHAKRA STYLE: SEVEN COLORED RAINBOW OF TRANQUILITY!
She swung the sword and fired waves of rainbow light and the blasts all hit Gravyzilla and blasted him all over!
Xenia: Take that!
Camie: YEAH!
Tom got out the Overworld Wind Sword!
Tom Majors: OVERWORLD WIND STYLE: JUSTICE OF MAXXOR THE BENEVOLENT!
He swung the sword and fired waves of wind energy and it formed into Maxxor and blasted Gravyzilla all over!
Qin: Take that!
Camie: YEAH!
Nico: There's only one way to defeat him. Ed?
Edzilla looked at Nico
Nico: (smirks) Smash!
Edzilla roared and then SMASHED AND MASHED him!
KRASMASH KRASMASH KRASMASH KRASMASH!
Edzilla bashed and splattered him!
Eddy: Look at Lumpy go!
KRASMASH!
Edzilla: ONLY ONE EDZILLA HERE!
KRASMASH!
Edzilla: AND THAT ED!
Double D: Can Ed even smash gravy?!
Nico: You got a better idea?!
Me: Still awesome though!
KRASMASH! KRASMASH! KRASMASH!
Eddy: (LAUGHS) GO LUMPY GO!
Edzilla ate Gravyzilla's arm!
CHOMP!
He ate it!
Edzilla roared!
Eddy: YOU'RE AN ANIMAL ED!
WE LAUGHED!
Edzilla: ED STILL HUNGRY!
He bit him all over!
Qin: Take that!
Zuria: GO ED!
Eddy: GO LUMPY GO!
Leni: YEAH!
Edzilla are one of his legs!
Nico: YEAH!
Gravyzilla screamed ini pain!
Qin: YEAH!
Eddy: YOU GOT TO LOVE HIM!
Eddy, Jonny, Rolf and Kevin laughed hysterically!
Nico: Hey Ed! Don't forget your buttered toast!
Edd: (Imitating Ed) Buttered Toast!
WE LAUGHED HYSTERICALLY!
Nico: (LAUGHS) FUNNY!
Lola: (LAUGHS) SO FUNNY!
Nico: I'm being serious though.
Edd: I know. I couldn't resist.
I fired waves of buttered toast and covered Gravyzilla!
Suddenly, Neri Nuova Shenron's red eyes turned neon red and she was surrounded by an orange energy aura with stars, fire, flames, dragons, phoenixes, and angels, and as she approached Gravyzilla, she left orange energy, stars, fire, flames, dragons, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Neri Nuova Shenron: So, it looks like we've got two monsters to deal with. Gravyzilla, we're sending you straight to Vypra and The Masters of Evil after we take you down, and Sebastian, I'm gonna hogtie you by your entrails so that you can cool down, you bad-tempered psycho monster!
Suddenly, Neri Nuova Shenron was surrounded by a massive vortex of orange energy with stars, fire, and flames surrounding the vortex, there are dragons, phoenixes, angels, and Nuova Shenron flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is an orange phoenix with red eyes glaring at Gravyzilla: the red eyes of judgement.
Nico: HOLY SHIT!
Me: Now, you're gonna get it, you walking gravy boat!
Lincoln: And Sebastian's really going to get himself tied up by his entrails.
Then, as the vortex faded, Neri Nuova Shenron emerged, but she was changed forever.
Neri Nuova Shenron grew to 8'0" in height, she has large gold metal bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has twelve orange planets orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has red highlights in the bangs of her long orange hair tied up in a ponytail and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon red eyes and an orange energy aura with stars, fire, flames, dragons, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she has Nuova Shenron with her tiara emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with red iris, she has on dragon earrings with orange gems for eyes and holding the Star, Fire, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she also has Nuova Shenron with red gems for eyes and holding the Star, Fire, and Eternity Kanjis and the 4-Star Dragonball in his hands for the second pendant on the bottom of her orange dragon-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Phoenix pendant of her Elemental Phoenix Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with orange crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and orange gems on the gold flame links, and she also has on her white and gold accented Elemental Phoenix Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Neri Nuova Shenron has on an orange sleeveless crop top, orange sleeveless vest, orange skirt, orange pants, orange legwarmers, orange sneakers, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, fire, flames, dragons, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is Nuova Shenron surrounded by stars and flames and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with angels surrounding orange gem with neon glowing orange lights equipped with recognition of her and fits an infinite number of items and component for her Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in. Suddenly, Neri Nuova Shenron felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive orange angel wings with red tips on the large orange feathers grew and sprouted out of her back over her red dragon wings which also grew much bigger for her new body and she also now has eleven massive and long orange wolf tails with red tips and red markings, Neri Nuova Shenron has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large orange gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Neri Nuova Shenron's spear, massive golden greatsword, and all the greatswords and swords that she'd gotten began to merge together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of orange energy, stars, fire, flames, dragons, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Neri Nuova Shenron's Cosmic Eternal Inferno Firestorm Four-Star Nuova Shenron Embodiment Dragon Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Inferno Firestorm Four-Star Nuova Shenron Embodiment Dragon Phoenix God Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded orange gems and Nuova Shenron etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged golden yellow blade, large gold dragon heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large orange gems embedded in their foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large gold dragon heads with red gems for eyes and on the bottom of the large gold dragon heads is a large gold dragon head with orange gems for eyes and orange gem in its mouth for the pommel, Neri Nuova Shenron has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with large orange gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet and wrist computer on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold dragon head with yellow gems for eyes and large yellow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's an orange kanji with flames in between the kanji below Nuova Shenron that said, "Neri Nuova Shenron, Embodiment of Nuova Shenron, Master of The Powers of Nuova Shenron, True Immortal and Powerful Warrior of The Universe, Loving Future Wife of James Dean Knudson, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of The Powers of Nuova Shenron, Fire, Flames, Dragons, Phoenixes, and Angels"
ネリ・ヌオーヴァ・シェンロン、ヌオーヴァ・シェンロンの化身、ヌオーヴァ・シェンロンの力のマスター、真の不滅で宇宙の強力な戦士、ジェームス・ディーン・クヌドソンの愛する未来の妻、チーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストームの驚くべきメンバー、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、プロテクター、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者であり救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情とエレメントの力のマスター、セレスティアル・ゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラック・ゲートのマスター、究極の究極の力善良な真の真実の女神、正義、愛、慈悲、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠、正直、寛大、優しさ、無私、勇気、そして信頼、破壊者であり悪の殺し屋、錯乱、殺人、無慈悲、そしてサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そしてヌォーヴァ・シェンロン、火、炎、ドラゴン、フェニックス、天使の力のマスター
Neri Nuova Shenron has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-NUOVA SHENRON FOUR-STAR DRAGON EMBODIMENT-GOD-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA INFERNO FIRESTORM NUOVA SHENRON FOUR-STAR DRAGON EMBODIMENT DRAGON PHOENIX GOD ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL INFERNO FIRESTORM NUOVA SHENRON FOUR-STAR DRAGON EMBODIMENT DRAGON PHOENIX GOD ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL INFERNO FIRESTORM NUOVA SHENRON FOUR-STAR DRAGON EMBODIMENT DRAGON PHOENIX GOD ANGEL LOVE!
We were really amazed by Neri Nuova Shenron's Super Angel-Nuova Shenron Four-Star Dragon Embodiment-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, and when I saw her, I had an atomic red blush on my face, hearts in my eyes, and my nose was bleeding. But, when Gravyzilla and a driven mad Sebastian saw it, Gravyzilla roared with rage, but the driven mad Sebastian fired dark fire at it and ran at Neri Nuova Shenron and tried to scratch her eyes out, but Gloria Fullbuster fired blasts of magic and that nutcase got hogtied up, and Neri Nuova Shenron fired a massive barrage of orange energy, stars, fire, flames, dragons, phoenixes, and angels which hit Gravyzilla and crashed into a gravy waterfall, he got back out, but boy was he mad now!
Neri Nuova Shenron: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Inferno Firestorm Nuova Shenron Four-Star Dragon Embodiment Dragon Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Inferno Firestorm Nuova Shenron Four-Star Dragon Embodiment Dragon Phoenix God Angel Love) Looks like I made Gravyzilla madder than ever.
Valeriana Valmorg: That's true, and Gloria also hogtied Sebastian up, maybe this'll get him to cool down after what Gravyzilla did.
Suddenly, Valeriana Valmorg's red eyes turned neon red and she was surrounded by an orange energy aura with stars, fire, flames, phoenixes, and angels, she summoned her Valmorg-themed Keyblade in her left hand and unholstered her massive golden greatsword from her back, and as she approached Gravyzilla, she left orange energy, stars, fire, flames, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Valeriana Valmorg: We've already had to hogtie our own psycho monster after he went batshit mad because of you, but now, we're gonna enjoy kicking your gravy guzzling butt, Gravyzilla.
Suddenly, Valeriana Valmorg was surrounded by a massive vortex of orange energy with stars, fire, and flames surrounding the vortex, there are phoenixes and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is an orange phoenix with red eyes glaring at Gravyzilla: the red eyes of judgement.
Nico: HOLY SHIT!
Me: Now, you're gonna get it, you walking gravy boat!
Lincoln: Oh man, this is gonna get heated! Valeriana never shows any mercy to evil, especially to my enemies.
Then, as the vortex faded, Valeriana Valmorg emerged, but she was changed forever.
Valeriana Valmorg grew from 7'0" to 8'0" in height, she has large gold metal bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has twelve orange planets orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has red highlights in the bangs of her long orange hair and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon red eyes and an orange energy aura with stars, fire, flames, dragons, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she has the planet Valmorg emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with red iris, she has on beast earrings with orange gems for eyes and holding the Star, Fire, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she also has a beast of Valmorg with red gems for eyes and holding the Star, Fire, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws for the second pendant on the bottom of her orange Valmorg beast-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with with orange crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and orange gems on the gold flame links, and she also has on her white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Valeriana Valmorg has on an orange sleeveless crop top, orange sleeveless vest, orange skirt, orange bellbottom pants, orange sneakers, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, fire, flames, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is Nuova Shenron surrounded by stars and flames and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with angels surrounding orange gem with neon glowing orange lights equipped with recognition of her and fits an infinite number of items and component for her Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in. Suddenly, Valeriana Valmorg felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive orange angel wings with red tips on the large orange feathers grew much bigger for her new body and she also now has eleven massive and long orange wolf tails with red tips and red markings, Valeriana Valmorg has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large orange gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Valeriana Valmorg's massive golden greatsword, and all the greatswords and swords that she'd gotten began to merge together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of orange energy, stars, fire, flames, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Valeriana Valmorg's Cosmic Eternal Inferno Firestorm Volcanic Keyblade Knight Valmorg Beast Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Inferno Firestorm Volcanic Keyblade Knight Valmorg Beast Phoenix God Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded orange gems and the planet Valmorg etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged golden yellow blade, large gold beast heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large orange gems embedded in their foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large gold beast heads with red gems for eyes and on the bottom of the large gold beast heads is a large gold beast head with orange gems for eyes and orange gem in its mouth for the pommel, Valeriana Valmorg has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with large orange gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet and wrist computer on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold Valmorg Beast head with orange gems for eyes and large yellow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's an orange kanji with flames in between the kanji below the planet Valmorg that said, "Valeriana Valmorg, Keyblade Knight of Valmorg, Master of The Light Side of The Force, Ally of The Jedi, Member of The Keyblade Knights, Master of The Powers of Fire and Lava, True Immortal and Powerful Warrior of The Universe, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Despiser of Xehanort and Lincoln's Enemies, Archenemy of Insane Squidward, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Fire, Flames, Lava Valmorg Beasts, Phoenixes, and Angels"
ヴァレリアナ・ヴァルモーグ、ヴァルモルグのキーブレードナイト、フォースのライトサイドのマスター、ジェダイの同盟者、キーブレード騎士団のメンバー、火と溶岩の力のマスター、真の不滅で強力な宇宙の戦士、愛情深い守護天使、リンカーン・ラウドの将来の妻、ゼアノートとリンカーンの敵の軽蔑者、インセイン・イカワードの大敵、チーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストームの驚くべきメンバー、コスモスの勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者、擁護者、そして救世主、大使でありビーコン宇宙への希望のマスター、友情とエレメントの力のマスター、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許しの真の女神、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、誠実さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、破壊者と悪の殺害者、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そしてマスター火、炎、溶岩ヴァルモルグの獣、フェニックス、天使の
Valeriana Valmorg has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-VALMORG KEYBLADE KNIGHT-GOD-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA INFERNO FIRESTORM VOLCANIC VALMORG KEYBLADE KNIGHT VALMORG BEAST PHOENIX GOD ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL INFERNO FIRESTORM VOLCANIC VALMORG KEYBLADE KNIGHT VALMORG BEAST PHOENIX GOD ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL INFERNO FIRESTORM VOLCANIC VALMORG KEYBLADE KNIGHT VALMORG BEAST PHOENIX GOD ANGEL LOVE!
We were really amazed by Valeriana Valmorg's Super Angel-Valmorg Keyblade Knight-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when Gravyzilla saw it, he roared with rage, but Valeriana Valmorg fired a massive barrage of orange energy, stars, fire, flames, phoenixes, and angels which hit Gravyzilla and crashed into a gravy waterfall, he got back out, but boy was he mad now!
Valeriana Valmorg: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Inferno Firestorm Volcanic Valmorg Keyblade Knight Valmorg Beast Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Inferno Firestorm Volcanic Valmorg Keyblade Knight Valmorg Beast Phoenix God Angel Love) Okay, now it's high-time we take that gravy monster down!
Nico: Now, you're talking.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Universal Hope Elemental Cosmic Heavenly Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and Immortal Heroism and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope, and his new greatswords were ready as the sword pendants on his large white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love were glowing, and he joined Valeriana Valmorg, and the rest of his Guardian Angels and harem joined in.
And I unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Universal True Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Justice from my back and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-January Wolf Moon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope, and joined Neri Nuova Shenron and so did the rest of us as they unholstered our massive greatswords and transformed.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) We already know we're getting a bath after this once we take you down, Gravyzilla.
Me: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) But, this'll all be worth it sending him to Vypra, Lincoln. Let's get that walking gravy train!
Lincoln, Valeriana Valmorg, Neri Nuova Shenron, and I went after Gravyzilla, and we fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, orange energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mammoths, Pegasi, Windigos, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, Animals, and Mythological Animals at Gravyzilla, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, we attacked him with energy slashes from our massive greatswords leaving scars on him and Lincoln left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with his gold-plated claws and his two new massive greatswords and he even fired red and blue wolf fire at him as well and I also left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with my gold-plated claws and fired blue wolf fire as well, and he, Valeriana Valmorg, Neri Nuova Shenron, and I attacked him hard with energy punches, energy kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of our superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was driving Gravyzilla even more madder and even more insane with rage.
Then, Nico fired waves of water, May fired blasts of ice, and Qin fired blasts of fire, and Sebastian who got free fired blasts of Divine Darkness that hit them and slashed at them with his dark greatsword, Then, Lincoln, Valeriana Valmorg, Neri Nuova Shenron, and I fired powerful blasts of energy, fire, lava, and planets at Gravyzilla, and Lincoln summoned fire wolf spirits and they brutally mauled and attacked him and he got badly hurt. Then, Lincoln fired a Nuova Star which hit Gravyzilla and sent him flying into a portal that led to the Masters of Evil and he and all of us also assimilated his gravy powers. Everyone cheered wildly as we holstered our weapons and powered down, and Neri Nuova Shenron's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, 28th Century silver Miracle Box backpack, Third Eye, eleven massive and long orange wolf tails, large gold halo with four orbiting gold rings on each corner behind her head, twelve large orange planets orbiting around her legs, and massive orange angel wings and larger orange dragon wings are permanent, and Valeriana Valmorg's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long orange wolf tails, large gold halo with four orbiting gold rings on each corner behind her head, twelve large orange planets orbiting around her legs, and massive orange angel wings are permanent.
Neri Nuova Shenron: Now, that was so awesome!
Me: That was one messy battle, but so worth it.
Suddenly, I got jumped on by Neri Nuova Shenron, and she kissed me all over the place, and when she was done, I had lipstick marks on my face, arms, pecs, stomach, abs, and back, along with an atomic red blush on my face, hearts in my eyes.
Me: (In Heaven) So...awesome.
Suddenly, Valeriana Valmorg wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Valeriana Valmorg's face, they kissed passionately as she placed her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, Mermaid, Angel, Fairy, Succubus, Incubus, Windigo, and Valmorg Beast flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field, along with elemental forces and flames and lava raging behind them, and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Valeriana Valmorg absorbed the elemental forces, flames, and lava and they came back to us as the display vanished.
Nico: That was one awesome battle.
Lincoln: Yep, we took down Gravyzilla and sent him to The Masters of Evil even though Gloria showed up and had to hogtie Sebastian when he threw gravy at him.
Me: Yeah, that was messy. So, Lincoln, are you going to introduce us?
Lincoln: I was just about to do so. This is Gloria Fullbuster, Embodiment of The Fairy Tail Guild, she's my Guardian Angel and she's a very powerful mage and she's also a very powerful master of magic and spellcasting. Gloria taught me everything that she knew about magic and spellcasting, and I made her a necklace, and she thanked me by kissing me on the lips, and as a result, I promised that I will marry her in the future when I come of age. She's the sister of Gray Fullbuster and she's more than once had to deal with him, and she hates Lori and Lynn with a blazing passion, and she's used her magic more than once to put that control freak and that aggressive superstitious belching farting four-legged monstrosity in their place.
Nico: Whoa!
Lincoln: Yep, and it's so good to see you again, Gloria.
Gloria Fullbuster: You too, Lincoln, and wow, you've really grown into an amazing and awesome young man in the last seven years!
Lincoln went up to and hugged Gloria Fullbuster in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on their blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head and eleven massive and long white tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings. He slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on the neck of Gloria Fullbuster with dark blue gems on the gold lightning bolts and dark blue crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with a white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck. Gloria knew what this was as Lincoln leaned down to her face and kissed her on the lips and she returned it as we cheered wildly for them.
Ed burped.
Me: Pardon you.
Ed: (LOUD HUGE BURP!)
Xenia: Excuse you!
Eddy: I've said it before and I'll say it again. You're an Animal Ed.
Xenia: (LAUGHS) YEAH!
Camie: So funny there!
Nico: Nice job Raikou!
Raikou: Thanks Nico! It was fun.
Nico: Yes it was!
Poromon: Want some beer?
Raikou: No thanks. I don't drink.
Poromon: Okay then.
Poliwag did the puppy eyes.
Poliwag: Pwetty pwease?
Nico: Poliwag that's enough.
Gabriel: Honestly, I wasn't even going to risk Akumatizing Ed back then.
Nico: It's good you didn't Gabriel.
Xenia: Yeah.
Me: That is one thing no one would have wanted to see.
Camie: I agree there.
Gabriel: That is because of how uncontrollable Edzilla is.
Me: You're right.
Qin: Yeah!
Nico: But that was crazy how he was made of gravy!
Me: I know! But what did you expect! You know how much Ed loves gravy and he couldn't go one whole day without it.
Xenia: That is too true.
Camie: Yeah.
Nico: How many Akumatized Villains villains are made of food?
Gabriel: Well there's Bakerix and Glaciator.
Me: Bakerix is made of bread and Glaciator is made of ice cream.
Gabriel: I think that's it.
Nico: What if there's one made of popcorn.
Me: That would be awesome.
Xenia: Yeah.
Lola: Popcornosaurus Rex.
Gabriel: I like that!
Nico: And one made of M&Ms.
Poromon: And one made of beer!
We laughed!
Poromon: I'm not kidding!
Me: That would be crazy to see though!
Poromon: It would be funny though
Poliwag: It would be made of beer bottles.
Me: Yep. That is for sure.
Nico: Sir Beers-a-lot!
WE LAUGHED!
Xenia: (LAUGHS) That's funny.
Poliwag: I like it.
Gabriel: Now it's a matter of knowing who becomes them.
Bart: Homer should become the beer Akuma.
Homer: (LAUGHS) That would be awesome.
Lola: Yeah!
Me: Fitting for Homer.
Gabriel: Hmm. It's also for you to become a different one. Like one made of donuts.
Homer: Mmm. Donuts.
WE LAUGHED!
Nico: (LAUGHS)
Me: (LAUGHS) Beer and Donuts are Homer's favorite things.
Nico: (LAUGHS) Yeah!
Lola: King Donuther of the Knights of the Glazed Table!
WE LAUGHED HYSTERICALLY!
Nico: (LAUGHS) That was a good one Lola!
Gabriel: (LAUGHS) I like that!
Xenia: (LAUGHS) That was fitting!
Bart: Long as he doesn't become something too stupid.
Homer: That is true. Like Professor Stranglehold.
Me: (LAUGHS) Yeah that would be awesome. You have been strangling Bart for as long as anyone can remember. That would make an awesome 2nd or 3rd villain form for you.
Chloe Bourgeois: That's right and I have been Akumatized into 6 villains.
Nico: Homer, cue the strangling?
Homer: Nah not this time. That was a true fact. Oh heck with it. WHY YOU LITTLE!?
Homer strangled Bart!
Lily tazed Homer!
Nico: That never gets old!
Me: Nope.
Gabriel: Still a good set of ideas though.
Qin: Yep.
Nico: But all we can do is fight one of them at a time.
Me: Yep. That is true.
Camie: Yep.
Laney: I liked all those ideas though.
Xenia: Me too.
Ed: Now back to eating gravy here!
Nico: We got the Anothers to deal with Ed.
Eddy: Yeah Lumpy we still got them.
Ed Edd n Eddy Kevin: They ARE the Anothers of my team's archenemies after all.
Eli: He's right. (Concentrates) And not only them but we got Anothers for Number 7, Zs'Skayr, Dark Spicer, King Hiss, Eccentro and Vypra.
WE GASPED!
Nico: SAY WHAT!?
Nico opened his mouth so wide that his skeleton fell out!
Luan: WOW!
Me: That's pretty much a no brainer on that one. So we got Kevin, Seamia the Cancer, Maud Pie, Phil, Valhallen, Zeus, Ed, Edd, Edd, Leni, Linka and Luan.
Qin: Wow!
Nico: (Sucks his skeleton back in) I hate it when that happens!
Me: So all together we got Imperious, Naked Krabs, Stinger, Sandboy, Disgruntled Postman, Crystal Dragon (Miraculous), Number 7, Zs'Skayr, Dark Spicer, King Hiss, Eccentro and Vypra.
Eli: Yep. And I sense that the Anothers minus Imperious are one person.
Nico: Wow!
Maud Pie: (Monotonously) It will be really fun.
Then the cutie marks of Maud Pie, Windy (MLP G5), Posey Bloom, Dahlia (MLP G5), Cheese Sandwich and Apple Fritter started to glow.
Qin: Whoa! This will be cool.
Posey Bloom: Our cutie marks are glowing!
Dahlia: We know what that means.
Nico: There they are!
We saw another Naked Krabs, Stinger, Sandboy, Disgruntled Postman, Crystal Dragon (Miraculous), Number 7, Zs'Skayr, Dark Spicer, King Hiss, Eccentro and Vypra.
Eli: (See's Another Naked Krabs) GOOD GRIEF HE'S NAKED!
Stinger: Wow that is awesome for my Another.
Lola: It sure is.
Stinger: Almost reminds me of when Cemetery Wind first made me.
Qin: No kidding.
Me: Hey put some clothes on Another Naked Krabs!
Nicole: YEAH! BEFORE I KICK YOUR BIG FAT UGLY CRUSTACEOUS CHEAPSKATE ASS!
Another Sandboy: (In a girls voice) That is funny though.
They merged and split into 7 people and they were the embodiments, gene-slammers and legacies of Maud Pie, Windy (MLP G5), Posey Bloom, Dahlia (MLP G5), Cheese Sandwich and Apple Fritter
Mindy Maud Pie: (Monotonously) Mindy Maud Pie.
Wendy Windy: Wendy Windy.
Alexandra Posey Bloom: Alexandra Posey Bloom.
Diana Dahlia: Diana Dahlia.
Cierra Cheese Sandwich: Cierra Cheese Sandwich.
Allison Apple Fritter: And Allison Apple Fritter.
Me: Wow! Awesome to meet you girls.
Maud Pie: It's amazing to meet the embodiment of me.
Mindy Maud Pie: It sure is.
Nico: Wow just as stoic and emotionless.
Pinkie Pie: This is AMAZING!
Lola: It sure is.
Me: By the way is the Another Imperious friendly or hostile?
Cierra Cheese Sandwich: Friendly but you guys need to help her in every way you can.
Me: Uh oh. Did something bad happen to her?
Allison Apple Fritter: More like something bad is ALWAYS happening to her.
Me: Oh boy.
Nico: Sorry we have to do this.
Girl Jordan: Lets separate you first.
Girl Jordan and Leeli held hands.
(YURGEN'S TUNE PLAYS)
The skies had leaves and flowers flying in the wind along with sea dragons singing in the background
Girl Jordan and Leeli: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEELI HAD FIREFLIES SWIRL AROUND HER AND GIRL JORDAN HAD HER AQUA BLUE AURA FLARED UP)
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Dark holoré in the Deep
Rise again holoré now
Spring abundant holoél
Render green the dying bough
Raise the rock where Yurgen fell
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Spring abundant holoél
They glowed and was separated.
Me: Action time!
We blasted the Anothers and we caught the Wonder Ride Books.
Me: YEAH!
Nico: And now we wait.
Eli: DUCK!
We ducked and then...
ZOOM!
A bowling ball FLEW OVER US AND THEN...
KRABLAM!
It hit something with tremandous force!
Nico: WHERE DID THAT COME FROM!?
Qin: Yeah and what did it hit!?
Nico caught another bowling ball!
Me: Geez!
Allison Apple Fritter: That's the reason why you need to help the Another Imperious. She keeps getting hit with bowling balls! And it doesn't stop!
Nico: WHOA!
Me: Look!
We saw ANOTHER IMPERIOUS!
Eli: Another Imperious!
ZOOM!
A bowling ball flew in and then...
KRABLAM!
IT SMASHED HER RIGHT IN HER FACE!
Imperious: OH MAN! That is going to leave a mark!
Nico: Easy. (Snaps fingers)
He stopped the bowling balls.
Another Imperious: (Sighs in relief) That's better.
She reverted back and was a girl with brown hair and she had blue eyes and brown and blue clothes and green angel wings and a tiara with the cutie mark of Trouble Shoes on it and the same symbol on it and she had a really mangled up body. There were bruises and cuts all over her. Mostly from having her face smashed in by bowling balls and she had some teeth missing!
Me: GOOD GOD! What the fuck happened to you!?
Rika Trouble Shoes: My name is Rika Trouble Shoes and I'm the embodiment, gene-slammer and legacy of Trouble Shoes and as you can see I am cursed with terrible bad luck. I keep getting smashed in the face all over with bowling balls.
Xenia: OOH ouch!
We brought her over and got to healing her.
Me: JEEZ! You really got thrashed!
Janet Jinx: I totally understand what you're going through. But I don't get hit with bowling balls. I get hit with basketballs.
Samson: Yeah and I get hit by volleyballs.
Nico: Yeah. You're lucky your brains didn't get squished out of your skull from all those bowling balls.
ZOOM!
I caught another bowling ball!
Me: WHOA!
Rika Trouble Shoes: Yeah everywhere I go I ALWAYS get hit with bowling balls! I'm cursed!
Imperatrix: That is terrible!
Nico: Yeah the Fates must REALLY have it out for you.
Rika Trouble Shoes: You could say that. But I am a magic user like you Imperatrix.
Imperatrix: We do have one thing in common though.
Me: Yep.
ZOOM!
Lynn caught a ball.
Lynn: GEEZ!
Me: I definitely know there isn't a bowling ball factory on this planet.
Qin: Yeah! Were you born on Friday the 13th?
Rika Trouble Shoes: No thankfully. I just have been cursed. My family upset a fortuneteller and she cursed me with terrible bad luck.
Me: We're going to have to have a serious talk with her.
Imperatrix: You've had it rough! When did this start?
Rika Trouble Shoes: When I was 8.
Qin: Geez!
Kaito: (gets out Boukenger gear) Did Swartz promise you anything?
Zocks: (gets out Magiranger gear) Because we can grant it instead.
Kaito got an Operation Overdrive Spear and Zocks got a Magistaff.
Me: I think the answer to that is obvious. (CATCHES ANOTHER BOWLING BALL) To get rid of this terrible curse.
Rika Trouble Shoes: Yeah that's right.
Nico: Geez!
Nico caught Another Bowling Ball.
Me: On the plus side we're getting lots of bowling balls.
Nico: True. We're building new bowling alleys and we need lots of balls for it.
Qin: Yep.
Me: Yeah. This fortuneteller wouldn't happened to have been the one that warned us about the events of Chronopolis would it?
Rika Trouble Shoes: I don't think so.
I caught Another Bowling Ball.
Rika Trouble Shoes: It was a really hot tempered one.
Nico: Yikes.
Sougo: (gets out Operation Overdrive Ridewatch) I don't know how we're doing it!
Geiz: (gets out Mystic Force Ridewatch) But we're fixing this!
Sougo got OperationOverdriveRedArmor while Geiz got MysticForceRedArmor
Nico: I agree there!
Lincoln: First lets separate you.
Qin: Yeah!
Lincoln did so.
Me: Lets get him!
Nico: YEAH!
Qin: Take this!
She fired waves of fire and blasted Another Imperious!
Nico: (GETS OUT IMPERIOUS' RIDEWATCH) TIME TO LET THE MAGIC HAPPEN!
May: (GETS OUT STINGER'S RIDEWATCH) TIME FOR YOU TO DRIVE OFF!
Maria: (GETS OUT DISGRUNTLED POSTMAN'S RIDEWATCH) SPECIAL DELIVERY!
Seamia: (GETS OUT NAKED KRABS RIDEWATCH) PUT SOME CLOTHES ON BUB!
They used the powers of Imperious, Naked Krabs, Stinger, Sandboy, Disgruntled Postman and Crystal Dragon and blasted the Another!
Then Wolf (Legend of The Candy Cane), Butterfly Sentibeast, Behemoth Phantom Behiors, THE MERCILESS INSANITY PEPPER PONY OF QUETZALACATENANGO, Bull-E and Polaris came.
Me: WHOA!
Nico: Awesome team Wolf.
Wolf: Thanks!
Leanbow: A team worthy of honor.
Me: Yep.
?: I'll say!
Tunnel Rhino came!
Me: Tunnel Rhino! Whoa!
Tunnel Rhino: (In a girls voice) Yeah this will be fun.
Nico: Tina Rhino!? Whoa!
Tina Rhino: Yep. I got this.
She charged and smashed the another and I caught the Ridewatch and purified it.
Nico: YEAH! Another Imperious you have failed this world!
Qin: Yep.
Horsea saw a bowling ball!
Horsea: INCOMING!
She caught it and stopped it.
Horsea: Whew!
Maria: Nice save Horsea.
Tina Rhino: Wow!
Me: And I take it you're...
Tina Rhino: Yeah I'm naked.
I put on my blind man glasses and the boys covered their eyes.
Me: It's going to hurt.
Tina Rhino: I know.
Me: Here we go.
I snapped my fingers and she doubled over in pain and threw up and then she reverted back and was a girl with brown hair and blue eyes and had brown angel wings and had a symbol in the middle of her forehead of a tunnel with a Rhinoceroes in front of it.
Tina Rhino: (Groans) Oh man that hurt. (Sees herself) GAH! I need some clothes.
Rarity: Don't worry darling we can fix this.
The fashion brigade gave her awesome yellow clothes.
Tina Rhino: Wow! That is much better.
Nico: It sure is.
May: I didn't get hit?
Me: Nope. I think me dropping you into gravy was more than enough.
May: True.
Tina Rhino: Man Rika sure has had it rough.
Me: No kidding.
Tina Rhino: Yeah.
Seamia: Do you have any favorite memories of Nico?
Tina Rhino: I sure do. When me and Nico went and bashed numerous mobsters in New York all over and sent them to the slammer.
Xenia: Wow!
Me: Good riddance. I hope they like rotting there.
Nico: Yep.
Nico and Tina hugged.
Nico: I've missed you.
Tina Rhino: Same here.
We later went back home.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sumner Knudson, Patti Knudson, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Alex the Lion, Marty the Zebra, Melman the Giraffe, Gloria the Hippo, Woody Woodpecker, Knothead, Splinter, Winnie Woodpecker, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson and her siblings, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Kuja, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, King Mickey, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Sebastian Mendez, Darren Devereaux, Hiroshi Ohira, Brandon Skellington, Mathias Ravenclaw, Zackary Nightingale, Marshall Williams, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Sylvester, Tom, Jerry, their friends and counterparts, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, The Lion Guard, Marinette and her friends, Sabrina Spellman, Liam, Carmen Rockell, The Teen Titans, The Royal Defenders, The Loonatics, Ty the Tasmanian Tiger, Sly the Tasmanian Tiger, Liu Kang, Kitana, Sonya Blade, Jax, Kung Lao, Sub-Zero, Nightwolf, Kotal Kahn, Jade, Ed Edd N Eddy Kevin,, Phil, Valhallen, and Zeus (Hercules)are heading to Briarwood, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the twelve girls here, but we're going to destroy an old enemy of Lincoln's: his name is Morgan Arcangela, the former older brother of Selene Arcangela. Unlike Selene Arcangela who is The Leader of The Guardian Angels of Lincoln Loud, Morgan Arcangela is The Devil Incarnate, he's a dangerous criminal who is The Leader of The Destroyers of Lincoln Loud, a group of Devils from Hell who want to destroy Lincoln in any way possible, and this asshole is REALLY POWERHUNGRY AND JUST AS VILE AND DANGEROUS AS OLIVER TALBOL! This monster asshole's goal is to destroy the universe and destroy his sister, Lincoln, and all of his Guardian Angels. Lincoln and Selene Arcangela along with the rest of The Guardian Angels are going to destroy him and make him pay for everything he's done!
Lincoln: Whoa, we're here in Briarwood, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the twelve girls here, but we got bad news: Selene, your former older brother, Morgan Arcangela, is back!
Selene Arcangela: WHAT?! THAT DEMON ASSHOLE IS BACK!?
Me: You guys know him?
Lincoln: We do, Morgan Arcangela is a dangerous criminal and the former older sister of Selene Arcangela, and unlike Selene who's The Leader of The Guardian Angels of Lincoln Loud, Morgan Arcangela is The Devil Incarnate and he's The Leader of The Destroyers of Lincoln Loud, a group of Devils from Hell who want to destroy me in any way possible, and this asshole is REALLY POWERHUNGRY AND JUST AS VILE AND DANGEROUS AS OLIVER TALBOL!
We gasped.
Nico: OH SHIT!
Selene Arcangela: Yep, and this monster asshole's goal is to destroy the universe and destroy me, Lincoln, and all of his Guardian Angels.
Me: Lincoln, I hope you and the other Guardian Angels tear that dork apart.
Ed Edd N Eddy Kevin: That I'm gonna enjoy seeing.
Lincoln: Of course we're going to tear him to shreds, and I'm going to absorb him as well.
Suddenly, we saw a very beautiful and super sexy girl with long brown hair and golden yellow headband, purple eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she had the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, the symbol of the Earth Skylanders and Applejack's cutie mark on her right arm she has massive and beautiful brown angel wings, she's dressed in an orange sleeveless blouse, necklace with red gem for the pendant, white bridal gloves, orange and purple fancy skirt with orange bow, brown knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with stars, elemental forces, apples, earth, Alicorns, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back is the symbol of The Earth Skylanders and Applejack's cutie mark, holstered on her back is a massive gold greatsword with runes etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt, longer midnight black handle, and with her are the twelve girls.
Lincoln: (GASPS) Katie Callisto, Daydream Honesty Princess of Earth.
Katie Callisto: That's right, and I got the girls away from Selene's demonic monster brother.
?: LINCOLN LOUD, SELENE ARCANGELA, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES! I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL AND DESTROY THIS PATHETIC UNIVERSE!
We saw a male with black hair with red eyes full of hatred and madness and dressed in black clothes and he had black demonic wings: it was Morgan Arcangela.
Selene Arcangela: (GROWLS) YOU GODDAMN PIECE OF CRAP!
Sylvester: Now, we got to get rid of him.
Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.
Lincoln: He's caused enough trouble for us, now it's time we bring this nightmare to an end for good. Let's get him!
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Universal Hope Elemental Cosmic Heavenly Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and Immortal Heroism and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope, I unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Universal True Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Justice from my back and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-January Wolf Moon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel United Friendship Universal Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Crash Bandicoot's Cosmic Eternal Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Justice and Cosmic Eternal Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Bravery from his back and he transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Elemental Skylander-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Cosmic Ten Elemental Knight Elemental Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Bravery, Sherlock Hound unholstered his massive Sherlock Hound's Demonic Dark Knight Sparda's Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound Greatsword of Demonic Dark Knight Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Demon Hound-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Stellar Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Star Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Star Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel Compassion, Max Goof unholsters his massive Max Goof's Cosmic Eternal Heavenly Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Phoenix God Angel Keyblade of Cosmic Eternal Heavenly Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Phoenix God Angel Justice from his back and transformed into Super Angel-Disney Knight-Archangel-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix God Angel Hope, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Mysticon Pink Wolf Mage-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Magic Celestial Fairy Magical Elemental Fairy Mysticon Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Justice and Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Hope and he has his Timmy Turner's Lupus the Wolf's Celestial Elemental Harmonious Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice out and his Royal Eye of Lupus orb ready as well, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Inuyasha unholstered his Inuyasha's Dog Hanyou Tessaiga Demon Slayer Fang Greatsword of Dog Hanyou Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dog Hanyou-Yokai-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Angel of Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Justice and Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Hope, Brandon Skellington had his Pumpkin Scepter of Halloween Town Justice still in hand, Mathias Ravenclaw had his Mathias Ravenclaw's Cosmic Eternal Ravenclaw Defender Celestial Magic Heavenly Raven Phoenix Angel Mage's Staff of Cosmic Eternal Ravenclaw Defender Celestial Magic Heavenly Raven Phoenix Angel Justice still in hand, Zackary Nightingale had his Zackary Nightingale's Cosmic Eternal Crimson Red Firestorm Defender Celestial Magic Heavenly Red Wolf Phoenix Angel Mage's Staff of Cosmic Eternal Crimson Red Firestorm Defender Celestial Magic Heavenly Red Wolf Phoenix Angel Justice still in hand, Hiroshi Ohira unholstered his massive Hiroshi Ohira's Destructive Inferno Firestorm Phoenix Firebird Angel Greatsword of Destructive Inferno Fire Phoenix Firebird Angel Vengeance and Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Firestorm Firebird-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Rage, Kuja had his Brumel Cores and Kuja's Eternal Wizard Redemption Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Redemption Wizard Justice ready and transformed into Super Angel-Genome-Wizard-Dragon-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel Hope, Darren Devereaux, Sebastian Mendez, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Loonatics, Daring Do's team, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Heathcliff and his friends, Timmy's friends, Woody Woodpecker, Knothead, Splinter, Winnie Woodpecker, Ed Edd N Eddy Kevin and his team, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, Nico's harem, Lord Raiden and the Earthrealm Warriors, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, and The Royal Defenders got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Rayman's Cosmic Eternal Night Dream Morpheus Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Night Dream Morpheus Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Dragon-Lum-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix God Angel Hope, Juniper Lee unholstered her Juniper Lee's Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Magicstorm Greatsword of Spirit World Magic Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dragon-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Angel of Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Justice and Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Will, Liam unholstered his massive Liam Hunnicut's Arctic Qailertetang's Holy Arctic Thundersnow Greatsword of Holy Arctic Thundersnow Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ice Dragon-Yuki-Onna-Musk Ox-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Angel of Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Justice and Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Hope, and Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nicole, Nico, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered their massive greatswords and transformed, and we went after Morgan Arcangela, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Blue Fire, Sand, Bubbles, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, Lincoln turned the tips of his tails into Cell's Stingers, and he stabbed them into Morgan Arcangela's chest, and then, Lincoln began absorbing Morgan Arcangela into his body as he and all of us assimilated all of his demonic powers, demonic magic, demonic superhuman strength, and demonic abilities and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed along with his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flared up extremely and he began growing even stronger.
When Lincoln was done and the stingers changed back, nothing's left of Morgan Arcangela, and he banished him to The Black Gates. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down.
Lincoln: I don't ever want to see your ugly face here again, Morgan, now burn in Hell forever along with the rest of your minions. (To Katie Callisto) And it's so good to see you again, Katie.
Katie Callisto: You too, Lincoln, it's been seven years since we last met.
Suddenly, Lincoln was pounced on by Katie Callisto as he caught her and she proceeded to kiss him all over the place: face, arms, pecs, eight-pack abs, and stomach. When Katie Callisto was done, Lincoln was covered in lipstick marks on his face, massive muscular arms, pecs, eight-pack abs, and stomach, and he had an atomic red blush on his face and he was literally in Heaven.
Lincoln: (In Heaven) That's...something I've not...forgotten.
We snickered as he recovered.
Katie Callisto: Sorry about that, but it's so good to see you again, Lincoln.
Lincoln went up to Katie Callisto and he hugged her, and Katie Callisto is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much more stronger and how much more muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face soon became even deeper when she saw his longer vampire fangs and more massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind his head, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the larger white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and longer white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, thick hair on his massive forearms, stubble on his jawline, and chest hair on his pecs, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and she also met his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko that came out of his backpack.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Katie Callisto: Holy crap, you sure have, you've really really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 18-year-old 8'9" tall, very handsome, and manly man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, hair on your massive forearms, beard stubble on your jawline, and chest hair on your pecs and many accessories and large gold halo with four large gold rings orbiting behind your head, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness. You've really really grown a lot and became a man, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, I've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.
Eli: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as J.D. and all of us, and he's become truly immortal, and Lincoln, you know her?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, Eli.
Selene Emperyous: And so do we, this is Katie Callisto, Daydream Honesty Princess of Earth, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and she's a really really powerful girl with the same powers as Daydream Applejack combined with the powers she has being Lincoln's Guardian Angel. She's a member of The Daydream Crusaders of Royal Woods, a group of girls who have the same powers as The Daydream 16 and are dedicated to protecting the innocent and preserving Harmony and Peace and their enemies included The Doomsday 23 along with their enemies, The Midnight Knights of Royal Woods, a group of girls who have the same powers as The Midnight 15 and they desired to bring death and destruction to all, only to be foiled by The Daydream Crusaders. Lincoln helped Katie Callisto and the other Daydream Crusaders and drove The Midnight Knights of Royal Woods away forever, but they all swore bloody revenge on them. Katie trained Lincoln a lot with using the powers of Earth and Honesty, and she's also the owner of a large apple orchard and Lincoln's helped her a lot in her farm. Lincoln made her a beautiful necklace to show his thanks to her, and to show her thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips, and as a result, Lincoln promised that when he comes of age, he will marry her along with the rest of his harem. She hates Flip with a very blazing passion because of his myriad of dishonest crimes that he committed in the past, and Katie Callisto has put that mutant in their place more than once: which means foiling his schemes and getting his three-cheeked smelly butt thrown in jail like the criminal he is.
Nico: Yikes!
Lincoln: Yeah, she's hated Flip for what he's done, and I've helped her a lot on her apple orchard and on her farm, along with helping her drive The Midnight Knights of Royal Woods out, and now that you're here, Katie.
Lincoln went up to and hugged Katie Callisto in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on their blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head and eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings. He slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
Katie Callisto: You're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.
Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on the neck of Katie Callisto with red gems on the gold lightning bolts and brown crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with a white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.
Katie Callisto: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Katie Callisto, and of course, for that little pouncing.
Lincoln still had his massive arms wrapped around Katie Callisto's waist, and he leaned down to her face and kissed her on the lips, but when she wrapped her arms around his neck, Lincoln deepened the kiss and we all cheered for them. When Lincoln separated, Katie Callisto had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her heart was beating like mad. Then, we went up to the twelve girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them. The twelve girls are Capoul, Chako Koganei, Flare, Juliet, Lisel, Megumi Sakurazaka, Mira, Reiko Ayanojou, Rin Kazamatsuri, Ruche, Suzuka Misaki, and Teteto from Queen Bonjorno!
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Capoul, Chako Koganei, Flare, Juliet, Lisel, Megumi Sakurazaka, Mira, Reiko Ayanojou, Rin Kazamatsuri, Ruche, Suzuka Misaki, and Teteto from Queen Bonjorno!
Nicole: Whoa, awesome.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Capoul: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Capoul and the other eleven girls saw who it was that saved them from Morgan Arcangela, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 18-year-old 8'9" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on top of his head with large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind his head, thick hair on his massive muscular forearms and beard stubble on his jawline, rainbow colored thunderbird with gold lightning bolt in its claws and the Ebonwu Squadron emblem on its chest emblazoned on his forehead and Third Eye with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle on his massive left pec, Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Vampire Bat, Werewolf, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a rainbow kanji with nine magatama and the symbols of the elements in between the kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Almighty Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin and Many Evil Monsters and Many Evil Villains, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro and Comic Book Guy, True Immortal Hero and God, Destroyer and Slayer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, Great God of Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command, Strategist, And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos, and Master of Elemental Forces, The Storms, Mythological Animals, Animals, Phoenixes, and Angels", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broad left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.
He had his massive Lincoln Loud's Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Universal Hope Elemental Cosmic Heavenly Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and Immortal Heroism, The Sickle Swords of Hinon, and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with phoenix, thunderbird, buffalo, angel, vampire, and werewolf surrounding a rainbow gem with neon glowing rainbow lights equipped with recognition of him and fits an infinite number of items and components for Eini, the Universe 666 Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, his Omnipotent Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel of Universal Harmonious Loud Justice, Mythological Hope, and Eternal Love Almighty Book, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold metal bands with multi-colored gems on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe with large rainbow gems on his forearms with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold Bracer and other bracelets merged with the large gold Bracers and wrist computer and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony shrunk to the size of a gem on top on the large left gold Bracer, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings with white rabbit tail on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, he has on He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the gold crisscross straps and gold metal circular chest plate with phoenix carved on it and surrounded by red gems and on the back of the straps is a kanji that said Lincoln Loud, Truly Loving Gold-Hearted Brother, Son, Grandson, and Father, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, Animals, and Mythological Animals on the coattails and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large white pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts and elemental forces on the thighs, and large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, Cosmic, Universe, God, and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with large rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and a large silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, Cosmic, Universe, God, and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest with chest hair on his pecs, large white and gold accented Elemental Choker of Eternal Love and Thunderbird pendant on his neck, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, large Ring of The Phoenix large multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Werewolf, and Buffalo on his right ring finger, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers with gold armored finger claws over his fingers, he has twelve large planets orbiting around his legs and twelve smaller planets orbiting around his waist and an immense rainbow protective aura with swirling elements around him.
Capoul: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet the rest of you.
Lincoln made eleven clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the thick muscular necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene, and he slowly bit them and he fed on their blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as them, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from their necks as their necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit them.
Capoul: (Seductively and rubs her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, twelve Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Capoul, Chako Koganei, Flare, Juliet, Lisel, Megumi Sakurazaka, Mira, Reiko Ayanojou, Rin Kazamatsuri, Ruche, Suzuka Misaki, and Teteto with colored gems embedded in the lightning bolt links and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of the Buddha along with white and gold accented Elemental Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned to The World Tree Estate and everyone was shocked to find out the villain was an old enemy of Lincoln's named Morgan Arcangela, the former older brother of Selene Arcangela who unlike Selene Arcangela who is The Leader of The Guardian Angels of Lincoln Loud, is The Devil Incarnate and a dangerous criminal who's The Leader of The Destroyers of Lincoln Loud, a group of Devils from Hell who want to destroy Lincoln in any way possible, and this asshole is REALLY POWERHUNGRY AND JUST AS VILE AND DANGEROUS AS OLIVER TALBOL!, and this monster asshole's goal is to destroy the universe and destroy his sister, Lincoln, and all of his Guardian Angels.
But, when Lincoln showed everyone what we did in beating that asshole up and Lincoln absorbing him and sending him to The Black Gates, everyone cheered and they hugged us and Lincoln's harem kissed him on the lips and all over his face and body. Lincoln and Katie Callisto have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town.
Maria: Whoa! That guy is just as bad as Oliver Talbol yesterday!
Lincoln: Yep, and Selene hated her brother for everything he's done.
Nico: And it ended with us destroying him and his group.
Me: Yeah, when you absorbed him and sent him to The Black Gates, you also sent his group to The Black Gates as well. They deserved it, those assholes.
After we destroyed Morgan Arcangela, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Katie Callisto saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, she had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.
Katie Callisto My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 18-year-old, 8'9" tall, really big, handsome, sexy, and extremely super strong manly man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever. He's definitely been continuing on bodybuilding and working out even more for many years, and because of that along with the combination of his diet plan that we gave him, along with his hyperpuberty and genes, he'd gained the powerful and massive body that all bodybuilders could only dream of. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under a lot of very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Katie, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger and bigger in muscle mass, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Katie Callisto: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.
Nico: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from the little boy from years ago into the really big, really strong, and really powerful man we know today.
Katie Callisto: I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone that story.
When Tracey Mink saw me doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear my mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get my eleven massive and long rainbow wolf tails even more stronger than ever, she had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.
Tracey Mink: What a hunk!
Catherine Fontaine: Oh, I already know who we're going to meet tomorrow on your rescue, Lincoln: Valerie Quinn, Daydream Laughter Princess of Tech.
Selene Emperyous: That's awesome, and you guys will love meeting her, Valerie Quinn is Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and she's a really really powerful girl with the same powers as Daydream Pinkie Pie combined with the powers she has being Lincoln's Guardian Angel. She's a member of The Daydream Crusaders of Royal Woods, a group of girls who have the same powers as The Daydream 16 and are dedicated to protecting the innocent and preserving Harmony and Peace and their enemies included The Doomsday 23 along with their enemies, The Midnight Knights of Royal Woods, a group of girls who have the same powers as The Midnight 15 and they desired to bring death and destruction to all, only to be foiled by The Daydream Crusaders. Lincoln helped Valerie Quinn and the other Daydream Crusaders and drove The Midnight Knights of Royal Woods away forever, but they all swore bloody revenge on them. Valerie trained Lincoln a lot with using the powers of Tech and Laughter, and she's also an awesome party planner and comedian. Lincoln made her a beautiful necklace to show his thanks to her, and to show her thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips, and as a result, Lincoln promised that when he comes of age, he will marry her along with the rest of his harem. She hates Luan with a very blazing passion because of all of the insane pranks she's done in the past, and Valerie Quinn has put her in her place by outsmarting her and sabotaging and turning her own pranks against her. In fact.
Selene Emperyous played a video on the big screen, and we saw Valerie Quinn and Lincoln heading back home after a day of fun at Gus' Games and Grub. Suddenly, Valerie Quinn's senses went off as they approached the front door of The Loud House.
Past Lincoln: Valerie, what's wrong?
Past Valerie Quinn: My senses have gone off. Ugh, it looks like Luan's booby-trapped The Loud House with her lethal pranks again!
Past Lincoln: What?! Again?!
Past Valerie Quinn: Don't worry, I got this, Lincoln.
Valerie Quinn snuck in through the back, and just as she expected, Luan booby-trapped the whole house with her lethal pranks. Then, she proceeded to rewire all of Luan's lethal pranks and replace them with her own, and once she was done, she snuck back out through the back of the house.
Past Lincoln: That was quick, Valerie. What did you do?
Past Valerie Quinn: You're about to see, Linky, it's showtime. (YELLING AT THE TOP OF HER LUNGS) LUAN! GET YOUR PRANK-CRAZY HIDE DOWN HERE NOW! I'M GONNA KICK YOUR BRACES-WEARING BEHIND FOR BOOBY-TRAPPING THE HOUSE WITH YOUR PRANKS AGAIN!
Inside, Luan heard Valerie's loud voice and she panicked!
Past Mr. Coconuts: (Luan's voice) Hey, toots, you gonna take that lying down?!
Past Luan: Are you kidding, Mr. C?! I got to get out of here, I do not want to get nailed again by Valerie.
Luan rushed out of her room, but as soon as she stepped into the living room, she set off her own pranks and it was utter mayhem which culminated in Luan sent flying into the tree in front of the house and she was wedgied by her panties. Then, Valerie Quinn and Lincoln along with the rest of the family who just came back, ran up to Luan, and Valerie explained the whole situation, and needless to say, they were mad.
Past Valerie Quinn: Let that be a lesson, you not-so-funny clown: never ever mess with Royal Woods' best party planner and professional prankster.
When the flashback video ended, we were stunned and shocked with awe.
Eli: She easily rewired and turned all of Luan's lethal pranks against her in a split second?
Lincoln: Yep, no prank is a match for her, not even Luan's dastardly and lethal pranks.
Nico: If Connor tried anything around her, he would be in trouble with her.
We got a shower, and then, Lincoln, Snow White (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Cinderella (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Aurora (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Ariel (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Belle (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Jasmine (Ralph Breaks the Internet),Pocahontas (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Mulan (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Tiana (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Rapunzel (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Merida (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Anna (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Elsa (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Moana (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Mistress of Flame, and Whirl are heading to Dolphin Shoals.
Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 18-year-old, white-haired, 8'9", handsome and extremely muscular man had on his new large orange and black swim briefs with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the swim briefs, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.
And Snow White (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Cinderella (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Aurora (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Ariel (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Belle (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Jasmine (Ralph Breaks the Internet),Pocahontas (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Mulan (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Tiana (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Rapunzel (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Merida (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Anna (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Elsa (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Moana (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Mistress of Flame, and Whirl are dressed in two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out Snow White (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Cinderella (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Aurora (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Ariel (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Belle (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Jasmine (Ralph Breaks the Internet),Pocahontas (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Mulan (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Tiana (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Rapunzel (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Merida (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Anna (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Elsa (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Moana (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Mistress of Flame, and Whirl all had feelings for Lincoln, and he also had feelings for them, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of musclebound thugs Flip hired to kill them, Lincoln sucked out their muscle mass, virility, strength, blood, and life energy as it killed them all which made that mutant cheapskate go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at her and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of him, but they also got to keep their heads up, they got word that mutant cheapskate has sent more muscle-bound thugs to kill them.
Snow White (Ralph Breaks the Internet): Wow, so this is Dolphin Shoals. It sure is beautiful.
Lincoln: It sure is, Snow White, and it's perfect for our first date. Shall we?
Lincoln, Snow White (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Cinderella (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Aurora (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Ariel (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Belle (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Jasmine (Ralph Breaks the Internet),Pocahontas (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Mulan (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Tiana (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Rapunzel (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Merida (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Anna (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Elsa (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Moana (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Mistress of Flame, and Whirl dived into the waters and they had fun swimming and they even saw the marine life there. Then, they went back to the beach and they had an awesome volleyball game, and Snow White (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Cinderella (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Aurora (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Ariel (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Belle (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Jasmine (Ralph Breaks the Internet),Pocahontas (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Mulan (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Tiana (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Rapunzel (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Merida (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Anna (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Elsa (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Moana (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Mistress of Flame, and Whirl got an extremely massive and deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen massive 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails and his kids cheered.
But then, they saw the hulking muscle-bound thugs that Flip hired coming after them, but Lincoln fired vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he also grew even stronger. When Lincoln was done, the vacuum tubes detached themselves from the chests of the thugs and went back into Lincoln, and the thugs were now dead from blood loss and thin as a rake and he absorbed them.
Lincoln: Nice try, you stupid mutant!
Then, they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Snow White (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Cinderella (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Aurora (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Ariel (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Belle (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Jasmine (Ralph Breaks the Internet),Pocahontas (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Mulan (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Tiana (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Rapunzel (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Merida (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Anna (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Elsa (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Moana (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Mistress of Flame, and Whirl and they hugged the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms and Snow White (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Cinderella (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Aurora (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Ariel (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Belle (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Jasmine (Ralph Breaks the Internet),Pocahontas (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Mulan (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Tiana (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Rapunzel (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Merida (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Anna (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Elsa (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Moana (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Mistress of Flame, and Whirl placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones.
And then, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss and Lincoln also marked Snow White (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Cinderella (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Aurora (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Ariel (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Belle (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Jasmine (Ralph Breaks the Internet),Pocahontas (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Mulan (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Tiana (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Rapunzel (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Merida (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Anna (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Elsa (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Moana (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Mistress of Flame, and Whirl as he slowly sank his fangs into them and fed on their blood, and his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as them, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head and eleven massive and long white tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings.
He slowly unlatched his fangs from their necks as their necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit them. They came back home to The World Tree Estate, and Nico and I saw Lincoln covered in kisses on his face, body, and eight-pack abs.
Me: (Whistles) Wow, it looks like you really had a good time at Dolphin Shoals, eh, Lincoln?
Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so... AWESOME!
Suddenly, sixteen Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Snow White (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Cinderella (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Aurora (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Ariel (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Belle (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Jasmine (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Pocahontas (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Mulan (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Tiana (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Rapunzel (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Merida (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Anna (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Elsa (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Moana (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Mistress of Flame, and Whirl with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Lily the Mermaid: Wow, now Snow White (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Cinderella (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Aurora (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Ariel (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Belle (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Jasmine (Ralph Breaks the Internet),Pocahontas (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Mulan (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Tiana (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Rapunzel (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Merida (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Anna (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Elsa (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Moana (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Mistress of Flame, and Whirl are in your harem, Linky.
Snow White (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Cinderella (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Aurora (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Ariel (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Belle (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Jasmine (Ralph Breaks the Internet),Pocahontas (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Mulan (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Tiana (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Rapunzel (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Merida (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Anna (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Elsa (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Moana (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Mistress of Flame, and Whirl showed the marks Lincoln made on the right sides of their necks.
Jenna: And Flip had some nerve trying to kill them, that mutant is just making things much worse for himself.
Serena Logan: I always knew that stupid mutant was and always will be nothing but fucking trouble, and he's just making things worse for himself.
Rarity: And trying to kill Snow White (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Cinderella (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Aurora (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Ariel (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Belle (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Jasmine (Ralph Breaks the Internet),Pocahontas (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Mulan (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Tiana (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Rapunzel (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Merida (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Anna (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Elsa (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Moana (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Mistress of Flame, and Whirl, now that repulsive ape is really going to get it.
Lincoln: And we also had a run-in with more of the hulking muscle-bound hired thugs he sent to kill us yet again, but I sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and I killed them all and sent them to The Black Gates, and that dumb mutant should be screaming with pure vengeance and hate at us in 3...2...1!
Suddenly, we heard Flip scream and bellow with extreme hatred and rage and cursing right at us, and now, he's officially lost his mind.
Maria: (Flips Flip the middle finger) Yeah, up yours, you mutant three-butt-cheeked cheapskate!
Nico: Even after we kicked Flip's miserable hide, that mutant still refuses to quit!
Lincoln: Same with Lewis Travolta, Dark Amy, Icky Vicky, Billy McLean, Pablo, Anderson, and the other jerks at Dad's restaurant, but it's much more fun to see their thugs get killed by me.
Eli: It sure is, and it's so much more fun seeing them blow their stacks!
We then saw Lincoln form a viewing window, and then, Lincoln snapped his fingers.
SNAPS FINGERS!
We saw a massive funnel appeared in Flip's mouth, and then, massive cartons of the extremely powerful laxatives that Shizuka and her sisters used on Killjoy Huggins and Lewis Travolta appeared over the funnel.
Eli: (GASPS) ARE THOSE...?!
Nico: The extremely powerful laxatives Shizuka and her sisters used on Killjoy Huggins and Lewis Travolta?!
Luna: DO IT, BRO!
Then, the extremely powerful laxatives were dumped into Flip's mouth and the funnel was removed. Then, Flip's stomach gurgled and rumbled, and then...!
MASSIVELY LOUD AND EXTREMELY WET FART!
Flip farted and massive tons of gold, jewels, gems, and other currencies exploded out of his three butt-cheeks like crazy!
Flip stopped farting like crazy.
Lincoln: That's for trying to get your musclebound thugs to murder me and the girls in my harem, you stupid mutant cheapskate!
Nico: Jeez. Those laxatives are really powerful, I still remember when you tried that prank on me years ago, Connor, but that failed.
Eli: Because of you using Walker's powers.
Connor Chan: Now, Flip's really pissing me off now, if he does this again, I'm gonna shove a grenade down his throat!
Nico: Connor, I know you're angry, but we're saving it for December 1st when we kill him, Icky Vicky, and Xehanort. Now, don't even think of getting into the weapons room or I'm telling Dad!
Connor Chan: Tattle tale.
Later it was time for another awesome Super Mario Odyssey adventure.
Nico: Cascade Kingdom is next.
Nicole: You guys will love that one. It's full of amazing waterfalls and all that. You guys are going to face Madame Broode next.
Me: That was so awesome.
Nico: Yep.
Wheeler: Me and Lucca will go with you.
Nico: Cool!
Lucca: Yeah!
They went into the simulator and it activated and they were at CASCADE KINGDOM!
The Cascade Kingdom is the second kingdom visited in Super Mario Odyssey. It is the greater location of Fossil Falls, which is a prehistoric dinosaur-themed area. The main landmark of this kingdom is the waterfall flowing down from the skeleton of a Triceratops, while its background appears to be inspired from the real-life Iguazu Falls located between Argentina and Brazil. Mario first arrives in this kingdom via a spark pylon located on top of the Top-Hat Tower in the Cap Kingdom, which snaps upon his exit. When he arrives here, he is introduced to the game's main collectible, the Power Moons, as well as the Odyssey, a hat-shaped airship used to travel between the game's kingdoms. During his first visit here, Mario must defeat Madame Broode in order to collect a Multi Moon, which is used to power up the Odyssey and allow it to travel to the next kingdom - the Sand Kingdom.
The Cascade Kingdom is one of the few kingdoms in the game that does not have any known residents, even though dinosaurs, and in particular, T-Rexes, are known to live there, though the brochure implies that Bonneters may have also lived there in the past. It is located east of the Cap Kingdom and west of the Sand Kingdom.
It was a beautiful and amazing place.
Nico: WOW!
Wheeler: Wow! So this is Cascade Kingdom!
Lucca: It's so beautiful! Look at all the amazing waterfalls!
Nico: It's awesome!
Lucca: Wow!
Nico: Any tips Nicole?
Nicole: Well this one is really funny and dad said every time he faced Madame Broode it always made him laugh. You got to send Madame Broode's golden chomp pet smashing into her face 3 times.
Nico: Oh yeah! That was so funny! I can tell that we're going to have a lot of us laugh hysterically.
Wheeler: Yep.
Nico: Well, lets get going!
They were off and they flew around and it was a beautiful place.
Wheeler: Wow! This is a really amazing place.
Lucca: It sure is! It's amazing how this is all here.
Nico: I'll say!
Wheeler: The Embodiments should've found us by now.
Nico: They'll probably meet up with us when we face Mother Broodal.
Lucca: Ahh want to get in on some of the action.
Nico: Yep.
Lucca: Good point.
They landed in the middle of an area and then out came MADAME BROODE
Madame Broode is the secondary antagonist of the 2017 platform game Super Mario Odyssey.
She is the leader of a group of mercenaries called the Broodals, who were hired by Bowser to plan his forced wedding with Princess Peach. She is obsessed with hoarding Power Moons and is always seen with her pet golden Chain Chomp, Chain Chompikins.
Madame Broode is voiced by Yuki Kodaira, which she also voiced Hariet in the same game.
Madame Broode is first encountered in the Cascade Kingdom when Mario and Cappy were searching for Power Moons in the area to restore the Odyssey, where she is found at the top of the falls. When she confronts Mario, she refuses to hand over the Multi-Moon hanging off her necklace, and decides to attack Mario to feed as a snack for her pet.
Madame Broode attacks by having her Chain Chompikins lunge at Mario. Chain Chompikins wears a pink hat on its head, which must be swat away by Cappy. Once the hat is gone, Mario can then capture and control the Chain Chomp. As Mario is trying to run away from Broode as Chain Chompikins, Madame Broode will attempt to knock Mario out of her pet. After a few attempts, she will grow tired, giving Mario an opportunity to send Chain Chompinkins flying at her. After being hit, she will do a spin attack which leaves Chain Chompikins immune to Cappy before returning to her usual attack pattern.
Mario must do this three times to defeat her. Once she is defeated, she drops the Multi-Moon, which Mario and Cappy used to restore the Odyssey and chase after Bowser.
Later in the game, she is encountered in the Moon Kingdom before Mario gets to Bowser's wedding. Here, she reveals herself as the leader of the Broodals, and attacks Mario again as vengeance to her previous defeat as well as the Broodals' defeat. Her rematch is identical to her first battle, but Chain Chompikins now wears three hats in this battle. Mario must repeat the same strategy used in their first battle by controlling Chain Chompikins and sending it at Madame Broode. After the second hit, Chain Chompikins wears five hats.
After the third and final hit, Madame Broode is defeated for good, and disappears. Returning to the Honeylune Ridge after defeating Bowser will respawn Madame Broode.
Madame Broode: Well well the famous Nicolas Chan. I've heard so much about you.
Nico: Nice to know that I've made an impression.
Madame Broode: Where's Captain Planet now?
Wheeler: He's not here at the moment. But you can leave a message for him.
Lucca: After we kick your butt!
Nico: That's right!
Madame Broode: How dare you!? We'll turn you into kibble!
But then a wave of blue energy flew in and it hit the golden chomp and froze him in a block of ice!
Madame Broode: What the!?
?: Time to put you on ice!
2 figures came and one was a girl with aqua blue hair and blue eyes and had blue clothes and blue dragon wings and had the kanji for ice in the middle of her forehead and she had a necklace for the blue 3 Star Dragonball around her neck. The 2nd girl had blue hair and blue clothes and had blue angel wings and had a tiara with the symbol of Sword Man on it and had an awesome sword in her hands.
Elandra Eis Shenron: Elandra Eis Shenron, Embodiment of Eis Shenron the 3-Star Dragon, the Dragon of Ice.
Serris Sword: And Serris Sword, Embodiment of Sword Man.
Green Lantern: Wow! Awesome!
Captain Marvel: Awesome to see Serris.
Serris Sword: Hal and Carol. Its been a while.
Nico: You can tell us later. Lets get her.
Nico: (Gets out Imperious and Stinkbomb's ridewatches) Time for Stinky Magic!
He activated them and fired waves of Stinky Magic and it formed the leaves into Venus Flytraps and they chomped her all over!
Elandra Eis Shenron kicked the golden chomp and then...
KRABLANG!
IT SMASHED HER RIGHT INTO HER FACE!
OOH THAT IS NOT GOING TO FEEL GOOD IN THE MORNING!
Starlight Glimmer then had stifled laughter and then she bursted out into laughter!
She was laughing so hard from that!
Nico: (LAUGHS) That is funny!
Wheeler: Time for this burn! FIRE!
Lucca: FIRESTORM BLAST!
They fired waves of fire and it hit the Golden Chomp and turned him RED HOT!
Elanda and Serris kicked him and then..
KRABLANG!
It bashed her in her face again!
STARLIGHT GLIMMER LAUGHED REALLY HARD FROM THAT ONE!
Nico: CHOMP ON THAT!
Elandra Eis Shenron: And this! WATCH YOUR EYES!
SLASH!
She formed icicle claws and slashed Madame Broode's eyes and she and Lucca kicked the golden chomp and smashed her in her face again and she was REALLY SENT FAR AND FLYING!
Then all the Power Moons came and they got them all!
YOU GOT ALL THE POWER MOONS!
Nico: YEAH!
They all high five!
Nico: That was funny!
Starlight Glimmer was laughing really hard!
Nico: How did you meet Captain Marvel and Green Lantern?
Serris Sword: I met Captain Marvel when she was battling Dr. Sivana and we really put the pain on him
Me: Doctor Thaddeus Bodog Sivana A.K.A. Dr. Sivana. Wow! That is amazing.
Serris Sword: Yep. And that was a brutal battle. Also I met Hal Jordan on the planet Zamaron when Carol Ferris turned into a Star Sapphire.
Carol Ferris: I was there when that happened and it was awesome.
Serris Sword: Yep and Hal told me about how Girl Jordan saved Carol from that evil version of the Star Sapphire Entity while she was sick. That took tremendous guts.
Nico: It sure did.
Elandra Eis Shenron: That is really amazing.
Nico: Yep. Would you two like to join the team?
Elandra Eis Shenron: We would be honored.
They left the Simulator and we cheered wildly and Starlight Glimmer was laughing from seeing Madame Broode get smashed like that.
Stinky Butt was walking to his room.
LOUD FARTS!
Stinky Butt: Time for some fun TV in my room.
LOUD FARTS!
He went into his room and turned on the TV.
LOUD FARTS!
He sat on his butt shaped bed.
LOUD FARTS!
Poromon coughed.
Stinky Butt: Hey Poromon what are you doing here?
Poromon: Playing hide and seek.
Stinky Butt: Awesome. What do you think of my little fart soiree abode?
Poromon: It's awesome and the butt furniture is awesome.
LOUD FARTS!
Poromon: And the farts they have smell like bananas.
FART FART FART!
Stinky Butt: (LAUGHS) Fun huh?
Poromon: (LAUGHS) It sure is!
Back at the estate we were watching TV.
Berry Punch: (Slurred speech) Oh fuck. Where are the mascots (HIC) now?
Me: Oh they are playing hide and seek. And I have a feeling they are going to the M.O.E.
Nico: Yeah. Lets go get them.
Lillian Van Damme: Good idea.
We were off.
Stinky Butt: Wait. Where are the others?
The door opened and in came the others.
Poliwag: Found you!
Poromon: You sure did.
LOUD FARTS!
Manaphy: Awesome pad you have here Stinky Butt!
Stinky Butt: Thanks guys!
LOUD FARTS!
Poliwag: Wow! The chairs are butts and they fart. So funny.
LOUD FARTS!
They laughed!
Lillian Van Damme: Who's room are they in this time?
Me: We'll find out.
We arrived and knocked on the door.
Vypra answered.
Vypra: Hey guys.
Me: Hey Vypra. Sorry to drop by like this.
Vypra: Mascots are playing hide and seek?
Me: Yep.
We went in.
Vypra: Stinky Butt's room.
Me: Oh boy.
We went over and the door opened and we saw Stinky Butt's room and it was full of butt furniture. Stinky Butt was showing some of the funniest adventures he did wih the Ripping Friends.
Stinky Butt: And here's where the Ripping Brothers thwarted me the first time as Stinky Butt.
Poromon: That is cool!
Poliwag: It sure is! (Sees us) Oh hey guys!
Me: Hey guys. Wow! Awesome pad Stinky Butt.
Crag: Boy I'll say! And it's all funny butts too.
LOUD FARTS!
WE LAUGHED!
Me: That is funny. (Sniffs) Banana scented. Nice!
Horsea: How's the bowling ball situation?
Me: Well we had a little talk with that fortune teller and gave her a stern warning. But man that fortune teller is as stubborn as a mule! She won't remove the curse on Rika!
Horsea: What a grouch!
Me: Tell me about it!
LOUD FARTS!
Qin: (LAUGHS) Funny!
Stinky Butt: Thanks guys.
Loki: (LAUGHS) This is literally funny.
Rippersnapper: We can always threaten to nuke her.
Nico: Whoa whoa! Rippersnapper that's too extreme.
Rippersnapper: Sorry let me rephrase that. We can always threaten to tickle her until she wets her pants.
Nico: Now that's more like it. I like it. But we'll worry about that later. Right now lets enjoy seeing Stinky Butt's room. This is awesome.
Rippersnapper: You're right. It's funny and awesome.
Stinky Butt: (LAUGHS) You're right. But maybe I can help with that.
Me: Thanks.
Poromon: I was pretending to be a pillow.
LOUD FARTS!
Me: We can see that.
Stinky Butt: Yeah. But what do you guys think of some of my furniture? Also I have a fridge full of my favorite meal: Wieners and beans.
Me: Wow! That is awesome and fun.
Camie: It sure is.
Sludge: Me Sludge can always threaten fortune teller. Us Dinobots always threatening alone
Nico: That is true Sludge.
Stinky Butt: Go for it guys and I can always fart in her face too.
Me: Nice. I like it.
Poromon: Thanks for showing us your awesome room.
Me: I was going to say.
LOUD FARTS!
WE LAUGHED!
Me: This is funny.
Stinky Butt: Glad you guys like it.
Me: Yep.
We later went back home.
We were busy watching TV, and many of us were doing work-outs to continue staying in tip-top shape, especially Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever and he was sweating like crazy.
Lincoln: We don't have long before the main mission starts, so I still got to keep myself busy.
Me: That's true, and we're also doing work-outs just like you, Lincoln.
Nico: Yep.
Then, we saw Lincoln deadlift a massive twenty-five-ton barbell with ease, and we were stunned.
Eli: Whoa!
And of course, the constant workouts that Lincoln has been doing had also caused his harem to get massive atomic red blushes on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and their noses were really bleeding upon seeing their hotter, sexier hunk of a future husband.
Lily the Mermaid: (Turned On) My God, Linky truly is one hunky muscle god.
Girl Jordan: (Turned On) Big time.
We finished our workouts, and Lincoln sprayed us with water and soap and we were all clean. Then, his harem kissed him on his face and steam whistled out of his ears and his face turned atomic red.
Poromon: Another M.O.E. Room visited.
Me: Yep and it was so awesome and funny.
Lola: It sure was.
Tussle Sprout: How did you guys like Stinky Butt's room?
Poromon: It sure was funny and awesome!
Qin: I'll say!
Omaima Lexington: It sure was funny! (LOUD FARTS) Oops sorry.
Nico: No worries.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes, the rainbow iris of his Third Eye, his cutie mark tattoo on his back and Thunderbolt cutie mark with circle of surrounding elements on his massive left pec glowed, and he had a vision, and he saw who it was that we're going to confront today: it was none other than another one of Mordecai and Rigby's old enemies, Peeps, that ugly eye monster, and he's come back for revenge against the crew. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Lincoln: (GASPS) Oh man!
Lincoln sounded the alarm.
Nico: We heard the alarm, what's wrong, Lincoln?
Lincoln: Nico, everyone, we've got a seriously huge emergency. I just had a vision and I saw who it was that we're going to confront today, it's none other than another one of Mordecai and Rigby's old enemies, Peeps, that ugly eye monster, and he's come back for revenge against the crew.
We gasped.
Me: An ugly eye monster?! Oh boy, we need to get to The Park and tell the gang of what's about to happen.
Nico: We're gonna need some hot sauce to spray at that ugly monster.
Lincoln: We've got a lot of things to hurt him.
The previous group came.
Evil Lyn: Can me, Captain Cold, Man Ray, Major Disaster, Cluemaster, Mysterio, Common Cold, Cantwell, Whirlwind, and Springfield Bullies go with you guys?
Dolph: And is the Bowling Ball Situation solved yet?
Nico: In order, yes you all can come with us and no it isn't yet.
Lola: Yeah.
Dolph: Man that fortuneteller is stubborn huh?
Me: Yeah.
Pain Yatta: Nico, which Gene Slammer do you think you'll meet next?
Kearney: And there's gotta be a way to stop those bowling balls!
ZOOOM!
Lynn caught a ball flying in.
Nico: We will stop those balls. But lets see. Neon Tiger next.
Qin: Cool!
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes, the rainbow iris of his Third Eye, his cutie mark tattoo on his back and Thunderbolt cutie mark with circle of surrounding elements on his massive left pec glowed, and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more and our rainbow energy auras, rainbow protective auras, and rainbow fire auras flared up even more, as they sensed dark energy signals with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figures were in the vision: the figures are none other than The Universe 666 Black Rangers, and they're coming here to destroy us all. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Lincoln: Oh no, he's really crossed it this time!
Rayman: I can guess that we got big trouble heading our way. Lincoln, who was it that you saw?
Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and this is something we're not going to like in the slightest. The figures we sensed belongs to The Universe 666 Black Rangers, and they're coming here to destroy us all.
WE GASPED IN HORROR!
Universe 666 Me: What?!
Jackie Holling: Leave the Universe 666 Black Rangers to me and Lincoln, guys.
Lincoln: Hold on, Jackie, we're not doing this alone.
Jake Holling: He's right, we're also joining in as well.
Me: That's a good idea. That sicko's already crossed one too many lines for the last time.
Qin: So had Sebastian because of his Dark Side, and he's crossed one too many lines before his Dark Side got removed and sent to The Black Gates forever after what we heard from Buster Bunny and the others along with Lincoln's Guardian Angels.
Nico: You got that right, and we'd seen it for ourselves as well. Alright, gang, let's go, we're heading out to The Park to take down Peeps.
Lincoln: That ugly eye monster's going to pay for this, and once we get through with that ugly monster, Universe 666 Black Rangers, you're next.
Jackie Holling: Of all the lines that RD Sebastian has crossed, this is one line too many. Now, he can watch as we destroy his last few attempts at vengeance on us.
Lincoln put up a rainbow energy field around The World Tree Estate and all of us headed out to The Park to destroy Peeps and once we get through with that ugly eye monster, Lincoln and Jackie Holling along with the Black Rangers are going to destroy The Universe 666 Black Rangers.
We were off to the park.
We arrived.
Captain Cold: You gotta love the park.
Me: That is for sure. Love coming here too.
Lola: It sure is awesome.
Camie: Yep.
We went to the house.
Me: Lets go talk to Mordecai and Rigby.
We went into the house.
Me: Hello?
Circe: You guys here?
Benson: (In another room) YOU GUYS ARE THE WORST EVER SLACKERS! NOT ONLY DID YOU LIE TO ME BUT YOU GUYS STOLE MY SANDWICH!
POW!
Benson punched Mordecai in the face and knocked him down!
He then jumped him and pulverized Mordecai all over!
Me: Uh oh!
We went and pulled him off!
Me: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE!?
Cluemaster: It's obvious something happened involving Mordecai and Benson.
Eli: Yeah.
Me: Mordecai what happened?
Mordecai: Benson flipped out because he thinks I ate his sandwhich.
Me: What kind of sandwich?
Mordecai: A Grilled Cheese Deluxe. I didn't even buy one for me. Also I never even ate it.
Benson: YOU LIAR!
Me: KNOCK IT OFF BENSON! Do you have any proof that he ate it!?
Benson: well no.
Eli: Mordecai is telling the truth. He didn't eat it.
Nico: Yeah!
Benson: Oh.
Me: Yeah.
Benson: Okay, if it wasn't you, who did it? Because there have been a lot of strange stuff going on lately!
Illia: Like what?
Benson: Well Muscle Man said his trailer was smashed, Skips had his lunch stolen, Rigby had his video games destroyed too.
Me: Weird. I think it has something to do with Peeps.
Mordecai: Peeps!? That eyeball monster!?
Me: Yeah we found out that he's back here.
Benson: Oh man!
Me: What does he look like?
Benson showed a picture of him and went over his history.
Peeps is a giant light-green eyeball who spies on all the groundskeepers at the Park. Peeps has multiple eyes that he usually keeps hidden. Peeps was hired by Benson to keep an eye on Mordecai and Rigby, but he ends up abusing his role and invasively spying on all the groundskeepers instead. Benson tells Peeps he is creeping everyone out and asks Peeps to leave. Peeps refuses to go because of the contract Benson signed to bring him to the park. Mordecai challenges Peeps to a staring contest and orders Peeps to leave if he loses. Peeps agrees, adding another stipulation that if Mordecai loses, Peeps gets to take everyone's eyes in a very painful way (by using an ice cream scooper and a needle), to which Mordecai reluctantly accepts. After an unspecified amount of staring, night falls and the two opponents have yet to blink. After almost blinking, Peeps brings out his extra eyeballs and uses their moisture to lubricate his main eyeball and to keep it from blinking. Rigby protests Peeps' actions, citing cheating, but Peeps refutes his claims. Rigby steps up and blinds all of Peeps' multiple eyes with a laser pointer. Peeps protests Rigby's actions, citing cheating, but Rigby refutes his claims. After all of his extra eyes are blinded, Peeps blinks and thereafter loses the staring contest. Rigby then shoots at Peeps' eye and sets it on fire, sending Peeps flying into a river. Afterwards, Peeps is hauled out of the river and taken to the hospital. The last thing Peeps says infers he was blind at that point. It is not confirmed whether or not he has permanently lost his sight, nor was he seen again after that.
Peeps is a giant floating eyeball with a red iris. His outer layer is a crusty green color. He also has dozens of small tentacles with eyes that can come out of him, which support him for extra eyes. He can speak despite not having a mouth.
When he was done we were shocked and horrified at how ugly he looked!
Me: He's a giant eyeball!? Ugly!
Qin: Weird!
Me: I've heard of having Eyes and Ears everywhere but this is ridiculous!
Common Cold: Talk about taking your job too far!
Xenia: Yeah!
Lola: That is an ugly eye though.
Red Lantern Ratchet: Should we call Dr. Helmer Strom?
Nico: I don't think he is around anymore.
Red Lantern Ratchet: Oh.
We then heard Pops scream in pain.
Cantwell: Was that Pops?!
We went into his room and saw him on the floor with a broken leg.
Me: Pops are you alright!?
Nico: What happened!?
Pops: I broke my leg! Something tripped me!
Me: Hold on Pops.
We helped him up and brought him to the sofa.
Indigo Zap: Peeps must've done this!
Me: My thoughts exactly!
We got to healing him.
Pops: Peeps!? Oh my!
Rigby came down!
Rigby: What happened?!
Me: Pops broke his leg!
Rigby: Oh man!
Me: Peeps did this.
Rigby: That ugly eyeball!?
Me: (Sarcastically) No it was the Killer Klowns from Outer Space! Of course it was Peeps!
Rigby: He broke my video games?!
Whirlwind: That's right!
Me: Yeah! And destroyed Muscle Man's trailer, stole Skips lunch, stole Benson's lunch which made him yell at Mordecai and punch him in the face and now this.
Rigby: Oh man!
We then heard High Five Ghost's voice.
High Five Ghost: Who's there?! Wait, you?! Have mercy!
Magma: Oh no. Fives!
Me: Uh oh!
We saw him having a panic attack.
Me: Hive Five Ghost it's okay! It's us!
Hive Five Ghost: Oh guys! Thank goodness.
Nico: You okay?
High Five Ghost: I haven't slept a wink for 5 days. I felt like something was watching me every time.
Me: Oh boy. Peeps did this.
High Five Ghost: Peeps!? That ugly eye monster?!
Me: Yep.
Mysterio: Which Heartless robots should I summon for this?
Me: How about Wight Knights?
Mysterio: Awesome idea.
Benson: Mordecai, I'm very sorry.
Tricloid: Hey, you didn't know.
Mordecai: Yeah you had no idea.
Nico: But either way we have a runway eyeball running around.
Blossom: Lets hope this guy is easier than the Evil Eye.
Me: EYE-Caramba!
Major Disaster: We need to call the others here!
We went and did so and brought the others here.
Muscle Man: So Peeps is behind this!
Skips: I knew it was only a matter of time.
Brimstone: Where is he right now?
Eli: (Concentrates) 300 yards to the east.
Nico: Lets go thern.
We went to face him.
Man Ray: We must be getting close!
Nico: Yep. Look!
We saw a big green floating eyeball. IT WAS PEEPS!
Lola: He is ugly.
Robin Food: i believe it's entrance time!
Nico: Lets get him!
We went at him.
Peeps was really looking around.
Then the spirits of eyes came and they swirled around him and then they converged and then...
KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion blasted off above him and a phoenix cry was heard and then we came out.
Nico: Time to poke your eyes out!
Jimbo: Wonder what'll happen if I do this! (Pokes Peeps' eye)
POINK!
Peeps: OUCH! That hurt!
Me: So he can talk too!
Eye Five: And EYE thought EYE was an eyeful!
Me: EYE YI YI!
Nico: Eye puns are funny.
Xenia: Yeah!
Eye Brawl: (Transylvanian Accent) I've got my Eye on this guy.
Ben turned into Eye Guy!
Ben: EYE GUY!
Nico: Yeah!
Eye Guy fired eye laser blasts and blasted Peeps all over!
Qin: EYE see what you mean!
Eye Guy: EYE Think you have a problem, pal!
Luan: Yeah! EYE think you need to find a better job! (LAUGHS) Get it?
Xenia: Yeah!
Me: How about these Eyes? I SUMMON MONSTER EYE!
I summoned Monster Eye!
They were ready to blink!
Eye Guy's eyes merged into a single eye on his chest and he fired an ice blast and blasted Peeps.
Eye Guy: Now that is one EYE would never touch!
Xenia: Good one!
Camie: Yeah!
Peeps: So, how's Pops?
Rigby: You don't get to talk about him!
Me: Yeah!
Nico: That's right!
Nico poked his eye
POINK!
Peeps: OUCH!
Then Kaos, Mr. Fizz, Technus, Dr. Viktor, Heat Wave, Stinky Butt, Titanium Toenail, Melter, Po Kong, and Touch & Go came.
Nico: Kaos, Mr. Fizz, Technus, Dr. Viktor, Heat Wave, Stinky Butt, Titanium Toenail, Melter, Po Kong, and Touch & Go.
Mr. Fizz: That's one ugly eye!
Technus: See More and Tri Klops would barf at that thing!
Dr. Viktor: I'm debating on whether we should show them pictures.
Nico: Probably not a good idea.
Heat Wave: (to Nico) Heard you fought Gravyzilla.
Kaos: (to Twilight) I hope you take care of that Raikou
Twilight Sparkle: Oh I will don't worry
Then Universe 666 Mondo Came!
Me: WHOA! Are you the King Mondo from the...
Universe 666 Mondo: Yep. Universe 666 version.
Me: Cool!
Universe 666 King Mondo: Who knew that my Prime Self was a pawn in Ooze's plan's.
Nico: I know! But that was still cool that we faced him.
Varie: Yeah.
Nico: Lets get it on!
Me: COME ON YOU APES! YOU WANNA LIVE FOREVER!?
We got the battles underway.
Twilight Sparkle, Nate Adams, Carol Ferris, Jan and Zan the Wonder Twins, Hawkman, Hot Head, Bouncer, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Golden Queen and Tussle Sprout VS Kaos, Shaman Apsu, Captain King K. Roll, Boston Dangler, Uncle Chokey, and Klaptrap - Nico's rescue on a Gravy Swamp Planet and we battled the Ed's Akuma Form, Gravyzilla and Neri Nuova Shenron and Valeriana Valmorg transformed against him
Kaos was first
Kaos (to Twilight): Nico's rescue was on a Gravy Swamp Planet, where he battled Ed's Akuma Form, Gravyzilla. Neri Nuova Shenron and Valeriana Valmorg transformed against him
Twilight Sparkle: It was a really fun and awesome. It was funny seeing Ed eat all that gravy too.
Nate Adams: (LAUGHS) Yeah it sure was and it was cool.
Carol Ferris: Ed loves his gravy.
Starshine Sparkle: That's Ed for you.
Spyro: Yeah the guy can't get enough gravy.
Kaos: Indeed he can't. Lets do it for I, KAOS, am ready!
Twilight flicked the switches for Kaos and Skylands and channeled all 10 elements of Skylanders into her sword and it formed into a SKYLANDERS ELEMENT SWORD!
Twilight Sparkle: THE SKYLANDS SWORD OF THE 10 ELEMENTAL FRIENDSHIPS!
Kaos: That sword is amazing!
Twilight Sparkle: It sure is! ELEMENT STYLE: SKYLANDS ELEMENTAL RETRIBUTION BLAST!
She swung the sword and it fired waves of Magic, Undead, Life, Air, Fire, Water, Tech, Earth, Light and Dark and the group fired waves of magic and energy and smashed them down.
Gwen Tennyson, Nicole Nerissa, Bulma, Shannon Littlefield, Nefertimon, Paildramon, Shakkoumon, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Pain Yatta and Krankcase VS Mr. Fizz, Ed Bighead, Creepy Heap From The Deep, Spike (Tex Avery), Wolf Dogcatcher, and Golem (Courage The Cowardly Dog) - Us battling Another Imperious, Naked Krabs, Stinger, Sandboy, Disgruntled Postman and Crystal Dragon (Miraculous) who were the embodiments of Maud Pie, Windy (MLP G5), Posey Bloom, Dahlia (MLP G5), Cheese Sandwich, Apple Fritter and Trouble Shoes
Mr. Fizz was next.
Mr. Fizz (to Gwen): Nico, Kevin's team, Imperious' team, and the others did good battling Another Imperious, Naked Krabs, Stinger, Sandboy, Disgruntled Postman and Crystal Dragon (Miraculous). They were the embodiments of Maud Pie, Windy (MLP G5), Posey Bloom, Dahlia (MLP G5), Cheese Sandwich, Apple Fritter and Trouble Shoes
Gwen Tennyson: It sure was cool! But the worst things were happening to the embodiment of Trouble Shoes. She was getting hit CONSTANTLY! She gets hit all the time with bowling balls!
Mr. Fizz: Really?
ZOOM!
A bowling ball flew passed them and then.
KRABLAM!
IT SMASHED RIKA TROUBLE SHOES RIGHT IN HER FACE HEAD ON!
OOOH! THAT'S NOT GONNA FEEL GOOD IN THE MORNING!
Mr. Fizz: Okay I see what you mean! Man that is rough for her!
Nicole Nerissa: You thought Samson had bad luck problems, hers is even worse!
Bulma: Yeah that is awful. But meeting the other embodiments are cool too.
Pinkie Pie: Ooh! Especially the embodiment of Maud!
Maud Pie: It was cool meeting the embodiment of me and she is just as emotionless as me.
Featherweight: Yeah. That is cool too.
Sprocket: Yeah it sure was.
Mr. Fizz: Yeah no kidding. But that is awesome. Lets do it!
Gwen Tennyson flicked the switches for Mr. Fizz and Anodyne and channeled mana into her sword and got a magical sword.
Gwen: THE MAGIC SWORD OF ANODYNE!
Mr. Fizz: Cool!
Gwen Tennyson: Yep. So is this. ANODYNE MAGIC STYLE: STARS OF MANA BLAST!
She swung the sword and fired waves of energy and the group fired waves of energy, metal, gears and lightning and smashed them down.
Cyborg, Motoko Kusanagi, Ice, Katie Kirrington, Dexter, Poppy, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Elena Validus and Circe VS Technus, Mike Rochip, Toadwart, Eustace Strych, Evil Chili Pot, and Saber Shadow - Lincoln's rescue was in Briarwood, and we went there to destroy an old enemy of Lincoln's: his name is Morgan Arcangela, the former older brother of Selene Arcangela
Technus was next.
Technus (to Cyborg): I heard Lincoln's rescue was in Briarwood to destroy an old enemy of His. His name is Morgan Arcangela, the former older brother of Selene Arcangela
Cyborg: Yeah that was an awesome battle and it was cool!
Motoko Kusanagi: It sure was cool and fun.
Ice: (Scandinavian Accent) It sure was amazing to see.
Rarity: Indeed it was darlings and everyone had fun there.
Sweetie Belle: Yeah no kidding and it was fun.
Gill Grunt: It sure was.
Technus: That is for sure! Lets do it!
Cyborg flicked the switches for Technus and Coruscant and channeled gear chakra into the hilt and got a gear sword.
Cyborg: THE SWORD OF THE GEARS OF CORUSCANT!
Technus: That is a great sword!
Cyborg: Sure is! GEAR STYLE: GEARS OF THE JEDI BLAST!
He swung the sword and they fired waves of gears and they fired waves of water, ice and jewels and smashed them down.
Will Vandom, Eiji, Snowdrop, Sector V KND, Mandy, Sector Z KND, Katie - Numbuh 7, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Emerald and Ilana VS Dr. Viktor, Frankenstein, Parent Teacher Organization Of Eradicating Youngsters, Mauler, Mewberty Star, and Pixie Empress - Cascade Kingdom was next
Dr. Viktor was next.
Dr. Viktor (to Will): Cascade Kingdom was next. What was it like?
Will Vandom: Magnificent waterfalls and more! It was beautiful. They battled Mother Broodle there and it was so funny hitting her in the face with her Golden Chomp.
Eiji: That always cracks me up!
Snowdrop: Yeah that was awesome and funny!
Starlight Glimmer: We never laughed that hard before! My sides still hurt from laughing that hard.
Cozy Glow: Yeah that was so awesome.
Hex: It sure was.
Dr. Viktor: Boy no kidding there! Lets do it!
Will flicked the switches for Dr. Viktor and Anur Transyl and channeled purple lightning and she got an awesome purple lightning blade!
Will Vandom: THE PURPLE LIGHTNING SWORD OF ANUR TRANSYL!
Dr. Viktor: Cool! Awesome!
Will Vandom: Thanks. So is this. PURPLE LIGHTNING STYLE: THUNDERSTRIKE OF VIOLET STORMS!
She fired a powerful blast of purple lightning and the group fired waves of bones, skulls, blood, ghosts, lightning, magic and stars and smashed them down
Taranee, Jak & Daxter, Hiita the Fire Charmer, Krystal Flemmington, Lea, Shiho, Sci Twi, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Zilius Zox and Red Lantern Ratchet VS Heat Wave, Evil Flame Man, Gnat, Hotstreak, Arachne, and Weevil Underwood - The Mascots played Hide and Seek in Stinky Butt's room
Heat Seeker was next.
Heat Wave (to Taranee): The Mascots played Hide and Seek in Stinky Butt's room. I hope they liked it there.
Taranee: They sure did and Stinky Butt has a cool room. Luan thought it was a gas she said!
THEY LAUGHED!
Jak: (LAUGHS) That was funny.
Daxter: Yeah that was funny.
Hiita: Yeah it was awesome seeing that.
Sunset Shimmer: It sure was a funny one. But they had lots of fun.
Pipsqueak: (British Accent) Yeah that was really fun and awesome.
Sunburn: It sure was.
Heat Wave: Yeah no kidding! Lets do it!
Taranee flicked the switches for Heat Wave and The Sun and channeled fire chakra into the sword hilt.
Taranee: THE FLAME SWORD OF SOLAR CANDRAKAR!
Heat Wave: Nice!
Taranee: And this too! SOLAR FLAME STYLE: INFERNO BLADE STORM!
She swung the sword and fired waves of fire and the group fired waves of fire and blasted them down.
Loki, Omaima Lexington, Stinkbomb, Spittor, Cybershark, Airazor, Tigerhawk, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Indigo Zap and Gloriosa Daisy VS Stinky Butt, Malodor, Springload, Hammerstrike, Airazor & Divebomb, and Crazybolt and Slicedice - Stinky Butt's room is awesome
Stinky Butt was next.
Stinky Butt (to Loki): I'm glad you think my room is awesome. I put great effort into it.
Loki: It was really awesome and funny! The furniture looking like butts was genius and the way they fart banana scene was literally awesome and funny.
Omaima Lexington: Yeah no kidding there! (LOUD FART) Sorry.
Stinkbomb: That was an awesome room there. Great job.
Stinky Butt: Thanks.
Rainbow Dash: That was an awesome and fun room. And the photos you had of your adventures were awesome too.
Scootaloo: They sure were.
Whirlwind: Yeah that is for sure.
Stinky Butt: Glad you liked it. Lets do it!
LOUD FART!
Stinky Butt farted and Loki flicked the switches for Stinky Butt and Flatula and he channeled fart chakra and got a funny butt shaped fart sword.
FART FART FART FART FART FART FART FARTFART!
Loki: The SWORD OF A MILLION FARTING BUTTS!
Stinky Butt: Awesome!
Loki: And so is this! FART STYLE: SUPER FLATULENCE FURY BLAST!
LOUD SUPER FART!
He fired a stream of fart gas from the sword and the group fired waves of lightning, wind and rainbows and smashed them down.
Chazz Princeton, Ojama Trio, Gusty the Great, Daniella King, Wingfeather Siblings, Gabriela Estupinan, Aula, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Magma, and Yagura VS Titanium Toenail, Rambling Ghost, Fat Bastard, Evil Tuxedo Mask, Universe 666 Obito Uchiha the 10-Tails Jinchuriki, and Mr. Magic Pierrot - Mordecai and Rigby and the members of the park are in trouble
Titanium Toenail
Titanium Toenail (to Chazz): Mordecai and Rigby and the members of the park are in trouble. Again.
Chazz: Yeah those two can't seem to catch a break! Especially when it comes to fighting some of their enemies.
Ojama Yellow: Yeah no kidding there boss!
Gusty the Great: Yeah that is for sure and it is crazy that those two get into more trouble with Benson than anyone else. But this time they aren't in trouble from him.
Applejack: Yeah that is for sure.
Apple Bloom: It's because of that ugly eyeball monster!
Flashwing: Yeah that is one UGLY eye.
Titanium Toenail: No kidding! Lets do it!
Chazz flicked the switches for Titanium Toenail and Hell and got a Chthonian Fire Sword.
Chazz: THE SWORD OF THE CHTHONIAN INFERNO.
Titanium Toenail: Wow! That is hot!
Chazz: Yep. So is this! CHTHONIAN FIRE STYLE: INFERNO OF THE 9 CIRCLES!
He swung the sword and fired waves of fire and the group fired waves of earth, rock, mud, boulders, lava, crystal and apples and smashed them down.
Aquaman, Aquagirl, Snow White, Daisuke Yamamoto, Gyro Man, Yínhé Lóng, Pie Pie Mermaid, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Seabreeze, Life Skylanders, Gus Grav and Tricloid VS Melter, Yost Viper, Evil Pyre Woman, Spike Rosered, Starman EXE, and Princess Snake - Peeps the Eyeball monster is causing trouble
Melter was next
Melter (to Aquaman): Peeps the Eyeball monster is causing trouble. Fuck, that's one freaky eye!
Aquaman; Yeah he is UGLY!
Aquagirl: Yeah what a freak!
Snow White: He sure is ugly and horrible.
Fluttershy: He is scary too.
Tornado Bolt: He sure is creepy.
Seabreeze: (Swedish Accent) He sure is ja.
Stealth Elf: Yeah no kidding.
Melter: Yeah he sure is ugly. Lets do it!
Aquaman flicked the switches for Melter and Atlantis and he channeled water chakra and got a water sword.
Aquaman: THE AQUA BLADE OF ATLANTIS!
Melter: COOL!
Aquaman: So is this! ATLANTIS WATER STYLE: ATLANTIS WATER BLAST!
He fired a wave of water and the group fired waves of leaves, grass, flowers and fruit and smashed them down
Nora Valkyrie, Phoebe Pancake, Ultear Milkovich, Takuya, Slifer the Sky Dragon, Obelisk the Tormentor, The Winged Dragon of Ra, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Undermine and Brimstone VS Po Kong, Shakedown, Sculpin, Dark Naruto, Universe 666 Animated Sentinel Prime, and Universe 666 Eon - Peeps is an UGLY MONSTER
Po Kong the Demon Sorcerer of the Mountain was next.
Po Kong (to Nora): Peeps is an UGLY MONSTER. Look at the size of his eye!
Nora: I know! What an ugly eye!
Phoebe Pancake: Yeah it sure is ugly!
Ultear: No kidding. It's gross.
Princess Celestia: Yeah that is for sure and this guy is going to get his ugly eye poked out good.
King Solar: That is for sure and looking at that eye is making me sick!
Solar Eclipsa: Yeah no kidding.
Amber Morning: At least we're not going to eat it!
Spotlight: YUCK!
Po Kong: Yeah no kidding! Lets do it!
Nora flicked the switches for Po Kong and the planet of Pancakes and channeled Pancake Chakra into the blade and it formed into a Pancake Sword.
Nora: THE SWORD OF PANCAKECALIBUR!
Po Kong: Awesome!
Nora: Yep. PANCAKE STYLE: PANCAKE BUFFET BURST!
She fired an endless stream of pancakes and the group fired waves of light and blasted them down.
Tyler Bowman, Yumi UFO, Sari, Eric Meyers, Igawa Asagi, Dark Magician, Sorcerer of Dark Magic, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of the Night, Dark Skylanders, Robin Food and Mushi VS Touch & Go, Evil Search Man, Wolfgang, Lightning Empress, Wizards (Spyro Enemies), and Boxy (Kirby) - Peeps is going down big time
Touch & Go were next.
Mr. Go (To Tyler): Peeps is going down big time. I hope you punch his eye good!
Tyler Bowman: Oh that you can count on and it will be awesome!
Yumi UFO: Yeah that is for sure and it will be awesome and cool.
Sari: Yeah it sure will.
Princess Luna: And awesome too.
Moondust: You got that right.
Snowdrop: Yeah no kidding there.
Gari: Yep we're ready for this.
Blackout: We sure are and it will be awesome.
Mr. Touch: Yeah. Lets do it!
Tyler flicked switches for Touch & Go and New York City and he channeled darkness chakra into his hilt and got a cool darkness sword.
Tyler Bowman: THE VIRUS SLAYING DARKNESS BLADE!
Mr. Touch: Nice!
Tyler Bowman: So is this! DARKNESS STYLE: DARK FURY BLAST!
He fired a wave of energy and darkness and the group fired waves of darkness and blasted them down.
Zeo Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Nico, May, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Universe 666 Mondo
Universe 666 King Mondo was next.
Universe 666 King Mondo: Boy this guy is ugly.
Nico: No kidding there.
May: Yeah no kidding.
Universe 666 Mondo: Yeah. Lets do it!
Nico teleported and opened his safe and in it was a bunch of weapons called the Destroyers of Peeps, these are a collection of blasters that'll really put the hurt on that ugly eye monstrosity.
Nico teleported back with them.
Zeo Rangers: IT'S MORPHIN TIME!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! ZEO!
They all transformed and were ready!
Nico: Awesome! Lets get him!
Rangers: ZEO CANNON!
They summoned the cannon and charged it up and they fired waves of energy and elements and blasted him down and he exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
He was dead!
Nico: OH YEAH! King Mondo you have failed this world!
Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a super mega win!
We regrouped
Jake: Aww. Is your eye hurting?
Tsukasa: Your entire body's about to follow!
Kamen Ride: Mystic Force Red!
Kamen Ride: Mystic Force Blue!
Kamen Ride: Mystic Force Green!
Kamen Ride: Mystic Force Yellow!
Kamen Ride: Mystic Force Pink!
Kamen Ride: Solaris Knight!
Tsukasa turned into the Red Mystic Force Ranger and Daiki summoned clones of the Mystic Force Rangers.
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! MYSTIC FORCE!
They turned into the Mystic Force Rangers too!
Qin: Yeah!
We went at Peeps and fired lasers and energy beams from all directions at him.
Lillian Van Damme and Rippersnapper: JELLYFISH CYCLONE BLAST!
Snarl and Berry Punch: SMASHING BERRY BLAST!
Volcano Pride of Sam and Springfield Bullies: VOLCANIC PRIDE BURST!
Qin of the Komodo and Captain Cold: KOMODO ICE STORM!
Gali of Water and Man Ray: WATER TOA BURST!
Optimus Prime of the Autobots and Evil-Lyn: AUTOBOT MAGIC STORM!
Tyler of Dino Charge and Major Disaster: DINO CHARGE BLAST!
Aang of the Wind and Cluemaster: WIND STORM FURY!
Yusei of the Stardust and Mysterio: STARDUST MAGIC BLAST!
Robin the Boy Wonder and Common Cold: SNOT ROCKET BLAST!
Lisa Simpson of Buddha and Cantwell: BUDDHA FURY BLAST!
Tom Majors of Overworld and Whirlwind: OVERWORLD WIND SHOT!
Starlight Glimmer, Starburst Aurora, Fireheart Flame, Skull Screamer, Xavier Ghost, Nightscream "Karai" Vu~anpaiabaito, Terror-Bite Vu~anpaiabaito, Phantom, Scared Dog, Overkill the Raptor, Ash Whamp-Jack, Cozy Glow, Thorax, Sunburst, Trixie Lulamoon, Moony Moondancer, Starfall, Dove, Juniper Montage, Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon, Toxic Horror, Louie PoisonSea and Clover the Clever, Undead Skylanders and Sir Great Britain: SKULL STORM OF EMPATHY!
They fired waves of energy and elements.
Starlight Glimmer, Eye Brawl, Mordecai, Rigby and Benson: PARK SMASHING BLAST!
They fired laser and element blasts
Lincoln: Your days of spying are over. OPTOMETRIST ELEMENT STYLE: DR. HELMER STROM!
Fluttershy: OPTOMETRIST NATURE STYLE: DR. GARY HEITING!
Moonlight Raven: OPTOMETRIST DARK STYLE: DR. HOWARD PURCELL!
Twilight Sparkle: OPTOMETRIST MAGIC STYLE: DR. DOROTHY HITCHMOTH!
Sunset Shimmer: OPTOMETRIST FIRE STYLE: DR. DAVID HEIDEN!
Yuna Kamihara: OPTOMETRIST WATER STYLE: DR. MORRIS BERMAN!
Applejack: OPTOMETRIST EARTH STYLE: DR. MARK ROSNER!
Tatsumaki: OPTOMETRIST WIND STYLE: DR. IRVING BENNETT!
Rainbow Dash: OPTOMETRIST LIGHTNING STYLE: DR. GARY GERBER!
Trixie Lulamoon: OPTOMETRIST MAGIC STYLE: DR. LEONID SORKIN JR.!
Lincoln and his harem fire energy blasts that take on the forms of the famous optometrists in history.
Lincoln and his Harem: OPTOMETRIST FINAL SMASH: OPTICAL EYE STORM BLAST!
Lincoln and his harem fired massive energy blasts shaped like eyes and explode as they hit Peeps on direct contact!
Lincoln: Now, it ends. (ECHOING VOICE) BLAZING HELIX!
Lincoln fired a massive wave of fire and red helix blasts that hit Peeps and incinerated him to ashes and he was sent to The Black Gates.
Nico: That's it for that ugly eye monstrosity.
Me: That thing really is creepy.
Lincoln: He sure was creepy and gross. Now there's only one last thing to do and one last loose end to tie up: The Universe 666 Black Rangers.
?: None of you will ever leave this place alive!
Suddenly, the twelve large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the twelve large planets orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the Loud Sisters' legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the legs of The Loud's friends, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine and eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the eleven large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eleven coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Twilight Sparkle and her friends, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eleven large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eleven large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Takanuva's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands and our gold halos with four orbiting gold rings surrounding the corners behind our heads were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.
Lincoln formed a massive indestructible diamond barrier infused with absorption energy that protected all of us from a barrage of fire and black energy blasts that came from nowhere and hit the barrier, but it stood strong and the fire and black energy blasts were absorbed and flowed into us and we grew even stronger.
Lincoln: (Catches the scent) There's no mistaking the scent of blood from anywhere, come on out now, Universe 666 Black Rangers, or we will force you out.
An army of figures came out, and they were none other than The Universe 666 Black Rangers brought back by RD Sebastian who has officially lost his sanity.
Nico: So, those are all the Universe 666 Black Rangers RD Sebastian's brought back.
Me: That bastard, now he's gone way too far.
Jackie Holling: That he has, and for that, we're going to destroy the instruments of his revenge.
Suddenly, Jackie Holling's blue eyes turned neon blue and she was surrounded by a black energy aura with stars, black fire, black flames, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered The Magna Sword, and as she approached The Universe 666 Black Rangers, she left black energy, stars, black fire, black flames, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Jackie Holling: I'm not surprised that RD Sebastian was the one who brought you all back from the dead, but then again, he has crossed one too many lines and proven to be a psychotic deranged sicko who had to be put down. Now, it's your turn, you'll pay for disgracing the legacy of the Black Rangers.
Suddenly, Jackie Holling was surrounded by a massive vortex of black energy, stars, black fire, and black flames surrounding the vortex, there are phoenixes, angels, and the Black Rangers of 47 plus years flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a black phoenix with red eyes glaring at The Universe 666 Black Rangers: the red eyes of eternal death.
Me: HOLY SHIT!
Nico: WHOA!
Lincoln: This'll serve as a warning to Lord Zedd that death's coming for him and Rita Repulsa.
Then, as the vortex faded, Jackie Holling emerged, but she was changed forever.
Jackie Holling grew from 7'0" to 8'0" in height, she has large gold metal bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has twelve large black orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has white highlights in the bangs of her long black hair and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom and four orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon blue eyes and a black energy aura with stars, black fire, black flames, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she has a black lightning bolt with the Black Cosmic Fury Ranger emblazoned on her forehead with gold iris, she has on Black Ranger earrings with black gems for eyes and holding the Star, Black Fire, and Eternity Kanjis in their hands, she also has a Black Ranger with black gems for eyes and holding the Star, Black Fire, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands for the second pendant on the bottom of her black angel-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with black crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and black gems embedded on the gold lightning bolts, and she also has on a white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love on her neck. Jackie Holling has on a sleeveless black top, black skirt, white bridal gloves, and black lightning bolt with the Black Cosmic Fury Ranger on it on her right arm, black knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, black fire, black flames, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is a black lightning bolt with all of The Black Rangers from 47 years surrounding it and surrounded by stars and black fire and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with phoenixes and angels surrounding a black gem with neon glowing black lights equipped with recognition of her and fits an infinite number of items and component for her Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in. Suddenly, Jackie Holling felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive black angel wings with white tips on the large black feathers grew much bigger for her new body and she also now has eleven massive and long black wolf tails with white tips and white markings, Jackie Holling has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large black gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Jackie Holling's Magna Defender sword, massive gold greatsword, and all the greatswords and swords that she'd gotten began to merge together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of black energy, stars, black fire, black flames, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Jackie Holling's Cosmic Eternal Black Inferno Firestorm Black Power Rangers Embodiment Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Black Inferno Firestorm Black Power Rangers Embodiment Phoenix God Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded black gems and black lightning bolt with the Black Cosmic Fury Ranger and runes etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade, large gold angel heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large black gems embedded in their foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large gold angel heads with black gems for eyes and on the bottom of the large gold angel heads is a large gold angel head with black gems for eyes and black gem in its mouth for the pommel, Jackie Holling has on her brand-new large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with large black gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet and wrist computer on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of The Cosmic Fury Black Ranger's head with black gem for the visor for the belt buckle and gold versions of the other Black Rangers' heads with black gems for the visors around the belt on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a black kanji with black flames in between the kanji below the black lightning bolt with The Black Rangers from 47 years that said, "Jackie Holling, Embodiment of The Black Rangers, Loving Sister of Jake Holling, Powerful Force of Good, Thrasher of The Bad Guys, True Immortal and Omnipotent Powerful Warrior of The Universe, Most Powerful Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Despiser and Destroyer of The Power Rangers' Enemies, Despiser of Dark Lori, Dark Lynn, Dark Lola, Dark Lisa, and Dark Luan, Archenemy of Another Marika, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Black Fire, Phoenixes, Angels, and The Powers of The Black Power Rangers"
ジャッキー・ホリング、ブラック・レンジャーの化身、ジェイク・ホリングの愛する妹、強力な善の力、悪人のスラッシャー、真の不滅で全能の宇宙の強力な戦士、最も強力な愛情深い守護天使、リンカーンの将来の妻であるラウド、デススパイザー、そしてパワーレンジャーの敵の破壊者、ダークロリの軽蔑者、ダークリン、ダークローラ、ダークリサ、ダークルアン、アナザーマリカの大敵、チームラウドフェニックスストームの驚くべきメンバー、コスモスの勇敢な戦士、プロテクター、ディフェンダー、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の救世主、宇宙への希望の大使兼灯台、友情とエレメントの力のマスター、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真真実、正義、愛、慈悲、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、信頼の女神、悪の破壊者と殺戮者、錯乱した、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなしの女神、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そしてブラックファイア、フェニックス、エンジェル、そしてブラックパワーレンジャーの力のマスター
Jackie Holling has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-BLACK POWER RANGERS EMBODIMENT-GOD-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA BLACK INFERNO FIRESTORM BLACK POWER RANGERS EMBODIMENT PHOENIX GOD ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL BLACK INFERNO FIRESTORM BLACK POWER RANGERS EMBODIMENT PHOENIX GOD ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL BLACK INFERNO FIRESTORM BLACK POWER RANGERS EMBODIMENT PHOENIX GOD ANGEL LOVE!
We were amazed by Jackie Holling's Super Angel-Black Power Rangers Embodiment-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when The Universe 666 Black Rangers saw it, they went mad with rage and ran at her and kill her, but Jackie Holling fired a massive barrage of black energy, stars, black fire, black flames, phoenixes, and angels which hit The Universe 666 Black Rangers and sent them crashing onto the ground, they got back up and they were now really enraged.
Jake Holling: Incredible!
Selene Arcangela: Incredible is right, Jake, Jackie's transformed, and we already knew of the kind of damage she's capable of doing to villains.
Lincoln: Yep, and now, it's time we end The Universe 666 Black Rangers and make them pay!
Jackie Holling: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Black Inferno Firestorm Black Rangers Embodiment Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Black Inferno Firestorm Black Rangers Embodiment Phoenix God Angel Love) That's right, those disgraces are going to pay for what they've done. Let's get them, Lincoln.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Universal Hope Elemental Cosmic Heavenly Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and Immortal Heroism and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope, and his new greatswords were ready as the sword pendants on his large white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love were glowing, and he joined Jackie Holling.
The Black Rangers also transformed and joined Lincoln and Jackie Holling as well.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) RD Sebastian has already paid for his crimes, and now, it's your turn, your end has come, Universe 666 Black Rangers!
Jackie Holling, Lincoln, and The Black Rangers went after The Universe 666 Black Rangers, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, black energy, slime, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, dumbbells, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mammoths, Pegasi, Windigos, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, Animals, and Mythological Animals at The Universe 666 Black Rangers, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit them.
Then, Lincoln and Jackie Holling attacked them with powerful slashes from their massive greatswords leaving scars on them and Lincoln left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with his gold-plated claws and his two new massive greatswords and Jackie Holling also did the same by firing black energy slashes from her massive greatsword, and he and Jackie Holling attacked them hard with punches, kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of their massive and excessive brute superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this pissed off The Universe 666 Black Rangers badly.
The Black Rangers also attacked their Universe 666 counterparts with incredible ferocity, and they were forced into a corner.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) This is where you all die once more.
Then, Lincoln turned the tips of his tails into Cell's Stingers, and he stabbed them into The Universe 666 Black Rangers' chests, and then, Lincoln began absorbing The Universe 666 Black Rangers into his body as he and all of us assimilated all of their powers, strength, and abilities and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed along with his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flared up extremely and he began growing even stronger.
When Lincoln was done and the stingers changed back, nothing's left of The Universe 666 Black Rangers, and he banished them to The Black Gates. We cheered wildly for what Jackie Holling and Lincoln did as they holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down and Jackie Holling's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long black wolf tails, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind her head, twelve large black orbs orbiting around her legs, and massive black angel wings are permanent.
Jackie Holling: Burn in Hell forever, you bastards. Thanks for helping me destroy The Universe 666 Black Rangers forever, Lincoln, you too, Jake.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Jackie.
Suddenly, Jackie Holling wrapped her arms around Lincoln's waist, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Jackie Holling's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her hands onto Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, Mermaid, Angel, Fairy, Succubus, Incubus, Windigo, and the Black Power Rangers flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field and elemental forces and black flames raging behind them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Jackie Holling sucked in and absorbed the elemental forces and black flames and they came back to us as the display vanished.
Me: Oh man, that was one awesome battle, you guys!
Nico: No kidding, you guys and the Black Power Rangers really made a fiery mess of their Universe 666 counterparts.
Lincoln: Disgrace The Black Rangers, will they? Not on our watch!
Me: You said it. And we already know we're meeting Valerie Quinn tomorrow, thanks to what Catherine told us.
Nico: And we saw what she's capable of turning Luan's prank's against her.
Lincoln: Yep, amateur pranksters who try to try to prank her and humiliate her wind up getting their comeuppance and suffering the consequences.
Titanium Toenail: Another baddie takken care of.
Rigby: That's nice and all. But what about my video games?!
Muscle Man: And my trailer?
Skips: And me and Benson's lunches?
Melter: We'll take care of those.
Mr. Touch: But at least no one's dead.
Stinky Butt: Let's celebrate in my room. After all, you guys saw it today.
Po Kong: I hope there's food!
Nico: There will be! Great job today everyone!
Mordecai: (To the viewers) No one likes to be watched 24/7.
Me: Nope. That's called Stalking. And it has serious consequences.
Nico: Yep.
We celebrated and later went back home and enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep.
THE END
Another awesome fanfiction done.
This chapter was based on the episode Peeps and that one aired on January 17th, 2011 And it was fun.
NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Hynageneral, BumbleSparkle, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did Mendez1996. Thanks guys.
For the next rescue Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman and his counterparts, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Leanbow, San, Timberwolf (Legion of Superheroes), Hokey Wolf, Mebh Óg MacTíre (Wolfwalkers) and Garu (Kyurangers) as well as Wolf (Legend of The Candy Cane), Butterfly Sentibeast, Behemoth Phantom Behiors, THE MERCILESS INSANITY PEPPER PONY OF QUETZALACATENANGO, Bull-E and Polaris and we're going to Ponyville to make a bunch of sick children feel better after they get sick with the Horsey Hives and also we're going to battle a clone of Ra's Al Ghul who is out for revenge against me for defeating him the first time. Devonia Dunkleosteus is going to transform against him. Also we're going to battle Another Wolf (Legend of The Candy Cane), Butterfly Sentibeast, Behemoth Phantom Behiors, THE MERCILESS INSANITY PEPPER PONY OF QUETZALACATENANGO, Bull-E and Polaris who are the Embodiments of Mystery Mint, Cadance and King Sombra. Also we're going to meet a gene-slammer for Neon Tiger and her name is Tiana Tiger.
Alright, and for tomorrow, the match-up is for Tamara Oliver, Embodiment of The Green Power Rangers, and she and Lincoln are going to destroy the Universe 666 Green Rangers.
For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to Japan, but we got bad news: last night, Darren Devereaux had a nightmare and he had a Snake and Holly Tattoo which appeared and caused him pain as soon as he awoke. But, we would soon find out from Lincoln and Princess Luna that Darren Devereaux's nightmares were linked to the tragic death of his mom and the suicide of his father a week after her funeral when Darren was only seven, and then eight years later, his older brother, Logan Devereaux was murdered by his ex-cousin and murderous MS-13 fanatic member, Connor, when he was fifteen, and the longings of his dead family caused him to head into The Manor of Sleep and he got hit with The Tattooed Curse, so we need to head to the real life ruins of The Kuze Shrine and help Darren come to terms with his grief and loss, along with battling the vengeful spirit responsible for it: Reika Kuze, the last Tattooed Priestess, but like all the main antagonist ghosts of Fatal Frame, Reika is a tragic soul who became a vengeful spirit after seeing her lover murdered in front of her and wanted to make others suffer as she had. So, we're going to defeat her and send her and her murdered lover to The Other Side. And we're going to meet the next Daydream Princess, her name is Valerie Quinn, Daydream Laughter Princess of Tech, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and she's a really really powerful girl with the same powers as Daydream Pinkie Pie combined with the powers she has being Lincoln's Guardian Angel. She's a member of The Daydream Crusaders of Royal Woods, a group of girls who have the same powers as The Daydream 16 and are dedicated to protecting the innocent and preserving Harmony and Peace and their enemies included The Doomsday 23 along with their enemies, The Midnight Knights of Royal Woods, a group of girls who have the same powers as The Midnight 15 and they desired to bring death and destruction to all, only to be foiled by The Daydream Crusaders. Lincoln helped Valerie Quinn and the other Daydream Crusaders and drove The Midnight Knights of Royal Woods away forever, but they all swore bloody revenge on them. Valerie trained Lincoln a lot with using the powers of Tech and Laughter, and she's also an awesome party planner and comedian. Lincoln made her a beautiful necklace to show his thanks to her, and to show her thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips, and as a result, Lincoln promised that when he comes of age, he will marry her along with the rest of his harem. She hates Luan with a very blazing passion because of all of the insane pranks she's done in the past, and Valerie Quinn has put her in her place by outsmarting her and sabotaging and turning her own pranks against her.
Next up is where we have a Battle with Amanojaku Megid and it's going to be fun.
See you next time.