Current Client: Arturia Pendragon
Irisviel: Can I help you?
Arturia: Yeah. You see, I'm being stalked by this really creepy guy –
Irisviel: Hmm, yes, creepy guy. I think I know who you mean.
Arturia: You do?
Irisviel: Of course I do. Everybody knows.
Arturia: Everybody!?
Irisviel: Well, maybe not everybody. But he obviously doesn't believe in subtlety...
Gilgamesh: Marry me!
Arturia: I see what you mean, but how do I get rid of him?
Irisviel: Er, you might want to take this one to the police station...
Arturia: But we're Servants.
Irisviel: Well, there you have it. You're already obligated to kill him, so all you have to do is do your job and you'll be free of him.
Arturia: But –
Irisviel: Sorry, ma'am. Clients are waiting.