Requested by: GordyGordiant
Current Client: EMIYA
Irisviel: Oh my, I'm getting all the Shirous and Emiyas today. What's your issue?
EMIYA: No one thinks I'm cool anymore.
Irisviel: Hey, hey, I think you're cool.
EMIYA: You don't count.
Irisviel: Well, excuse me.
EMIYA: I've always been the 'cool' Shirou. I'm the unshakable one, the formidable one, the handsome one.
Irisviel: Hmm, can't argue with you there.
EMIYA: But now this 'bad boy' persona of mine has shown up, and all of a sudden I'm in the dust while he gets all the attention.
Irisviel: I thought you were unshakable.
EMIYA: That's not the point.
Irisviel: That doesn't even make sense.
EMIYA: My entire existance doesn't make sense.
Irisviel: Huh, you're right again. But what do you want me to do?
EMIYA: I don't know. Make people like me again. Make them reject this 'EMIYA Alter' person.
Irisviel: I don't know if that's strictly possible. You know girls always fall for the bad boys –
EMIYA: I never said anything about girls.
Irisviel: Ahem. What you need to do is go on being an upright hero, fighting for all that is good and pure. In the end, good always wins.
EMIYA: And will people think I'm cool again?
Irisviel: Maybe, maybe not. Your hair is definitely cooler than Alter's, at least. No one's going to debate that.
EMIYA:... Thanks. I guess.
Irisviel: My pleasure. By the way, did you happen to see a smallish guy with really spiky hair who looks almost exactly like you on your way here?
EMIYA: What?
Irisviel: Never mind.
Poor, poor Irisviel... she's still trying to sort it all out.